>>27421507
>Tripfags are asleep

nope.avi

>I need pictures, pictures of sweet apple acres!

Twilight is best pony

Enough is enough. Shut the fuck up.

>>27421530
Then go to bed so we can have a thread instead of a circlejerk

>>27421507
Some Tyrant Celestia material would also be appreciated.

DOOR IS STILL OPENING ITSELF HOW WHY BRB GETTING EXORCIST

>>27421547
oh
okay then
sorry

>>27421507
Have a Twilight, OP

can't write. KotOR.

can't write. money.

can't write. WWE.

can't write. eating.

can't write. must kill myself.

>>27421548
But I just woke up... it's ten AM in Ex-CR time, after all...

I herd co likes princess celestia with all its heart

>>27421590

did you know that Vinyl has yellow eyes?

's true.

>>27421576
Yes. And?

>>27421603
I thought the fanon was that they were red

>>27421583
funny because I have a dentist appointment in an hour

>>27421576
I see /co/ gets the blame again

>>27421603
they're red.

>>27421576
Clearly, Celestia is a perverted mischevious tyrant

Pony Caligula

>>27421617

they did, but they don't know anything. i, however, do.

for instance, i know that yellow's sexier.

>>27421627
I hope you like drills

>>27421629

Why wouldnt we? We're the ones that made up all that fanon stuff about her.

In fact... it's tricky to track down ANY popular pony fanon that didnt come from /co/

>>27421635
>All hail the queen!

>>27421636
Personally I'd think it'd look weird, but to each his own I guess
>>27421644
STOP TALKING GODDAMNIT YOU'RE MUTE

>>27421507
These threads need more of 'the great and poweful Trixie!'

>>27421656
Ponychanners are a cannibalistic monkey tribe, which all ponies loathe and despise.

This is the newest fad.

how come there are never any oc ponies?

>>27421662
Yay ^_^ now it's a thread!

>>27421665
>mute scratch
worst fanon ever

any more TF2 Ponies?

>>27421656
I... suppose you have a point there.

>>27421685
How?

>>27421681
>>27421680
Both of you, leave now.

>>27421656

>>27421685
Yeah I don't care for it either, it did make some cute fanfiction though, would probably be a better hook for another character.

>>27421718
...so much plot....

>>27421754

is it time for the Boys?

'cause i've got a folder right here, ready to go.

>>27421807
fuck, i'm ok with this

>>27421817
She look so odd without her armor.

Any art come out of streams last night?

>>27421807
yes
please

>>27421842
well Lk did a couple of pieces

>>27421807
Fuck it, I'll allow it.

>>27421745
>shake the flank, get hammered, clop clop clop
that list sounds unprincesslike

>>27421548
Funny, I was about to go to bed after checking the latest thread.

Good night.

>>27421817
She looks like a Dark-type Pokemon now...

...

>throws Master Ball

right-o.

>>27421835

>>27421868

Why are people so mean to Luna?

>>27421807
What are you talking about Braeburn's obviously a power top. Haha...we're doing this ironically right guys?...Right?



Fuck I'm just going to disappear until s2.

>>27421851
Did he upload them anywhere yet? I don't see anything new in the FiMchan thread

>>27421707
Not until I see some trixie <3

Have you guys heard this?

http://soundcloud.com/d-cep/pony-swag-wip

>>27421878
Because madmax and her "jokes"

>>27421878
Don't worry, Luna gets even.

>>27421884

you clearly know nothing about Braeburn, matey.

>>27421878
They are not mean, it's just friendly teasing.

>>27421878
I think it's just because everyone could see Celestia acting that way, not so much as hating Luna and taking their aggressions out via Celestia,(for the most part)

>Dash is most curious
>Twilight is bored
>Pinkie is drooling.

Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way.

this, technically, doesn't violate any of my self-imposed rules.

of course, i violate them once every few weeks anyway, so what the fuck.

>>27421884

Have fun stewing all by yourself, I guess!

>>27421941
What are these rules?

>>27421954

no pony porn (only Humanized), no fapping to pony porn (only Humanized), no sexual attraction to ponies (only Humanized).

here, this doesn't violate any rules.

Hi /co/, just dropped in from /a/.

Took a look at this thread, and you know what? I'd take the Summer Spammer's shit over this RP Tripfag bullshit.

>>27421941
>i violate them once every few weeks

...

...what.

>>27421943

>>27421943
Would you still love this show if it was about ducks rather than ponies?

>>27421985
>slack-jawed moron ponies

>>27421993
Probably.

>>27421985
>RP bullshit
I don't see any.

>>27421993
nope, cause they don't love anything, including themselves

>>27421993
>yes

>>27421985
Makes sense, MLP is like the western K-ON

>>27421993

>implying it wouldn't be better if it were about ducks

>>27421993
I think I'd like this better

>>27422003
More like Retarded Squirrel Ponies. K-on's style is shit.

yes, i know Hoighty Toighty only has three legs. i didn't draw it. don't bother telling me.

>>27421986

hey hey, what can i do.

>>27422007
I see a Stocking tripfag posting Stocking pictures in a Pony thread.

That's some fucking bullshit right there.

>>27422023
Chuckled after remembering the Portal 2 advert where they advertised, the turret - and all its different paint jobs.

>>27421692
WHOA WHOA WHOA

I'm interested in this. anyone?

>>27421985

>RP Tripfag bullshit

wat

So when will somepony make an MLP dating sim?

Pic related : bad end.

>>27421943
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP48dbmhCUw

>>27422056
lol I dunno spidy

>>27422056
Katawa Poni

>>27422056
Pretty sure someones made some.

And no, do not fucking approve.

>>27422049
>>27421692
Nothing new anyway.

>>27421889
No he didn't he just got done with the streams and was heading to bed

>>27422071

>>27422039
What's bullshit is there's not enough of 'The Great and Powerful Trixie!

>>27422064

>60s batman
>scary

i don't even know what the fuck i'm doing.

i have four hours to kill, though, so by god, you're going to suffer with me.

I doubt that dash is gay

>>27422056
I can't believe I'm freakin' seein this.

>>27422056
If that's the bad end I can't wait to see the good end.

>>27422132
And I doubt that Anonymous is smart

>>27422132
she is in my head,(or at least bi)

>>27422094
Trixie is a shitty, douchebag one-shot character that will never appear again.

>>27422056
Hopefully never.

>>27422056

>implying that's the bad end

you've got a asocial, sexual psychopath and, for all intents and purposes, Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction, both of them staring at you angrily.

you're getting laid, almost certainly. you might die afterwords, but you're getting laid before that.

>>27422128
we're all here as some kind of punishment

>>27421538
This helpful?
http://aurebesh.deviantart.com/gallery/31093498#/d3ki8nj

>>27422194
pacce stop making same-time posts using two different computers and IP addresses

>>27422189

so strike up another mandolin

of discipline

i haven't heard that song in years and i remember it word-for-word

>>27422194
We already have the BEST griffon.
We just need more of her.

>>27422152
Yea, anon is kind of an idiot.

>>27422056

"O-onichan...daisuke...YAY!"

nutbladder xplode

>>27422056
>>27422148
Well someone is making a fighting game. So it could happen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

>>27422183

Judging by their expressions, you probably already did, only for the two of them to find out you've been double dealing and, worse, you've been sleeping around with friends.

That's why it's a bad end: your dick lead to your demise by cupcakes and YOU WILL LOVE ME BEST.

>>27422214
No.
It's fun.

>>27422064

the love ducks is so fucking trippy
jesus christ

>>27422214
I'm not this Pacce you speak of.

>>27422234
Who's Daisuke?

Any drawfags around? Could you edit this to look like Dash?

>>27422242

but you surely could play them against each other. one kills the other (probably Pinkamena kills Fluttershy, let's be honest here), and you can just say that you had to make sure that they were willing to do whatever it took to love you.

you'd have to be a good liar, but, hey, i am.

This thread is now about how awesome Dash's house is

>>27422276
That depends, does pinkamena's sheer force of passive anger overwhelm flutterage's stare?

>>27422295
>You will never know how cool RD's house is

>>27422276
>flapper Rarity

HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG!!!

>>27422295
It is pretty damn badass

Hey MLPG, I'm pissed off because I didn't get any rest last night.
Right when I was about to fall asleep, I noticed a weird light in my front yard. I had put a wooden bed frame out with a "FREE" sign on it yesterday, and some asshole(s) threw a freaking MOLOTOV COCKTAIL at it, or under it

I extinguished it before the policeman/firemen came but they had to come anyway to investigate and log the scene
And the worst part was
When I was there holding the bed frame up while they looked under it
My hands still kind of smelled like my puss

so um yeah that was awkward!

>>27422276

Doubtful, MLP IS all about the friendship. Trying to play them against each other might save you from one bad end, but will quickly spiral into eventually all of the other ponies dead save for one and your head in a bag as the living pony takes a nice boat ride, ala School Days.

So basically, you kill all of the ponies and then die because of your dick.

>>27422298

well, i think that, of the two, Pinkamena's more likely to actually inflict malicious damage on somebody, so, yeah.

yes, i know that's a redundant statement. i don't care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adFz79fEgb8

>>27422295
Someone's going to say it, might as well be me.
>Dick cumming rainbows.

But seriously, I hope we get to see inside it in S2.

>>27422295
YES I have been trying to get you guys to discuss this for ages!
Look at that freaking house, it is so classy!
Do you think she has housemates or does she own/rent it herself?
Because that is prime real estate!

>>27422056

If Pinkamena and Flutterrage were ever shipped that would lead to the most violent, angriest, hottest, bloodiest mare sex ever seen.

>>27422295
>"So, want to go up and see my cloud mansion? Huh? Huh?"

>>27422332
But pinkamena didn't hurt anybody, flutterage actually had a squirrel in her teeth before twilight calmed her down.

>>27422337
>Dick cumming rainbows.
Sometimes a cylinder and dome is just a cylinder and dome. It looks like a fire hydrant if nothing else

>>27422348
She probably charges WAAAAYYY to much for the rent on account of how awesome her house is.

>>27422348
Ponyville is an earth pony settlement, land prices in the sky are probably rock bottom.

>>27422348
She built it herself using pegasus magic.
She just had to pay for the continued use of the clouds as well as the rainbow mix.

>>27422348
Her parents are probably loaded

>>27422385
Dash is way too lazy to build something like that. If it were up to her, she'd probably just sleep on a stray cloud.

>>27422337
SO, YOUR MOTHER

DID YOU EVER WHACK OFF TO THE THOUGHT OF HER NAKED?

>>27422369

i've met people like Pinkamena. and i've met people like Nuttershy.

Pinkamena is far, far more frightening. they don't act all out at once, like Nuttershy. oh, no. they take their time.

Fluttershy responded to her situation like a guy would: overwhelming force and violence. but Pinkamena plotted. and that's what would happen. time comes for this little confrontation, Fluttershy's ready to fight. but Pinkamena's got a gun.

>>27422366
Dash, stop touching them.
They don't like it.

>>27422385
what if the weather factory were actually a sewage treatment plant

>>27422407
She did it because someone said she couldn't.

>>27422392
>Rainbow Dash's parents are loaded
>RD's dad = Dick Cheney

>>27422364

And no one would be around to draw it.

>>27422407
She's head of the local weather patrol, she needs an address for paperwork purposes. It may as well be an awesome address.

humanized Ponnies reported

>>27422348
She owns it herself. You can get great deals on choice real estate in floating cloud houses in Ponyville since 2/3 or more of the population are earthbound. Also Dash has a nice paying municipal job, under a union, where she is fairly high ranked. She's probably pretty good off, money-wise. On the high end of the working class pay scale.

>>27422438
You see the joke here is that he has a lesbian daughter and Rainbow Dash is obviously a lesbian.

>>27422407
>implying she can't do both

>>27422407
In Swarm of the Century she actually does appear to be sleeping on a bare cloud so maybe the house itself is very underfurnished?

>>27422450

you want humans?

we got humans.

>>27422463
Maybe she was having a late night training session that night, and couldn't be bothered to fly home

>>27422463
No, that was inside her house. She just has it badly furnished

>>27422450
I hate this artist so much :|

>>27422454
In Green Isn't Your Colour she's flying around with an advertising banner. Dash must not be averse to doing pretty much anything for cash as long as it involves flying.

>>27422422
Are ALL the royal guards gay?

>>27422150

Good (very best ) end : You're in bed with Princess Celestia and Luna, having wed both of them.

Her Royal Highness has allowed you to keep the rest of the main cast as your personal harem - on the condition that she gets to watch and join in from time to time.

>>27422463
Rainbow Dash is usually out and about when she's not asleep and doesn't seem like the type to entertain many guests. I can easily believe she keeps spartan quarters. Besides the Wonderbolts shrine, of course.

>>27422463
I still wonder about that.
Does pegasus furniture need to be enchanted to stay up there?

>>27422450
Who is this artist?

>>27422422
Damn, do you have that trollestia comic with the gay guards?

>>27422484
A job that involves flying around trying to attract people's attention? And they want to PAY her for this?

>>27422484
> Are ALL the royal guards gay?

To fanon all female ponies are lesbian, all male ponies are gay, Celestia is a tyrant evil dictator, and Luna is always sad.

>>27422418

I just realized that Fluttershy = Guts
Normal Fluttershy = Golden Arc Guts
Nuttershy = Guts during and after the eclipse

Pic related, Fluttershy's face when she accidentally the animals

Lookie who already has fan art.

so who's got 34'd Big Mac?

Humanized, if you got it, but i doubt you do.

>random image

>>27422501
Do pegasi even have that much furniture we've seen? Everything seems to be made outta clouds.

>>27422509
Point taken.

>>27422514
Do straight people not like straight ships?

>>27422501
Well, there's definitely something going on that causes anything pulled by a pegasus pony to float in the air behind them instead of falling back down to earth (see the delivery truck there for what I mean)

The same thing happens with the wagon Fluttershy is pulling in Feeling Pinkie Keen, and the chariot that delivers Twilight and Spike in Ep 1

>>27422525
Seconded if it's with Braeburn

/r/ the typical MLP thread on /co/ video

>>27422514

that's a lie. you're a liar.

all ponies are bisexual.

Forgot my file.>>27422523

>>27422528

>>27422295
House?!

That's a god damned citadel.

Everyone knows cloud citadels are 20% cooler then cloud houses.

>whatafucktard,jpg

>>27422295
Has anyone considered it could be an apartment complex?

>>27422528
There isn't anyone of the same gender to compare ourselves to and we get to get off at the same time, it's perfect!

"Fuck Yeah" awesome art time?

I think so

>>27422528

Some of us do like straight shipping, myself included, but where´s the fun in that?

That´s like Derpy without Dinky Doo, Dr. Whoof or emptying your fridge.

>>27422545
>apartment complex
>dash's cutie mark above the front door
Don't think so chump, unless Dash is a landlord

>>27422528
Yea, but all of us here are raging faggots

>>27422535

nah, i just had an idea for a thing. solo's better for this work.

>>27422540
Damn that was fast.

So I'm trying to filer all tripfags and all possible letters in the name field except for the ones that spell Anonymous.

These threads are almost bearable now. I'm actually surprised that among 111 posts, only 59 are hidden right now.

>>27422554
The hair and feathers in the picture look off in texture. Like, mop consistency.

>>27422514
I disagree with all these.
>>27422506
This?

>>27422295

well, when you can make your house look like whatever you want, of course you're gonna go balls-to-the-walls with it

Pegasus ponies, best ponies.

Seriously, watch a few episodes for pegasi, mainly Rainbow Dash, doing completely insane shit.

-Pilot: Clearing the sky of clouds in ten seconds flat
-Sonic Rainboom, nuff said
-Swarm of the Century: RAINBOW TORNADO ATTACK
-Winter Wrap Up: PEGASUS TEAM CLOUD BREAKING GIGA DRILL

>>27422538

some of them are more bisexual than others.

FUCK I'M OUT OF BRAEMAC PICS

i need more BraeMac pics.

>>27422545
It has a giant version of her cutie mark on the front.

>>27422545
It isn't THAT big

>>27422528
I'm straight so I do like dongs but I'm not a fan of gay porn at all.
I need at least one woman in there!
to pretend is me

>>27422554

>>27422540
That game was Eversion levels of creepy.

>>27422528
I like both gay and straight ships.

>>27422602

>>27422586
Unicorns animating entire shops, or clearing half a dozen trees at once.

Earth ponies throwing pies hard enough to cancel out the momentum of a charging buffalo, or kicking apples hard enough to be considered a viable attack against a dragon

ALL the ponies do insane shit

Get more pics of Cloudsdale in here, it's the most awesome looking setting in the show.

Pegasi seem to like Romanesque architecture.

>>27422592
pinkie pie for instance

she will have sex with you before you know that sex is being had with you

also, before she's introduced herself

>bastiali wis
aw come on captcha, it's all in good fun

>>27422639
That's RAPE, Pinkie Pie!
You RAPED all those fillies!
HONK HONK

>>27422655

>>27422655
Rarity is pretty fucked in that picture

>>27422639

or Twilight.

remember what they said about Velma before Mystery Inc. came out? yeah. then they realized that the frumpy sweater-wearing, big chest-hiding, glasses-loving nerd was actually a complete skank.

same with Twilight.

>>27422655
oh no the dragon got her leg

>>27422677

>>27422528
What straight ships are there?
Dazzle and Orion
Mr and Ms Cake
and these two.

All the others must be lesbians by default!

>>27422665
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash walked down the darkened streets of Ponyville, an uncomfortable silence hanging over them. Pinkie scowled as she walked and Dash kept shooting her nervous glances.

"Crazy night, huh" Dash said, laughing awkwardly.

"Could you not talk to me right now," Pinkie spat. "I'm still not sure why I don't report you to the Ponyville police for what you did!"

Dash ran in front of Pinkie, blocking her when she tried to go around. "Whoa, hold on a second! Are you really planning on sicking the law on me over a little mistake?!"

Pinkie looked away, tears stinging in her eyes, "No. Well, maybe. I just don't know," she shouted. "Why did you have to go and do something like that, I thought you were supposed to be loyal to your friends!?"

Dash looked away and scratched her head. "It all just kinda happened. But listen! She never actually said 'no'! S-so it's okay!"

Pinkie lunged forward putting her forehooves on Dash's shoulders. "No. Dash. No. She was drunk."

"But," Dash started pleadingly, her mind searching desperately for some words that would let her put this all behind her. Dash refused to look her in the eye, but Pinkie grabbed her face and forced her to face her and her crimes.

"No," Pinkie said in a tone that left no room for discussion. Her eyes grew in intensity and she started shaking as she spoke. "Dash, what you did is rape. You raped Twilight."

Dash's eyes filled with tears and she fell to the ground sobbing. A giant stupid grin broke over Pinkie's face as pressed a hoof on her friend's nose and she shouted, "HONK!"

>>27422697

>>27422580
I lol'd

>>27422698
....how do you ship people that are married?

>>27422711

>>27422704
and now I'm going to rape you!

>>27422698

I think there was one with RD and one of the male Wonderbolts she was seen going out with at the end of Sonic Rainboom but don´t quote me on that.

Fanon does not like straight RD anyway.

>>27422721
Aren't those Canon ships?

>>27422733

>>27422721
Shipping is enjoying the idea of two characters in a relationship with each-other
You can still ship that

>>27422698
his name isn't Colton, it's Champ

as in champagne

his cutie mark is grapes

get it?

>>27422743
this is my current steam icon

>>27422721
How indeed?

>>27422742
>Canon
>ships
What the fuck am I reading?

>>27422751

>>27422721
>implying that married people have sex
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WRITING A SITCOM!

>>27422601
A girl enjoying cute and brightly colored ponies? Madness I say!!

>>27422757

>>27422745
So.. whats the opposite? I mean. What if you wanted it to seem like to people who are meant for each other aren't happy with each other.

What's the reverse of shipping?

>>27422767
Mr and Mrs Cake are canonically in a relationSHIP
It's a 'canon ship'
Use ur brain bro

>>27422774

>>27422767
That's not a canon ship!
THIS is a canon ship!

>>27422797

>>27422782
>fly off with two of your lifelong heroes after winning a competition where the prize was a day with your lifelong heroes
>obviously wants to fuck

>>27422751
>I can't believe I'm saying this
Check the wiki, his name is Sir Colton Vines III

>>27422768

Well, you can´t spell grape without rape.

.....

You guys are perverting me...

>>27422779

scuttling.

>>27422811
That's a cannon ship.

Those cannons are canon.

>>27422817

>>27422838

>>27422832
Thank you, Carlos. That was very informative.

>>27422823
You mean you wouldn't?

>>27422779
heh...

planing

>>27422849

>>27422023
You my kind sir are genius!

Can people post some more pony comics? I barely have any, and I want more.

did you know that Rarity is only the FOURTH MOST MENTIONED pony?

i mean, i know there aren't THAT many of us, but come on, fellow Rarifags, we're the most vocal people here. step it the fuck up, boys.

>>27422711
Are those crusader ponies?
Oh hell man, that would be awesome to see the Ponies go to war with somebody. That and the CMC might actually do something useful.

>>27422862

>>27422817
She's just sticking her hoof into her candy bowl

>>27422855
Most of my lifelong heroes are guys old enough to be my dad, so no I probably wouldn't!

>>27422823

> She got double dicked.

>>27422878
quality over quantity, darling

>>27422867

>>27422885

>>27422867

>>27422832
CAL-
Wait.
That's pretty good.

>>27422855
She wants to get into the wonderbolts, not just be some mare who fucked them.

>>27422890
What if they were women only a little older than you

>>27422911

>>27422900

bullshit.

>>27422900
Yes, I agree. You need to try to achieve that step first. It'll be an uphill struggle, saddled as you are with Rarity fans, but one day you may achieve it.

>>27422917
You say that as though the two are mutually exclusive. Or that one can't help the other

>>27422918
Hey I only boinked a girl that one time!
It was fun but I have moved on to bigger and better things
Get it, I'm talking about dicks

Image limit already?

But I need comics! Comics of ponies!

I call dibs on starting next general.

>>27422934
that's not very friendship

>>27421681
>>27421667
Fuck off, Stocking.

Yet another thread turned to shit.

>>27422982
Does that surprise you?

>>27422867
Give me a minute and I'll give you LOTS in a zip file.

>>27422963
We haven't even hit bump limit this time.

>>27422982

it's because my sleep patterns aren't regularized yet.

>>27422963
Uploading a zip file now.

>>27423002
Yes, I guess this is all your fault

>>27421667
>>27421681
Post Stocking with cum on her.

>>27422994
>>27422963
I just really wanted to make a pony comic thread.

New general HERE
>>27423003
>>27423003
>>27423003

Sorry to the other guy

Attention whores everywhere.
>>27422987
Not really.

Spinoff show. Braeburn, Big Mac and Caramel team up to fight crime!

bump limit you say?

>>27422955
Further proof that all women are at least a little bi-sexual.

Also alot of good art in this thread
>Isavedthemallandpostednone.jpg

>>27422832
GOD DAMN IT

>>27422905
Rarity = Bounty