First

>>27846745

Applejack is. She lives on a farm and eats apples. Actual ponies don't eat cake and stuff all day.

applejack has made the realistic horse sound the most in the show

Ranbow Dosh is poniest pony.

>>27846761
somebody tell me where those gifs are from

>>27846745

applejack is poniest pony because all the other ponies can fly, do magic, or are pinkie

>>27846723
>>27846745
We really have nothing to talk about, do we?

>>27846772
Those little whinnys she makes makes me squee every time.

>>27846745

The worst episodes of MLP FiM are the Cutie Mark Crusaders ones.

Those turn the main characters that we know and love into annoying adults. It's almost as if the show turns into some lame "teen" show where the adults are always destroying the fun. But I like the adults from MLP. They're the "real" cast. In the CMC episodes they are annoying and worst of all: Side characters. Not main characters.

>>27846805
Cross posting, then

>>27846690
No way. Twilight is a stranger in a strange land when it comes to colts. Being social at all is difficult. Probably the same for Dusk. But they are both romantic at heart, causing lots of blushing, awkward helloes and in the end, they just walk away from each other with their head lowered, feeling a little ache at how much they had in common.

Then, Applejack and Rainbow Dash pick up Twilight and drag her, kicking and screaming, to go talk to Dusk. Likewise with Dusk's friends. Finally, after just about being forced into it, Dusk asks Twilight out, and she accepts and they end up making awkward, romanticized love that neither are very good at, but it doesn't matter when they hold each other after. It was still good.

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>>27846817
Nope.

Which do you prefer? Apples or Carrots?

>>27846818
NO

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR FUCKING SEX FANTASIES YOU FAT NECKBEARD VIRGIN

>>27846798
>>27846805
>>27846811

>>27846818
Meh. I'd say they're not interested because they're romantic at heart. But because it's something new that they need to understand. Like Twilight and her slumber party.

anymore pictures like this?

>>27846875
Plenty more.

>>27846875
I sure hope not.

>>27846875
>6 fingers

>>27846855
I just don't see either of them divorcing sex from a highly romanticized view. Sure, they could approach it scienfitically and experimentally, but I see that only happening when they're way, way into a relationship and they don't put it on a pedestal.

>>27846875
look up megasweet on paheal

a_whole_new_world.wav

>>27846903

>>27846903
5 fingers actually. Learn to count.

Has any drawpony done a Pony Centipede yet?

Who would be the best candidates for it? I'm personally favoring a Rarity>Fluttershy>Pinky sequence, as it would represent the three classes of ponies well, and I really think Fluttershy would enjoy being the middle the most.

>>27846903
oh dude you ruined that picture for me


....i just want to hug her so much!

>>27846817
>>27846817
thats not how you spell BEST episodes

>>27846928
>fine. 5 fingers and one thumb. Happy?

This calls for Pony Thread Simulator 3.

God, please.

>>27846842
Nope on all three counts.

I'm discussing character at the moment.

>>27846959
No, it's four fingers and a thumb. Look at the fucking picture.

>>27846908
>way, way into a relationship.

Nah, I see them pair off because it's something they know they need to try, and they figure each other would be the perfect made. Like lab partners. Sexy lab partners.

WHAT IF GUYS
What if
Mel Blanc did all the voices for the show

>>27846977
Mel Blanc is DEAD.

PINKIE PIE IS ONLY PIE

>>27846974
I see the thumb, the pointer finger sticking out, then four additional fingers for a total of six.

But this is the uncorrected version. He fixed it.

>>27846937
I had that exact same reaction too. The hugging part

>>27846805
Absolutely nothing.
Just killing time until S2.

Holy shit the pressure is freaking ON for the first episode. The fandom is like a pack of starved coyotes just ready to tear into a fresh junk of meat. The first episode will be torn to pieces, studied under a microscope and then shot into space.

>>27846937
>....i just want to hug her so much!
hug her... then grab a bewb

>>27846976
Maybe Dusk, with his maleness, but not Twilight.

In the end, we might have to just respectably disagree on the psychological profiles of the characters.

>>27846974
Count them, retard! 5 FUCKING FINGERS!

>>27846986
NO. RD is much better

>>27847065
what boob?

>>27847075
The Luna picture. Not the Celestia picture.

>>27846998
I think the "no" doofus is talking about the picture that was linked, not the picture that was posted.

>>27847105
Oh, never mind then.

>>27847075
wrong picture bro. Pay attention to what's being linked. Looky here: >>27846903

Hello, MLP General!
I have a question.
Say you were drawing a Pony-themed landscape for someone. Which landscape from the show would you say is the prettiest? Can you give me an episode to watch? I am really lost, here.

that is pretty creepy when ponies stand like that

>>27847062

> Hasbro announces that the second season is delayed.

> Hordes of fans rally towards the Hasbro offices and burn them down.

>>27847131
Manehatten.

>>27847070
nicedubsthe way i see it is, twilight isn't really interested in boys at the moment, she's focusing on her studies; it wouldn't matter if her literally perfect match were to spring up by magic, she doesn't really have time for it

maybe next season when she becomes an auror

>>27847075
but i cann0t read

>>27847137
Ew, it looks so terrible.

>>27846934

>>27847137
The ponies are normally adorable, but somehow still on the border of being horrifying atrocities against nature

>>27847131
Whitetail Woods or the hills around Sweet Apple Acres. Fall Weather Friends has good shots of both.

>>27847141
I can totally believe that happening.

>>27847131
Cloudsdale, and the surrounding area, is pretty nice. You can find reference in ep 23 and ep 16; it's a city in the sky, but they also show the land in 23, especially in Dashes and Fluttershy's flashback.
But Canterlot is nice too, it's shown in the intro, and in details in ep 1 and 26.

>>27847141
why?

Harley Pony

>>27847182
Oh yeah, a bunch of clouds, that'll look good on a landscape

Just do Ponyville and the surrounding plains. KISS, keep it shit simple

>>27847161
The fact she is so focused on studies is why I pegged her for being awkward with colts. But I don't think this excludes her from accidently running across a colt, feeling that flutter of attraction, then acting so awkwardly around it.

You want this cake?
Sing for me.

>>27847199
Cloudsdale has some awesome architecture, and a city made out of clouds is far less overdone than just a village somewhere.

>>27847141

>>27847212

>>27847148
Was looking more for a nature sort of landscape. Should have said that.

>>27847176
Thanks, those seem great!

>>27847182
Yeah, I've seen the rainboom episode. Don't think I'm good enough to capture all the fancy architecture.

>>27847199
>KISS
>keep it shit simple

thats not what it stands for faggot

>>27847212
I actually don't want it faggot

2uck my diick

Hey
Keep your garbage out of our shit
It's unkind and not friendly
And I know how much you... things love friendship.

>>27847141
>my face when luna is helping celestia to teach twilight about friendship via a series of mishaps and deceptions

trixie, the snake that spooked to stampeding cows in applebuck season, gilda's bad mood ...my god, this goes deep

>>27847281
go awway

>>27847260
UH OH
THE ABBREVIATION POLICE IS HERE

>>27847280
dont cross post homestuck stuff faggot

Step 1: Feed fishes

Step 2: Feed fishes to ferrets

>>27847300
but you are the faggot here

>>27847300
Oh, you don't like it?
Well tough tits, you shoulda thought of that before you got your peanut butter in our chocolate.

>>27847184
What are you working on at the moment?

I thought of something horrible.

Gold Cutie Marks.

You know how ponies get their cutie marks when they learn their special talent? Their cutie marks turns into a full gold swatch of that mark once they become MASTERS of what they're good at. Rarity creates the grandest dress ever. Rainbow Dash goes so fast she shatters time itself. Pinkie Pie makes a God of Sorrow and Despair laugh in joy.

Step 3: ???

>>27847315
But they're too great tastes that taste great together

>>27847300
BITE ME

So... comics thread.

>>27847336
Have you ever eaten fifty recees in close proximity?

>>27847337

>>27847323
And the final step was taken
You're now on par with Sonic fans now, first it was drawing everything as a pony, but now, now youre talking about how characters should have final forms, and people will write fanfics about it, and next thing you know, all credibility is gone

>>27847340

>>27847323
I think if they were to get one of these, they would become Alicorns.

>>27847340
this is can do

>>27847323
Actually, Hasbro would totally push for that. Less paint work overall, and really just reissue the ponies before.

>yfw there will be an episode featuring seahorses

>>27847345

Guys... I realized something today.

All the pony discussions (here, on that chan, on other places) are terrible. And I realized.... maybe I don't HAVE TO mindlessly discuss show that's not airing over and over and over, since there is no new contents anyway. I can just wait until S2 and discuss... something else on /co/.

I felt enlightment.

Step 4: Get into the Wonderbolts

>>27847373
SHOO BE DOO

>>27847373
...as atlantean war ponies. isolationist and very militarist

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS

>>27847212
why sing when i could fuck you?

wwich pony has
-the biggest tits
-the strongest farts
-the stinkiest feet
-givves the best blowwjob

>>27847377
What is there to discuss if there are also no new contents for other series?

>>27847323
SSJ2 Rainbow Dash.

>>27847408
M3

>>27847408
trixie for all of them

goddammit why do i love 63 big mac so much

>>27847323
>Rainbow Dash shatters time
>she's all excited because her mark turns gold
>flies to ponyville to tell her friends
>they're all in the library
>suddenly voids in the space time continuum start to appear
>ponies/objects start getting pulled into them
>the library is slowly dragged into a void as the ponies inside scream in despair
>Rainbow Dash has essentially destroyed Reality and the Flow of Time.

I don't think so brah.

>>27847387
k

>>27847408
>ww
>vv
>ww

go away homestuckfag, your grammar is showing

WE COME IN PEACE /co/LTS
I am a merchant from my lands, come to trade OC

>>27847141
I know I'm slow here, but...

MIND FUCKING BLOWN

>>27847387
Hey, what do you think of this pony? I think that her costume is very cute and nice

so um, homestuck dudes

did one of ours wrong you in some way?

>>27847430
wwhat wwhy
im bein pony related you cant kick me out

>>27847408
biggest tits = fluttershy
strongest farts = twilight
stinkiest feet = applejack
gives the best blowjob = pinkie pie

>>27847319
A romance. A m/m gay love affair. The hook is that one of them is an intact stallion, while the other is a gelding. The romantic leads are both OCs that I've invented (and I would ask that you don't steal them). One of them is named Almond Joy, the other is named Mounds.

>>27847418
Terezi i hope I am not too forward when I say that you are lovely and I want to make love to you

>>27847430
This is hilarious..
Ignorance is pure bliss.

>>27847440
Yeah.
>>27846736

>>27847408
They're horses, they don't have tits
They're horses, all farts are strong
They're horses, they don't have feet
They're horses, they don't give blowjobs

>>27847431
OCs eh?
my favorite snack

I'm pretty positive this person traced the pose in the top right. I can't find the exact picture of Rainbow Dash doing this pose, though.
Anyone have it?

>>27847465
wwell thanks for that captain letdowwn wwhy dont you just go to an orphanage and tell the kids santa doesnt exist too

>>27847461
we get it
the homestuck characters have typing quirks
its fucking stupid keep it to your own thread

>>27847456
D1STURB1NG BUT FL4TT3R1NG

>>27847439
It is a sensual dress that is not too revealing, (which it wouldn't be either way since they don't usually wear clothes (spike.jpg)) and the character is over-all a pleasant view to behold.

>>27847442
I don't go to homestuck threads to ask which troll sucks the largest fat dong irl, and such.

>>27847488
wwait you dont
then wwhat the fuck is goin on in the thread

>>27847487
terezi do you ever play with yourself
what do you think about when you do it

>>27847461
D--> YO MOTHAFUCKA, WHERE MY HUMIES AT.

Guys

Your favorite song from the show

GO

mine is Winter Wrap Up

>>27847469
first ep, RIGHT before the whole avalanche deal

>>27847477
>>27847487
>Mfw Homestuckfags were irritating near me.

>>27847488
AHAHAA
>pic related
>>27847481
Then keep yourselfs out of ours

>>27847509
the best song is
CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES

lyra and bonbon, not quite done yet

only because i promised previews and couldn't deliver last time. i haven't started shading or adding the background yet, so...

it'll be done when it's done (tm)

seriously someone come apply at my work i am so sick of working 6-7 days a week.

>>27847530
well clearly I'm not the one spamming your thread if I'm here now am I

>>27847408
Trixie for the first and last ones. She's a street performer aka a huge slut who shows off her natural gifts and talents.
Meanwhile Fluttershy has the smelliest farts due to eating organic food and Applejack has the stinkiest feet because she's always working.

>>27847540
>seriously someone come apply at my work i am so sick of working 6-7 days a week.
You must first tell us where you work.

>>27847530
if you're getting mad about someone using a pony reaction image, outside of any kind of pony context

you really need to stop and examine your life

>>27847509
I also like WWU

>>27847469
No one has the picture? Maybe I was mistaken.

>>27847499
Here's a hint.

There's actual trolls in your thread about trolls. geddit? bahaha. No but seriously they're not affiliated to us in any way, they're just using MLP to make you rage and it's working.

>>27847527
>mfw that doesn't make any sense

>>27847538
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING SONG

>One of two canon kisses in all of season 1
>Both kisses involve Rainbow Dash
Gummy x Rainbow, OTP

>>27847573
And vice versa

>>27847566
see
>>27847521

WWHY WWUB WWU MLPG

>>27847558
Also I forgot my pic.
Boner time.

we're sorry for the cockhead violating your thread, homestuck people, we can't really help that short of reporting him, which i for one will do

chalk it up to summer?

>>27847565
i know rite

>>27847527
>mfw the irony

>>27847562

i work as a housekeeper at the helms inn hotel in victoria, bc and i bartend on the weekends.

it's expensive to live in the city :u

>>27847465
>They're horses, they don't have tits
Horses have tits.
>They're horses, all farts are strong
They only smell bad, but they taste kind of bitter.
>They're horses, they don't have feet
Got me on that one.
>They're horses, they don't give blowjobs
But what about Pinkie's mouth hugs?

>>27847323
Wait, how could Applejack get a gold mark under these circumstances? Her mark's about being with her famil-...

Oh God.

It happens when she has a kid... I mean, an actual kid, not some fan theory with Applebloom.

>>27847592

>>27847578
Yeah it totally is I know it from that one time

>>27847590
The difference this time regarding this thread and the HSG is that they've derailed. I'm just sidetracking to explain it. we good?

>>27847605
Nice town though

>>27847591
Woops, must've missed that. Thanks!

>>27847323
>Rarity
>Dress Making

THAT'S NOT HER FUCKING CUTIE MARK YOU BUFFOON

>>27847505
K4RK4T 4ND H1S T1NY BON3 BULG3

>>27847614
>hooves are just a different form of feet, like how claws are a different form of hands

>>27847629
Hey RS I just wanted to say that I read that fic you did entitled Soft Candy and I really really liked it, much more than any of your stuff previous.

can we expect more stuff like that in the future?

>>27847647
Well, what the hell is it? Everything must sparkle forever? I wasn't really clear on what it was about.

Rarity becomes a Twilight Vampony?

>>27847656
I FOR i mean i for one dont know who this karkat vantas person is but i think that any fucknugget could see that he has a perfectly reasonable sized bone bulge and that some flighty broads just set unreasonable standards for their men
also um horses or something i guess

>>27847323
MY SAIYAN PONY
MY SAIYAN PONY
aaaa-AAAAA-*AAAAAAAAAA*-**AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH**

>>27847311
circle of life bro. Fluttershy knows what's up.

>>27847667
I'm not planning any more Scootaloo x RD.

If you want romance, try the Luna x Big Mac series, or the Appleoosa series.

If you woke up one day with your anus filled with semen, and there was a pony laying next to you looking guilty and saying she doesn't know how that happened, what one would it be?

>>27847408

Where's my MLP/HS crossover porn homestuckfags.

I thought you guys were hopelessly perverted or something.

>>27847626
Like half of you people are some of the most obnoxious shits on the entire site

While the other half are okay

>>27847679
Insofar as I'm aware its finding gems and being SPURSHUL

her cutie mark fucking sucks... but so does applejacks

and pinkies

twilight and fluttershy are hoggin all the good cutie marks

and, y'know, rainbow dash can break the sound fucking barrier, so that's cool

>I LIEK TO PARTY U GUIZE

>>27847679
being a renowned fashionista is just her lifelong dream, her cutie mark is gems and finding them.

>>27847700
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrogZTkvRxs

>>27847707
It was more the
>ohgod ohgod she's so young WINGBONER

but, k

just, very well done, i can't emphasize enough how much I liked that fic, i'll be sure to keep up with your future writing as a result

>>27847626
Not when you're an obnoxious twit about it.
But Jesus Christ, it still doesn't help spamming in either thread. Would appreciate for this all to desist.

>>27847481
>ponyfag complaining about sticking to one thread

I'm laughing so hard there are tears

I'm dying oh god

oh god help call 911

>>27847465
>They're horses, they don't have tits
Yes they do... though you'd probably more likely to refer to them as teats or udders.

>>27847680

>>27847742
again, and this is bluntly put

we cain't do jack shit, yo.

I hope you understand, report the troll, perhaps go on irc.rizon.net #4chan to tell the mods instead of trying to barter with us which is ultimately fruitless, and move on.

>>27847755
I'm scared of posting in other threads cuz the only reaction images I have are ponies

and pokemon

>>27847742

haha o u

>>27847780
True,
true

>>27847755
I just looked down, and whispered, "No."

Its a poony stoof dump oh lord run

>>27847780
No man you're correct. Really it all started because of some anal-retentive children in our thread throwing a bitchfit over one image.

>>27847742
it's a moot point when none of us are actually spamming your thread right now

Poony stoof
Poony stoof
Poony stoof

>>27847811
QUICKLY POMATOSHY CLIMB INTO MY MOUTH

>not listening to this song on repeat 24/7
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R677MV--WI&feature=channel_video_title

>>27847724
>having an insatiable love of parties and the perfect excuse to party tattooed on your ass
sounds good to me
even the shitty cutie marks are good

I just got done fucking my Fluttershy Realdoll and this is what i come back to?

Disgusting.

>>27847812
At least the Homestuck thread had Homestuck ponies. These guys aren't even trying to make it pony related

BOOUL DEM MOOSH EM STOOK EM IN A STOO

>>27847589
Dash gives all the kisses

>HSfags in the pony thread
As some one who isn't interested in either HS or MLP, I'm really enjoying this. It's the best of both worlds. both worlds are terrible though
also, Homestuckfags are better, in general. They're more entertaining and less failtroll.

Why is everyone bitching about 'OMG THREAD DERAILS CROSS POST WHATEVER BLAH BLAH'

instead of posting ponies and talken about em?

pic related

its a pony

>>27847724
>>27847728
Rarity finds a Star Ruby, and since this is a magical world, it's actually a sentient gem of immense power. She slays it somehow, and creates a tiara from it.

Guys... I think that last fic I wrote may have been a bit too much.

I think I need a hug.

>>27847847
>fucking your fluttershy realdoll
>not fisting her (or hoofing, dwi) gelatinous ass with lube as the sounds play
>not spanking and licking at her rump

>just
>fucking
>it

>>27847741
If you're looking for older and younger, there's Apple Family Tradition (Big Mac x AJ x Applebloom), Five Ponies (RD x filly RD) and Sex Ed Fest (Cheerilee and CMCs).

I tend to make the stuff with foals into comedies, unless otherwise specified. This was the first request for a sweet young and old romance.

>>27847864
..which was the second canon kiss?

>>27847864
>You will never be a parasprite being endlessly kissed by Rainbow Dash

>>27847879
>slaying geological constructs
>possibility of more unusual and cool monsters

>>27847903
How do you write so much stuff? It's impressive. I jelly.

Whatcha workin on next? And is there a place I can keep up with your new stuff? All the directories haven't been updated in forever.

>>27847870
There's really nothing to talk about.
Let's just go spam that HS thread.

>>27847901
my fluttershy realdoll says "yay" when i fuck her ass. then when i jizz in her she goes "thats... nice."

>>27847926
Ey.

>>27847905
With gummy
>>27847589

>>27847860
Yeah this is usually the hour when the retarded kids come on (Well they're always there these ones are just more "special")

Sorry about that.

>>27847896
go on...

>>27847879

but wearing a tiara is my extra special talent

>>27847940
>links the one posted a minute ago that I already read

ffs

the OTHER one...

>>27847929
You do know that means she's disappointed, right?

whenever I give it to it rough it goes "COME OUT!" and I have to stop because I'm chuckling.

>>27847860

all i have is hsg emotes
what, the excuse doesn't work both ways?

>>27847925
I can't speak for RS, but I try and take a lot of requests to get me going.

Once you get into the habit of writing every day (whether only a little or a lot), it gets much easier to keep the fic machine pumping.

>>27847820
fag
>>27847926
>>27847936

>>27847847
Hipster Fluttershy?
Old Fluttershy?
Fluttershy's mom?

What am I looking at here?

>>27847947
>being a dumb spoiled bitch is my special talent

fix'd

>>27847914
I love the faces on AJ and BM

>>27846795
4chan

>>27847966
Actually writing more makes sense, the only thing I've done since years is a quickfic that I basically fellated myself over finishing.

How to not be bad at life?

Thnx for advice though.

>>27847947
In place of a dark lord, you would have a QUEEN!
NOT DARK, BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!

>>27847970
Fluttershy's mom?

>>27847943
But Pinkie Pie, it was a depressing fic about you. You really want to see it?

>>27847997
>quickfic that no one read

fixed that

>>27847947
>Being an uptight little spoiled little daddys girl is my specialty.

>>27847997
wait


you fellated yourself over a fapfic?

>>27847966
read as
>it gets much easier to keep the fist machine pumping.

lolwut

>>27847970
Early-morning Fluttershy.

>>27848016
Pagemaster is secretly a guido.

>>27848007
Let me hear it you big silly! Gosh, how bad could it be?

>>27848016
You got me, anon.

I am a chronic masturbater of the arts.

>>27847929
I was going to be all disgusted.

But

>"yay"
>"thats... nice"

Made my day right there.

>>27848007
Quit samefagging

>>27848015
Figure of speech. Maybe I should have said "patted myself on the back". I realize people who actually 'write' can pump out volumes of fiction in the time it takes me to blink, but since I haven't written anything in forever, I was so "OMG LOOK GUYS I WROTE SOMETHING" and no one even cared anyway, but I felt so happy I just told myself how awesome it was that I had written something and then PROCEEDED TO WRITE NOTHING ELSE SINCE

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay I can breathe now.

>>27848016
Typing with one hand is a talent.

Only the greatest of Wordsmiths can do it effectively.

>talking on skype and watching pony
>accidently turn on stereo mix
>person heard at least like 5 minutes and doesn't care for the show
>mfw

>>27847925
I have a long lunch break, and usually just hammer everything out during that. I've also got the kind of salaried job where I might work intensely for an hour, and then have nothing to do but wait around for another hour. So I get some time in there. It's very convenient. Sometimes I'll write while watching fanartists stream. I used to play a lot of video games and waste a lot of time doing that. Now I find this more fun, and hardly play games at all anymore.

My next story is humanized futa Lyra and Bon Bon. Plus I throwing a couple of real kinks into there.

All of my RS stuff can be found here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xfxwf9B0u0UBOkhSvKusa6vEfPDYpU6OM2JWf2RElYs/edit?hl=en

and most of my RS and HFPS stuff is on pastebin

http://pastebin dot com/u/mtguy

>>27848054

>>27848036
Gloomy clouds covered the sky in a dark overcast, casting the desolate landscape in a bleak light. Pinkie Pie stood at the top of the ridge, gazing down at the drab, old buildings she had called home so long ago. Setting her face in a grim look of determination, she started down the hill. There was a good reason she had kept away for so long.

Drawing up in front of the house, she rapped on the door with her hoof. It was her sister Inky that let her inside, giving her a long hard look before allowing the pink earth pony to enter. The house was just as plain as Pinkie had remembered. Cobwebs dotted the corners and a thin layer of dust coated everything. The house would never have gotten this dirty while her mom was still alive.

A racking cough drew Pinkie’s attention to the back of the house. Blinky sat outside the door to the master bedroom, delivering her a cold stare as she approached. “He probably doesn’t want to talk to you, you know.”

“He hasn’t wanted anything to do with me since I left the farm,” Pinkie Pie said with a frown. “I didn’t expect that to change now.”

“Then why are you here?”

Okay, so, recap:

Rainbow Dash's Gold Mark:Speeds up so fast she breaks the rules of time
Pinkie Pie: Makes a Deity of Sorrow happy.
Applejack: Has a family. (LAME)
Rarity: Slays and crafts shit from a gem monster.

Now what are Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle's gold marks?

>>27848002

>>27848075
“Because he’s my father,” Pinkie said angrily. “Why wouldn’t I want to be there for him?”

“You weren’t here when mom died.”

“She died in an accident. How could I have been there, Blinky?”

Blinky stood abruptly and glared fiercely at her sister. “Don’t call me that. Don’t you dare call me that. My name is Blinkamina.”

Inky stepped forward to calm the two of them down. “Can we please not do this? The last thing we need in this house right now is fighting.”

Blinkamina reluctantly slid back into her corner, glaring daggers at Pinkie all the while. Pinkie just sighed and looked tiredly at Inky. “Can I see him now?”

Inky nodded and ushered Pinky into the room. Hearing the door creak, Pinkie’s father opened his eyes and looked towards her. “And just what the hay do you think you’re doing here.”

>>27848070
>yfw then ask
>"hey what was that show you were watching yesterday? sounded okay"

>>27848075
>>27848091
This is why I screencapped my fics. easy distribution.

>>27848091
“You’re dying, Papa,” Pinkie’s eyes began to water a bit. “How could I stay away?”

“You abandoned us a long time ago when you left the farm,” the old pony snorted. “Why the sudden change of heart?”

“I never abandoned you, Papa, I just—“

“The hell you didn’t,” Papa Pie roared before breaking into a series of wheezing coughs. “You’re the eldest, Pinkamina. It was your duty to take on the responsibilities of the farm after your mother and I when we were no longer fit to tend it ourselves. Instead you up and run off to some fancy town where you can have parties every day and work in a bakery of all things. A bakery!” Another fit of coughing.

“But you loved my parties…”

“Parties don’t pay the bills, Pinkamina. They never did and never will. You are a Pie, and you always will be a Pie. The Pie family have been rock farmers for centuries. We were rock farmers before Celestia locked her sister away in the room! My father, his father and his father before him, regardless of their special talents!” He paused to catch his breath, “Now Celestia was never kind enough to grant me a son, but I did right by you and your sisters. Raised you three the best I knew how to be the best rock farmers you could be. But rock farming just wasn’t good enough for you, was it? Just had to go and follow your dream like some daft little filly with her head in the clouds.”

>>27848104
Pinkie Pie’s eyes narrowed and her hair lost its bounce, falling in straight curtains past her shoulders. “Father, I came here because I love you and wanted to be here for you when you passed. What I didn’t come here for is to hear you lecture me on my life decisions. I’m happy with the choices I’ve made and given a second chance I would leave the farm again in a heartbeat. Now I’m sorry I wasn’t here when mom died. I couldn’t help that. But I am going to be here for you, whether you like it or not. If you want to waste your last breaths telling me how much of a failure I am, that’s your choice. But don’t expect me to stick around to listen to it.” She got up to leave.

As she headed for the door, her father could be heard chuckling between coughs. “Now there’s that stubborn streak again. You got that from your mother I suppose. Don’t worry about the will; I haven’t left you a damned thing. Rotten kid.”

“I’ll be sure to say something nice at the funeral. It’s the least I can do,” Pinkamina spat back, slamming the door behind her.

Blinkamina and Inky jumped at the sudden noise and trotted to catch up to Pinkamina as she marched out of the house and towards the road to Ponyville.

>>27848102

>>27848073
I must draw inspiration from this, I usually spend my 6 hours of down-time at work browsing MLP Generals

and the new quest to catalogue my photos...

Thanks for the link, you're a cool guy.

>>27848119
“So just like that, you’re leaving again?” Inky asked as she pulled up alongside her older sister.

“Well it’s clear I’m not wanted here, so I’ve got no reason to stay,” Pinkamina growled.

“Well what about the farm? You are the eldest. Are you going to just leave it to rot?” Blinkamina called after her as they neared the gate.

“You girls go ahead and take it, I don’t give a horse apple what happens to it.” Before her sisters could call out to her again, Pinkamina was on the road and racing towards home, leaving her sisters standing just inside the pasture.

That night, she cried herself to sleep for the first time in a very long while.

THE END

>>27848102
I usually just wait for some one else to and save that. I'm lazy like that.

>>27848119
This is tantalizing and well written, but, as is often the case, Pinkie seems slightly out of character to me.

Is this a WIP?

>>27848123
Names sure do antagonize (guess why I've not "been around" all day)

>>27848174
But hating Faceless is what makes him special.

He's kind of loveable that way.

Guys,

Gummy is going to grow up eventually, right?

What's Pinkie gonna do when he gets loose one night and Eats a pony?

>>27848155
I felt Pinkie Pie was out of character too, but then we've never really seen her in a position like this. Her father is dying, that's pretty grim. And they didn't exactly part on the best of terms.

All writing is a WIP, even when you think you're finished. If something occurs to me, I'll go back and change it. I did just submit it and my two other requested short stories to EqD though.

>>27847540
This pleases me

>>27848119
I don't really like the backtalking. It doesn't seem very much in Pinkie's style, does it? "I love you and blah, blah. I'm leaving now."

It seems more like Pinkie would just try to cheer her dad up to the best of her ability, even though it's only making things worse and her dad is in too much pain to appreciate a good time now anyway.

>>27848193
His entire diet has consisted of sweets and confecture, I don't think he cares much for meat any more.

>>27848193
But he still has no teeth

>>27848213
But by that point we're dealing with Pinkamina.

>>27848193
We all know Pinkie has to release Gummy into the wild after he grows up.

It'll make for a great sad episode.

>>27848217
He probably won't get old enough to be a full grown alligator.

Also, isn't he one year old? How long does it take a gator to mature? Gummy's growth is maybe kind of stunted.

>>27848213
If you're using proper grammar, how will I distinguish myself? Problems of anonymity...

I feel like Pinkie's speech was too formal - granted the situation as already established is a stressful one, but one of the characteristics established in Pinkie is that she's always kind of aloof and goofy... either way, it's well written, so I can't protest that, and you didn't ask for my criticism anyway. Just my two cents that the dialogue in her area could maybe use some retooling.

Good luck with the EqD submissions, I'm jelly of that too.

>>27848232
*Pinkamena

everyone does this

>>27848147
I gave a response last night, but I think you had already left.

Long story short: though it's decent, it didn't have that FiM feel to it, to me.

>>27848193
he doesn't have any teeth, she'll just feed him some of apple bloom's cupcakes and he'll puke them right up, still intact

>>27848245

That could work with a moral to it too: we all grow up one day and have to move on.

>>27848258
I'll see if I can retool it any. Pinkie is probably the most difficult character to write for ESPECIALLY in grim situations like this.

>>27848275
I'll look for it.

>>27848279

They regrow their teeth, you know?

>>27848232
>We're dealing with Pinkamina
Pinkie and Pinkamina are not seperate characters or split personalities. "Pinkamina" is the fan name for Pinkie when she's flipped her shit.

If anything, depressed, rejected Pinkie should probably be making accusations and insecure threats, rather than putting her foot down and saying, "I'm leaving now, so you better say something now because I'm leaving."

Besides, the whole deal where you try to make an emotional move to force a reaction is kind of a fag thing to do. It doesn't stir much of anything up in me, except the opinion that Pinkie is kind of wasting everyone's time.

>>27848286
This is another reason I'm afraid to start writing. Pinkie is my favorite character, and I feel like no one can write her properly, myself included - I'm too scared of ruining her portrayal and thusly hating everything I write.

I could always write about somepony else, but... yurgh.

>>27848321

>I could always write about somepony else, but... yurgh.

God forbid you write about anything else.

>>27848327
Well jeez if I'm at the point where I've written fuck all I'd ideally like to start with one of the chracters that I find most appealing.

Didn't mean to imply it'd be all Pinkie all the time, just... ugh, no one asked anyway. WHATEVS.

does anybody have a good picture of some ponies at an award ceremony, maybe a screen cap from an episode?

Anyone interested in the other ponies in a "pinkamina" esque style?

>>27848193
>sonic avatarfagging in mlp general

>>27848307
why do you think he has no teeth to begin with?

she tears them out when they pop up

>>27848358
after a quick search, if I do, i haven't catalogued it yet... sorry

>>27848318
Think about it this way too.

Who you are with family is much different then who you are around everyone else. In this story, Pinkie has a very STRICT and demanding father. One that would never have allowed for such a nonsensical, carefree attitude. That's probably why she left.

Sometimes different ways of behaving are beaten into us for when we are around different people.

>>27848321
When I've written her, I've characterized her as wiser than her actual words and actions.

>>27848391
>pinkamina

goddamn you people

it's
>pinkamena

confirmed by LF, ffs

and

everyone knows Psychoshy is best Shy.

>>27848421
This makes sense. I can still see it crystalizing in my head... but from what we know, we have no reason to believe Pinkie isn't a completely different person around her family. Hell, she could be by herself too, but we still wouldn't know... other than the brief monologues we've seen in Season 1.

>>27848394
Is it disturbing or cool that it took 11 minutes and 5 replies to mention this?

Are we just getting better at ignoring shit?

>>27848433

>>27848457
i ignored it, i know that much

>>27847864

>>27848457
Ignored it.

>>27848280
The moral is oral.

>>27848394
That's not avatarfagging, tha's a reaction image. You should try them sometime.

The difference is that an avatarfag uses the same character consistently. almost to the point of RPing the character.

Season 2 Episode Idea:

Pinkie takes the other ponies and Princess Celestia on a tour of the giant underground candy factory below Sugarcube Corner. Due to a factory mishap, the princess falls into a vat of lemonade and her coat is permanently dyed pink.

gummy will be dead by his next birthday. pinkie is a horrible pet owner just like she is horrible at eveything she does.

>horrible baker who burns or poisons everything
>horrible employee who has ruined two events for the princess
>horrible teacher you see when she tries to help applebloom and aj
>horrible friend who kept twilight from telling the truth to fluttershy and rarity
>pretty much everyone in the show is sick of pinkies shit

Hey I am up for drawing your requests.

Especially if it's humanized.

>>27848456
I still just don't like the way she tried to jerk emotional reactions out of her dad. She can be more serious around him because he doesn't respond well to her ditzyness, but if you're going to make Pinkie try to yank heart strings you've got to sell it.

If Pinkie's going to show up and basically say, "Shut up dad! You'll wish you shut up because you're dying and I'm leaving again!" Then you've got to give some kind of reason for her to instantly default to pointlessly stirring up shit. She travels all that way and all she has to say is, "You'll be sorry if you aren't nice to me soon because I'm spitting on your deathbed and won't stop until you're nice to me."

What the fuck Pinkie.

I know some people are like that. Some people are wildly insecure and run on pure emotion. The slightest insult makes them forget all the important details and they wreck EVERYTHING. However, Pinkie has a heroine archetype personality. That's not really the way for her to function.

>>27848598

>>27848556
Like that slut Twilight, yeah!

>>27848608

Human celestia with a pony plushie of luna, cute.

>>27848608
Snails as a martial artist?

>>27848635
second

>>27848635
fffffffffffffffffffff
>>27848636
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>27848608
Human Bon Bon and Lyra making love. Bon Bon's sitting up in bed, Lyra's on her belly with her face between Bon Bon's legs. Bon Bon is so into it, she's bent over and her tits are pressing into Lyra's head.

>>27848253

if memory serves, it takes about 4 years for a baby alligator to mature.

We had one in my high school biology class

>>27848102

>>27848610
I tried to make it clear that she wanted to be there for her dad while he died.

It was her dad's reaction to her presence that got her riled up and leaving again. She came hoping that they could put everything behind them for the end, and he spat in her face and called her a whore.

>>27848668
I haven't said much in this thread you unecessary twat.

>>27848696
D'ohohoho. Faceless caught samefagging. Capped.

First!

>>27848744
Removing a trip =\= samefaggging.

I do it all the time when I'm not discussing writing.

>>27848744
Excuse me, what? I said it up here >>27848174
that I've been posting as anon a while.

>>27848102
Where is your fic compilation? I keep forgetting to bookmark that shit

>>27848761

>i have spent the last 45minutes brushing my fluttershys hair and i am not done yet

i wonder how my life ended up like this

>>27848782
*sigh*
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US

On the topic of small reptilians growing up,

what is going to happen when spike matures?
I think it would be kind of interesting if as the series went by, spike started getting slightly larger and more reptilian, to the point where he can fly maybe.

and before someone accuses me of avatarfagging again, I just don't have any pictures of spike.

>>27848847
There have been a number of fanfictions about that.

>>27848847
He's gonna be all like "Bleeh! Bleeh! I zuck your blahd!" And Rarity's going to be like "Spike, Darling, that's disgusting, stop drinking my period."

who has pics of this fabled realdoll?

>>27848918

>>27848918
Prince of Equestria.

But he is a faggot and even more universally hated than faceless or Nathan.

>>27848598
Old news, bro. It was leaked weeks ago that Celestia is going to be pink in season 2 because after 1000+ years of being white she wanted to get a makeover for a change of pace. This makes her pink toys perfectly collectable to bronies now, you see...

>>27848918
i am about as creepy as a ponyfan could get and i would never buy a pony realdoll. the mares vagina fleshlight is enough for me.

>>27848940

>>27848940
PoE was only a troll, who never took any of it seriously.

>>27848940
I just figured it out. Pagemaster is Nathan's new identity.

ok, drinking even just 4.5% cider when dehydrated does give me a buzz. heya all its evening here and I just got home.

>>27848993
>first time I've seen this

That's it. I quit. Tell me how season 2 goes guys.

>>27849050

>>27849076
Didn't you quit yesterday too?

>cost of a pony realdoll $1,500+
>cost of an actual little pony $100 or less

>>27849050
>citation needed

>>27849050
You can't be serious.

>>27849076
it was fucking funny when he set those pages up. His trolling was so obvious that it almost worked.

>>27849095
...how do you know?

>>27849088

He did, plus that pic is old as fuck.

>>27849102
Same retarded stories. Same story spamming. Same samefagging. Just started a name after Nathan "left" yet remembers stuff from January.

>>27849139
because i actually looked up to see if it is legal to keep a small pony in your house and how much they cost. i think it would be a pretty cool pet.

>>27849095
with actual you mean; real living pony?

>>27849199
i have seen real ponies as cheap as $35

>>27849199
No he means a super ninja nanodroid teenage pony undercover alien superpony mutant.

>>27849226
holy shit. I could actually just go and buy a pony and it's totally legal?

awesome.
But why should I do this?

>>27849095
but it won't whisper its love for me into my ear at night

also it'll bite me

>>27849182
>Story spamming.

Yeah, no. I'm trying to do a new story a day. That's not spamming, that's contributing.

And just because I just recently took up the name doesn't mean I haven't been here for longer. I took the name because i started writing.

>>27848847

Considering Fluttershy has a serious phobia of adult dragons, Spike isn't going to be having a fun time.
I mean, one of his friends is fucking scared shitless of him just because he grew up a little, He'll probably start not being able to fit in the tree, random ponies would probably grow unseatled by the fact there's a adolesent dragon in thier town, ponies would try to steal all his monies (although they don't realise Spike's hoard is non-existant, and probably metaphorical i.e all of ponyville is his den, and you better not fucking touch the ponies there or your a dead motherfucker walking, don't you ever lay a hand on his treasure again motherfucker or your incinerated), some possible assault on a dragon, and the neigbours would complain if he accidnetly set fire to the town during his sleep. And the possibility of getting banished from town for being a dragon.

Although some perks would include that if you fuck with Twilight, a giant angry dragon is gona come along and MegaFlare your shit into dust, all the protection you could ever want (hey, you want to attack us? fuck you, we have a dragon. Yeah, keep walking, opposing army), a personal courrier of celestia is in town and owls everywhere will become extinct.

>>27849290
you can train it to bite of your enemie's dick.

>>27849189
>keep a small pony in your house
Not really a good idea. Horses don't have the bowel control of cats and dogs for one thing. For another, they tend to do much better outdoors and can even have health problems if kept indoors. If you have a decent sized yard you could easily buy/build a small stable though and keep a pony there.

>>27849362
Also, I recommend stabling it in a rented stable where there are other horses if you are only going to get one. They are herd animals and like to be around other horses. Especially if you work and are not home all the time. The minus is some of these can be pricey, but the plus is you don't have to worry about stuff like cleaning up all the shit.

>>27849290
here is a really nice guide for that

www.horsebestiality.com/Forums/pony/how-to-stop-a-small-pony-from-biting-and-kicking.html

>>27849412
wtf... I thought you guys were just joking about that :|

>>27849412
is there also a guide for the whispering into my ear thing?
because that's the big one

>>27849412
reported

>>27849412
>>27849412
>www.horsebestiality.com/Forums/pony/how-to-stop-a-small-pony-from-biting-and-kicking.html
>www.horsebestiality.com

No, no, you're not fucking serious. Just. Get out.

>>27849412

welp, that's it, I'm done.
Have fun with the ponies guys.
Hope the 2nd season goes well.
I'm done.
Gonna go get into homestuck I guess.

HOLY SHIT IF YOU POST HERE YOU GET TO DIRECT AN EPISODE IN SEASON 3

(MLP General)

>>27849501
>>27849501
>>27849501
>>27849501
>>27849501
>>27849501

>>27849412
reported like shit

>>27849308
but Spike reaching adolescence might still be something like 150-200 years away. Dragons mature slowly, and get reeeeal old. His current friends will most likely be dead long before he comes out of his baby dragon / kid dragon stage.

>>27849412

>It's linked to a forum

There is... a community... that complains about this?

I don't know what to say.

>>27849412
reported

>>27849562
bestiality is legal in most countries

>>27849604
What is legal isn't always what is right

>>27849604
>implying legality makes it better

Bestiality is a real thing and a lot of people do it. You really didnt know? How naive and sheltered of you.

>>27849604
The world is a barbaric place, anon.

>>27849740
...what? People do a lot of really disgusting and horrible things. That does not make them good.

>>27848668
Doc Scratch?