Buh, I've been tired all day and I need to get my creative juices flowing.

Give me something you want to see in 500 words or less.

Mute Scratch is fucking stupid
That is the truth.

New topic: Who is Batman's favorite pony?

>>27802249
Soarin visits Applejack

>>27802249
Spitfire and Rainbow Dash race for charity.

>>27802259
Is not.

>>27802216
>shipping
seriously?
take this to EqD
or better yet FA

Superior OTP is superior

>>27802261
Luna.

>>27802261
Nightmare Moon

Soarin X Derpy but that will never happen, so Soarin X Applejack

No one will agree with me.

>>27802272
Is too.

>>27802261
Pinkie and Dash

>>27802259
I've got it.
Scratch is not mute, but when she's her stagesona DJ Pon3, the ponies prefer it when she doesn't sing along so she just stays quiet. Off stage she's a blabbermouth.

>>27802297

>Soarin x Derpy

Go on...

>Shipping Wars
MotherFUCK! Not joining this one.

Spike & Applbloom is probably my favorite ship for the sheer cute potential. School girl crushes and all that.

Rainbowpie is the best "adult" ship though.

Braeburn/Rarity is best straight ship, with FlutterMac in close second.

>>27802307
Is not.
>>27802314
That sucks.

>>27802297
I like those ships
just kidding, straight shipping sucks

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The best ship is friendship.

>>27802338
Is too
>>27802314
Shut up Klondike.

>>27802338
I'M TRYING TO COMPROMISE.
YOU GOTTTA SHAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

>>27802327
Not big on ship-to-ship combat?

>>27802216
I would ship everybody with goddamn batman

>>27802314
I think you're both missing the point. The point is that Scratch is Lord English

>>27802368
Is not times infinity plus 1 plus 2.

>yuri shippers

>>27802401
But I thought men loved lesbians

>mfw you're all actually upset about something as silly as shipping

It's for fun dumbass. Nothing more than simply entertaining a thought by writing it down into a story. Lighten up.

>>27802262
"So... uh..."

"H'llo there, sugarcube!" the orange earth pony said brightly, tipping her hat back and rising from where she lay beneath the apple tree. What brings y'all to Sweet Apple Acres?"

"Well..." Soarin muttered. He grinned, and he hated it, because he knew he looked dumb when he smiled. "It's just... thatpieyougavemewasreallygood."

"Come again?"

"That pie? At the Gala? It was the best pie I've ever eaten!"

Applejack grinned at him. "I got more'n one flavor o' pie, if you're interested."

"Like what? Cherry?"

Applejack sighed. "Never mind."

>>27802321
Soarin likes Pies, Derpy likes Muffins

They're both herpaderp

It's true love

>>27802436
>filename

>>27802446
Muffin pies is the best OTP

>>27802375
FUCK SHARING SHARING IS STUPID

>>27802433
I didn't think anyone was serious serious.

You are now thinking of Spike Pilgrim versus the world by the way.

>>27802433
It is fun. We need to rember that lest we become those avatar fags who raged over their Kataraa ships
>>27802401
Ew gay

>>27802426
>lesbians
>pony lesbians

GogglesXAnonymous is my OTP

>>27802483
Yes, lesbians, that is indeed what I just said

>>27802269
"I... I... DASH!" Spitfire shouted, stomping her hoof on the ground.

"What? I said I was sorry!"

"This race was for charity!"

"I know that! And the kids got their money!"

"Nopony was supposed to win or lose!"

The sky-blue pegasus blinked hard at her. "But it was a race."

The flame-yellow pegasus put a hoof to her forehead. "Celestia... Dash, where did you even get those depressants?"

"Pinkie Pie. Yeah, I was surprised too!"

File transfer is go

>>27802505
ITS JUST NOT THE SAME MAN!

>>27802480

That actually doesn't sound too bad. Who would be Ramona though?

>do you realize what you've just done

Oh shit...

Um... Well, if it's on topic, I don't ship much, but I don't mind Pielight, I always liked the 'down to earth, science minded' and 'eccentric, goofy funlover' couples.

But it doesn't matter as none of it exists.

the only good ship is a sinking ship

>>27802528
What's not the same

>>27802524

>>27802524
>>27802552
Much obliged,

Original text:

"Has Twilight Sparkle reached her limit?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Determined"

>Wow.

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

>>27802543
Twilight and Pinkie is cute because it's the same 'opposites attract' stuff that Applejack and Rarity tap into, but at the same time it's distinct.

>>27802534
Rarity..duh..


I kind of want to draw a mock screenshot of the Spike Pilgrim game now.

>>27802548

GK wants me to link is stream.
es streaman video games, Nightmare House, specifically

>>27802481
Water dragon from the start of the series/Fire dragon that Fluttershy vagina'd up to
Angel/Spike
BigMac/any other male pony to be honest
Snips/Snails

Gay shipping FTW

I enjoy spike getting shot down HARD by rarity, then crying about it to twilight, and they end up together.

I also enjoy applebloom having a crush on spike, and as she gets older, constructs crazy machines to get his attention.

my favorite ship is pinkie pie's nose and gilda's knuckles.

>>27802573
What

>>27802383
Not at all.
Shipping I couldn't care less about, but warring over it is where I just leave. They tend to get out of hand, even if they start as a joke. I've learned my lesson from my KH and Avatar days.

>>27802583
http://www.livestream.com/massive_selection
huurdurr

>>27802548
They are ponies.

>>27802583
Nightmare house 2*

>>27802585
>Fagserpent x Fagdragon.
There's an app for that
also guys.. this picture is not porn. Holy shit. what the fuck...

>>27802585
Hoity x Blueblood.

>>27802261
The answer to this question is clear

>>27802483
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXAuf2SfKBg

She flies so gracefully over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs and gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice to sound her mating call
And soon a mate responds by singing "Neigh, neigh, neigh"

Come with me, lesbian pony
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me, lesbian pony
To my little nest by the sea
With me, that's when you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me

>>27802591
Spike/Twilight is almost incestuous. I mean, I understand if you're into that sort of thing, but it most certainly is. It's like Shinji/Misato.

Which does happen to be my favorite Eva pairing...

>>27802546

Like Applejack/Rarity?

>>27802631
if you ask me Look Before you Sleep shot that one down pretty hard

>>27802564
>"pony should lick pony"

>...56 translations later we get:

>"[OK]."

Huh.

>>27802598
Who cares? They're not pony ponies

>>27802668
But they are still ponies.

>>27802650
shot down?
no no, in fact, it was the episode that made it

>>27802524
>>27802552

>>27802668
if that's your justification you're retarded.

>>27802680
I'm not getting your point here
>>27802698
Maybe

>>27802630
>Almost
But it isn't. making it all the better. I'm not too big into shipping anyhow. that's why i can also enjoy this picture.

>>27802683
If anything it demonstrated how caustic their personalities are when put together. They do learn to tolerate each other at the end, but their differences still exist.

>>27802698
JUST PUT A PENIS ON THEM TO SHUT HIM UP

>>27802707
Pony lesbians are not interesting at all.

Maybe I'll wind up writing a story about my idea of Rarity and Rainbow Dash getting an apartment in Canterlot together.

The only ship ponies indulge in is friendship. None of them are anything more than friends. Lyra and Bon Bon are slightly psychotic roommates, and nothing more. Derpy is a free spirit mailpony that nobody can comprehend and has no children, let alone a random unicorn.

That is how I roll with ponies. Not a single mast on the horizon.

>>27802726
They aren't?

>>27802716
contrary to most of the pics, the ship was born on their differences and their conflicts

>>27802683
Fall Weather Friends blew it up though.

And then it salvaged all the lumber it could to make AppleDash.

Seriously, that closing scene with them running together... alone in the woods... starring into each other's eyes.

>>27802757
No. I'm sorry you though that.

Season 2 Main Villain
You Can't Stop The Smooze

Caramel/Braeburn/Big Mac, OT3 nigga

>>27802764
and then everyone forgot eventually

I seriously hope you guys don't herpaderp

>>27802767
Okay

I still like them though

>>27802772
My body is ready.

>>27802249
Dinky teaching Sweetie something very importat

Original text:

"Does Rainbow Dash need to show you how to lesbian the right way?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Homosexualiti and when?"

>>27802773

tempting...I may write this...

>>27802733
YES! Dash would irritate her with her crazy get rich quick schemes, and Rarity would irritate her by trying to pair her off with some colt

>>27802791
I'll try not to.

Is a character having a one way crush on another character shipping?

>>27802772
It'd be cool to see them mention something from that generation, especially the Sea Ponies, but I don't think they ever will.

Cutest ship right here.

>>27802780
Yeah, PinkieDash and RarityJack got the spotlight again somehow.

>>27802764
Wasn't there a comic put out around the time that episode was released? It had two large sailing ships on the sea, each labled with it's specific ship. The big one had a huge party going and the little one only had one person. After the episode aired, it had one guy waking up on the little ship with a hangover and the title of the ships had been switched. Party was now on AppleDash instead of rarityJack

>>27802793

thats a disturbing lake of derpy, not derp smooze

>>27802792
And you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>27802843
I'm assuming that PinkieDash is behind those two ponies you just posted?

>>27802813
This is something worth looking into.

I'm debating whether to get off my ass and write this astoundingly epic multi-fic story I've been mulling over for the past month. I'm trying to decide if I'm up to it, if I can crank out more stuff after all I put into Dangerous Business.

That, and I don't want to be starting something huge if Season 2 is going to come along. Writing anything truly epic while there's a new episode coming out every week to contradict it would ruin the mood, I think.

>>27802850
I will not

>>27802843
I beg to differ

>>27802809
>Homosexualiti

Is that the Illuminati's gay wing?

http://www.livestream.com/massive_selection
switched to Precursor.
Looks fun

>>27802862
Yeah, especially that small chance that you write something that contradicts the cannon the next week.

>>27802893
That and I just... I don't know.

I do have ANOTHER story in mind, which would be a ton of fun, but I'd need to do much more reading for it, as it's kind of a crossover.

>>27802862
Try writing some short stories.

Remember that "Mare and the Mule" story I suggested many moons ago?

>>27802812
AJ, what do you think about a Braeburn/Rarity story?

Strong country man meets a big city girl? Green Acres style.

>>27802839
The universe of each generation of ponies gets destroyed but each one has recurring themes, including the Smooze.

The current universe was created by Celestia and Luna who were survivors from the previous universe.

>>27802893
I fretted everytime Lauren answered questions about Celestia and Luna. I was always afraid the next answer would directly contradict something I painstakingly tried to keep plausible in the universe.

>>27802924
With what? And it's your story, you can do whatever you want with it.

>>27802858
PinkieDash is definitely second place.

>>27802945
already wrote that
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-0ENBYlaNByF0grcWr4da0MXhSfHfRjIt1NOy3GJKew/edit?authkey=CLvvvdk
D&hl=en_US

>>27802945
So, a straight version of RarJack?

>>27802723
how far did you pull that out of your ass

>>27802938
Oh, that was you? I'll certainly think about it.

What I've really got in mind is a story based heavily on George Macdonald Fraiser's Flashman series, with Rainbow Dash serving as Flashman.

I SHIP HAND WITH DERPYS ASS
to massage away the pain.

>>27802961
Go away Nanaki

>>27802983
oh...

This idea came into my mind...

>>27802966
I really hope they don't fuck Luna over, like make her emo or some shit, god that would suck.

>>27802564

Original text:

"Friendship is Magic"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hachiko."

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D

>>27802961
Oh hey

>Ponies
>OTPs
why u do dis

>>27803033
She's a bratty angsty teenager

>>27803004
>Dashy is Flashy

Oh God that could be the best thing ever.

>>27802862
no new episodes until october. you're fine.

>>27802983
That is not Braeburn and rarity

>>27802993
Somewhat, but I think Braeburn's upbeat and energetic personality is a better fit for Rarity than AppleJack.

>>27802945

I'd say you all need to stop giving me ideas. I already have a list of things I want to do and you're only adding to that list.

Also, I rather like the idea of Braeburn/Rarity because I think they would get along better than Big Macinotsh/Rarity and I'm not going into this any further because then I'll start spouting off ideas and won't be able to stop until I've come up with a complete pairing analysis...

...I know this shit isn't to be taken seriously, but I do so love writing all the analysis out. They're like fun little projects for me to build. I still don't get why you all even recognize me as a decent contributor to this fandom. I've barely written anything decent and I'm not as famous as Raging Semi or Butterscotch Sundae. You all confuse me so.

>shipping cartoon ponies

>>27803033
I do hope that Luna has an element of guilt and loneliness that are a hold over from her past, but that these are only one part of a much broader character

>>27802954
That's pretty much already canon isn't it?

>>27803055
I might actually kill someone if that happens.

>>27803004
Don't worry, most people don't recognize me from the homogenous sea of text

>>27803078
You can come up with neat ideas and string together complete sentences. That's good enough.

>>27803082
>>27803082
>>27803082
>>27803082
It's totally a normal thing to do

>>27803055
Now I want to request that we do a Star Wars style prequel fanfic.

You know, one that is horrible shit and makes Luna incredibly unlikable.

>>27803114
No it's not.

>>27803120
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE SUN IS EVIL

>>27803082
>not shipping cartoon ponies

>>27803077
To me, Braeburn is like a cross between Pinkie and AJ, in an incredibly handsome male body.

>>27803114
Normal for the fandom, anyway.

Normal for the rest of humanity, probably not so much.

>>27803125
its really not

>>27803120
There are already a million of those, just not as "Star Wars" like.

>>27803078
You've been writing for us at least as far back as January.

That's good enough for me.

>>27803082
What's more adorable than cartoon ponies cuddling because dey wuv eachover?

>>27803135
I hate Moon dust

>>27803125
>>27803146
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL TO SHIP TECHNICOLOR MARSHMALLOW CARTOON PONIES

>>27803135
Some would say that these moons are . . . unnatural.

>>27803166
cartoon ponies kissing because dey wuv eachover

>>27803179
It gets everywhere

>>27803151
I won't like it unless there is a line where Celestia goes "Luna, you're breaking my heart!"

>>27803125
that's the joke.txt

what is this cyber bully movie everyone is talking about

>>27803213
We need more kissy pictures

>>27803215
And causes cancer when ingested.

>>27803234
can do

>>27803228
Oh man. This could get out of hand really, really quick.

>spike-nnnnnnnoooooooooooo.jpg

>>27803152

Back then it was all really short stuff I didn't put much depth into. It was cute and nothing more. Ive learned a lot since then.

As much as I don't think it'll happen, I'd love to see a lot of the old one-episode characters like Gilda and Braeburn comeback in the second season. Makes me curious about all the new one-episode characters they'll have though. Who knows how big they'll get then...

>>27803234
they forgot their mouths

>>27803097

No, FIM has nothing to do with the previous pony gens whatsoever. Different universe entirely, new continuity, blah blah.

And thank goodness for that.

>>27803078
Hey, who's using my trip?

Oh well, as long as you don't do anything stupid with it. You sound decent enough.

I've really gotta change this thing someday...

>>27803258
"Celestia has had sextuplets. But she has also lost the will to live."

"She is one terrible mother then. Better get these fillies out of her care."

>>27803264
works perfectly fine

>>27803279
ORLY

>>27803297
you don't have a trip, anonymous
you're using A.J.'s trip

>>27803135
From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very-BAARRF

Oh geeze, I'm sorry you guys. I couldn't write out the whole thing. That writing is just too- ohhereitcomesagain-BARF

Fuck...I need to...lie down...

>>27803264
>Not knowing that long links break in half
>"hurrdurr ur a newfg"
Isnt it past your bedtime?

>>27802564
friendship is magic
>11 translations later
"Magic does not exceed the friendship"
>51 later
"No magic, friendship"

>>27803297
>Doesn't use the email address
UH OH LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUSTED!

>>27803279
You didn't see "Rescue From Midnight Castle"

>>27803297
Fake AJ, calling it now.

>>27803306

That pony isn't even the same color dude. Its an homage, nothing more.

>>27803354
Duh

Question , How powerful is Princess Celestia and Luna ?

>>27803357
Do you say "oh-mawj" or "om-ijj"?

>>27803368
Very

>>27803299
>terrible mother Celestia

Oh fucking hell, this needs to be canon.

>>27803333
It'd be great if whoever Luna is talking to can't keep a straight face and keeps laughing through her lines.

>>27803279
That's just it though! New universe! The old universe doesn't exist anymore.

>>27803333

>>27803377
Om-ijj

Luna/Celestia


nobody but me ships this

>>27803381
Nah, I like the trolling Celestia better

>>27803333
You can't type it out like that man! It's been known to put people in comas!

>>27803384

The series is a reboot. The previous gens never occured in the FIM universe. Which is why Spike and Applejack exist, and as entirely different characters.

>>27803403
Because Big Mac x AJ is all the incest shipping we need.

>>27803413
There are a Pinkie's dozen of Celestia fanons. We have room for terrible mother Celest.

>>27803368
They're goddesses, both of them. Celestia in particular is the sun goddess, and the solar deities in the old pantheons were usually the rulers and the most powerful members.

>>27803413
Trollestia is already canon.

Now we need more Neglecstia.

>>27803351

What episode is that again ?

>>27803403

>>27803445
hmmm, I could see it working, but I could also see them fucking it up big time.

>>27803368
Celestia could end all life by not raising the sun.

Luna could send the moon crashing to Earth like a very adorable Majora's Mask.

It's safe to say that they are very powerful.

How long before people start posing ponies in suggestive, shippy ways in Garry's Mod?

Not everyone can draw, but everyone can pose.

>>27803381

Celestia just got fed up with all of her children looking almost identical, so she started forming them into a guard unit. May as well make them do something useful.

>>27803474
someone has already done it

>>27803490
Wasn't there a pic of Heavy fucking Pinkie?

>>27803479
They perpetuate the myth of them being her harem to keep their true origin a secret.

>>27803490
Not talking about the heavy thing.

Ponies licking ponies.

>>27803479
Now we're on to something.

GUYS WHAT IF THE PONIES HAD TO FACE THEIR SHADOWS ALA PERSONA 4

WHAT WOULD EACH PONIES SHADOW BE LIKE?

>>27803474
I'm fucking horrible at posing.

My Little Pony + The Room

>>27803460
that is a scene from the g1 pilot with g4 characters swapped in

Drawing symmetrically is very hard

>Hate shipping
>Hear about shippers in MLP fandom
>Fucking really?
>See pics
>MOTHERFUCKING NUCLEAR DAAAAAWWW

But does anyone really take this shit seriously? I sure hope not.

>>27803547
what in the fuck are you talking about

>>27803537
That's a story right? I assume it's good?

>>27803381
Celestia didn't want political intrigue so when she gave birth she had the children distributed across Equestria as orphans. Upon her death they will be revealed as the Children of Celestia and they must fight one another to attain the power and right to raise the sun and rule Equestria.

>>27803445
"Celestia, you just had another child."

"Shit, another? Goddamn my hate of the feel of latex. Dump it off in Ponyville, like the rest."

My Little Pony + Room 1408

...I wonder what the room would do to drive each pony to suicide?

Pinkie Pie would be the easiest. Just leave her in there alone with no way out.

Trixie x Gummy = my OTP

>>27803608
Twilight could kill herself because the voices in her head told her through logic, or some shit like that.

>>27803592
There can only be one? (and a little sister)

>>27803566

>>27803645

You mean like Inception, how the only way out was through death?

Original text:

"Nothing can stop the Smooze"

...56 translations later we get:

"The smooze."

>This thread is boned....

>>27803666
>SHE KNOWS

>>27803592
And all of the battles are set to songs by Queen.

FUND IT

>>27803595

The problem is a child of a sun goddess would be pretty much a demigod, at least in stature. You would probably be able to recognize its lineage just by looking him/her.

>>27803672
Yeah, but have her talk logics through her head, it would fit her if some extremely "smart" voice in her head was giving her statistics of survival throughout the story, until she caved. Also I think Fluttershy should be last alive.

pinkie x donkey = best ship imaginable

>>27803568
that's a scene from the generation 1 of my little pony... with megan and tirek.. except the artist has put in ponies from generation 4

>>27803608
Are you kidding? The room would commit suicide.

>>27803711
>The problem is a child of a sun goddess would be pretty much a demigod
>Twilight
>Pinkie
>Rainbow Dash

>>27803697

HERE WE ARE!

Born to be Queens, we're princesses of the universe!

/co/, do you think there will be an episode in S2 where CRAZY PINKEMINA gets incarcerated.

If so, what do you think Pinkemina would do to get herself in this amount of trouble

>>27803757
D'oh my god

>>27803403
>nobody but me ships this

Hey.

Nuh uh.

>>27803576
the room is a movie and is only famous because of how atrocious it is and how the director (he is also producer/writer and main actor) insists it's a movie that all americans should watch at least twice

>>27803757

None of them come even close. At least by Ponyland standards. Celestia tosses around celestial bodies all day. Rainbow dash goes fast and pinkie pie is hyper. Woo hoo. You could make an argument for twilight, but her pysical size is no different than any other pony, and we know who her parents are.

>>27803799
Oh, huh.

All these people still hanging out in a pony thread when the Avengers trailer has been leaked online...

/r/ing a pic of someone punching spike

>>27803797
And the connection they all had at the Rainboom.

Which is a feat supposed impossible.

>>27803830

WHAT.

LINK?

>>27803823
Twilight: Magically gifted beyond any unicorn
Pinkie: Defies physics at a whim
Dash: makes the impossible possible.

They've still got a 1000 years to get up to star-hurtling level.

>>27803830
it's terrible quality
all you can really see is cap knocking a punching bag off it's hook

>>27803830

I don't wanna spoil it for myself

>>27803830
At least post the link, jeez.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMRctX7fZe4

>>27803830
What is "The Avengers" ?

>>27803823
Why do you feel like you must ruin everyone's fun by complaining about that?

What compels you to do this?

>>27803761

accidentally attack Celestia ?

>>27803403
>I like cute shipping
>Still draw the line at incest shipping
>I am not offended by lesbian pastel-coloured cartoon horses, but by incestuous pastel-coloured cartoon lesbian horses

Why, when I write it out like that, it sounds downright absurd!

>i ship luna and derpy
>there are only 4 pictures that exist with them together
>there is no porn at all

>>27803761
raaAAAAPE

>>27803830
Superhero ensemble movies tend to have problems.

I'll probably still see it but not getting my hopes up.

>>27803761
gives birth to an alligator

>>27803887
>autism levels rising
>must fight back urge to use caps lock

>>27803849
See
>>27803885

>>27803912
>no porn

This is a BAD thing?

Have I stumbled upon an alternate universe?

>>27803835


Punched Spike? OK.

>>27803761
Covering the land in eternal Party.

Banished to the moon.

Moon becomes awesome place to hang out.

lol, porkcow's making troll updates to this picture
http://porkcow.deviantart.com/art/Hitler-and-yonder-197346276

>>27803900
YIKES!
not goodbnotgoodnotgood!

>>27803920

All I know is that Ed Norton isn't going to be The Hulk again. That's reason enough for me to not watch it.

Fluttershy is the pony Hulk.

>>27803885
My body is ready.

>>27803945
Don't you mean 'unbirthing' an alligator?

>>27803964
oh anonycat

i just want to make sweet love to you atop a pile of soft pillows

>>27803991

No it isn't

sweetie jar

>>27803970
>implying that Pinkie-Pie could live in outspace

>>27804035
>implying Pinkie
>Pinkie Fucking Pie.

>>27803971
He is? WHERE

>>27804034
why is that sweetie belle in a jar she should be out having fun with her friends

>>27804017
You're right;_;

>>27803696
soon everybody will noticed, sweetie is missing

>>27804077
HA HA OH WOW

This is why porkcow is my favorite artist found through the fandom

>>27804035
>>27804061


I wouldn't be surprised if season 2 includes a time travel episode where Pinkie Pie meets little Pinkamina Diana Pie (right after her first party) and the time paradox undoes some cosmic fuckup, triggering the creation of Equestria.
Or for some bittersweet fun, Pinkie would disguise as her dead granny, teaching her younger self about how to "laugh of the ghosties."

Did you know that 25% of shipping is crack shipping?

>>27804182
I thought he painted it in at first but it's shooped.

Still funny.

>>27804091
She is there for good reason: to not bother me all the time.

>>27804253
And in this fandom? 100%

BUT WE CAN DREAM

>>27804091
you make me feel sad for having no friends

>>27803666

Can someone explain me the joke ?

>>27804253
Let's play a crack shipping game.

Think up the most absurd crack ship you can imagine.

Someone else must then explain how it could work before posting their own crack ship.

Only rules: No inanimate or imaginary characters and no pets. Ponies, zebras, and buffalo only.

>>27804253
And 82% is super adorable.

>>27804324
Rarity hits Sweetie Belle.

>>27804324
rarity beats sweetie.

>>27804282
but she does not belong in there why are you being so mean to your sister that is not nice!!! and it is wrong too you should feel bad please let her out

>>27804334
I've suggested this game before. I want to play it. I want a justifcation for every ship imaginable.

>>27804334
Caramel x LSH

>>27804334
Snails x Hydra

>>27804324
Fanon says Rarity abuses Sweetie Belle. A lot.

>>27804253
did you know that 482% of statistics are made up on the spot?

>>27804374
Easy. It would take all four heads to suck him off.

>>27804373
they both live around appleoosa. thats how it works

>>27804346
But that's wrong.

>>27804334

>making crack ship pairings work

I did this in a thread once. Was good once, but not again...

>>27804324
its canon that rarity beats sweetie belle

>>27804374
While searching for the Ursa Major, SnS get separated. Snails is helped out by the hydra who both feel alienated by ponyville

>>27804411
Actually, most of those ships weren't terribly cracked

>>27804408

its true

>>27804364
when I let her out, she will ruin my boutique, she will bother me all the time, willing to help even though she cannot do anything good. Nonono, she will stay in her jar.

>>27804415
>canon
I don't think that word means what you think it does.

Someone told me to draw Scootaloo. So I did.

I messed up bad on version one, but I'll post it anyway.

>>27804294

I saw the thumbnail and I thought the girls had formed a plane among them...(Pinkie was the propeller)

>>27804480
Version two is... relatively better I guess.

>>27804463
>Want to post Sweetie Belle pics
>The only CMC I have pics of is Applebloom

What an unfortunate development. Would anyone care to remedy the situation?

>>27804480
OH MY GOD WHO BROKE HER HOOVES?

>>27804480
>>27804517
Bigger eyes next time

>>27804463
thats not true sweetie belle is very good at helping and cleaning and being a good friend i know because i am her friend maybe you could release her outside so that we can hang out and she can live with me and aj instead it would be really fun please please please?

trixie x gummy

>>27804480
its terrible, but its so cuuute

>>27804528
ponibooru is your friend

Looks pretty cute

>>27804544
Yeah, figured the eyes were a bit too small, especially in the second version.

>>27804447

IS SHE FUCKING DRIVING A RELIANT ROBIN

>>27804557
>ponibooru

A booru.

For ponies.

WELP GENERAL, IT'S BEEN... INTERESTING.
SEE YOU IN OCTOBER

>>27804447
Completely agree. Cars don't need front tires to work properly.

>>27804528
>no Sweetie Belle
kill yourself

>>27804592
>57385
SHARE YOUR SCOOTAFOLDER WITH ME!

>>27804557
>>27804557
>>27804557

WELP see you when S2 is aired then

>>27804615
>>27804698
Ponibooru has been around for quite a while in internet time.

>>27804549
fine, but take her out in the jar. I don't want to risk anything.

>>27804550
I never thought I'd ever see the day.

Okay. I'm done. See you gents next season.

>>27804722
what the fuck is ponibooru anyway

keep hearing about it but never seen it

is it even more traumatizing than ponychan? cuz not fucking interested if that's the case.

>>27804615
>>27804698
It a place where everyone can dump all the pony pictures we collectively have. How is this a bad thing?

>>27804752
It's just an image database.

>>27804723
okay thanks rarity!!! this is so cool now i will have a little sister i hope aj will let her move in!!

>>27804752
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/

Image database.

whatif
Applebloom gets her cutie mark; Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle become close friends

>>27804798
Then things would be even worse.

>>27804798
Are you the same guy who asked me to draw this?

why do i like sweetieabuse but hate scootabuse

>>27804752
Repository of screencaps, fanart and memes.

>Ponychan
>Traumatizing

Overmoderated, annoying and insipid, I can get. Traumatizing? No.

>>27804615
Silly, they will all get their marks at the same time

>>27804786
hold on there. What do you think you are doing.

>>27804798
>AB gets her cutie mark before the other two
>they start to hate her
>AB tries to go back to her people from school
>they stopped liking her a long time ago
>caught between two worlds
>one pony
>must find the courage to persevere
>this fall
>dreamworks pictures presents a story of a pony
>who grew up
>but never
>grew old

>>27804908
I've fiddled with an idea that involves Scootaloo being the only one to not get her mark.

>>27804906
Don't even start.

>>27804908
IN A WORLD OF MAGICAL TALKING PONIES...

>>27804908

>>27804908
if they make an MLP feature length movie and this is the premise, i am holding you personally responsible and i will seriously find you and kill you

>>27804798
Scootaloo is too impulsive

She'll never figure it out

>>27804906
oh hi sis!!! rarity said that she didnt want sweetie belle around the boutique and she put her in a jar so i said that wasnt fair and she gave me sweetie belle in a jar and now i want her to move in with us because that would be like the best thing ever!!! she can sleep in my room i have that hammock and stuff it will be so awesome please can she live with us???

>>27805034
How about we don't do this again

>>27805024
>Shipping CMC

>>27804819
They'll be whatever you want them to be
>>27804831
No I am not
>>27804908
Noy really an episode worthy of the Hub, Bub
>>27804998
Oh hush, you really think this'll be a movie? Aw, shucks.

>>27804528
You get one

>>27805024
D'AWW

>>27805034
She what? We should call the cops or Foal protection service.

>>27805024
Sweetie and Scoots are not too dumb for friendship

>>27805169
>foal protection service
>not a bunch of faggots

>>27805169
huh?? why would we do that all we need is a little butter and she'll slide right on out and then maybe she can have dinner with us it will be great i promise ill do all the chores tomorrow

>>27805175
>drunk ponies

are best poneis

>>27805212
They are usually depicted as dicks, yeah.

Any streams tonite?

>>27804415

.... Why would rarity invite spike over as a Specia-
>Thump! Thump! Thump!

>MFW

>>27805212
Weren't there several fics about Foal Protection Services and their incopetence? And in Pacce's fic, where they do deserve to come out, they never do?

Quack

>>27805281
Yes. Completely.

>>27805271
i checked about seven streams and no one was online. Only one i forgot to check was megasweet.

>>27805240
I know there's a fanfic out there that's all about the mane six getting drunk. Fucking hilarious IIRC.

>>27805317
MS is down too

>>27805235
well, we should put her out of that jar, that's fer sure. She may suffocate here. But we don't have any butter in apple farm. Maybe big mac could help.

>>27805271
http://www.livestream.com/crookedtreesartwork

>>27805294
Best pet
Prove me wrong

>>27805342
Meh, I'm just here to ride out this thread and wait fore a new one. I'm bored as hell.

>>27805362
Is it child porn again?

>>27805365
can't

>>27805365
'kay

D'aaaawwww

>>27805281
what Pacce's fic? Link please.

>>27805378
All day erryday

>>27805416
I believe it was this one.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-my-dizzy-mom.html

He owed this thing to Candybag for the longest time. Like, a couple of months went by from when he said he'd do it and when he actually did it.

>>27805354
oh thats right i forgot we dont make butter and i used the last bit on my toast this morning but how can big mac help?? will he kick the jar but if he does then sweetie might get hurt we have to be careful aj!!! i hope she has enough air she looks so sad we need to help her!!! what do we do???

>>27805024
They were friends before AB joined their little group. Maybe they had a little somethin' somethin' on the side, if you know what i mean.

>>27805435
We need a picture with all of them in that bed

>>27805365
Well that was easy, next

>>27805435
>Wake up and find to very aroused lesbians lusting after your candy vag
>Too beta to push them away
>Get molested

>>27805518
?

>>27805483
well he could make some of his own "butter"

>>27805568
And tat is why fluttershy sucks.

>>27805568
>It's her fetish
>Me Gusta

>>27805573
>Pinkie Pie's I'm-about-to-get-laid face.

>>27805568
>>27805435
i fucking hate you guys i swear to god

>>27804480
>>27804517
Nice Leth. What do you plan on drawing next?

>>27805613
>It's not her fetish
>since getting molested she thinks she's a worthless floozy
>commits suicide

>>27805591
big mac makes butter?? i didnt know that why dont we use his butter instead of the stuff from the store wouldnt that save money??? if he has butter we should use it to help sweetie out of that jar where is big mac at

>>27805679
You're confusing Fluttershy with Rarity.

>>27805687
>mfw I can't post my face to show my reaction to this.

>>27805732
>iknowthatfeelbro.jpg