>>27849501
Lesbians.
Lesbian everywhere

this the general now? Also why season three?

I'd like one of those episodes where the cartoon characters meet some of the fucked up fans and are obviously disgusted by them.

Like how they had an episode in Supernatural where the Winchesters meet one of those Mary Sue chicks who writes gay incest stories about them, and are sickened.

Only in this case it would involve most of the Bronies on /co/.

Weren't we talking about sleeping with little horses?

Hey guys... who's "Nathan"?

Pinkie has a giant psychotic episode and murders everyone.

Celestia is forced to firebomb ponyville after even the royal unicorn army can't stop her.

>>27849542
you are mistaken

Pony licks pony, and then they go off and have an adventure a-la dragonshy, except this time they're going somewhere with lots of animals, so fluttershy's fine and everybody else is terrified.

>>27849559

>>27849542
No, no we weren't.

>>27849549
Nobody at all

Everything posted in this thread is a bad dream of Twilight's, save for this post of course, it's real.

>>27849501
Cuddle Day

22 minutes of plotless cuddling. Also maybe licks.

>>27849559
>Everything normal
>It was all a dream
>OR WAS IT?

>>27849594
well, not entirely 'plotless', I dont think
>>27849549
By far the most handsome man ive ever seen

>>27849594
I like your idea and wish to purchase the merchandise linked with this episode

>>27849538

>that feel when just like in real life, the most disgusting ponyfags are the most vocal ones on /co/

I can't believe I just realized this...

Rarity is famous for using gems all over her fashion designs.

Dragons eat gems.

So, to Spike and other dragons, Rarity is basically making clothing out of food.

Rarity is the dragon equivalent to Lady Gaga.

Everybody's bisexual except for Dash who is hard gay for both Applejack and Pinkie Pie. The episode is about their polyamorous relationship and the sexual escapades they're involved in.

>>27849501
Big Mac is murdered by a mysterious black goat. Applejack sets out to find this black goat and revenge her brother. Of course the other ponies wont let her go alone.

>>27849538
I would like an episode which has the moral that you shouldn't obsess over things you like.

>>27849592

Also we need a pony verison of this image

>>27849630
why do you ALWAYS forget the wings

>>27849639
... well shit.

Zecora stars in her own episode and gets in trouble with a group of white ponies. She wants to find out why they hate her so much so she dies herself completely white and speaks without rhyme. She learns a group of zebra attacked the ponies when they were younger.

The moral is NO STEREOTYPING YOU FUCKING DOUCHE

>>27849619
I really hope you haven't just realised this.

How long has it been since you had a quick glance on /b/?

>>27849549

>>27849501
Zecora robs stores in ponyville and Gummy joins the pony police to join in on the chase. It ends with her getting beaten by the police, Rodney King Style. The lesson is: Around blacks, never relax.

>>27849665
Because I'm a giant faggot. Hang on

>>27849656
There is, with Pinkie Pie cupcake fanart face.

So these are how the MLP generals are like in the afternoon, huh?

I think I understand now...

>>27849656

>>27849639
well, the meat is inedible, so no.

Plus gaga only made one, so it's not her thing to make food clothes.

Plus rarity only knows one dragon who doesnt want to eat her clothes just fuck her silly.

>>27849639
ma ma ma ma

pony face

>>27849650

Exactly this. Only I was going for something along the lines of "you shouldn't adore things to the point of fanaticism / to the point of twisting them into something that has little or nothing to do with the thing you supposedly adored in the first place"

>>27849594
> plotless
depends on your definition of "plot"

also
>your face when fan comics look more official than the Hasbro comics

>>27849675
I CAN'T TELL, WHICH ONE IS THE ORIGINAL?

>>27849594
I'd prefer a "Sleeping with Hinako" type special with Fluttershy.

>>27849712
Fat one in front...

>>27849538
That episode was hillarious. How they thought they would look completely different. Such a Twilight stab.

I haven't been following Supernatural as much

>>27849711
To be fair, Fluffy Butts could might as well be working on the animator team.

dudes' got talent.

>>27849713
why do I want this?

>>27849642
>Rainbow Dash must choose between Pinkie and Applejack
>Archie, but with lesbian horses

>>27849690
Spikie loves her for the diamond cutie-mark she's got. Diamonds are delicious to dragons.

>>27849729
He needs attention to detail though, and some concept of depth and solids.

>>27849711
They should just give the reins over to us

>>27849501
Fluttermac, Fluttermac everywhere

>>27849724
But the only fat ones i see are further back.

Be more specific.

>>27849728
hasnt twilights VA already been on twitter about fuckin cartoon horses to us?

Anyone else RS's orgy fic?
How Zecora was there too?
yeah that's my episode.

>>27849742
Oh, er, no.

I knew I forgot one part; they're both okay with it.

>>27849713
I have not heard of this. but your picture is enough. I wish I could vote on this so I could vote yes a million times.

Luke Allen finally enters the world of Equestria and escapes cruel reality and all the normies that look down on him. He lives a padded and isolated existance with his one true love Pinkie Pie away from the stresses and expectations of adulthood

>>27849767
I was trolling... ITs the dude kneeling in the center...

>>27849729
>animator making porn games

>>27849805
Fuck that faggot.

>>27849805
>Everyone is creeped out by the new greasy fat pony in Ponyville.

>>27849809
Not with the hat, on the left...omg why doesn't someone just post the original?

>>27849812
>animator making porn games

>>27849809
Hipster glasses, Jack Hat or TARDIS shirt?

>>27849805
Those sideburns are horrible

OH!

Snips grows sideburns and a Beard and Twist falls for him but Snails gets jealous

>>27849785
Did I say Archie with lesbian horses was a bad thing?

>>27849812
>animators make the best porn but keep it for themselves

>Ep.1: Twilight Sparkle prepares for a recent festival, however, half of Ponyville gets burned down, and has to be rebuilt from the ground up.

>Ep.2: Pinkie Pie's pursuit of the recipe for the Ultimate sweet leads her to the forbidden mansion of her ancestors.

>Ep.3: Rainbow Dash is accused of a crime she didn't commit, now she has 24 hours to prove that she's innocent, or else her wings will be cut off.

>Ep.4: When Apple Bloom is diagnosed with a fatal illness, Applejack tries to help her earn her cutie mark while keeping her sickness a secret.

>Ep.5: Rarity leads the others in a feature play as the Director, and the Lead Role, but is forced to improvise when the scripts disintegrate.

>Ep.6: Seeking to toughen up, Fluttershy enlists in the Royal Military, only for Equestria to fall under attack by tentacled aliens mere hours later.

>Ep.7: Twilight Sparkle's new spell accidentally brings a human girl to Equestria, now she has to find a way to send her home while avoiding Princess Celestia.

>Ep.8: Celestia has to fix her fatal mistake before the Equestrian cataclysm repeats itself.

Which one do you prefer?

>>27849805

>>27849753
He still could make fake screencaps and troll ponychan like a master.

>>27849833
Oh
SNAP

>>27849854

>>27849665
A pinkamina esque Dash

>>27849833

Love and tolerance man. Just don't end up alone with him

>>27849794
ok, I found the episode and watched a little bit of it.

I retract this previous statement.

>>27849838
>porn games making animators

>>27849864
>Rainbow Dash is accused of a crime she didn't commit, now she has 24 hours to prove that she's innocent, or else her wings will be cut off.
I hadn't read this in a while

shit. My whole computer is out of commission because I forget one fucking cable when moving the speakers down the country. Fuck.

Which means I wont be able to do any of the pony song remixing or anything this week.

But I have now got an acoustic guitar, so I will transcribe a pony song.

Which should I do gang?

>>27849834
Oh...

Eh, if he lost the stache and popped some zits I'm sure there is a nice guy SOMEWHERE in there.

And with shoulders like that, he really aught to get ripped if he wants the rest to match.

And for christ's sake, somebody get that man some conditioner.

4/10 but shows capacity for improvement.

>>27849838
>animators on motorcycles

>>27849781
what orgy pic?

>>27849890
What did you expect? Porn?
And it's second in a line of Hinako OVAs including "Exercising with Hinako" and "Bathtime with Hinako".

>>27849895
>games porn animators makes

>>27849549

Here he is, in all his glory

>>27849890
Don't forget to check out the sequel.

>>27849864
I'd love an episode of Celestia being stressed out and trying to act normal in front of everyone as if nothings wrong. Except it wouldn't be cliche where everyone finds out what was wrong. She actually does cover it up and randomly sends a letter about what she learned to Twilight who becomes confused.

>>27849873
We could do this
I made this one


I could upload a template

>>27849932
>Mfw hikkomori were disgusting and pathetic near me

>>27849961
>i made this one

that's horribly cropped, and fluffy butts did the original, twerp.

>>27849932
I've seen the exercise one.

Did Japan honestly try and pass these off as instructional videos or did they get together and decide that the nation as a whole could use stronger wrists?

i would still do

>>27849864
the rest are goofy, but I could easily see 5 happening.

>>27849980
YOU. WITH THAT REACTION IMAGE. YOU MUST NOW NAME THAT REACTION IMAGE: "IT BEGINS" from now on, everytime you use it.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie" comes back to Ponyville in the hopes of everyone there accepting an apology, especially Twilight Sparkle. Embarrassed and ashamed, she comes to the library and asks if TS would train her. Ends in hijinks as Trixie is used to casting parlor tricks instead of 'actual' magic.

Guess it ends when Trixie leaves in shame after realizing she isn't getting any better and will be forced to live her life only capable of doing little things with her magic, at least in comparison to ponies like Twilight Sparkle.

>>27849909
which one should I do, niggas? I relinquish all control over all my life for the next 4-5 hours to you fuckers.

And you arent interested, but Im doing that supposed orchestral remixing and then ponibeats, like hip hop. Or some shit, anyway

>>27850006
It's exactly what it reads on the tin.
By bathtime the whole Hinako series turned into an echhi series disguised as instructional videos.

>>27850003
Fluffy did the characters, and someone made the backgrounds
I just put everything together, I "made" the "screenshot" (that pic you posted too.)

I cropped it and made it look like a screenshot from a shit quality video

>>27850041
THIS IS YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM

I colored this from those sketches earlier

>>27850003
Characters look flat and lifeless, so it's very unconvincing. They need a lot more soul in order to pass off as being somewhat legitimate.

Nice blocky effect on the other one, though.

>>27850061
I HOPE IT FINDS YOU WELL

>>27849895

Glory to the bubble pharaoh

>>27850048
But it was an Ecchi series the first time to.

There is no way anybody actually exercised anything but their dicks while watching it.

>>27849909
>>27850041
Do Pinkie Pies birthday telegram song please?

>>27850075
>Princess Zuko

>>27850099
Oh fuck this is the cutest thing I've seen today

>>27850061
this the only vote? I'll probably record and share it.

Hasbro stops making MLPFIM episodes after Season 2.
Instead of deleting everything, one of the animators copy every single model and background onto one large .rar and sends it to Equestria Daily thus giving everyone the potential to make their own MLPFIM episode.

Do you think /co/ would be dedicated enough to pull their talents together to make fan episodes I'm only asking this because /co/ doesn't do anything. I hate Ponychan but at least they have the gumption to work together on something and finish it.

>>27850152
But without the EXACT FUCKING VOICES, it would never be the same.

Also, we'd get loads of porn and grimdark.

>>27850105
You'd be suprised.
I mean let's be honest. It is clearly an otaku pandering ova, but at least it tried to get them off their greasy asses and do some squats.

Sleeping with Hinako and Bathtime on the other hand? Girlfriend replacement tool and loli fanservice.

>>27850152
That would be a big-ass .rar.

>>27850152
Well... We've got Fluffly

>>27850187
>loli fanservice

What? I clearly see a huge set of knockers on that character.

Being a Wonderbolt isn't all it's cracked up to be. While you get to pull of wild stunts and entertain millions, you have to meet specific deadlines when touring; you have to be in peak condition, meaning too many rules and not enough nap times; you're swamped by legions of fans who provide very little breathing room when in public; and worst of all, you can't even see your friends and family except at certain times and holidays.

Rainbow Dash learns this the hard way. Which makes her think: "Is it really worth it?"

>>27850152
what have they made?

List them in order of how much actual effort it took to make, and I'll tell you exactly how worth it the time was.

Plus squeak is doing various collabs from /co/

>>27850152
I think the quality would be too poor.

Dan vs MLP

>>27850239
hmm. Interesting

>>27850217
>>27850152
I think it's interesting to note that Nathan actually tried to get a collab together on /co/, but nobody seemed all that interested and all the people that were interested had terrible writing.

>>27850217
Squeak spends more time on Ponychan actually

>>27849742
>Pinkie
>not okay with an open relationship
AJ might take a bit of convincing, but who can say no to pinkie!

>>27850237

Exactly. I could see it turning into some kind of fan webcomic though in such an instance.

>>27850201
Bathtime has a loli character take a bath with cowtits.
>mfw

>>27850061
>>27850112
alright, I'll do it.

Just to give you an idea of my proficiency on the instrument, and because im a huge egotist, this is the most difficult song I play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVTG3gxdF_E

>>27849501

while practicing her tricks, rainbow dash accidentally vibrates herself forward in time to when scootaloo is older. sweetie has moved to canterlot with rarity, apple bloom has started her own orchard in some other town, leaving scootaloo being the only CMC still in ponyville - as well as the only pony who saw her suddenly materialize. after rainbow has explained the apparent situation, scootaloo takes her to twilight who has become an old pony who has cataracts or something, meaning she can't see rainbow. scootaloo asks twilight about what would theoretically happen if a pony were to travel through time; twilight explains that the universe may implode or whatever unless the situation is reversed. it just so happens that twilight has a magic flux capacitor hidden in her library which could send a pony back in time if it could be attached to a vehicle of some sort (scootaloo's scooter) although it needs a day to 'capacitate', scootaloo asks to borrow it for research and leaves in a hurry to turn her scooter into a DeLorean.

>>27850284
I though he was eating out a fat woman

>>27850260
I just lost a friend

>>27850297
rainbow dash starts wondering about what stuff's like in the future, but scootaloo reminds her that twilight said that time travelers interacting with a time they do not belong in speeds up the universal implosion process. dash goes out to check out future ponyville anyway, rest of the episode is scootaloo chasing dash around the town, trying to get her to stop doing stuff, until rainbow finds her old house! it looks the same as it did in the past, she sees derpy (who hasn't aged because she's awesome) delivering a package addressed to rainbow l. dash! just as she's about to walk up to the door, scootaloo grabs her, plonks her on the scooter and sends her back in time. just before the scooter reaches 88mph, the door is seen opening...but the scooter has gone back before future rainbow can walk through the door. present rainbow reappears in front of her own house with a smoking wreckage of scooter and her mouth agape. after a few seconds, says 'wow...that was weird...hey scootaloo, wait up! need any help practicing on your scooter?' and they walk offscreen

>>27850152
>Thiscanonlyendintears.png

BUT, Ponychan (despite how terrible it usually is) did have a pretty good idea thread for episode ideas.

>>27850152
Even if it did happen I wouldn't watch it.

Honestly though, if I could direct an episode and have total freedom to make it about ANYTHING that I wanted, I would make it about Fluttershy getting bad gas while out at one of Pinlie's parties. The whole episode would be her trying to hide and dodge the crowd everytime she has to rip one of her adorable little farts. Then the climax scene would be where she gets in a playful wrestling match with AJ and there's a closeup shot of her accidentally farting in AJ's face. Her farts would all be cute little squeaks but still wet enough to have some substance to them. Oh well I'm just dreaming aloud don't mind me.

>>27850364
And that is exactly why I wouldn't watch it.

>>27850364
Sometimes I wish you really would quit.

>>27850364
stoptryingtogetintothreadsimulator3.0.gif

A "22 Short Films About Springfield" type of episode where we get to take a peak in the lives of some of the background ponies along with stories about the mane cast.

>>27850364
you are unignorably creepy

>>27850364
You just got on a very special list my friend
My filter list

>>27850364
>Fan fiction revolving around farting
>Typical ponyfag

>>27850281
You need to be at least this good to make me want to listen to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNAeELQ_Z8

A four part episode wherein Twilight discovers the fabled tome of growing multiple penises. Fortunately she find it in the first episode in the opening segment, the rest of the episodes are terribly raunchy sex.

>>27850312
Where have you been? He gets banned from /co/ dang near every time he shows up.

As for the PONY.rar, I'd probably make another adventure episode. I'd probably do Manefag's story.

>>27850410
Thanks for the input random passerby.

>>27850428
You're welcome.

>>27850364
You're going to the special hell.

The one reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theatre.

ponies defend village from raiders. so seven samurai. derpy could play mifune's part.

My own canon episode, eh?

I think I would do something that changes completely the way we see the chara...

ah forget it, nothing big. Just Fluttershy being cute all day.

>>27850445
the poor child molesters.
Why do they have to be dumped into the same category as these monsters?

>>27850364
You're good.

SCOOTS
WHY ARE YOU DERPING SO HARD

>>27850413
eh, gimme a another couple years

>>27850364
Why did you write this? I can never enjoy the show again! I hate you! I hate all of you!

>>27850501
Fair enough. I'll keep an ear open.

>>27850152
Season 3, Ep 16 - "Cupcakes"

with Pacce's ending

>>27850537
well, maybe a few months actually. Nothing completely terrible there. Do you have any video of the song just on its own?

>>27850539
We don't even know if these ponies even HAVE blood, let alone what color it would be.

>>27850493
where is that from? some game on the hubs website?

If I did an episode, it would feature the main cast being delivered each others mail, and learning a few embarrassing things in the process. Angrily they go to confront the mail pony for incompetence...

>>27850566
They get purple bruises. They have red blood.


I feel creepy for typing that.

Episode about dressing up in silly costumes.

>>27850493
Scoots is in a constant derp state.

>>27850566
The episode will play out exactly like cupcakes, except Dash is made entirely out of marshmallow and her cutie mark goes all the way to her center. Then pinkie releases her and they have a good laugh about it while enjoying marshmallow flavour cupcakes

>>27850564
Yeah, here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbcuR0qKCjM

There's also this one; the solo towards the last half of the song sounds terribly complicated to perform:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64-sVG1_dc

"Hey sis, what're those fillies doin'?"

>>27850595
...
I don't know what to say.

>>27850595
Twilight already is purple. Her blood could be any dark color and she'd have dark purple bruises.

>>27850458
Oh wait, no!
Now that I think about it, I want to do something else!

Bring back Gilda! However she is still a bitch like she was in her episode. She tries to compete with RainbowDash to maker her respect her again.

>>27850445
You're alright

>>27850628
Well they're also mammals, so...

>>27850604

>>27850566
Lets go over the facts:
>They're Ponies
Therefore: Red Blood

>>27850604
you mean silly as in sexy?

>>27850654

>>27850628

They are ponies, ponies have red blood. Its rather simple really.

>>27850671
They are marshmallow ponies.

But they probably have blood. Their inner magic just cures most little bruises and wounds in no time. So they barely see any blood.

>>27850683
Why are those apples half yellow?

>>27850671
Actual ponies don't fly, use magic, talk, or have coats of bright pastel colors. They're not ponies as we know them

>>27850711
not all apples are yellow all over.

>>27850608
um, I meant of the party invitation, but good music bro

>>27850726
also: magic

>>27850718
There's no reason for them not to have red blood.

>>27850711
Urine

>>27850683
Perhaps

They're magical: canon
They bleed: not canon

>>27850703

Marshmallows cannot be mammals, ergo they cannot practice standard mammalian reproduction, ergo these ponies cannot be marshmallows

I would like to see 22 Short Films About Ponyville

>>27850746

I can think of one.

They're characters in a childrens' cartoon.

>>27850746
But there's no reason to support it either.

They'll never have blood in the show, so we'll never know, but still.

>>27850787
They are Elder Beings who have taken the form of ponies so us humans can conceive them.

>>27850707
They're not marshmallow. At no point in the show's canon is this supported or even touched upon.
Shut up.

>>27850801
how long?

22 minutes?

>>27850740
Oh, my bad. I'm not the same anon that did the request, though I will admit it is a good request.

Here, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgzeg5UBH5U
"instrumental version"

The other one is very easy to find.

>>27850718
alright, do they breathe? check
does their atmosphere include oxygen? I should imagine so
Do they have internal organs? yes, if you say marshmallow, there really is no argument though, and that's no fun. So for sake of this, yes they do

Therefore, they have iron in the bloodcells to capture the oxygen and move it round, hence red-blue blood.

>>27850786
Pony Juice....

>>27850809

Yes, we can know. They are ponies which are normal enough to practice "standard mammalian reproduction". Which means they are confirmed for mammals. We know exactly what kind of blood mammals have, and what color.

You could use the "they are cartoons" thing to make the argument they don't have eyes either, and be just as correct.

>>27850828
I was just joking dude.

>>27850759
im ok with that.

>>27850801
Did you see my post here >>27850392 before posting?

>>27850604
I like it! Silly costumes would include:
Nurse
Catholic schoolgirl
French maid
Librarian
Police officer
Bunny girl
Little red riding hood

>>27850854
Except they are marshmallows.

To get an erection, the pony cock is pumped full of jello pudding instead of blood.

>>27850847
All right, fair enough assessment.

>>27850876

and for the ones who like it kinky: human

>>27850801
Wow, its like they took everything from this and made it unbearable to look at.

>>27850844
cheers man. Also, seeing as you seem interested, I talked about what remixes havent been done yet, and we settled on orchestral chamber music, so I decided to try my hand at that. Look out for it, I'll use this name.

Also, I'm deep into all that hip hop shit, so I decided for my next beats project i'd try use poni samples and shit. Neat.

Alright, see you around

>>27850802
>>27850809
>They're not going to show blood

Duuhhh.

It's one of those things that you can infer. Trees are plants in the show, therefore work through Photosynthesis. The sky is blue because the atmosphere is similar to our own and lets through blue light.

>>27850847
What if they use different kind of oxidizing metal to carry their blood around their bodies, like magnesium or something?

>>27850896
Screencap'd thread looks a lot better than that comic thing.

>>27850832
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCAFPpfP3u8
One minute for each of 22 ponies. Although I don't even know if there live 22 ponies in Ponyville.

>>27850928
>>27850896

UPDATE!
www.mspaintadventures.com

>>27850930
Background ponies don't count as actual persons.

>>27850874
Damn, I didn't. Great minds think alike.

>>27850684
Kloudmutt time? At least post the whole picture.

>>27850915
Copper would make it greenish-blue

>>27850907
So if Fluttershy is a tree that means she oerates via photosynthesis and has no blood. Fluttershy = Tree, Fluttershy = Pegasus therefor all peagasi = trees.

What about earth and unicorn ponies?

>>27850809
They showed ketchup being used as blood in that fucking owl episode - blood can be red in Equestria, therefore ponies probably are.

Ponkie Poi.

>>27850983
owl blood

not magical pony blood

>>27850876
We need more bunny suit ponies yes.

>>27850989
>Straight shipping
>OC
>anthro

>>27850954
What the hell is an update.

>>27850989
Why don't you go to bed and stop posting?

>>27850989
>Expand image
>Oh that's nice
>Anthro Pinkie

LAnope.png

>>27850983
Most of the other animals (that we have on earth) seem to follow some sort of normalcy to us.

The ponies are the exception to that.

>>27850980

Fluttery shy is not, was not, and never will be a tree. She would like to be one.

I would like to be a billionare.

>>27850915
that simply isnt possible in carbon based life forms, not with oxygen neither. iron is essentially the least toxic

>>27850989
>image loading
>"Hey I recognize this artist... oh."
>anthro Pinkie loads
Eh, could be worse.

>>27851045
Anonymous isn't a billionaire, dashie!

>>27851034
Would you spoon with Derpy, Anonymous?

>>27851039
They're magic, that's the only difference. I don't think that's going to change the chemical composition of their blood.


Fuck, we really are out of shit to talk about.

>>27850975
Everything is wrong with that image.

>>27850983
This also means that Spike knows what blood looks like if he was trying to mimic it through the application of ketchup to his torn up mouse.

How would he know what color blood is? Perhaps he's seen Fluttershy's animals consuming flesh? Has he seen ponies get little scrapes and cuts? Has he scraped/cut himself on accident, seeing that his blood was red?

Our discussion can only create questions, never rendering any answers.

>>27851056
yep,
can be worse.

>>27851045
Dammit- uh, I mean I'm sorry.

>>27850867

>>27851075
>Fuck, we really are out of shit to talk about.
wow man.
Only noticed that now?

What if all MLP porn was cheesecake with non-existent genitals?

>>27851028
>hating on straight shipping
>in 2011

I seriously hope you don't do this.

Also, Rarity/Braeburn is my OTP.

>>27851071
I would with any of them TBH, its not like any of them arent adorable

>>27851083
>Click, can't be that bad right?
>Rape
>Necrophilia
>Gore
>dead, raped Fluttershy

BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYY

>>27851077
and it can all be pissed away with the magic word
'canon'
and also the other, probably more magic word
'magic'

>>27851039

"Standard mammalian reproduction" -Faust

notice the first word there? Ponies are mammals, and have all the traits mammals do, including red blood. They also give birth in a frighteningly disgusting spectacle I don't think anyone here would wish to see.

They are magical mammals, but that does not change anything about the under the hood workings of their base form.

>>27851132
What about fellatio of human genitals?

>>27851137
>Rarity/Braeburn
>Not LSH/Braeburn

Fuck off troll, 10/10 i'm not even mad.

>>27851111
Delicious quads and my fetish in one post.

>>27851143
don't forget
>dragon self insert

>>27851153
Then i would approve.

>>27851034
Derpy, what are you doing? That's not a pony, silly!
>I know
>mfw

>>27851132
this better not be weaver, he's fucked us around a bit with his bullshit, actually.

>>27851143
She is very much still alive in that image.

But she IS dying. While being rapped.

>>27851188
I always forget who is who.

What does Weaver do again?

>>27851137
blues/braeburn OTP

feels hipster, man

>>27851143
You missed the worst part.
>OC

>>27851188
No, of course that's not Weaver.

That's Knitter.

>>27851188
its not weaver, this is weaver.

>>27851143
it could be worse

Fluttershy could've lived after though it and we would have to deal with her

>>27851132
not necessarily a problem, it could still be fappable

>>27851206
he does a whole bunch of /v/ comics that were great, and some /co/ and shit. You'll recognise his style, but not his name.

In any case, he rather lost the plot with his MLP shit, He was a bit aloof about some of our reactions to it, and his snails rape was good, but then on the last page it was bullshit you'd expect from fA, except it was actually funny. Then he went full disco with his snips comic, so that was fun.

And now he dissapeared, this must have been a couple months ago

>>27851320
>>27851206
>>27851265
oh yeah, he did a bit of anthro too. He's usually pretty cool, I dont know what the fuck he was thinking to be honest

and he never did me my fucking rudeboy pony, he didnt even let me explain

>>27851137
>2011
>in 2011

Can someone post the video of that guy dubbing over the best night ever with lots of random ridiculous swearing and jizz?

Seeing Celestia telling Twlight to go fuck herself with a pair of rusty pliers just always makes me laugh.

>>27851083
I fapped and feel no shame.

>>27851083
>What kind of fucked up person makes THIS
>Filename
>A furaffinity account, eh?
>Make username (lol 18+)
>Find Sip, browse gallery
>Pony impalement, torture, necrophilia

>Comments:
>lol this is great
>YES
>fap fap fap

This one man is single-handedly making me hate all furries.

>>27851358
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM&autoplay=1

>>27851289
Would you euthanize Fluttershy if she were in terminal pain?

So anyone who's read Fallout Equestria knows that two characters get together in chapter 20. Well someone wanted to know what happened after they faded to black so I came up with a few ideas and asked the author permission to write it.
So there's sex and flashbacks to violence and swearing and, of course, feelings.
So give it a read if you want and tell me what you think.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11FWYiL01YZgI2-jtOxQF-BDH274LIwc3d6Yb6yC6gho/edit?hl=en_US

>>27851420
So glad I had my headphones off.

>>27851420
That's not it but I laughed hard nevertheless

>>27851358
I believe it was dub from other work that the twilight VA, who i cant remember the name of, did.

Personally, my favorite VA is pinkie/Fluttershy. Mainly because RD/AJ are my least favorite characters. Ashliegh is pretty fucking cool though

>>27851432
yes, I guess I would show a little heart and euthanize her

>>27851409
I'm a furry and now I hate myself.

I would gladly burn him to death. Or, at least, not put out the flames were he to combust next to me.

>>27851409
I fapped to that.

Problem?

>>27851432
I'd nurse her back to health over several months, growing closer as the days go by. Finally, when she's recovered, she'd look back and whisper thanks

>>27851478
Besides being a demented fuck, no.

>>27851432

She is sapient, she gets to make that choice herself.

>>27851478
Looks like it's time to kill yourself, bro.

>>27851420
>huh what could it be
>how to draw sanic
>oh I remember you, motherfucker

plus that how to draw a snipper rafle or some shit

>>27851511
put it this way, could YOU ever make the choice to have someone kill you?

>>27851433
Oh my god I fucking love Fallout: Equestria

reading

>>27851433
But are there car chases?

Shoot a creamy hot load in twilight's pussy and decapitate spike and his tail as a pocket pussy and jizz all over celestia's face.

fapfapfapfap

>>27851553
If I couldn't make that choice, why the fuck would I want somebody to kill me?

>>27851554
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxC-EVkmag&autoplay=1

>>27851320
is that him?

>>27851358
Found it myself.
Its like tourretes and MLP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qkvkzmv2Nw

>>27851409
There are still people out there who DON'T hate furries?

>>27851504
The definition of terminal is that her wounds are too great to recover from, she will die shortly.

And even if you did manage to heal her, she would be braindead or crippled for life.

>>27851572

>>27851571
Sadly no.
There wasn't room for me to put in EVERY idea I had.
The car chase was one of many things to fall to the cutting room floor of my mind.

>>27851504
I think you missed the part about it being terminal.

>>27851585

People who live outside of the Internet and are generally oblivious to them.

>>27851619
hey Pacce.

How is Black Lagoon?

>>27849656
here

>>27851651
I haven't gotten it yet.
Damn Blockbuster.

>>27851585
Yeah, they're the same people who don't have all black people because a very loud minority are criminals.

>>27851579
this is him. This isnt one of the bad things Im calling him out on here, it was a long running comic that had all the caste raping snails all the time. Then the final one was twilight being fucked while writing a scroll, and that panel just made me uncomfortable as fuck. Then there was snips asking for sex and having the shit beaten out of him to an actual surprisingly brutal level, i.e. disco, especially as it was originally a request for a comic the same as snails'. Plus the antrho you see all over the place. Basically it was kind of tastelessly done, that isnt too rare, but i kinda expected more from weaver bro

>drug abuse episode
>Applejack starts making Apple Meth
>Rainbow Dash gets tweaked and shouts at Fluttershy in the middle of town
>Scootaloo tries to imitate Rainbow Dash but has a My Little Heart Attack
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack swear to abandon Apple Meth at Scootaloo's hospital bedside
>"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned to only do marijuana and shrooms. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
>Twilight and Spike toke up in the treehouse.

>>27851507
>>27851513
I will fap to pretty much anything, from the most softcore to the most ridiculous gore porn you can think of. I do however, have standards.

I refuse to fap to anything with old people or Granny Smith.

>>27851666
Should have gone Netflix.

Or just download it with dual audio.

>>27851553

Many people have done just that. Or skipped the middle man and done it themselves. The point is shes the one that gets to make the call. For all you know pony religion may be absolutely bonkers and have a prohibition intentional termination of life in any circumstances.

>>27851640
well thats one thing Africa has its upper hand over us. They dont know about furries.

Random humanized pony plot.

>>27851669
wow, would you check out that victim complex
>>27851673
nah

>>27851583
That was horrible, you should kill yourself for linking us to that, now you've ruined mlp for me and I was half way done with the first episode.

>>27851690
I couldn't find a good download and my Netflix is streaming only.
The blockbuster is my housemates.
We share.
We care.

>>27851672
Yeah, it was a little bit tasteless.

I would have preferred it if Snails got mutilated a bit.

>>27851669

>comparing exhibitionist fetishism with belonging to a racial group again

butthurt furfag detected. again.

>>27851672
you missed the joke in that comic. aka they werent acutally raping him and he was in on it. He just didnt liked that they didnt swallow and made him wear a condom.

>>27851603
Twilight was crushed by several large, heavy objects hours after falling down some stairs and breaking both of her front legs, and she was fine - what do you have to do to terminally injure somebody in Equestria?

>>27851574
you got a big spike through your neck. Im being literal here. Could you choose to die, is the question

"I think that my worse time ever working on FiM was when I used my pussy on my cintiq and rubbed it all over the screen."
- Lauren Faust

>>27851755
exhibitionism and furfaggotry are two different fetishes.

>>27851673

>but has a My Little Heart Attack

Who is the pimpest pony pet?

>>27851755
More like
>comparing animal fetishism with belonging to a racial group again

I can't wait for the holocaust analogy.

>>27851775
If there's no chance of survival and the pain is too great to bear, then absolutely.

>>27851756
no I got the joke, I thought it was funny. something bout the last page wasnt on, though

>>27851433
>Chapter 20
>20 chapters
>In a fanfic
>Twenty
>Chapters
>Fanfic

>>27851818

owlicious

>>27851772
You have to apply a little bit of realism to MLP for anyone to get hurt.

Maybe Pinkie could get some realism from her hammerspace.

>>27851788
You know the troll only wins if you reply to him, right?

>>27851818
gummy

>>27851672
was it this panel nonshopped?

>>27851843
It's at 32 chapters now

>>27851772
one thing I did learn when i worked on a horse farm in county durham. There is a part of the head, that if you shoot it, most of the rest of the head doesn't stay attached

>>27851843
>32 chapters
>videogame crossover
>not going anywhere

>>27851853 here.
>>27851888

...Or if they do that.

>>27851788

You seem unfamiliar with a word. While there is a distinct "exhibitionism" fetish, other fetishes can be exhibitionist. It also doesn't have to be linked with fetishism at all, such as within the arts.

However, in the furry context, which is very much exhibitionist, you need look only to the simple definition of the word itself:

"the act or practice of behaving so as to attract attention to oneself "

"exhibitionist fetishism" describes furry to a T.

>>27851888
more you little faggot!

You can't even do gore right. Get the fuck off!

>>27851755
>all black people are very loud criminals

>>27851888
oh I haven't seen that one yet. cool

>>27851853
That's not how it works. Replying to a troll and feeding a troll are two different things.

>>27851896
is it the part where you clean horse smegma out by hand

>>27851896
rarity said i need my head to live though
so i must not lose it
i must not
i must not!

I liked Weaver more when he wasn't a self-righteous little shit.

>>27851861
>>27851861
yeah, but im probably being a pussy bout that. I fucking hate the idea of the mane 6 being submissive, minues fluttershy. Doesnt suit their characters. Its amazing I can really deal with them having sex at all, but whatever. selective desensitization. The snips one wasnt cool though

>>27851910
It describes SOME furries to a T. The rest are content to just enjoy/draw their art and have sex with each other with funny-looking makeup in private.

What's funny is that I'm just having a conversation with myself and you idiots are all falling for it.

>>27851910
There are furries who are exhibitionist. There are furries who are not exhibitionist. As a fetish itself, furfaggotry is not inherently exhibitionist any more than any other fetish.

I wouldn't despise furries so much if they weren't walking drama generators.

Are we having that discussion again?

Look: You are all Furries and none of you are.

'kay?

>>27851919
ok.

>>27851945
Isn't what all bitchy anons say about tripfags?

What did he do? Not take your request?

>>27851910
You are an exhibitionist ponyphile in that case, brony

>>27851673
>weed and shrooms only
>No LSD

Take a look in the mirror MLP general.

You are the furries.

>>27851933
its the bit where a foal gets an infected leg a couple days after being born and wont stop screaming in pain, so its cheaper to just shoot it by the bog and let it be buried there.

>>27852021
I'm here for cuteness, but only get sex in return. D:

Lauren Faust gets sent to Canterlot by Twilight fucking up a spell, and becomes Celestia's sex slave for 2 episodes.

It ends with her accepting and enjoying every second of it.

>>27852044
we should hang out

>>27852044
have some cuteness

My Little Pony is the worst thing to hit /co/.

>>27852006
Nah, he's done a couple of my requests.

I just feel that he went off the deep end, sort of like every other drawfag who's ever stayed in MLP general for more than a day.

Hey all. What's going on toda-
>Gore.
I'm out.

>>27852009

Sorry, but pony is not a fetish for me, nor do I have a pony themed persona or pony name/tirp I insist on shitting up non pony threads with.

>>27850364
surprisingly... pic related.

>>27852044
I like cute.

>>27852044
I fucking love cute.

I love it so much.

>>27852096
Did you go Anonymous just to say that, faggot?

A better gorefag already tried spamming MLP threads buddy.
He wasn't successful back when the threads were full of relatively sane people, and you won't be successful now that the threads are full of insane perverted furries who like pony abuse.

Just trying to save you from wasting your time, because I know you'll eventually get bored when you find out nobody here gives a shit.

>gore
>people acting like little kids on /co/ as usual

>>27852093
This.

At least post on topic gore you failtroll.

>>27852155

I am always anonymous, fellow anon, always have been, and always will be. I remember the point 4chan itself after all.

Hey you know, you can post gore if you like to.
I need more stuff for my folder.

So did anybody else see this a few days ago?

Hey, if that's all it takes to shit up a thread than I'm all for it

Seriously, if you're the petty faggot who chased our bro Nanaki than you deserve anything you get

>>27852044

>>27852238
I think that's code for "I'm real, and I sound like Twilight, come and get it"

>>27852238
thanks for posting that!
I forgot to save it.

>>27852096
So what, pony isn't a fetish, it's a lifestyle?

Where have i heard that before!

>>27852250
I kinda miss him, actually. He was generally pleasant, and never brought drama through anything but using his handle.

But you know how 4channers are about furries...

>>27852238
Hey, that's what a healthy imagination and roleplay is for.

>>27852044
What about Cute sex?

We have plenty of that.

>>27852202
What about Duffle&Slack?

>>27851467
That pic really isn't all that bad. It's not real gore, not real rape, not real necrophilia. It's all cartoony and done so that the furry would feel SO edgy and SO special and SO sexually advanced.

The truth is, he's probably a pasty awkward virgin and he's probably afraid to talk to girls.

>>27852281
>Know Your Meme

>>27852250

silly furfag, thats all it takes to get you filtered. Please leave the name and trip on as well, I am sure others will like the opportunity to remove on of the boards shitposters.

>>27852238
"toonophiles" is actually a much better term than "furries".

I wonder if changing the name of the subculture would make it saner.

>>27852238

I can only imagine what caused this comment.

>>27852264
>You will never fuck Ashleigh Ball while she switches between Applejack's and Rainbow Dash's voices

>>27852093
>off the deep end

You mean he's drawing content that you don't like? So you liked him when he drew stuff that you liked, but not when he drew stuff that other people like.

Stay classy, anon.

>>27852238
>toonaphiles
That's a thing? That term is a serious, real thing?

>>27852319
You really think you can hurt my feelings?

>>27852306
More or less.
The really disturbing stuff isn't even that explicit.

But once again furries ruined another thread. Congratulations.
>inb4 baaaaawwwwww it wasn't us, mean ol' anon is fursecuting us!

>>27852299
>never brought drama
Are you the same white knight who got handed a list of all the shitposting he did?

>>27852335
it doesn't just describe furries.
It describes everyone who has the hots for a cartoon character.

GUYS

I just realized why Pinkie was afraid of Twilight on Episode 1.

Its because she realized who she was and she had to go hurry set up her party.

I JUST now realized that.

>>27852340

I took so much benadryl once that i saw Fluttershy skittering around on the ceiling.

>>27852335
toonaphiles =/= furries

furries will go around in fursuits

a toonaphile sounds like some one who is just excited by cartoons. i.e. ALL OF /co/ and to a lesser extent all of 4chan.

>>27852347
It's the nicest way of saying "guys who want to fuck cartoon characters".

>>27852250
I hated nanaki too. Probably everyone did except you furfags.

Looks like roflbot is outputting 960 pixel images instead of 600. Time to redo all the macros!

>>27852364
...Their existence caused the thread to be ruined, sure, but if people had just honored the age-old tradition of 'ignoring things you don't like' instead of bringing it in here and bitching about it the thread would've been fine.

>>27852347
yes. why is this surprising?

>>27852250
If you get the chance, can you go to FA and ask him to come back?

>>27852372
He brought a little drama back in January or some shit. He didn't cause half as much drama as the people bitching about him.

>>27852432

or those faggots could have honored the age old tradition of not bringing their furfaggotry onto 4chan where its not wanted in the first place

>>27852344
Well no, i'm not prudish. But you have to admit that going from drawing funny faces to full on AB covered in jizz to be quite the drastic change.

>>27852372
...Well, never that I saw. 'Never say never' still applies, I guess. Sorry about that.

>>27852372
he slipped up once, you choose to hate a name
>>27852396
Biased in your own favor, eh? One side is one extreme, and the other on the other

If you really think it's worth shitting up threads like this than lets fucking do it!

>>27852447
The way I look at it: he posted A/S/L-type posts, fapfics, and furry porn. No loss, no matter how "nice" he was while he was doing that.

He's like the nice guy who never says anything interesting and spits while he talks. No one is going to miss him.