Back just in time for a new thread! Someone give me a topic to write a quick fic about!

More like unhappy hour

Hey guys I made this Amphapony sprite.
How's it look?

Should I fix anything?

>>27664169
Fluttershy selling her own home-grown weed to Celestia.

DO IT MOTHERFUCKER

Just posting some flockdraw goodness.

>>27664169
A retarded pony with Klinefelter's syndrome.

>>27664179
I present this to you good sir.

>>27664169

Twilight Sparkle tries her hardest to beat Princess Celestia at Centipede, but Celestia unplugs the machine seconds before Twilight gets the top score

>>27664184
Yes sir!

>>27664184
You know, umm, if that's all right...

>>27664190
The poor bastard.

Would you _____ Pinkie?

>>27664184
I like this idea.

BETTER YET PINKIE MAKES SPECIAL CAKES FOR HER!

>>27664206
Heeeeeeeeeeeell yeeeeeeeeeeah.

>>27664182
Now made bigger!

I feel like drawing, but have no ideas.
What draw?

UNF
>>27664169
Write >>27664145 and >>27664171 getting drunk together and getting up to shennanigans

>>27664224
___

>>27664240
Draw Fluttershy selling weed to Celestia.

You dweebs are a bunch of lame-os

>>27664224
>>27664240
Draw Anonymous hugging Pinkie.

>>27664253
FUCKING THIS

>>27664240
Draw a pony being cute.

>>27664162
why not?

>>27664224
I would.

>>27664255
You got exiled by a bunch of dweeb ponies.

>>27664240
this

>>27664240

Rarity eating marshmallows

>>27664224
Sure.

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>>27664191
I cannot. It's not a matter of a single thread (though now ponyfans have started to make multiple threads). It's affecting the quality of the board as a whole.

So... who else is watching dat Women's World Cup?

>france

>>27664270
Because.

>>27664305

>>27664266

>>27664253
>>27664257
>>27664282
Sounds fun. Brb. Sketches in a bit.

>>27664307
>quality boards
>on 4chan
you're funny, lets be friends

>>27664305
Draw Twist being cute
she's cute and you guys know it

Hey guys.
Hey. Hey. GUYS!
Check out my...
No NO LISTEN!
Check out my Amphapony sprite!

Guys come on I'm serious!

>>27664282
Is this a thing now?

>>27664348
it's actually pretty cool. But no cutie mark. What the hell.

>>27664305
Draw Mootaloo beating on the 4chan servers.

Dammit CMC this is not the place for that

>>27664307
How? I don't want to point at others, but the HSGs are much worse in overall quality than our shit. We don't even post that much porn anymore, it's just show-related or meta discussion. And 9/10 times when there are more than 1 threads on the front page it's either some dumb meta about how bad our threads are or a troll creating threads. 1/10 when we make 2 threads for move, but then one of them gets deleted most of the time.

>>27664307
>2011
>still uses the frontpage
use the catalog, son.

>>27664325
Here's something I drew earlier for a comment that was posted earlier.

SOMETHING FRESH PLEASE.

I asked in the last thread, but it died pretty soon after

I'm skipping Lyra and Bonbon in my lineup and going to Big Macintosh

Pose ideas or picture ideas? please make it include only big macintosh.

>>27664360
Dunno what type of mark I'd give to a pokémon.
A lightning bolt maybe?

That "mysterious shooper" here.

Anyway, here's Seth posing with a cut-off head of his enemy.

I know, horrible quality, that's mostly because Seth's original pic is so small. In fact, I loved that Brony meeting in Oregon one because it was so biiig.

>>27664224
I would _______ the fuck out of pinkie SO HARD she'd be walking funny for a week

>>27664403
>Loiyra

>>27664307

>a single thread
>affecting the quality of the board as a whole

Ahaha, grow a thicker skin. /co/ is not YOUR secret clubhouse to discuss cartoons and comics, as much as it obviously grieves you.

>>27664427
We're doing this
We're making this happen

>>27664427
>AsianTwistandSnails.jpg

>>27664403
LOYRO

Scootaloo thread? Scootaloo thread!

Rarity wants to _______.
Do you join her Y/N ?

>>27664427
This ship is fine with me. Maybe they'll get married and leave town and we'll never see them again.

>>27664459
M

>>27664459
y, i want to THIS JOKE IS FUCKING RETARDED her so bad

>>27664381
Glad we could provide you with some amusement

>>27664375
The Great and Powerful Big Mac posing in Trixie's clothing in front of a mirror?

But Scootaloo, I really like you! Like *like* like.

yfw this happens in the show

>>27664377

>>27664459
>>27664390
>>27664248
>>27664224
>Using underlines
               

>>27664455
Nope, Twist thread.

>>27664481
Okay, I lol'd

>>27664459
I would Sodomize Rarity, yes.

>>27664502
Not on my watch

The origin of Gummy revealed

Female ponies' cutie marks change when they get married.

Discuss.

>>27664497
me gusta

>>27664522
/discussion

>>27664518
You just know there's going to be an episode dedicated to Gummy.

>>27664501
|ooooooo|
|ooooooo|
|ooooooo|
|ooooooo|

>>27664551
>dat pic
Oh god, the fail.

>>27664559
I FUCKING LOVE PONG

>>27664489

this could work.

This thread is now about Gummy and why he is the biggest pimp ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcU54BO6Q4

>>27664502
Twist? Yuck! She smells bad.

>>27664551
They need to take Flash away from whoever animated that.

>>27664522
So you're saying that when a mare gets married she completely changes who she is and what her calling in life is? Yeah, I think not.

>>27664577
Teach me how to gummy
Teach me
Teach me how to gummy.

>>27664594
>Mr Cake
>Mrs Cake

>Uncle Orange
>Aunt Orange

I'm just saying.

>>27664589
It was originally AJ, someone badly shooped it into Dash apparently

>>27664338
WHO NEXT AWAITS MY ATTENTION?

>>27664603
They came together because they were right for each other, they didn't become right for each other after.

>>27664589
The entire show is made in flash. Or at least some professional variation of it.

>The prequel thread

>>27664489
>mfw more crossdressing big mac

>>27664616
THIS! Thank you!

>>27664518

>>27664613
HURRAY! WHAT'S HER UGLY ASSED FACE WILL BE DEAD!

>>27664613
She's so cute.

>>27664613
Draw Twist doing something cute.

uehuehu

>>27664636
that's retarded
you're retarded
that pinkie tumblr can't even characterize pinkie for shit

Do you think Gummy gives really good cunnilingus

and Pinkie keeps him around for that purpose

>>27664636
>like
>like
>like
>like
>like
>like

NOT PINKIE.jpg

>>27664636
All the tumblr Q&A pages characterize all of the ponies as vapid anime girls

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT RPFAGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING

>>27664671
trying too hard

>>27664518

...This makes too much sense.

>>27664671
Stop trying to get into the thread simulator

>>27664636
Derp, full image.

pomf

>>27664699
this is why I don't like some threads. Some people are just trying too hard.

>>27664733
Yummy!

Finished.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/131Mrg23_TEimOFcaNQtK__2pWmRNXliJlj1P_HHhYmo/edit?hl=en_US

>>27664733
you can't troll pony threads with scat when we write scat porn all the time
that's just silly

>>27664733
Is that all you've got? honestly?

GUYS
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
BLUEBLOOD CAME BACK

This show looks subliminal.

looks like girls on all fours position all day, all night.

>>27664733
Man, I'd pay to have a lunch like this.

>pony thread

Who wants a hug?

when is the new thread simulator coming out
I wanna know if I made the cut

>>27664798
Neat

>>27664598
[spoilers][i]Like this[/i][/spoilers]

>>27664798
Me, me, me!

>>27664798
they look like fruity granades.

>>27664756
>celestia being a dick to fluttershy

i'm confused. the story had a great start, though.

>>27664798
Ooh! Me!

>>27664733
Reported.
I hope a mod gets smart and sends your information to the authorities. This is the first time I've ever hoped someone on 4chan gets v&.

>>27664766
That explains a lot actually.

Everything except for why "brony" faggots feel compelled to shitpost in other threads for no reason at all. Those assholes make me ashamed to be a fan.

>>27664841
Sorry what?

>>27664816
You're now imagining that gummy worm is actually Rarity's nice, long horsecock.

>>27664841
>gets vanned
That could bring up an even worse image.

>>27664841
you're a funny guy.

>>27664845


MY LITTLE BRONY
I used to like the show and EQD
MY LITTLE BRONY
Until you destroyed this fandom for me

Shitty fanfics, tons of porn,
(with Fluttershy's cooch and Twilight's horn)
Legally changing your middle name;
You guys are all so fucking lame, yeah

MY LITTLE BRONY
Don't you know you faggots make us look baaaaaaaaaaad

>>27664851
>>27664851
that cup should say MARES, not GIRLS

what is this? my little human?

>>27664853
But what if I wanted Rarity's horsecock to be a giant gummy worm, ejaculating fruit flavored jelly goodness all over my face?

>>27664294
You're not drunk all day unless you start in the morning

>>27664878
>he like EQD, ever
FAG
CANCER
CANCER
FURRY FAGGOT
FAAAAG

>>27664882
more power to you, bub.

>>27664878
That one wasn't actually half bad. Normally they're just awful.

>>27664756
How cometh that grimdark beach fic though? I didn't quite expect cupcakes 2.0, although it wasn't as detailed on the deaths as the former.

>>27664879
OH I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
THERE, NO MORE MUG. HAPPY?

>>27664686
>>27664699

So... yes?

I'm not trying to get into the thread simulator. I just have a huge sexual attraction to Pinkie and she seems like the kind of girl who really enjoys getting her pussy eaten.

>>27664878
I reckon its very difficult playing a guitar without fingers. Off the top of my head I can count already about 5 reasons.

>>27664878
>>27664878
i love this song

I'm starting to like Pinkie Pie more and more. I don't know why. Her personality is the best, because maybe she is sometimes annoying, but at least not vain like Rarity, not too shy like Fluttershy, not too nerdy like Twilight, not too stubborn like Applejack, and not tomboyish like Rainbow Dash.

>>27664878
That OC is fucking retarded
you can't play guitar without fingers
fucking furries are ridiculous sometimes

>>27664907
Stop trying to get into the thread simulator.

...

>>27664902
I just need to go through and edit it. Probably change the ending a bit to be less lame.

>>27664878
That was fucking glorious.

>>27664816
[i]fuck lets me try again and not be retarded[/i]
[i]I've never put those stupid ss before
I swear, I was just so excited to test[/i]

>>27664925

She seems like the kind of girl you could accidentally fall in love with

>>27664905
well you still look like one of those ugly drawings from Drama Island

but its okay i guess

>>27664936
Something on your mind, sport?

>>27664841
Um, why would somebody get vanned over scat porn?

>>27664925
The only one of those I agree with is Fluttershy being too shy to be an interesting character.

beep beep

>>27664966
Probably can't think of a backstory for his new 'Ponysona'

>>27664929
>>27664915

It wouldn't be the first time we've seen a hooved creature playing a fretted instrument.

Remember the cellist? Or, you know, all the times ponies are seen holding things? Fucking magic grip, man.

>>27664853
I bet she would be too thick to deep throat.

>>27664966

Just curious about what everyone's problem seems to be with EqD?

>>27664925
and cupckaes

>>27664990
>Cellist
>Octavia?
>it was a fucking bass.

I don't know how to feel about this..
http://e621.net/post/show/148138/beatboxing-edit-flash-fluttershy_-mlp-friendship_i

>>27664978
Is this now a Brushie Brushie thread?

>>27665000
Run by Sethisto, bane of /co/ and /tg/ alike

>>27664253
Sorry for forgetting to put effort into this

>>27664825
They might as well be.

Each hug is a little burst of flavor to your mouth!

>>27665000
I have no problems with it

>>27665025
I like it, lol. Better than the fic I wrote.

>>27665028

>>27665021
Sure why not

>>27665022

Oh, so Sethisto has had bad history with both boards? This is news to me. Please elaborate.

>>27664917
>>27664900
>>27664942

hey, thanks. i posted that on sunday and it's been pasta'd a few times since then (i usually just lurk)

glad you guys like it. i'm in the process of doing winter wrap-up right now. it's been a lot harder than the theme song one.

>>27665000
It's a bad website for bad people run by a bad man.

>The closest thing to an idea I can think of is making a MLP:FiM fighting game, just so we can hear people complain about how OP Fluttershy is.

>>27665000
Too buddy buddy with ponychan

I like how he claims(ed) that OC stories are generally frowned upon.
'oh look lets ship one with AJ who cares'

>>27664853
nah, if it was rarity's cock it'd have a cockwarmer on it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY5iLIMkZ5w

>>27665000
Seth always jokes about being himself sexually attracted to ponies and it makes things really weird, for one.

>>27665083
He IS sexually attracted to ponies, though, which is even weirder.

>>27665060
show us where the bad man touched you, billy

>>27664939
If you're gonna edit it anyway..
In case the mane six, especially Twilight went missing, Celestia would flip Equestria upside down and beat them back to life, not just Spike and a few locals searching for them. Other than that, I guess it was fine. But tbh I was hoping for a lighter fic, like the Rarity - Sweetie Belle one. We have a ton of grimdark and shipping stuff, normal stories not so much, especially well done ones.

>>27665096
Exactly, that's why it's so weird.

>>27665072
Now I'm imagining a human version of Rarity siting in a bed, wearing thinly veiled clothing and leg warmers, waving her feet in front of my face, asking me what I'd do for just one lick.

>>27665050
Nah, he's just fucking with you.

His problem is that EqD posts things that he doesn't like.

Oh sweetie, I don't think you are ugly.

>>27664907
I have always said Pinkie loves her little Gummy gummer in the bathtub, it's canon
Just ignore that thread simulator bullshit, it's the new >Reported

Beside, there will never be a third one now

>>27665050

I have a question for you sir, why will you post this pile of shit

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/story-applesnwrenches.html

>>27665096
Anyone with a sex drive is sexually attracted to the ponies.

>>27665111

You've just activated my foot fetish.

I bet Rarity has the softest soles with the cutest, most suckable toes

>>27665139
>what furries actually believe

>>27665127

>>27665051
its good because its true

also, it goes perfectly with the music in the opening, you can replace the original song with that and it would still fit the music

>>27665129
Thank god there won't be.

>>27665139
Well...um...actually...
fuck it.

>>27665151
And judging by her color and personality, I bet her feet would taste like mint.

So, does Seth actually have an FA account or was it a lie?
If the answer is yes post the link.

>>27665101
I really liked writing the lighter fic, but I didn't wanna do two in a row, so I decided to try my hand at grimdark. And as for the search party, they were beginning the search as the night started. Celestia hadn't been informed yet.

If you want another light fic, request it. I'll do what I can.

>>27665193
>>27665151

>>27664878
I feel like recording this.
I might do it sometime

MAMAMA PONY FACE
P P PONY FACE

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>>27665205

You know you take good care of your sweet little hoofsies. Why do you tease us so?

>>27665174

Do you have a sex phobia?

>>27665151
>toes

>>27665215
>>27665221

yfw in Season 2 Sweetie Belle gets an apprenticeship with Sapphire Shores

>>27665199
He does. I don't have a link because I don't have an account. Commander Jesus might be able to help, they're friends on FA. Seth has a lot of really striking 34. Gore 34. Fluttershy being raped while she's impaled on a wooden stake, for instance.

>>27665199
>getting desperate about your desire to e-stalk some nerd
Just go play a videogame or something son.

>>27665252
>human version
haven't you any read?

>>27665132

Ah, that. Allow me to explain, I had no hand in the posting of that fic nor do I know the qualifications it had met to ensure its posting. I have not read the fic. In fact when I saw in the description that there was an OC in the story, I immediately refused to comment on it at all. OC's are meant for fun. You have one and you don't press it upon everyone else saying OOH LOOK AT MY PRETTY LITTLE OC PONY, especially when you know that shit is just gonna get thrown back in your face in places like /co/. And don't ship that shit with the main cast either. Are you fucking kidding me? Self-insert shipping gets all of my "WHY?!" I mean I can tolerate background ponies because they are actually in the fucking show. But by inserting your fan created piece of shit into the damn thing your kinda taking away from what we love about the show.

Fuck, even the fanfics that are written involving the main cast are a bunch of bullshit, but I can tolerate those if they are at least well written and the writer made some god damn fucking effort in keeping them in character, or at least giving a good god damn reason why they would go out of character. Shit.

>>27665252
>>27665111

>>27665193

I'd sprinkle powdered sugar on them and lick away like there was no tomorrow

>>27665271
Man Sweaty Ball is a fucking plebeian

>>27665271
That would actually be really neat

Then Sweetiebelle is thrust in the spotlight, and Rarity is even more unbelievably jealous.

I'll just leave this here...

>>27665295
>>27665237
>>27665193

hurry up then you filthy niggers

>>27665287

Man, you should kill seth and take over EqD.

>>27665295
You wouldn't even need to put sugar on them. hey probably taste oh so sweet already!

>>27665287
I like you a lot.

>>27665159
a little defensive there, champ? Worried what others may think of you?

>>27665331
>>27665287
Seconding this, take his soul then eat his cereal friend (without any milk) if he objects. You actually sound like you have a working brain that isn't set to 'think about Trixie' mode 24/7

Why does fluttershy know more about dresses than rarity?

>>27665287
Fuck Seth, I want you running EQD.

>>27665358
If I did I wouldn't be posting anonymously.

>>27665382

Do you see the shit dress she dessing for herself?
It was fucking terrible,

>>27665382
Because Rarity is useless but they like to pretend she isn't because if she found out she'd have her head in a noose so fast there'd be no time to write a suicide note.

>>27665382
But she didn't. Her dress ended up being awful

>>27665287
You sir, are wonderful.

>>27665382
She has nothing else to do but stay home, read and play with her animals

She's a very lonely little Pegasus

>>27665393
>>27665397
>Her entire rant

>>27665315
Haha, I'll admit, that was a pretty funny reference.

>>27665405
>Her dress was shit dude

>>27665239
stop that. I have a sex phobia and can stand the thought of sexing ponies. What I cannot stand is real life interaction, doesn't mean I'm some kinda prude

>>27665382
She doesn't

her dress had a fucking birds nest on her head.

>>27665413
okay.png
>>27665424
neat pic

>>27665383
>>27665352
>>27665331
>>27665401

Thank you. Now, are there any more questions?

>>27665424
oh gosh that picture is so cute.
thats one of Noels right?

>>27665462
What's your favourite fanfic?

>>27665478
>inb4 FO:E

Dash had the best worst dress in that episode though

>>27665462
What do you make of that whole 'identity' thing that the pre-readers are having?

Isn't the point of anonymous pre-readers to BE anonymous?

>>27665462
Who's your favorite author?

>>27664257

>>27665462
Will you kill Seth?

>>27665478

I don't have one.

>>27665462
Paper or plastic? Denzel or Morgan Freeman?

>>27665491
The problem is that pre-readers are usually writefags. And writefags are the biggest of attention whores.

>>27665472
Yes, yes it is

I've got an idea for a fanfic:

It'll feature Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and Rarity.
It'll be a sex fanfic where they're sucking each other's hooves and then they all fuck.

It can be called

Feet Are Magic

>>27665478
My favorite fanfic was this one where Pinkie tries to cheer up a dieing AB.

>>27665533
I'd read it.

Is it really a self-insert? It bugs me that people immediately assume an OC is a self-insert

>>27665517
What do you think of Fallout: Equestria?

>>27665541
Sounds sad as fuck

>>27665533
Wouldn't that be "Hooves"?

>>27665320

>>27665533
I'm not writing that.

>sucking the cock of some random fanfic fag from EqD who is just regurgitating what he knows you want to hear anyway
>internet stalking furfags
>being afraid to admit that you wish to be the little pony girl and you fap to pones
>roleplaying as moot
>reporting some simple harmless scat porn
>talking about your dumb little girl drama instead of the show and just generally being retarded children
This thread is gay^3.
Sage'd

>>27665564
>saging a pony thread
You must be new here.

>this thread

>>27665287

Why was it posted anyway?

>>27665551
It was sad as fuck

Pinkie didn't really understand that Applebloom was dying either....

>>27665424
>>27665413
wait i have one more argument


they made rarity's dress
well technically fluttershy did

>>27665503

I don't have one

>>27665509

Give it time.

>>27665564
>meta bitching
such is life in the zone

Hey /co/mmander jesus, if I defeat you, can I be the guy?

Pic unrelated.

>>27665604

Speaking of >fanfiction
Has anyone read the Pony Psychology series?
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2963115/Saddlesoap_Opera
I thought it was pretty good.

>>27664551
Wow. This is poorly done.

>>27665604
Maybe, I change my name every few days so I can't imagine it being worth a whole lot.

>>27665604

That picture. All of my rage.

>>27665604
no

>>27665631
quit being a bitch

Better hurry up people. Winter is coming.

>>27665491
Is that on the blog somewhere? I saw Phoe pony on DA but nothing else about it

>>27665599
why nobody makes more stalker ponies... i've only seen one so far...

>>27665637
MY OWN CLONE

>>27665646
Quit making shitty gifs

>>27665551

Haven't read it. Don't care too either. Crossovers are almost as bad as OC's in my opinion. Interesting, maybe even downright awesome, in concept, but never meant to be put into action.

>>27665580

No idea. As I stated before, I had nothing to do with it the moment I read OC in the description.

>>27665590
and thus i am not proven wrong again

>>27665556
Best read in years.

>>27665573
Oh wow, for a split second there I thought it was one of my doodles from the look of the thumbnail.

>>27665667
It's actually surprisingly good (in my opinion)

>>27665667

See this is what irks me about EqD there is no quality control, I mean you and the rest of pre-readers should be the quality control but Seth posts all the shit anyway.

Ok now I'm sure he's just doing for the hits. That's why he tries to "please everyone" and find some "middle ground".

this needs colors

>>27665740
Why is Winry so big in the background?

>>27665740

Don't post your Doom 3 screenshots here

>>27665740
what is it? the picture is too damn large

>>27665407
HOLY SHIT I MADE SOMETHING THAT MOOT LIKED!

>>27665740
I don't know what sort of magical juju that picture has, but it opens up as a black square in photoshop.

>>27665724
"quality control" is all a matter of opinion.

If you go into a public library, you see the classics sharing shelf space with absolute shit.

Also, the pre-reader is a fraud.

Is it true Seth has a FurAffinity account?

>>27665786
Check alpha channel settings?

>>27665590
Well Fluttershy was only good at sewing, not making dress. There were plans for that and everypony helped

>>27665775
Rarity and Applejack scissoring action

:(

>>27665604
Oh what the fuck?

>>27665799
We don't know. Stop fucking asking.

>>27665802
oho. well that was peculiar.

>>27665799
>>27665277
>>27665273

>>27665786
You have to save it, then open in photoshop

when you copy, then paste a .png image with a transparent background, the transparency becomes black

>>27665786
>Not using GIMP
>In 2011

>>27665786
I get that too

>>27665846
yeah I noticed that, fucking thing went white lines black background.

>>27665850
He just prefers Photoshop. He's used to it.

>>27665724

You can't please everyone. Trying to will only result in misfortune. It irks me that Seth hasn't learned this yet.

Some of the fanfics that have gotten posted to EqD, I have read the fic and the reviews on long after they were posted. It's gotten to the point where as long as everything is legible and doesn't look like the grammar is that of a five year old things get posted. Sethisto has also admitted to posting stories by authors who have already been posted before WITHOUT pre-reading the stories, because 1) he assumes that after so many posted stories they have earned that right (WHICH THEY FUCKING HAVEN'T AND NO ONE EVER WILL) and 2) it lightens the work load on us pre-readers because writers who write the fics (no matter how shitty they are) become angry with Seth if they aren't replied to ASAP.

Also, on posting fanfics, if you think the ones that get posted are bad, I have no words to describe how horrible the ones that get rejected are.

>>27665850

>GIMP

I'm too lazy to find a facepalm.jpg

>poni thread
>in 2011

>>27665816
Sure glad I found this wonderful cosplay picture online.

I mean, they look so real.

>>27665884
I can do it for you

>>27665850
pic related

>>27665167
that was the idea :)

>>27665779
im sorry derpy but thats a fake moot

also
>mfw i just got a pack of muffins and coffee

>>27665874
You'd best start throwing some our way.

>>27665884
Have fun with your pirated photoshop!

>Use pony reaction images outside of these threads when trolling

>It's 20x more effective

Love you all

>>27665874
You should create a link collection with some of the worst, I'd be interested in reading some of them.

>>27665925
I'm no artist or anything, but do people actually pay $600 for photoshop?

>>27665874
Do you get paid?

>>27665925
Thanks, I am having fun with my pirated fully up-to-date Adobe Mastercollection.

>>27665874
Wow, thats a lazy work-around

>>27665874

>Also, on posting fanfics, if you think the ones that get posted are bad, I have no words to describe how horrible the ones that get rejected are.

Don't start that. You'll only perk our collective bile fascination.

>>27665942
If you are a company, you have to pay, otherwise only silly people do.

>>27665740
curious, when I try to upload a different one, it says "Duplicate File", but it redirects me to this one, even though they're different.

Resized
>>27665775
filename

>>27665942
The people who don't know about torrents do.

>>27665942
I am an artist, who knows digital artists.

And no.

No they don't.

>>27665943

No. Sethisto does not pay us. Speaking of pay, my break is over and I have to get back to my real job. Thank you all for your time, and I am glad I could answer all of your questions.

>>27665740
This needs Reported.

>>27665946
Seriously though, piracy is stealing someone's intellectual property. A lot of programmers worked really hard to make those programs, and now you're stealing them. Have you ever stopped to think about what an asshole that makes you?

>>27665967
oh wow. thats what a tribadism is?
hot.

>>27664282
Rarity with marshmallers.

>>27665930
This is why everyone hates us you fucking fag

>>27665994
Not here on 4chan

>>27665954

I agree.

Goodbye.

>>27665976
>retards do
fixed

>>27666008
I like it.

Do another one.

>>27665994
Lars Ulrich detected

>>27666009
Works here too?

Awesome

>>27666035
>>>/b/
Just go.

>>27666008
That came out great

>>27666009
I post ponies on /mu/ all the time umadbro?

>>27666008
WHERE IS HORN

>>27666049
Hell naw

Who has the best-smelling hooves?

other than Rarity

>>27666008
>no horn

Man I can't even begin to care about the comments section, EqD or ponibooru

>>27666030
Okay, what should I draw?

Original text:

"At least Bronies are better than terrorists. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Better than a terrorist."

>It agrees.

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

>>27666072
Pinkie Pie's hooves/feet probably smell like bubblegum.

>>27666060
I was wondering that too

>>27666094
THIS PONIFIED

>>27666035
No, trolling, REAL trolling is a highly intellectual thing that requires planning and wit.
What you do is what all 9 years old do, they think "LOL INTERNET IM SU FUNNEH"

>>27666102
She unscrewed it, turned on the vibrator function, and has it shoved up her hooha.

If anyone's interested, I upgraded the ending to my grimdark beach fic.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zJyWea5TM4sdmphMUNbvtgF7kVyWJ2K7IeBewWx0kuQ/edit?hl=en_US

It's significantly less lame now. But still possibly lame. You tell me.

Also, any requests? Still in a writing mood.

>>27666121
It's already working.

This is deeper than you could ever imagine

>>27666121
Incorrect. Trolling, REAL trolling is fishing by trailing a baited line along behind a boat.

What's with all the fucking writefags this morning? God damn.

>>27666122
Pony magic at it's finest.

>>27666129
Write a story where Applebloom has to put down Winona because rabies

>>27666152
How many writefags are there? I haven't noticed a lot.

>>27666164
Sure thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjg#

Wow. Went off, got a haircut, came back and the thread is still going.

These things ARE getting slower.

>>27666183
13 times now

i like the intro

>>27666152
/all/ the fucking writefags? I haven't seen many ITT.

I've been trying to get someone to do my idea of making a fic about Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity having a hoof licking three way.

>>27665212
seriously? uh... okay, go ahead. i'd love to hear the finished product if you ever do get around to it.

>>27666210
I told you, I'm not writing that shit.

>>27666183
How did you know I was watching it?!?

>>27666224
okay.

Should I color in opalescence and Winona as well? if so, I could use vectors.

>>27666236
anyone who isn't watching it is doing it wrong

>>27666199
Slower is better.

Also why do I have this screencap

>>27666060
It fell off!
But she found it!

>>27666268
Nice save. Lol

>>27666167
You mean the fandom? Hundreds. Here right now? I don't know. But they won't shut up about writefaggotry.

Hadn't seen a colored version of this pic ever, so here is my shitty attempt at coloring it.

>>27666268
hooray!

>>27666282
I meant right now. He seemed to be implying that there were a lot in here right now. I'm not noticing many.

>>27666201
I like the intro better than I like the rest of the video. Here it is by itself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srUyAIjCdo

Here's what it's based on, in case y'all bitches didn't know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE&feature=related

>>27666199
The threads are getting longer.
The long winter is coming.

>>27666301
I'm a writefag, but I haven't done any writing lately.

>>27666183
What's the one where Pinkie, with a male voice, is siging a bunch of gibberish in people's faces like a retard? That cracks me up, and I'd like a full version of the song.

But I'm too lazy to look it up.

>>27666268

Nice job Tess

>>27665997

>>27666245
Ooh, what's the original version of this?

>>27666199
we dont care about your haircut nathan, go away

>>27665967
The blush lines make them look like old ponies.

And that's terrible.

>>27666368
I care about Nathan's haircut because I hope one day he will look normal enough for me to want to shake his hand.

>>27666339
That is the original version of it.

>>27666104
Whole picture plz? I can't remember the rest of it.

>>27666333
Shush!

>>27666305
all the good stuff was done by silk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xErRS80ZsFc

dat joker nightmare moon scene

>>27666395
That is my goal in life.

To be able to look good enough that people will be able to shake my hand.

Or like Dean.

>>27666368

I think Scootaloo needs a Scootacut

>>27666421

>>27666433
From another angle

>>27666268

Hows about Applejack inspecting apples for quality control

I'll be taking a quick sketch request to waste my time instead of doing my college work.

>>27666395
>haircut making him look normal
>shake his hand

>>27666433
Thanks man.

>>27666474
Draw the headless horse from Twilight's ghost story

>>27666474
a griffon version of fluttershy

>>27666436

>>27666492
On it.

Anyone? got a vector on Winona and/or Opalescence?