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07/12/11(Tue)02:46 No.27624691 File1310453175.jpg-(234 KB, 700x637, 214986312613.jpg)
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Well you see, Spike was being epic and all 'cause he knows what all the mares in Ponyville want. Unfortunately because he bangs all them ponies so much, he falls asleep much earlier than most. Twilight is studying 'cause she's a nerd right, and this owl comes out of nowhere after she lost her secret love letter to Trixie. Twilight decides to fuck the owl and keep him around as her own personal fuck toy.
Later, Spike notices that fucking owl is around 24/7 and starts getting pissed 'cause that damn flying rat is annoying as fuck! I mean hell, they even gave that damn owl Spikes Vintage Fuck Bow for doing NOTHING! But after all, Spike is a boss and doesn't give two shits, he'll get another Vintage Fuck Bow and get rid of that damn owl in no time. But what really grinded Spike's gears was that fucking owl back stabbed him by showing Twilight a book he got funky with earlier! NOW SHIT GOT SERIOUS!
So Spike plotted to kill Owlicious for being a backstabbing, mare fucking douche bag. He was about to pull it all off until Twilight intervened. Because she was such a skank, she removed Spike's mojo and he got all emotional and shit and ran away. He found himself in a cave filled with swag and was slowly gaining his mojo back, that is until some niggah decided to pms all over his shit. Suddenly, the flying rat came out of nowhere and saved Spike because he finally realized who was superior. Then Twilight came out of nowhere and teleported them the fuck out, and they all had one giant orgy with the rest of Ponyville.
THE FUCKING END!!!
Fucking dragons, how do they work? Ya should've just fried that damn owl Spike, for fucks sake man! |