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Twilight Sparkle reads books to the CMC
07/18/11(Mon)23:17 No.27833619
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 "LIMERICKS!"
>"Lime Licks?"
"No, LIMericks, short poems, I loved these things as a little filly!"
>"Sounds kind of dumb."
"Well, it's not, now sit down and l-"
>"Don't you have any books with monsters in them?"
>"What about this one? The Color Pu-"
"NO! Not that one. Not for fillies. Now sit down and listen."
>"Awww..."
*clears throat* "There once was a man from Nantucket, wh-"
>"What's a man?"
>"What's a Nantucket?"
"Uh, um, a man's an old word for colt."
>"Why'd they change it?"
"Well, words change over time, girls, languages ev-"
>"Were they forced to?"
>"Was it because it was polita- polit- polaci- mules didn't like it?"
"...what?"
>"Rarity says that's why we can't say certain words in company like b-"
"SWEETIE BELLE!"
>"Make it a bear!"
>"Yeah, bears are cool!"
>"And not racist!"
"...There once was a... bear... from Nantucket, who kept all his gold in a buc-"
>"Why would a bear have gold?"
"I- it wasn't a bear normally, you made me change it."
>"Well, keep up Twi. Change it some more."
>"Bears like fish! A bucket of Fish."
>"Yeah!"
"...who kept all his fish i-"
>"No, you gotta start over now, Twi."
"HIS DAUGHTER LEAVES HIM! THE END! NEXT BOOK!" |
