Hey, good, unbiased, well-researched press for once.

http://www.slatev.com/video/bronies-thing/

Last thread:

>>27629516

Screw you Bloo. Rocky is my waifu

Would Pinkie play as a paragon or renegade?

>Best imaginary friends ever

>>27633473

She would just randomly select an option.

>>27633479
>best imaginary girlfriend ever

>>27633456
What the fuck.

Fetish Art? Really?

>>27633473
She would renact the Shepard is a jerk vid

>>27633463
>mentioning everywhere ponies are on and not just ponychan
I'm liking this already

>>27633463
That "Scribus" bronie guy looks like a pimp

>>27633456
Jesus Christ.

Ok, so we have collectively decided, in hese threads of course, that Luna will be voiced by Samuel Jackson, Bon Bon will be voiced by Morgan Freeman, and Lyra will be voiced by James Earl Jones. This Poses the inevitable question: Who will Laurence Fishburne Voice?

>>27633570
Derpy

>>27633463
>Pony fan wearing a Fedora

EVERY GODDAMN TIME.

What WoW class and do you think each of the main 6 would play???

>>27633463

Of course Seth is not busy posting this on EqD.
I know it will eventually make it but still...

>>27633536

Until you realize the screen capture of the 4chan thread contained a snippet of the Rainbow Dash/CMC RP.

Not that the casual watcher would know the difference, but still.

>>27633570
What? I thought Morgan Freeman voiced Lyra

>>27633598
I'm beggining to think there's a scalp infection going round.

>>27633629

Oh for fucks sake it will never end. This guy must be the saddest person Earth.

>>27633627
Nope. JEJ is gonna do Lyra.

>>27633463

>4chan post about licking off stuff from a pony

>>27633629
Motherfucker.

So I guess I can understand liking the show but how do names and terms like Cutie Mark, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy not make you cringe in pain every time you hear them?

>>27633424

Madame LeFlour is my waifu.

Hey guys.
Guys.
Have...
Have you seen that story where Spike's old and Twilight dies?
You should, it'll help you forget all those shitty little things that get in the way of living life to the fullest extent. Like eating. Or happiness.

>>27633676
You get used to it.

Try to speak their names in an erotic voice. That helps.

Taking a drawing request. No shipping, violence, or extreme detail please.

So it turns out that Adult Swim went from calling bronies creepy to recommending Friendship Is Magic to its viewers

FUCKIN FLIP FLOPS

Am I the only one that hates the theme song whenver it plays?

>>27633617

Yeah but as soon as some furry from ponychan does some obnoxious bullshit he immediately posts it.

I wish Envy came around more
What really bugs me is that LK and Envy would draw fat ponies in the pudgy thread, but people hated on Envy when they came here and people love LK

>>27633727
They are adult swim

They were joking from the beginning

>>27633676

I used to be irritated by Mario's stereotypical accent and inflection, but that doesn't mean I hate Mario games any less. It's just something you have to grow used to until you barely notice it at all.

>>27633668
>Marshmallow taste?


>Here, let me lick it off. hold out your tongue.
This was an ERP post.

>>27633727

"bronies" ARE creepy

>>27633736
I'll bet once MLP gets cancelled it will be put on AS to please stoner/Pony fans and to troll their normal fans.

>>27633676
"Cutie mark" is the only one that still irks me a bit, if only because it's such a fruity name, even when it applies to the male characters too.

None of the characters' names ever struck me as obnoxious though

>>27633717
Hmm...Draw Pinkie Pie looking into a mirror with Pinkamina looking back out at her.

>>27633463
hey.
Scribus is one really cool guy.

Finally a non-Luke Allen in the media

>>27633657
Then don't expect me to put any money into this project

>>27633776
Will attempt. I haven't done much with reflections before.

>>27633629

Oh look. More of this.

>>27633748
Yes but they defined brony as "an adult male fan of the children's cartoon My Little Pony"
Which would apply to all of us, not just Ponychan fags

>>27633629
>HI GUIS THIS IS MY CHARACTER HE IS AN AWESOME ROCK STAR AND ALSO FLUTTERSHYS BROTHER
>HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH RAINBOWDASH AND THEN THEY HAVE A BABY AND THEN DASHIE BECOMES A HOUSEWIFE INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING HER DREAMS BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME OH I MEAN MY CHARACTER TOO MUCH TO LEAVE HIM FOR FAME AND RICHES

>>27633676
Exposure, mostly. Pinkie and Fluttershy I simply link to the characters so there wasn't any cringing there after about episode 3. Twilight Sparkle took until about episode 5.

>>27633727
DWEEBS.

>>27633798
we are creepy

>Do I have to come in there and show you how to play Lesbians the right way?

>>27633796
Thanks

>>27633807
Flip Flops

>>27633809
It's all in good fun.

Definitely very well done, that was pretty good.

In other news, guess what guys, the disability money I filed for from the government to watch MLP just got approved! Now I can watch ponies all the time and not have to work again.

>>27633830
yep, all in good fun
still creepy

>>27633463
They took information from ponychan.
I can't take this thing seriously anymore.
At least they interviewed someone who looked normal. Somewhat.

>>27633598

At least that guy is presentable, unlike Luke Allen and the rest of ponychan.

>>27633835
Fuck you. Why would you do that?

>>27633817
>Implying Lesbianism is a game

It's much more serious than that.

>>27633835
Forgot my link.
>>27633463

>>27633817
I like it when Pinkie ditches Twilight for Dash

>>27633852
>didn't get the reference

>>27633851
yep
I like him

But who was that crazy lady they interviewed later?

>>27633727
When did they do that?

>>27633727
Wilfred is fucking awesome.

>>27633699
Wait, this one?
http://www.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=103

Yeah, it's not exactly fun-packed.

>>27633835

>>27633456

>>27633840
Yeah, i'll admit this shit is pretty creepy sometimes. And that the fanartists pander to the major creepers and enable them.

I just step for a few days when that happens, then I come back and everything feels fresh and new.

>>27633909
oh man

I feel old all for a sudden.

>>27633835
Whenever I see this thumbnail I think that she has a hot dog on her head

>>27633870
she'd be willing to share!

>>27633739
Faceless... we made history, bro.

AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!

>>27633804
It's like someone created a formula for making OC ponies to troll Lauren Faust with.

>>27633843

Pull your head out of your ass and think practically.
They were making a presentation about fans of the show. 4chan isn't exactly a premier pony fansite the same way Ponychan or EqD is, and the fact that they mentioned it at all places them steps above others who have reported on the pony proliferation.

Which is worse, ponychanfags or the costumed fags at conventions?

Ponychan costumed fags can't possibly exist.

>>27633804
>AND ALSO FLUTTERSHYS BROTHER

>>27633463
>watched 14 episodes and couldn't get into it
Now that's what I call giving it a chance. I'd be fine with someone giving up after 2 or 3.

>>27633940
Why do you keep Erotic Roleplaying with faceless.

Please stop.

>>27633944
I think they even only mentioned 4chan by name and only showed Ponychan
>>27633955
the costumed fags ARE the ponychanfags

>>27633854
ponies are srs bsns

>>27633938
No, I'm Bill Murray.

>>27633931
No she wouldn't

Twilight doesn't know how to do it right

>“Oh gosh you have no idea how BAD she was I mean she tried but she was lickin’ around all the wrong places totally missing the best spots so after a while I just gave up and gee whiz I’m not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing here....” rambled Pinkie standing dumbly at Dash's red hindquarters.

>>27633970
Do Erotic Abortion instead!

>>27633931
YOU GOTTA SHARE
YOU GOTTA CARE

MIGHT I REMIND YOU ALL THAT US PONIES HAVE THE SAME NEEDS
JUST MAKE SURE TO REGULARLY DISINFECT THE ANAL BEADS

>ERP post makes it into the video article

>>27633955

Too bad all costumed fags are ponychanners.

>>27633463
IT'S NOT JUST MEN!
Christ, can we have one article or video get this right!?

>>27633961
That's not what you said the first time I told you about the OC

in fact, you were eager to see him

>>27633986
Okay.

>Maybe lesbians isn't our special talent,

............I didn't say stop.

>>27633979
She doesn't know, but she's read about it! If she could only go and get her notes she'd be much better

>>27633999
Right, but the adult men outnumber the adult women by something like ten to one.

>>27633999
It's not unusual for women for females to like MLP.

>>27633999
The woman aren't the interesting part of the fandom
That's why they only mention the men; upside-down, Satan

>>27634018
>>27634022
It's just Bronies was supposed to just be "Fans of the current toon" not just "Adult Men Who Like Ponies".

>>27634011
...can somebody please explain this boner?

>Ponyfags on one site bitching about Ponyfags on another site

Typical grasping at straws to find a sense of self-importance and superiority.

>>27633843

WTF are you talking about? That report was fucking awesome!
They did not even mention ponychan, only 4chan, there was one screencap from ponychan and one of EqD. That crazy cat lady mumbled some ponychan crap but still it was tolerable.

>>27633992
That's called accurately representing the community, especially the 'ignoring the context' part.

Awesome video; I'm surprised she didn't start slamming the bronies as being weirdos.

How can colorful marshmallows talk. You can't explain that.

>>27634013
I thought it was Applebloom fucking Rarity.

Now i imagined a scenario where Applebloom only fucks Sweetie so that she can get with her older sister.

>>27634043
There's some serious projection going on in this post.

>>27634016
>“I’m so super sorry Twilight, it was kinda fun at first but you just don’t have what I need right now,” said Pinkie bouncing out the door “I mean, if you were better at it I’d stick around but I’ve got somepony else on my mind right now. So see ya later!”
>Pinkie Pie bounced out the doorway a little disappointed. Obviously her friend was a first timer with no real idea what she was supposed to be doing, at least she gave it her best effort though. Luckily for Pinkie she knew just the pony that could help relieve her of this irritating itch she couldn’t scratch. With a super big grin on her face she headed south of town, a gleam in her eyes as she spotted the white domed roof of Dashs cloud house.

>>27634039
Was it? I try my best to not associate with that title.

>>27634042
You can't.

>>27634043

We're already called man children by outsiders.

finished this up last night as per request.

i'm sorry this is taking so long, guys.

rarity in next post

>>27634043

Go back to ponychan, you don't fool anybody.

>>27634043

>>27634077
they do have ankles and feet you know, they don't just have stumps at the end of their legs

>>27634066
It was just a term because "fans of this current My Little Pony cartoon" doesn't fit on a postage stamp.
It's a shorthand description, not a lifestyle.

>>27634077
Looks good.

Have you done a Fluttershy yet?

>>27634077
>hot and sweaty Rainbow Dash
...I approve.

>>27634115

i have but it turned out really bad. i'm going to redo it.

>>27634105
Meta bullshit is the cancer killing 4chan.

A necessary cancer, but still a cancer none the less.

>>27633463

What I like about the guy she interviewed was that he didn't go all "Ponies saved my life by teaching me life lessons about friendship and other autist bullshit". He gave a viable reason why he, personally, liked the show and what made it stand out in his mind.

>>27634105
>complains about everyone on /co/ tries to feel superior to everyone else
>draws a comic saying how much better the drawfags are than everyone else

wow what a fucking hypocritical comic

>>27634105
that looks a lot more like /b/ than /co/ to me.

Did somebody say Lesbianism?

>No Trixie

What're you doing /co/!?

>>27634105
Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop.

>>27634158
Go to sleep, Seth.

>>27633902
how many story sites are there now?
http://www.fimfiction.net/
which one came first?

>>27633463
>Little girls playing red dead redemption

>>27634158
Trixie's fanboy isn't here. We must make do without him.

>>27634141

Exactly, he was really just a normal guy who happens to like ponies.

>>27634077
I like how you bended the hair around her face, usually her hair is in a pony tail or looks like 90's grunge.

rarity

fluttershy is all that's left of the main cast, but i'm also doing these:

Big Macintosh
Lyra & BonBon
Zekora
Spitfire
Celestia
Luna
Derpy Hooves
Trixie
Gilda
Buff Spike
Photofinish & Hoity

and these ones are going to be not pinups because that would be weird:

Cutie Mark Crusaders
Spike

>>27633992
wait what?

So, tell me /co/, why do you hate the term 'Brony'. It's not that I call myself that, but it's way shorter than to call ourselves 'fans of MLP'.

Is it because Fox News and Ponychan? Or maybe /b/? Tell me.

>>27634189
Not a huge anthro fan, but hey, your stuff looks pretty damn good.
I look forward to the rest.

>>27634155
Lesbianism you say?

>>27634189
Are any of these going to be On model?

>>27634187

i never liked rainbow dash being portrayed as some kind of bull dyke. i think it would be a really adorable episode if she had a crush on a boy pony or something, and the lesson was that making assumptions about someone can be hurtful.

they already did that for the zekora episode but it's so overused in every cartoon ever that i don't think anyone would notice.

>>27634215
I don't hate it

>>27634215

>Fox News and Ponychan? Or maybe /b/

All of those.

>>27634215
/co/lts is also acceptable

>>27634004
I was?

I'll fix the problem /co/ here's some more Trixie!

>>27634215

It pretty much started when /b/tards started calling themselves bronies. Only with the added slashes. Ponychan was pretty much the nail in the coffin.

>>27634215
Who wants to know?

I made an incredibly rushed art.

>>27634215
Mostly it's because I despise the word "bro" in all instances

>>27634215
>but it's way shorter than to call ourselves 'fans of MLP'.
exactly for that


it's not used to call "fans of MLP the show" anymore
now it's used to call "fans of MLP the subculture"

>>27634215
It's even easier to just call me jesus. Or faggot, which ever comes first.

>>27634253
I feel like that would burn her tail.

>>27633727
Goddamn flip flops!
Flip flops everywhere!

>>27634256
faggot

>>27633942
what doesn't add up

>>27634226

like, on four legs?

i don't think i'd feel comfortable doing that. it's much easier and the style is perfectly emulate-able but having a straight up horse in lingerie is kind of...

eh

>>27634246
quite

Even more because of the fact that he was Fluttershy's brother

>>27634215
for the same reason /v/ hates being labeled as a "gamer"

>>27634206
Refer to:
>>27633668
>>27633739
>>27633940
You made it into the vid. Congratulations.

>>27634061
books are her only friend

books and the bottle

>>27633727
Adult Swim should pick up the show.

Ladies. Remember, it's treasonous to say "No"

>>27634239
yes i prefer this, brony has been tainted by ponychan.

and sounds too much like oc self insert

>>27634248

>>27634189
Photo Finish better look serious and unemotional.

Also, my captcha wants us to be bronier.

Pic related.

twilight sparkle for those who missed it

also thank you guys for reposting my art. it makes me feel really good about myself. :3 /brohoof

>>27634276
I missed it. When is it?

>>27634232

I bet if Rainbow Dash remained Fire Fly and had the pink/blue color scheme NO ONE would have assumed she's a lesbian despite her tomboyish personality.
It's the rainbow colored hair which makes everyone go "hurr durr she must be a lesbian, she's even tomboyish every tomboy is a fucking dyke, it's a fact".

>>27634290
We can just call ourselves ponyfags. Works for pretty much everything else around here

>>27634262
I LOVE FLIP FLOPS

>>27634276
Ah

Hahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha

>>27634189
>>27634077

These look great. Are you doing the next ones in the order you listed?

i wear socks with my sandals

Trixie certainly is the best pony, she should make a come back as Lunas' apprentice.

>>27634276
at what time does it appear in the video?

>>27634280
>Adult Swim takes over MLP
>pop culture references, pop culture references everywhere
NOPE

>>27634345
I don't wear sandals.

>>27634273
Show me the damn archive link.

>>27634311

>>27634313
If it weren't for the fact that she was a zebra and had an African accent and had African art in her hut, no one would suspect that Zecora was supposed to be African.

Is the term 'Brony' recoverable? Can we make this nickname not suck anymore?

Without too much effort, do you think that it could be possible to get the term 'brony' to not be as pejorative as it is currently considered to be on /co/? Is there any way one could be at least okay with being called a brony here?

>>27634350
So much this.

>>27634360
what

.....eeyup.

>Big Mcintosh had forgotten that Tuesday was lesbian night.

>>27634271
>having a straight up horse in lingerie is kind of eh

Most people don't really see them as horses, but like marshmellow cartoon characters. That being said, It does look pretty ridiculous.

>>27634355
I said pick up the show. Not start producing it.

>>27634359
that was long ago

I think you were discussing Dash/Guard and someone Dash/Skywind

>>27634368
I don't know, but I sure hope so

>>27634313

Also this creates an awkward paradox, on one hand I hate the "all tomboys are dykes" stereotype on the other hand I have nothing against homosexuals so saying "Rainbow is straight bitches" feels incredibly rude.
Let's just say she's bisexual.

>>27634335

maybe. :3 it really depends on how i feel.

you guys are free to give me ideas for poses, i obviously haven't looked that far ahead.

applejack with "dat plot"

>>27634350
Indeed.

>>27634360
Lol.

>>27634396
That guy looks familiar...What was his name? Candlej-NOPE.

>>27634350
I now want to see Trixie doing all the talking for Luna. Trixie says some stuff as the bitch she is and makes Luna look bad, but Luna is too insecure to correct her.

>>27634396
Ruby > Candlejack

HEY MLP general
I am going to order a brooklyn style pizza today
what toppings shall I get

usually I get olives but i have gotten a little sick of them lately, plus I think they give me hearburn

>>27634319

>>27634447
you should get pony

>>27634447
Horse meat

and pinkie pie as the last one for now.
so, pose ideas for what i listed? anybody?

>>27634429
So I discovered last night that my girlfriend can't do a handjob to save her life.

I even lubed it up and let her go at it. But she was just doing it wrong. I even bought some scented candles from the store to set the mood and everything. So then she gets the genius idea to grab one of them and drip hot wax on my cock. It BURNED LIKE HELL of course, so I shouted at her "Put down that candle! Jack me off alrea

>>27634141

And don't forget when the interviewer said "I couldn't get into it," he calmly stated "Well, nothing's for everybody" rather than going into a "NO BITCH YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IT AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT" tirade. Given, I see a lot of the former scenario here, as well, but it's so much more satisfying to see it in person.

Don't mind me /co/ just sending Ursa Majors back to their caves with my awesome magic.

>>27634447
Onions
Bell Peppers
Sausage
Pepperoni
Extra Cheese

>>27634400
All ponies are bisexual. They're free spirited, open minded.

Actually, I don't think their society would ever obsess over sexuality as much as ours does.

>>27634447
this one

>>27634488
god why is this picture so hilarious

>>27634477

Well, not "in person," but seeing it being played out between to actual people.

This show suck ,Twillight is better

>>27634368
Almost impossible.
First we have to remove the problem that is associated with the term "brony."
That first of all is associated with the two things known as "/b/ pony threads" and "ponychan." We need to fix that. In two ways:
1. Remove the association "brony" has with those two things.
2. Fix those two things.
I don't know how we can do that.

>>27634477

Luke Allen would have kidnapped her, lock her up in his parent's basement and force her to watch ponies until she likes it.

>>27634477
You sure like to point out that this guy is normal. Awfully suspicious if you ask me.

>>27634487
Given that the gender split seems to swing between a little over half female, to 95% female, and ponies are monogamous, I'd say that most of them probably are bisexual, through necessity if nothing else.

>>27634518

On the whole "gay Rainbow Dash" thing.
It would have probably happened eventually even if she wasn't all Rainbowy.

If it hadn't happened because she was tomboyish then it definetly would have happened when another girl chased her Pepe Le Peu style and then got really jealous because she was spending time with another girl who also got pissed for honing on time with HER girl.

I'm just saying it's really easy to read her as gay.

>>27634408
Ooooh in case, just throwing this out there for suggestion for Lyra & Bon Bon

>>27634447
buy chinese takeout

>>27634474
>girlfriend can't do a handjob to save her life
Fact is, giving a really good hand job is-
>drip hot wax on my cock
Oh my fucking lol.
>Put down that candle! Jack me off alrea
Oh for fu

>>27634523

It's not me, if that's what you're insinuating. I wouldn't be caught dead talking to anyone about liking ponies -- I've seen enough of the backlash associated with that.

I'm just glad that someone recognizes that not everyone who likes this show is a Luke Allen clone or BronyCon-ers.

>>27634549

i'll keep it in mind, thanks. :3

>>27634482
Trixie's probably really good at making out.

>>27634368
Identifying one's self as part of a fandom will always have negative connotations.

Being a Star Trek fan doesn't mean you speak Kilgon and will name your baby Spock, but a lot of people will think that if you just say "I like Star Trek".

Lyra and BonBon should definitely be hugging each other closely.

Toplessly.

>>27634487
Them dogfaces.

so sick

you're all

so

sick

fucking furries

>>27634542
Eh, without the rainbow thing, there would still be plausible deniable for those in the straight camp. All three of us.

>>27634592
Uh huh, you're not in the same boat. Just tell yourself that.

>>27634155
>"THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO BE A GIRL" - Lauren Faust
[citation needed]

>>27634592
>Flesh Volcano

I personally blame Ragingsemi for that bullshit.

>>27634592

Generalizing.
Congrats, do you want a cookie?

We're not all Luke Allen.

>>27634542
That, coupled with the fact that almost all the characters in the show are female.

>>27634470
Hoity-Toity doing this

>People only discuss about Dash's sexuality
>The rest ponies can fuck whatever but no one gives a fuck

>>27634619
I like how everyone assumes that "flesh volcano" was meant to be sexual
And that it wasn't a Kurt Vonnegut reference

>>27634638
Yes

>>27634619
Thank you. But I blame Kurt Vonnegut. Or, rather, his mom who committed suicide by drinking drano.

>>27634629

>>27634592
Well I don't know about the others, but I'm one hell of a perverted guy. when need be, of course.

Welcome to your personal hell

>>27634618
I like how Rainbow Dash is a feminism pride symbol when i knew hundreds of real women just like her in the military.

>>27634638
Rainbow Dash is the only lesbian in ponyville. The rest are straight.

Messed up the eyes on Pinkamina during inking. Sorry, requester person. Here though.

>>27634638
I hear Fluttershy gets it on, with Trees.

>>27634645
I think that Kurt Vonnegut probably would have gotten a laugh out of that, actually.

>>27634368
You know how you do this? All the failure and cancer in the fandom that touts the 'brony' title should be labeled as something else, like 'furry faggot dick mongers'. That way, when someone asks if one of the fucked up fans of MLP is a brony, the rest of the community can chime in and say, 'No, ma'am. That guy is a furry faggot dick monger.'

Problem eventually solved.

>>27634638
Well, Berry and Colgate/Romana/Minty Fresh/Toothpaste Butt are totally married as are Lyra and Bon Bon.
And since every one of the manes is shipped with Dash, the only question is "Is she gay, because then ANY of those ships could be possible."

>>27634672
I've seen what you do

I should really filter you

>>27634666
Really?

Damn.

>>27634684

I see whta you did there.

>>27634618

Citation found.
http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/24/my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pon
y-a-rebuttal/

Under the bulleted list with the subheading "The messages I’m really trying to get across with the show are these." The actual quote is worded differently ("There are lots of different ways to be a girl"), but the context can be turned however you may see fit.

You're a little slow on the uptake.

>>27634686
Sweet, thanks.

>>27634684
>ponyville
>not lesbian capital of the world

I want more stories about Manehattan.

>>27634696
scaa-ryy.

>>27634584

I wouldn't say that because Star Trek is popular and liked by a lot of 'normal' people.
The ones who just 'casually' watch it outweigh the 'Trekies' who speak klingon and ship Picard with Spock.
Fans of Friendship is Magic are still small in numbers and unfortunately this fandom attracts too much furries, asspies and other weirdos since it's a cartoon about talking horses.

>>27634666
It really shows just how literate the average user of 4chan is.

>>27634721
It was the first city to be hit.

>>27634672
Tell me more.

You're not alone

>>27634729
and then sometimes you're tolerable

>>27634645
>>27634666

>implying 4chan reads anything besides MLP fanfiction

maaaan sewing on hooves is so tedious

>>27634583
Trixie is certainly the best in Ponyville.

>>27634586

this is a great idea and kind of what i had in mind.

>>27634636

EW NO NO NO NO NO

>>27634713
"There are lots of different ways to be a girl"
Lauren Faust on her Domination fetish.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

>>27634760
whinewhinebitchcomplain

>>27634696
I would filter him. But he apparently dislikes >rape so i can't hate him any more.

>>27634155
>More than one way to be a girls

Yea, for example, you could be a pony!

>>27634789
someone say >rape?

>>27634749
Well sometimes, I like to weird people out for the sake of them not getting all hugboxy, and then more people filter me. It's fun. sometimes I roleplay, other times I just write weird-ass shit that I like.

>>27634693

We have to do this somehow.

>>27634779
I get the weirdest boner when people tell us about their days on MLPg.

>>27634789
You say that with great confusion, as if the concept is alien to you

>>27634811
But Dash is Faust's self insert! And Faust is straight.

>>27634838
look whos here

You know, some Trixie fans remind me of Homestuck's Eridan fans who still hope that he will appear, but he died and was out of the story.

>>27634811
Oh god they have the same tongue

>>27634842
Ah but you see, if you're making out with yourself it's just masturbation.

>>27634270
Lyra's eyes

>>27634713
>my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pony

/r/ing somebody draw Margie, the most politically correct pony in Equestria.

>>27634842
I modeled Rainbow Dash after myself: Lesbian and deeply closeted.
-Lauren Faust.

Guys I am very normal. I am a normal person who does ONLY normal things, I think normal thoughts, and I live a well-rounded, fulfilling and sucessful life. I just got a promotion at my company in fact. Guys I'm telling you this because I need you to know how normal I am. I'm so happy that MLP fans are being portrayed in a positive and most importantly NORMAL light in the media now. As an anonymous entity on a teen messageboard, I feel I have a reputation to protect.

My fellows, please respond to this post with details about your personal lives and also your reassurances that you are all very normal. I quake with anxiety to think I may be fraternizing with abnormal people. Thank you.

>>27634828
>Faceless stops writing when Kloudmutt stops drawing

Coincidence?

>>27633473
Renegade.

>>27634842
>Faust is straight
>Implying she doesn't have bisexual threesomes with Craig all the time

>>27634828
Oh...oh god...OH GOD.
Faceless is good for pony threads. what's the world coming to?

>>27634686

this is pretty neat :3

did you use a reference picture for this? it's really helpful for when you want to know where things are supposed to go.

>>27634751
>>27634729
JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>27634889
I think not.

>>27634697
I've seen conflicting sources. In "Breakfast of Champions" he claims it was an overdose of sleeping pills. Although he had a fixation of suicide by drano throughout his career. He killed his character "Kilgore Trout" through suicide by drano. Trout was a combination of both Theodore Sturgeon and Vonnegut's self-insert. He had a bit of a fascination with suicide, apparently. There was at least one suicide attempt in the 70s, IIRC. And I've always wondered if that final fall down the stairs was really an accident. "Breakfast of Champions" itself reads as if written by someone on the precipice of suicide.

>>27634889
Most likely

>>27634842

I was talking with faust the other day and she tell me dash is a lesbian because she is mad they take firefly out.

>>27634887
> Guys I am very normal. I am a normal person who does ONLY normal things, I think normal thoughts,

You sound like the single most bland and uninteresting person on the planet.

>>27634834
I just ate a box of macaroni and cheese.

>>27634889
>Kloudmutt stops drawing
>Kloudmutt is an art teacher

ah hahaha you so stupid.

dunno if Kloudmutt would pick up writing, though.

>>27634592
This is perfectly normal.

>>27634939
Why did you eat a box?

>>27634934

Yet we all want to be considered normal.

The irony.

>>27634368
Nope, the stains of /b/, Ponychan, Fox and Luke Allen left of the term 'Brony' are in too deep.

The only solution is to adopt a new term, then abandon that too when it becomes branded, we adopt another title.

Continue to do this until end of time.

>>27634908
I don't know... I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>27634921

>>27634828
This is why I'll still contest that Faceless is the best tripper here.

>>27634963
THAT'S HOW HUNGRY I WAS! I NEEDED MY FIBER!

>>27634886
Hi Lauren.

>>27634968
>yet we all want to be considered normal

Where did you get that idea?

>>27634838
I'm not confused at all.

Stop projecting onto me.

>>27634947
>candyvagger.png
>hi pinkie...

>>27635005

Well, we don't want to be on the same levels of ponychanfags do we?

>>27635032
a wise jesus once said

>>27634968

No one said we wanted to be considered normal.

We just want to be considered "non-furry, non-Ponychanner, non-Luke Allen" fans of a television show.

>>27635032
There's a difference between caring if other people think we're normal, and having a little self respect.

>>27635060
Yes, this is true.

After all, none of us are pony.

>>27634828

your attitude hits me like a ray of sunshine. :3

>>27635060
Hi Jesus.

>>27635060
Jesus is smart.

Waitaminute... does this mean that all pony fans are also good in some way?

>>27635088
Definitely

>>27634874
Ah I see

>>27635081
Hi

>>27635088
by no means does it mean that. We are all shit to a varying degree

>>27635098
>good
>Definitely
>ponychan

that's believable

>>27635108
It's the shit that smells most like roses that comes out on top of the rest.

Yes, that was a several-layer innuendo pun.

It is so important to me to be considered normal by everyone around me at all times that I would literally change any aspect of myself or my life at the drop of a hat if that's what it took to get that approval. If anyone should ever suggest that I am not normal, even just a sarcastic joke comment made in passing, I will be unable to have any peace of mind until I prove them wrong.

Why is Pinkie wearing a foam finger.

Other than Lyra, ponies don't know what hands are.

>>27635088
At the very least we all have good taste in children's cartoons.

>>27635138
But that would mean it's the easiest to find. That shit would be buried under the mountain of shit and it would take a shit spelunker of sorts to find it!

>>27635152
That must suck. I should dislike you but I just feel bad for you.

Quick!
Screencap your desktop and post it!
(If it's pony-related)

>>27635173
Because she's Pinkie Pie

>>27635173
I think you know why.. Deep down inside.

>>27635152
How old are you?

>>27635152
Quit being so neurotic.
Also, talk to a therapist, not a pony thread.

>>27635188

>>27635173
It's Pinkie Pie.
/conversation

>>27635152
wow, that is one huge insecurity.

Most people are just as fucked up as people here, just in different ways. It's how well you hide it.

I guarantee you, the people who are genuinely what we call 'normal' are actually the minority, and therefore fucked up themselves.

Humans are funny things. Maybe that's why we find the idea of ponies so appealing, it's all so simple

>>27635152
You know what's considered normal in the pony threads? Posting spoilered rule 34 of your favorite pony. Everybody's doing it; why aren't you? Are you the opposite of normal?

>>27635188
Mine's the Crimson king on his throne of skulls so.. Nope, can't do that.

>>27635173
Griffons and Dragons have fingers.

PinkieDash vs. AppleDash

>>27634972
We have to try and stay out in front of them.

We used to call ourselves bronies, but then Luke Allen and Ponychan and /b/ started to call themselves bronies. And now because everyone says bronie, we have to say flippity floppitiy floop.

>>27635188
pow

>>27635187
>>27635208
>>27635218
>>27635228
>>27635229
Guys

I think it's a joke

>>27635228
>>27635208
>>27635187
Oh you guys..

>>27635250
I know WAY too many people like that for me to agree.

>>27635249
That's fucking awesome.

>>27635245
Applepie

>>27635152
You guys do realize this post is absolutely sarcastic as hell, right?

>>27635188

>>27635188

>>27635245
One true threesome

>>27635208

I will say he is in highschool.

>>27635250
What the fuck is sarcasm?

>>27635245

Pinkiedash.

>>27635299

ohyou.jpg

>>27635188
Mine is Les Paul. Not ponies.

>>27635275
Thanks, I put down some work into it.

>>27635285
Words cannot describe how much I love that image

>>27635299
Oh, I have absolutely no idea. No idea at all.

>>27635188
It's Gilda doing her nails.

No one should be surprised by this.

>>27635248
We don't have time for all that!

>>27635277
if you havent noticed, sarcasm dont work in text

>>27635245
ApplePie

>>27635188
Not pony related: animated Giygas face from Earthbound.

>>27635323
>pink pearl folder
I really need to get back to that at some point

>>27635245
Both have story merit.

>>27635187
It does suck. Sometimes when I am in these threads and people post comments like "you are all unemployed autists" or "you all masterbate to videos of horse birthings" I literally shake and feel ill. I try to tell myself that maybe they are just joking, but it's no comfort and I feel distraught the rest of the night. I feel compelled to tell them that they're wrong, and that's not me. I want to post my resume to prove that I am a hardwoeking and upright citizen of these United States but I worry that they will just lauh and not believe me. I worked very hard to earn my position in life and I can't bear to have it questioned by anyone, not even here on the internet where they don't know my identity. I lose sleep over this, not kidding, what should I do?

>>27635326
what about pony niggas?

>>27635249
Post original please.

>>27635338
Applecake

>>27634887

Go back to ponychan you fucking furfag.

Glida's Inside Story

>>27635361
Fuck off, Nathan

>>27635332
The hell it doesn't. It's incredibly easy to pick up on if you have a good imagination. Just try to voice it in your head several ways; usually, context is not hard to establish.

>>27635354
Quick question before I jet, would you like me to write the pages first or write them after the art is done?

>>27635390
I read everything on 4chan in Morgan Freeman's voice.

>>27635188

And I change to this when it gets dark outside

>>27635152

Ponychanner detected. Only abnormal idiots have problem with being 'normal'.

>>27635361
Stop using imageboards. Stop associating yourself with groups you have no control over. Stop using the internet.

I have now fixed your life.

>>27635393
don't really care, whatever's best for you really

>>27635390
why the fuck should I voice every post in my head?

yeah, I can pick up sarcasm if it is obvious in text, but that was by no means obvious.

Yes, it's obviously an odd post, but not for pony threads. Not anymore

>>27635390
Everything can be read as sarcasm when you say it in a different voice.

I just shot Marvin in the face.

See?

>>27635413
I read everything in a slightly nasally males voice with an indignant tone

>>27635323
>>27635323
What's that "soarin_like..." picture?

>>27635445
Okey dokey lokey.
Good luck with your hoor sewing.

>>27635430
>>27635249
Post originals of BOTH of these please!
>>27635361
>I am a hardwoeking and upright citizen of these United States
Hank Hill detected

>>27635368
Oh sorry I didn't notice this post

>>27635377
SHE HAS A CAKE ON HER BACK THAT IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!

>>27635477
Damnit bobby.

>>27635277

Some people here are pretty dense.

>>27635477
aight

>>27635466
Er, hoof.
Not hoor.

>>27635461
The half coloured version of this.

>>27635525

I like you guys.

>>27635525
>>27635479
Thank you sir. for the day time one how do you get it to continue on to the second monitor? I am not good with computer

>>27635564
Howdy Leth.

>>27635188
First off, I just want to say that I won this is a charity raffle. I normally use this primary for music and some film editing, however after my old computer crapped out I am now stuck with this until I can bother getting building a new computer.

There's going to be a "muppet babies" esque spin off featuring baby wonderbolts and 3 others. Who?

>>27635564

>>27635603
How about no?