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A while back we had a camwhore thread, and I posted a picture I claimed was of myself. I'm afraid I lied to you all. I know not many of you care, but my concious can't bear it. I've lied to you. I am not who I appear to be. I hide a horrible secret about myself every day, and I shall share that secret with you all. The disgusting truth is that I am in fact A Dogue de Bordeux Mastiff. It is easy to hide my true identity on the internet. I have mastered the art of browsing the web with my primitive canine appendages, and have got drawing with a tablet pretty much down pat. As you can see in this picture how I have also learnt how to take looking sideways from above with one arm outstretched photos, which I thought were cool in my youth.
Still working on that Show Stoppers human CMC pic. I got bored with it for a little while but I'm back to it. |