Appledash thread?

>>27549055

NO please no.

>>27549055
I'm okay with this

I like seeing the entire core cast grouped together, screenshots or fanart. Makes the show and the interaction between them seem all the more cohesive.

My first attempt at drawing one of these ponies. Just tried to replicate the common promo image. Fairly satisfied with the result.

>>27549014
I know this was the OP of the last thread but this made me laugh a lot.

>>27549055
>>27549082
Spikebloom is superior.

Spin off time.

Hey, here's a question: how did Dash manage to do this? I mean, I'm having an extremely difficult time trying to imagine how in the hell she did this. Was she trying to spin the lasso while flying? What gives?

What do you think? How do you fail lasso so hard?

>>27549100
Ha,

>>27549055
"A thread about what-now...?"

>>27549120
magic

>>27549120
Thisisherfetish.jpg

a lot of practice getting into such a position.

girl on the left is cutest pinkie ever

>>27549115
That's a funny way of saying SpikeGilda.

>>27549088
Pretty good i would say, but your torso/stomach looks too short and not curvy enough

>>27549115
nope.avi
I have a strong distaste for Spike and am quite fond of Apple Bloom.

>>27549120
If Homer Simpson can make cereal and milk catch fire...

>>27549152
That's a funny way of shipping unrelated characters.

>>27549150

unf, she's too cute

>>27549120
try to throw it, it goes in completely the wrong direction and tangles up in a tree. Being Dash, she jumps after it and tries to pull it out - unfortunately pulling a lasso tightens it. You see the result in front of you.

>>27549120
I imagine it was one of those things where she just got a little tangled up and her continued thrashing only made it worse.

>>27549137

Shit faceless please, no more rp.

>>27549117
>No carrot top

Fuck this shit, either Lyra or Bon Bon has to be a sidecharater or else I'm not watching it.

Would you fuck human Twilight?

>>27549150
Girl on the far right is way hotter

>27549037
I do hate boobs.
I've only seen them once in real life and I threw up
EVIL SPHEROIDS

>>27549206

Fine, take off dr fag and put carrot top there.

>>27549193
There ya go.

>>27549150
having sex with girl while we are both dressed as pinkie is my new fetish

>>27549218
Yes.

>>27549117

As much as I like the designs of scratch and octavia, they were in one episode each. There are many other persistent backgrounders that are more deserving of a shot in such an idea.

>>27549198

>>27549137
It's about apples... apples that run!

This is relevant to mah interests.

>>27549246
That guy is pretty perceptive

>>27549137
Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash! I have a question I need to ask you!

>>27549239
You're a fag

Evening...

>>27549239
No, we need the male character to create an interesting group dynamic.

I vote we remove Lyra because we already have two musicians.

>>27549189
>One single Rarity
>She's fat
>Rainbow Black

>>27549282
We can't get rid of Lyra! Not when she and Bon Bon are lipstick lesbians together!

>>27549282
I demand creative control issues.

>>27549272
I'm listening. ask away.

>>27549189
>>27549150
She seems to be imitating the Shirley Temple / Darla Dimple thing

>>27549260

Shit nigga, rp with aj and dash? what kind of shit is this, bring the fillies.

>>27549239
>>27549255
I agree with these a bit.
I'm okay with crossover stories, but I don't want that to be a part of a main and unrelated story.

Non-pony here.
I just played this out of boredom. What the hell is going on?

>>27549152
Whenever I get the opportunity to get on /co/, I see you here, in a pony general. What exactly is it about ponies that warrants 9 straight months of non-stop attention from /co/? Arguments about quality, cleverness, and jokes being the main reasons have been invalidated.

>>27549307
>>27549272
>>27549260
>>27549257
NOT AGAIN DAMNIT!

>>27549307
>>27549272
We will not be having this again.

>>27549307
Is it normal for my vajingamajig to smell funny in the morning?

>>27549189

Black Rainbow Dash and creepy Pinkie Guy are funnier than they should be.

>>27549282
How about we replace The Doctor and Octavia with Carrot Top and Cloudkicker

>>27549318
Ouch.
Hope you got someplace to go.

>>27549282

>Removing lyra
>in 2011

>>27549260
>>27549257
shut up and kiss already

>>27549318
Getting kicked out of your parents house?

Man, i know that feel.

>>27549341
Actually, replacing the Doctor is a good idea if we're NOT going to be doing full-blown TARDIS-powered adventures. Because there's no real point in having him otherwise.

>>27549318
Hope you're getting prepared for it

>>27549189
Wait... does that guy's Twilight Sparkle costume consist entirely of paint on his cheek?

Wat

>>27549189
>One good Twilight
>One good Fluttershy
>One good Pinkie Pie
>One good Applejack
>All the Rainbow Dash are terrible

>>27549339
Uhh... How does it smell like?

>>27549318
What?
Story please
Also who are you

>>27549377

HE GOT A PURPLE SHIRT ON
DAMN NIGGA WHAT YOU WANT

>>27549324
Nothing really, I just enjoy this environment and most of the things I do don't preclude being in these threads. Also that's usually early morning for me so most of my normal sleep schedule friends are already out of the picture.

>>27549370

What about Lyra, Bonbon, Derpy, Carrot top, Cloudkicker and Linky.

>>27549355
Shut up an' do what now? That's a mighty weird thing ta say...

>>27549409
That's not even purple, it's dark blue

>>27549341
It might work.

But what would Cloudkicker's role in the group be? Kicking clouds would be pretty boring.

>>27549100
Ha Ha! Its still going.

>>27549307
Well see, there's this uh...there's some-pony that I like. And I wanna tell them that I like them. But whenever I get close I start to feel all funny and I just know if I say anything to them about how I'm feeling they'll think I look silly! How am I supposed to tell them without looking really dumb?

>>27549189
a pair of Applejack kissed!

>>27549282

Remove Scratch, Octavia and Doctor Whoof, replace with Carrot Top, OPPP and Braeburn

Octavia and Scratch never had any lines, and were on screen for all of 5 seconds a piece.

Carrot Top could have the fridge raiding shenanigans with derpy, which means we don't need Doctor Whoof either and can replace him with the much more appealing Braeburn (who actually has a personality). OPPP because everyone loves a drunk.

If you want to keep it entirely to ponyville regulars, swap Braeburn for Pokie, which keeps the single male and also gives us some unicorn presence.

>>27549398

A little like bleach.

>>27549416
That's one earth pony too many

>>27549398
You know that apple you gave me? Well I kept it as a souvenir, so it's been in my closet for a few months... it smells almost as bad as my coochie

>>27549150
oh god the guy makes that pic hilarious

>>27549420
shut up and lick then
just stop talking and be adorable

>>27549433
I don't think OPPP had any lines either, and Braeburn's not a background pony

>>27549324
I don't feel like talking about myself in /co/ threads unless its about something I'm drawing/colouring/writing or my ideas about characters or stories.

Enjoy the game.
The end's pretty sad.

>>27549431
You've got a little crush on somepony huh...?

Well, I don't know about you, but I'd probably focus so much and just say it straight out.

I WANT TO FUCK A GIRL DRESSED AS PINKIE PIE

HOW DO

>>27549432
Tell me there's more of this

>>27549482

She didn't but she was also in nearly ever episode. Hard to talk when you are slurring your words

>>27549505
roofies.

I have found something very interesting on the internet

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html

I only wish it was a comic instead of a text...reading is so horibly boring...

BY THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN CELESTIA!

>>27549502
>say it straight out
>straight

YOU'RE NOT THE REAL RAINBOW DASH

>>27549505
I can be a girl dressed like Pinkie Pie if that's what you want.

somebody tell pacce to wake up, brush his teeth and get the drinking game set up for tonight

>>27549482

Also Octavia and scratch are not background ponies either. They are gag ponies. They never appeared more than once.

>>27549505

I want to fuck Andrea Libman while she does the Pinkie voice and giggle-snorts.

>>27549502
But it's not a little colt, I get those funny feelings about another filly!

>>27549522
That is quite the novel length story.
I hope you enjoy it.
I liked the first 20 chapters lots and lots.

>>27549526
Gee, I didn't know we were on grammar neighzism patrol today!

>>27549550
It's true, it was.

>>27549324

The hell if I know. All I understand is that it's free entertainment, even at the worst of times.

>>27549465
Ah don't think that'd be the best thing ta do.. Rainbow can get a touch frisky sometimes. She might take it the wrong way...

>>27549562
Ahahah

>>27549549
...
Uh, A-another filly? But... who?
...

>>27549543
Wait, how are they "gag ponies" simply because they only have one episode appearance?
I'd only call someone a gag character if they appear as part of a very specific joke, like the mule on Applejack's farm

>>27549547
Oh god yes.

>>27549549

Aw, Scootaloo, I didn't know you felt that way...

But I have feelings for Apple Bloom

>>27549445

Well what about, Lyra, Romana, Bonbon, Carrot top, Derpy and Cloudkicker.

>>27549555
No, see, I was making a cheap gay joke
...nevermind

>>27549571
Frisky is good, it's just her way of telling you she likes you!

>>27549607

>>27549571
You shippers are repulsive.

>>27549612
I know.


heh, grammar neighzism...

>>27549578
well...It's actua-
>>27549607
Twist? No, I don't-wait, YOU have a crush on Apple Bloom too?

>>27549547
FUCK YOU
NOW IM DEPRESSED
I WILL NEVER FUCK A TALENTED VOICE ACTRESS

...
or maybe I will.
I just have to find them BEFORE they become famous

>>27549318
if you are near portland you can come live in my basement bro. no homo.

>>27549505
You're in luck because it's Saturday night.
1. Get cleaned up
2. Head to a club or bar, or other social gathering place
3. Lay your smooth moves on a fine lady
4. Get her talking then try to work in some physical contact like rubbing her thigh or some shit
5. Whisper in her ear that you wanna take her home
6. Bring her back to your place
7. Make out with her and stuff, gotta warm up the oven first iykwim
8. Put on an episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and explain that you want her to dress like Pinkie Pie while you have sex, because you're greatly sexually attracted to cartoon horses (make sure you clarify, only *cartoon* horses, you don't want to scare her off)
9. ?????
10. PROFIT

The scootaloo is a cool pony, but her voice when it talks makes all of my ears hurt.

>>27549646

>>27549609
I'd say yes, but I'm trying to write a fanfiction with a mane 6 made out of background ponies, and Romana's not one of them, mostly because she's the same Romana as her namesake, and I haven't gotten to those episodes yet

>>27549585

because they are horrible chariactures of what they were supposed to be?

They also appeared in the foreground of their scenes for most of their screentime, not the background.

Need a cellist pony? Of course she is going to be a stuffy musician with a "classy" getup, bowtie included. Need a DJ pony? of course shes going to be some crazy neon rave reject.

They were both visual gags. Which is why we never saw them before their big scenes, or after.

They were not background ponies.

>>27549638
...Oh...

...Applebloom...
...R-right...

>>27549638
APPLE BLOOM?
What does that silly little filly have that I don't?

>>27549622
Well... no, sugarcube, ah don't think ya'll understand... ya see, she starts to act all... uh...

>>27549643

3 months later...

Why don't you have a seat over there?

>>27549588
>i am tempted to post futa pinkie fucking a pie

but since threads seem to be pretty decent today i will not post

>>27549638
>>27549607
You wanna crush me? Why would you wanna do a thing like that?

>>27549691
That's her way of saying she REALLY likes you
and it's adorable
so you should do it

>>27549585
Pokey was a one trick balloon popping pony for example

>>27549150
>>27549189

Those are pretty disappointing

>>27549671
>The scootaloo

>>27549691
To be fair, you keep leading her on

>>27549707
thanks a lot faceless. i guess you arnt so bad after all.

>>27549688
>>27549684
>>27549638
>>27549708


INB4 ERP

>>27549688

For one, she knows how to make herself look presentable.

Can we take a rain check? I'm just not in the mood right now, come back tomorrow, just not right now.

>Ask Sweetiebelle has been created

My prayers have been answered.

>>27549679

I dont get it, the romana part.

>>27549732
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize that was a secret identity.

>>27549723
But he appears in the background of other episodes too
>>27549758
Romana, the Time Lady from Doctor Who

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>>27549671
She's like a female trunks

>>27549688

she's a straight-up G

>>27549718
Ah know what it means, hun... but..

Ah, shoot. If ah can get drunk and fool around with Twi, what's a lil' time hangin' with Dashie? As long as it's all 'no homo', ah'm sure it'd be alright.

>>27549783
where was this? how do I get there?

>>27549728
>>27549783

DEM THIGHS

>>27549732
Also, that's what you get for running a meth lab out of your apartment.

>>27549756
Oh my god this is the best thing ever

Imma ask her things about fabric.

>>27549810
Yes, passionately kissing another mare is about as no homo as it gets. I think.

This is all your falut servine, why you use that image.

>>27549783
look at that obese nerd in the glasses staring at pinkies ass

that would be me

>>27549756
>luna=queen of cheese
I think I know the perfect friend for her.

>>27549189
>>27549189
>>27549189
>>27549189
>dudes dressing like the mane cast

actually nothing is gay
Here is my proof
1A. If you are a straight male, then anything you are able to masturbate to is straight.
2A. A straight male can masturbate to two women having sex.
3A. Therefore, two women having sex is straight

1B. If you are a straight female, then anything you are able to masturbate to is straight.
2B. A straight female can masturbate to two men having sex.
3B. Therefore, two men having sex is straight

>>27549756

dies of cuteness

>>27549850
Makes sense ta me...

...ah think...

>making cupcakes right now
>cant get pinkie song out of head
>i am a faggot

>>27549813
Russia

>>27549918
nope.avi
not how it works sugar.

>>27549918
Flawless logic!

>>27549928
And that's good enough for me!

>>27549638
>>27549708
I'm... I've answered your question.. I'm going to go away for a while, Scoots.
>Flies off

>AppleDash
>ApleDash roleplaying

not on my watch

>>27549931
What would happen if you actually tried to make cupcakes by dropping a bunch of unwrapped pieces of candy into the mix

>>27549965
Pf, PinkieDash would be a month long fling. A totally adorable fling, yes, but they couldn't hold it down for long.
Nobody would see much of them for that month, though

>>27549964
>*snivvle
Scootaloo...

<SAD END>

>>27549878
I envy you
I wish I felt good enough about myself to stare at girls asses
I don't even try because I know there's no point
I cannot even derive pleasure from a good butt
In fact I think I've lost the ability to know a good butt when I see one

>>27549991
>taking shipping seriously

>>27549979
Mmmmm... gooey melted plastic...

>>27549991
>Nobody would see much of them for that month, though

Why?

Fighting crime or something?
I don't get it

>>27550009
You can think something through without taking it seriously

shit, what else am I meant to do while I walk the dog?

>>27549918
>PONY LOGIC

>>27550033
Yeah
They'd be fighting crime
that's exactly what they'd be doing

they'd even have their own costumes and everything

>>27550035
>shit, what else am I meant to do while I walk the dog?

Open the door, get on the floor

>>27549994
That was a different Scootaloo, dog. They sucked at it.

>>27550067
pretty much, yeah, but I kind of didn't want to ERP today anyways.

>>27550086
That's a lot of rape

>>27550058
>>27550033
Fighting crime partners!
also they have sex while they're not fighting crime

>>27549918
I hate being gay :(
I'm relatively new to this, and I don't know how to be an effective gay.
How do I pick up guys
I mean, I know there are gay bars but that's so bleh, I don't like bars of any kind really
And aren't I supposed to have a gaydar
Dammit, the one time I actually want a stereotype about me to be true it's not

>>27550106
>That's a lot of Rarity
ftfy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eun3NP5yLKE&feature=related

>>27550106
How many Raritys are there?

Multiply that by 5 and you will have your answer.

>>27550086
>Rarity everywhere
I guess she should change her name to Frequency

>>27550120
Haha
look at that faggot.

>>27548413
You're telling me they liked the 'Ponies in Panties' series? Awesome

>>27549279
Do a fic about... I have no fucking clue, I only have naughty and terrible ideas. Sorry

>>27550128
>ftfy
you keep using that acronym
i do not think it means what you think it means

>>27550108

YES! It's like I've always told you! My Little Pony Friendship is Magic will never die!

>>27550086

That's quite a bit of best pony.

>>27550108
Just like the real Batman!

>>27550120
I'll fuck you in the ass, anon. You'll have to pretend to be a woman, though. I am not a homo.

>>27550108
maybe they'd also have sex while fighting crime
maybe that's dash's fetish

>>27550120

Just be yourself. Being gay does not mean you have to have gay sex all the time.

>>27550146
500 raritys

>>27550159
you sir have good taste

>>27550151
>carlos.jpg
But seriously, that was great.

>>27550120
>I don't know how to be an effective gay

>>27550173
THAT'S 500 RAPED FLUTTERSHY'S

part 3 possibly starts tomorrow.

>>27550156
>ftfy
>fixed that for you
It means that I have made a correction to the post which was previously made.

That, or I am completely fucking retarded. But I'd like to think that I am right.

>>27550166
but how is that possible

>>27550151
ok I laughed

>>27550142
I love how everyone's lines now sound like a duet between a chipmunk and a demon

>>27550213
Neat.
Also good luck.

>>27550220
That's Dash's special talent. Whether that be flying faster than is possible, or fighting crime while having sex with pinkie, she does the impossible.

>someones been RPing scoot and dash in NSFW ways since yesterday
my mane was not ready

>>27550220
One takes the other from behind, while the other holds the gun. Fuck, now I want to find a chick who's into bank robbing and try that shit out.

>>27550254
Why do they keep doing it.

>>27549571
Who's the artist on this?

>>27550220
They have strategically placed by vibrators on their costume.
The switches to activate them are on the hooves of the other pony.
Every time Bat Pink punches somebody, it activates the vibrators in Ranbows costume and vice versa.

Why is Sweetie Belle so cute? Discuss.

>>27550166
Here's how you do it
The girl gets naked, starts riding the guy cowgirl, and then leans over and whispers to him "I'm 15 years old"
And then she holds onto him while he tries to throw her off
And technically he's fighting crime
He's fighting his own statutory rape

>>27550238
thanks.

>also
i delete my previous posts because they serve nothing more than to take up image slots.

I bet Apple Bloom's piss tastes like hot apple cider

>>27550301
added to filter

>>27550254

>>27550318
that nasally voice of hers. i just love how adorable it is

>>27550318
marshmallows are ugly

>>27550318

because we are all pedos

>>27550349
...For answering a question? Somebody's got a hair trigger.

>>27550336
fuck you I'm out of here

>>27550211
I...seriously? We really have that hi-res a vector of Flutterhy's ass?

>>27550326
>15 years old
>not legal
>in 2011
Wow, what kind of uncivilized dump would be like that?

>>27550318
Because she's an idiot and it's a wonder how she managed to master the English language with an IQ as low as hers.

Also, reported.

>>27550291
not sure if i want to know

>X-Arielle
>posting on FiMchan
>posting Romana/OPPP

>>27550318
Because she's so soft and round and has such a tiny little pussy. You could pound her all day and she wouldn't get hurt, except of course for when you bust open her hymen.

>>27550399
... Go on ...

What are some of the jobs you guys have had?

I find my career to be a very strange one. I was an air conditioning repairman, a bartender, and a worker at toys r us for a while.

Right now I don't have a job, but I'm trying to get another job as a bartender.

>>27550399
I like that picture of her brushing her teeth.
It's sweet in a kinda sad way.

Anyone got that copy pasta of luke allen?

I need.

I liked this threads better when 1 in every 5 posts was not a bad attemp at getting into pony thread simulator...

>>27550336
>>27550425

i don't know how to feel about this

http://www.youtube.com/user/RainbowCrash88#p/u

>>27550399
proof or GTFO

>>27550336
...damn, I'd drink straight from the tap.

>>27550387
Most of North America and most of Europe.

>>27550479
I shouldn't be asking, but are you still doing some fo those fic requests you used to do, Goretastic?

>>27550389
>>27550375
>>27550349
>>27550477

What kind of food did we say Fluttershy's poop was?

>>27550490
It's a WIP.

>>27550498

That'll be four bits!

>>27550399
>go to thread
>see Twilight in OP
>get buttmad

>>27550517
Like Peach yogurt.

>>27550514

Of course, I've only been gone 2 days for vacation.

Why, do you have something in mind?

>>27550517
wasn't it those chocolate banana marshmallowy things?

>>27550490
go look at fimchan you lazy nigger dumbfuck

>>27550533
Hah!
Racism.

>>27550533
>you_cant_ground_rainbow_dash.bmp

This thread isn't Fluttershy-y enough.

>>27550530
...Capitalism, Ho...

>>27550533
I kind of liked the Twilight. Not as bad as the cyclopic Fluttershy.

WHY

>>27550211
Wait a moment!

Is that tail growing out of her ass?

>>27550576
lol, i made this pic like month and a half ago, waiting to be posted

>>27550568
Nah, I just prefer half-asian Twilight

>>27550318
all the ponies are cute though

>>27550627
That's how tails tend to work.

>>27550644

This anon, I like him.

>>27550336

I bet Twilight's piss tastes like grape Crush soda. and not just because she's black

>>27550651
But not directly out of the hole!

That's atleast how it looks like in the pic

>>27550632
Ah.
That's not racism.
That's just preferring one race over another.


This is a joke by the way.

>>27550644
All the ponies are cute indeed.

Except Snips and Snails.

>>27550656
...
...
Industrialize every single one of the ponies urine.

>>27550666
Okay Satan

>>27550610
This just makes me laugh. But still, wat?

>>27550559
Actually yes.

I kinda want to see Gilda harassing poor Fluttershy to no ends (for being timid and such), to which Fluttershy tries to defuse the situation but slowly (but surely) becomes angrier and angrier at her tormentor. Finally, she snaps and beats the living hell out of the griffin before fleeing.

>>27550577
>>27550653
Cheer up Fluttershy. Being sad is unbecoming of you.

>>27550682

I'd rather we didn't, just my 2 cents.

>>27550281
>batman
>guns

So apparently I've been banned from Ponibooru for two days. I have no idea how this happened. Probably just a bureaucratic oversight. I'm sure the problem will be fixed post-haste.

you guys played this already?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755

i was on /v/ yesterday when i found it, it gets creepy as fuck

get the red gem, give it to roneo, then get into the house and move the boxes so you can reach the criying pony to pick up the crank, exit the house, and keep moving up to the dark house, use the crank on the well to get the key to the house, when everything is dark and you have to push the rock, move right as fast as you are able to so you can escape the fast pony

>>27550698

before Gilda flees? Or Fluttershy?

Also,

>fleeing

HA HA SO FUNNAY JOKE.

>>27550682
I mean, honestly. You ever seen livestock piss? It's like a garden hose with the valve fully open.

Am I supposed to believe that if these ponies couldn't emit a stream of delicious,nutritious, and refrigerated beverages from their sweet, beautiful pussies that there would be people here who wouldn't drink it straight from the snatch? Because I don't.

>>27550745
I hope there will be a sequel, it was fun

>>27550745
We already have fan art.

>>27550740
Did you forget to spoiler something?

>>27550762
Well, I'm sold.

>>27550698
I dont think actual violence is in her capability, honestly

>>27550792

Nope. Head's up folks, they're getting serious about porn over there (Well, at least CMC porn).

Only way to counter-balance this issue is with adorable CMC pics. Behold!

>>27550698
That´s actually interesting. Just some severe punkching and beating, a spur of the moment.

>>27550761
Either one could potentially flee. Fluttershy could flee, shocked and frightened of what she had done, while Gilda could flee in terror after being (viciously) attacked by the yellow pegesus.

So guys the Other night I had the creepiest dream about the ponies. Here it goes I was a unicorn stallion and was meeting Twilight Sparkle and her younger sister (just go with it) in some sort of meadow for a picnic. We are having a good time and the Twilight's sister start's acting weird. She decides to try to murder Twilight and myself and in mid assault she trips and starts to fall to pieces in a literal sense. A puppet master comes out of the shadows and tries to attach the strings to twilight. twilight gets several large cuts on her and I'm like what the hell do I do? BOOOOM I shoot DBZ style energy blasts from my horn and cast a healing spell on twilight. Epic battle ensued, I won then woke up and had to write this shit down before I forgot.

>>27550808
Me neither.
Though it would be cool if she got so mad that she terrified Gilda.

>>27550740
Goddammit Gorodetsky.

>>27550705
Why does everything Noel draws leave me feeling depressed at my total lack of artistic talent?

Aside from the obvious "because I have no artistic talent".

>>27550791
i know, i even found some applebloom porn of it

still, re posted it for anyone who didnt play it, im more excited for a sequel to it than i am for mass effect 3

>>27550762
>You will never be pissed on by a candy colored pony who pees kool-aid and sunny delight.

>>27550610
That is Autastic!

>>27550762
that's where the saying "I've gotta piss like a racehorse" comes from, just saiyan

people say it for a reason, like when they tell you not to stand behind a horse

>>27550666
>pacce is the satan

>>27550849
if she made gilda the timid weakish one out of the deal, like role reversal bullshit. Thatd be good

>>27549189
the fuck, why are most of them girls?

>>27550848
awesome

>>27550610
>I melted her

nigga why, ponies aren't for melting

>>27550848
That's pretty fuckin' epic.

>>27550907
better question:
Why are some of them boys?

>>27550907
It's My Little Pony.

>>27550871

Clearly you have not seen the omni-blade upgrade.

Although I'm also excited for a sequel to SotB.

>>27550907
>why are girls cosplaying as girls?

>>27550870
Because she's actually a professional and not a cartoon-style hack like KM or MS.

>>27550762
Twilight grape Crush soda
Applejack sparkling apple cider, hard or soft depending on if she's been drinking
Fluttershy strawberry lemonade
Pinkie Pie grapefruit juice
Rainbow Dash gatorade
Rarity white russians

>>27550848
Was it a wet dream? No?

Because I had one about ponies once. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>27550954
You're a hack

>>27550883
Urine actually picks up a bit of its taste from what you've eaten, so if you say, eat gummy bears until you feel like your stomach is churning, and then eating more your piss will have a stronger hint of gummybear taste.

>>27550971
Your mom is a hack.

>>27550954
>implying being professional means being good

>>27550656
grape soda tastes like shit, all I can think of when I drink it is grape flavored children's cough medicine, it's the exact same flavoring

>>27550929
>>27550929
>>27550929
>i pictured them singing that

>>27550900

I'll probably make an alternate scene of them together when Fluttershy was leading the ducks and they bump into each other. Kinda like how I took that scene in FPK where I built off of Twilight falling into the apple cellar.

>>27550954
>implying KM and MS aren't both professional artists
>implying cartoon illustrating isn't a profession

>>27550975
I'm not even gonna ask why you know this

>>27550975
I hear eating fruit makes your semen taste good.

I think it's an acquired taste, personally.

>>27550954
starting arguments about artist preference is kinda redundant, they are all much better than the rest of us fuckers

>>27550947
Pacce, do you have that picture of Gilda that you posted yesterday? The one with her purring?

>>27551014
I'm not putting anything near my mouth that smells like cleaning product.

>>27551020
Indeed, I'd give almost anything to have their talents

>>27549189
Who's the guy dressed in black supposed to be?

>>27551020
>KM
>talent

>>27551014
Sugar in your urine means you're diabetic. There are various flavoring compounds that will get filtered out into urine by the kidneys. But if urine tastes sweet, that person should see a doctor immediately.

>>27551056
Yes

>>27551020
>Skill level is a matter of preference

Dohoho, that's rich.

>>27551039
This one or the one with Dash rubbing her tummy or the one where she's sleeping with Dash?

>>27550949
thats like stabbing your enemies with an iPad... its kind of bullshit but still

i want to see dem reapers and FINALLY visit earth
also, i play with standard male shepard, soldier class, romance'd ashley in the first game, blew up kaidan to kingdom come, and let miranda die in the 2nd

>>27551053
Gothy Gloom, the goth pony.

But no, seriously, that's supposed to be Twilight.

my piss turned green once when I took Robaxin for back pain

>>27551056
He's still better than i'll ever be.

>>27551053
a really shitty twilight
>>27551061
interesting factoid the active ingedient in magic mushrooms isnt absorbed by the body, so if you drink the urine of someone recently on em, you will get pretty much exactly the same amount of it as they did. High risk, high reward

>>27551075
>you will never be capable of artistic expression or rational subjective reasoning

>>27551053
Twilight Spic

>constantly discussing the meetup images
can we just stop? i don't want to be reminded what other parts of this shitty fandom do

>>27550745
So assuming they kill you if you ever discover your talent/get your cutie mark, Gray Hoof must have actually been pretty crappy at arranging parties.

>>27551087

You need to step up to awesome, man. FemShep is way cooler than Male Shep. Jennifer Hale beats Mark Meer every time.

>>27551075
im not sure what you mean
>>27551056
i think he's pretty skilled

>>27551014
>semen
>acquired taste

For some, I suppose. I'd guzzle it like jell-o myself.

Now, there are some things that are REALLY an acquired taste, but y'know what I mean so I'll leave it at that.

>>27551116
that's amanita muscaria, completely different thing from psilocybes

Myristicin goes straight out into your urine with pretty much no loss, so you can keep recycling it

>>27549117
Replace the one-shots with Carrot Top and Berry Punch and you've got yourself a deal.

>>27551087
First level is you being on Earth when the reapers invade

>>27551149

Dohoho.

>>27551116
>scientifically illiterate
>suckmyoff, amirite?

psilocybin is readily absorbed and metabolized by the human body, otherwise it would not have any pharmaceutical, let alone psychotropic, effects. But by all means, drink the piss of people who eat mushrooms.

>>27551166
>semen
>jell-o

apple flavor pony semen jello shots, somebody trademark this shit

>flash game comes up in discussion
>"oh man this was soooooooooo creepy!"
fuck
now i REALLY want to make that amnesia mod

>>27551061

Diabetic? What does that mean?

>>27551166
>I'd guzzle it like jell-o myself.

This book is normal and not weird.

>>27551176
That's TWO earth ponies too many

>>27551215
Put your name back on Dino-Fag

>>27551197
YES.

>>27551171
yeah, something like that, I was kind of high when I was watching the program. Discovery channel is pretty good
>>27551166
you can probably acquire a taste for anything, or at least become so traumatized you cant taste it anymore

>>27551218
you're a nut! you're crazy in the coconaut

>>27551197

THAT'S another one for Thread Simulator 3.0.

>>27551267

Are you loco in the coco?

>>27551218
It means you're going to die fat and surrounded by cakes

>>27551285
Isn't that a happy death?

>>27551284
coconaut petrov

>>27551242
no
i'm going to contribute something worthwhile to this fandom whether you like it or not.
if i can get some ponychanners to vacate their bowels, all the better

>>27551277
Not when there's an actual restaurant selling chilled, apple-infused horse semen shots.

>>27551184
>>27551184
>filename
>pic

>>27551197
Did we ever agree on Rarity's semen flavour?

>>27551249
There is that psycological effect where if you are constently in contact with something you hate, after a while your brain will rationalize that you must like it because you deal with it every day

>>27551303
Okay

>>27551196
how you doin bro
>>27551215
I thought some guy had done it already?

>>27551316
black liquorish
fuck you guys this is canon

>>27551316
absinthe, so anise flavor, like Sambuca

>>27551223

Uing two of each race i will say: Lyra, Minty fresh, Bon Bon, Carrot top, Derpy and Rain drops.

>>27551316
pina colada

>>27551324
no, it has not happened yet. i still need to find a modeler to "spruce up" the generic pinkie pie model floating around.
and by spruce up i mean horribly mutilate and make terrifying

>CT
>Not drawing CMC porn

How did this happen?

>>27551343
Who's Minty Fresh?

>>27551320
Ah yes, the nulling method used for conquering phobias.

>>27551277
You guys do know that when you try to get in the simulator and then post shit like this he doesn't want to do them, Right?

>someone requested futa lauren faust fucking dash
why am i ok with this idea

>>27551365
I haven't seen something so sad since that double amputee Twilight in a wheelchair.

>>27551370
colgate
brushie addict

>>27551370
Romana/Colgate I suppose

This thread has given me an idea for something to request of Kloudmutt next time he's streaming.
Gilda on a catbox yelling "Don't you ever knock" at let's say Pinkie Pie.

Also this thread is really really really depressing.
Have some Gilda looking like a punk rocker.

The latest crazy candidate for a food fad may prove to be quite a mouthful.

Raise your glass if you fancy a shot of horse semen, a purported "delicacy" that will debut at the Wildfoods Festival in Hokitika, New Zealand, in March.

"It is sort of quirky, I suppose," festival organizer Mike Keenan told AOL News, with Kiwi understatement.

"It is the protein of the stallion. It is going to be tastefully done."

The shots, which will sell for $10, are pitched as being healthy energy boosters and will be available to sample as they come or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors.

"You often hear from a female perspective that semen has an awful alkaline taste, so we thought we'd better make it more user friendly," explained horse trainer Lindsay Kerslake, whose stallions will supply the shots, according to The Australian.

"Think of it like a milkshake. ... It's all safe. We're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use."

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/25/stallion-semen-served-up-in-new-zealand-as-new-energy-drink/

>>27551370

Tooth paste pony? I dont know she have like 5 names, the one with the hourglass she is always paired with OPPP.

>>27551361
Ooo, i like this one.

Or maybe champagne. Something alcoholic would a nice change.

>>27551370

I assume they mean Colgate, but personally I think Minty Fresh is way more cute.

>>27551365
who is CT

>>27551382

>>27551382
requested from whom? There's a big gap between Juice and Crookedtrees.

>>27551387
Though the amputee one was kinda funny, since it was referencing the terrible iTunes promotion pic.

>>27551371
Works with other stuff too, for example, if some one hates ponies, and keeps reading these threads to rage at them, he will eventually like ponies

>>27551415
White russian piss, pina coloda semen.

>>27551365
why is twilight missing an eye?

>>27551387
You mean this one? I thought it was pretty funny

>>27551401
>It is going to be tastefully done.

This is unmareable.

>>27551382
>Lauren fucking over her own creation

There is so much meta is this you have no idea.

>>27551324
Nope. And it'll never be done.
Dino-fag is all talk and no show.