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>>27499384 >Item six on the agenda: "The Meaning of Life" Now uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this. >Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: Ponies aren't wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a pony's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Celestinity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to Pony's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia. >What was that about hats again? >Oh, Uh... ponies aren't wearing enough. |