The fuck is this I don't even.

yay BTR THREAD

All the single fillies.

Now put your hooves up.

I'mma eat ya!

The most elegant of sneezes.

Well?

>>27530504

Holy shit, alfalfa monster!

>>27530516
Am I a pirate pony?

>>27530516

Die furfag.

>>27530503
Fuck you, now I am gonna have that god damn song in my head all day

>>27530516
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>27530516
Why would anyone even be happy about that?

>>27530516
N

i want to fap to ponies and i can't if i'm a pony. then i'd have to have sex with them, but they don't even wash their hands.

fucking gross

>>27530516
Yes.

So.... someone post girly dash?
it's fucking adorable.

Bwahaha, unbanned

How have threads been today?

>>27530402
>Soarin
>I don't even have any male ponies..

Can you make a model of him next?

I was going to spam this thread with comic but I just don't feel like it anymore.

>>27530516
No, I like my hands.

Lets me type on keyboards.

>>27530516
If I'm in Equestria as well, yes.
Otherwise, colorful talking pony in real world = death by experimentation.

>>27530562

...What are you talking about, you smelly hippie?

here's my OTP is Luna X Carnage from spiderman

>>27530573
Why you got banned?

>>27530516
Shit, I remember when this was requested.

>>27530516
I put on my wizard hat and robe

>>27530504
Go magicarp, counter the alfalfa with a splash attack!

Should pony cook pony?

>>27530210
>>27530210
>>27530210
an interesting concept

>>27530504
I like the alfalfa monster

Count broccoli is her arch nemisis

>>27530596
that pic plus this song = tearboner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx4RsCfL_fA

>>27530624
MOE really like Octavia.

That's okay, I really like his backgrounds.

Guys
Let's say you can get transported to Equestria
But the only pony you can ever fuck is Granny Pie
Unless she dies then you can only fuck the next oldest pony
Do you do it anyway

>>27530615

An interesting question. The answer is obvious:

Yes. Yes. a thousand times, yes.

captcha: maximal porPay

MS drew this, right?

>>27530662
Fuck I meant Granny Smith

anyone have the full pic? i don't want to go to any other board

Hey silly fillies

My name is Pinkamina and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mean, inconsiderate losers who spend every second of their day avoiding me. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cupcakes? I mean, I guess it's fun making up lies instead of going to my parties, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than telling a friend's secret when you said you wouldn't.

Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I created Equestria, and throw the best parties. What parties do you throw, other than "Luna forever alone on her birthday" parties? I also get to break the 4th wall, and have a stone cold friend (he just called Rainbow Dash a chump, it was SO crash). You are all just fillies who should just leave Ponyville. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: it's me and my real friend

>>27530602
one day for bad links. anything new though?

>>27530677
Yeah it looks like his linework

>>27530677
yep

>>27530543
Nah. I've got a whole lot of living left to do.

>>27530573
Apparently still bad.

>>27530539
Sure.

>>27530624
That's way too awesome.

>>27530520
>>27530524

I can do this request. Expect it to be possibly long and written in parts.

And I'm not doing shipping because I need a five minute break from it.

>>27530662
Yes.
Gilda isnt a pony :3
But no, I'd do it anyway.
Unless fucking the oldest pony were mandatory, not optional.

how does this look?

>>27530682
I love you.

I'm not even being sarcastic. Please give me your name and email so I can send you a picture of my tits

>>27530721
Can't tell if that's creepy or cute.

>>27530683
Well, The Hub released a new FiM Ad with "Equestria Daily" and "DJ PON-3" references.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwSW3cr9C8

>>27530678
>>27530662
I'd fuck 'em both. Nothing like experienced, aged and wrinkled candyvag for an eternity. Plus, if I get in with family, I'd probably be that much closer to fucking either Pinkie or Applejack, because they'd be familiar with me.

>>27530721
>Spike bought that Rarity realdoll

>>27530732
It's both.

>>27530704
When someone says nop0ny doesn't it make you want to strangle them until they are no longer alive? Thadius sure does.

>continuing
>>27530576
Diamond Dogs. But I'd be opposed to them because they're kind of ugly and I wouldn't want them around every episode

Some of the buffalo are possible, like Little Strong Heart. But I think Gilda rounds up the token-non pony, so I'm opposed to her as well.

>>27530682
>shit was so crash

it's sad how a single mistake can ruin perfectly good copypasta

>>27530752
BUT RARITY IS OLD THOUGH

NOT COOL

MY FAVORITE PONIES DON'T GET OLD AND WRINKLY THEY STAY YOUNG AND FABULOUS FOREVER

>>27530721
>>27530732

>>Spike cuddling with Rarity
>>Spike an older dragon, Rarity withered old mare
>>True Love

Yeah, it's cute.

THIS is creepy but still cute

>MFW It's been my birthday for one hour.

>There's a cake at the top of the general.

I know it's probably unrelated, but still it's a nice coincidence.

>>27530798
All that's missing is the diapers.

On both the kids AND Spike and Rarity.

>>27530804
This is not Twitter.

>>27530783
All that you love shall wither and die! I never thought rarity would live to that age, though. Being so stressed I figured she'd have an aneurysm long before then.

>>27530804
That's why I posted that image as the OP in the first place bro.

Hapvw Mnulh, you faggot. Now draw something awesome for me.

>>27530804
Good enough a reason for me to drink

>>27530679

Welp, the /tg/ thread was mostly a failure.

If I make one, I need to hide it under either an Iron/Jadeclaw discussion or world-building.

>>27530804

It's a celebration bitches!

Consider: Twilight said that everybody eats hay. Princess Celestia eats hay? Really? The god queen of the universe eats hay? Does she use a salt lick too?

>>27530783
Ponies get old, apparently.

>>27530804
Remember, you're just another year closer to death. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it, though.

>>27530682
I was thinking of doing this except with Lyra and Bonbon. I think I like this more though.

>>27530847
Probably. The President of the United States enjoys cigarretes and beer.

>>27530847
>god queen of the universe
No, she is the princess of equestria. That's like being surprised the president drinks water or eats bread.

>>27530804
Many more, dude.

>>27530753
Indeed. Only ponies should say that.

Also, everyone, Manlestia demands you visit her royal stream. She's picking out new royal guards.

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

>>27530798
Isn't Dragon Semen molten?
Wouldn't it have like melted her womb and her insides?

>>27530847
Twilight did't even know what friendship was like until the first episode. Take everything she says with a grain of salt.

>>27530837
>mfw I would be the most attractive person at that meetup

I don't mean that in a good way, either.

>>27530820
>AJ least popular

She'll never catch a break...

>>27530847
>Does she use a salt lick too?
what do you think she is, a fucking deer?
Like a deer could ever actually be princess.
they just sit on their porches licking salt.

>>27530846
Agreed. Let's get down to it then.

>>27530846
>FlutterTwi

>>27530804
Here's a picture of a pony, i hope you choke on it.

>>27530881
You do have an amazing hat on.

>>27530831

Really? Wow, that's awesome. I can't draw to save my life, but I could try...

>>27530847

The god empress of Equestria enjoys a different sort of fare.

>>27530847
But hay is one of ponies' basic food groups!

I wish I had the cap of the fillies in food costumes from Cutie Mark Chronicles

>>27530847

She also drinks coffee/tea and enjoys pastries. Does hay really surprise you so much?

>>27530677
Since I'm posting with a trip now, I may as well stop being completely useless and actually contribute something.

Colored.

>>27530662
>Fuck her to death
>Repeat until I get the one I want
>I'll protect you Applebloom. Forever

>>27530877
I don't think ive ever heard this bit of fanon before.

>>27530820
>Spike's Place
>Fun Stuff

>>27530804
Oh, happy birthday!

>>27530886
No, she's not a deer. She's some kind of pony/horse thing. Both of which use salt licks.

>>27530900
I had no idea it was your Mnulh today. I don't even know who you are. Just fucking with you.

>>27530877
I doubt ponies and dragons can procreate. Most likely she got pregnant from some colt so she and spike could raise kids

>>27530909
Best plan ive heard yet.

>>27530893
>>27530867
>>27530860
>>27530846

Thank you

Well, let's have an awesome general!

Pony it up in here! Ponies for everyone!

>>27530877
I'd imagine it be hot but not boiling. Like the highest temp hot water from a faucet

>>27530916

I think that would be less fanon and more bizarre cryptozoology.

>>27530837
I have a feeling those of us who are actually.. eh.. "Ok" looking would be far too embarrassed to actually go to such a thing, let alone admit to liking ponies to anyone outside /co

>>27530916
You mean, this fanon?

>>27530955
Hey Squeak.

What projects are you up to?

>>27530804
Happy birthday squeak

I don't get it, RagingSemi
how can you write a "sweet and romantic fic" about two complete strangers, but not one about two firends?

>>27530981
Why would you even go to a meetup to talk about ONE show?

>>27530757
Okay, I'm making my list now that I've thought about it.

I don't want Luna's Six to be a perfect mirror of Celestia's, but only mirror them in the tasks they have to perform. For instance, saving the town from a dragon, or just going through some day to day life stuff. With that in mind, I'd like Luna's Mane Six to be something like this:

Trixie: Most obvious choice. Mirrors the Twilight/Celestia connection, of talented student and teacher, only it's Trixie. Trixie would be a lot of fun to watch going around and getting in adventures with her self-aggrandizing attitude. Also, the letters back to Luna could be fun parodies of Twilight's letters, showing how Trixie failed to learn from her experiences.

Gilda: She feels like a great misfit in the pony community, and would be a good match for Trixie in terms of the chemistry of the team.

Blueblood: I admit he'll need to be rounded out as a character. As is, he'd get kind of annoying if all he did was go around and act like a posh. But giving him a good writer, and I think he'd be a good addition.

After this, it gets a bit more difficult. I'm half tempted to put Derpy on, and the other half just says Screw it! after this. No more good misfit characters. I'd guess that after Blueblood, Luna's Six would need a few new characters for the start of its spin off.

Spike will never grow up in the show.
Instead they'll introduce a Pink Dragonette to be his little sister/fuckbuddy

>>27530981
Has nothing to do with how you look or whether or not you're attractive.

I don't go to conventions or meetups because there is nothing I'm so passionate about that I feel the need to be stuck in a hotel ballroom with a bunch of sweaty weirdos who are even more passionate than I am.

>>27530999
Because FEELINGS.

>>27530804
Merry birthmas.

>>27530955
I also wish you a happy birthday Squeakers.

>>27530900
LOOK AT ME

I'M SQUEAK AND I'M SO TIMID AND FRAIL AND SUCH A UNIQUE AND SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! I'M FINALLY TURNING 14

>>27530824
prove it

>>27530999

If you're asking Semi for a decent shipping clopfic, you are doing it wrong.

>>27530990

Putting the final touches on the long running Story Book project, and soon opening up auditions for the Doctor Whoof Radio Play. Among other things.

>>27530804
>Trip on!
Happy birthday, by the way.

I baked you a cake, but Pinkie ated it.

>>27531034
Already did.

>>27531019
I hope they never do this. Spike's crush on Rarity is one of the best running gags/subplots in the show.

>>27531007
Why not Zecora?

>tripfag circlejerk

Back to Darkwing Duck.

>>27530955
Here, have some bacon cake, you deserve it.

>>27531019
I approve of this concept

>>27530999
Love, and imaginations, work in mysterious ways. The relationship between the mane cast is established by canon. They're close friends, not lovers. That doesn't mean they can't be friends with benefits. When somebody asks me for a request, I try to do it as closely as possible with breaking canon as little as possible. That means, if a pairing of the mane cast is asked for, I do casual sex unless otherwise specified.

posting ponies for squeak

>>27531084
>Bacon Cake

I need instructions. My oven is ready

>>27531023
Only convention I go to is Comic-Con, which takes up the entirety of downtown San Diego instead of just a hotel lobby. But even there I probably won't admit to liking ponies.

>>27531023
and here I never went to such things because I do not want such people anywhere fucking near me. I thrive on hatred and these fucks do that love and tolerance stuff way too much.

>>27531019
But when does Spike become a Dragon Knight?

>>27531046
Funny how all these people keep making that same mistake. Why do you suppose that is?

>>27531118
>Love and tolerance bullshit.
Yeah, I would deck a ponychan faggot in a heartbeat too.

>>27531077

can I come too?

>>27530804
happy b-day

>>27531084
I want a piece!

>>27531032
>>27531026
>>27531057

Darn you Pinkie. I like cake.

Thanks guys, now, lets get back to talking about ponies.

So, if you could take one character and have them go on a mutli-episode arch in which they have to get something of special importance to them, which character would it be, what do they have to get and why?

>>27531007

I think adding in so many characters would weight the show down too much. Luna having Trixie as a student would be pretty amusing though. It would be cool way to give Twilight some sort of recurring rival to give her headaches. Twilight when she's disgruntled is very entertaining to watch.

>>27530877
That could be a pretty sweet fanfiction
Spike and Rarity go to Applejack's farm to fuck and Twilight has to race there before they actually fuck and Spike melts Rarity from the inside out

>dat gummy

>>27531077
Oh fuck yes.
Darkwing Duck.
That's classy as hell bro.

>>27531156
>your face when they wouldn't fight back on principle

Are we posting birthday ponies for Squeak?

>>27531161
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=lwbl4qs7

Well I don't see why not.

>>27531155
I was actually quite content with the request I gave you.

>>27530804
Happy Birthday Squeaks. Good thing I dropped by.

Now for some rest, I guess, till later.

>>27531188
I think it would just burn a hole right through her and continue burning into the ground. She would bleed out, but the semen would cauterize everything, so she'd slowly die of sepsis.

>>27531111
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/bacon-breakfast-cake/detail.aspx

>>27531163
Sure, but don't eat too fast, you could get a tummy ache.

also, cute ponies

>>27531207
>Nope.jpeg

>>27531196
Well, that and I move couches and shit all day at work.
I don't think they are gonna get up from it.

>>27531195

Love me some DW!

>>27531188

That actually sounds ghastly!

...

Let's get Faceless to do it!

>>27531164
Applejack loses her hat.
Now she has to get it back.
It would explore, in flashback, her relationship with her parents.

>>27531218
I've only had one or two real complaints. Which was yours, btw?

>>27531196
i would deck Ghandi too

>>27531148
When he gets his Advent Deck and makes a contract with his Advent Beast.

>>27531164
AJ. She appears often, but usually as just a supporting role.

Have her go on a quest for a.Applebloom, so we could also break up the CMC, or b. paperwork across Equestria, where we meet her family.

>>27531095
>>27531095
>>27531095
But I specified, many times
heck I even left a reference, and the only sweet and romantic thing I got was a line, just a sinle line that said "Sweet and Romantic"

the rest was about how Dash was a slut, or how much Pinkie loved dicks

>>27531240
Let me try to summon him again with this picture.

>>27531194
>1 rarity
Hilarious

Lunajack

Discuss.

>>27531250
Ugh, forgot the trip AND picture. Have a random pic that amuses me.

>>27531164
I've been trying to figure Luna's Mane Six, if you care to join.

>>27531175
I see this more as a full on spin-off. Maybe something aimed at the slightly older audience that FiM has attracted? Nothing changing the nature of the show drastically (if much at all), but more revelling in the flaws and misfitness of the mane six.

>man pinkie

>>27531251
Fair enough. It's better than getting it from a magic organ like the Beetleborgs.

/co/ I need some help.

I'm theming some bretonnians for warhammer fantasy after ponies.

I find that their cute colours will work well for the barding of the warponies, and the plethora of pegasi knights will also work well

for example, this is my royal guard pony that i've made. (yet to be painted.)

>>27531194
>Fat rainbowdashes
>Fat BLACK rainbow dash.

>>27530804

You are closer to dying a horrible painful death.

>>27531194

>>27531269
But Dash IS a slut, and she does love Pinkie's dick!

I know that's not what you said but that's what I read at first.

>>27531250
Sounds interesting, okay, well let's see, Lyra of course, Bon Bon, Octavia, Caramel just to throw a guy into the mix, Berry Punch and Trixie. Seeing all those guys having speaking parts, together, in an episode would be awesome with sauce on top.

>>27531242
That sounds awesome! Now if only Hasbaro was listening....

>>27531274
No, No! Here is the picture you must use and repeat it's words three times into your mirror.

>>27531164
Pinkie Pie
A rock
It was the last present her mom gave her before passing away, but it got stolen and sold to a Manhatten gem merchant. It turns out to be an uncut diamond.

Pinkie's journey is partially metaphorical, and references the acid trip movies of the 70's and 80's.

>>27531148

>>27531194
>Only one rarity
>Shes fat

>>27531345
Thats not how this works buddy

>>27531245
The LunaMac one. Nice and sweet. The unexpected sequel and pseudo-sequel were also great.

>>27531303
But i need help making good hereldry patterns for all 24 of my knights.

here's a quick (and not very good example)

of scootaloo and rainbow dash style barding and hereldry patterns (note since scootaloo lacks a cutie mark she'll be a knight errant, and will lack a charge on her shield. while other knights will have charge = cutie marks or something similar to that effect.)

So if you want to make a nice hereldry pattern for your favorite pony i'll try and save it and turn it into a good design (baring how well i can paint.)

I would greatly appreciate it.

>>27531280
Applejack is tired of Luna moping around the castle like a silly filly, and intends to show her the value of a hard day of work.

>>27531280
Whoa . . . okay. . . that's one dousy of a ship to justify in some way

>>27531194
lets see. average fluttershy, mostly guys rainbow dash (black one creepy face) Fat rarity. Interesting Pinkie Pie, not impressive Twilight Sparkle, Fucking HOT Applejacks!!!!

a win for AJ fans.

>>27531377
Get back in your tiny model house!

>>27531385
Ah. Thanks for reading.

>>27531274
>>27531345
>>27531377

No, I've got the picture that summons Faceless.

But you're gonna hate me for it...

Twilight is my favourite.
I made this for you guys.

>>27530804
Happy Birthday! Stay awesome, buddy.

>>27531333
The whole episode is a cunning plot by the writers to get Hasbro to make an Applejack toy with a show accurate hat.

>>27531349
I'm imaging an Easy Rider Pinkie right now.

>>27531407

Makes as much sense as any other Luna x Mane Cast ship to me.

>>27531274
why you do these things

i was sleeping

>>27531313

Aw, and loving every second of it.

>>27531283
A spin off would be cool....of course it if were up to me it would be Doctor Whoof traveling through Equestria's history defeating evil magic with his earth pony wits. But that's just me.

>>27531449
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/189/b/7/instant_celestia__flash__by_ganton3-d3lfpy1.swf

>>27531395
i can actually do quite complicated paterns (or at least kinda fudge it. so don't worry about complexity.)

but i want one of my unit of knights to be knight errant which means fillies and blank flanks gallor (the command squad is made up of scootaloo, sweetie bell and apple bloom (obviously scootaloo as a musician, sweetie bell is holding the banner and apple bloom is the leader)

crusading going to be the theme here.

>>27531418
You're not getting rid of me like that buddy.
Nope. Uh-uh

>>27531432
>all this circlejerking
It's like I'm really on ponychan.

>>27531407
>>27531397
Luna moves back into her castle in the Everfree, and the ponies hoped it would calm her and the place down. However, it didn't happen.

So AJ, being the silliest pony, takes it upon herself to remedy the situation.

It would be fun to see AJ react to having an Alicorn help at the farm, and how useful magic can be. Plus, you can throw in a sub-arc where Twi and the others don't trust her yet, but AJ keeps blowing them off.

>>27531194
>only one rarity
>She's on the plumper side of the weight spectrum.

>>27531451
Squeak, I want you to know you are one of the few factors that helps me like fluttershy

>>27531425
Should not want.

>>27531449

Evening Faceless.

Wait, if you're awake does this mean Fluffy just went to bed?

>>27531333
I'm going for the misfits and slightly villainous ponies. One's that just seem out of place in the world of Friendship. Thus far, Trixie and Gilda seem like a given, with Blueblood in the runs.

Berry Punch would make a great edition! Depending on how well the Drunk Pony mixes. I kind of like the sound of it though

>>27531449
Faceless, will you write us a fanfiction about this >>27531188

>>27531409
>those three Applejack girls in the middle

Seconding with a righteous fuck yeah!

>>27531084
>bacon
>and chocolate cake
this is actually a very good combination in a culinary sense. smokey goes with chocolate well

>>27531303
>>27531395
>>27531458
I'd appreciate any help, especially those with some artistic talent who can design some nice hereldry.

if you don't know some of the basics, then just google it, but really there's no hard fast rules.

>>27531496
no.

>>27531484
what.

>>27531421

Hey RS are you working in any humanized fic right now?

>>27531496

Pretty pretty please with Apple Bloom on top?

>>27531449
Holy hell it actually works. That picture is like the Goddamn conch signal.

>>27531451
Oh, Celestia! You have me going now

Dr. Whoof's Six. Just like he had all those friends come together in that climax, Donna, Rose, etc. What if he had a ragtag group of ponies that solved all the timey wimey stuff in Equestria?

We could call it TrotWood!

>>27531527
Sorry, no. Pony Snails on pony Mrs. Cake.

Might be awhile before the next humanized.

>>27531484
>implying I sleep

>>27531492
sly
think up a general premise for a pony amnesia mod, who the villain is, what's going on, ect.
go

>>27531521
Pleaaaaaaaaase Faceless

Welp, with that answered. Go back to bed, Faceless.

>>27531529
No.

was this all you people woke me for?

I love my toohoos
PERFECT CHERILEE BLOSSOM.

>>27531521
Faceless, you just made "No" the most beautiful word in the English language.

>>27531571
Probably. Return to your eldritch slumber.

>>27531571
Well why won't you?

>>27531521

You're the same person. Fight Club style.

>>27531600
He doesn't like to hurt the ponies, I don't think.

Pony version of robot unicorn attack
>>>/f/1534263

>>27531286

>People begging faceless for shit and piss
>Faceless refusing
What is this? Faceless with integrity? Nice, I hope this continues.

>>27531600
If I have to explain myself this early in the morn

there is going to be pain

people are going to get hurt.

>>27531550

Mmkay, dont want to be rude but your last humanized fic was kinda bad.

>>27531471
Ahh, I'm starting to get ideas.

AJ is a pony just interested in her farm work, but Luna, looking to reaquaint herself with the people, decides to spend a few months on the farm with AJ.

Luna, being a princess, is also not very good, and prone to accidents everytime she gets a task to complete. In real comical fashion, Luna seems to get out of the accidents unscathed while AJ bears the brunt at the bad effects..

However, it's getting really hard to keep hating Luna's sweet charm as time goes on.

Could even result in a climax where AJ loses it and really lets Luna have it, hurting the poor princess and driving her to flee back to her castle and shut herself off, fearing she'll never reconnect with ponies. It's up to AJ to right what she did wrong.

>People still trash talking the meetup

Jesus Christ, we aren't the first people to do this you know. What ever happened to the friendliness these threads used to ooze with?

>>27531641
Bring the pain

>>27531571

Well, it looks like it's up to Gorodetsky to save the day here.

>>27531641
>People
Don't you mean ponies?
Like Rarity
with molten semen?

>>27531194
mah nigga

>>27531286
>the one on the left

>>27531645
The futa orgy? Meh. A lot of people really liked it.

>>27531518
>>27531458
>>27531395
>>27531303

here's a template if anyone would care to try.


i will accept all submission.

no one will be denied.

>>27531620
>Human hands, pony legs and feet
I'm willing to overlook horse faces, but the other thing I will NEVER understand.

WOW LOOK AT ALL THE ROLEPLAYING FURRIES

IT'S LIKE DEVIANART ON CRACK COCAINE

>>27531645
>disliking anything RS does
and here comes the bitching from semi

>>27531655
>still defending it
What's wrong with you? Have you been posting in hugbox central or something?

>>27531552
Damn, I've never played Amnesia. This makes it very hard.

>>27531655
Shut up, Nathan.

>>27531629
Oh a new version, there was another one I played before called Rainbow Dash Attack, it looked slightly different.

>>27531655
the /co/ threads were never extravagantly friendly. and we always _always_ detested the idea of meetups. the various pictures coming out now seem to justify that

hey ROOGNA, I heard you got a 3DS.
Open this pic
>>27530999
with the 3DS browser

>>27531689

>>27531687
You know, people keep saying this. I don't know where they're getting it from. I don't give a shit.

>>27531727
I love you for having saved that

>>27531727
It's so true it hurts.

>>27531720
Yeah, all those people who seemed to have a really good time getting to know each other.
Fuck that.

>>27531194

Circled the ones I would consider fucking. You guys agree?

>>27531691
UNACCEPTABLE
PLAY IT AND KNOW TRUE FEAR
no, really, it manages to be intensely frightening, but there aren't any "boo" moments or cheap scares

>>27531573
dude
that is pretty rad!
I put on Border of Life now :3

>>27531689
Fuck no, I would never go to ponychan.

But I AM one of the organizers and seem to be one of the folks singled out of the group picture for whatever reason.

>>27531704
No, fuck you.

>>27531720
Never really saw much negativity from here until the season ended, and even then nothing like this. never saw ANY hate for the meetups until the article for this one was posted.

>>27531629
Cool stuff.

how does this look­?

>>27531733

>people keep saying this

That you're a huge bitchy crybaby? Yeah, I hear that a lot too.

I'm gonna repost this from FiMChan, it makes a lot of sense

>Friendship is magic, guys.
See, this is what we're talking about.

Listen, I'm not your friend. We share an interest in a television show. There's a big difference.

Going around and equating mutual interest with genuine friendship is just one of the many creepy things about Ponychan. Why? Because it's at best insincere and at worst a demonstration of genuine emotional problems.

I don't know when the pony fans on /b/ decided that the show was entirely about "love and tolerance," and I really don't know when (ostensibly) grown adults decided that they need to interpret their interpersonal relationships through the lens of that vast over-simplification of the message of a children's program, but it's fucking stupid. And the implication that there is something wrong with _me_ when I don't want to pretend that I'm just besties with you is fucking offensive.

And that is the base supposition of every dumbfuck who bans or bitches on ponychan for not spewing the same garbage about friendship, as well as the mewling horde that continues to espouse such a bullshit paradigm in its actions and words: "You are evil and a neighsayer because you won't pretend that we're buddies."

I like this show because it has some very well-done animation and voice-acting. It is, altogether, an amusing television program. It is not a guide for my life, nor should it be for yours.

>>27531679
I see you trying bro, I'd help/submit or whatever, but it is beyond my knowledge what you're doing.

>>27531679
>>27531458
>>27531395
>>27531303
Anyone...

Should i try another time?

Even just some cool ideas about ponies and their hereldry would be nice.

>MLP fans openly sexualize animated horses on /co/
>threads reign with impunity
>fatty threads are deleted in under three minutes

fuck this fucking board.

>>27531691
Do it. And do it without sniveling like all the other people I've talked to about it. Played it myself and didn't even get a trickle down the back of my neck. Shit's weak in the scare department but the atmosphere is nice

>>27531770

Guys and ugly girls are Rainbow Dash..

>>27531659
The only thing you're managing to save is my morning boner.

>>27531551
Hi Fluffy.

>>27531792
Yeah, but they never seem to be able to back it up though. Funny how that works.

>>27531783

No! Fuck yooooooooooou!

>>27531805
I hate our mods too.

>>27531772
I am intrigued by it, and interested. I often lag somewhere between 1-3 years in keeping up with the good games that get released. I completed Portal (the first one) only a couple of months ago. (Completed the second one just a few nights ago, because Portal is that damn good).

Give me a quick synopsis for Amnesia's story and I could try to throw out a quick thing if inspiration strikes

>>27531799
I'll repost this from FiMchan too.

>>27531803
Keep it up, eventually they'll pay attention. I'm vaguely interested, but I'm no good at arty things. And any heraldry I would think of would be pretty bland.

>>27531678
>>27531678
yes, that must make the anon change his opinion

>>27531808
>no fit athletic girls ever RP as Dash
>chubby Pinkies everywhere

New Thread Ready!
>>27531831
>>27531831
>>27531831
>>27531831
Cute baby Marshmallow Ponies!

>>27531792
I more often than hear of this one annoying anon who likes to get in bitch fights with RS

>>27531824
Nay, Fuck you! Fuck you, I say!

>>27531799

Do you suppose there might be subtle differences between claiming genuine friendship, and wishing an online acquaintance a happy birthday?

>>27531863
we are at neiher bump nor image limit, sir.

>>27531770
I wouldn't fuck the Twilight Sparkle. And I'd fuck both the leftmost Pinkie Pie and the Rainbow Dash that's closer to the applejacks. Other than that, spot on.

>>27531790
draw more pinkie you niggercock no one wants to see that furry shit

>>27531815

>they never seem to be able to back it up though

All of your tantrums are forever recorded in the archives, what are you talking about?

>>27531861
>RP
>mfw that's cosplay, not roleplay

So do you just not know what you're talking about, or have a dvorak keyboard?

>>27531836
oooh, I like that one. Thanks

>>27531863
>Images:125 Posts:292

At least wait for the bump and image limit

>>27531850
But anon, I don't care about anon's opinion.

If I was buffer I would go as Big Mac.

For the Bretonnia friend, here's some possible color schemes.

>>27531886
Oh shit, I also wouldn't fuck the two AJs on the far right

>>27531863
What the fuck are you doing?

>>27531813
Well hi there!

>>27531772
>Amnesia: Dark Descent.
>Scary
For who?

>>27531890
Hey, great. Link an example.

>>27531900
But I love you!

>>27531783
>I would never go to ponychan

no one here believes you

>>27531801
Basically i need the colours and personalities of ponies

but summed up in a knightly way.

In a subtle but also noticable way (so that it would look like any ordinary flying circus of colourful knights, but any fan would realize that it's just mlp knights)

>>27531863

>Bronyboy

>>27531916
Soooo...

not yet?

>>27531925
Call me.

>>27531799
Still, you have to admit, it was very nice a long time ago when /co/, for most, acted civil and friendly to each other in these threads so the fandom wasn't discordant with the show.

Ponychan perhaps has taken it too far, but there are times when I would like /co/ to be a touch less angry.

>>27531897
aw shit i used the incorrect word. i did mean cosplay. bah

>>27531889
but gummy x angel is my otp

People trash talking Raging Semi?

That's new to me. He wrote some awesome stufff as HFPS.

>>27531927
I know, it's one of those things that's impossible for me to prove. Still true though.

>>27531904
Curse you, Chrome!

>>27531959
Agreed. That's why I enjoyed last night's threads so much.

>>27531917
Baby's first horror game.

>>27531842
Thats ok,

you can do Knight errant, (i.e. teenage knight) colours, since they haven't done anything of note they don't get any special images on their hereldry. So until they do something that defines them they're fairly blank

(sound familiar, charges on a shield (i.e. the images on them) are like cutie marks, while the bright colours are self explanatory)

>>27531286
>3 girl pinkies strutting it
>guy pinkie is just kinda... there
>mfw

>mfw i just realized watching mlp killed all of the friendship in me
>i only hate now

>>27531927
I do. Stop being a dick for no reason.

>>27531970
There better as bros.

>>27531978
Nathan, I've seen you yourself talk shit about Semi.

>>27532005
the only ship I sail is that of friendship

>>27532000
We need one pinkie in a strait wig just decking the lesser pinkies.

>>27531959
I miss those days so much... I think it was the ban happy mod that destroyed us. It got worse after the season ended

>>27531978
People trash RS all of the time.

>that feel when there's a lack of artists taking random requests from the board now
I still love Juice, but Cal, Kloud and other artists went from occasionally to 'rare'
Commissions aren't magic

>>27531959

Last nights threads were fucking heavenly. Too bad the threads will never be like that ever again.

>>27531959
I think there can be room for disagreement as well as... courtesy perhaps.
But I can only control my own actions.

But it can be so fun just to say, "Shut up, Dino-fag". So I guess I still have some growing up to do.

>>27532042
I can try to take a request if you like I am not very good though

>>27531783
>never saw ANY hate for the meetups
probably because we didn't consider them necessary, and thus never mentioned it.
putting points on google maps so one or two people could meet up and have a beer? sure

setting up a dedicated website so multiple people could meet up, wear tacky pony attire, put on nametags that say "sonic", and yell brony every few seconds? no....no not really

[opinions]

>>27531941
Damn, if this is a /tg/ thing, you should've been around when this one anon tried to do a 'worldbuilding' thread over there.

Also, I can't assist you, sorry.

>The only shipping I go for.

>>27532044
Such a pessimist.

We've always had gems here and there. Thinking there won't isn't helping.

>>27532044
Says who? It happened once, it can happen again.

>>27532032
Oh yeah. Hell, ever since I started the fapfic request thing. Pretty much the beginning. They've hated me. This was before some of them figured out I was HFPS and they'd talk shit about "RS" while fondly remembering "HFPS."

>>27531982
perfect, thats a good start.

twilight is actually going to be a Mage, (i found one that has her cutie mark practically already on the model and a mage makes sense)

i was also going to make a trixie mage.

(since why the hell not)

>>27531998
Eh, I'll give it a shot, but don't expect anything better than a something out of MSPaint.

>>27532011
Just his fapfic stuff.

I've enjoyed everything else I've read by him and wish he would go back to it.

And I don't think I've ever attacked him personally, just his the content of his recent works. Superfluous sex is one of my pet peeves when it comes to media.

>>27531659

Rarity telekinetically nudged open the door to the Sweet Apple barn and looked around warily. After confirming their was no pony or farm animals around to invade their privacy, she whispered back. "Okay, the coast is clear. Come in."

Spike was ecstatic. He could barely contain the joy in his little heart. Rarity, the most beautiful pony in all of Equestria, wanted to be with him. He could barely keep himself from shouting. "Don't mind if I do."

Rarity and the young dragon walked into the barn and shut the door behind them. "I hope Applejack doesn't mind us borrowing the barn for a quick moment."

"Sweetie Belle and the others are with Fluttershy today, right?" Spike asked. "Why didn't we just go to your house?"

Rarity bit her lower lip. "Spike, there are certain expectations for a lady such as myself," she said, heavily emphasizing the word 'lady'.

Spike's head sunk low. "Oh, I understand" he said with a bit of dejection. "You don't want to be seen with a guy like me."

Rarity couldn't believe what she'd just said. She was ashamed. "Spike, I didn't mean it like that. I want to be with you. After all you've done to help me in my career, and especially when you were so brave in trying to save me with the Diamond dogs. Any mare in Ponyville would be proud to call you their lover."

Spike's gaze lifted and a little smile grew on his mouth. His tail wagged a bit too.

"It's just that I don't want anyone to know what we're doing. They might think I was taking advantage of you."

"I understand", Spike said. "Even if I was your guilty pleasure, nothing could ruin this for me."

Rarity smiled but looked down at barn floor. "Oh my, this could get a bit dirty..."

"Just the way I like it", Spike said as he grasped at Rarity's backside and began.

>>27532042
When I get better with the Tablet I'd love to start taking requests. Not the best drawfag around but I do enjoy it.

>>27532044
Squeak asking for the Friendship levels was ultimate conclusion.

>>27532061
Tried one today, but it got trolled. I'll make one tomorrow and link it here.

/co/ mlp threads are ruined forever there is no fixing it

>>27532084
so it is not who you are, it is what you do

>>27531957
Really soon.
There's one tiny little bug left, but I can't seem to fix it. I barely notice it, so it's whatever.
Other than that, it's done.
Just fiddling around right now to make sure I didn't miss anything.

>>27532091
It was in on of those meta anti-pony threads and you were defending yourself and a few others as being representative of the true fandom, and Semi and a couple of others as ruining it for others. Maybe you forgot to take your name off. Maybe you figured we wouldn't see it since it wasn't in a general.

>>27532057
None of that happened at the meetup though, or at least it didn't apply to the majority of the group.

I don't think I heard anyone use the word brony, and only two people (both girls) came dressed all in pony. And there were no nametags.

>>27532084

I recall people hating you as HFPS and just hating you more as RS.

>>27532144
Porn? That's a huge part of it.

>>27532108
We have good threads and bad threads.

Usually the more we discuss the show the better it is.
Here we wished Squeak a happy birthday, which is nice.

But now it's "name callin" time again. This will go on for hours.

I THINK MLP:FIM IS A GOOD SHOW so can we talk about it

>>27532044
GOD DAMNIT! too bad i was getting drunk last night and missed them.

>>27531959

generally /co/ is angry with good reason. There is alot of stuff in these threads nowadays that simply wasn't during their prime.

>>27532052
Yeah, there were disagreements. But they didn't feel as pointless or rage filled as the ones we get now. And they certainly weren't as constant, and trivial.

Here is Granny Smith because I feel like an old geezer talking about the good ol days.

>>27532108

noko like a muthafucka

>>27532042
Anyone here remember GT? He was one of those guys that showed up randomly for requests.

>>27532089
Don't worry about it. Even if half of it is just written description, i'm going to have to paint it on anyways.

Anyways i have
12 Knights Errant
(done filly style (maybe i'll make a twist knight with a barber pole lance) snips and snails could also work, as well as any other of the little ponies)
and 12 Knights.
(earth and unicorn ponies galore)

i also have 6 pegasus, that aren't themed
(and two others that are being turned into celestia and her royal guard)

that should keep me busy until the new season

>>27532146
arright.

Dumb fabric

>>27532160
There were a couple of those too. They've never given a valid reason though. There was one guy bitching the other day who was still thinking of me as a grimdark writer.

Twilight or Pinkie Pie?
Why must I choose?

i hate RS but i still fap to some of his fics

>>27532187
Have you thought of doing stories for other species that show up in FiM?

And for the fun of it, come up with an idea for a Zebra country.

>>27532206

here's a template if needed.

>>27531679
>>27531679
>>27531679
>>27531679

>>27532172
And Squeaks got banned. lulz

Was hoping to discuss TrotWood with a who-fan.

>>27532183
>angry for good reason

I can't imagine any good reason to get mad over anything in these threads. Could you give an example?

>>27532187
Why is Big Mac yelling at Granny?

WAIT!
I got it!
It's an amusing scene where her hearing aid went out and that's how loud he has to be for her to hear him.
She will of course respond, "I hear ya, ya don't have to shout."

I'd really like for them to do more with those two next season.

>>27532084
You were a passable fanfic writer as HFPS, but being "passable" by fanfic standards doesn't fly for porn, especially when your writing actually got WORSE.

>>27532183
ain't that the troof

>>27532148
I remember that, yeah.

I still wasn't bashing him personally, just the stuff he was putting out. Porn got popular in these threads after he started up the clopfics. He wasn't a big contributor to the downfall of these threads (we have the rogue mod and the end of the season to thank for that), but the fapfics didn't help anything.

RS, If you are listening in I still love you. I just wish you did some more non-clop stuff for old time's sake.

>>27532193
How far back? I dont recall him. Or maybe I confused him with GK at the time?

why has there been no news?
goddamn, I wish I could just sit back and watch all the peons deliver the news to me so I can just post it all day like EqD. I bet he's makin some serious cash on ads

>>27532246
SOMEONE LIKES WHAT I DON'T LIKE!

>>27532255
If you really don't like the stories, I suggest stop reading them.

>>27532275
>good reason
>good

>>27532229
which ones?

>>27532238
Sometimes.
I hate this place.

>>27532255
I fondly remember most of his HFPS stories.

And if it weren't for The Severing, there would be a LOT less Grimdark fics out there. He kind of popularized that genre, even if the ending of that particular fic was lack luster imo.

Dinky Doesn't Go to School and Equestria Revolution are still gold.

>>27532233
So far, no . . . I think occasionally I ponder what the other nations might be like.

I could see Griffons being very much like MLP's versions of Klingons.

Dragons sometimes enter my thoughts, and how they might tie into things.

And whether or not humans exist.

Zebras I haven't really thought much about because they appear very clearly to be heavily based on Africa, which I have little knowledge of.

>>27532096

>>27532219

>They've never given a valid reason though.

Probably because you come off as an uppity, self-important faggot? That likely has something to do with it. I doubt the people that actively hate on you do it so much for your choice in story content, as they do because you are generally unlikable compared to vast majority of other people that post in these threads.

>>27532299
Funny. You have yourself a good sense of humor.

>>27532253
It was an old request made unrelated to me, and I liked the result. That's why he's yelling.

But I like your reason. It's a good one

>>27532238
wut, where?

>>27532309
I hate you all the time.

BLEABBLE

>>27531799
well that's a pretty damn good summation right there

someone post this in ponychan and get banned for it

>>27532314
And now people who said they'd never do fapfics, or even read them, are doing fapfics.

>>27532319
Gilda could replace Dash as Worf.
Meaning she has to get beat up by everything to show how dangerous it is.
This thought tickles me.

>>27532376
liiiiiike?

Squeak got banned just now?
>>27532351
you take your trip off?
>>27532360
>pointless hate

>>27531806
>in b4 "Dead space was scary!"

>>27532299
LMW
futa orgy
twilights parents
cmc sex ed
twilightxhuman
caramelxpokey
bigmacxblues i think it was?
dash wonderbolts im not sure if this is RS