You have to install gentoo

Gelding, most likely.

>>27459846
probably gelding. yeah.

BALLS OF STEEL

>>27459846
>>27459862
I don't know, their voices are pretty deep.

I'd rather take a gelding than install Gentoo

>>27459842
Seconding gentoo

Satisfy her sexually.

Few have what it takes.

The shared attributes of all equestrian guards:
- Male
- Pegasus
- Discipline

And that's really it. I'm not counting "must look generic" as a trait.
Also, no idea what any guards' cutie marks look like.

I'm going to save every single image posted in this thread.

>>27459822
white athletic male Pegasus loyal to the crown and willing to follow every order of the Ponyqueen

I must admit, those pony guards look cool

reminds of me German imperial guards or something of the sort

>>27459846
>>27459862

Naa she use the guard for sex.

She have a repe fetish and she pretend to be a little girl in troubles.

final touched up ink version.

now to color this.

What if Spike is a female dragon?

>>27459895
i......i want to put in my application

>>27459842
>A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked by his soft feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance.

>>27459899
tee hee

>>27459878
Castration only lets you keep a high-pitched voice if done before puberty.

You gotta be a stallion.
Not even the butchiest lesbian mare will do.
Sorry, Rainbow Dash, you're gonna have to get a sex change to join the Royal Guards.

Perhaps they're specially breeded? Or "made"?

>>27459916
>lyra
>fighting humans

>>27459822
You mainly just have to be white

To be able to resist Rainbow Dash teasing you with her tail.

That's clearly a gesture that she wants to fuck. I would obey.

Rarity is the worst mother. Discuss.

>>27459941
Challenge accepted.

>>27459953
jokes and puns.

>>27459960

Good thing she isn't anyone's mother.

>>27459941
who the hell did you get to draw that for you?

>>27459953
She wants to devour them to gain their powers.

>>27459914
>spoiler fail
>in 2011

>>27459902
>>27459914
>>27459896
She has black unicorns as well

>>27459846
>>27459862

I want to see a british minuteman pony next season

>>27459960

She is not a mother.

>>27459999
in dungeon?

>>27459960
She always locks Swettie Belle in the closet

>>27459895
They gotta be bi. She likes to just watch sometimes.

>>27459822

Good connections

>>27459982

She's Sweetie Belle's mother. She makes her call her 'sis' so no one finds out about her having a filly out of wedlock.

Same thing happened to Jack Nicholson

>>27459985
Kloudmutt.

I've been away from the fandom for a some time. Are /co/ threads still a good place to dump original content?

>>27460030
Does bi female count or is there discrimination in Equestria?

>>27459960
Gems ain't cheap.

White pegasus with a blue eyes, mane, and tail.

>>27460060
DO IT FAGGOT!

By the way, finished this.

>>27460050
It's...it's very Faceless.
But I saved it.

>>27459958

if she swished her tail in my face...I would ask her to stop because stop that Dash your tail smells

you dont even wash it

>>27460065

>Gems are free

>>27460060
It's the best place. Unfortunately.

>>27460071
cute.

>>27460060
yup

Applejack's an interesting pony. In virtually every fanfic I've seen people post, they try to be subversive by saying she's Applebloom's mom, and that the father is Big Mac.

Hey, fair enough

But if I'm gonna write my own subversive interpretation I'm going a step further and saying Applejack and Big Mac aren't actually related.

If this premise were funny I'd write a comic about it but instead I'll just go back to doodling ponies with silly faces instead of punchlines

>>27459999
black unicorns
white pegasus
no earth ponies, they are just useless slaves

>>27460105
I saw your detailed explanation on the 'booru.

>>27460045
That, and having a kid is so un-fabulous it would ruin her image forever.

>>27459822

You have to suck her giant horsecock and swallow all the cum that flews from her swollen pinapple-sized balls.

>>27460045
>>27459960
Someone needs to draw Sweetie Belle in a gas mask,
"Are you my mummy?"

>>27460129
lol

>>27460105
Never thought of it that way.

I like Macs comment on it

My work thus far with fillies Lyra and BonBon.

How is it to you so far?

>>27460105

>>27460129
I'd do that without wanting to get into the Royal Guards.

>>27460129
where's the sign up sheet?
captcha:rgareg homotopic
yeah i guess captcha is right, nevermind

>>27460060

Not really, no. Nobody gives a shit about MLP /co/ threads anymore, save for the handful of addicted people that still inhabit them.

>>27460095
>>27460103
>>27460070
Oh. I guess I shall then.
Felt like drawing something cute earlier today.

>>27460124
>>27460045

Anyone who actually thinks this kind of shit is completely retarded. I hope for your sakes that it's all just a troll and that isn't your genuine theory.

>>27460169

Cute overload

>>27460169
Looks adorable

>>27460129
there's a pic of Celestia's face when cumming but I can't find it

>>27460105
Could still be a funny premise. Something about Twilight wanting to go over the Apple family history, and they burn the library down and blame spike

>>27460231

>>27460205

Yes but you know, internet.

hustlin'

>>27459989
Aw, Lyra, you want to fight me? That's so cute. Well, sure, I'll fight y-Ow, OW!! OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING??! AAAAHHH AAAAGGHHH

gggllllll

glrglrglglgl...

>>27460105
No, their parents are the infamous Bonnet and Clop, most ruthless highway ponies in all Apploosia.
They don't like to admit that their kin are murderers.

>>27460262
it was an MS pic
>>27460204
awesome

>>27460205
>ASSBURGERS

>>27460280

I will read this.

>>27460205
>gettin' mad at cartoons

I seriously hope y'all niggas don't fuck with this shit.

>>27460280
That's brilliant. But it will be forgotten quickly unless someone writes a story about it.

Eddard Stark : Applejack
Robert Baratheon : OPPP
Tyrion Lannister : Pinkie Pie
Catelyn Stark : Twilight Sparkle
Jaime Lannister : Rainbow Dash
Cersei Baratheon : Rarity
Daenerys Targaryen : Fluttershy
Khal Drogo : Big Mac
Jorah Mormont : Spike
Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish : Sweetie Belle
Viserys Targaryen : Luna
Jon Snow : Applebloom
Joffrey Baratheon : Scootaloo

This is what I came up with so far.

>>27459941
my only problems with this are

>human vagina on a horse
>mrs cake is not fat enough like in the show

>>27460280
Sound like a couple of bad apples

>>27460169
this is the same thing you posted yesterday. you havnt worked on it at all!

>>27459941
How do you piss out of your clit?

Oh... uh... what I meant to say was why the fuck did you commission this?

>>27460296
i have never seen that MS pic i dont think it exists

>>27460435
three letters.
fap

Found it
>>27460204
Your offering is more than satisfactory

>>27460435
It's Faceless. Do you really need further explanation?

>>27459822
they're either clones ,or it's a queen bee situation .

>>27460388
Also, it could be called Game of Trots.

oops how did this get here i am not good with computer

why do i keep posting these

>>27460012
>I want to see a british minuteman pony next season
>British minuteman
>British
>minuteman

God your dumb.

>>27460525
i dont know how to feel about this

>>27460388
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish : Sweetie Belle
You are Sweetie Belle, aren't you?

>>27460525
reported for posting unspoilered bestiality

>>27459958

>>27460525
>dat manly celestia and sideboob

>>27460606
She's obviously only helping her look for her wallet.

>>27460574
Why do I keep saving these? Oh yeah, because they're cute as hell

I didn't know you could draw, Faceless.

>>27460574
Why the hell not? Lookin good meng

>>27460652
I don't, it's from a sketch excerpt.

>>27460280

"Clop! Clop git yer tired be-hind to the carriage pronto!"
Bonnet stumbled out of the bank, saddlebags bursting with gold bits
"Quiet woman!" he grumbled tossing his flintock into the back "We gotta haul ass back to yer cousin's place."
"Ya shot the clerk again didn'tcha?!" she cried out as the carriage sped away "The rangers gonna be all over our hides now ya!"
Clop sneered "Ya'll a detective now?" he pulled a bottle of ram daniels from the sack near the floor, taking a fevered gulp of the hot fiery drink. "Cuz we shouldn't be leaving evidence of any kind?"
"Daddy! What're we gonna do wit all these gold?" asked a quiet voice from the back.
Clop spat his second gulp out into the bottle "Tarnation Bonnet! Ya brought them two?"
Bonnet flicked the reigns, "Couldn't leave them tots under some tree now could I?"
"Ya'll think we gotta do somefin' else with these two?" he asked pushing a nosy red snout back into the wagon "I lov' em to death...but I don't wanna see them seein' their daddy dyin' ya hear? T'aint right."
Bonnet sighed, thinking deeply about her kin bouncing around behind her. This tired old battle of the law and life was going on far too long, and she'd sired a pair of young 'uns to boot! Chewing her lip, she pulled the reigns hard to the left, westward.
"Clop! We's making a detour. We're gettin' some apples."

>>27460652
Furiseiseki, not Faceless, is the artist.

guy in suit from the brony meet comments


why am i posting this

>>27460388

Luna should be littlefinger. Maybe Lyra.

>>27460603
Then you try to come up with something better. It was because SPOILER ALERT Celsei is Rarity, and Littlefinger was on her side and betrayed Ned for her.

>>27460752

>Im a huge attention whore please rape my face.

>>27460776
>you try to come up with something better

>>27460752
Confirmed for the guy that thinks fashion sense involves wearing overly formal clothing to casual occasions.

>>27460752
Because we like to laugh at people

>>27460699
>come into a thread mentioning Furseseiki

Its funny. You don't even have to be a furry to know that name.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6262729/indian-pole-gymnastics

i think i've found lyra's favorite clop vid

>>27460776

Littlefinger want money and power, any character will do. I suggest Lyra!

>>27460607
Rainbow Dash is about to be loved tenderly.
And by loved tenderly I mean raped.

>>27460884
>>27460607
We need much more Guard x Rainbow Dash

How come some episodes have 0 background ponies?

>>27460105
I did something with this after all.

>>27460818
a suit doesn't have to be formal,

but it has to be worn well for it to work in a casual environment.

(a bright shirt and tie, preferably matching. If its cool enough a nice sweater works well too.

i'd wear a suit more often if my mode of transport wasn't a bicycle and if i could afford to buy another suit or two.

>>27460853
Are you sure it's not this video?

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/how_to_knock_yourself_out.htm

>>27460204
It's cute
I love it
Make more

>>27460935

Now draw Mac watching AJ fucking with rarity.

>>27460950
also i'd like to point out that most nerds look fucking awkward in a suit or wear suits that don't work well at all (or they have ugly novelty ties or just have a plain white shirt and a mismatched tie)

>>27460931
Actually, we really don't.
Especially because we don't need even more terrible shipping in this fandom.

Hey guys. Say someone made a pony animation of Weird Als Polka face. Not a music video, a whole fanimation.
Who would you want cast as the artist?
For me the obvious ones are
Photo Finish for Poker Face
Rarity and Blueblood for Womanizer
Spitfire for So what
OPPP for Blame it on the Alchohol
And Snips for Baby with a Justin Bieber haircut.

Polka face is here if you haven't heard it yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO9jAfY8fbU

>>27460935

mac doesn't get any action
Also I like that you have her throwing a rag at his face I didn't notice it at first

>>27460764
>>27460868
Okay, then Littlefinger is Lyra, that makes Varys Bon-Bon, right?

>>27460999
do it

Oh hello MLPG!
Guess who just got laid for the first time in 177 days!

>>27461035
I did

Shitty guessing game

>>27461035

>>27460935
I read this without seeing your previous post and Mac just seemed like a creepy rapist.

>>27460574
you drew this? fuck man it's good

>>27460931
That's my line. Seriously, I thought I was the only one who like that ship.

>>27461035
was it one of the firemen?

>>27461035
its been about 8573 days for me.

>>27461046

>>27461071
No, he didn't.

>>27461022
Ships are only terrible if you don't find them cute.

>>27461030

I will say Caramel, you know, castration.

>>27460935
i am now interested in incest

anyone know of good aj incest fics

>>27461071

>>27460685
>>27460699

>>27460935
How would Braeburn fit into it?

>>27461077
Actually no, it was ...

my pet fox, Rhayader

>>27461132
He's the mastermind behind the whole thing

>>27461132
Cousins aren't direct family...and they are southern sooooooo

>>27461138

>>27461132
the ass

>>27461111
>>27460999

FUCK im on fire today!

>>27461138
are you fucking kidding me

>>27461158
DOUSE THAT SHIT SON
check them

>>27461138
You make me sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPB1uLEBkD0&feature=mh_lolz&list=FLDmLyYc-EKPM

>>27461190
What if I don't want to?

>>27461024
Dash for Kissed a girl hue

>>27461075
>>27461096
You people worry me. The shipping makes no sense.
Why would RD EVER fall for a fucking Royal Guard? They don't DO anything.
Actually, that's a good question, what does a Royal Guard do on his time off?

>>27461203
dose self inserts
dem primary colors
dat thinly veiled pedophillia
unf

>>27460962

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moHTugqT0Ic

is anyone else sexually attracted to cupcakes now

>>27461231
Hold down carpets.

>>27461203

WHY THEY ALWAYS USE SHITTY COLORS

i drew this for you /co/

it has breastsss

do you like it.

>>27461224
Oh dammit that was another obvious one.

>>27461111
I lol'd
By the way, Mirri Maz Duur could be Zecora

>>27461231
They're forced to go have tea parties with Luna

>>27461250
It kinda creeps me out.

>>27461250
>obese pinkie

i hate it and wish you were dead

>>27461231
She was clearly flirting with them, so she must have some kind of interest

>>27461231
>ALL shipping makes no sense
ftfy

>>27461250
eugh, furry

>>27461270
Son I don't think you know what obese means

>>27461263

>Implying thats a bad thing

>>27461250
dude, we hate breasts. We much rather fap to marshmallows.

>>27461250
I know people are gonna be like OMG FURRY towards this but I think its adorable

>>27461270
>>27461264
>>27461288

>>27461263
Those poor, poor bastards.

>>27461276
She was trying to get a reaction out of them. That isn't flirting. Do you think every girl that tries to get a reaction out of the British royal guards is flirting with them? No, they aren't.

>>27461281
Thank you for agreeing with me anon, your support is appreciated.

>>27461247
hey my first shot at an oc sucked too
>>27461270
>obese
um, she's not THAT fat

>>27461309
This picture only applies to>>27461288

>>27461231
Dash sees a pegasus in a high position. I guess she figures if she can get the "In" with one of them, that would be enough to impress the wonderbolts. Thats my theory but anything besides that? No. Theres no romance

>>27461312
why are they at Lauren Faust's grave

>>27461250
She has hooves instead of hands so yeah I think it's pretty good

but i only want to make you happy

i only want to give you BONERS

>>27461327
BRAVE
DONT FUCKING USE THAT TEMPLATE
Its horrible. Well its not horrible but... No Male ponies look like that. That god damn face man.

My Little Porny

>>27461327
Holy shit, that cutie mark is manly.

>>27461323
The relationship between Pinkie Pie and Dash in "Griffon Brush Off" was purely platonic.

>>27461327

I FUCKING HATE YOU MAN

>>27461349
i dont hate this one. the pinkie is horrible though.

>>27461349
Not my cup of tea.

>>27461349
>no hat

>>27461372
Jesus christ, how could anyone make this And not include cynder :3

>>27461349
You're trying to give me a boner?
I'm too busy noticing how cute they are.

>>27461368
>>27461362
yeah that is a bad template
but it's okay
i had it drawn

>>27461349
My thinking is that the anthropomorphization should be homogenous. You've humanized a lot, but left the hands and feet the same, which weirds me out. If she had hands and feet instead off hooves, it's work.

>>27461366
And I'm the Queen of France.

>>27461398
Cynder = Luna

>>27461413
it is a little uncanny valley I admit

>>27461402
and no-text.

sketch dun. taking a long break.

>>27461323
I want to believe.

>>27461402
>that bonbon foot

just remove the circle damn it ruins the pic

>>27461412
That Cutie mark isnt manly at all.

>>27459822
Heh, when in Rome

In other news, what's everyone up to? I just got done making a Princess Celestia and Luna themed NEXT in Armored Core: For Answer. That ate up 3 hours for me, so I feel pretty accomplished!

>>27461402
Nicely done

>>27461402

I dont understand what is going on there.

>>27461433
Faceless
please tell me you're not actually Furseseiki

You're just lining it right?

>>27461349
Better than full-on humanizations.

A Twilight cosplayer invites you over to her house for sex. You aren't a furry by any stretch, yet there's something you really like about her.

You get there, and just as you get in bed, she shows you her face.

Turns out, the cosplayer is actually Tara Strong

Would you?

Fuck I am never posting a picture again>>27460479 is already on ponibooru

>>27461336
Dash uses sex as a status and symbol of power. She wants to feel validated by sleeping with more and more powerful people.

>>27461474

>>27461433
Now with proper text

>>27461464
Lyra and Bon Bon doing the monster mash

>>27461491
How would you not know it was her?

Also, are we talking full on fur suits? Or just cosplaying as humanized?

the best is full humans with pony colors

>>27461474

Yea right.

>>27461491

>>27460401

bad apples? more like horse apples!

>>27461464
ain't supposed to.

>>27461474
>implying Gijinka isn't the best of MLP fanart

>>27461491
LIKE THE FIST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH STAR If she weren't already married with children.

>>27461491
Why wouldn't I? Tara Strong is pretty cute in real life.

>>27461512
That looks ridiculous

>>27461231
The wonderbolts are like the Blue Angels or whatever.

An elite group of aviators who are known for their aerial acrobatics, but who are still enlisted service men.

celestias guards are just the more elite combat oriented aviators. Probably just as skilled but with training more focused on attack and defence.

Dash can probably respect that.

>>27461491
If you're hungry, do you eat?
If you're thirsty, do you drink?
If you're tired, do you sleep?
I think you get the idea.

Fuck yeah, I'd tap that

>>27461472
>ink something
>suddenly am said artist

a-hurr?

>>27461344
Lauren commited suicide after society only associated a show she created with it's insane fanbase instead of children's programming in general.

>>27461536

Well lets just say they are dancing.

>>27461491
she's married, nope

>>27461512
I lol'd

>>27461491
Turn 720 degrees and walk away.

>>27461512
>Sonic proportions

>>27461560
Interesting. Your words have a ring of truth to them.
Despite my disgust I am now curious to see a Guard x Dash shipping. If only to shoot it down in a few seconds.

>>27461576

So she kill herself after creating a awesome show for kids and adults?

>>27461635
She was trying to get to Equestria

>>27461503
now with proper edit

>>27461620
As in a story? How about this?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rve0x_SscgbRfXW1N86B4DY7yy9sRAwjZA2BcMJs3t4/edit?hl=en_US

>>27461664
oh god, that's hilarious

>>27461560

We have seen no evidence that equestria has a military outside Celestia's household guard (who all look identical, and nothing like the wonderbolts), and in all probability it doesn't.

The wonderbolts are a celebrity performance team, nothing more.

>>27461610
So you want me to spin around two times in place?

>>27461705
He want you to turn to your right and walk into the wall.

TONIGHT ON FOX NEWS, A SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT

THERE'S A NEW SUBCULTURE OUT THERE, AN INTERNET FANGROUP CALLED "BRONIES". THESE 30-40 YEAR OLD UNEMPLOYED MEN ARE FANS OF THE CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW, MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. SOME CALL THEM PEDOPHILES, OTHER CALL THEM HEROES. IN THIS SPECIAL REPORT, WE'RE GIVING YOU THE INSIDER INFO ON THIS DANGEROUS NEW PEDOPHILE GROUP, AND SHOWING YOU HOW TO KEEP YOUR KIDS SAFE FROM "BRONY" PREDATORS.

More Fallout pix plz

>>27461705
No, you spin around twice then walk away.

>>27461719
FUCK YEA I AM AN HERO

>>27461670

>Eh, I'll give it a look
>Dash getting excited and shit just by giving him a glance
>Pheromones and shit

No thanks.

>>27461719
There's only one who can save us from the brony menance

>>27461688
in a world with Ursa majors, manticores, hydras, dragons and other creatures who claim territory.

Equestria would be foolish to not field a standing army, even if it was just a small elite strike force of some of the best ponies in the empire.

especially since equestria is expanding its borders (over a barrel)

The fact that we see guards who are wearing ceremonial armor means they must have had a point where they needed armor. and the fact that they're all uniform means they're indoctrinated somehow.

if not full on military then at least paramilitary with extreme discipline.

You'd be a fool to underestimate the might of equestria.

>>27461719
inb4 some kid kills himself and MLP is blamed

>>27461769
we all know marshmallows don't have pheromones

>>27461773

Oh Susan, some times i miss you.

>>27461769
Too bad. She rapes him at the end.

>>27461688
Well...

The Wonderbolts are based off the Blue Angels, which is a real-life airforce team. Mostly they just do stunt flying for morale purposes, but in case of an emergency they're completely capable of kicking ass in a dogfight.

I kindof think if there was an actual war going on, the Wonderbolts would be completely capable of helping out as an elite fighter team. But nobody's stupid enough to go up against Celestia, so it's pretty moot.

>>27461790

Its a kid show, they dont need a army.

>>27461773
someone post the video i forgot what it was called

>>27461836
But Celestia DOES need a harem

Do ponies go into heat like other dumb animals?

because its pretty obvious that these ones don't. although an episode where a main character gets all antsy and weird for unexplained reasons would be pretty funny

>>27461815
>>27461496

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

>>27461719
> OTHER CALL THEM HEROES
/r/ing Luke Allen in a Superman costume.

>>27461823
>But nobody's stupid enough to go up against Celestia

Why not? She's never exhibited any kind of dangerous power.

That guy who said he'd save everything is also uploading them to ponibooru

>>27461861
> raising the sun and the moon eryytime alltime
> not dangerous

sure, whatever you say

>>27461850
Hmm, well SMR could imply standard biological cycles.

>>27461883
How would she use that to harm someone? Refuse to raise the sun and her subjects suffer as well

>>27461847

I okay with this.

my ass is sore and sweaty from sitting in mlp threads for so long. wat do.

>>27461860

>>27461850
Gee Twilight, why do you keep rubbing yourself up against things, are you itchy?

>>27461919
go walk around

>>27461919
> my ass is sore and sweaty from sitting in mlp threads for so long. wat do.
Well, step one is share it with strangers on the internet, you got that one down

Now go outside

>>27461836
they also don't need lesbian relationships everywhere.

YET THATS PRETTY MUCH ALL EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT IN THE THREADS.

>>27461919
Go outside and jog around your neighborhood. Do some push ups and sit ups and drink a nice cold glass of milk too.

>>27461823

the wonderbolts aren't based off them, they borrow their color scheme from them. Their name is closer to the Thunder Birds

Furthermore, ignoring the fact they look nothing like all the military ponies we have actually seen, if they were military, they would not be having tryouts, and Dash wouldn't be aspiring to join them by proving her talent- She would have to enlist.

Its clear they are a celebrity group, that puts on shows and operates entirely on skill. Probably why Dash idolizes them.

But as I said earlier, due to the nature of the show, and of equestria, it almost certainly doesn't have a standing military of any kind. It doesn't even seem to have militia or a constabulary. The household guard of the princess seems to be it. Not surprising when it has a pair of gods to watch over it.

>>27461899
if she can move a fucking star she can probably do other things as well

>>27461928
That's not a Superman costume at all.

fluttershy is almost done

>>27461850

Thats too much for this show.

>>27461670
Bloody hell that was awful.
I mean, really? Fuck, I could write a better fic then that.

>>27461970
They do have a gay character.

>>27461950


Yes they do.

>>27461967
so picky, sheesh.

>>27461963
But can she do this?

>>27461850

actually, we know for a fact they DO.

the estrous cycle is pretty much part and parcel of "standard mammalian reproduction" as Faust put it. Humans are the odd man(or woman, in this case) out in this.

I am sure they have well developed systems for dealing with the issue anyway, they seem to have been been around awhile.

>>27461982

Well but this gay characters are not jumping in each others and shit.

>>27461981
Then do it you faggot! This was my first fic ever.

>>27461959
except that the guards do more than just guard celestia.

remember they flew twilight to pony ville on a flying chariot.

also we HAVE seen militia

OVER THE BARREL

there's the sherrif who mobilizes the entire town for total war with the bison.

sure they were using apple pies, but it was still fully functioning warmachine. along with inspired tactics of the folks of applepalooza or whatever the fuck it was called.

celestia was nowhere to be seen to stop the bison from potentially killing and raping every one in applepalooza

>>27461982
I bet it's Rarity.

Sonic Rainboom is on the Hub right now

>>27462032
Very well then anon, I shall accept your challenge.
I will write a love ballad so epic, even Shakespeare will have a raging boner from reading it.

>>27461762
Can't I just do a 180 and walk away?

>>27462051

The guards were running an errand on CELESTIA's order. There is nothing out of place with that. Do you think that was Twilight's personal charriot?

There was no militia in over a barrel. There was no organization and no training regimen. That was a citizen rabble utilizing hasty defenses.

>>27462053

And Aj.

>>27461933
hahaha. that would be funny

You know you want it.

Wait.

The earth moves around the sun.

Planets move around stars.

Celestia doesn't actually raise the sun.

I SMELL A CONSPIRACY. WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON, CELESTIA?

>>27461850

don't forget the wingboners

>>27462080
nobody knows jackshit about color theory and it annoys the fuck out of me too

>celestia's face when this thread

>>27462093
Can't say nay to blueberry pie

>>27461203

Those are some terrible color choices and blends. Not hard to get the basics of coloring.

How can people fail at this?

>>27462025

I think that's just how babies are made, nothing more.

I can't imagine a society that could handle the population going into heat.

>>27462093

>>27462081
involving?

>>27462086
>citizen rabble
>not militia

ahaha whatever.

they were militia in all but name. They were still all pressed into service to defend their town from attack.

SOUNDS LIKE MILITIA TO ME.

>>27462123
theories are bullshit, come back with laws.

>>27462136
That would be pretty funny tho
>Dash wakes up. Unf, gotta fuck something, anything
>Masterbates on clouds all day
>ponyville comments on the unusual scented rain

>>27462099
shit's magic, nigga

>>27462158
don't even start with that

>>27462132
What are your thoughts on Kloudmutt?

When ponies go into heat they all visit Celestia

>>27462099

Celestia threw the other nine alicorns into dungeons, only sparing her little sister to aid with the moon (and her public image)

>>27462171

I immediately run outside, look up, open my mouth, run around, and get soaked

I'm so hapy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOP3BhQjlzQ

>>27462141
PFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHA why isn't that applejack

>>27462171

Well just have sex with pinkie.

>>27462214

lord knows everyone ELSE has

>>27462199
>Implying they weren't all her sisters.

>>27461860

>>27462196

What about Celestia goin' into heat?

How does Equestria handle THAT?

>>27462232

what is this, ancient Greece?

>>27462212
it was a request

>>27462232

Yes but she only loves Luna.

>>27462245
fuck wrong one

>>27462214

Pinkie has never had sex

>>27462247

Celestia probably has such a ridiculously large harem that she could never possibly be for want of "satisfaction"

>>27462260

Hows mine coming along?

>>27462206

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgpsZNsU_iY

>>27462157

no, they weren't. learn the difference between a rabble and a militia in the military sense.

A militia is a persistent formation that undergoes part time training and (at least attempts) to fight as regulars. The US Army national guard is technically a militia.

A rabble is EXACTLY what the appaloosans were. An armed mob with no formal training employed enmasse hastily for a specific military purpose. In the napoleonic wars, it was overrunning lightly defended cannon emplacements.

In appaloosa, it was defending the town.

>>27462274
>implying she doesn't love a frosting-filled pony rod whacked into her party button

>>27462280
its downloading

>>27462206
well that filled with me with shame for liking the show

>>27462141
oh wow lol

>>27462025

Oh boy. Pony heat happens at exaclty the same time for all females.

I imagine ponyville suddenly getting a lot moreunbearable to live in, especially as they're ponies with personality.
Also Males competeing for candyvag.

On relevent topic, how would each main charcter behave while in heat, /co/?

Rainbow dash would fuck clouds all day long because they are cooling to that area.

also im now imaging celestia in heat is probably the hottest day of the year for Equestria.

>>27462297
I hate to say it, but guard-anon over here is correct.
The Wonder Bolts aren't military aviators, and I am pretty damn sure that while Celestia's guard is good, they aren't the best fliers in Equestria.

>>27462186
Theories are theories. Nothing more than opinions, really.

Woah.

>RD wants to join the Wonderbolts because they are fast.
>The real reason is because Soarin and Spitfire are her parents and she doesn't want to let them down.

>>27462406

OH U!

>>27462347
that was just a bullshit idea that i made up to justify another posters strange facination with dashxguard stuff.

Now i'm more about focusing on the fact that 1. yes equestria does have a military force, even if its just the royal guards they're still in service, they take orders, they're armored, in uniform, under direct command from their leader and can fight and are expected to do so (they immediately try to fight nightmare moon who's trying to usurp the realm and 2. the training of the citizen soldiers in over a barrel was too well organized for a simple rabble, rabble wouldn't be as organized to make so much ammunition and set up defenses. there must be some sort of militia, if nothing else then the militia was formed in that VERY episode in response to being attacked the by the buffalo braves.

either way equestria can fight if necessary.

>>27462406
>She just wanted to spend time with her mom and dad at the gala but they didn't have time for her because of all the stuff celebrites have to do

>>27462334

Every pony uses the fillies for their sexual satisfaction

At the end of each day, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Twist, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and their classmates are soaked in vaginal fluids and semen

especially Scootaloo

>>27462436

no one doubted the guards constitute a force at arms. The question was whether there was a standing military beyond them.

The answer to which is almost certainly no.

>>27462206
>dem comments
what asses

>>27462436

This buffaloes are a joke, carrot top beat the shit out of them and the other mare with hat and pig tails stand 1 on 1 with another buffalo.

>>27462466
Yeah, what faggots.

>>27462459

>Sweetie belle soaked in my semen

I shouldnt want but i do want. Im not a pedo.

>>27462436

they were a rabble dude. a rabble is not distinguished by its lack of equipment so much as by its lack of training. Which is exactly what distinguishes them from a militia.

If you create a bunch of high quality weapons, distribute them to a bunch of angry farmers, and tell them "go storm that trench" you are still employing a rabble. The weapons they are using, be they muskets or pies makes no difference.

the buffalo are cool, Little Strongheart is cute

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2011/07/06/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-122

>>27462463
except that there's no evidence either way.

its still inconclusive.

we've barely seen much of equestria and most of it is confined to a small town.

how many huge military installations do you see in small towns...
errr i mean how many small towns do you see with huge military installations (there we go)

there's so much of equestria we've only heard about and haven't seen.

so we can't answer either way. there's whole pony cities that we've only seen small glimpses of.

I can't say yes for sure and you can't say no for sure.

>>27462334

Twilight: Would ignore/not recognize the signs of heat until the very last minute, and at peak have no idea what to do with herself and read books feverishly looking for a way to make it go away
Dash: Same thing with Twi, but instead would go nuts witht that urge to fuck someone, anyone, anywhere and
Rarity: Would recognize it as just another normal bodily function to deal with, and round up a suitable stallion to screw for a night so the feeling would go away.
Fluttershy: Understand exactly what it is and what it means, but would stay curled up in her room waiting for all the feelings to go away
Applejack: Would try (and fail) to wait it out every time it happens as if nothing was going on. Ends up stealing half-glazed glances at her brother before knocking her head into a tree because BAD THOUGHTS AJ
Pinkie Pie: I think shes in heat all the time and doesnt realize it

>>27462547
what the fuck is this

>>27462526
and the like/dislike ratio doesn't help

>>27462546
Chief Buffalo is cool

why does a horse wearing glasses give me ultraboner

>>27462526
well look at that one sensible comment

>>27462547
This needs more ponies.

>>27462649

Maybe you like nerdy girls?

>>27462649
because you are homo

>>27462649
because you are the worst kind of furry

>>27462672
Nerdy girls are pretty cute

>>27462649
I think you just have an ultraboner fr rarity.

>>27462649
Because windows is your OS

>>27462687

yes they are

>>27462707
who did you know this you filthy dirty wizard

>>27462649
why are horse glasses in the show so small when they all have giant eyes

>>27462206

I don't see anything wrong with the color. It is all marketing anyways. Kids don't really care much about if colors match as long as it is close enough.

Jeese, those fucking comments though. People are so fucking retarded.

>>27462206
Woah, Fluttershy, when did you start combing your hair?

>>27462649

>>27462767
>>27462767
because 88% of all users use windows

>>27462785
Because drawing that much glass is very expensive to produce.

>>27462814

DEEERP.

>>27462785
They are reading glasses dude. For working on things close up. They are tiny for humans too. Look at Twist for an example of normal glasses.

>>27462785
because this show loves logical items.

>>27462922
Well "normal" I guess. Cheap plastic frames from the looks of it and maybe even too big.

>>27462922
I just googled for Twist. I think I added "my little pony" and "friendship is magic" to the criteria.

First hit was railgunner's pic. Nice.

>hey thats a cool picture of twilight
>save
>notice the website at the bottom
>throw computer out window and then burn in

>>27462963
>not expecting furries to make art of the show
nigga, you dense?

RS pls go

>go to ponychan
>i see juices art posted everywhere

i lold

>>27463001
yes please go and finish writing more futa horse luna

>>27462649
Someone like railgunner or porkcow should color this in their style and send it in to Hasbro and claim that they are just an 8 year old girl.

>>27462547
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>27463001
Ha ha. No.

>>27463024
Sorry, working on Snails x Mrs. Cake at the moment. But I'll take your request into consideration.

>>27459925

It's possible

>why does every fandom i join have horrible fursuiters in it

>>27463061
>Mrs. Cake
after the faceless pic i dont think i can read it

>>27463031

yes go now

>>27463061

>Snails

FUCK.

>>27462547
Woah, is ghost talking about bronies? I have to hear this.

>>27463091
There will be no scat or piss. The only thing going in and out of Mrs. Cake's ass will be Snails.

>>27462812

It's her new look for Season 2.

All the ponies get makeovers and there are some cast changes. Who would you like to see join the cast?

>>27463113
it's just some guy ranting about skankosauruses