These guys

Celestia turns out to be the tyrant we all know she is.

Awesomeness ensues.

>>27648297
The ponies from G3

whatever possessed Luna and turned her into NMM.

It takes over each of the mane 6 at some point before they finally defeat it.

>>27648209
>>27648209
>>27648209
do this

im so adding that pic to the collection

Phineas & Ferb

>>27648297
Pirate pony lord. It's always Pirate ponies.

>>27648297

A sentient blob of smooze.

>>27648326
This was posted on /v/ not too long ago. The guy in front with the glasses and shirt said he shaved his moustache and posted pics.

I shit you not.

Where were we?

>>27648396
What if human pirates?

your faces when the tiny little jokes about twilight bursting into flame when sufficiently annoyed are actually chekovs guns version of the fact that's her super powered evil form

>>27648375
I constantly think of the Darkness trying to take over luna, myself. Want draw it, want draw it so bad.

>>27648326
As a brony who got banned on the great february ban day and couldn't post on all boards for a month, I hope you're right. Fuck what the fandom has become.

Batman with prep time!

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There will be no season 2, Zach.

>>27648414
>>27648414
>mfw his face
ohgod ohgod ohgod dont kill me please

that... thing... wants to fuck ponies

>>27648326
and then the D&D nerds showed up and beat the crap out of them to get their room back

>>27648326

Man...

>>27648393
Good show, not the subject of this thread though.

>>27648375
I'm a fan of the theory that the "Princess form" (Celestia, NMM) is the penultimate stage of an Alicorn's life cycle. Celestia is what it looks like when it happens naturally. NMM is what Luna got when she tried to force it 1000 years ago.

>>27648427
My body is not ready.

since http://www.fimfiction.net/ came out seth is worried his shitty blog will fail. so he is doing everything possible to get more people to join. that is why he is now allowing OCs and furry crossover wolfponies.

let's talk about rainbowdash

AN ARMY OF ZOMBIE PONIES.

>>27648445
>he doesnt has a dynamic IP
>laughingpinkiepie.jpg

>>27648414
I'm caught between laughing and being terrified..
Could this be the start of horsecockmongler?

Main villain of season too will be an ancient undead human wizard named Hazbron that turns ponies into their G3.5 versions, casts evil spells that turns shit arbitrarily pink and erases all trace of personality or likability from his victims.

>>27648461
It's bad enough when everyone else labels us as pony fuckers. Do we really have to stoop that low amongst ourselves?

>>27648172
>Shipping isn't cute

I usually hate ship- I absolutely hate shipping in my shows, but shit like this is adora-fucking-ble

Then again.. it is always set to begin.. LET EQUESTRIA BURN BENEATH THE ETERNAL NIGHTMARE.

>>27648469
I think this is true because Faust mentioned that Nightmare Moon is not what Luna is SUPPOSED to look like as an adult.

Speaking of, I really want to see her true adult form.

>>27648414
is that
is that wolf nanaki

>>27648445
Frankly I was all prepared for the fandom to die here when those bans came down. I could see it wasn't really going anywhere good, and I wasn't about to go off-site for it. I was actually a bit surprised to see a capitulation so quickly.

>>27648511
next season villain will be >>27648414

>mfw

>>27648526
hello nathan

>ctrl+f
>no Krastos the Glue-Maker

HEY GUYS

What if one of the next episodes deals with loss, namely death. Applejack's parents, perhaps?

>>27648532
No, it's terrible. Stop it.

>>27648526
Bitch please i was there the night the original was posted then everyone started posting pics of how not ugly they were.
Shallow mother fuckers ALSO I want to fuck Goggles! Someone still have that pic?

>>27648532
Except it's just lame.

>>27648613
Nope.

>>27648556
No, worse. it's Nathan.

There were a couple of other pics. They kept asking him to retake them.

>>27648440
>Dark entity
>Found in space
>Takes control of a host
you don't think...

>>27648632
Only other pic

>>27648455
Vs Twilight with research!

>>27648618
We had a pic-off? Must have missed that party.

Cutie Mark Chronicles on now
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

>this fandom

Geez. Some of y'all make me feel like the most physically attractive motherfucker on earth.

>>27648297
Villain?

No, I'd rather have luna

>>27648414
Good for him---
>image loads
HOLY FUCKING HORROR BATMAN

>>27648648
Oh but I do.

>>27648703
I know, right?

Jesus.

>>27648707
You're getting both

Here we go, Colton x Daisy.

Let's see if I can do that Scootaloo next.

>>27648703
Read
>>27648618
Post your pic

>>27648681
Someone needs to just make a fucking collage just so the "ponyfansaren'tugly" counter-trolling doesn't take over the goddamn thread every time.

>>27648703
lol same

>>27648703
You haven't seen the majority of people from this fandom yet? This is why I keep ponies a secret from everyone and everything.

>>27648648

Night Mare moon is essentially the manifest jealous rage of a god. Nothing more or less. You could say that Luna was "possessed" by her the same way you could say someone is possessed by anger when they completely lose their temper. It also apparently resulted in Luna ascending to an "unnatural" form making the possession theme even more fitting.

Do not forget that even before the nightmare moon fiasco Luna was an immortal cosmic horror with enough power to move a celestial body at her whim.

>>27648703
It's sad, but true.
Me, I'd look fine if just dropped about 40 pounds.

>>27648742
Cute, but damn Daisy is short.

>Be on /v/
>Be not into my little pony at all really
>Discussion of a pony called 'rarity'
>youtube, she seems like a precious little princess who overuses the word 'darling'
>This picture pops up
>Read it
>Need to go and have a stiff drink

>What makes it worse is my first name is spike

>>27648763
But ponyfans are empirically ugly. If they were physically attractive, they wouldn't be hanging online to talk about ponies.

>>27648807
Do not speak ill of Rarity.

>>27648807
>mfw

>>27648790
So... you're say Luna IS Venom?

>>27648807
Your parents named you after a dog?

>>27648847
>He really wants to have a /soc/ thread where we all prove him wrong

Nope.

>>27648807
In during

>>27648847
>that feel when you are moderately attractive but lack social skills
feels okay sometimes

of course, we ALL know who the true enemy is.

>>27648742
>pop pop pop, watching muthafuckas drop
i cant wait for this

>>27648887
I actually have no idea why they named me spike

The dog's name WAS Indiana. That was my doing though.

brb, another drink.

>>27648877

No, if anything she is like one of the horrible star god things out of Lovecraft. After all, she is immortal, was imprisoned by another star god in her own domain, unable to return to the world until centuries later when the stars were right. Shes an adorable pony Cthulhu.

>>27648887
>implying he wasn't named after Spike Spiegel

>>27648957
Your parents named you after a vampire.

Also underageb&, gtfo.

>>27648934
>>27648920
>>27648902
>>27648901
>>27648896
>>27648887
>>27648877

>>27648965
dammit, ponyfags. Is nothing sacred to you?

>>27648896
hey i mean we got tits out of it last time

Chris Chan is the Ultimate Brony.

>>27648974
wat

>>27648968
That would be awesome but shit at the same time if you take my meaning

Someone comfort me before I turf my fucking computer please. I am upset and afraid of this horse-based bullshit.

>>27648978
I didn't know Tom Green was a brony. Fuck this shit

>>27648978
>3513x2649
>filename
oh god... you took that picture didn't you?

are you the guy holding the OBEY board with the shooped horseface?

i am a huge pony fan and i have a few small toys. i dont understand why someone would buy all of this shit.

>>27648957
>my name is Rex Arthur
I know how that feel bro

They have come to take whats rightfully theirs first Clouds Dale Then the world.
They will march upon the corpse's of pony's like a blight they will corrupt and destroy everything in their wake.
Not even your Harmony can stop the care bare stare.

>>27649031
you surely weren't the Spike they were thinking of when they wrote the fic...?

So I hear Nanaki is gone. To the samefag who drove him away, congratulations. I admire your determination and perseverance.

>>27648978
What is it about people who openly wear pony clothes that just fills me with insurmountable levels of hatred?

>>27648978
>0r0 being a glorious winged faggot
such is life

>>27649069
>Rex
okay, now I don't feel that bad

>>27649031
I know that feel bro.

>mfw a Character with my name are huge faggots and die horrible deaths

>>27649092
It's called "basic human decency".

>>27649079But what about THE Stare

>>27649069
I would kill to be named Rex or Spike.

Normal names are boring.

>>27649089

>samefag

People have hated him for as long as he has posted in these threads. He will not be missed.

>>27649048
>>27648978
also isn't the guy extending his arms with his hat backwards 0r0chi?

>>27649063
its only about $35 worth of stuff but still what the fuck would a normal person do with that shit.

>>27649020
We can only dream to reach his level of awesomeness

>>27648763
She's even got the confederate flag unde the rear window.

this is the best Applejack picture ever.

ARE WE SHARING PICS?
HERE'S MINE LOL FORGOT TO SHAVE AND SHOWER FOR A WEEK OLOLOLO

>>27649137
I've always wanted to be named Lasarwulf. It's the name of the butcher from Fiddler on the Roof. Such an awesome name, such a wasted opportunity.

>>27649125
A character with my name in the Sword of Truth series was a serial rapist and began to rape the female lead before her abilities returned.

Shit was awkward as fuck, it was a book I was going through with my mom.

>>27649063
It could be worse.
They could have bought horribly made things and all those Celestia's could be pink.

>paheal is back up
>i have never fapped so hard in my life

fuck i wish i wasnt such a loser

>>27649168
fuck off dinofag

>>27649089

All that talking about FA made me go... I found this

>>27649097
motherfucker

>>27649087
No.
>BUT.

My ex-girlfriend's last name was some obscure french word.
When I asked her to elaborate on her family history she used to say she was named after a rare flower.

She also loved clothes shopping and lavender perfume.

So you can imagine my fucking face when reading this shit

>>27649149
that's 35$ wasted buying pony stuff. Are people trying to make Hopip richer by peddling garbage on people?

>>27649184

I hear that the villain for season two is going to be Pink Celestia

>>27648978
Is 0r0 HIV positive? There's just something about the way his flesh looks that makes me think he's got viral death running through his veins.

>>27649184
could you make this picture again?

But its 4 Sweetie Belles

And Celestia looks even more worrried

I have some suggestions:

The Smooze.
Fucking boss armada of Diamond Dogs.
Griffon Army.
Nightmare Moon again, but this time in a different body than Luna.
Cthulhu.

Which one would you choose?

>>27649141
i was indifferent at most. he himself didn't bring his furry shit into these threads for the most part. but he really didn't DO anything

>>27649213
Just kidding bro, I think rex is a pretty cool name

LIES

>>27649063
I wouldn't mind some of the tiny grab bag ponies if they ever come out here. That's my limit, I think.

>>27649240
I believe the true enemy would be something composed of a horrid amalgamation of ponychanfags and their OCs.

>>27649125
Thadius is named after the secondary character from the movie zapped. It was awesome to find out.

>>27649206
problem?

>>27649229


and then Dash was a bald lite blue pegasus

I don't have any childen. I probably never will. No woman would ever want to be in the same room as me, let alone have children with me. I bought a single G4 pony, though -- Princess Celestia. If universal forces beyond my understanding were to ever gift me with offspring I will give this pony to her and sit down to watch the DVD of that old pony show that daddy used to watch. And she will ask "Daddy why is the princess pony white on tv but my toy is pink?" And I will laugh and say "Go to your room and let daddy watch his show."

>>27649226
And then everyone rushes out to buy that horribly made pink Celestia toy, which was just a clever scheme all along.

>>27649255
Goddamnit, that's ANOTHER reason why Cutie Mark Chronicles is one of my least favorite episodes.

>>27649252
The only time Nanaki made me mad was when he would hypocritically bitch at other furfags for being furfags. He never knew how to just stand his ground or stick up for himself. He's a natural beta.

>>27649063

I would buy those stickers on the left

I kind of want some

>>27649229
Thanks for that.

>>27649295
You too?

I hate how Dash is elevated to practically the status of godhood.

>>27649292
Pink Celesta? She loves her barrettes.

Dinosaurs will be the villains of season 2.
The first episode is the CMC getting devoured by dinosaurs

>>27649322
Not everypony can be best pony Anon.

Is Twilight Sparkle super gay for Princess Celestia, or am I just reading too much into it?

>>27649288
What happens if you're blessed with a son?

>>27649240
option E:
a kingdom of reptiles ruled over by a grand king cobra. identical to celestia is moral alignment but much, much more glued to law and tradition. incredibly solemn. ponies would view them as stick in the muds. tensions between the two kingdoms would escalate, the big bad revealing itself as a third party trying to provoke a conflict for its own gain.

>>27649322

Didn't the writer of that episode only write episodes that centered on Rainbow Dash?

>>27649255
>Bullshit
>Bullshit
>Bullshit
>Only valid one, but due to lack of foresight and communication amongst animation teams
>Bullshit
>Bullshit
Cool story of the year. All years, bro.

>>27649299

He was an insufferable attention whoring tripfag that could have solved all his problems and made every thread he was in less shitty, by just dropping his name. (or getting a new one)

This of course did not occur to him because he was an attention whoring faggot.

>>27649322
Oh, I've got no objections to Dash being ridiculously awesome. It's her stock-in-trade, the ability to back up her talk.

I mostly don't like Cutie Mark Chronicles because it's just so... sticky-sweet. TOO sweet.

My attitude throughout the whole thing is basically Scootaloo's, and it was nice at least to suffer along with her.

>>27649344
Kinda.

>>27648807
That's the first time I ever got a boner from something pony-related.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

>>27649356
He wrote sonic rainboom and swarm of the century

>>27649344
>Implying everyone doesn't read too much into a children's cartoon here.

The ponies are actually actresses. What you see on the show are characters they play. What are they really like?

>>27649328
Fucking think about this.

MAGIC-USING DINOSAURS.

>>27649357
The last two are completely valid, especially the last one.

>>27649288
Also: May your first child be a masculine child.

>>27649368

>>27649217
Yes.
>Character is named Nathaniel
>He is pretty much like me, sickly, detached, and hates most of the people around him but doesn't show it.
>Dies a horrible death
>MFW I hate all the remaining character except the antagonist.
>MFW The character thought the antagonist wasn't that bad.
>My fucking face when

>>27649365
That's one of the nice touches about the show. When it does start to go overboard, there's usually Spike or someone around to groan alongside you/

>>27649364
>insufferable
He never caused me to suffer. Maybe you're just extra bitchy.

>>27649382
Someone came up with the idea that Twilight Sparkle really LIKES playing her character on the show, because the character is so much smarter than she is.

So she tries to act that smart in real life, only she isn't very smart.

I think she looks better in lite bottle-green

>>27649125
>>27649175
>>27649279
I'm named after Luke Skywalker
but now I have get to have the same first name as Luke Allen

>>27649328
this post was not actually me
i feel bad that i need to specify this

>>27649404
I think the framing for that is one of the bullies had his head through a pillar and the other one went flipping off to...i dont know... somewhere, and they didnt see it. Its not really sensical but I think thats the logic.

>>27649384

MAGIC-USING DINOSAURS WITH WIZARD HATS.

Season 2 will be a crossover with Digital Devil Saga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WNVme9Tto

>>27649431

considering the sheer volume of posts his presence generated going back, well, forever, you are in the minority.

>>27649452
>>27649452
What about the crowd? What about the nuclear fall out?

>>27649462
Not really. Most everybody seemed to get along with him. Every time he showed up in any of the chatrooms, livestreams, etc. everybody got along with him just fine.

I'm pretty sure it was just you and, maybe, a small handful of other people.

Those boy ponies weren't necessarily in Dash's *class*, they were at summer flight camp or some shit

>>27649407
The fifth one makes no fucking sense. How is it valid? Because her grandmother doesn't live with them? I guess my family was part of the minority, because both of my grandparents lived with each other and not with one of their children.

He never saw the Rainboom because he was unconscious. He's a skeptic.

>>27649506
he never actually bothered me, but somebody (or more) has a bone to pick with him I guess

>>27649414
No sir I don't like this thread one bit.

Unusual named bros, AWAY!

>>27649506

Nobody gives a shit what he does off of 4chan. We just don't want him here, and are glad he is gone.

>>27649460
I'm okay with this
Those games had really badass soundtracks

>>27649522
Damn I meant to link to >>27649404

>>27649502
Well, she did it a few feet from the ground. depending on how high up those people watch were, and it looked pretty high from fluttershy's fall, they could have theoretically not seen what happened. At least not the reason.

Also only the bullies claim its an old mares tale so we actually dont know anyone elses opinions on it.

I'm named after Jim. You know, that Italian guy that your friend knows?

>>27649453
I love the idea of magic-using dinosaurs. It's so delightfully WACKY.

I actually hinted at it in Dangerous Business, though I didn't expect anyone to catch it.

>>27649533
Speak for yourself

o hai

>>27649404
How is the second to last valid? Pinkie Pie was still a little filly even after the sonic rainboom.

>>27649568

Jim I found your picture on the internet

Goodnight

>>27649560
It happens guy. Just don't let it happen again, or else.

i hate twilight so much

I'm named after my gay uncle charlie
I don't go by charlie or charles though

>>27649606
nighty night. Don't die in your sleep.

>>27649506
I never really paid attention to him. Like a constant buzzing in the background, most people just filter out the noise.

>>27649589

What furries think is irrelevant.

>>27649255
1. I'll give you that one

2. Throw away line and some careless colouring, meh

3. They weren't in her class

4. Her grandmother doesn't live with her

5. Defending a friend doesn't make you a good sibling

6. Didn't see it?

Can we please not talk about Nanaki?

OMFG will you faggots STFU about this and that tripfag doing whatever the fuck they do. NO. ONE. GIVES. A. SHIT. It's rediculous enough to spend time in a thread posting about a girl's cartoon but then you don't even fucking do that! You cock-smoke on and on about tripfags! Seriously, stay on topic. Goddamn.

how sad is my life that this will be the highlight of my day tomorrow.

>>27649612
I know, watch, next she's going to outshine Dash

>>27649255
So does anyone have anything more to add about trying to figure out the main cast's relative ages? We haven't had a discussion about that in a while.

>>27649642

>>27649642
Relax. It's just Dinofag trying to bring everybody down.

Can we please stop talking about furfags that mercifully no longer post here? Please?

>>27649642
Ma'am, you seem upset.
Shall I hold your purse while you put ice on your bum?

Good to see you're still being creepy as all fuck, /co/. Keep up the good work.

>>27649659
Fluttershy is one year older than pinkie pie and pinkie pie appears to be about the same age as the rest of the mane 6. So that.

>>27649659
Oldest to youngest
Rarity
Fluttershy
Twilight
Applejack
Dash
Pinkie Pie

>>27649659
Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie Pie. Other than that? Too many unknowns.

>>27649682
Yeah. Let's talk about the show.

What were the funniest jokes?

>>27649659
My personal order, after a decent amount of revision, goes, from oldest to youngest:
Fluttershy
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rainbow Dash
Twilight Sparkle

No telling HOW much older each pony is compared to the others, though, except for us knowing that Fluttershy's a year older than Pinkie Pie.

>>27649691
sure thing

>>27649597
Oh shit... look I had to pay my way through college...

Can we discuss the show?

>>27649691
>Discussing show
>Telling people to shut up about dramafags
>Creepy as fuck

No, just, get out.

>>27649659
I think Pinkie Pie is the youngest because of her immaturity

>>27649712
>>27649717
fluttershy is a year younger than flutter shy
just remindin'

>>27649712
>>27649717
How does one create this list with one line that references age and everyone but fluttershy looking to be about the same age at the time of the first sonic rainboom

>>27649648

>Twilight decides to magic herself a pair of feathery Pegasus wings
>Just because she has the power to
>Races Dash and is better because she reads up on flight strategies and takes care of her wings more often

Dash is mad beyond madness

POP POP delivered.

>>27649460
>>27649460
fuckyes!

Cutie Mark Crusaders DEVIL SUMMONERS!

>>27649750
See, I don't think so at all. Pinkie's got a surprising amount of wisdom. Her personality is youthful, but she herself seems to have some years to her.

>>27649682

You had no problem bringing him up before, might as well keep bringing him up now

>>27649645

I can't wait to hear all the reports of how shitty it was.

>>27649760

>>27649750
Nonsense. Pinkies 4000 years old.

>>27649712
>>27649717
Considering Dash and Fluttershy were in the same class, I think they're closer to the same age than the rest.

>>27649763
suicide

wouldnt kicking the tree hard enough to make apples fall eventually kill the tree.

>>27649781
> Pinkie's got a surprising amount of wisdom.

Such as? She has terrible communication skills, and uses fluffy language like a fucking 8 year old.

I don't know how /co/ feels about Antipodes, but I've finished a chapter and need someone to proofread it. Anybody interested?

>>27649799
Fluttershy is clearly older than Dash. Besides, she mentions she'd been held back quite a bit. She could be a bad flyer, and Dash could be an exceptional flyer, so she could have been moved up a class.

And besides, was it ever mentioned that they were in the same class?

>>27648297
You should record it!

>>27649820
No, go die in a fire. Etc.

>>27649763
There is no words to describe how mad she would be. But this come pretty close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk

>>27649808

>>27649648
Didn't she already do that during the race?

>>27649682
>>27649715
>>27649731


Uh, see...

>>27649255
>>27649322
>>27649356
>>27649357
>>27649365
>>27649404
>>27649426
>>27649452
>>27649502
>>27649512
>>27649522
>>27649630

I'd call that discussing the show.

>>27649820
uhhh, snarky basterd is a good editor but hes never here, otherwise id do it if i werent grammer problems

Applebuck season on now
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

>>27649760
pinkie pie*

>>27649767
Nice!

>>27649865
nagga u sick

>>27649645
fuck you, my family has alumni status for the stampede and i cant even go see this tomorrow cause i have to set up the stampede breakfast

>>27649813
Earth ponies can do shit with nature that... fuck it. It's magic.

>>27649852
This reminds me, I want more discussion of My Little High Fantasy Warrior Girls, or whatever the fuck we called our 'ponies with weapons' setting.

I keep having ideas for it.

>>27649820

It was good until the black typical wankfest OC fire magic unicorn showed up, at which point I dumped it like a ton of bricks

>Discuss the show
>People come in bitching about lack of show discussion
>Discussion dies

>>27649750
>implying Pinkie isn't just tweaked
>implying Pinkie isn't 4000 years old

>>27649875
Sounds like you're going to have a lot of fun anyway, man. I wouldn't complain too much.

i have a friend who likes the CMC just a little too much. what should i do.

>>27649858
well, it's also story-wise. if the characterization works or is just painful or something.

no worries though, I'll just wait till later.

>>27649921

show him scootabuse

>>27649888
Post your ideas anyway. You have at least one person eagerly awaiting it.

>>27649852
FIM/Game of Thrones. Now there's a crossover I'd pay to see.
All three CmC's have to be banished to the Black Watch.

>>27649913
ah the only plus side is i get to sleep in the teepees on friday, waking up at 4am tomorrow to set this up

>>27649921
Show him this picture. And be supportive of your friend.

Sweeite why you winking at Scoots?

>>27649899

>>27649899
The two golden truths of ponythreads:
1. Someone always bitches
2. The discussion always changes

>>27649892
Hm, really? A lot of people have told me they liked her character. What about her turned you off the story?

>>27649845
What's that Scootaloo? KILL TWILIGHT?! She's making Rainbow Dash cry? HAHAHAHAHA

>>27649958
I thoroughly enjoyed the flip flops.

>>27649779
>>27649779
i can see this shit already...

>twilight is an experienced devil summoner
>cutie mark crusaders still triying to find their cutie marks
>they want to summon their first demon
>ask twilight for help
>she offers to help them summon a pixie or a jackfrost
>they bluff being able to control more powerful demons, as usual
>twilight says no
>they get in her treehouse during the night and steal a summoning spell
>instead of summoning something small and easy to control, they end up summoning Pale Rider
>it starts wrecking shit all arround ponyville
>twilight has to stop it
the episode is actually the halloween special, CMC running for their lives while twilight prepares for the battle

>>27649939
Shit, man. How many times in your life are you going to get to be involved, and not just as a spectator, at the Calgary Stampede? Sure it'll be a lot of work, but that's something that will stick with you forever.

>>27649954

Here comes faceless with his rp shit now...

i just ordered a few cans of pony online. im sure it will taste horrible.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

GET THE FUCK IN HERE!

>>27650035
No you fool don't say his name.

>>27649921
>the killers
>punk
>not rock

>>27650050
>Applejack Pasta Sauce
>Not Applesauce.

>>27650050
Want.

We need more firefly.

>>27649970

Honestly? The writing itself was fine. I never choked on your words, so to speak. But one gets jaded after reading so much fanfiction, so that running into a black (first warning sign) unicorn OC, specially adept at fire magic (another warning sign) and with the typical roguish flare one could expect from a marysue style hero introduction was like going down the interstate at 70 and smashing into a wall that just popped up out of a slot in the ground. I mean it was an instinctive, muscle memory style story close.

>>27649954

>>27649767
yess

>>27650067
who? candlejack?

>>27649934
Okay, so I was boosting this all off of a discussion Megasweet started over the weekend. Basically, the girls are all humanized in your standard High Fantasy RPG setting.

Twilight Sparkle
-Mage
-Wields a spear that doubles as a staff for casting magic
-Has a badass dark purple cloak
-Spike is her familiar

Rainbow Dash
-Ranger/Archer/Whatever
-Uses two curved short swords, as well as a bow and arrow
-Very acrobatic

Applejack
-Hand-to-hand fighter
-Wears iron gloves and iron boots
-EXTREMELY strong and nimble

Rarity
-Poses as an aristocrat, but is really a high-class thief
-Wields a rapier
-Can use weak magic
-Constantly resists the urge to steal valuable things

Fluttershy
-Druid
-Communes with animals
-Uses a simple staff
-Angel is her familiar (possibly magical)

Pinkie Pie
-Bard
-Plays a lute
-Can use said lute as a weapon like El Kabong
-Is the best fighter of the six
-Doesn't start a fight with weapons; she disarms her opponents and uses their weapons for herself

And then they go off and have a badass adventure with magic and goblins and dragons.

>>27650035
>rp shit

>>27650081
Pasta shapes, man, not pasta sauce. Noodles that look like ponies.

>>27650120
Candlejack is a cool dude that doesn't afrai-

>>27650061
anyone know how to fix this? ive been messing around with my firewalls for a few days now and cant open the damn port

>>27650152
You faggot that's not how you summon Candlejack. You're not supposed to leave a hy

>>27650067
There's a better way to summon him

OH LOOK A NEW TALENTED ARTIST IS HOSTING A LIVESTREAM AND LOVES TO HAVE THEIR ASS KISSED, WHICH COULD RESULT IN THEM MAKING FREE SHIT FOR YOU

>>27650120
Sssh scoots. He'll make you eat off the same plate as David lee Roth!

>>27650088
Hm. Well, all I can really tell you is that I do plan to flesh her out a lot more and make her more palatable. Her introduction was meant to be flashy and impressive, though I can easily see how it could come across as sueish. I won't blame you if you don't want to keep reading it, but I will tell you that most elements I introduce I already have planned out till the end, and some gaping holes in the story or characterization may just be set up for later. Antipodes is kinda written as a book, but you only get a chapter at a time, so the whole picture is kinda slow in coming. Thanks for your criticisms though, I know I have to tread lightly with her character! ... god this turned into a wall of text. I'm sorry

>>27650122

Is spike a dragon like in the show?

And about AJ, i will like her using a mail armor or something like that with a sword and a shield.

>Not having Rainbow Dash as your favorite Pony

Sad.

>>27650120
Not candlejack, No Face; candlejack can't really d

>>27650164
A lot of times, refreshing the page helps, but I guess that didn't help you.

If you're already opening ports and it's not working, dunno what else to suggest. Besides trying a different browser. Firefox or Chrome, or the other if you're already using one.

>>27650215
Dash is the worst pony.

>>27650211
Yes, Spike is a dragon. He talks and stuff, just like the show.

Twilight can, in an emergency, channel her magic into him and age him up into a full-grown dragon. However, she can't keep this up for long.

>>27650164
try using a proxy? or maybe clearing your internet cache

>>27650196
>>27650196
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

So I doubt we'll be seein the Diamond Dogs in season 2(they weren't really amazing villain characters)

What else do you suppose won't show up in Season 2?

>>27650215
Sure is a funny spelling of Pinkie Pie, anon.

Welp I just finished that sad Scootaloo fic. Should I post it now or wait until the new thread?

anyone have full size of this. i cant even read it.

>>27650263
Owloysious, GOD WILLING.

>>27650263
Trixie. This is a good thing.

>>27650268
>oh look it's the average XD SO RANDUM character

>>27650215
Not having someone who gets by on raw talent alone and is incredibly lazy? I know, what's not to love?!

>>27650215
Some people just have poor taste

>>27650122

Jet, post these ideas in my Fimchan thread.

By the way, a thought occurred to me today. What would you say AJ does for a living in this "medieval" humanized continuity?

Is she the obvious farmer? Or is she a blacksmith?

And for that matter, what do the others do when not fighting?

>implying there will be a villain and not just the occasional mean character that learns to be nice by the end of the episode

>>27650307
yep

>>27650296
>Dash's entire character

>>27649680
wait, what? why?

>>27650122
>Applejack

I'm going to say Tank based cleric there
-serves under a diety of nature/fertility.
-weapon is also used for harvesting apples
-magic, if used, is so subtle that most others don't notice-buffers mainly, along with earth shape and vegitation control

>>27650268
>>27650215
Pinkiedash is my favorite ship.

>>27650347
Because he's the omega of the fandom. And he's been bitching about everybody and everything ever since he figured that out.

>>27650327
>Guy in hat and suit
>faggot

Bitch you must be high

>>27650367
>ships

>>27650296
>implying I don't like both

Okay

Why did Celestia banish her sister to the frickin' MOON instead of making the ponies party all night like they ended up doing?

It said she tried to reason with her, did Celestia even offer that? Nightmare Moon really didn't listen?

I wish they gave Lauren permission to elaborate on this with a book or something

Eh fuck it, I'll just post it now.

I hope it's sad/cute enough for you guys.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LGAghsFcJBXBkS33uhBTtwMfBi5PYWjhUntMeDT50Qs/edit?hl=en_US

>>27650386
She was tired of only being able to watch ponies fuck at night.

>>27650321
I hadn't thought overmuch that far.

SOME of the professions can stay the same: I don't see why Applejack wouldn't still be a farmer. Twilight can still be a student of magic under Celestia.

Rainbow Dash could be a mercenary.

Pinkie Pie just does whatever. I think she's probably a vagabond or a traveling minstrel.

Rarity, as mentioned, is a thief who passes herself off in high society. A little like Catwoman, though of course Catwoman never used a sword.

>>27650322
Gummy will be the next villain.
He will wander into poison joke and gain massive intelligence and try to take over ponyville from all the silent rage that has been building up as a pet to such a random and weird pink pony.

>>27650380
>Implying anyone takes shipping shit seriously
>Not ponies being cute with other ponies.

>>27650378
He's a major faggot. Perhaps the biggest faggot.
He is so obviously over dressing for the occasion to make up for his social ineptitude and he most likely has a superiority complex. AKA Elitist hipster faggot.

I bet he goes out to the movies wearing that shit too.

>>27650442
>Implying people don't take shipping seriously and should be punished for doing so

>>27650321
>>27650434

AJ can be a militia farmer maybe?

>>27650122
I really like the AJ and Pinkie idea. With AJ, I imagine her to look like the Monk class from Final Fantasy Tactics, but a bit more metal. And I think the Bangaa Monks from Advance actually did.

>>27650321
Probably a farmer who dabbles in metal smithing. Mother works the farm, and father bends the metal. AJ is actually pretty sickly, and her armor is actually meant to protect her from simple things, like thorns.

If you want to go with the whole peasants not allowed to own weapons, you could give her a buckler, and have her focus on defending herself and judo like techniques.

>>27650442

>>27650374
no idea where you got that from
no seriously, inform me

>>27650203

I may give it another shot. It would be good to note though just how difficult that scene can be to get passed for someone that is OC averse. Someone who isn't a fan, but is giving your story a go anyway is just waiting for something to spook them, and her introduction is like a perfect storm of OC "danger signs" in rapid succession. I would not be surprised if I wasn't the first person that was scared off by that introduction sequence. People who dig OCs probably don't even notice it, though.

>>27650434

I'm torn with AJ. I mean, I realize farming still works perfectly for her, but at the same time, I really dig the idea of her being a weapons expert, and I keep picturing her hammering swords and other tools in her workshop.

>>27650470

You act as though being an overdressed elitist is worse than being an unwashed neckbeard.

>>27650438
Gummy has always been one of the smartest characters, poison joke would probably give him teeth, which would go very badly for someone

i laughed

>>27650515
How about her picking up some smithing skills from her older brother, Mac the Smith?

>>27650515
actually, farmers ended up being both, most of time. they often had to repair tools and equipment on their own. why not A.J be, not so much an expert, so much as just proficient? modifying her farming tools for combat? (like all weapons are)

>>27650434
Also, I have this scene in my mind.

Pinkie Pie proudly proclaims herself "the best fighter in the Puddin' Pie Islands" or some other ridiculous location.

The rest of the group is extremely skeptical, so Pinkie offers to prove it by challenging ALL of them to a fight at once.

After some discussion, they agree, and Twilight enchants their weapons to be nonlethal.

What follows is an extended sequence of Pinkie doing her disarm-then-use trick on all the other girls. She'll defeat one girl, take her weapon, then use that weapon on the next girl, then take HER weapon and use it on the NEXT girl, and so on.

For example, she defeats Twilight, takes her spear, then uses her spear to fight Rarity, then takes Rarity's rapier and uses it to fight Dash.

And maybe "The A La Menthe" is playing all the while. And of course Pinkie never stops smiling.

>>27650515
What about a teacher of arms? Tutoring other's in the art of the blade and body.

>>27650550
$20 says he just moved here

>>27650550
Of course they'd have their own problems.
and of course the mod will announce leaving instead of just...leaving.

>>27650518
Touche

>>27650518

Why.

Why did I read that in her voice.

>>27650515
You could go the father is an ex-soldier route.
Applejack's weapon of choice could be a spear, because she's able to practice its forms best by using a pitchfork laying around the farm.

She could then be apprenticed to a blacksmith.

>>27650583
>moving here
>unable to have any influence whatso-ever

If hes not a huge faggot Id tolerate his presence

>>27650503
Good to know. I really hate to think that I may have driven readers off with that chapter, I have some really awesome things that I haven't even come close to doing yet. All I suppose I can say is not is all as it may first appear. Also, I didn't really expect /co/ to give good constructive criticism! You done me proud.

Ugh. Image limit.
Thread plz

>>27650550
Arcade Gannon was a Ponychan mod.

You learns something new everyday.

>>27650560
>>27650515
Or better yet, she spent her time in Mac's smithy playing around with all the weapons he made. A smithy wouldn't have any fighting skills anyway.

>>27650577
To have one, or be one? With all the wars you get in high fantasy land, I'm sure one of the people on her farm/town was a mercenary or soldier who could teach her. Maybe even a basic town guard.

>>27650618
>>27650583
This mod has been here quite often. He's actually warned ponychanners who try to start things.

>>27650618
He's a mod on ponychan. He's the biggest faggot in the fandom.

>>27650618
>announces he is leaving
>implies this would affect anyone
>latin

I got bad news for you....

>>27650620
this is why pre-readers are always best. they can catch these problems before you publish for real

>>27650665
Neat

>>27650672

How would being a mod be the biggest faggot in the fandom? You've got control of the biggest faggots in the fandom.

You can have them do anything you want.

Dance puppets dance.

>>27650636
In that case, give her a single-headed ax. Not a big double-header, but something lighter and faster, but still sharp enough to cut and heavy enough to use as a bashing weapon.

>>27650636
And she got pissed off when people told her women couldn't fight, so she set out to prove them wrong.

>>27650665
see
>>27650605

Okay okay I'll make a thread.

Hold on.

>>27650676
mmhmm. I never release any chapter unless at least two other people have picked it apart. The problem is I can't find any now.

>>27650704
An axe or a hammer.

New thread.
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765
>>27650765

>>27650752

I still prefer a hammer.

Fuck yeah, warhammers.

>>27650742

If you can't find anyone after awhile, I can probably give it a go. I made the previous posts about your black unicorn character and also tend to pop into the sacred IRC room from time to time. Name in there is FlyingSaucer

>>27650794

I think a hammer is too bulky for AJ, maybe Mac can use a big ass hammer.