Pony sucks, Pony is the best.

Sage is my favorite sage

>>27566112

um

>>27566281
I prefer sage because Sage does nothing

MLP general:

Pulp or No Pulp edition

>>27566303
And then everyone was happy forever, the end.

Treekicker is my favourite pony, she likes to party hard

If ponies ever went to war with each other, I think they'd all get tired and decide to cuddle together for a nap.

>>27566303

>>27566303

I think President Fluttershy has been doing a wonderful job given the circumstances. Four more years!

Pony should ride into battle with pony.

>>27566312
Pulp. Anyone who says otherwise is a pussy.

Why is pony such a troll?

>>27566332
Song Smile Party's harder.

>>27566347
>>27566347

>>27566334

>magical weapons
>fucking full on aerial assaults
>pies everywhere

no

>>27566373
>>27566347
Have you two fucked yet or what?

>>27566361
boop

>>27566368
It's that a challenge?

>>27566368
Song smile fits Pinkie perfectly. i love it the best

>>27566373

>>27566361
The day is saved

>>27566341
>Fluttershy
>Not a socialist hippy queer

Why do you hate Equestria? Are you a parasprite spy?

What sound does Pinkie make when you poke her on the nose?

>>27566389
No, I'm not gay, I like ponies.

>>27566397
>>27566373
>>27566347
>>27566312

Neither. I drink Apple Juice because OJ kills.

>>27566389
Yes. Several times actually. Don't tell him though.

>>27566432
But of course.

>>27566423

She probably just giggles bro.

Here's the requested Apple Bloom riding Big Mac.

I have to go now, but could you guys critique me on this and the other two things I drew?
>>27564726
>>27565615

I wanna improve my technique. I'll check the archive a little later. Thanks!

>>27566432
Applejuice is the way to go.
Dat rich Motts flavor

>>27566373
>>27566397

>>27566312
No pulp. Pulpfags are fucking disgusting and a waste of life. You heard me pulpfags

>>27566312
As a person who likes drinking drinks that are drinks and not the consistency of something shoved in a blender, No pulp.

>>27566404

You talk about fighting for freedom, yet you want to restrict our freedoms at home!

I am not going to have the Equestrian Security Administration grope my tail every time I want to get on a chariot!

>>27566392
NO ONE PARTY'S HARDER THAN SONG SMILE! NOT YELLOW QUIET, MAGIC HORN OR ANYONE!

>Corridor of cupcakes

It's wonderful

>>27566423

probably a honk, just like when dash stuffed her hoof in her mouth

I think my spell check wants to rape me guys,
wat do?
>>27566436
>him
oh, me, t-thats cool

>>27566382

This card hurts my neck and eyes.

It's also lacking a super ability which is kind of a let down, but I guess tha's what it gets for being a double card.

also who the fuck has a white blue deck

>>27566454
Looks great so far. Maybe adjust Appleblooms belly shape.

>>27566423
*AOOOGA*
*HONK HONK*

>>27566473
The chamber of 32 cupcakes

>>27566454
It's adorable! Cant see anything bad. Blooms muzzle looks a little too sharp maybe

>>27566423
What sound does pony make when being licked?

>>27566382
Shouldn't this be in >>>/tg/

>>27566485
Rape it first! And I meant don't tell Roogna, He still hasn't figured it out. Aren't you good from the last thread?

>>27566485
>touch tonight youngish
I think your spellcheck it's a pedophile.

>>27566501
Oooooooooh

I neeed it

>>27566462
Why? Do you have something to hide? You can just go through the scanner, you don't HAVE to have your flank touched if you don't want to.

Also, have you SEEN how much fucking money Equestria owes to Amareica? We're almost 15 trillion bits in the whole, and now Fluttershy wants to give free healthcare to ALL woodland creatures? She's literally incompetent.

Uploading lesbian porn because I'm bored

>>27566506

Pony would softly coo as she's licked.

>>27566506

Eww!

Pony is also my favorite pony.

>>27566487
My brother does, actually. Nothing but hawks, Drakes, Owls, and dozens of counter-spells and white cards that are generally frustrating. I'm just happy he never got his hands on any Holy Days or anything really annoying.

>>27566552
New model?

>>27566531

>>27566468
ALLRIGHT THEN, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

>>27566506

That whinny noise they make in the show of course

Is it safe to come out? Last few generals have been pretty shit

>>27566506
Did anyone else think that this looked like the logo for a Japanese TV show from the thumbnail

>>27566570
No idea.

Maybe if someone would post cute stuff to keep the perverts under control.

>>27566568
SCRUNCHY FACE ARTS EXIST?!

>>27566552

Nice, do some octaviaxvinyl!

>>27566568

You mean the smile noise

>>27566593
In a fist fight!

>>27566552
hiya floofee.

>>27566303
>President

A REVOLUTION IN THE COLONIES?

>>27566570
What? They've actually been above average today as far as I can tell.

>>27566586
Only thanks to Exploding Guy and FluffyButts and thats it.
>>27566597
I love hearing that noise! Its only played thrice in season 1 though

Honestly after infiltrating your threads, watching all the episodes, and picking favorites, I can't see why people dislike Ponies or Pony threads.

>>27566610
Let the circlejerking commence.

what i got when searching for angel bunny

>>27566586
It's part of this.

>>27566639
>infiltrating your threads
calm down snake

>>27566639
if you dont have a thick skin for ignoring stuff you don't like, its difficult to stay
but honestly its not so damned bad

>>27566636
It's played like 5 times in green isn't a color.

>>27566639
Because they are awful.

>>27566334
Haha I thought Fluttershy's mane was some horrible worm-like tendril extending from Pinkie Pie

>>27566636
the squeaky noise? Nah, they use it more than 3 times

>>27566649
lrn2google
"angel mlp"

>>27566649
I like it.

>>27566664
>green isn't a color.

IT'S NOT?

OH FUCK

>>27566525

Say what you want, no one can beat Fluttershy for re-election. She got rid of that dragon, didn't she?

>>27566639

Well, clearly you're not looking hard enough.

>>27566653
I am the snake it is me
>>27566659
Exactly
>>27566668
Why?

>>27566651
Lovely.

>>27566707
Every fandom has shit like that, nothing is sacred over the internet.

>>27566672
...aw shucks. I havent rewatched GiyC in a while. I just remembered when Fluttershy does it and then Pinkie in Buffalo episode

>>27566692

Allison Angel is one of my favorites. She'd be perfect for cosplaying Fluttershy, with her soft features, smooth skin, and large breasts

>>27566610
Wait, the rainbow Dash edit of that H game with the cheerleader from Heroman is REAL?

... sauce?

>>27566639
>Show

Not bad, not bad at all

>Discussing MLP on /co/

Not cancerous, just capefags crying that there's one less spot to talk about GL's dick.

>These threads

If you ever come on during the day, it's made of awful

>sick off my ass
>in pony threads with a carton of oj(pulp)
pretty good day

>>27566639
Because
1) the idea that the MLP franchise could have, after 30 years in existence, FINALLY gone from utter shit to a worthwhile show is, in fact, pretty unbelievable, so you really have to watch the show to prove this to yourself...
2) except that these people really don't want to watch the show because they are so repulsed by what they perceive to be furry that they immediately think we are the worst scum on the planet

Don't get me wrong, furries and other various pornographers have certainly contaminated this fandom but it's not a freaking requirement to be a furry porn artist to be an MLP fan like they seem to believe

>>27566752
It WAS on /f/, don't know where to find it now.

>>27566761
I spent my day playing metals and driving around. Now I have no money and my ass is sore.

>>27566759
>implying only capefags hate us

>>27566707
>no horn on lyra

>>27566761
Sick here too, damn sore throat, got myself some advil.
>>27566770
Seems like you have everything figured out.

>MLP Thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPB1uLEBkD0

>>27566787
>a day in the life of /co/mmander
neat

>>27566803
That's not Lyra, that's Seashell...a

best pony is best pony

>>27566614

Give us liberty or give us a dungeon in the place we are banished to!

>>27566807
this is not funny anymore

>>27566807
We're all aware of Pony Threads Simulator videos.

At this point, it's pretty much become a 'post the most abhorrent thing you can iamgine in order to star in one' contest.

>>27566825
>stating the obvious

>>27566832
Not funny till V3.0

>>27566828

Be careful what you wish for, my little pony...

>>27566770
>it's not a freaking requirement to be a furry porn artist to be a MLP fan
I feel like this should be our motto

>>27566825
>>27566840
I prefer Fluttershy because she mumbles like me.

>>27566807
Daily dose

>>27566809
I live half an hour away from my band and my tailbone hurts if I sit in one position for too long. You just have a dirty mind.

>>27566862

then you should stop mumbling and grow a goddamn pair.

>>27566610
I laughed.
That silly flash sure did get around.

>>27566862
>Comparing yourself to MLP characters

Please tell me that you guys don't actually do this.

>>27566836

>'post the most abhorrent thing you can iamgine

>>27566787
I posted "art" all over downtown San Diego, took a picture with some bridesmaids, did an interpretive dance for a bagpipe player and wore a tie to the beach.

And now it's time to draw. requests?

>>27566877
It's me you bloody cock, I mumble because I've never been outside of my house.
You're right though.

>>27566885
Seriously though, is it still on the web somewhere?

>>27566886
Is it so wrong?

>>27566891

>>27566893
Pony ponying pony while ponying

>>27566836

>>27566886
but ranbow dosh im just like you and pinky ponk made together im so randum but also lots of energy lol xD jk sometimes im sleepy too but im like rarity becuz i wear watever clothes i want evcen when they arent in fashion and my parents say im smart just like sparkle and sometimes im soo shy just like the yellow one i also enjoy the occasional apple

>>27566893

>>27566886
I identify with Big Mac because I possess a 2 foot black cock

>>27566944
Oh come on

>>27566898

well then stop bloody mumbling all the time you pikey

>>27566944
>Rainbow dosh

>>27566922
Maybe

Although, it might just be me tired of EVERYBODY comparing themselves to Twilight Sparkle, particularly in regards to the 'introvert with no friends' part.

To be fair, I've always wondered whether my top 3 favourite characters (RD, TS, FS) are subconciously based off of how I'd like to me, how I see myself now, and how I probably am actually like, respectively.

>>27566651

So... Rarity is Green Arrow? o_O

>>27566969
This is you.

Also, no, bitches love the mumbles.

>>27566935
"Playing with shit is always funny"?

>>27566914
http://swfchan.com/20/96225/

>>27566935
I lol'd.

>>27566983
L-O-D-S of E-P-O-N-E

WOZZAT SPELL? LOADSAPONY! PROB'LY!

sick radio station
right hurr
http://www.shoutcast.com/Internet-Radio/nyan

>>27566944

>>27566914
wasn't it fluffy butts who was making it?

>>27567003
>based off the hack version

Fuck yeah, I am so going to hell for this!

>>27567021

>>27566994

only when the pretty little boys like DiCaprio in the films do it. when it's in practice they go for LOUD, BOISTEROUS ASSHOLES

I don't understand this show. It's just horses talking to each other. None of the characters are very original its pretty stock cartoon stuff. Why can't I like this obviously awesome show?

If you could replace your penis with a tiny pony which pony would it be?

>>27567066
Because you just don't like it. That's it. Same reason I don't like Aqua Team Hunger Force. I just don't get the appeal.

>>27567077
The only correct answer is Pinkie.
Wait..
What?

So, did anyone else notice the unicorn guards wear armor more elaborate than the pegasus guards? The pegs have a single piece body segment, the unicorns have a multi piece body that has an armored saddle fastened over a blue and white saddle blanket, their armor also has red gems on it that the pegasus armor lacks.

Are the unicorns some kind of elite personal guard that doesn't leave the palace or something?

>>27567066
Because different tastes.

>>27567066
First you need to develop a sexual attraction to Canadian Flash animation

>>27566891
What the fuck is Hasbro thinking? No one's going to buy this shit. It terrifies me.

>>27567100
Too much armour would weigh a pegasi down, and make it harder for them to fly. It would also probably block their wings.

>>27567003
do fast vaginal
>>27567022
while listening to this

>>27567114
My sis bought those, and barbies.

I played with them when till I turned 5.

>>27567097
hey roogna, my buddy finished his picture. check it out!

>>27567100

Less armor makes them more aerodynamic, plus that stuff would get in the way of their wings.

>>27566893
Juice draw what the world looks like through Gummys eyes

Serious question guys:
Do pegasus ponies have hollow bones like birds, to make their bodies more lightweight and better adapted to flight?

>>27566946
twilight in this picture is just...unf

Got bored and drew this for you, pony lovers of /co/.

>>27567153
I wouldn't say that their whole body would, since when you consider the number of times that Rainbow Dash has crashed, she's pretty much be a cripple by this point. The wings themselves, maybe.

On the other hand: Magic!

>>27567153
>magic

>>27567164
cool ty

>>27567023
I would actually enjoy seeing a derpy Snails plush from this person.

>>27567153
If so, Dash would have died when colliding with the cliff face. As it is, cartoon logic aside, I am under the impression the wings are a manifestation of pegasus magic, which allows their heavy equine bodies the ability of flight, despite their girth.

>>27567140
>>27567118

armor weight has nothing to do with it. Pegasus can fly with filled wagons strapped to themselves and we have seen them wearing saddles before. It has to be something else.

I remind you that flutteryshy flew around with a wagon filled with frogs, and the pegasus moving company had a giant van filled with furniture held aloft entirely by two female pegasi. Weight and aerodynamics does not feature in their thinking, probably due to their magical flight hax.

>>27566604

>>27567093

women like douchebags. 's why you see them with the guidos and the twats and the psychos.

we're not like you, little emo-man. we are like Heavy and Commander Shepard. we wear LOUD COLOURS and we throw LOUD PUNCHES and we drive LOUD CARS and we are LOUD MEN with LOUD LIFESTYLES.

>git the fuck outta here 'fore i beat you to death wit mah balls.jpg

>>27566946
No, It wasn't that cool.

>>27566929
i don't even

>>27567177
I think Faust said it was that

>>27567100
yes, adeptus custodes, for the princess and the land of equestria.

It is the better millenium...

For more than ten centuries the Princess has ruled faithfully on the throne of equestria. She is the servant of ponykind by the will of all...

>>27567170
This .gif is the only reason that I will continue doing it.

>>27567189
>No

>>27567138
Its... nice

>>27566886
Boy, to see your face when they did this

>>27567130
phew
i'm off to bed

>>27567182
The wings could still get blocked by additional armour.

Aren't earth ponies meant to physically be stronger than pegasi and unicorns? If so, you might be right about the earth pony guards being different; they could be the main guard, while pegasi serve more as light, shock troopers.

>>27567208

then i'll beat you to death with my balls.

>>27567204
I'm going to help kill all the cat girls

>>27567153
They are thinner than the other ponies

>>27567189
I VOTE WE HAVE OURSELVES A MANLY PICNIC!

NO GLASSES
NO NAPKINS
ONLY WHISKY

>>27567241

and pretzels

Egoraptor drawing ponies

http://www.livestream.com/egoraptortakesadump

>>27567241
>No glasses
>Whiskey

So, drinking from the bottle?

We're heading awfully close to hobo territory, here.

Scenario:
Hasbro commissions FigurePrints to make ponies.
Only ponies that are in the show.
Cost - $50 bucks.


Would you?

>>27567241
Mead. Stout mead.

>>27567254
THE egoraptor?

>>27567254
>almost 300 viewers
holy fuck

>>27567245
Sure, why not.

>not drawing with SAI

even Sweetie Belle draws with SAI, what's your excuse for not using it?

>>27567256
Maybe.

Would it just be the main cast? Or would it include others, like Celestia, Luna, Derpy, etc.

Because that could get expensive.

>>27567273
Who is that directed at, now?

Arin Egoraptor Hanson?
THAT EGORAPTOR?

>>27567228
B-bring it

im a wwizard

>>27567273
expensive

>>27567254
>Egoraptor
>DRAWING
>PONIIIEEES

>>27567256
over six times

>>27567241
>Whisky

Real men drink straight vodka.

>>27567269

yes. He posted a link from his YT.

>>27567288
>paying for stuff on the internet
HA! FAG!

>>27567225

Thats not the point though. Its not so much the armor design, its the fact the unicorn armor is more ornate. Its obviously "better" than the pegasus armor. The show has never really cared about having wings just magically protrude through things, armor would be no different. Considering we have never seen the unicorns outside of canterlot palace I am guessing they are supposed to be the palace guard. Also odd we never saw any earth pony guards. I wonder if they even exist

can someone explain who egoraptor is

>>27567268
Where can I this elixir?

>>27567100
they're parade guards, and ground infantry. the pegasus guards will be flying and kicking shit with their armoured hooves whilst these guards will use their magic to make shit kick itself.

>>27567254

>>27567299
Real men drink OJ with no pulp

>>27567255
hobos can't afford whiskey, it's $10 handles of Dubra for them, maybe with some OJ concentrate and water, orange juice is too luxurious

This is my first time drawing a pony, what do you think?

>>27567268

AND THEN WE WILL MARCH ON THE CAPITAL OF THE HIPSTERS AND THE FAGGOTS AND THE METROSEXUALS: SEATTLE

LET NOTHING STAND BEFORE US

>>27567245
Fuck yes.

>>27567286
<3

>>27567323
manly men drink it with pulp

>>27567283
MS (lol)

>>27567328
HORIBLE

>>27567273
Noel doesn't use SAI.

>>27567323
Pussy. I'll bet you drink those fruity smirnoff drinks too.

So guys, if Putting your Hoof down is airing in 2011, that means if we get 1 episode/week, season 2 has to start mid-August. This is rather early though - IMDB messed up?
Also sauce http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/episodes

>>27567323

>drinking OJ with pulp at all
>in 2011

i seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>27567323
>Sissy no-pulp-fag questioning MY manliness

>>27567330
>FAGGOTS

DOES THAT APPLY TO ALL GAYS

OR JUST THE FAGGOT GIRLY ONES

BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THIS CRUSADE, AGAINST MALE FEMININITY

>>27567286
So am I!

>>27567255
>>27567268
>>27567299
Welp, looks like only one person got the reference.

Oh well.

So, did anyone play Luna Game 4?

Vodka is for pussies, real men eat steel and drink gasoline.

>>27567148

>>27567364
There was certain context to that phrase, but I don't remember it. What was it again?

>>27563904
not on my watch

>>27567361
old news you slowhorse that shit is fake

>>27567003
DEAR LORD WHYBONER.JPG IM GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL

are there more?

>>27567392
OH SHIT PARTIAL JUICE FACE

>>27567373
GIVE GUMMY A WIZARD HAT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

pulpy OJ is fucking disgusting. i've eaten haggis, i've eaten raw heart muscle of a stallion to gain its essence, and i've made men tap out in the Ring of Honour.

and i'd never drink orange juice with pulp in.

>>27567319

They are all ceremonial guards, Celestia is a goddess that controls the very sun, she needs no protection.

I am just curious why the unicorn armor is clearly superior to that of the pegasus, and what the guard hierarchy is seeing as this seems to imply there is one.

>>27567413
I heard only Homosexuals drink Pulp

>>27567392
Draw Hank Pym riding Celestia

>>27567398
Sauce on that? I just woke up, and when I went to bed it still wasn't dissed here, 6 hours ago. I guess time to read arch

>>27567323
>Vodka
>Orange Juice

SCREWDRIVER MOTHERFUCKER.

>>27567254
>derpy chan

>>27567392
aw, thats cute

>>27567392
damn juice you ugly

>>27567422
Because drinking pulp feels like drinking seamen.

>>27566018

>>27567363
Fucking 4chan plus leaving my spoiler box checked forever

>>27567393
im not really sure, somesort of short fic, id rather try not to remember the details.....

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

>>27567452
ALL HAIL THE LUNAR REPUBLIC

>>27567372

THE GIRLY ONES

BUT WE DON'T KILL THEM

WE TAKE THEM PRISONER AND MAKE THEM TRAP SEX SLAVES, FORCIBLY IF NEED BE

LET US NOW HAVE SEX, FELLOW FAGGOT

>>27567451

>>27567451
how would you know?!
pinkie.png

>>27567461
Juice and EgoRaptor are drawing ponies

>>27567254
oh shit is he drawing self inserts? lol

>>27567454
Well, uncheck it.

>>27567425
That reminds me. Someone should draw Celestia chillin' with a Celestial.

>>27567477
>You now know why Tony drinks.

>>27567447
shit nigga i know.

>>27567466
THIS IS AN AGREEABLE PLAN

NOW, WHAT TO DO WITH THE HIPSTERS AND METROSEXUALS

>>27567392
what the fuck i thought juice was some 15 year old /b/ faggot but he looks 30+ and obese

>>27567435
>lovely horse derpy chan
>drawing ocs

I drink my orange juice withoutanymilk

>>27567466
so it's cool to rape dudes as long as it's a prison style ass pounding? maybe one dude with a sharpened screwdriver stuck up to his throat and another one facefucking him?

>>27567451
Sooooo....you're saying you know what drinking semen feels like?

>>27567516
As long as the balls don't touch.

>>27567328
good, but personally i think you're doing the filly a little too grown up..
>pony
in that case it's well off. otherwise i'd suggest something like the pic related

>>27567330

When you get there, burn it. Burn it all. Put it all to the torch like the conquerors of old

>>27567409
There you go
Now I sleep for a thousand years in Val Halla

>>27567528
sweet deal

>>27567499
how are you getting any of that all I can see is the edge of his glasses and an ear.
I sort of want to see the rest of his face now

>>27567535
I ALREADY HAVE THAT ONE.

>>27567532

Thank you. =3 I'll work on making her look more like a filly.

>>27567535
Manly.
You should eat and do glorious battle, too.
That's what Val Halla is for

>>27567564
Well too bad thats all you get
goodnight
i love you
no homo

>>27567516

nah. homolust in general is fine, just as straightlust is fine, unless you're a homophobe, in which case YE ARE NAE A TREU MAN.

the problem lies with the ones that dance around the issue and would prefer to just prance and giggle and shit. they become the sex slaves.

the hipsters and metrosexuals, we force to fight to the death in the Pit. sometimes we'll have four or five of them fight one of our own, just to prove our point. fights to-the-death only, of course.

>>27567499
>Implying you wouldn't suck his dick
I never get to post this

>>27567528
Still gay if they look like dudes, I don't care if it's a domination thing you're still touching another mans hairy probably unwiped asshole. Traps are where its at, smooth and satisfying.

>>27567603
there'd be horse semen jello shots and jizz on tap

>>27567596
Snarky, are you determining what is manly behind my back again?

>>27567596
Just fill the pit and I shall clear it of the unworthy.

>>27567393
couldnt sleep till i found it, so here you go.
looks like i was wrong, just random ass wtf conversations

>>27567622
It's still fucking gay, fuck faggots who fuck traps and pretend it isn't gay

>>27567641
I didn't think it was anything sexual in nature, just... odd.

But still pretty funny, actually. Thanks for taking the time to do that.

Duh, the post numbers on in the video, it would have been easy for me to go find them, bah

>>27567425
it's different

>>27567499
30+, no
obese, yes

>>27567561
no you don't

but if you're serious, __________________________________________

>>27567658

how is pony made

how pony get pragnant

>>27567635

it was already determined, long ago.

i am not a conqueror. i am simply the Arbiter of the Will of the Gods.

>>27567658

i don't pretend it's not gay, i just don't care. which makes it alright. it's only unmanly if you have issues with it.

>>27567695
not mad, just disappointed

just go downtown and pick up some hairy dude to smoke meth with, you might like it better than some needy queen faggot trap

>>27567658
I actually don't care if its gay or not...if its hot then my dicks going in it regardless.
>inb4 flesh volcano

>>27567707
But sir!
My manliness RE-WRITES THE BOOKS!
JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE WILL BE MORE MANLY THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

>>27567704
The same way all mammals do.

Full-blown, drawn out, pule pounding, {spoiler]magic

>>27567724
Volcanoes are notoriously hot.

>>27567691
Oh that Hank

>>27567683
yea....now that i look at it, i guess its funnier out of context, never really gave it a second thought till i saw it in the vidya

>>27567726
But books aren't manly.

Huh, not all that impressed with egoraptor's ponies, other than the novelty of it. Now, if he does a pony animation I will probably thoroughly enjoy it. His wacky voices make the videos I think.

>>27567732
>spoiler fail

Goddammit

>>27567747
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

>>27567704
I can tell you, But i will show you....

>>27567641
>He even forgot that his wife Celia had committed suicide, for instance, by eating drano- a mixture of sodium hydroxide and aluminum flakes, which was meant to clear drains. Celia became a small volcano, since she was composed of the same sorts of substances which commonly clogged drains

-Kurt Vonnegut, "Breakfast of Champions."

I think the term "flesh volcano" is, verbatim, in his later work "Timequake."

>>27567747
YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK

>>27567747

>>27567747
>books aren't manly

Go fuck yourself, you uneducated plebian.

A REAL man is well-read and knowledgeable.

>>27567707
>hurr durr arbitor of da gods

>>27567726

you've failed me.

you won't fail me again.

that, i promise you.

>>27567747

>>27567766
I really liked that book.

>>27567768
I don't think Twilight would be bothered by that comment.

>>27567747
The Prince of Nothing is a very manly trilogy, filled with manly men doing manly things.

>>27567766
What the fuck?
i didnt understand it the first time, and i dont understand it now bro

I don't understand what's going on in this thread anymore..

>>27567779

and your point is what

>>27567791
I remember reading it cover to cover the night he died.

>>27567804
But it makes a hilarious mental image.

>>27567792
Yeah.
But I was ;-;

>>27567799
and you sit a cozy chair with a cold drink in an air-conditioned building to read it.

that's not manly; books aren't manly, get over it

>>27567766
It won't eat THROUGH you, but it will burn the fuck out of your stomach and esophagus, really nasty way to go. There's been a few cases of guys who downed bleach/drano/lye, then either stabbed themselves or jumped out a window because it was so incredibly painful. I've got a forensic pathology book with a bunch of different suicide methods and photos in it, pretty nasty stuff. You'll vomit up blood and foam, which further burns the esophagus and larynx as it comes up.

>>27567825
ill give you that one

>>27567704
use horn to spray magic into vag then babby is formed

Alright so i finished my twist inspired knight for my cutie mark crusader knights errant.

I need some ideas for another Filly to turn into a knight errant (not the CMC they're reserved for my command squad)

(designs, or just ponies if you aren't artistic are all welcome)

>>27567843
the other angle

>>27567838
yea, because THATS much better than using a penis

>>27567828
>Implying I read books to gain the knowledge they contain.
>Implying I don't beat the information out of them.
>In a hot box.

>>27567828
You're right. Call of Duty and Steven Seagal movies and BOOBS GUNS FUCK YEAH is manly.

Come back when you're not fifteen years old.

>>27567838
this doesn't look consensual to me

crookedtrees is streaming, it's nsfw

http://www.livestream.com/crookedtreesartwork

>>27567856
You really shouldn't hit the books.

>>27567804
Drano is a highly basic chemical meant to dissolve clogged drains. Clogs in drains are made up of things like body hair, and shit, and semen, and so forth. Drano dissolves these things.

The rest of the human body is also, basically, made out of the same stuff. Protein. Fats. So on. Same basic building blogs. So if you commit suicide by drinking drano, you're basically treating yourself like a clog. You start vomiting out your own digestive tract, until the muscles that cause vomiting themselves dissolve. And then gravity would just drive the rest out of whatever orifice is pointed downwards.

>>27567843
Do you have Dinky's color scheme?

>>27567855

>>27567828
>implying you know how I read books.

>>27567808
Nothin'. Just wanted to see if you'd respond, and you did. Played right into my hand. Made you my bitch.

I own you now.

PONIES ARE MANLY

>>27567828

Old Yeller was a book before it was a movie.

that's the most manly thing there is on God's Green Earth, and i don't think you'll find a single person here who'll disagree with that.

>>27567876
Oh, jeez. I never realized that that was how suicide via Drano worked.

Wow.

Pony is the manliest pony.

>>27567872
You sound like that fucking shrink I had to go too.
I knocked his ass out and beat the fuck out of his library.
I then got a degree in everything.

>>27567876
I have to see if I can find the photo of the burnt stomach from bleach in my pathology PDF, Medicolegal Investigations of Death is too big to scan, it wouldn't even fit in my scanner it's so big.

>>27567921
Liberal Arts?

>>27567863
>projecting as hell

woah, slow down little bitch. I'm not saying that one kind of 'art' is manlier than the other. It's going out and actually doing manly shit that makes you manly. Sorry to set off your autism.

>>27567916

>>27567878
Do you happen to have more images of dinky?

i have surprisingly few, being miserly with my datas. i haven't saved too many.

just for a better look at her colours.

>>27567943
>Autistic

I'm not arguing with you anymore. It's clear that you don't have any real point, and just want to yell at me. Therefore, this is pointless.

>>27567882

Oh shit, Wakfu S2 E11 finally got subs.

Fuck you guys, I'm gonna watch some Boufball!

>>27567392

D'aww this is adorable and I love it.

>>27567989
YES YES

>>27567916
I can't argue with that.

>>27567947
Sure, I can cap a few.

I have a question for you /co/

When's the last time you actually watched the show?

>>27567906
you mean that shitty book about the rednecks jacking off over killing his dog? the one that's required reading in the third grade?

suuuuuure. manly.

I swear, this generation will be known as the sissy-girl generation because people like you are allowed to walk free

Oh hey it's 4 AM and the thread is past bump limit.

Time to post dongs.

Not to boast but I think this is the best penis I have done so far. Now if I can just harness my powers for good...

>>27568038
Few days ago

>>27568018

>>27568038
yesterday in jesus' stream

>>27568038
when the season finale aired

>>27567989
>Download


>6 days left

What the fuck megaupload

>>27568038
why do people keep asking this? who cares?

>>27568057
Same.

Reposting Luke Allen.

>>27568041
whos dick is that. i am hoping for fluttershy

>>27568039
Heh, I got to choose whatever the fuck I wanted to read.
Reading Enders Game was a highlight of 7th grade for me.
And the Lord of the Rings.

>>27568041
That's a mighty fine penis you've got there, SB. Mighty fine.

>>27567704
>>27567838

Case History
A 36-year-old Caucasian housewife attempted
suicide because of severe domestic problems coupled with postpartum depression. She ingested approximately one half cup of commercial "Drano"
crystals *** (NaOH) mixed with half a glass of
water.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1408946/pdf/annsurg00930-0149.pdf

Lady is lucky she's alive.

>>27568038
Earlier today.
I watch one episode every day.

>>27568039
>Accusing people of being unmanly
>In a thread about cartoon ponies
>On the internet
>Anonymously

Whatever makes you feel special.

>>27568070
I was just curious. It's not like LOLOLOLOL YOU GUYS AINT EVEN WATCHING THE SHOW YOU JUST TALKIN BOUT SHIPPING FAGSSSSS

>>27568077
It is a choose-your-own-adventure dick.

>>27568041

That is a rather nice dong.

Looks kinda plastic-y though, I think it's the one, huge, thick shaded vein.

Dicks are hard to draw.

>>27568018
>Sure, I can fap a few

thats how i read it. i was about to get mad at leth for fapping to dinky.

>>27568098
I don't have a horse dick!

What kind of game is this, because i don't like it.

huh, so apparently ep 19 of s2 will be called putting your hoof down.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/episodes

Sounds like dragonshy 2.0 to me, maybe an in-fight between two of the ponies? I can't help but think the main character will be fluttershy

>>27568076
where the fuck did this happen

>>27568096
I haven't watched an episode to completion since the finale

>>27568076
I almost punched my monitor on reflex.

>>27568116
I'd get mad at me too. I'd have done something really wrong for that to happen.

>>27568119
Main character will be Spike and the title won't make any sense. Best head fake.

>>27568128
On /co/.

Luke Allen is from /co/, not Ponychan.

>>27568038
June 30th with about twnty or so other bronies.

>>27568162
was it in the generals? i didn't see it today

>>27568169
>Brony meet-ups

Please don't tell me that you guys actually do this.

Also, hi Nathan.

>>27568162
Really?
He looks more like a /v/ dweller to me.

>>27568038
I just got here


watched all of them yesterday

can i get a cute image dump?

>>27568193
>looks like a /board/ dweller
Holy generalizations batman!

>>27568076

The dude isn't even that ugly. He just LOOKS kind of sad, honestly. Like his aura exudes depression. Sure he's overweight, but if he got his shit together he could probably get a girlfriend and shit. I've seen much uglier dudes with hot/pretty/nice girlfriends.

But he won't because he's infatuated with the concept of idealized female stereotypes in a cartoon about brightly colored ponies.

Now I'm depressed.

>>27568189
Yes

>>27568201
There's a lot to go around.

>>27568202
He looks like a /lit/ dweller

>>27568205
You can compensate for looks with attitude.

At least 90% of the time I read "bronies" as "brownies."
Anyone else do this?

>>27568189
Yeah, it's in the archives.

http://arch.413chan.net/co27551638.html#27552840 Is where it started.

>>27568201
Cutest image I have.

>>27568116
I fap to dinky. I like to imagine that she got lost one day and wondered into a dark alley. And I met her there and railed her little foal pussy and ass.

Sup /co/lts...
I don't usually hang around here (usually just /b/) and I can't stay for long because it's 4 am here, but I thought I'd upload a recent Celestia line drawing I did on Flash (not meant to be any color).

>Best pony besides Fluttershy

Over and out.

>>27568201
I like to think the generals serve a higher purpose than image dumping grounds.
http://fim.413chan.net/art/
10 pages for your viewing pleasure
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/
hardly worth sifting through all the shit anymore, but it has a ton of images

>>27568205
That's how all computer programmers look, it slowly sucks the life out of you. Very high rate of substance abuse and alcoholism in that profession.l

>>27568229

That's what I was saying.

>>27568128
luke allan says he has been coming to pony threads since applebuck season and has been contributing anonymously. when he said he hates ponychan this was my face

>>27568237

>>27568018
>>27568056

Alright i know these designs aren't to complicated but for a little filly with no cutie mark and the young nature of the knights i think its alright,

they'll look better as a group (when i do a derpy pegasus i'll have it be a bit more detailed.)

But i this will be the next knight i paint. (doing the fillys first is also good as i'll be able to get better and better at painting knights, until i get to the CMC, and then the mane6/other grown up ponies)