OP's post just reminds me of that one picture where Twlight is looking at her saddle and thinking "Considering there are no humans around, this is probably kinky"

DELETION
IMMINENT

>>27702145
I deleted the last one because of the large amounts of hater. im not deleting this one.

If we stay to one thread whats the big deal?

>>27702109
Taking the OP's post WAY too literally here, but Applejack looks a little off without her hat. If you had to swap her hat for another type of accessory, what would you pick and why?

>>27702145

Nope. The legit general was still spared while the furry/troll thread got axed. The porn is banned (THANK CHRIST) but we can still have our threads.

>>27702244
Dildo-hat
For Head fucking.

What do you think?

>>27702250

>implying there's anything to Pony threads other than porn

>>27702257
God fucking dammit. Should've known better than to post that question.

Applejack and Rainbow Dash played without a care in the empty coral. They took turns amusing each other with the various tricks they could perform.

"Hey," said Dash, "Show me some of those fancy rope tricks! I love them!"

"Sure thing, sugar-cube," said Applejack, "I'd do anything for you."

She pulled out the lasso and proceeded to show lasso tricks off to Dash. She was totally into the way Applejack danced so gracefully in and around the spinning lasso. It didn't matter if the rope was in her mouth or tied to her tail, her control was absolute.

"That is so AWESOME!" squeaked Dash with her front hooves against the sides of her mouth.

"Aw shucks, Dash," she replied, "Y'all praisin me is gonna gives to me a swelled head."

"Not a down to earth kinda pony like you." Rainbow Dash moved closer to Applejack.

"Are you funnin me cuz I can't fly?"

Dash recoiled from the sting of her words. "What? Who? Me? Oh, never! I never meant it to sound like that, I swear!"

"Calms down, sugar-cube," giggled Applejack, "I was just pullin your leg."

Dash laughed nervously, which caused Applejack to laugh out loud as well.

"You're so good with ropes," said Dash with a sudden twinge of nervousness in her voice.

>>27702244
Scootaloo's skin.

Would make a nice hat.

>>27702379

"Well, with lotsa'nd'lotsa practice, you could too," she replied.

"Well, that's not exactly what I meant."

"Well whut iz you talkin bout?"

"Remember the last Running of the Leaves Marathon?"

"I sure does."

"And you tied my wings down because you thought I would use my wings to cheat?"

"I sure does."

"Can I tell you something?"

"Sure ya can."

"I was all into the race at the time, but when I had a chance to think about it more later, it made me... all... giddy."

"Giddy?"

"Yeah, tingly. I've had such thoughts about that day ever since."

"You does?"

"I can't believe I'm saying this out loud."

"You can tells me. We is friends."

"Ever since that day... I've wanted... I want... I..."

"Jus spit it out, sugar-cube."

"I want you to do rope tricks on me!"

"Really?"

"Yes. This is so embarrassing."

>>27702387

>>27702407

"I reckon I gots to be honest. Ever since that day, I hadda fantasies bout doin rope tricks on you too," said Applejack as she drew a lasso in the soil with her hoof.

"No way."

"Yes way."

"So... would you... mind if..." said Dash in a uncertain tone, shaking like a leaf in a breeze.

"Yes, but not here. We needs a place we all can be alone fer a few hours."

"Okay."

"So..." said Applejack now speaking awkwardly herself.

"Yes?"

"You all would trust me so much as to let me hogtie you?"

"Yes. You're my best friend and I would trust my life in your hooves."

"Aww shucks."

"You're the only one I could possibly ask for such a personal favor. The only one I trust so much to even bring the subject up with."

"Well, if'n you feels so strongly abouts it, I can't sez no."

"Actually, I was totally afraid you'd say 'no'. That you'd think I was crazy or a pervert. That I'd lose your respect and friendship."

"You'll never ever lose me as a friend by bein honest with me. Heck, cuz you was honest with me, I could be honest with you. I could never have come to you 'n tell you my fantasy like this."

Rainbow Dash gave her a warm smile. Applejack smiled back. There was a silence that fell over the coral as the two friends contemplated each other.

"Hey," said Applejack as an icebreaker, "I'll set up the flaming hoops so's you can shows me that Ring of Fire routine. I loves that."

"Yeah," said Dash, "I'll do it! I know that some day, the Wonderbolts will fall in love with that stunt and totally let me join!"

>>27702387
Someone's a little desperate to be in a thread simulator.

>>27702379
> "I'd do anything for you."

>>27702424
>implying scootaloo can read

Posting a little Octavia

Oh shit guys did you piss off the mod again?

>>27702244
Hardhat.
Duh.

>>27702259
I think you should stop using the Direct Hit.

>>27702475
Yet spam isn't?

>>27702485
Spah sappin mah sugarcube.

>>27702484
Someone posting furry porn got banned for posting furry porn. The people that troll pony threads - which are probably the same people that post furry porn in them - are declaring victory because of this. It's rather mystifying.

>>27702484
Here's hoping he offs the porn posters.
>>27702516
>>27702475
See any porn here, asspine?

Chapter 1

I met the floor with a painful smash. I had fallen out of bed, again, and not only am I in great pain, but I am very angry that my lucid dream ended so soon. I was controlling a dream in which I was a part of pony ville, the one place I want to be. My life is full of anger and misery, and when I found My little pony, I found myself losing my grip on reality very quickly. I let out a pained sigh. I will never be a part of pony ville. The loss of connection to reality and submersion in my little pony had grown me to build a crush on Rainbow dash, and the hard truth spits in my face telling me I will never see Twilight Sparkle or Rainbow Dash, and the thought was tearing me into a depression. I picked up my laptop, and before turning it on, look at my reflection in the screen. I wasn't bad looking, and I was quite shy, but my face showed obvious signs of depression. I switched the machine on, and began reading one of my favorite fanfics. I liked to read and write fanfics, because it helped him escape to my dream world of pony ville, but I found that it just made me more and more unhappy when I was away. My only way to compensate, was to read more.

>>27702551

Not trolling you with the porn, but hey. Whatever gets you spamming fucks outta /co/ ;)

>>27702535
But noone will trade a strange rocket launcher for it.....

>>27702567

Twilight flipped through another page in her book, studying hard and thoroughly. She read about amazing, interesting and intriguing places, with other species, food, culture and intellect. She looked up to think for a second, and she noticed, she had studied all night and it was 10am the next day. Twilight giggled at her stupidity, and she broke from her studying. Twilight sighed deeply. She loved the world that was out there, but she knew the closest she would ever get was through books. She suddenly became saddened, and she started for the door to get some fresh air. On her way out, she stopped and looked at her reflection. She tilted her head and smiled at herself. She wasn't a bad looking mare, but she was too shy and socially awkward. She longed to meet someone like her, who also was awkward and intelligent. Everyone she knew was just so, out there. She wished she could find a way to get to these other worlds, and discover new things. Pony ville was old now. Nothing new ever really happened. She wouldn't stand for it. She ran back into her library and started pulling books off the shelf. She ransacked her library, and she found it eventually. "Portals and extra-terrestrial gateways" the book read. She opened the book, but she found her lost sleep catching up very fast with her, and she fell unconscious on the spot, book lying on her face.

>>27702536
Well, Roasted Bread got banned for spammign constantly in a general so

Also:
>implying the porn isn't going to posted spoilered with clear in-post warnings anyway because really, if you still click a spoilered post after you've been clearly warned it contains nsfw you deserve whatever you get

>CAPTCHA: trynably laws

>>27702578
There'd be much less posts about ponies if abdomen-misappropriated gentlemen such as yourself would stop posting in the threads dedicated to them.

>Fanfiction
Who let Poonychan in here again?

>>27702259
Stop posting this man. Nobody cares.

>Fanfiction
Sure is Ponychan in here.

>>27702567
this is going to be worse than the fucking spam
please stop

why the hell was this thread made prior to the imagelimit of >>27699621 ?

>>27702582

You can get a strange rocket launcher for a Direct Hit?

Better give mine away

>>27702485
Well, that's pretty awesome, actually. Thanks for the serious answer.

>>27702609
Posting porn under spoiler tags is still breaking the worksafe board rule. Doing it makes you an asshat. Don't do it, post your porn elsewhere, /co/ is /b/ enough even without your input.

>Looks at the sticky

So.....Pony threads are banned?

>>27702772
>Reading comprehension.
I wish school lasted all summer.

>>27702772
Pony porn is banned.

>>27702772
>porn
>generals are banned hurr hurr

Free lobotomies today?

non-bump for prior thread still active.

MOTHER OF GOD IT'S ALL TOILET SOUNDS

>>27702772
No you dumbshit.
Furry porn is banned.
MLP FIM is not furry porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCs3JrGOEVE&feature=channel_video_title

>>27702859
Did you just show up?

Like, just now?

Really?

>>27702817
>>27702803
>>27702826
I think he was implying that all pony threads are porn threads.

>>27702912

>>27702894
No, my internet is acting like shit right now, it takes about 1 minute for my post to actually post.

Another person used my Gala Dress designs for Lyra and BonBon! :D

>mfw i see sticky "NO FURRY PORN"

Could...
Could this be.. the dawn of a new era.. for MLP generals?

>>27703008
Yeah, let's just hope they enforce the rule.

>>27702859

>>27703008
I give it 3 days before they stop giving a fuck

What will the prudes complain about once the porn is gone?

>>27702516
>>27702475

I'll let you know if I see any...

>>27703008
They will probably go back to how they were several months ago.

IOW, more ponyhate spam, less furry porn, more ponyhaters gorespamming/pornspamming/sagebombing etc etc etc.
Least I hope thats what happens.
It would be way better than it is now.

>>27703097
nothing because the world will end before porn will go away

>>27702992
If I had waited one more minute, my point would have been 20% cooler in the other thread.
CURSES!

>>27703097
ponychan
/b/ pony threads
Luke Allen
Nathan
Terrible fanfiction and OC's.

80 degrees when I tell that bitch please

>>27702994
>:D

>>27703190
Luke Allen, in both /b/ pony threads and ponychan, talking to Nathan about their terrible fanfiction and OCs.

Can we please talk about ponies instead of meta bullshit about what's banned and what isn't? Kthx

Guys

>>>/tg/15580544
we on /tg/ do NOT want ponies in any form, even reaction images, OK?

>>27703293
But this "meta bullshit" and "whats been banned" is more interesting than ponies right now. so fuck you.

>>27703313

You are so fucking stupid it isn't even funny.
Clearly everyone on /co/ goes to /tg/ and puts ponies there.

Clearly.

>>27703313
Okay, I will personally visit the house every single brony on both /b/ and /co/ and ask them nicely in person to stop it.

>>27703353

I'm not saying you guys do, i just want you to know that.

>>27703313
>bitching about reaction images pertaining to a certain fandom
>MFW

>>27703377

Then why not tell it to the ponyfags on /tg/ instead of /co/?

You're not helping the situation at all. You're complaining about something we can't fix.

>>27703409

I want you to feel guilty.

>Porn is bannable
>See this >>27700719
Wat do

>>27703424

We feel guilty about something that we didn't do.

Okay.

>>27703377
>implying it isn't fa/tg/guys posting ponys on /tg/

>>27703377
Why aren't ponies allowed on tg? We even have pony game based on Savage Worlds.

>>27703224
Hey, I never post OCs or porn. All I do is attention-whore.

Now let's talk about ponies!

How far up a Pegasus' wings does the fur end and the feathers begin?

>>27703435
Sure is double standard in here.

>>27703435
Furry porn is bannable, not porn in general.

>>27703458

I think as soon as the wings touch the body the feathers begin.

>>27703409
>/co/
>/tg/

>>27703435

It says furry porn, but eh, lammy thread yesterday or so was full of furry porn featuring Lammy and nobody gave a shit.

Pretending that ban was not due to bias against ponies is stupid.

>>27703488
Why? Are the mods furryphobes?

>>27703435
FURRY PORN is bannable.
That is not FURRY PORN.

what the fuck is this meta bullshit, guys.

Thoughts about Season 2?
Anything?

>>27702994
D'aww.

>>27703512
>porn on a sfw board is not bannable
end of discussion.

>>27703500

Are cutie marks on both sides of a pony or on one side?

Or does it just magically change to fix our perspective?

Which video games would each pony play?

>>27703523
I just want to see how bad the unavoidable namedrop of 'brony' is.

See if I can convince myself it wont be tacky and horrible

>>27703511
No furry porn outside /b/ has always been the rule, crumb bum.

>>27703511
No, furry porn is an abomination, furrys are despicable people. The world is better without both.

>>27703511
>Why is furry porn not allowed?

>>27703558
Well that's just discrimination against furries :(

>>27703523
I think it still has hope. As long as Lauren Faust still gets a say in what's cool and not cool, it should be fine.
I'll reserve my official judgement until it airs. If it sucks, I will throw the television out my window with the plug tied around my neck.

>>27703545

Fluttershy would play Resident Evil and be friends with all the zombies.

She would probably be scared of the voice acting though.

>>27703488
On blue boards any kind of porn is bannable. Agreeing with it doesn't make me a prude, we have a billion porn boards and there are entire chans for just porn, even poorly drawn ponies.

May I ask a question?

Do some of you guys on /co/ believe my gala dress designs for Lyra and BonBon seem appropriate in MLP-Universe?
I mean, the other dresses have torso exposing openings while my dress designs have closed tops, more or less hiding their torsos.

I'd like your opinions, plz.

>>27703511
No, they're just faggots and they're jealous.

>>27703511
Not really, this is a worksafe board and for fuck's sake people spammed this place to high heaven with pictures of quivering, penis-pounded pony plot.

>>27703582
Discrimination against furries is good discrimination.

Deal with it.

>>27703488

See: >>27702771

While I do hate furry porn, whats the difference between the porn that pops up here in /co/?

>>27703601
>Fluttershy would play resident evil and get killed constantly
FTFY

>>27703582
glad you get that. now gtfo

>>27703543

they are on both sides

>>27703582
>>27703576
>>27703569
>>27703558

Dropping my Tripcode for a second to pass filters.

ANY. PORN. ON. SAFE. FOR. WORK. BOARDS. ARE. NOT. ALLOWED.

/co/. IS. A. SAFE. FOR. WORK. BOARD.

>Picture of a mangled pony impaled on spikes, disemboweled and decapitated with impossible amounts of blood

Seems ok to me!

>Picture of a pony with a vagina

OH GOD GET IT AWAY I'M FUCKING ALLERGIC HOYL SHTI ASDFJKL;

>>27703523

We still have Renzetti and Thiessen on-board. I'm not expecting the worst, but I'm not expecting it to be particularly revolutionary as far as making an about-face from the first season.

>>27703626
That's what people said about gays a few years ago, but then they matured and accepted them.
The same thing will happen for furries, just give it a few years.

>>27703545
I'm drawing a blank right on most of them but:

Pinkie Pie - Mario Party
Applejack - Farmville

>>27703607
Agreeing with the rule doesn't make you a prude, it just makes you a dick.

Not liking porn is what makes you a prude.

I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET OUR CUTIE MARKS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OxtHSQLiZE

>>27703601

Now i want to see Twilight's reaction to those MGS audio clips that feature her voice.

>and then twilight was the lesbians

>>27703608
Lyra's is lovely

BonBons is good, but ever so slightly, frumpy maybe?

Perhaps make it a slightly more vibrant colour?

>>27703637
Can't wait to october, besides FiM with Spanish Dub starts on October too.

>>27703646

>comparing exhibitionist fetishists with a sexual orientation

haha oh wow

>>27703646

comparing being furry to being gay is bad and you should feel bad.

>>27703523
It's going to be good but everyone will claim that it sucks shit when compared to the first one.
People will find reasons as to why it happened that way, perhaps Faust's lesser presence or something.
Then, a few years later, people will realize that it had subtle details and start a movement that will hype it up.
It will the Majora's Mask of the franchise and will get so popular then that it'll be more hipster to claim that the first one was better.

>>27703545
Pinkie: Mario Party/waglan games
Fluttershy: Viva Pinata
Twilight: Ultima
Applejack: Farmville
Dash: Ace Combat
Rarity: I dunno, some girly dress-up crap.

>>27703663

Applejack, assuming she was able to utilize a computer would probably be play some MMORPG.

Grinding all day.

>>27703625
> quivering, penis-pounded pony plot.
Why do I want this AFTER I championed banning it?

>>27703675

Lyra is adorable.

Bon Bon is a hate machine.

>>27703690

>FiM with Spanish Dub starts on October too.

sauce?

>>27703664
I like porn. I don't make porn threads or post porn on /co/ because I am not retarded and want to talk about comics and cartoons instead.

>>27703690
Season 1 or 2? just wondering because I remember moidock brandishing his e-peen of translating the first season.

Mods sure love messing with Pony threads.

Marker is free. Post it if you like.

>>27703690
Woops, meant to quote:

>>27703523

Fluttershy would totally play Animal Crossing.

>>27703545
Rainbow Dash-Ace Combat
Twilight-Starcraft/Age of Empires/Command and Conquer/etc.
Pinkie Pie-Attack of the Mutant Penguins
Applejack-COD
Fluttershy-The Sims
Rarity-Wouldn't do something as peasant-like as playing games

>>27703698
>>27703697
Gayness:
First was viewed as being wrong, then was accepted as a sexual orientation.
Furry:
First was viewed as being wrong, and will become accepted as a sexual orientation.

Not much of a difference.

Alright I guess I'm done with this, I didn't fix everything that was mentioned though since it was all on one layer and I got bored of this picture pretty fast.

So rule34 of only some characters is furry but not others

>>27703545
Twilight: RPG's, because she spends that much time indoors and loves boosting her stats and using strategy.
Rainbow: Fighting, racing, anything competitive, where she can gloat about how awesome she is.
Pinkie Pie: Interactive games, like Wii Fit or Kinect
Rarity: Creative games, Minecraft, SIMs,etc.
Applejack: Doesn't own anything newer than a first gen Nintendo, so Punch-Out and Mario.
Fluttershy: Nintendogs, Neopets, anything that has you taking care of acreature.

>>27703697
Homosexualists are nothing but ass-reaming sadists and half-men who want nothing more than good traditional hard-working heterosexual HUMANS to redefine sex, love, romance, and marriage to suit their sick and twisted fantasies of being pounded and reamed by their absent and failed fathers.

I much prefer the good honest all-American furries who openly admit to fapping to Babs Bunny, thank you.

>>27703730
>Fluttershy playing Animal Crossing

Yeah, until she accidentally manages to make one of them angry. then she never plays it again because she'd be too afraid to.

>>27703663
>>27703701
>Applejack: Rune Factory/Harvest Moon
FTFY

>>27703667

That video filled me with rage.

>>27703714
Pic related, juanpanda (the dude who first uploaded the spanish subs to youtube) e-mailed hasbro mexico.

>>27703716
Season 1, there's already the intro in spanish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfK-ddlUcgA

>>27703741
looks waaaaaaay to much like rarity, it's all in the mouth.

It isnt sweet and small, but cocky and confident.

Makes sense, but it doesnt seem nearly as much like SB
also what the fuck does that cutie mark mean?

Otherwise Ballin, you got any other stuff of yours to post?

>>27703741
That's fucking awesome. Could you please get yourself a name and trip and set up a livestream?

>>27703644
I find both disgusting, abd glad at least one is gone

>>27702259
I commend your efforts!

Your assignment today /co/:

Come up with an explanation for Bon Bon's bad attitude.

>>27703738

you don't seem to understand what is a sexual orientation.

First off, semantics, Furries can be Gay, but not all gay people are furries. Being a furry is associating yourself with a group of people, being Gay is an attribute asigned to people due to their sexual orientation.

Next, being gay is an acceptable life style in the sense that that you're a functional person who happens to bone the same sex, while furry life style is IMPOSSIBLE to operate in the real world or any place outside the imaginations of people, if you're a furry and role play online, that's fine, but if you want to wear a fur suit at all time and pretend you're a fox and shit, well, that won't work in soceity and that's why it's NOT THE FUCKING SAME.

>>27703690

Is official in mexico now?

>>27703625
Well now that's a load of horseshit. A newfag incompetent mod banned a couple of pony generals yesterday because he didn't know what he was doing and mistook them for meta threads. Now today he deleted an anti-pony troll thread that had an MS picture in the OP.

>>27703807

She stays on /b/ all the time. /B/on /B/on.

>>27703807
She's a bitch. Did you see the way she treated Rarity in Green isn't your color?

>>27703807
Lyra oversaved her Recettear gamefile.

>>27703769
Ban evasion is a bannable offense.

>>27703823
Yeah, look here.

>>27703780

>>27703796
It's a western slight; it's growing more and more acceptable to expose children to endless peals of thunder and violence and blood and robots - see Transformers 3 - but unthinkable that a child should see a breast for even the briefest glimpse.

That's right. We're to cheer Optimus killing an enemy combatant in the head without further questioning in the big opening to Transformers 2 but can't shut the fuck up over Janet's tit hanging out.

What the actual fuck, America.

>>27703738
that's fucking retarded, you are fucking retarded and you should be ashamed.

>>27703741
This is beautiful

>>27703817
Being a gay furry is equivalent to being bisexual.
Gay people run around in pink and act like lustful faggots, what's the difference between a stripper outfit and a fursuit?

>>27703780

>Discovery Kids

Dammit.

I mean, it makes sense, but i was hoping CN would pick it up like in UK.

>>27703738
I hope not.

Y'see, homosexuality and other things are due to genetic predetermination. i mean, mostly anyway.

There is no genetic reason for wanting to fuck animals, that I know of, so i doubt there will be much support.

Listen, I jack off to furry, I dont search it out or anything, but it's not like I give a fuck.

It's just pussy, anyway, I hide it well. But whats with the fucking victim complex most of you have?

>>27703807
What bad attitude? She was understandably upset when some punk ass filly flilled her bags with apples.

>>27703842

Yes, Hence bad attitude. The idea is to explain the origin of her bitchyness. What turned her into such.

Most ponies are pretty likable and care free, so what turned Bon Bon into the equine hate machine we all know and love.

>>27703741

Is very very good, the only problem i have is the mane, too much like rarity and i like the sweetie mane.

>>27703807

She's been demoted to couch duty for a while

>>27703900

She was a dick to rarity in green isn't your color as well. (with an even worse voice)

>>27703847
I wasn't banned for anything though

>>27703901
Well, she was actually a very nice pony before the big breakup with Lyra.

>>27703929
I got banned for ban evasion even though I wasn't banned either.

It's all very strange.

>>27703906
Her kid's acting up something fierce and she can't so much as leave her alone during the day for fear she'll set the house on fire (like she did last time!) and at night won't go to bed at a decent hour.

With Lyra's Conservatory schedule and her own tutoring, it's getting awfully hard to cuddle and kiss without one or the other falling asleep just as the mood strikes.

I'd be pretty cagey too. Wouldn't you?

>>27703920
She thought she'd get to see a celebrity, but instead got some unicorn trying to unload her rags on her.

>>27703901
she had a violent stroke, her voice changed too. She's recovering

>>27703894

Both are shunned by society and they should, that's the point, and flashy "in your face" gay people are a disgrace to gay people, just like fursuiters are. I suggest you examine what being gay and what being furry is about before you go on.

>>27703900
"I DIDN'T PUT THOSE APPLES IN MY BAAAG!"
My ears bled

>>27703859
I wish I had a reaction image amazing enough to show how much I agree with this post.

>>27703998
>rags

>>27703859
this is so true it hurts

>>27703859
Reminds me of a certain book, actually.

>>27704029
It was more like
"AYE DIDUNT PUHT DOSE IN MAI BAAAHHG!"

>can't describe mfw hasbro would announce THIS as new G5 pony..

>>27703738

>Gayness:
>First was viewed as being wrong, then was accepted as a sexual orientation.
>Pedophilia and baby-fucking:
>First was viewed as being wrong, and will become accepted as a sexual orientation.

>Not much of a difference.

This is what you sound like.

>>27703993

>mfw you turn lyra and bonbon in a shitty marry couple.

Guys, what the hell is this thread right now? Seriously, I'm not even sure what we are talking about anymore.

>>27704020
>>27703894
Both of you.

>>27703785
Yeah people said it looked too much like Rarity but as I said I was a little too lazy to do anything about it. I thought about giving her a smiling mouth but I couldn't get it to look right. Maybe I will try drawing older Sweetie Belle in the future and try to make her look less like Rarity, though I don't really like drawing too much of the same thing
I just copied the cutie mark from previous Hasbro merchandise and pictures
And not really, since this is the first time I've drawn in quite a while
>>27703791
Really? Perhaps I will then I guess

>>27704098
So you're saying you're comparing baby rape to homosexuality.

Stay classy, Slywit.

>>27704095

Don't worry. They didn't catch on before and they won't catch on later. I'm pretty sure they won't even think about doing that.

>>27704090
Leave Orwell alone, he doesn't deserve to be associated with this shit.

>>27703859
pretty much this. gore, and hospital series (like actual hospitals and actual patients, showing their procedures) are hosted during daytime hours, but so god help you if you provide just the slightest tinge of sideboob, you get curb stomped.

>>27703859
You're completely misinterpreting the ban on furry porn.

The ban on furry porn is NOT ON MORAL OR AESTHETIC GROUNDS.

It's merely a way to keep furry drama out of /co/ and 4chan in general.

That is all. Nothing moral. Nothing aesthetic-related. Simply a way to keep the furry "culture" at bay.

>>27704098
>yfw pedophilia wasn't viewed as wrong until recently in history

>>27703859
That's why I'm annoyed by drawfags who love to draw gore, but wouldn't soil their precious little reputations by drawing 34.

>>27704117
>see furfaggotry compared to pedophilia
>get so mad you can't even come up with a decent counter argument

Apple Bloom tried to con BonBon into a sale and Photo Finish made other ponies into snobs... including BonBon, but that was a one-time thing.

Personally, I think it's foalish how people think BonBon as a hate machine.

Here's a pic to rectify that.

>>27704116
Please do, especially the livestream, I would love to see how you did that.

>>27704111
You don't like married couples, that's fine, but I think being married and having a wife can be just as sexy as being a single person just skirting from one relationship or job to another.

It's more difficult and it's not as 'loose and free' but it has a lot of charm and stability.

Oh wait right you want to see totally hot lesbian action forever, no juice breaks or naps.

Yo.

Faceless did we aggre on Snips or Snails?

>>27704150
>>27704034
>>27704081
>>27704090
>>27704145
If this was the reason for the furry porn ban, then ALL porn would be banned.

The reason there's a furry porn ban is to prevent furry internet culture from seeping into 4chan.

>>27704098
I am pro-pedo, as I believe that almost everyone in society today is a pedophobe just because they were told to be one, but that's not my point.
I'm just saying that furries NEED rights.

>>27704113
It started with meta, then fanfiction, then /tg/ blaming us for ponies, then hopes for season 2, then the spanish dub, and i think there's a furry debate, and then Discussing Bon Bon.

I'm just lurking.

>>27704151
>implying that justifies it

>>27704117

no, he is saying that the guy defending furries likens being gay to horrible shit like baby rape.

>>27704125

I hope so but... it's 100% clear than in one time, ponies will chance. Maybe not 2011 or 2012, but one time it will happen :(

>>27704172
I'm sorry, but you're not a human Lyra. This site is for HUMANS. Stop posting.

>>27704098
except that's true

The age of consent is 12-14 in most civilized European countries. Pedophilia is a moral panic witch hunt in the states, get with the times, luddite.

>>27704190
Don't know who you are, but in most cases I choose Snails.

>>27704202
People get banned for porn in other threads all the fucking time. None of you guys know this, though, because you only come here for the ponies.

>>27704150
Someone was equating porn to ultra-violence and pointing out that one is more acceptable in conscience, when both can be really disturbing and off-putting. One just gets a free ride for some goddamn reason.

I'm not suggesting "oh lawl let's let the furry porn parade begin!"

I'm saying western culture is REALLY over-sensitive about sexual content AT ALL.

>Getting buttfrustrated when posting furryporn on a SFW board gets you banned

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>27703718
Who doesn't? It's funny.

>>27704186

You know, i was kidding but nvm.

>>27703989
I get banned for 'shitting up /a/' having never posted on /a/ ever

>>27703738
I'm furry, and reading the accounts of gay people and my fellow furries matches my experience. Humans are just icky, but anthros have that vavoom that makes me stand at attention.

I imagine a day when the alt sexualities are referred to as the Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, Transgender, Furry, Otherkin community.

What's with the sudden porn influx? Are we being raided?

>>27704251
furries, man. What're ya gonna do. Kids never quite understood that this wasn't a board for furry porn. Frankly, I hope they all get banned because they don't belong here.

>>27704248
Try posting in /h/

I fucking guarantee if you even slightly break a rule you are banned instantly. Unsurprisingly it's a slow board.

>>27704098
100 years ago the age of consent in north america was 12.

in the 70's there were child porn magazines on news stands in europe.

the obsession with the age 18 has only been a recent phenomenon in our history.

So...which character has the LEAST pretty eyes?

Someone getting decapitate is A-OK on American television, but god help you if you show a nipple. This is a Christian nation, we don't tolerate that deviant trash.

>>27704234
>BABYFUCK BABYFUCK IT'S AWWWWRIGHT!

lol okay yuropein

>>27704208
>lurking
Princess Celestia: ... Run.

>>27704248
I'm talking about the 4chan-wide ban on furry porn. If the ban was on moral grounds, then /d/ wouldn't exist. If it were on aesthetic grounds, then /h/ wouldn't exist, and ALL porn would be banned.

The ban on furry porn is not a moral stance. It's simply a way to keep furry drama to a minimum.

>>27704258
There's some Law of the Internet where, no matter how hard you're trying ti impart sarcasm, it can be virtually invisible in the final product. I'm sorry for not gleaning your subtext.

>>27704273
Don't leave out Pedosexuality bro.

>>27704098
>Pedophilia
>First was viewed as being wrong

>>27704234
>The age of consent is 12-14 in Europe

The lowest age of consent in Europe is 13, and only in Spain. In the rest of Europe it is 14 or even higher.

>>27704277

I see no porn.

All I see is best pony.

Lets discuss why Fluttershy is best pony.

>>27703738
I'm furry, and reading the accounts of gay people and my fellow furries matches my experience. Humans are just icky, but anthros have that vavoom that makes me stand at attention.

I don't know if it's genetic or psychological, but it's real to me.

I imagine a day when the alt sexualities are referred to as the Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, Transgender, Furry, Otherkin community.

>>27704304


Their eyes are the same...their faces are the same.

What are you on about?

>>27704273
>otherkin

this isnt fucking oblivion

>>27704273

i doubt you're a furry, what with not understanding furry is NOT a sexual orientation and calling people "humans" as if you were not one.

>>27704207
>I am pro-pedo, as I believe that almost everyone in society today is a pedophobe just because they were told to be one
Way to be a contrarian.
>I'm just saying that furries NEED rights.
Furries have their rights. The internet is a place where all that stops, however.
>The age of consent is 12-14 in most civilized European countries.
It's lower, but I don't think quite as low as that. Even Denmark and Sweden are at 15, and they're perhaps the most progressive.

>>27704355
>best pony
>Fluttershy
>Not Rarity

Clearly there is something wrong here.

>>27704186

This is the kind of fiction i want to read, Chistery please go and read Part of two by butterscoth, and NEVER write something like that.

>>27704372
If you lump me in with Otherkin I will snap your fucking neck.

>>27704355
go to bed megasweet, you have commisions to do.

>>27704375
colors
next time ill specify because this is so hard to understand

>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16208587
>Swiss Med Wkly. 2005 Aug 20;135(33-34):488-94.
>Psychiatrische Klinik, Kantonsspital Luzern, Switzerland. andreas.frei@ksl.ch

The connection between the consumption of pornography and "contact-crimes" is unclear. The Internet has facilitated the mass consumption of pornography in general and specifically illegal pornography such as child-pornography. In 1999, the owners of "Landslide Production Inc.", an international provider of child-pornography in the USA were arrested and the credit-card-numbers of their clients were put at the disposal of the law enforcement agencies of the countries concerned.
METHODS:

Roughly 1300 Swiss citizens were subsequently arrested in the course of the nationwide action "Genesis". In the canton of Lucerne 33 men were identified. The police-files of these men were screened for psychosocial, criminological and psychosexual data.
RESULTS:

Most of these middle-aged men held comparatively elevated professional positions, only ten were married, eleven had never had an intimate relationship to a woman, and only thirteen of them had children. Only one of them had a relevant criminal record. The level of abuse depicted in the illegal material was high, all but one consumed pornography from other fields of sexual deviation. The personal statements of the offenders in general were hardly reliable, in three cases, however, the diagnosis of sexual deviation could be established from the files. The estimated time some of the offenders must have spent online in order to retrieve the material allows the diagnosis of Pathological Internet-Use.
CONCLUSIONS:


Deviant sexual fantasies seem to be widespread also among men otherwise not registered for any offences. The consumption of even particularly disgusting material may not be a specific risk factor for "contact" crimes.

>>27704355
Fluttershy is as a character is as boring as watching paint dry.
Let's talk about an actual awesome pony.

This thread is near-irredeemably meta, and I know this post is just adding to that jumble...

>>27704355
Your opinion differs from mine, as Mrs Cake is my choice, but regardless I do not voice dislike against your favourite.

>>27704172

Because she is, at least how she was presented in the show. And whats presented in the show trumps any amount of fanart or fanfiction.

>>27704407
>faceless' commision

perhaps he should stay up a little longer

>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19602221
>BMC Psychiatry. 2009 Jul 14;9:43.
>Department of Justice, Canton of Zurich, Switzerland. jerome.endrass@ji.zh.ch

There is an ongoing debate on whether consumers of child pornography pose a risk for hands-on sex offenses. Up until now, there have been very few studies which have analyzed the association between the consumption of child pornography and the subsequent perpetration of hands-on sex offenses. The aim of this study was to examine the recidivism rates for hands-on and hands-off sex offenses in a sample of child pornography users using a 6 year follow-up design.
METHODS:

The current study population consisted of 231 men, who were subsequently charged with consumption of illegal pornographic material after being detected by a special operation against Internet child pornography, conducted by the Swiss police in 2002. Criminal history, as well as recidivism, was assessed using the criminal records from 2008.
RESULTS:

4.8% (n = 11) of the study sample had a prior conviction for a sexual and/or violent offense, 1% (n = 2) for a hands-on sex offense, involving child sexual abuse, 3.3% (n = 8) for a hands-off sex offense and one for a nonsexual violent offense. When applying a broad definition of recidivism, which included ongoing investigations, charges and convictions, 3% (n = 7) of the study sample recidivated with a violent and/or sex offense, 3.9% (n = 9) with a hands-off sex offense and 0.8% (n = 2) with a hands-on sex offense.
CONCLUSION:

Consuming child pornography alone is not a risk factor for committing hands-on sex offenses - at least not for those subjects who had never committed a hands-on sex offense. The majority of the investigated consumers had no previous convictions for hands-on sex offenses. For those offenders, the prognosis for hands-on sex offenses, as well as for recidivism with child pornography, is favorable.

This thread is going in a direction I don't think anyone likes.

>>27704090
The movie just started playing on tv

>>27704306
If you want to see a nipple so badly, go watch a fucking movie.

>>27704439
hey, hey

MS doesn't do scat, no worries about it being that.

I stopped coming to these threads frequently a week after the season ended and I have to say this is the worst thread I've seen in months. Also, shoutouts to mods actually doing something about the pony porn.

>>27704439
What did he commission MS to draw?

>>27704450

Well, it is discussion, and well thought out discussion like this one seems to be beneficial. However, this isn't a very good place to discuss such a thing.

>>27704277

MAH BOII, you'd know if this was a raid because they'd be gay porn pictures errywhere instead of "hey, why can't we just, you know, spoiler our porn like erryone else?"

In otherwords, some valid questions, some rhetorical questions and some goddamn retarded questions abotut the new porn 'rules' (in that sticky) general.

Personally, so long as you put your shit in a spoiler and give a warning ( A "Hey, NSFW" at the top of you post, for example), then I don't really mind. I mean, that's how its done almost erry other board and thread, don't see why that should change just because the content of said porn isn't soemthing you agree with.

Maybe if they let you Americans look at CP, you wouldn't rape kids so much. Looking at CP is a victimless crime, and it reduces the likelihood of contact crimes.

Cute ponies?

>>27704372
You say you're sexually attracted to things that don't exist. It can't be a real sexual orientation.

>>27704303
>the obsession with the age 18
16 in most of Europe, 15 in some European countries. To be honest, I don't think many 15 year olds are old enough to give consent, but I don't think there's anything wrong with being attracted to them.

Either way being attracted to 12-year-olds and fucking 12-year-olds are two completely different things. I do believe children of 12 cannot consent in the legal sense, and it's better for society to draw the line at 15-16-17-18 or so than to put at risk the mental well-beiing of children.

>>27704402

Second.

>NAMbLA promotors advocating pedophilia on MLP threads

Why does this not surprise me in the slightest? Not even the Sonic fandom is this deviant

>>27704507

Sure

>>27704273
That would make it the LBGTFO community, right?

What's going on in this thread? I'm so confused.

>>27704511
>"mental well-being"

Getting a dick stuck in your is a psychological trauma, now? This "save the children" horseshit is going a little too far.

>>27704402
We have different writing styles, I think it'd be hard to approximate her writing even if I tried.

How many people think Twilight would make a really terrible novelist? Like on the order of Brian Griffon's "Faster Than The Speed of Love."

>>27704534

It all came out of a ban on furry porn too.

Funny how the world works.

>>27704501
No, stop.

Just. Stop. That.

any/all discussion voicing pro/con opinions about child pornography renders you a hefty ban.

>>27704355
Because her voice speaks at the exact frequency of cuteness that makes males grin like idiots.

>>27703545
Twilight: Dating sims. You know, for research purposes.
Applejack: Age of Empires, Civilization.
Rainbow Dash: Ace Combat, any flying simulation game.
Rarity: Second Life. Spends all her time designing and building avatar dresses.
Fluttershy: Probably some "pet hospital" sort of game.
Pinkie Pie: Real Life (hey, to her it's a game)

Spike: Grand Theft Auto

>>27704507
I'm okay with that

>>27704186

You are just as bad as what you criticize. Thinking everyone has to be paired up with someone, and worse, you delve into the obnoxious realm of hypershipping where everyone has to have a child. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Characters can't just be, you know, best friends or anything.

>>27704306
>This is a Christian nation
I'm laughing for real right now.

>>27704534
Go somewhere else if you don't like it, you Americunt prude. Go back to Ponychan.

>>27704556
Okay this is the stupidest post. I'm out.

>>27704556
>Getting a dick stuck in your is a psychological trauma, now?

>>27704572
>you are allowed to discuss anything, as long as it's something I agree with

Stay classy, Americans.

This is the worst pony general ever.

We aren't even talking about ponies.

>>27704509
I'm also transgender-neuter, or M2N if you prefer. Although my plumbing works fine and I don't want the surgery, I don't think anyone would even offer to do it if I did want to transition.

Well, my plans to spam ponis on facebook were foiled. Facebook doesn't support BBCode. Really? I mean really? What the fuck? How else am I supposed to reply to any party mentioning post with Pinkie, or reply with claims of 20% coolerness? I am disappoint.

>>27704496

Do you have water on the brain? Posting porn on blue SFW boards has ALWAYS been against the rules, regardless if they are spoilered or not. And the mods have clarified this to posters time after time

Read the rules for once

>>27703511 here
I like where this thread is going.

>>27704403
You're a pre-op mtf transsexual. You really don't have much of a platform to stand on.

>>27704637
>american
Just saying, from opinion, even if you get into a moral discussion ranging child pornography, the mods won't care. This has nothing to do with what I think about the topic, it's what they'll do, without fail.

>>27704641
its far from the worst.

But damn, stalking talking about sexual deviancy.

Tell you what, you want a sweet little story that happened a little while ago?

I posted it before but hey

>>27704578

>Girl
>Playing dating sims

Do dating sims for girls even exist? Also Applejack would suck at any grand strategy because she'd focus far too much on economy.

>>27704627

>>27704154

I'm annoyed by the opposite, please tell me of what gore artists you know of.

>>27704601
Well, obviously we're not. But all the prudery is.

Okay, fuck this thread. I don't care what you fap to I don't care if you're gay I don't fucking care. Get this shit out of /co/.

I'm going to go try to enjoy some cartoons and comics. Enjoy your autism, ponyfags, I quit.

/r/ the applebloom pic, Use a tray!

>>27704691
Noel.

>>27704675
this is the stupidest longest running rumor thing ive ever hear
stop talking about tripfags you dumbfags
this is pony general

>>27704595
No, not everyone has to have a child. I'm not on a crusade to produce so-called lesbian butt babies. That's not the case with anything I've written other than Lyra and Bon Bon, who in fanon have a child together.

Marginalizing married people in romance literature happens in all kinds of genres. It's heavily implied the moment you're married -- and have kids, that is -- your real romantic life is over and there's nothing left but paying bills and praying to god Tim Allen's stupid fucking character doesn't shoot himself in the testicles with a nailgun again, a la Home Improvement.

That isn't cool. If a relationship's developed to the point you're married and have a stepchild or biological child, things change - but it doesn't make it less fulfilling or interesting to read necessarily.

I like to write romantic and non-romantic relationships and funny stories. I think 'hypershipping' isn't something I'd want to write even if I knew what the sam Hell you meant by it.

It sounds like something from Starship Troopers, and not in a good or fun way.

>>27704728
No, this is a thread for the pedofurs to express their views.

>>27704641
We've had worse.

But this ranks pretty high.

How about them cute ponies?

Why does Scootaloo idolize a Flight School drop-out?

>>27703608

Honestly I think they are a bit too human like. Pony dresses, no matter how fancy, are based on saddles, and the saddle should be the base from which you work up. Yours, though pretty, look more like human dresses with a saddle strapped over them.

>>27704714 I'm going to go try to enjoy some cartoons and comics

I am too!

One of those cartoons is going to be My Little Pony.

Have fun being mad at me!

>>27704760
>your real romantic life is over and there's nothing left but paying bills and praying to god Tim Allen's stupid fucking character doesn't shoot himself in the testicles with a nailgun again, a la Home Improvement.

>>27704715

Ask and ye shall receive.

Most of the time anyways.

>>27704772

Oh man, I want to stick my penis in that underage horse

>>27704685
guess not then

>>27704675
> I'm being a raging retard faggot and nothing can stop me!

No, seriously, you know Otherkin are convinced they can turn into werewolves and identify as Sonic characters and shit, right? Someone in a male body who wants female plumbing is at least in the realm of shit that isn't Twilight.

>>27704641
I came in whilst looking for the HSG when the paedophilia arguments started and cracked open a beer.

Its funny when its not happening to your threads.

Everypony shut the fuck up.

Just shut the fuck up.

And talk about some god damn ponies.

How long do you think the fight between Celestia and Nightmare Moon was before she finally got sick of her shit and used the elements to banish her to the moon?

>>27704643
So.... you want to fuck things that don't exist, but you don't want either set of parts that exists to fuck them with?

Wow. You're really fucking messed up.

>>27704822
>and cracked open a bear
>bear

>>27704783

Because Scoot's parents are drug addicts who want to sell her off to the highest bidder.

A flight school dropout with dreams and ambition is better than that.

>>27704831
about forty-two days of constant fighting.

OK, this thread is beyond saving. If you want to talk about meta shit, CP, or furry porn, stay here. If you want an MLP general:
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
>>27704794
First poster gets to decide topic!

>>27704822
>Not cracking open a bear

>implying 12 year olds are "children"

Most girls are done with puberty by then. Get over it prudes, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to 12 year olds.

>>27704840
If they're sub and originally male-bodied they can derive pleasure to orgasm through prostate stimulation. it's not all that implausible.

>>27704817

Their genes and skeletal structure will forever mark them as their true sex no matter how they mutilate their body, so its pretty much the same thing.

Wow, and to think MLP generals were better with the porn. At least everyone knew what to hate and who to blame. Now I just don't know what the fuck is going on.

Kind of like that one episode of Malcom in the Middle, where the family figures out they need to be hated just to keep everyone sane, and at the end of the episode, everyone likes Malcom and family now, but everyone goes batshit cause there's nothing to hate anymore.

>>27704849

I really want to see Scoots parents

wonder who shes related to in town (or out)

>>27704577

I'm going to have to agree with this scientific fact

>>27704831

>He still believes official propaganda!

Celestia's rule is based on lies and tyranny! Hail Luna!

>>27704799

Spitfire and Applebloom have the same eye color?

>>27704855
>not even close to image limit
>confirmed for troll

>>27704831
I dunno. How long does it take to fuck a filly? Because my guess would be that long./

>>27704772
You tell me.

>>27704720
She never posts it here, where can I find it?

Twilight Sparkle Pony is Best Pony

>>27704978
Fimchan.

>>27704942

So? It's not like people don't share eye colors. There's only a small number of possible colors.

>>27704984

I too enjoy Twilight Sparkle.

>>27704984
You mean Filly Sparkle is best. She is completely at the age of consent in Europe.

>>27705019

Spitfire has a darker, burnt orange iris than Applebloom does though

>>27704984

>>27704984
She is a cute pony.

>>27705019

Is a question not a complain.

>>27705012
Well that's one artist, any others you know of?

Sup Everybrony

>>27704900
> genes will mark them forever
What, is it Gattaca now we've hit 2011, champ? You think anyone's gonna go rooting around your karotype to DETERMINE THE TRUTH OF THE INDIVIDUAL?
> skeletal structure
Yeah, same, champ. What, are you a med student so now you're using your fancy misapplication of hip displacement/narrowing to identify phenotype-normal people? You staring at packages all day long with this new found retarded power?

I don't think anyone gives a shit about what gender a person USED to be insofar as they pass, and even then I know some awfully mannish women who have no right to wear tank tops. You want to just barrel down on them and their three ugly potato-faced children and bore out if mommy used to have a pee-pee?

God, the only thing more retarded than gender-fluid people are gender norm reinforcers and shamers. Don't you have a single fucking thing better to do?

TALK ABOUT PONIES YOU DUMB MED STUDENT FAGGOT.

>>27705138
Hey dude, new picture?

>>27704665

And time and time again, the mods have shown not to care when you post porn on blue, supposedly SFW boards, especaily when you do so as I suggested.

Sure, occasionaly someone goes over the line with it and gets banned. Like, say, spamming porn constantly and they get banned. That's accepted by erryone because thats annoying, to errybody.

Outright banning certain type porn from being posted, though? That just so happens to be aimed soley at one fandom and seems not to apply to any other thread on /co/?

This sort of Mod activity is the exception, and not the rule, hence this whole topic conversation about double standards and god knows what we're talking about now.

>>27704900
True sex?

Every human embryo starts as physically female, until the hormones from the Y chromosome kick in and develop testes instead of ovaries, etc.

There's a tribe somewhere in the world where the boys have vaginas until puberty kicks in. Then they turn into fully functional males.

Physical intersexuality is a fascinating and disturbing study, and the psychological stuff is tame by comparison.

>>27705143
Ponies have weird skeletal structures

made of saltwater taffy

WTF theres not even meta over here now. You guys tricked me!

>>27705171

>4chan

>Expecting mods to do anything

Obviously you're new here. Part of what makes 4chan great is that mods are pretty chill people and only do anything when they want to have fun or when shit REALLY hits the fan.

Usually this is the point where I start posting stuff that weirds people out, but right now? I'm not sure even THAT will work.

This thread is literally horrible.

So, /co/: which pony you'd fuck?

>>27705143

Sorry that you get buttmad at the truth

But your genes don't lie, and you can't change them.

Neither does your skeletal structure. Your fantasy of becoming the opposite sex is just that, a fantasy. You can't. If future archaeologists were ever to dig up your skeletal remains, they would not say "oh, this guy was clearly a transexual". No, they would dump your bones in the box labelled "M" along with everyone elses, regardless of how you mutilated your body in life. (assuming male is your original sex)

You are delusional, and live in a fantasy realm.

>>27705196
Please, they don't even have bones.

>>27705238
old question
and he isn't making a 3rd one. sorry.

To rid the board of this thread, let's post pony pictures.

It's Leth or /co/mmander around?
I think we need a synchtube.

>>27705225
Hoppip.. don't do it.

>>27704951

I like how this is the only image of the friendship level series that anyone bothers to post.

Even when we have good threads, the other levels never get posted. In before

>MLP Generals
>good
>pick one

>>27705143
Tone it down there. I don't think anyone gives a flying fuck.

>>27705238
Why would I want to fuck a Quadruped Ungulate is the better question

>>27705271
We're already past bump limit.

>>27705273
With ponies and fighting robots

>>27705280
There are other ones?

>>27705271
yeah okay sure.

>>27704816
fuck it, you lot are just arguing, so i'll post it just for me then.

Around, maybe, a week or so ago, my youngest had her birthday. It was okay, lot's of little girls there, kind of awkward for me, so I chilled inside.
In any case, for her birthday I got her the celestia figure, the pink one that you all hate. She said she wanted celestia most, so I had my hands tied. However, being seven, lots of the stuff you own seems to magically break, not your fault of course. Celestia was a bit ruined, so I took her and the toy down to toys r us. I spoke to the cashier for a while, and after some uncomfortable introductions he revealed himself to be a 'brony'. I hate the word, but it was nice to meet another. Anyway after a while of talking, he not only replaced the toy, but gave us another free of charge. A very nice man, I suppose MLP had a big effect on him

>>27705225

Woooow. I thought her tail was something else entirely.

Thank god I was wrong.

>>27705231
That

that was kind of the point I was trying to make

that you know

Mods (or a Mod, at least) not being chill has sparked this huge shitstorm?

Yeah, I probably should have tried harder to make this point.

This thread still has too much arguing and not enough flootershai.

>>27704849
>fanfiction
scoots mom is spitfire, she's too busy going on world fliying show tours to be seen with scoots at the same time, thats the only way she can earn money to pay for his education and food

>>27705263
Who isn't doing what?

>>27705298
Why not, they're cute.

>>27705271
Okay.

>>27705225
Do it Hoppip

Do it.

>>27705346
her*

What in the ever living fuck is going on

Also, this seems appropriate.

>>27705273
Leth got banned for two days for ban evading even though he wasn't banned.

>>27705344

Indeed.

>>27705362

I saw a pony

So are we going to talk about ponies?
No?
I'll be dumping Comics then. There's not much left to do here but hit image limit

anyway here's WIP 3

hooves, ears, horns, nostrils, and mouths done

I'd do the hair next but I'm off for a week so no sewing machine or dumb fabric

also that person on dA who's selling the plushies with the dollhair and big noses has them at about €55 each... I think I'm probably the cheapest plushie maker at the moment and I'm not sure how to feel about that

>>27705243
> you should live your life determined on a fairly arbitrary and ever-changing set of clothing and behavioral norms because at some point someone will dig up your bones and derive some significance from physical traits and configurations.

That's a pretty limp argument. I really truly don't give a fuck what some ass-master of the 24th century is going to think of me, why should transgendered people?

> Genes don't lie.

They do. All the time. Quite often. They're markers and general guidelines from which your body's meant to create and maintain itself, but the wiring's often crossed or simply overridden by RNA and proteonome information. The body and life in general don't follow genetic library instruction like tablets descended from the peak of Zion.

I wouldn't expect a person to live based on their genes as you interpret them with your indelicate tools and hamfisted pseudoscience and teleology.

>>27705346
>his education and food
>his

>>27705380
flarity: best ship

>time to turn on the ladies' charm.

Pony pony pony pony pony pony

Did someone say "we need a synchtube"?
http://synchtu.be/AU5W

We don't even talk about ponies anymore.

>>27705325
That's Poison Joke Celestia. It made her pink with blue wings, and all she can talk about is girly things.

It's Luna's latest attempt at a coup.

>>27705418
scootaloo isn't a boy?

>HOLY SHIT I CAN'T MAKE THIS THREAD WORSE I'M BUYING ART OF PONIES SHITTING ON THEMSELVES WITH SCAM MONEY I SURE DO LOVE THE TASTE OF PISS AND RPING HEY GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME IGNORE THAT OTHER GUY IN THIS THREAD I AM THE STAR IT'S ME

>>27705447
No i don't believe anyone said that considering there's already five pony synchtubes.

>>27705387
underground? ponies dont live underground
>>27705418
i fixed that here >>27705360 you double... huh... what the hay are you?

>>27705406
>>27705243

You two can take your homofagget buttmadness and tuck it somewhere private.

>>27705421

No megasweet, bad megasweet.

>>27705459
I didn't realise you'd named it.

Tilly thought it was stupid too. I was quite proud of her then

>>27705473
Oh Faceless, you so crazy.

>>27705473
In relation to >>27705364 of course

>>27705465
Twilight will never act like that

she has a teacher crush on Celestia