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07/18/11(Mon)15:20 No.27820193 File1311016811.jpg-(18 KB, 442x555, Rainbow Dash awkward stare.jpg)
>>27817378 Huh.
Here's my true story.
So, I just spent the entire day playing paintball. Fun stuff, but I have collected a day's with of heavy sweat, dirt, and dried paint, and mussed hair. I'm tired and hungry and feeling very unattractive.
My bro and me (literal bro), stop by a place called Jumbo Burger.What you must understand about Jumbo is that all the sizes are very large. Big drinks, big helpings of fries, big burgers. Kind of obvious.
First up, Bro and his girlfriend order. That cashier goes to the back to work on their meal. A new one steps up. She's pretty fine, but I'm not all that looking. Being new, I didn't want to order anything too big, so I spent awhile asking about sizes and the menu, chatting about what would be right. After I decide, I sit down at the table to find both my bro and girlfriend staring at me with an expression that simply said "Oh . . my . . .god."
"What?" "How could you NOT see she was flirting with you? Didn't you see her do that little adjustment of her shirt to show off her boobs?" "Oh . . . Jesus. When I was looking at the glasses, I told her 'Wow, those are really big cups!'" |