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07/15/11(Fri)17:58 No.27736860>>27736289
You can read all about it in Chuck Palahniuk's book haunted.
Based on a true story of a man he met at some group meeting. He was ridiculously thin, then Palahniuk asked about it, the guy told him his story.
Alright, the first story is about this guy who masturbates through meatus insertions. When he was a teen, he hear about you can get great orgasms if you take those long, thing drippings from wax candles, break them off, then insert the round end into the hole in your dick while you jerk off. This guy was trying it, and it broke off, sticking inside of his dick. He didn't want to tell his mom about it, but it got worse, and finally he had to have surgery.
Anyway, onto the main event. When this other dude was a teen, his family had a pool. They were away on vacation and so it was just him screwing around. He found that if he swam to the bottom of a pool, and stuck his ass over that little intake hole, it felt awesome while he jerked off. He did this three or four times. The next time he did it, he starts feeling this horrible sensation coming out of his ass. His intestines are getting sucked out, and into the vent. Then they're getting caught in the little fan or whatever it is that causes the suction. So he tries to swim up to the surface, but all of his intestines are in the intake, and he can't reach the surface to breath. So to make a long story short, he basically had to bite his way through his own intestine. Like some kind of sausage filled with his own shit and half digested corn or whatever. And he was conscious of everything this whole time. He did it, got to the surface in time to survive, and now he's super thin because he only has a few feet worth of intestine left. |
