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The town lay peacefully in the moonlight. Luna soared overhead, silent as an owl, gazing down at the homes of the sleeping ponies.
She laughed quietly as she remembered her folly of a millennium before. She hadn't realized what the dreams of mortals meant to them.
She roosted on the Ponyville town hall, and closed her eyes, seeking dreams to enter, to share...
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"Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting pegasi!" said Van Pelt, the mythic hunter of legend.
Fluttershy jumped down a rabbit hole. Angel Bunny, fully her size, threw a pie at him, and when he wasn't looking, stuck a carrot in his gun. Van Pelt pointed, shot... and looked surprised as the gun blew up and covered him in soot.
--- Luna snickered. ---
Pinkie Pie flew through the air on beautiful pink wings, her hair blowing straight back in the wind, a rainbow spreading behind her.
--- Luna smiled pleasantly. ---
"Bow before your queen, peasant," said Princess Twilight, "And you may yet live. Why didn't you simply organize the feasts? That way noone would have starved!"
--- Luna raised an eyebrow. ---
The Mayor is speaking before the Industrial Society Guild 423. She has just started speaking when she realizes she doesn't have any notes.
And even more embarrassing, she's naked!
--- Luna fell off the roof laughing. --- |