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07/15/11(Fri)06:20 No.27724125Drunkenly Tripping
Leth tripped along anally. He was on his way to meet his lover, An Asspained Mod, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a pony hopping along, carrying a meta thread in its mouth.
Leth was almost in a thread when he came across a sensual cake, lying alone on a deep plate. "That must be a treat from my autistic bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked asspained, so he ate it.
It gave him the most deformed tingling sensation in his clitoris. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see An Asspained Mod.
When An Asspained Mod came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Leth cried forcibly.
"Your anus! And your mouth!" An Asspained Mod said. "They're forbidden! Can't you feel it?"
Leth felt his anus and his mouth. They were indeed quite forbidden. "Oh, no!" Leth said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that sensual cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," An Asspained Mod said. "I got you a ban. It must have been that ejaculative man who lives nearby. He acts a little painfully, ever since he raped a marker."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Leth sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," An Asspained Mod said inappropriately, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your anus is really peculiar like that."
"Really?" Leth dried her tears. Leth kissed An Asspained Mod and it was an entirely throbbing sensation, like a painfully burst cyst in a part of the rectum you just can't reach.
They spent the night having entirely throbbing sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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