Sweetie Belle, take notes. THAT is how you start and link a new thread.

Twilight wins by a nose

OC alicorn pony #5892 wins

>>27519142

I think a handful of Parasprites could tear Celestia apart, judging from Twilight's thought bubble in Swarm of the Century.

>>27519190

Ok, thank you miss.

>>27519190
Hey, how about you stop pickin' on Sweetie Belle?

>>27519233

What, are you her girlfriend?

>>27519234
Um!
This went places quickly.

only one winner

Is Luna on the side of all other ponies?

If so, I bet on ponies.

If not, sun goddess wins.

>>27519239

>>27519239
>>27519233
ooh, do say you are.

The loss of a single world and a few hundred million souls would soon pale in comparison to Celestia's next acts.

here's that hoof fetish fanfic

keep it in one thread ponyfags

4 more days until live action mlp are you ready for this

>>27519239
N..No...

>>27519267
We are. The old one autosaged and image limited away and the person who started the other thread couldn't find it and link it.

>Thunderhorse
What

>>27519276
Is it really going to be FiM? Or are they just recycling the gen 3.5 stage show?

>>27519267
This is the one thread.
One thread to rule them all.
One thread to find them.
One thread to bring them all and in the sunlight bind them.

>>27519162
actually you are right (who ever you are)

They aren't character traits.
but tell me, where are character traits derived from? Actions and dialogue, my friend, and when there's virtually no dialogue to work with, we have to fill the void with actions.

Again, I'll state I was wrong in saying that those were part of his character, but they are what his character does, so what can we take from it? and believe, (and I think you know as well) that there's a lot more in those actions then at first glance.

>>27519282

Come on scoot, everyone know, i think is cute.

>>27519251
Where did that come from?

buttes

>>27519312
Wait, they do?

Well... I mean... she IS cute and all... but....

I thought you two were seeing each other...

>>27515221

Unintended
-----------

Hoity Toity started talking. In the booth, Spike couldn't hear what the fashion pony was saying, but he guessed it had to be good. He could make out the words "who is responsible" on Hoity's lips, and quickly descended the ladder. The curtain still muffled the sound of Hoity's words.

Bursting from behind the curtain, he shouted, "Come on out and take a bow, Rarity. You worked really hard for this."

As the beautiful unicorn emerged onto the stage, he clapped and cheered for her. "Yes! Alright, woohoo! Go, Rarity!"

The crowd gasped and muttered. Slowly, Spike saw the expressions on their faces were not of joy, but of disgust and displeasure. He felt his stomach sink.

Hoity Toity fixed Rarity with his sunglassed gaze. "You, madame, have the worst taste I've ever seen! You must think novelty accoutrements are the height of art. Was your first fashion project accomplished with a BeDazzler?"

The audience laughed. Rarity's eyelid twitched.

He continued. "Without a doubt, these designs are more suited for a child's Halloween costume than the Gala. Why, anyone who dared to display such a gaudy pile of fabric before the Princesses would deserve imprisonment or exile, and not necessarily in that order."

Rarity continued to stand there, taking every bit of criticism with a noble expression on her face.

"I am tempted to bill the Carousel Boutique for this critique," concluded Hoity Toity, "but I have decided not to. I have done fashion itself a public service tonight. Rarity the unicorn will never,"

Rarity winced.

"Ever,"

Rarity cringed.

"Be a designer of note." With his demolition complete, he turned and walked away with dignity and grace.

So which pony do you think has the most fans?

>>27519373
>>27519312
bueno.

>>27519398
Hello Rainbow Dash

>>27519373
Of course we weren't! Ah couldn't get between the two of you, silly filly

>>27519373

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS LOVE TRIANGLE

yay

>someone thats not me avatarfagging as scoot

im glad someone can do it while im away

>>27519373

Not really, she was talking about you!

>>27519373

>>27519392
I see what you did there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwKclhWlo-0&feature=youtu.be

I actually went and watched the first episode out of morbid curiosity about why you guys are all ponyheaded.

The corruption washed over me like a tidal wave. I feel defiled and overjoyed. I desire more ponies.

>>27519294

I've read somewhere that it'll be Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash in a thin plot that resembles more like something from past generations than what we know FiM to be.

In other words, nothing to be excited about. I'm expecting a train wreck.

>>27519415
>>27519373
>>27519312
>>27519282

They grow up so fast. I'm... so... proud!

>>27519443
There are 26 episodes with 22 minutes of pure pony pleasure each.

Take your pick.

why did i save this

>>27519429
Get back here you little motorboat.

>>27519443
sick, welcome to the thread
step 1: watch the show

>>27519429

Wait, who likes me?

>>27519447
They're still just blank flanks! Hahahahaha!

>>27519468
I'm getting sick of these "why did I" posts. You know why. Now cut it out.

>>27519419
Scootaloo gets ALL the bitches.

>>27519443
You've still got 25 more episodes to watch. Succumb to the ponies.

>>27519443
makes everyone feel that way when they find out the shows funny and entertaining like that

>>27519471
Step Two, avoid these threads and don't think everyone here is a sick fuck.

>>27519415
Oh! That's a relief.

We've been dating for months. I thought she was cheating on you this whole time. You wouldn't believe how much better I feel now.

So... you and Spike? Like, what's going on with that?

>>27519443
Welcome, you haven't seen anything yet. Avoid these threads, though.

>>27519485
Pacce can't taste in art

>>27519480
>They were never seen in any other episode.

>>27519421
well since the CMC is already taken in this thread, spike will have to be

ya got some dragonweed, /co/?

>>27519469

Get away from my sister dash, pinkie is waiting for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_t605Th-QI&feature=related

say hello to the new mlp animation team!

>>27519515
they were in show stoppers
they performed with twist

Pony thread featuring Scootaloo!
I'm so ok with this!

Can we not do the roleplay, please?

>>27519471

>>27519480

I see two little ponies that want to spend time in my RAPE dungeon!

>>27519515
I think they appeared on stage during the talent show.

They didn't win.

>>27519509
We had some pretty good threads last night.

>>27519525
That is somehow worse.

>>27519443
oh good another useless piece of shit tripfag

>>27519447
>>27519415
>>27519373
>>27519312
>>27519282


what do we hate rp on ponychan but think this is ok

>>27519447

It's all due to your secret lesbian training

>>27519502
scotallo

leek moshmello ponee nao

>>27519537

>>27519551
Twist was there too. But nobody likes Twist.

>>27519534
And the other two crusaders?

Guts is magically teleported in Ponyville.
What happens, /co/?

>>27519537
You got a problem with roleplay? The bitches love it.

>>27519520
Keep going!
Also, yeah, she looks damn lovely there.

>>27519537
WHYNOT

if this happens to me does that mean im not a virgin anymore

>>27519579
Ponyville never gets trashed again as he kills anything remotely threatening.

Shit ask me to draw you something.

>>27519570
because they're roleplaying as stupid fillies, not self insert OC alicorns

>>27519573

The lord god sayeth "Ponies shall lick ponies"

>>27519579
He finds he's not alone.

>>27519570
I do
I bitch and moan about the transformers too, I dont know what the fuck they keep doing in here

>>27519579
Who is Guts?

No, seriously, I've heard his name a few times now and I'm interested in checking out whatever he's from.

>>27519571

Lesbians you said?

>>27519519
I'm more than OK with this.

>>27519469
>>27519573
Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here?

Are we gonna hang out!?

>>27519607
and he looked down on his creation and rejoiced, as pony was licking pony

>>27519598
Octavia/Scartch shipping

>>27519598

Draw Chief Thunderhooves smoking a cigar

>mfw I'm out of Apple Bloom images already and can't roleplay as her anymore

>>27519598
Octavia/Twilight shipping.

>>27519577

How do two fillys have sex?

>>27519519
>mfw I would be ok with this

>>27519600
ok as long we have a line

>>27519607
She must taste like shit.

Alright, I feel like drawing. What should it be?

>>27519598
Humanized Vinyl Scratch on a rave, please.

>>27519627
Dark Fantasy manga called Berserk. Guts is the main character. The manga is 90% about mutilation via giant swords.

>>27519598
Twilight stranded in a boat in the middle of the ocean because she ran out of shipping fuel

>>27519666
One penetrates the other with her freakishly overgrown clit.

>>27519635
Sure kid, but on one condition.

Lick Sweetie Belle.

Just... Just do this for me, and I'll hang out with you for a week.

>>27519622
I dunno.
They come in and start whining.

>>27519666
Dash taught me

let me show you!

RP is okay when it's mostly Anon

How do you think Lyra and Bonbon got so in love?

Besides Scoots/Sweets is long overdue

>>27519673
That doesn't stop people from looking at Kloudmutt's art

>>27519641

I believe I can help with that.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/apple_bloom/1

>>27519666
Messily?

>>27519639
Ok


>>27519657
Worst ship ever, gtfo ponychan fag

>>27519680
Have you been keeping up with it?

Are they still on the boat?

>>27519627
>2011
>Hasn't seen Berze...
Forgot this wasn't /a/
Don't mind me - Just here for ponies.

>>27519697

>>27519697
>mfw I'm a tripfag but I take it off to roleplay

>>27519738
Shut up, Semi

>>27519696
>>27519706

Scootalo nigga she a apple.

>>27519676
Draw Braeburn getting a megaphone for Christmas

And then trollface Celestia-claus

>>27519628
hmmm should this picture be saved in my

pony licking pony folder
hugging folder
or
horse shipping folder

i cannot decide

>>27519627

>>27519613

GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!

>>27519768
all three.

>>27519738
>I love fucking ponies
hey ROOGNA

>>27519768
All three, of course.

>>27519722
Last time I checked, they were fighting on the deep one island, Guts was about to lose his mind permanently to the armour, but the loli witch saved him and he, in a feat of logic, decided to go right back in and then jumped into Cthulhu's mouth, inside killed scores of parasite horrors and then heard the sea god's heartbeat. He then smiled.

>>27519519
Haha, nice The Wall reference in the opening.

>>27519696

H-hey, Scootaloo! What are you doing?

This feels funny.

>>27519685
Lick Sweetie Belle? Ewww! Why in Equestria would you want me to...

...but... since YOU asked, Rainbow Dash... okay, I guess I could. Be right back...

>>27519738
>>27519756
>>27519778
>tripfag posts as anon
>everyone tries to guess who it is.

>>27519579

>Guts is magically teleported in Ponyville.
What happens, /co/?

Guts finds Ponyville boring as fuck and immediately leaves, looking for God Hand. In his travels across Equestria, Guts comes across a little blue unicorn with a wizard hat who reminds him of somebody familiar back in his own world. Together, they go on many bloody adventures though The Everfree Forest, with her serving as a make-shift Puck comedy relief character.

>>27519774
>>27519787
NO YOU FAGGOTS I WILL NEVER HAVE DUPLICATE IMAGES IN MY PONY FOLDER

>>27519830
Have one source image, the other two as symbolic links.

>>27519377

The crowd cheered his speech halfheartedly, and began to disperse. A few sneered at Rarity as they departed. All the higher-class citizens of Ponyville with tickets to the Gala actually had the gall to cancel their ensembles right there in public and demand their money back.

Both Rainbow Dash and Applejack looked like they could pound Hoity Toity into the dirt, but Rarity fixed them in place with a glare, and they withered. Then she stalked back toward her boutique, head held high.

Spike felt like he had been gutted hollow. He had set this whole thing up, and now the reputation of the most amazing, fashionable, perfect unicorn in Ponyville was broken.

But not for long. Spike ran, pumping his little legs as fast as they would carry him. Hoity Toity was not far ahead, just stepping into...

A pegasus chariot, which immediately took off. "WAIT!" shouted Spike, but it was no use. They were already out of earshot.

He fell to his knees, stunned. He had done this to her. He had done all of this, because he wanted the whole world to see what he saw when he looked at Rarity.

And now she was ruined.

Steaming tears dropped to the dirt path.

He never knew he had this much power. He had used his influence as assistant to Celestia's protégé to arrange the visit. He had burned things accidentally, but he had never burned a pony's hopes and dreams.

He-
-fell asleep in the middle of the road.

>>27519810

FASTER!

>>27519818
Ugh, no, Uh... Just... bring her here. I want to see.

I pony too hard

>>27519841
i tried looking into that once but my dumb brain couldnt figure it out

see

sometimes rp is okay

this rp is not

>>27519875
sorry sweetie, then you'll have to make a choice

the hardest of choices any mare can make - how to sort their pony folder

>>27519821

I expect something like this
>Guts activates berserker's armor
>goes batshit crazy
>instead of "rescuing him" trixie goes all smug
>"It's not like I MUST save you, the Great and Powerful Trixie only does what she wants!"
>she gets ripped to pieces
>many many pieces

>>27519849
....proceed.

gotcha!

>>27519898
I'm so glad I just use the Search feature and use filenames as tags

kind and humble drawfags, wherever you are, if you see this image, i implore thee to ponify the fuck out of it

thanks in advance

>>27519869
Okay!

>roleplaying cmc lesbian sex
byhn nvt gbhn bntgbyh bh bn
thats me hitting my head on the keyboard

>>27519911

Roogna´s wet dream.

wat if

Spike was a pony?

>>27519914
that's also a good option, though it gets a bit slow with a lot of images

>>27519911
You are made of frosted lucky charms.
Because this is magically delicious.

>>27519925
>*waiting...

>>27519931
Yes... it's working... soon, this dumb nigger will be dead.

>>27519905

Side characters don't die that fast in Berserk. It takes a decade, or longer.

>>27519943
>>27519914
torrent of 26,000 pony pics about to finish!

Is this sufficiently cute?

>>27519956
>>27519953
Okay, here she i-

...um... does it count if she licked me first? We're cool now, right?

>>27519941
Then we'd wonder how Twilight Sparkle got her cutie mark.

>don't frequent the general threads
>scrolling past /co/, see the occasional MLP general
>there's some fuckshit creeper stuff
>brush it off, "it's probably just someone trolling or joking, whatever"
>it keeps happening every time I visit /co/

why are you doing this

>>27519992
Pony eggs.
Duh.

>>27519924
I wish this show had became a series. I really wanted to see more of it

>>27519986
It is rather cute.

>>27519986
im a little, confused. wats going on in picture?

>>27519988
no

>>27519943
>Two favourite characters
>Shipped
>Daaaawww
>Wait a minute...

That feel when you actually thought shipping was cute

>>27519988
Mmmmm....

Nah, I specifically want to see you lick between her haunches.

>>27519986
The head shapes look odd. The whole head.

>>27519986
T-tiara and applebloom?
THE SCANDAL

>>27520022
oh but it is, anonymous

>>27520002

At least you're just passing by. Imagine being in these threads, all the time.

>>27520022
Must be Lupus.

>>27519971

Yeah
But anyway, it's going to happen. I can feel it.
Following the Hellhound speech (guts' inner demon) he will, sooner or later, make Guts lose his shit and kill his new comrades
"Cherish them well, so that you may suffer their loss once again"
I can already see this happening. Oh Miura, you magnificent bastard

>>27520002

Because it's a general thread about a cartoon.

Shocker, right?

>>27520022

If you dont think this is cute, you are a faggot, a glorious winged faggot.

>>27519986
is that you dinofag

>>27520013
Apple bloom and Diamond Tiara have swapped their bow and tiara.

>>27519986
Could you make the right one's neck a little thicker please?
Also I'm not sure what's going on, my guess would be Silver Spoon and Tiamond Tiara taking it in turns to roleplay as Applebloom.

>>27520002
Just ignore it. There's good stuff here too. Part of being on 4chan means learning to take the bad with the good.

Scootaloo has the best ideas for getting rid of ponies she doesnt like

>>27520076
It's like finding a little bit of gold in a mountain of shit.
And being a diamond miner.

>>27520029
Betwe.. her ha...haun..

Wait a minute... you mean like our 'Super Secret Don't Tell Anyone Girls Only Cool Club' secret hoofshake kind of lick? Is she part of the club?

so umm...why was scootaloo fisting sweetie belle?

>i know r34 and shipping...but come on really?

it was never like this back in oct. at least not out in the open.

>>27520022
It IS cute

>>27520093
Uh, yeah.
We can go with that.

>>27520066
Do you even need to ask?

>>27520093
It's time to invite her in. Make me proud, and make it good.

>>27520087
>>27520087

>and being a diamond miner
>LOL

>>27520124
Surely you meant 'Make me proud, and make her loud.'

>>27520114
they flick their tails when they're mad?

>>27520022
There is no shipping as cute as pony shipping

>>27520153
Loud? Not until later, I don't want ponies snooping around hearing Sweetie Belle.

you guys like ponies dont you

>>27520155
I think she was showing contempt, actually.

When ponies are mad, they burst into flames. Means that ponies with anger issues don't survive long

>>27520178
>AppleDash
>Applejack on a cloud

>>27520087
THIS ISN'T GOLD THIS IS CORN!

>>27519474
We all like you Sweetiebelle. You're the least ugly pony

Oh this comic.
We made a monster with the transformers thing.

>>27520010

and Welcome to Eltingville, god that had so much potential

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyus5kz8wB0

>>27520178
I sure hope Dash is ready to fly down and catch her when she falls through that cloud

>>27520022

I love soft shipping. It fuels me, it commands me!

>>27520235
I agreement

>>27520235
it's just so damn adorable

>>27520222
Those aren't magic carpets there?

>>27520201

Thats why appledash sucks

>>27520235
>>27520286
>>27520299
This must be what Yaoi feels like

>>27519911
this will be the last i do for today. work in ~15 minutes.

>>27520310
But wouldn't Pinki/Dash have the same problem?

Do we have a Power Level Tier list yet? From what I figure,

God Tier: Celestia, Luna, Elements of Harmony
Very High Tier: Ursa Major, Dragons
High Tier: Pinkie Pie/Crazy Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Ursa Minor, Philomena, Royal Guards
Middle Tier: Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Manticore, Cockatrice, Hydra, Wonderbolts, Gilda, Big Macintosh
Low Tier: Rarity, Zecora, Trixie, Buffalos, Diamon Dogs, Parasprites, Derpy Hooves, Angel, Gummy
Baby Tier: Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Irrelevant Tier: Every other character

I tried to list them in order from strongest of the list to weakest.

Also, I wanted to do the "further beyond" with a pic of Twilight going all magic crazy from her origin story

>>27520327
Oh Gaston, you so crazy.

>>27520336
pinkie just decides that the cloud is solid
and so it was

>>27520235

>>27520348
God teir: Gummy

>>27520329
Well thanks!
It's been fun.
You are getting REALLY good.

>>27520336
Pinkie was a pegasus pony beofre they cut her wings off

>>27520348
Rainbow Dash can fly so fast she causes an explosion that can crack rock a mile away. That's like carrying around your own nuclear bomb.

>>27519849

When he awoke, he was back in his bed. Someone must have found him and alerted Twilight. He hopped out of bed, and went into the living room. Twilight wasn't there; she must have gotten up early...

It all came back to him with a rush, and instantly the hollow feeling was back. He could never fix this, it was too big for him. He would have to get Twilight to help. Surely she could say something that would end this mess.

The library's front door slammed. "That pig-headed, stubborn..." came Twilight's voice as she clopped up the stairs. "...Oh, Spike, you're awake."

"It's all my fault!" he burst out, then hugged Twilight's leg. "I've ruined Rarity's business, and now she's gonna go broke, and be homeless and live in the streets and beg for shampoo!"

"Oh now," said Twilight, "It isn't that bad. A week from now, everyone will have forgotten that disaster."

The Ponyville Picayune hit the door of the library. Twilight brought the newspaper inside and unrolled it.

>>27520336
No, because Pinkie Pie defies the laws of physics on a regular basis.

>>27520336

>>27520418

>>27520357

Futa Lyra?

>>27520348

>Mid tier
>Big Macintosh

He can't lift or pull anything without fatiguing. He deserves to be in baby tier. The whole low tier section is totally fucked too.

>>27520418
>>27520395
>>27520356
I'm just thinking that maybe she'd be happier with someone with wings.

>>27520469

>>27520478

Fucking Pacce i already tell you, pinkiedash is canon, RS say it.

>>27520478
Nah, she's too competetive. She needs somebody who won't do the same things as her, like pinkie, or twilight.

>>27520022

get out of here man, before its too late! You can still be saved, quickly, I'll hold them off!

>>27520478
Fluttershy?

She doesn't deserve the gift of wings
>>27520507
RS said it? when?

>shipping general
now i'm feeling the nostalgia!

>>27520475
>cant pull anything
Are you referring to that rusty plow? Blame the tools not the pony.

>>27520507
Shut up Dino-Fag.

>>27519579

he chills around with luna all nights.
because the sacrificial mark doesnt attract evil monsters/ spirits, etc. in equestria.

>>27520022
Am I the only one who isn't into shipping?

>>27520507
Nah, Pinkie x Dash kinda sucks. If anything, it was a short fling just to piss off Gilda.

>>27520235
Damn straight.

>>27520286
Maybe the cute shipping isn't all that bad, I mean it's not li-

>>27520323
Oh shit.

Have you guys played this? Thought you might like it:

http://jayisgames.com/games/friendship-is-magic-story-of-the-blanks/

Did someone say Shipping?

because these two fit together like hand in glove

>>27520569
nope, i'm bored to tears

Since we're talking about shipping, I'd like there to be more Caralight.

>>27520569
nope

>>27520539
>She doesn't deserve the gift of wings

>Shipping
>mfw

>>27520539
Fluttershy is taken.

>>27520594
Oh, hey MS.

Months after the season ends, and another ship emerges

>>27520613
So is Lyra.

>>27520580
STOP POSTING THIS my nutbladder cant take it anymore

>>27520613
>Derpy

INCORRECT!

>>27520614

Sup.

>>27520620

that ship has been around since the winter wrap up video leaked

>>27520542

>Blame the tools not the pony

Ever heard of the adage, "It's the poor craftsman who blames his tools"? Sorry Big Mac, enjoy sitting next to Sweetie Belle on the wuss bench.

>>27520569
Me neither, the Avatar shipping turned me off of it long ago. And lesbian horses are ridiculous.

But PinkieXDash pics are cute, for some reason

>>27520620
That was there since Winter-Wrap Up when they nuzzled each other while singing.

>>27520586
Now there's a ship.

>>27520649
Words of wisdom from the chucklehead.

>>27520507
>RS

Rapidshare? Regular Show?

>>27520645
Rarity an Flutershy are just friends.
One day, you'll accept this.

>>27520645

Agree, everyone now Fluttershy OTP is spitfire

>>27520688

Why you...

GILDA IS DUMB.

You have to ship Braeburn with one of the mane six. Who do you choose?

>>27520649
'It's the poor craftsman who blames his tools' only refers to when the tools are just fine and appropriate for the job at hand. If the tools are broken, or inappropriate for what's being done...

anyone know where i can buy a mcdonalds pinkie besides ebay

>>27520594
You know it's true

>>27520594
Rarity is also bad at magic and doesn't deserve a horn

>>27520649
Trying to pull a rusty, dull blade through the ground is not something that can't easily be done. Like trying to cut anything with a dull blade.

>>27520712
Do I really have to?

Applejack

>>27520175
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>27519519
yes please

>>27520348
Judging from the effects of the sonic rainboom, both direct and indirect, it seems to be a release of a massive amount of magical energy. I think Dash is probably very near to Pinkie or even Twilight in terms of raw magical power. Perhaps even equal to Twilight, just with no horn to focus it.

Fluttershy is definitely not high tier material. She has the stare, sure. It might be a pretty dangerous ability against beasts and other ponies. But you know who else had an ability like that? Rider, from Fate/Stay Night. And she was considered the weakest servant. High level creatures generally start to make saves against simple enchantment magic like that very easily.

>>27520712

This.

>>27520215
THIS A THOUSAND TIMES!

OH GOD, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

>>27520586
But what if it's oj's glove?

>>27520720

That's fine.

>>27520712

oh god frog neck

>>27520711
SO'S YOUR FACE!

Also, Fluttershy and Rarity both ONLY have vaginas!

>>27520711
Agreement. The only time I like Gilda is on my grill with BBQ Sauce.

>>27520712
Pinkie Pie. Their combined energy could probably be weaponized.

>>27520712
Twilight

>>27520649
>>27520713
"Poor workers blame their tools. Good workers build better tools. The best workers get their tools to do the work for them."

>>27520712
Twilight?

>>27520740
Whoops. Sorry, Sweetie Belle.

So... NOW we're good, right Dash?

>>27519841
>>27519841
>Symbolic Link
Why the fuck did I not think of that.

>>27520775
I change my mind. I choose this

>>27520740
crud... uhm...

>*Kisses Sweetie Belle on the lips

>>27520764

Im okay with this.

>>27520748

You sure they aren't somehow related? They have identical color schemes, eyes included, and fruit/veggie cutie marks

>>27520712
Applejack. Then Dash.

>>27520764

FFFFFFFFF

>>27520575
you suck

>>27520804
>*imagelimit
>>27520790
Yeah sure kiddo, Come on, I'll teach you a few new tricks.

>>27520712
Fluttershy. She seemed awfully comfertable talking to him for someone she'd just met.

>>27520575
I agree that it would be just a quick fling. I doubt that they are emotionally mature enough to handle a long term relationship

>>27520818

Fucking megasweet drawme some Rarity with AJ. Please.

>>27520746
Even if The Stare is a 100% effective no-saving-throw ability, by her own admission she can't control it.

>>27520829
So you're upset that I don't think PP x Dash is canon?

>>27520845
>>27520845
>>27520845
>>27520845
>>27520845

WHERE EVERYPONY KNOWS YOUR NAME

>>27520850
I second

>>27520764
shits on like donkey kong

>>27520837
Awesome! I can't wait to.. try out som.. new mov-why do I taste marshmallow? It's like everywhere.

>>27520818
Hey, MS, have you drawn some humanized Spitfire yet?

>>27520764

>Fluttershy and Rarity both ONLY have vaginas!

Fuck yeah! You just gained a new comrade in arms. Fight the futa, FIGHT IT! Keep the dicks and balls off our women! FOR THE SHIRE!

>>27520880
yes

>>27520411
continue.jpg

>>27520848
I imagine that due to the generally low ceiling for maturity, these ponies actually only date briefly and then get married.

Also, ELEMENT OF LOYALTY. If she was in an actual romance, she'd mean it.

>>27520869
>>27520850

humanized btw.

>>27520848
It'd be adorably adorable at first, though. Then go horribly wrong at their first disagreement, as Dash assumes it's her fault and Pinkie assumes it's because Dash doesn't love her any more. Then they both kill themselves.

>>27520881

>FOR THE SHIRE!

and so began the scouring of the generals

>>27520920
Nah nah nah. They're good friends. All of the mane cast is good friends. It's all casual "friends with benefits" type sex. They never get serious, get married, have lesbian vagina babies, that kind of thing.

>>27520961

Your shipping perspectives are shit and I'm not subscribing to your newsletter.

>>27520974
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>>27520974

new thread

>>27521000
>>27520868
HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>27520988
So you're saying that Pinkie and Dash have a long-term committed sexual relationship?

>>27520988
Boohoo, your fanon contradicts MY fanon!

>>27521021
howhorrifying.png

>>27521053
Actually, my statement that Pinkie and Dash are good friends, and not in a romantic relationship, is canon.

>>27521021
Personally I think it'd be a quick fling and nothing more. They'd stay friends, just as close as they were, maybe closer, but Dash'd stop sleeping over at sugarcube corner. Well, except for when Pinkie's just recieved a new shipment of marshmallows.

>>27521090
Good friends and nothing else

>>27521090
And the part where they have sex?

>>27521131
The show is unclear on "nothing else."

>>27521146
Dammit Semi

>>27520215
so, wait
was this like neckbeards, the series?