Strength, significantly enhanced growing, and endurance.

>>27480707
extreme beta-ness. Wait...

huge cocks. for both genders.

>>27480707
as we have seen from applejack and other earth ponies, they seem to have more endurance, tougher, and stronger than the others.

UNT ZERE VIL BE *VAN* MHAASTAR RHES, UNT *TWO* SOOBSARVIENT RHESES

UNT ABAV AHL ZERE VIL BE *ME*

>>27480729
>Endurance

Earth ponies are the avatar of strength, resilient and powerful
Pegasi are the avatar of agility, brave and quick
Unicorns are the avatar of magic, knowledgeable and helpful

Strength = Power
Agility = Courage
Magic = Wisdom

equilibrium throughout the Triforce Theory.

>What positive evolutionary traits do earth ponies hold that would give them advantage over pegasi and unicorns

This is a joke, right?

>>27480729
Fair enough.

Somebody mentioned that, in addition to this, since pegasi can fly and control the weather, then unicorns are ultimately the inferior ones.

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but aren't unicorns the only ponies capable of magic? This would seem like a MAJOR advantage.

Haha, time for earth ponies.

>>27480755
Only ponies capable of conscious magic, yeah, but while that's really, really, really useful, it's not absolutely neccesary like the other two are. Sort of like saying that your arms are less neccesary than your head.

>>27480755
Most unicorns only have one or two parlor tricks that suit their special talent.

Only powerful unicorns such as twilight have the ability to be versatile with magic.

>>27480707
that OP picture

OH GOD WHY

Why does this show have such a hard-on for introducing and developing characters, then tossing them aside when the episodes finished? (Zecora even came back for like only 5 seconds)

>>27480755
Extreme dexterity would be the benefit of magic over the others.

>>27480755
All ponies have magic, but unicorns are the only types that can use it voluntarily

>>27480774
Moreso than that, Twilight actually appears to be unique in that respect.

>>27480778
didn't you know? JonK is leading the animation of season 2.

>>27480772
Yeah, but let's look at it this way: In a war between the pegasi, the earth ponies and the unicorns, who's gonna win? My money's on the unicorns, simply because of that magic aspect.

>>27480787
>Fingers
>Feet with toes

GET IT AWAY

Am I the only one who thinks AJ slamming Pinkie's head in the door looked pretty painful?

sage

>>27480807
No

>>27480807
Marshmallows feel no pain And Pinkie fears no death

Okay so, I finished watching the first episode:

First, it is extremely girly
Second, all the guys seem to do the work
Third, that dragon is a fucking lady-killer
Fourth, why the fuck do they replace "body" with "pony"
Fifth, why the fuck are there so many women
Sixth, I kind of liked it, and this is my reaction

>>27480807
She did squeal like an injured dog.

Just another reason why AJ is a bitch.

>>27480803
I say the pegasi, unicorns would tire out, and it's pretty obvious how that tornado thing they did in winter wrap up could be weaponised. All the light telekinesis in the world can't do shit when you're staring down a giant funnel of cloud, knowing that just behind it is everything that wasn't tied down for the last few miles. Almost nothing could stand against that, maybe some of the stronger unicorns like Twilight or perhaps even Rarity, if she can see what's coming at her, but then the pegasi could win through numbers alone.

>>27480830
1, 2, 5: It's a show targeted at girls.
3: Yes
4: Because it's a gimmick, and a very silly one
6: Fair enough

>>27480788

Welcome to the world of American Television. We have only seven REAL characters.

Everyone else is expendable.

>>27480830
>Second, all the guys seem to do the work

Try harder next time.

>>27480830

according to the Idiot Crew, you shouldn't start off with the first episode.

but good for you (or bad, i guess), nevertheless.

>>27480830

>>27480807
i didn't like the sound Pinkie made when her head was squeezed. it sounded like a hurt dog, and when she pulled her head out, she was disoriented.

AJ didn't even apologized. bitch.

>>27480838
Good point. The pegasi also DO have the advantage of being able to just fly away from danger. Hell, they could just fly above the unicorns and dump rocks or whatever on them. Hell, if they can control the weather, they could probably pull some lightning bolt shit, as well.

>>27480850
What the fuck?
>>27480847
>Guys carting women around
Yeah bro
>>27480853
Fuck no

>>27480830
Avoid these threads.

>>27480850

Who the fuck is the idiot crew?

>>27480873
That was my plan all along.

>>27480807

"open up, Applejack"

>>27480874

Who the fuck is the idiot crew?

>>27480871

they say that it's poorly representative of the show.

>>27480874

the Circlejerkers and Anonytards.

>>27480871
>Fuck no

>>27480890
>blank flank
Ha, what a looser.

>>27480807

It is a cartoon thing. May look painful, when it wasn't.

>>27480907
you're one to talk scootaloo. your flank is blanker than your train of thought.

>>27480801
John who?

>>27480914
Your confusing Scootaloo with Applebloom you moran.

>>27480902
>>27480901
Aaand I'm out.
Wait but before I go: Take this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM&autoplay=1

>>27480901

Let me guess, a bunch of faggots from ponychan who think they know it all?

>>27480707
multiple dicks

>>27480907

i love you, Scoots, but you're kind of a bitch.

>oh boy here we go.jpg

>>27480927

are they wrong? the first two episodes were lackluster

>>27480923
No, he obviously means Seaty Belt

>>27480805
I love pictures of grown spike...even though its been shown that he will be fat when he grows up.

>>27480940
I bet Dash teased the blank flanks when she was a filly too.

>>27480935
I'd say applejack has at least 4 or 5 dicks.

>>27480961
That was magical enhancement, not natural growth.

>>27480927

something like that.

>>27480969
Those ain't legs she's walking on...

MegaMare EXE done. To bad his series sucked.

>>27480927
They're faggots, but it's true. The first two episodes have a different tone from the rest of the season.

>>27480954

I thought they were okay. My guess to some negative reaction is the whole Nightmare Moon thing but, better off knocking that off early instead of having it as an ending to the season no?

>>27480994
Thanks

>>27480986

so she has four vestigial penises (penisi? penii?) that are very flexible and have a specially-hardened helmet designed for locomotion.

>>27480925
What, no thanks for my present?

>>27481006
No problem

>>27480986
That explains why Aj and Pinkie are so flexible.

>>27481005
My only problem was at the end with all the floating energy and shit. It was WAY to cheesy.

>>27480729
>implying ponies are horses

>>27481021
just didnt feel like posting this OOC

>>27481005

i actually enjoyed the first two eps.

but then, i was one of the rare ones that never had an issue with liking the show from the get-go, so maybe there's a reason.

>>27481010
we thought you were out, here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bjkM_y-Wps

pony

>>27481026
It's saying that earth ponies can output 500 hp each.

I come back and it's a new thread..
I sure am being slow!

>>27481056
>That draw

HNNGGGG brb making a portal to Equestria.

>>27481026
the show does this a lot. i.e. "horse drawn carriages and horse drawn horse drawn carriages"

>>27481030
FACELESS
DRAW ME SOMETHING

>>27481061
The portal comes out of Celestia's ass

Princess Celestia doesn't care about Zebra Ponies.

What if Celestia's parents were entire Galaxies?

>>27481056
Damn nigga, you need to draw a lot more of these.

>>27481106
>now imagining two galaxies fucking each other

I'm pretty sure some one on /d/ could fap to that

>>27481099

but she does care about the priiiiiiiiiiize

>>27481106
It would be a miracle.

>>27480707
Don't make me say it.....

>Picture very much related

>>27481091
you're making that sound like it's a bad thing.

>>27481122

read up on Greek mythology. this is only scraping the bottom of the barrel as far as weird matings go

>>27481008
Five??

>>27481131
Let me guess. Seth got a new trip?

>>27481106
I kinda want to see a fic about that.

>>27481140
true true

Unicorns raping virgins happened fer sure

>>27481122
Dude, that's pretty much real life canon.

The andromeda galaxy is heading over to the Milky way for some galactic sexy time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda%E2%80%93Milky_Way_collision

>>27481041
No matter how many times I see that.

>>27481155
No, it's just some dumb avatarfag

>>27481178

Shame none of us will be alive to see that.

>>27481178
except there will be no actuall collisions

>>27481178
You now realize that MLP: FiM is set in the distant future, following this event.

>>27481082

>>27481221
you only need one sperm and one egg to make children!

Why is there no love for Linky? She has a cartload of extra carrots.

so the plan is, fall asleep watching Top Gear reruns, wake up, feed the cat/prevent him from murdering a bird, and go get nachos.

then come back and write porn for you people. Luna, or Nightmare Moon, i think.

best plan i've had in a while.

>>27480707
The lack of Trixie in this thread saddens her /co/

>>27481242
No! write porn for Celestia's parents! >>27481158

>>27481194
With a Trixie obsession? Why do all our avatar role players like her? Shes a terrible character, and a one sided bitch horse.

>>27481244
good
sad trixie is best trixie

>>27481236
because she likes to eat carrot outside

>>27481244
If I give you some Trixie will you shut up

>>27481178
Someone should write an erotic fiction about it in the MLP:FiM universe.

>>27481242
I read that in kronk's voice

>>27481226
Haha.. Madness is a shit head.
Draw some Steven magnet

>>27481106
Sure, why not. Get to writing'

>>27481262
Because she's Great and Powerful!
>>27481265
Hey! as long as it's Trixie.
>>27481271
Thanks Sweetie.

>>27481242
>>27481291

Anyone got 'Dead Trixie.jpg' saved?

I seem to have misplaced it somehow.

>>27481262
Some really like bitches, myself included
>>27481271
Did you get your tablet with that thirty dollars? I saw someone mention they had a twenty dollar tablet. Were your draws at an angle because of you, or the tablet?
>>27481242
Write it where one turns into the other midway, you write pov right?

>>27481307
That's not a very good reason to like her

>>27481329
1. what. 2. mis-link. 3. non-ponychan funds were used.

>>27480707
OP, I can't think of anything that the Earth ponies have that the Unicorns and Pegasus don't.

Well I suppose they're probably stronger?

>>27481307
I...You need...forget it. 10/10

>>27481307
she might be, but she still isn't all that great and powerful. She was outclassed by twilight you know

>>27481223
Except there will be no life on earth because the sun toasted it into another Venus by then.

>>27481364
But why would Celestia allow that to happen?

>>27481242
Who else read that in kronks voice?
If not, then do it.

>>27481262
you can't say she's one sided, I don't know how many conversations we've had about how Trixie dropped her facade for a second in the end and she tried to save Ponyville and how deep she is, don't even start

>>27481307
>>27481348
>>27481131

>>27479624
Lay off the avatarfagging and the "U MAD" schtick. Do it over >>>/a/ or >>>/tv/ with the rest of the aspie fuckfaces.

>>27481375
we all did. I want to hear spike go through puberty and get voiced by Patrick Warburton

>>27481364
I didn't say that it was on earth.

>>27481223
I was born too fucking early.

>>27481262
>Why do all our avatar role players like her
Because they're attracted to vain characters that no one likes.

>>27481374
aaaaand here starts the Trollestia shit...

>>27481344
For some reason I could've sworn you posted that Trixie

>>27481393
You could always go full Christian and pretend the Equestria is actually the afterlife.

>>27481261
How come this havent been inked and coloured yet?

>>27481381
She didn't do it to save the town. She did it to protect her image and her safety. If she honestly cared about the town she would have offered to help twilight while she was stopping the Ursa, but who cares. It's not like Trixie will return or anything.

>>27481416
No one mentioned Trollestia.

I think it would be in Celestia's best interest to keep her civilization alive, don't you think?

>>27481435
I started doing it, never finished tho.

>>27481383
Hey buddy. if something's troubling you and you just feel the need to take it out on me. I understand we've all been through that.
>>27481361
Does Twilight have a cape and hat?

>>27481435
Because it's shit and you're shit.

>>27481383
but why are you mad?

>>27481445
as if trixie could do anything to help
what's she going to do, pull it along with a rope?

>>27481459
nope. She doesn't need it to be fucking awesome

Also, Stocking is the superior sister, good choice on which one you avatarfag as

>>27481242
I humbly request NMM.

>>27481476
My point exactly. She's not great, or powerful at all. Just a self centered, annoying third person talking, bitch.

>>27481293
sea serpents are weird shapes mkay

>>27481477
Don't get me wrong, I adore Twilight.

>>27481459
>something's troubling you and you just feel the need to take it out on me
You seem to be mistaken. I'm simply suggesting that you take your autism elsewhere so that people here won't have to put up with your shit, and that every post you make is actually disingenuous and an attempt to attention-whore.

>>27481508
The Great and Bitchy Lily is forced to ask, what's wrong with third person?

>>27481449
aaaw, to bad.

>>27481508
She did at least try, though. She failed pathetically, but she tried.

>>27481538
>attempt to attention-whore
well with you replying to his every post, isn't he just succeeding wonderfully?

>>27481538
>twenty years later you still mad.jgp
Way to give attention you little whore, you gonna suck my dick now?

>>27481511
I am happy

>>27481539
Don't start with me woman.
>>27481549
I'm sorry for those of you who like Trixie. I used to, but Seth completely changed my view of her.

thought you'd like some OC.

>>27481563
He wants people to accept him as an avatarfag. By telling him that his behavior is autistic and unwelcome, he's forced to face the true nature of his behavior.

>>27481526
of course, after all, she does have similar hair to stocking

>>27481572
inb4 pic of trixie with greentext saying "letting others change your view of a character" or some shit

>>27481572
way to be a weak-minded faggot

>>27481573
>Ditzy
>Thunderbolts

>>27481572
but starting things is what Lily does best!

>>27481572
Why would you let a-
>>27481593
...

>>27481572
yeah, I like trixie, but goddamn she has some terrible, terrible fans

are these the only two NMM fics?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13gvRMtokOoolDW5eanrhNttxWn-wViDAFfVNbeORFUQ/edit?hl=en&pli=1

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_lIi4Wgx6tCPHqc-pGkGhBKZRLb9P7RVLnP2t9zLPFc/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CIS6ubwI&pli=1

>>27481573
you shouldn't make comics sweetie belle
you get the names wrong

>>27481538
I'm sure when you reply to a thread you're also seeking some sort of attention it's not a thread if each individual doesn't contribute to some form of discussion.

>Autism
Don't think so brah!

>>27481603
Look! They are talking to each other! Plant Man x Lily is my new OTP.

bleh..
Getting bored of making crap doodles.
What's everyone else up to?

>>27481618
'A Nightmare Comes' also has NMM, albeit not quite in physical form.

>>27481583
except your opinion is shit and no one cares but you, you autist

>>27481573
I like to believe that Ditzy isn't as dumb as people make her out to be and she tries hard to not look dumb but ends up messing up.

>>27481638
apparently getting caught up in another trip ship...
>>27481631

>>27481573
I prefer to think of her as Ditzy Doo when I feel sorry for her. but still,
>thunderbolts

>>27481630
>likes Panty & Stocking
>not autistic
That's the textbook definition of autism buddy

>>27481638
Were discussing penises, want to join?

>>27481651
y u mad tho

>>27481595
Whoa.
Is Applebloom the oldest and Scootaloo the youngest?
From this picture, they don't seem the same age.
Also wtf is with that wink

>>27481673
Sure, why not!

ehh... I made the Earth Ponies first.

That was before I thought about gluing on extra bits and selling the same crappy product thrice.

As for why I made the Seeponies... let's just say heroin is one hell of a drug.

>>27481638
Very nice. More please.

>>27481630
So tell me, does posting images of cartoons being snide empower you? Do you feel like you'd be able to cope with face-to-face conversations better if you use an online persona of a sneering girl with superpowers?

>>27481674
no u

>>27481573
why derpy couldn't be happy?

>>27481683
None of us would dare question your motives your majesty.

>>27481630
The fact that you don't know me and you're making all these assumtions is amazing.
I maintain a balaced social life outside the internet too you know? You gonna tell me what's bothering you? or you just gonna stay buttmad?

>>27481690
I detect samefag

>>27481718
Balanced* my little spelling mistake probably made you flip the desk or whatever your computer is on.

>>27481718
you seem upset
Why won't you talk about your problem?

>>27481573
Derpy never asked for this.

>>27481679
I am of the opinion that all ponies are descendant from the Mollusk family, and have multiple 'foots'.

As such they reproduce Asexually and they are all hermaphrodites.

>>27481711
There's a good boy, you get a cookie.

I sense a cutie mark coming on....
>>27481718
>>27481690

>>27481752
Thank you Celestia, thank you!

need more sexy ponies

>>27481785
Oooh, this could get interesting.

>>27481753
That guys one would be a giant red ass, because you know? he's buttmad as all hell

>>27481718
I think people have made it rather clear, most people are butthurt because of your avatarfagging and useless tripfagging. Not the anon you wanted to respond to anyway. You could just post as anon, instead of Stocking with random pictures of ponies or whatever, and probably get more Trixie pictures, or whatever your heart desires.

>>27481792
okay that's pretty good

>>27481785

Will Sweetie ever into magic on the show?

>>27481823
No...

>>27481813
Caratrap? this I can get behind

>>27481792
But she gets into Carrot Tops fridge, not Bonbons.

>>27481748
I'd believe it.

>>27481834
That's Braeburn

>>27481846
shit. Brain derped. Need sleep but can't get to sleep

>>27481834
Dude, what the hell is happening on /vp/? I decided to go back a while ago, and I see ponychan faggots there. What the hell happened?

hey guys i left when the thread was turning into ass

what did i miss?

>>27481861
/vp/ happened

>>27481836
she's just a recolor anyway, just as Derpy is a recolor of Dash. Seriously fuck background fanon, ruining my show

>>27481861
I have no clue. I think that they are mainly shitposters. But that's just what I think. /vp/ is a place without mods, It is a board left to fester in it's own juices until it rots.

>>27481836
Carrot Top ran out of food.

so derpy sniffed out the second-largest food storage around.

>>27481884
Carrot Tops hairstyle is different from Bon-Bon's
Also fuck you too

>>27481900
This is why we don't need our own board.

>>27481861
>>27481879
Isn't /vp/ getting shut down in a few days?
Maybe I got trolled but I heard Moot is shutting that board down. So all the faggotry that was contained in there will seep into every other board.

>>27481884
>carrot top
>recolor of bonbon

nope

>>27481937
I haven't ever heard of that. He made /vp/ to keep the /v/irgins from whining about Pokemon generals all the time

>>27481823
Magic? It look awfully dangerous...

>>27481918
Carrot Top has a completely Unique hair design.

>>27481900
/vp/ is a quarantine zone. nothing more

>>27481937
Hope not, I still need it for trades and battles ever once in a while. Most of the trolling is actually funny as shit.

>>27481947
prove it

>>27481969
I like german fag, if you can get into an actual discussion with the guy he's not half bad. Although I can't stand that Charizard guy

>>27481968

>went and looked
What's with all the tractors?

>>27481972
>different hair and tail

lol youtube

>>27481954
Oh I know why he did it. I just seen a screen cap a day or 2 ago that said /vp/ will be no more.
I'm not trying to rustle any jimmies, so I'm hoping I just got trolled by a shoop.

>>27481972

>>27481999
greentext=/=screencaps

>>27481987
Yeah Hes actually pretty chill, but Charizard....FUCKING CHARIZARD.
>>27481991
/b/ is raiding.

>>27482012
New OPPP reaction face spotted

>>27481823
Sweetie will spend all episode not being able to do magic and feeling awful about herself

then at the end this happens

Twilight shits all the bricks

time for breakfast!

>>27482020
you just got told son >>27482012

>>27482012
perfect, that was a short conversation

>>27482038
And then nobody can calm her down and Sweetie Belle explodes

>>27482056
Twice.

>>27482010
I saw a screen cap also saying that ponies would get their own board on the first of june. Never saw that happening. It's just trolls. /vp/ is turning one on the 14th

>>27482023
Yup. He can go, Oh how do they say, Die in a fire

>>27482074
Or on the rocks

>>27482085
dohoho.

>rocks.jpg

What's this I hear about me being some sort of pimp?

>>27482098

only rocks

>>27482112
Your thinking of Plant Man

>>27482044
>linking a post directly above another
how retarded do you have to-
>son
oh

>>27482112
I've heard no such thing

>>27482112
You misheard. People were calling you a pump.

>>27482112
Plantman is the real pimp

>>27482074
>It's just trolls. /vp/ is turning one on the 14th
Oh, wow, thank you. If that board got shut down the flood gate of shit that would overflow into every other board combined with summer would clog 4chan with so many shit posts the average anon would choke. Choke on shit.
/co/ would get hit hard with pokemon furfags channeling into ponies.

Longbody is long
(now with proper horn.)

>>27482147
Eh, some jokers got ahold of my picture from the recent Meetup article on EqD and messed around with it.

>>27482135
>>27482155
Well duh, I already knew that.

>>27482168
You are magical.

>>27482164
oh god you have no Idea. I'd tell 'em to go to ponychan and post their pokeporn there. Bans, bans everywhere

>>27482164

celestia, no!

>>27482181
and you're a flatterer.

>>27482168
Make a few drawings exactly like in those drawing guides, and trace a few pictures. After that even your simple sketches will be kinda show-like, no long bodies and stuff. Though if you're going for AppleJuice style drawings then again don't do it because it'll mess up the style

>>27482135
>>27482155
Plant Pimp mind.

>>27482186
Ok, I saved that

>>27482173
this really you?

>>27482198
I'll do that later. were just doodling a bit to get into the tablet proper.

>>27482212
Yeah, that's really me.

Ugly fucker, aren't I?

i, for one, would welcome our new pokeman overlords.

>>27482228
I wouldn't mind poke ponies, but most of /vp/, or atleast a lot of it, is just a bunch of furfags. We don't need more then we already have.

So where are some points where Ponyville, or Equestria in general fuck up?
>Barely any animal control. Any animal problems are left to a very fragile pegasus pony. When a dragon threatening to poison the country in smoke, Princess Celestia decided the best way to fight it is to send a ragtag team of best friends with no experience in the field to combat it.
>No police force in Ponyville. Granted there seems to be no crimes or violence in Ponyville, but when a problem like an individual being kidnapped comes up, it's up to the citizens to take it into their own hands.
>No motion pictures or television.
>No hospitals, any medial facilities are makeshift.

Anyone else want to add to this?

>>27482164
>>27482186
Pokemon didn't even really need it's own board. /v/ just bitched about it until moot caved. And then the Pokemon fanbase on 4chan was ruined.

I think the same thing would happen if we got our own board, but there really isn't much left to ruin.

>>27482216
STOP

PLEASE STOP.

>>27482247
You are simgle, Master?

If moot takes out /vp/ I am done. There are no problems with that board and it will just be a shitspill for /v/ and /co/ and all the boards in general.
Everything is just fine, moot, don't do shit.

>>27482216
The body screams YES YES YES at my penis.

The head and tail make my mind real in horror.

Why would you ruin a fantastic body like that by making it furry? And not just furry, but incredibly disproportionate furry.

>>27482275
get out pissporeon

>>27482192
>>27482181
Just fuck already.

>>27482275
>mfw nostalgia

>>27482282
>no problems with /vp/

>>27482284

I thought you hated porn.

>>27482298
ur a fag

>>27482212

>>27482290
>>27482298
>/vp/ memes

Now i know where all this faggotry came from.

which pony you'd fuck

WHy are we discussing /vp/?
I used to be a regular of /vp/ back when my main addiction was pokemon. But now all it is now is tourneyfags and furries. Theres nothing for people who just enjoy the game and aren't competetive.

>>27482322
None of them.
Except Braeburn

>>27482308
No, I hate throwing sex in a story just so you can have sex in it. Sex for the sake of sex in writing is a cheap trick to get readers and attention.

I'm perfectly willing to rub one out to a picture or video.

>>27482322
Pinkie Guy would be a fun lay.

>>27482307
Well they may have problems, but those are their problems, taking out /vp/ would make them my problems. They can be furries all they want so long as I don't have to see it.

>>27482284
you'd fuck it anyway.

>>27482315
>implying pissporeon was a /vp/ meme and wasn't made on /v/ years ago

>>27482333
TMI

>>27482259
I've never been into Pokemon at all, but I have been browsing /v/ for years. I have no idea if /vp/ ruined pokemon for 4chan, but I do know ponies do not need their own board. As far as I remember, /v/ was flooded with pokemon threads at all hours. At least here on /co/ with MLP, we have organized ourselves to 1 dedicated MLP general for the most part.

>>27482309
>>27482315
See >>27482325
Just remembering my early 4chan experiences.

>>27482216
are we posting bad things no one likes?

>>27482339
I always doubt anyone could find these images sexy. You must be trolling, son.

>>27482328
liar

>>27482275
You are single, Snails?

>>27482353
I will sail this ship, alone.

>>27482322
Pinkie Pie

>>27482339
Maybe if you put a bag over the head and cut off the tale. And it was in the dark...

>>27482339
I'm not a furry
I so would

>>27482366
Lying is one of Lily's many talents.

>>27482322
Braeburn

>>27482322
Twilight and Fluttershy

probably Pinkie Pie too.

>>27482325
Hey Klondork.
What are you working on right now?

>>27482347
Well put.

>Creature that has a body emulating the woman figure comes to you asking for sex.
>Implying any of you guys would actually say no and think for a second that its "furry".
Be honest with yourself. I'd regret it. Doesn't mean I can't see myself saying yes.

>>27482408
>>27482347
Pokemon threads were doing their best to keep to one thread as well, but they didn't have a fancy archive/thread locator like we do.

/v/ overblew the situation, /vp/ was created and all the good stuff ended up spread so thin tthat all kinds of shit bubbled to the surface.

>>27482322
That pegasus that was calling contestants to perform in Sonic Rainboom

>>27482325
I admit the constant Pokemon threads were irritating, but still it's sad to see /vp/ reduced to... this.

>>27482405
I'm trying to make an MLPFIM esque version of Katrina from the MLP Gen 1.
Its not going so well.
Why?

>>27482436
No fandom deserves what happened to the pokefags when /vp/ was created. Period.

>>27482434
unusual choice, interesting
he was cute

>>27482430
I'm pansexual so i have no problems with this.

>>27482275
What's this about "pissporeon"?

is it a comic?

>>27482430

>>27482373
no you won't

what's with the high pitched Green Hill Zone song?
oh, it just stopped

>>27482468
Get in me.

>>27482462
Same.

on both points.

>>>/vp/7149251

>>27482430
>something that kind of resembles a woman comes up to me and asks for sex
>say yes without any thought of recourse
whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>27482462
Same

>>27482486
That was at the top of the board when I opened that page up. Immediately closed the tab.

>>27482475
fuck, there's a different song now

what's the deal with that

>>27482513
what browser you using?

>>27482465
Some vaporeon tripfag on /v/ back when 4th gen first came out basically outed his scat/piss fetish in the pokemon general threads and it went from there

so yes pokemon threads were always shitty

>>27482517
chrome

>>27482433
If Pokemon generals had the thread locator, then sensibly they wouldn't have needed the board. But we are talking about /v/ here.

And while it only takes a single post to derail a thread, /v/ was even more sensitive than that.

>>27482486
I'm sorry I don't get it, is it a joke that this is a typical /vp/ thread? Or is it going over my head?

>>27482482
Would you have sex with a manatee?

>>27482527
get 4chan x

>>27482552
...There's exceptions to everything, little one.

>>27482551
They're having a pony thread.
and it's highly pornographic

>>27482551
Yeah, Its a typical /vp/ Charizard thread. It shows how bad their tripfags are, which is Ironic because I, currently in that thread..

>>27482555
there's one for chrome?
I got it for firefox, and the post updater doesn't work

I only like the ponies
I am better than you

>>27482573
So it's a porny thread?

>>27482595
pretty much

>>27482580
All the good ones either disappeared shortly afte the board was made or hid themselves in Pokemon Generals to circle jerk

>>27482580
Feels good to be serperior.

>>27482573
Oh wow, I'm sorry. I just clicked and looked at the OP, I didn't scroll down the thread. (Idiot)
Well, I guess all my fears are confirmed. If the wall that is /vp/ crumbles, we all get shit on.

>>27482612
well that pun was Onyx-pected

>>27482599
Mornin Leth, thanks for joining us.

>>27482552
If the manatee put it's consent on a legally binding document then yes, i would have sex with a manatee.

‬‭>>27482430

Can someone please delete an image from the last thread?

>>27478783

Thanks!

>>27482602
I hardly go on /vp/, and I didn't even start tripping till i started drawing ponies.
>>27482612
>>27482636
Keep the puns comming. the more the Maril-ier

>>27482282
>Normalfags
>Bad
>Implying that ANON=LEEJUN faggots aren't total shit

>>27482665
As a fan of fluttermac I'd like these a lot, except that Fluttershy's drawn very mannishly, and half the time actually is supposed to be male.
What I'm saying is I can't tell the difference between this artist's gender-swapped fluttershy and regular female fluttershy.

>>27482660
Puns are terrible. I must Axew why you find them amusing.

NURRRRRRRR
I think it might be sleep time for me..
Not sure yet.

>>27482663
normalfags are my favorite type of fags

Okay, before this shit infects a new thread, let's all just agree that...... Ponies are great. Nothing more to be said. Forget all the /vp/ rumors, none of that will ever leak out from it's board. We are safe.

>>27482724
>Ponies are great
NO U

>>27482694
They just give me a Happiny feeling inside.

Ayyy, you's a single, Mastah?

>>27482724
I think you just lived through the low point, it can only go up from here.

>>27482660
Fine, but I hope the others don't get krabby about it

>>27482694
well several people amoongus like them as well

>>27482682
I think they're left purposefully ambiguous. Want it to be rule 63? It is rule63 and no one can prove you wrong.

>>27482654
No? Okay, no marking the last thread then.

>>27482642
Good morning.

>Vous es simgle, Maitre?

at least I got a new picture

>¿Usted es simgle, amo?

>>27482786
Done

>>27482760
You're right. I hope no one finds these puns Unfezant

>>27482786
>>27482654
i didn't post a pic. I know Faceless and Fluffybutts did though

>u iz samgle, mooster?

>>27482828
That would truly be a Shaymin

>>27482742
>>27482790
>>27482812
>>27482861

STOP, STOP, HE';S ALREADY DEAD!!!!! ;_;z

>>27482878
Holy shit, that one made me lose it.

>>27481661

do we have a pic of casey anthony thet look like derpy

You guys...

>>27482322
Applejack, without a doubt. whether it be a vicious romp after a hard day's work, or tender loving the morning after. dem freckles, taught ass, blonde mane, she could be rough and demanding one minute and motherly the next

>>27482899
Haha, I like the way this thread is ending.
I know the new thread will not have any trace of this, and we will be starting a whole new day. Hail Celestia, hail new beginings.

>>27482960
>she kicks
>dead

>>27482973
>>27482974
End of thread Celestia mind

>>27482933
removed one

>>27482878
>>27482828
those puns were eggsecute-d perfectly

>testing
>testing>
testing>
>testing<
<testing
<testing>
<testing<
testing
testing
testing

So, whats going on in this thread?

Zharkaer you need to delete the post not just the file

>>27483016
Oh, hold on then

>>27482991
I vote new thread creation be left to Leth. Who is probably already on the ball at this point.

>>27483004
Holy shit, enough, these puns are making me Articuno

>>27482980
Her strength is another part of her appeal, but why would she do that? She offered you the sweet apple pie in the first place

>>27483024
Done

>>27483034
i spat out my yogurt

>>27483034
I'll stop. Most of my puns are Trubbish anyway...

no leth pls dont

>>27483058
>>27482997
Thanks.

>>27483034
I don't get it.

>>27483099
Google the definition of harrtechoono