>flesh volcano

...why would you ever talk about dissolved organs?

I probably don't want to know.

>>27568293
FUCK
thread ruined.

>>27568293
>rape

>>27568309

>semen

>>27568237
>>27568272

I would like to nominate these for Pony Thread Simulator 3.0.

KEEP YOURSELF REGULAR, KIDS!

Octavia x Luna
I don't think that one exists yet..

Should I?

>>27568328
Yes.

>>27568328
Why not.

>>27568319
>futa

Cute dump still please?

>>27568328

>>27568328
Nop

>>27568261

i have a knack of posting right at the end of a thread.

if anyone has a better idea or just any ideas in general. here's the template or just let me know

>turn computer on
>time for ponies
>see this thread's topic
>see 'flesh volcano'
what the fuck happened back there man

Side effects include, stomach pain, mild convulsions, mild death, and chance to be teleported to a magical land of marshmallow ponies.

Do not get into eyes.

>>27568350
By all means.

>>27568328

>>27568375

CrookedTrees formerly known as Railgunner is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/crookedtreesartwork

He's doing a collab colour job of this old thing NoInk drew

Come on in if the idea of the Princess eating, swallowing and digesting your creamy load appeals to you

>>27568365
Somebody asked for the context of that statement.

And evidently is was from a Kurt Vonnegut book where some lady drinks Draino.

And Draino suicide was discussed.

>>27568375

They're guts are actually marshmallow fluff, like the stuff you can buy in a can.

Shipping is cute right?

>>27568395

>they're

Herp derp *their

they have dying holes. ones that a frontline officer like twilight would find pretty fucking fast

>>27568395
Exactly.

>>27568401
No.

>>27568394
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1408946/pdf/annsurg00930-0149.pdf

and apparently you can survive drinking drano, but this lady died 2 months later from complications

>>27568401
Pff I guess

varies

>>27568401
In most cases, yes.

>>27568401
So long as it doesn't devolve into porn being posted.

Which it always does.

>>27568420

Inb4 Anarchy Stocking asking for pictures of Trixie and never actually saving them.

>>27568375
Leth I love you

>>27568444
Back off bitch he's mine.

>>27568375
Leth, I'm curious: Why have you set up this archiving system, exactly?

>>27568434
Sometimes it can devole into gore as well.

>>27568440
>They don't save images
>2011

I have saved like over 100k over a few years

>>27568461
He didn't, Archive did

>>27568440

Inb4 telling them to go to ponibooru, but they post lolumad pictures and stay here.

also,

>tripfag discussion

>>27568461
He didn't. Leth just reposts the marker.

I haven't seen Archive around in forever.

They should team up and fight crime.

>>27568461
I didn't.
>Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.

He did. I don't know why, but I like him for it.

I just move the marker.

>>27568375

>filename

I agree. I think they're just balls of marshmallowy substance that is specifically designed to LOOK like a natural organism. Things they eat just kind of float around inside of them until they are absorbed. They also don't poop. deal w/ it faceless And genitals only appear when needed.

>>27568422
Like with all poisons, or in this case caustic solutions, it all depends on the amount consumed. This woman consumed just enough to destroy her esophagus and stomach. The basic solution of drano would have slowly been diluted and neutralized with blood and stomach acid.

>died of complications

It's always a risk when they take out your rectum and use it to replace your esophagus and stomach.

>>27568463
iamokaywiththis.jpg

>>27568484
They're going to need some badass names and kickass costumes

>>27568499

Ponies are built weird.

>>27568484
What would make me the sidekick, wouldn't it?

>>27568499
Stop, motherfucker.

>>27568520
Err, that would.

>>27568463
No.

>>27568520
That's right, boy wonder

I'd like to fist Applejack. Feel her hot wet pussy all the way up to my elbow as I ram it home, pumping my whole arm like I'm imitating an old steam locomotive. The size of my arm and forearm might approximate a stallion's cock. I'd gladly do it for as long as it took, because I know I couldn't satisfy her with my own human penis.

COME ONE! COME ALL. WATCH AS THE AMAZING GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE GETS POSTED IN THIS THREAD!

>>27568544
Welcome to V.3.0!!!!

>>27568544

>>27568499
she vomited lard, that's pretty fucking hardcore

I need to stop reading these things, I'm not even a medical student

>>27568544
>The size of my arm and forearm might approximate a stallion's cock.

A regular stallion, sure.

But you're forgetting that she has Mac.

>>27568418
reminds me of A Ponies’ History of the Dragon War

which was an awesome fic if i've read a dozen (i haven't i've read like two, this one and one about twilight, rainbow dash and pinkie pie getting blazed)

>>27568556

>and apples for real apple action.

Holy fuck I am laughing so hard.

>>27568559
THIS SOUNDS LIKE JOB FOR HEAVY!
EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>27568544
No, you can't be in PTS v.3.0

>>27568553

>implying he didn't post that specifically to get into Pony Thread Simulator.

>>27568544
0/10 stop trying to get in pony thread simulator

>>27568544

>>27568544
>pumping my whole arm like I'm imitating an old steam locomotive

CHOO CHOOO

>>27568582
>MOE picture I don't have

Excellent.

>>27568544
http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/20440/fucking_the_mini_mare_2

>>27568581
You're such a prude goretastic.

>>27568559
Looks like it's time to upgrade from fisting to legging.

>>27568600
>>27568600
Oh
God

No

>>27568556
>real apple action

What does that even mean?

>>27568582
Fucking Moe man...
Where are these up anyway?

>>27568557
Well, she was treated with lard and just regurgitated it. Thing is, strongly basic solutions like NaOH will render the fat in your body, turning it into soap.

>>27568615
>Yank on tail.
> Receive apple.
Why else do ponies yank on tails?
Free apples.

>>27568600
>fucking_the_mini_mare_2

I honestly can't tell what the worst part about this is. It might be the 2, though. Because, y'know. One just wasn't enough!

>>27568556
just use one of these (they have a hole in the back and make noises when you 'use' them) and remodel them to look like a pony.

>>27568603

Oh nonsense, I just enjoy posting that gif dohoho.

>>27568600
Thanks bro, gonna fap now.

>>27568615

It means they are real apples.

For real apple action.

>>27568615
you mean you never bucked the apple before.

>>27568580
Okay. Sorry. I thought it was some kind of game.

>>27568615
Anal Apples?

>>27568615
He wants to put apples in cider.

I love this thread.

>>27568629
I wonder if the guy bought the horse specifically to fuck it, or if he just decided to fuck it out of the blue one day

>>27568640
Stop taking credit for Anonymous' work you hack.

>>27568600

huh.

>>27568651
But cider is already apples.
Putting more apples in it is madness.

HOW ABOUT THOSE CUTE PONIES

THEY ARE PRETTY CUTE SOMETIMES

>>27568652
We love you too

>>27568659
inb4 all Anonymous' are RS

are you bad enough dude to ship Sweetie Belle?

>>27568669

OH I KNOW BRO.

CUTE AS FUCK.

>>27568675
I have to deal with enough autistic kids at work to write about someone fucking one.

>>27568659
Man, the one time I post anonymously this weekend...

Well I think its time for bed.
Night dweebs

>>27568675
nope

>>27568669
cute enough that you would hug them?

>>27568669
YES
I SURE DO LOVE THEM CUTE PONIES

>>27568669
Cute ponies, you say!?

>>27568600
This didn't amuse me at all, and it didn't gross me out either. But, soon after, I tasted my Fritos from lunch again.

i am new to the show, and i can't stop watching it, also i can't seem to figure out what enchants me about it...

this is for you Leth, I hope you enjoy it

>>27568696
I would hug them consensually.

>>27568715
Honestly

I would say

The cute ponies

Also, if you're new, stay the fuck away from these threads.

>>27568675
I ship her with Scootaloo.

>>27568669
I love to fantasize about breaking into the Mr. and Mrs. Sparkles house in the night then tying them up and make them watch me rape their daughter. Seeing the tears from both the mother and daughter make me so hard.

>>27568715
These threads are the last place you want to be.

>>27568675

Sweetie Belle/Tootsie Flute OTP

>>27568731
That is awesome.

Thank you for this. You're my new favorite Anon.

>>27568731
Leth is the hero MLP general deserves.

>>27568715
It's the subliminal messaging the HUB put into the show.
They have programmed a kill command they will use at the end of season two and cause the fans of the show to become ruthless killing machines.

We already know of the keyword and it falls into a category of baked goods.

>>27568734
consensual hugs in the missionary position?

>>27568669
my favorite cute pony is Big Time Rush

>>27568747
celespeed, dykechilde.

>>27568675

I'd hit her. softly and with all the love she needs

this thread is one big trainwreck

>>27568766
Consensual hugs in the d'aww position

>>27568754
Go on...

>>27568754
I can deal with porn posts

I can deal with rapefics being posted

But shit like this just makes me sad

Why would you even suggest this as a joke

>>27568736
>>27568755
Why?

Hey I don't have any kind of Photoshop or Photoshop related software for my computer so I'm /r/ing here for those who do.
If you don't mind it would be awesome is someone made a picture compiling all of the side cast like Derpy, Time Lord, Colgate etc. If you can make one that would be a hell of a picture. Thanks to anyonethat can/does it.
Pic Related: It was the closest I could find

>>27568779
And yet I haven't been able to look away for the past 6 months.

>>27568731

I ain't even Leth but I fully endorse this image.

>>27568754
This ones for the thread simulator.

>>27568779
and just like a real trainwreck you can't look away,
no matter how horrilbe it gets.

>>27568766
Exactly.

>>27568792
They're terrible.

>>27568792
Haven't you seen this thread?

>>27568731
/r/ing Leth battling Faceless over dominion of the generals

>>27568792
they will ruin the show for you
for reals

>>27568747

I approve of this.

>>27568827
How does Faceless look like?

Who the hell is Luke Allen anyway?

>>27568619
he posts them himself on ponibooru
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/user_id=1855/1

>>27568791
Because, this is the internet are the only rules are the self-imposed ones!

>>27568799
No. There will be no more of those if that guy is smart about this

>>27568834
He doesn't have a face and he has a beard made out of shit.

>>27568834
Fat neck beard, his eyes are uncomfortably far apart and he has a nasally voice that will get on your nerves.

>>27568835
Luke Allen, one of a growing number My Little Pony fanboys known as “bronies,” poses with two action figures from McDonald's Happy Meals.

Each day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.

“As a person with Aspe­rger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and soci­al interactions from this season than I had in the previous 31 yea­rs of life.”

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

>>27568839
How the hell is he able to draw this good?

>>27568834

He's a faceless dude with this little smiling winged turd on his head that he calls "Scataloo"

http://www.livestream.com/egoraptortakesadump

EGO IS BACK, DRAWING PONIES

>>27568859
Practice, i presume.

>>27568858

>>27568813
>>27568817
i have seen a LOT of mlp stuff on 4chan and i figured there has to be something to this whole "brony" thing so i started watching it on youtube, discovered that it's really good albeit a bit saccharin for my taste. and i can't really see why anyone would be intersted in having sex with one of these ponies.

>>27568754
I love to fantasize about breaking into your house in the night then tying you up and make you in front of a mirror so you can watch me rape you hardly, a lot of times. Seeing your tears make me so hard.

>>27568865
>176 viewers

Fuck no.

>>27568827
DO IT JUICE

>>27568834

>>27568795

Seconded.

Also, nice pic, fukken saved.

>>27568734
Serious question here, for all.
Let's say you find yourself in a situation where you are within hugging distance of a pony. Now, the pony is conscious and aware of it's surroundings, let's say you are just in a field in some forest on earth. It is afraid and does not want to be there. It is either trapped or injured, the point being it can't escape. Would you hug it non-consensually, knowing it won't enjoy it one bit and for arguments sake that you will never see it again or any other pony for that matter ( we are talking equestrian ponies here) and you can not free it. You do not know if it will be freed or not.
So would you take your only chance and hug it or would you just keep going on your way?

>>27568879
I'm of the opinion that not very many do. I'm sure there are some, but most posts mentioning it are probably just jokes.

>>27568897
Real pony or marshmallow pony?

>>27568880
I love to fantasize about breaking into your house at night and pounding you throat with my cock , tears streaming down your face, until you have damaged vocal chords and it sounds like you've been smoking for 80 years.

>>27568879
ponies have cute pony butts.

also they're so cute you can't help but fall in love with them.

one or the other wouldn't do much, but both together.. well its a match made in heaven...

wait is there a heaven in equestria... I mean they're always with their go...

OH GOD. EQUESTRIA IS PONY HEAVEN.

>>27568879
It's 4chan.
Give the general population of the general the benefit of the doubt, but i am sure we got some people in here that would fuck an animal if it couldn't escape them.

>>27568886
You draw that, son? We'll hang it on the fridge and show your mother when she gets home.

>>27568881
>Fuck no.

I read that in his voice.

>>27568879
Internet, dude. Name a cartoon character, ANY cartoon character, from any cartoon in history, and someone out there wants to have sex with it.

>>27568910
People have fucked animals since the beginning of time, it's not like this is something new

>>27568897
I would not hug it.

How many of you bronies are here in the UK?

>>27568895
Thanks. Still looking for someone who could photoshop the picture or if they have one post the picture for me.
In return I give a very "epic" vs picture.

>>27568886
>Celestia's 12 in barbed cock violating Twilight to death

Actually, 13 inches, 19 when erect.

>>27568922
Marjory, The Trash Heap

>>27568897
I would probably talk to it and try to sooth them. I wouldn't hug against their will.

Hey friends, what bands do you like?

>>27568897
What's stopping me from freeing it?

>>27568859
I think he has been doing environments for a while or something, the ponies seem to just be there for spice

>>27568947
Bands you've never heard of.

>>27568947
Muse is a good band. Been listening to them a lot recently.

>>27568947
I enjoy Kool Keith and Biggie Smalls

>>27568950
That's the best art. Splash of pony is all i need.

>>27568948
Well, maybe it has been impaled by something and you are afraid to pull it out in fear of letting the poor thing bleeding to death. The point is you find a pony and it doesn't want to be hugged but it's your only chance to ever hug one.
>>27568944
you are no fun

>>27568962
Liiiiike?
>>27568966
Muse is nice, I prefer Kasabian though!
>>27568970
Are those rappers?
I like rap too!

>>27568947

Mostly classic rock and such, although I do enjoy some newer stuff.

>>27568962
Anaal Nathrakh

>>27568947
I like lots of things but I've been on a big Cat Stevens kick recently.

>>27568950
He's very good with the backgrounds, albeit it looks like he's taking shortcuts.

I wonder if he will ever grace us with a fully rendered wallpaper.

>>27568897

>>would you hug them non-consensually

This doesn't sound like you're talking about hugging...

>>27568897
I would not.

>>27568990
Cat Stevens eh?

>>27568982
Ska bands...they're kind of obscure.

>>27568947
I'm not your friend, and that has nothing to do with ponies.
>>>/mu/

>>27568778
I would hit her with a hammer

>>27568947
I've been listening to a lot of Oval and Nujabes.

>>27568982
Kasabian? Are they like Muse, or are you just saying you prefer them?

>>27568980
Impaled by what? And what type of pony is it?

>>27569007
They're really identical!
Try listening to some of their stuff.

The Blackest Night falls from the skies. ,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your demise,
By my black hoof, the dead shall rise!,

>>27568980
>you are no fun

But I'm empathetic, I would try to make any sentient creature's last moments as good as I can make them, assuming they're dying or whatever.

>>27568947
I only listen to conservative talk radio so my hate levels are kept at full.

>>27568947
listening to Battles right now
Gloss Drop is probably the best album of 2011 so far

>>27568980
I remove the impaled object and use my first aid knowledge to properly cleanse and dress the wound.

>>27568911
yes, albeit that was two days ago.
this is my latest which I actually gave a bit more detail to.

I'm just doodling them from the go.

>>27569018
Luna of Equestria
Rise

>>27568991
I love those landscapes.

I am too scared to try one yet.

>>27568996
The pony is in an alien world and is horrified of you, but all you want to do is hug it! This is your only chance, it's crying and trying to pull away, probably hurting itself.
Do you hug it? It will definitely resist, probably further injuring itself. But do you care? It's your only chance to ever hug one.

>>27569003

Required.

>>27569019

Agreeing with Leth.

Leth is a fine upstanding citizen. I respect and admire his moral decisions and strive to emulate them.

Trixie has an Ask blog now.

http://askthegreatandpowerfultrixie.tumblr.com/

there is nothing what derpy cannot fix

>>27569023
I like Limbaugh because he trolls the fuck out of everyone and he's pretty funny

he was better when he was an oxy fiend, because he'd get dope rage on air

>>27569058
The American economy.
But she is Canadian so she doesn't give a shit.

Applejack's always sticking her hoof in people's mouths. What do you think her hoof tastes like? I bet it's salty like a peanut shell.

>>27568947
Dream theatre.
Gotta love the prog rock

>>27569068
Savage is fun to listen too.
Only because he will go on a tangent about delicious fucking food sometimes.

>>27569039
I'm really spoiled where i live, massive snowpeaked mountains everywhere. They're really fun to sketch.

>>27569076
I bet it taste like dirt.

>>27569076
Candy coated horse semen

>>27568897
fuck no, man
if it's injured then i'd probably try to help it
if it's trapped, then i'd try to free it, if i can't then i'd just kind of chill out near it until it calmed down enough for consensual hugs

>>27569076
I bet it tastes like apples

>>27569019
I never said the pony was dying. I said it was trapped. Let's say then that the pony is injured and will indeed die a slow painful death, you find yourself in the same field as it, and you have a pistol with enough rounds to finish the thing off. It CAN communicate with you but it is horrified by the sight of you. What would you do? Shoot it? Talk to it, forcing it to stay alive in pain until it finally does die, even though it is frightened by your presence? You have no first aid tools with you and there is nothing nearby that can be used to help it.

>>27569046
Just following my moral compass.

>>27568936
Don't forget Blues.

>>27569085
I love listening to him

>>27569008
Please answer the question.

>>27569068
this /co/mrade's grandpa listens to limbaugh ironically.
Personally, I stay away from politics as though they were carbolic acid.

>>27569076
Which pony has the most lickable hooves?

>>27569046

Assuming we are talking about ACTUAL hugging, I wouldn't try to force a hug. I would try to comfort her and make her calm.

If, by chance, hugging was the best way to do that, I'd probably do that.

>>27569082
>Prog rock

My BEST friend!

I've been grooving to some Gentle Giant recently, they have a lot of good stuff.

If anything we need to make sure that >>27568754 doesn't make it in the next thread simulator thing (if there is one). I mean the other posts in the previous two are perverted....but that is some sick shit.

>>27569076 hoof in people's mouths
>people
fffff, you know what I meant. It's 5 AM :s

>>27569040

That's horrifying.

Also, no. I would only want to help. Hugs aren't about just physical contact. They're a show of love and trust from one person to another. There would be no point in it if it weren't consensual. Also it would be really creepy. And probably traumatizing to watch its reaction.

>>27568947
Artists no one has herd of, and other ones.
Gold Panda (awesome), Justice, Kid Cudi, Baths,
Cake, Cobalt and the Hired Guns, The Glitch Mob,
Matt and Kim, Lupe Fiasco, System of a Down, Oasis, Gorillaz, Reel Big Fish, and Weezer.

>>27569097
Ask why it is horrified by me, and justify myself.

Alternatively, ask whether it wants to be mercy killed.

>>27569111
What album? I've only listened to The Missing Piece and In A Glass House. What else is awesome?

>>27569109
how is this even a question

>>27569126
>Reel Big Fish
My nigga.

>>27569136
Civilian is pretty great!

>>27569126
>Cobalt and the Hired Guns
HOLY SHIT I SAW THEM LIVE AT THIS AWESOME ART BAR

>>27569139
>*Do not microwave
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

>>27569008
>>27569101
Hmm. Well, the type of pony shouldn't matter, unless of course it's a unicorn. Let's say it's a pegasus that has had it's wing and leg impaled through a metal spike.
Yes, a metal spike in the middle of some field.
The point is that you can't free it, or shouldn't.
Maybe there is some insidious rig set up that if you do free it it will get shot or something.
Would you hug a pony if it doesn't want hugs? I would, not that I'd go out of my way to hug rape ponies but if the opportunity presented itself I wouldn't pass it up

>>27569099
Haha. No I want ALL side characters.

I know I'm getting redundant but I'm still asking for a picture of all side characters from MLP in their own picture.
In return this time I give yet another vs. pic

>>27569147
Can't I disarm it?

>>27569097
I would only contemplate shooting it if they begged me to end their suffering. I wouldn't think to do it before.

As long as they're alive, there's hope they can be saved.

And hugging a dying pony would just feel... wrong.

>>27569097

BUT WHY. THIS IS AWFUL I HATE YOU.

Don't kill it without its consent. Ask what it wants. I guess I can understand why humans would look weird to a pony.

Try to minimize its pain and distress by any way possible without killing it if it doesn't want me to.

>>27569146

Requesting picture of Rarity in the Microwave.

>>27569142
That's perfect! I just bought that one and I didn't get a chance to listen to it yet.

>>27569147
Stop moving the damn goalposts.

I would not hug the damn pony if it did not want to be hugged.

End of story.

>>27569155
You can see there are wires strewn about in nearby trees but you can not tell what they are all attached to, the guns are hidden

I listen to public access sometimes, because I like to prank the call-in shows with really bad technology, and it always takes them forever to disconnect you because they're so bad with the equipment

>>27569169
People keep responding and I am getting confused, I'm sorry!

>>27569018
For hearts long lost and full of fright,
For those alone in blackest night,
Accept our ring and join our fight,
Love conquers all-- with violet light!

>>27568328
>235 posts later
How's this look?
Good enough for vector or need changes?

>>27569166
That's awesome, I hope it's as good to you as it is to me!

>>27569172
Am I allowed to get help?

>>27569147

Holy fuck! What kind of Saw super-villain are you?

>>27569147

That's weird bro.

>>27569147
>implying it's impossible to remove a metal spike from a pegasus wing
i'd yank that shit out and get the fuckin pony to a fuckin pony hospital

>>27569172
Roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk!

>>27569018
>>27569181

Please, continue!

>>27568885
Fine. Here it is; a battle for the ages.

>>27568947
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeh3NikCEE

>>27569182

Awesome!

>>27569018
>>27569181
More please.

>>27569203

Bahahaha.

>>27569203
Leth is totally kicking his ass.

>>27569184
this one apparently can't encourage you with the term every-X, because the program disallows it.
but every-X-has problems, and you should get help along with the others.

>>27569184
If you leave by the time you return the pony will have either been taken away or passed on. I did mention in my first post this would be your only chance to meet a pony...
>>27569195
If you just start pulling things out of people they will start to bleed... and this thing is horrified of you, it will definitely struggle even if you are trying to help it. Not to mention earth veterinarian probably wouldn't even be able to help it.

>>27569179
Well, you keep adding these goddamn stupid situations that seem to be designed solely to cause pain to the pony. First it was trapped in a field, now it's impaled via a system that will kill it if you try to rescue it? It's a goddamn flying pony, just say 'magic' or some shit like that.

And I still would not hug it if it did not want the hug.

>>27569176
you know what I like? ponies

>>27569165
Working on it.

>>27569203
hey juice, you want a doodle? i'll do one before bed

>>27569147

I would stop you from hugging the pony and shoot you because that's creepy and wrong.

Fuck you, I make the rules.

>>27569203
can't
breath

That is great, totally laid back and all

>>27569226
Is there really no way to save it?

>>27569227
Yes because people started asking questions trying to get around answering my question. I added the initial detail in an attempt to avoid this but it is not easy to think of all possible scenarios, or even a fraction of the ones that people can come up with.

>>27569225
X means pony.

>>27569230
Hell yes I do.

Could you do one of Applejack listening to pineapples. I kind of have this thing were I like Applejack to be a fruit whisperer. If you could do that, that would be bitchin' and tits at the same time.

>>27569072
since she's derpy she doesn't give a damn about most things around her

>>27569226

Even if the most horrifying monster in the world came up to me, if I was otherwise dying and it explained that it could and wanted to help me, I would let it. Fuck your shit. Also i know how to make a tourniquet.

dino-fag(tm) edition late night musings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW3Y4OuTPHQ

>is luna for real?
>was her transformation and apology genuine? or is she just faking it for the time being?
>it's entirely possible for luna to withhold secrets from her sister, and you don't go 1000 years in solitude without going at least a little insane, even rainbows don't fix that

>>27569253
Let me refine it.

There is a pony in a field. It is trapped by some sort of magic. This magic is sapping its life away. It is scared of you. Do you hug the pony?

Keep the KISS rule in mind.

ITT: A troll becomes shitty god-mode Jigsaw, everyone fucking sucks at SAW.

>>27569203
Hey Faceless you ever gonna compile your new stuff into more downloads?

Gilda is my favorite pony.

Spike is my least favorite pony.

>>27569253

I'll I can get from this is you're some kind of insane sadistic Pony torturer who doesn't want poor, sad, lost ponies to be hugged when they need comforting.

You sicken me

>>27568947
Rovo
The Grateful Dead
Yes
Have been on a nonstop trance/dubstep/drumandbass kick for months though...

Also >These threads are bakas.

>>27569282
>faceless
I just called you FACELESS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

>>27569243
How about I suggest a new scenario.
You find yourself in an open field surrounded by trees, in the middle of the field is a pony laying on the grass, it is very old. You approach it and it instantly reels back in fright, but as it is old and decrepit it is not able to make it more than a few feet before collapsing from exhaustion. The closer you get the harder the pony struggles to escape, and the more exhausted it becomes. Eventually you are within hugging distance and the pony has all but fallen unconscious. Would you hug it? Or would you just be a lameo and sit with it and try to talk.

>>27569236
that is not very nice

>>27569281
They're more like Amanda/Hoffman-style traps than Jigsaw-style traps, though, since Jigsaw traps DO have a way to be won. This guy is just making it so the pony HAS to die.

GODDAMN IT PONY GENERAL I AM HUNGRY AS FUCK,

>>27569290
Gilda is the best pony
but Spike comes at 2nd place.

>>27569280

But why does it have to be dying? Why can't we just be in some kind of room where I can leave and never come back, or hug the pony, and either way I never see it again?

WHY YOU GOTTA HURT PONIES BRO. WHY MAN.

Also still not huggin the pony.

>>27569292
What are you doing?!

>>27569280
Hell yes I'd hug it, why not? I am getting a resounding NO for non-consensual hugs from everyone else. I sort of want to request this from an artist now.

>>27569308

KFS?

>>27569304
It's not like the victims new the dumb bitch was doing it.

>>27569099

>animation error

He is never going to live that down, is he?

>>27569302
That's actually not as far from the truth as you'd like it to be...


Nah, just fuckin' with ya.

Yeah, I'll get around to it. Maybe around the weekend of Comic-Con.

>>27569303
The latter, I'm not gonna hug it without consent

Don't think anyone had colored this yet.
Original artist: MS.

>>27569327

Oh yes, extra crispy recipe is my favorite.

But alas, it's 2 in the morning. Unless I want to get off my sleepy ass and drive, I won't be eating.

Anyone else catch that Pinkie, in the rainboom episode, had her cutie mark before it really appeared when she threw the party for her family?

>>27569334
That's not the point. The traps were unwinnable, because Amanda and Hoffman were cunts who didn't grasp the point of Jigsaw 'testing' the victims in the first place. This is the same situation: The pony has to die, for no real reason, simply because the guy wants it to.

>>27569207
Tor lorek san, bor nakka mur,
Natromo faan tornek wot ur.
Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur,
Taan lek lek nok--Formorrow Sur!

>>27569303
No. Does resistance give you some sort of pleasaure?

>>27569345
But why not? It most certainly won't survive long enough to escape back to equestria and is not strong enough to resist you.

>>27569238
GUYS LETH IS DYING

>>27569303

Why would I hug it if it doesn't want to? Hugs are about good feelings and love. That's the fucking point you sociopath nimrod.

Also your scenarios fucking suck, and I think you're probably a rapist or something.

>>27569280
I would probably try to have sex with it despite it being terrified just because it was going to die anyway. It's your only chance to do something like that so why not?

>>27569371
Because I'm not a jerk

>>27569367
In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars-- For hope burns bright!

>>27569376
I WOULD HUG LETH

But only if he wants it

>>27569371
Because I'm not a creepy fuck, and I have principles.

>>27569364
yeah, but I wouldn't think too hard about it. chalk it up to faulty canadian animators

>>27569364
>>27569364
Or was I the only one?

>>27569378
He would be a terrible rapist if he has to keep changing shit on the fly.

>>27569395
>>27569399
Whoops
my bad
heh

>>27569378
Well let's see your scenarios then mister bigshot scenario guy.

>>27569399
Nah, animation errors abound.

>>27569400
>CelestiaFoundPonychan.jpg

>non-consensual hugging

Damn pony threads increasing my kink count.

What's another ship that hasn't been done yet?

>>27569371
>>27569371

You sick bastard.

I bet you'd kill a pony just so you could have sex with it, just like >>27569380 here!

>>27569371
>But why not

Because it doesn't want the hug. I respect its desire to not be hugged.

>>27569386
Maybe...

>>27569416
Lyra/Luna? Has that been done?

>>27569376

Leth is dying in a field. He is in extreme pain. He is disgusted and horrified by you. If you try to help him or touch in any way he starts crying and trying to resist. Would you hug him or shoot him to put him out of his misery?

You guys sure seem to be into hugging ponies. Or are you? Would you still be so keen to hug poni if said pony was Male?

>>27569416
F
R
I
E
N
D
S
H
I
P

everyone forgets the most important, and the only fucking sensible one

>>27569418
so you'd just let it die alone probably never knowing the joy of having it's mane stroked? I imagine our dexterous human hands would prove popular in equestria, even if those damned ponies tried to stop us.

>>27569144
What are the chances of finding someone who also knows that band?
Out of all that I listed, that one.
>>27569141
Seems bronies have a good taste is music. Especially ska.

>>27569435
I would ask him to delete the current marker first.

>>27569435

I don't know...

Leth, what do you think about this? Hug you or shoot you?

>>27569416
Rarity x the mule from Applebuck Season

>>27569437
Only if it wasn't Caramel.

>>27569435
Shoot and fuck his dead corpse because I love him

>>27569435
LETH IM TRYING TO HELP YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOIN MAN?!

Hugs seem unhelpful
Shooting seems slightly more helpful but sucky

>>27569435
What the hell did I do to make him so scared of me
ME OF ALL PEOPLE

>>27569448
First priority.

>>27569443
It wouldn't be a joyous feeling for it if it's in complete horror.

>>27569443
Shut up. You're not accepting an answer to your incredibly ill-defined question, all you're doing is arguing semantics for the sake of it. Go away.

>>27569451

>>27569451

Really? I'm the exact opposite, I don't think I would willingly hug a male pony unless it was Caramel.

...Maybe Big Mac.

>>27569464
You and him were walking through the forest when you chanced upon a field with an injured pony laying in the grass. You killed and raped a dying pony right in front of him

>>27569461
>>27569464

He is disgusted by your rolling blobs of fat, sweaty man titties, and greasy knotted neckbeard.

>>27569475
Shut up, Caramel.

Go pull the fucking carriage.

>>27569481
Why did I do that
Why would I do that

>>27569471
>First priority.
Gotta look out for the rest of us.
But I would get close so I have a moving target.
I love challenges.

>>27569449
Call a freaking doctor. Who doesn't have a cellphone these days?

>>27569473
I am just amazed how people seem fine with so much shit that is discussed but HUGGING a pony without consent? Man, I need to go fuck a dead cat or whatever is is I do apparently.

>>27569437
Absolutely.

>>27569443

Or at least put on a fucking Trip so we can tell which post is yours. We've got like five different guys in here with death traps!

I don't know about this crazed dying pony trap in the middle of a field. The more you describe it the more i just want to free and help the pony, even if i have to take the bullets myself. If there's a will theres a way.


Now if it was the simplified, there's a pony and it doesn't want hugs, and its my one chance to hug it... well i'd have to decline and respect that pony.

But if it was terrified, under durress and held against its will and nearly dead due to exposure, even if there was a sinister trap, I'd do all that i could to free that poor pony to let it live.

how could some one treat something so cute, so cruely.

>>27569443

What the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the creepiest conversation I've ever had in a pony thread, including all the horrible scat/fetish/rape discussion.

>>27569491
... It's not knotted...

>>27569494
You were swept up in the moment, all he wanted to do was talk to it but no you had to whip your dick out and start beating it over the head with a nearby branch

>>27569437
I'd hug the fuck out of Braeburn.

>>27569416
Spitfire X Luna, maybe?

>>27569524
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>>27569437
Hugging big mac would be awesome (because i bet if he hugged back it'd be a big ole bear hug)

>>27569443
They all resist at first but eventually find they love a good petting

>>27569512
If I had a trip I imagine people would not like my presence very much. Even when I'm not making these kinds of posts.

>>27569442
FINE
I'LL DO ONE WITH ALL THE PONIES I HAVE

>>27569504

It's not that, it's the fact that you're basically describing hugging a sentient creature who is terrified of you, in extreme pain, and dying.

You didn't just say "it doesn't want to hug you, but it can't really say no, do you do it anyway"

You fucking specified all this gruesome shit to make it basically worse than a rape scenario.

Please go fuck a dead cat and leave this thread.

>>27569504

You're hurting the poor thing! What is the matter with you?

We may all chat up a big game about horrible shit, but you're asking us a hypothetical question. Turns out, ponyfags are actually quite decent people when push comes to shove.

>>27569502

A cell phone! Of course!

>>27569552
>>27569558
It's not like you're the person who set the traps, you just happen to find them before they die.

>>27569502
Leth I've watched a lot of House, I think I can help.

>>27569543
MY SWEETEST FRIEND

>>27569502
I used my battery on ponies!
Damn you, 3G!
Oh well.
Hold still.
I somehow lost the gun, gonna have to beat you to death with an iPhone.

>>27569545
You will never feel Big Mac's strong forelegs wrap around you, making you feel completely safe and secure.

>>27569549
We don't like you now. A trip would be probably the decent thing you've done in your life, telling everyone wht to ignore.

>>27569569
But what if the trap gives me sever, acute Lupus? What then?

>>27569258
here, i felt the need to color it for some reason

>>27569566

But why does it even have to be this scenario in the first place?

It's hypothetical, just make up something less gruesome. If all you really want to know is whether we'd hug a pony that doesn't want to, you don't need to specify that it's hysterically crying and bleeding out in a field while begging us to leave it alone and struggling while impaled on a metal spike.

Jesus christ.

I've tripped once

It was a baaaaad experience and I wish it on no one.

Everyone only hates you, and you really feel like an attention whore.

>>27569579
decent people when presented a hypothetical scenario.
If I happened to find a hobo in the middle of an empty alley and I knew I would not need the 2.43$ and he was willing to pretend to be a pony and let me ride him around for a bit I would consider throwing it in a nearby puddle and watching him fish the coins out.

>>27569566

Why would you willingly hurt or take advantage of a living thing when it was in such a state? I don't care who set it up, that is messed up.

>>27569527
>>27569545
>>27569508

Good good, there is hope for you people. But would you hug pic related?

not without eye protection I hope

and Caramel will never be hugged apparently. He will die a bitter, lonely, hugless pony.

>>27569587
FUCK
I can't help you Leth
Consensual hugs are still an option. Ball's in your court.

>>27569587
I will send my minions to the Everfree forest to find a cure.
And down a bottle of Vicodin.

>>27569579
I gave 50 cents to a homeless guy once.

>>27569601

hahaha

>>27569594
but why else would the pony not want to hug you? If it could communicate it would most definitely come to understand your side but if it is too frightened or in pain to do that then that part of the issue is solved, eliminating a loophole in the question

>>27569601
I fucking lolled

recently some one gave a hobo a ride as a nice gesture in my city. The hobo stabbed the man to death.

>>27569610
I've talked to a homeless guy, they're really cool, and honestly only homeless by choice and love the fresh air.

Weird guys.

>>27569604
As long as he's careful with that horn of his, I don't see why not
Also, I'd hug Caramel

>>27569604
Only while wearing safety goggles and he can't look me in the eyes afterwards.

>>27569602
This is all getting dark. I prefer the ending where I take the injured pony home and nurse it back to health and hug it and squeeze it, and name it George.

>>27569621

You really think "a pony is dying in a field from a deathtrap that leaves it incapacitated and unable to be saved" opens up less loopholes than "the pony doesn't want to hug you?"

>>27569604

I'd hug Caramel!

>>27569647
But what if it's a girl

>>27569647
>AngelIsScared.jpg

>>27569662
Georgette

>>27569662

Georgia?

>>27569580
You'd wreck your iphone to kill me?

That's one of the nicest things the internet has ever said to me.

I would find some way to save the poor creature, using magic. then I would knock it up and make it have a forced abortion. That would be pretty hot.

>>27569673
'Kay

>>27569588
Thank you so very much. Saved forever.

>>27569662

Georgia

>>27569662
Georgina?

>>27569647
If it bit you would you pull it's teeth out and lock it in your basement? How else to stop the damn thing from messing up your house. Of course after you've done that there is really no way for you to free it so I suppose you'd have to keep it down there and occasionally tie it up in your back yard. Maybe in a separate lot you have fenced off so your neighbours don't see it.

>>27569677
iPhones are pretty durable, It'll probably be fine.

>>27569677

Iphones are fucking sturdy, man. I'm pretty sure a human skull wouldn't even dent it.

this is just silly. kind of a boring silly, really

DURR I LIEK BOOKS.

>>27569680

...AND I just remembered I'm on 4chan...

>>27569680
>then I would knock it up and make it have a forced abortion. That would be pretty hot.

Why would you say this

Am I the only one who doesn't want to hurt cute ponies

>>27569655
Well, it does doesn't it?

>>27569704
I don't want to hurt cute ponies either.

>>27569677
I don't have an iphone, i'd have to slap you with my cock until you died.

alternatively i could fist you until you start bleeding internally.

your choice.

I'll make it as painless as possible

>>27569680
Just when I started to think we were decent people...

>>27569704
You would not be hurting the ponies in my scenarios, they would have been trapped by something else and would only hurt themselves by struggling. Of course you would be to blame for the struggling but how could you resist their colourful manes and coats?

>>27569704
I don't want that.

>>27569680
EROTIC abortions, even?