...wtf is going on in pony /co/ now a days?

In /b/, we have a grape fruit nosed wizard that commands legions of dragons, a Irishman that has a hard on for Portal 2 comics, a man who speaks in caps lock and hates Valve, and a brony that trys to link Alice and pony threads together, to name but a few, and it's STILL more pony than /co/. Am I missing something here?

Gummy thread?

Continued from the previous Thread.

An artistic rendering of what an online game of Puzzles and Ponies may look like. Fast and Dirty.

>>27399913
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>27399939
>a brony that trys to link Alice and pony threads together
as in American Mcgee's alice?

>>27399949
it's beautiful

dat scootaface

>>27399939
No, it's not. I've been to your threads, you do nothing but circlejerk and talk about unrelated shit. Go to fucking ponychan.

have some milfpony

>>27399988
Alice "Stutterbitch" Tripfag of /b/.

Whiteknighterer than White Whiteknight bread in Whitecastle., and yet not one.

>>27399988
Not sure, but this is a character in "Alice" looks like

>>27400013
Really? When I was in here last time, the main topic was rape and insest.

>>27400006
>bigmac_shows_the_CMC_his_huge_horse_cock.png

>>27399949
What classes would those ponies be?
Trixie, Wizard.
Rarity... Sorcerer.
Lyra, Bard.
Braeburn, Fighter (totally cool for the first two levels and after that he's everyone's bitch)
What would Derpy be?

>>27399949

>>27398784

>>27400006
>Season 2 screenshot
BUT HOW?

have some pony in wonderland

>>27399948
Yes. Very yes. He is the best character.

>>27400053
DERP NOT BRAEBURN, I MEAN CARMEL.

I just realized.
Fluffy Butts could fabricate "Season 2" screencaps

>>27400066
Wat...

>>27400006
wait, where did you get that screenshot?

>>27400053


muffin mancer

>>27400094
>>27400093
Its from Stare master....

>>27400066
What are you babbling about?

moods are sleep, you know what to do

>>27400053

Savage Worlds which is what the game would be based on, is largely classless, but because of Ponies certain power paths and Edges are restricted by Race.

Check out
http://giftkrieg23.deviantart.com/art/Savage-Worlds-of-MLP-FiM-RPG-202882708 at the download link for more Savage Worlds MLP info.

>>27400127
>>27400129

well that was quick

>>27400127
Cute ponies?
Well if you say so.

>>27400053
Rogue

>this thread.

HUURRRR DURRRRR PONIES.

>>27400162

>>27400096
>>27400096

still /r/ing ponykart stuff

>>27400157

>filename

should probably be "flying" instead of climbing, but good show never the the less, I lol'd

>>27400129
>Dash x Rarity

But...why?

>>27400053
Derpy would be a wizard specializing in something dumb. like muffins.
I once had a PC play as a wizard who specialized in the grease school. No, it isnt a real school, but I let it slide.
His strategy was to cast grease on someone, then cast burning hands on them. I eventually got tired of it and made the important enemies have shit that made them immune to fire.

>>27400209

just report for furry and move on

>>27400227
She's obviously a Muffinmancer>>27400189

>>27400209
because sonic rainboom life debt. bitch.

>>27400080
A while back there was a thread involving Characters teaming up to save the mane 6. I had one that involved 6 males from the show doing it. It involved Big Mac, Gummy (more for a joke about recruiting a team of the best men in ponyville), Angel, Soarin', Spike and one other (Braeburn was a good one, but I was thinking some one from a Rarity story). I would still need a plot and moral

>>27400246
Rarity is secretly a Wookie?

>>27400209
That is, probably, the most absurd shipping ever, yes. Except maybe for Pinkie x Rarity.

>>27400198
Indeed, I'll adopt the change if you don't mind.

>>27400238

So she summon food like a mage in WoW?
thats the only she can do?

>>27400227

>who specialized in the grease school.

wat

>>27400209

don't ask me, ask the artist

>>27400246
But every time I go to see her she makes me dress up like this

What's wrong with you fucking ponyfuckers.

>>27400176

>keep them coming
ok

anyone else use pony sprays?
if so post them or screen shots

>>27400270
He was odd.
I told him to specialize conjuration.
He refused to play if he couldnt specialize in the 'grease' school.

>>27400268
Those muffins she conjures are VERY good.

>>27400230

>>27400290
Sounds like a real douche

>>27400227
> a wizard who specialized in the grease school
> I let it slide

I GET IT

>>27400268
nope. She's also got an uncanny sense for cross-spells, like a Muffin Meteor, Muffin Golem and who could forget Muffraja (Healraja)

>>27400268


yah, but more over she has exploding muffins, flaming muffins, stone muffins and bubble beam

>>27400283
Honestly, how much digging did you do to find that?

>>27400304
Do we have any pics of Dash preening her wings?

>>27400310
..
Oh wow.
I didnt.

>>27400127
dinky is cuete pone :3

>>27400194
>2 projects at a time
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>27400335

she looks exactly like every other foal

>>27400283


hmm, you saved it to your computer and you posted it.


you are spreading this for more to see, you are the problemflutterfucker

>>27400314
>>27400312

Okay guys im work in Blizzard and you just create the new heroe class, the muffinmancer.

>>27400338
>WHY IS THIS GODDAMN KART SO SLOW.png

>>27400362

>>27400304

she seems to find her own taste rather unappealing

oh pinkie pie...

>>27400335
I like babby mario better.

>>27400335
Dinky looks younger than the CMC, and she already has her cutie mark... it's a Tornado... guess it means her life is a "DISASTER" what with having a cross eyed mail pony for a mother.

>>27400395
because ponies should lick OTHER ponies.

>>27400383


lets get back on track to that pony dnd thing
that one guy that did my little mages was pretty good

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/my_little_mages/1

>>27400395
She'd rather have Cotton Candy than Skittles

>>27400423
Or chocolate.

>>27400412

the generic pony people like calling dinky has about 5 different cutie marks. Its different every time she appears, pic related

>>27400420
Apple family warriors
AJ is a warrior with 2 long swords
Mac use a shield and a onehanded hammer
Braeburn use a twohanded axe.

>>27400338


I think dash would have high top speed acceleration and drift, low off road def and traction to compensate

>>27399705

>easily look away

you are the one in a non furry image board, one that has stated, numerous times, in public, that it wants nothing to do with furries, furries are against its rules in all sections save the section that has no rules, and generally the most blatant furry "do not want zone" on the internet, posting with a fucking tripcode that represents your fucking fursona, and you want to try to play the "we don't shove ourself in people's faces when we aren't wanted" card? Really? How much hypocrisy can be crammed into a single post?

>>27400338
no no no silly karts like ones from wacky races or mariokart

that sort of thing

but for ponies

>>27400473
>copy pasta from previous thread.

Stop caring!

fuck i am way too excited for season 2. i should not be this happy to watch little ponies.

>>27400288
I made some animated sprays a while back, including this image, Apple Bloom spinning, Scratch headbanging, and filly Twilight dancing.

>>27400473
/co/ is the furry, cry more

>>27400443
FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT BLAaaahhhh Rainbow Dash~~!!

>>27400352
war\gleglele grawlgle!

>>27400496
Welcome to /co/. We hope you enjoy your stay!

>>27400494
No, I wanna see this faggot's response

>>27400504
thats pretty cool do you have a file share or something?

>>27400521
Derpy what are you doing here? This is not a place for ponies. Go back to Dinky.

>>27400537
but you are the faggot

>>27400537
>No, I wanna see this faggot's response
"No John, you are the faggot"

>>27400457

the most trust worthy of friends and most dependible of ponies

>>27400496
Four more months of this shit. We're like fish living in an unwashed aquarium. Just breathing out own shit at this point because of lack of original content

>>27400490
Well what are you looking for? Ideas or drawfags? I can't draw but I assigned wacky races characters to pony equivalents a few months back which was then ignored by everyone except one other anon

>>27400571
Best metaphor I've heard in a long time.

>>27400575
fuck your marker.

>>27400568

I will totally be her party member.

>>27400575
MARKEEEEER!

>>27400473
>using my character's name as my handle and tripcode
>"YOU ARE JAMMING YOUR FURRY CHARACTER IN OUR FACES"
Wow, guy. Is that all you could come up with?

>>27400571


anyone have that blackandwhiteslowclap.GIF

I still haven't watched the last few episodes and I've found out about the show in November. I blameCMC.

Motivate me to finish the rest of the season, /co/!

>>27400568
> Fighter
> Dependable

>>27400638
Party of One

>>27400586
drawfags, but if you have ideas they can still help. More stuff for the drawfags to reference

New karts, not just assigning ones from other games/shows to ponies

>>27399949
this is so fucking disgusting. MLP isn't a shitty DnD-style RPG. it's freestyle and based on fun and games.

TACTICAL COMBAT IN MLP HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRR

>>27400627
Stop letting him start shit, dude, hell just samefag 5 times and have a circlejerk with himself about how big your 'prosecution complex' is if you keep talking to him.

>>27400568
>>27400645
She's a Paladin tho

>>27400645
>applejack takes the hulking hurler prestige class
>launching apples and knocking over buildings

>>27400645


shes a paladin

>>27400638
Holy shit the last two episodes are awesome

>>27400666
Fuck off, Satan. We're just having fun.

>>27400638
Po1 (episode 25) is one of the best episodes. BNE (the season finale) is also.

Which episodes haven't you watched?

>>27400496

I definitely know THAT feel bro

>>27400638
>image
I...I don't get it...at all...wat?

>>27400638
The show basically turned the kick-ass level up to 11 for the last few episodes.
Except the owl one

>>27400675
Time for her to fall then.

>>27400704

shes a pegasus whos shy and afraid of many things, including heights


thatsthejoke.jpg

>>27400710
EVERYONE HIT THE DECK.

>>27400670
You raise a valid point. I shall stop immediately.

New topic: do you think there will be more G1 references in season 2? If so, what would you expect to see?

>>27400661
Well I just wanted to see Rarity driving Penelope Pitstop's car and that jazz.

This little discussion also made me remember this image. Good times.

>>27400682
>>27400675
>Applejack
>Paladin
>Not rarity
AQ RUFFIAN LIKE AJ WOULDNT UPHOLD JUSTICE PROPERlY

>>27400734
Doubt it. I think there are some licensing issues that Hasbro is too cheap to resolve

The CMC the best characters in the show

Even if you don't like them you still have got to watch Cutie Mark Chronicles

>>27400627
why do furries always want to be a wolf or fox. why not a bear. bears are cool.

>>27400682

I think she is more of a warrior.

>>27400743
Rarity is an Enchantress dude

>>27400743
>Rarity
>Paladin

What are you talking about? She'd never get her hands dirty like that. She'd never be a melee character.

>>27400748
Well, Twilights mom was colored as g1 Twilight, so its possible.
I really wanna see g4 Firefly

>>27400767
Because Colbert will break their door down and murder them.

>>27400710
What is it with DMs and everybody else wanting to make paladins fall?

Rarity is Taric

>>27400612
That's awesome.

>>27400777
trips confirms rarity is a lucky enchantress that never enters melee

>>27400743

Rarity cant be a paladin, she is too small and weak, she is a mage or some shit.

I know this would never happen, but would anybody else love to see Fluttershy die in the season 2 finale and get replaced by Derpy in season 3?

>>27400709

nobody likes the owl one

>>27400767
his granddad fell of a guard tower, it's his actual name

>>27400777
>>27400776
But in the second episode!
"I CANNOT ET SUCH A CRIME AGAINST FABULOSITY GO UNPUISHED!"
THATS PALADIN TALK

>>27400795

YEEEEEESSS

Pinkie would be a thief.

>>27400816
what

no

>>27400792
I dunno, but I hate that too. Paladins are incredibly fun and challengin to play with, specially if you're not a goody two shoes in real life.

>>27400710

>mention paladin and fall in the same sentance

DONT GO THERE MAN, DONT YOU DARE GO THERE, IVE BEEN ON /TG/ MAN, IVE SEEN SOME SHIT, IVE SEEN SOME REAL SHIT MAN.

>>27400816
No

>>27400816
yes.

>>27400806


not really, remember that manticore?

>>27400767
You'd be surprised at the number of bears there are.

>>27400748
They were able to reference some G1 ponies with Twilight's mom and the spa twins. It's not like they couldn't do something similar next season.

Is Pinkie the rogue/assassin or Dash?

>>27400629
>>27400629

>>27400860
>european accents

Have we ever heard them talk?

>>27400627

>implying its not

oh, you furries

Why is the concept of "you are not wanted" so hard to grasp? The medium you choose to flaunt it in is irrelevant.

>>27400838
>Referencing the Pilot
>in 2011

I seriously hope derp derp derp.

>>27400852
If a paladin trips and nobody is around to see it, does he fall?

>>27400666

Yeah you mad bro? Im liking what you dont like?

Its not a real beholder anyway bro, Theres a lil Spike like Dragon inside piloting it. He maintains the stocked starter trial dungeon. He also brews the sleepy time tea to dose the slimes with, so they are less aggressive. Thats the final boss room. Previous rooms each had puzzles and traps that were more humiliating (causing Daunts a kind of social wound) rather then physical injury.

But whatever bro.

>>27400862
I still say Dash is a Bladedancer, for sheer speed and melee.

>>27400734

G1?

Well, one the top of my head i only know soem pilot characters, so a reference of what happened to that prince dude would be pretty boss (hell, they have a fable of a pony being sealed in a moon, why not one of a dragon transforming into a human)

and maybe taloc being the influence behind NMM would be boss because then we could see Celestia and Luna team up to take him down. Again. and have him explode like hes in a micheal bay movie. Again.

Otherwise stuff like Wind Whister the Wonderbolt will suffice.

This picture is stupid and I'm quitting while I'm ahead

>>27400887
A paladin can cross a bridge if that bridge was chopped down.

>>27400692

I haven't watched the last episode, the owl one, bird in the hoof and party of one.

I guess I'll go ahead and download party of one. I hope it washes off the patina of indifference leftover by CMC.

>>27400891

That makes sense, okay Pinkie will be my rogue.

>>27400880
your but is literally made

>>27400912
>scootachicken
hilarity aside, do it man

>>27400923
Oh dude, Bird in the Hoof is a great one too.

Three out of the last four eps are really, really good.

>>27400877
Lotus (the blue one) spoke near the end of Bridle Gossip.

>>27400892
Wind Whistler the Wonderbolt.

>>27400912
That's ok, but tell me where it was going first.

>>27400932

you accidentally your whole sentence

>>27400877


a few times, I think one asked zecora for the reciepe for the bath water

>>27400880
I hate furfags too bro but at some point you need to let this drop.

Talk about ponies or something.

>>27400961
>That's ok, but tell me where it was going first.
It was going exactly where you see it going. CMC wanted to see one without having to resort to Snails or some shit
Applebloom had a brother, so there's an obvious solution

When the CMC puts their minds to something, we all know where it goes

>>27400973

it won't drop though, thats sort of the point. The faggot's presence has made ponythreads shit since he started posting in them, well before I started de-lurking.

after someone mentioned battlebots last night i watched a bunch of videos. that night i had a dream where i had a pinkiebot but i kept losing because having a robot that looks like a pony was a horrible design.

>>27401007
>Step 1. Shut the fuck up about him.
>Step 2. Profit

>>27400734
Wind whistler?

>>27400792

basicly, it comes down to insecurity over their own myopia, and a desire to 'prove' the paladin wrong, making them feel better about themselves.

its very childish.

>>27400994
I thought as much but I wanted to be sure

>>27400973
FUCK NO
I WILL TALK ABOUT FURRIES
ALL DAY EVERY DAY
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY

>>27401034


is it hard? like what do they do?


"TOUR LORD HAS COMMANDED YOU TO SLAY THIS INNOCENT CHILD"


does he obey the law or kill the innocent?


is that what they mean by trying to make him fall?

>>27400912
What's with the scythe?

>>27401007
>The faggot's presence has made ponythreads shit
I agree wholeheartly. You being the faggot, of course.

>>27401007
you and I are shitting it up, actually. Nanaki is nothing but productive.

>>27401007
I'm not seeing that.

>>27401084


harvesting some crop I'd assume

>>27400670
Actually, I just reposted that post because I thought it was really true, and now some guy is picking up the torch of furfag-hating for me. So there's been 3 faggots arguing with you so far.

Oh, speaking of vidyagaems...

>Steam sale today
>Fallout FRANCHISE SALE FUCK YEAH
>click to investigate
>no Fallout 3 GOTY
>no Fallout 3 at all
>explain to me how this is a franchise sale please
>mfw

>>27401020
>faceless
>telling someone else to shut the fuck up

>>27401100

he does nothing that a hundred other anons don't already do.

>>27401110

thehorrorthehorror.jpg

>>27401107
Just get New Vegas. It's pretty much 3 but better

>>27401107
I bought BC2 yesterday, and it's still downloading, average speed being 30kb/sec. Not my net's the problem, but their damned servers

>>27400973
Fine. I really wish there was more Straight Dash shipping art. And not with just Big Mac or some OC either.

>>27401107
Oh, speaking of Steam
>Steam sale
>Super Meat Boy half off
>Mac version still not out

I remember seeing this gif with I think celestia dancing with speakers in the background or something.
Anyone have that?

>>27400994
"I've never seen one."
"Me neither!"
"Shoot, really? Don't either of y'all have a brother or a cousin or something?"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Where can we see one?"
"I bet Snails would show us if we asked nice!"
"Blech! I'd rather jump in a mudhole!"
"Well hay, how about we ask my big brother?"
"Do you really think he'd let us see?"
"'Course he would! It ain't no big deal."
"I dunno... he's a grown-up stallion, and we're still just fillies."
"So what?"
"Well, I thought stallions weren't supposed to do stuff like that with fillies."
"Stuff like what?"
"Aw, quit yer worryin'. We ain't gonna do nothin'! We're just gonna look at it, that's all!"
"Well, okay!"
"Come on, let's get goin'!"
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER PENIS INSPECTORS!"

>>27401107
You'd best believe I downloaded the fuck out of Shogun 2 Total War. Fuck I keep falling down all these discounts, Steam is trying to destroy my wallet.

>>27401161
>mac

>>27401132
FUCKING
   THIS!

>>27401150
Depends what you want, really. If you want it for the story and writing then don't even bother playing FO3, you'll hate it. If you want it for exploring an interesting world, don't even bother with NV, you'll hate it.

>>27401150
I'm a cheap bastard. I never buy anything on steam sales for more than $10.

Besides, I bought Darksiders on Friday and Tropico 3 yesterday, so I have enough to keep me busy until a cool game goes cheap.

>>27401157
Almost no pony gets straight shipping, except for rape stuff...

>>27401157
>straight shipping
But seriously, I'd agree if there were like, any males as adorable as the female ponies

>>27401132
That sounds fine. He actually posted that pic I posted first, I've seen no one else post it

>>27401175

>>27401132
>implying there are over a hundred unique users here

>>27399913

>>27401205
How aboot Soarin?

>>27401202

for the best shipping you must look go the background

>>27401106
Sure.
I was with you, bit now I've changed my mind

>>27401224
There could be. I go on these threads for about 2 hours a day, so there could be many different anons who only go on at certain times.

>>27401178
That was the best fanfiction I've ever read and ever will read.

>>27401084
>What's with the scythe?
Convenient Censor-brand farm equipment

>>27401252
Soarin'xPie is my OTP, so this offends my beliefs.

which pony do you think had an abortion

>>27401222

That was it. Thanks.

>>27401253
>grapes
I don't get it

>>27401253
Daisy, like her friends, panics quite easily. But Colton's profession of winery has cultivated an attitude of patience and calmness.

They fight crime!

>>27401288

Sir Colton Vines III is clearly a Grapist

On a slightly offtopic (if that's even possible in MLP general) observation, why does Celestia subsidize rock farmers (because they'd obviously starve within a season otherwise), yet ignore the apple growers denying them new barns and hip replacements?

Score one for Trollestia.

Yes, I'm watching Cutie Mark Chronicles right now

>>27401100
Every time someone posts that picture, I laugh uncontrollably.

>>27401278
She is the town slut

>>27401313
Oh. OH. I read the filename as COTTON, not COLTON.

Carry on.

>>27401201
>Tropico 3
I jelly. My shitty computer can't run modern games. I usually don't give a fuck, but I love strategy games and the first Tropico was so awesome. Is the new one as good?

>>27401286
>applejack
>good at armwrestling

>>27401332
Haven't played it yet, can't comment.

Several anons yesterday were saying it was great and definitely worth a five-spot, though. So I snagged it. I played a lot of SC2K back in my day yes i'm really fucking old

>>27400767
Because in the gay community "bear" refers to a large hairy man, sometimes with fat gut.
The proportions of actual bears tend to reflect this when furry art is made of them.
Basically different animals have inherent perceived personalities. Not just in furry fandom but for centuries in mythology and folklore.

>>27401326
Rarity does need that special glue.

>>27401278
None of them

>>27401222
>that image
>with this music
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6umanealtk
I dare you not to boner.

>>27401324
wherefore? I think I'm the only one who does

>>27401300

if by fight crime, you mean Have loving, consensual sex NOT in the missionary position, and soley within the confines of their relationship, then yes

>>27401324
Why? It's just Cheerilee.

>>27401384
so, did piftsdotexe's video lead you to that song too? i literally JUST started listening to it.

>>27401369
>yes i'm really fucking old
>implying I didn't play a lot of the first Sim City
>and the first Civilization
Good times

>>27401083

thats basicly the thrust of it, trying to create no win situations for the express purpose of cramping the paladins style (most commonly by creating a good/lawful dichotomy, as in your example).

firstly, there needs to be a context to make an informed decision, hypothetical situations can never fully encapsulate every factor that would be present in reality.

secondly, the lawful-neutral-chaotic qualifier is better described as the means the character uses to achive his objective aims.

IOW, the right thing trumps all, because laws are mutable, you must always examin what good they are doing (ie, a paladin also serves justice by opposing wicked laws)

>>27401384
Why boner?

>>27401300
>Entire town of skittish animals.
>Someone makes a shity human in Equestria bit and they are not shunned to the forest harder then Zecora screaming in her crazy zebra language.

>>27401389
>likes grapes
>hates apples
where did I see this before

>>27401389
>NOT in Missionary
Missionary would be kinda weird for ponies. Think about it.

>>27401417
>>27401386
It's a picture of a hundred dollars

>>27401455
I don't want to!
...
FUCK

>>27401430

actually the last thread I saw the "human in equestria" idea brought up, the human was compared to some kind of lovecraftian cosmic horror

>>27401384
No boner.

>>27401326
Just spreading happiness any way she can!

>>27401430
No one mentioned humans.

>>27401455

thats why I specifically said not in the missionary. That little "loving consensual sex" bit is *usually* followed by "in the missionary position".

Ponies clearly do it pony style

>>27401470

>>27401475
This would be exactly how humans would be treated in Equestria. Raise your hand if you know what I mean.

>>27401489
Well I guess we are going in a new direction, dark spiderman.

>>27401475
"Oh sweet, a village."

'THE HORROR, THE HORROR!'

>>27401534
That's a picture of Venom, you dumbass.

>>27401178
i need more of this

>>27401516
Those fuckers and their fascist utopian state...

>>27401516

>Voyage to the country of Houyhnhnms

iseewhatyoudidthere

>>27401546

>>27401470
I don't get it.

Anyone else think it would be really cool if, for the series finale, Celestia is revealed to be evil or something and then the mane 6 have to defeat her and twilight becomes the new princess?

>>27401591
Yes

>>27401580
"It has a cream that can block the SUN"

How do you sort your folders? Do you have one humanized folder or one for each?

>>27401591
Twilight would make a terrible princess, though

>>27401591
I was thinking for the season finale Celestia dies and it's sad and then Twilight replaces her along with Luna.

>>27401613
I only have enough pictures to organize Dash's folder like that

>>27401613
I have humanized subfolders within each particular pony folder

>>27401613
I don't save humanised, but if I did it'd work the same way - both a \human folder and a \pony\human folder. Files symlinked in.

>>27401546
>>27401475
Ponies would run the fuck every which way from a human. You might be able to talk Twilight into giving you a chance, or maybe Fluttershy, but only because they tend to be calmer around big, scary creatures.

Rainbow Dash's first impulse might very well be to kick your ass.

> "Oh, hey, it's Rainbow Dash. I hope she'll be my fr-HOOF"

>>27401616

You would really have to combine the main six into one pony to get one powerful, and mentally balanced enough, to rule Equestria

>>27401613
By character. Background ponies and other MLP related pictures that aren't the Mane six, CMC, Trixie, Luna, or Zecora get put into the other folder

>>27401591

that would be cliche as all hell

>>27401613
sort your humans in their corresponding pony folders

>>27401653
>one powerful, and mentally balanced enough
That would be the most mentally unstable pony ever

>>27401613
I keep my human stuff in the folder of the character it corresponds to unless it's Megasweet and thus goes in my Megasweet folder.

>>27401591
Celestia is actually Hitler in a Darth Vader Costume. For the rest of the series Luna is voiced by Samuel Jackson.

can't find my cat, so it's pony and Dubra time I guess

>>27401588

My jimmies are still rustled.

>>27401693

>luna voiced by Samuel Jackson

i dont know about that other stuff, but i would fund this with the force of a thousand wallets

>>27401678

No, really it wouldn't. Each pony's imbalance would be countered by the opposite imbalance of her "opposite". Pinkie's impulsiveness and irresponsibility would be balanced by Applejack's work ethic, etc.

>>27401693
>Samuel Jackson

all of my money, just take it

>>27401732
Just dropping in to say that's a douche move

>>27401758
k

>>27401591

Have you Seen Celestia's Stats?

Princess Celestia
Princess Celestia has been the ruler of Equestria for over 1000 years, and she is beloved by her subjects as a loving and fair monarch. She is the center of society in the land and she is the one who makes the sun rise and set each day. Her sister is Princess Luna,
5 55 5
who controls the moon and the course of the night. She is usually accompanied by 2-4 Royal Guard or Hussars, who accompany her purely for ceremonial reasons.
Attributes: Agility d10, Smarts d12+4, Spirit d12+2, Strength d8, Vigor d12
Skills: Courage d12+4, Crafting (Art) d10, Dodge d10, Fighting d6, Grace d12+1, Intuition d10, Knowledge (Magic) d12+4, Knowledge (History) d10, Knowledge (Astrology) d10, Knowledge (Academics) d12, Knowledge (General) d12+1, Leadership d12+1, Manners d10, Nature d8, Notice d8, Racing d8, Speech d10, Vogue d12
Charisma: +10
Pace: 8 Evade: 7 Toughness: 10 Willpower: 12
Hindrances: Pacifist
Edges: Arcane Background, Wings, Charming, Elegant, Noble, Royal, Quick Reflexes, Inspiring, Embodiment of Harmony (All), Spirit of Harmony, Rapid Recharge, Improved Rapid Recharge, Contingency, Improved Contingency, Peacemaker, Strong Willed, Empathy, Living Legend, Shield of Fate, Improved Shield of Fate, Exemplar of Harmony
Spells: Princess Celestia can use any spell, and can probably invent new ones on the spot
Feats: She can use any Feat of Daring or Strength
Power Points: 100
Special Abilities: Princess Celestia can spend 5 power points once each turn as a free action
to remove one Wound or Daunt from herself

>>27401744
alternatively you'd create a giant megapony with all the insecurities of all of them, where AJ's work ethic would be put to work creating pranks and parties, twilight's raw ability would be paired with Dash's insecurity to create the most powerful pony who is too afraid to use it, and rarity's OCD would be mixed with fluttershy's shyness to create self-loathing

YOU GOTTA SHAAAAARE

YOU GOTTA CAAAAAARE

>>27401652
When I go to Equestria I must make sure to wear my Wonderbolts shoes so I can persuade Dash to hang out with me

>>27401758

im sure the money was put to much better use anyway

>>27401758

Still, it was the best thing ever.

>>27401749
SAMUEL L JACKSON

DRINK, BRONIES!

>>27401669
cliche does not nessisaraly mean bad

>>27401783
>Dash's insecurity
I lol'd

>>27401783

that would only happen if the personalities were kept distinct within the resulting pony. I am talking about merging them into a single new personality based off it, doing so would water them all down in the process. It would essentially be the pony version of the neutral guys from futurama.

>>27401837
She's a "Let's do this!" girl. if she starts doubting herself, she's screwed.

New topic: "Season 2 will suck" paranoia GO!

if the tail wasnt coming out of the back this would be pretty decent

>>27401799
no trust me it wasn't

>>27401856
Episode 1: Sarah the human joins the cast!

>>27401861
isn't*
ftfy

>>27401856

Pinkie will use the word "brony" to refer to her friends instead of by name several times.

>>27401837
Yeah, she's impulsive and doesn't think before she leaps most of the time, but give her time to think and she falls apart.>>27401837

>>27401872
Episode 2: The CMC ties Sarah up and explores her body!

>>27401856
THEY'RE GOING TO REFERENCE US AN 4IG5 WHIL SIUCK OHG JMY GOD I NO LONGER WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANT

>>27401875
Oh right you still have 30bux left

>>27401856
im sure luna will turn out completely different than we expect. she will still be my waifu though

>>27401872
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?????

>>27400857
Fuck you.

>>27401895
Episode 3: Scootaloo gets Sarah pregnant, Pinkie helps her get an abortion

>>27401936
HEY!
Dinner and a Movie first buddy

>>27401938
I'll go get Twilight
her horn is very sharp and long

Faceless, can they even do anything about the money you took? IIRC if they sent it as a gift over Paypal, they can't really do anything about it.

So, lets say season two airs, and it opens with Luna, reigning over Equestria as absolute singular monarch, signs of the moon everywhere, with no pony having any memory or knowledge of Celestia at all. Canterlot is a ruin on the mountainside, with the capital being the Lunar Citadel in the heart of the Everfree forest.

Only Twilight seems to think something is wrong. Otherwise, everything is as it was in season 1.

How would you react?

>>27401938
Episode 4: Sarah becomes Celestia's newest addition to the Exotic Concubine harem.

>>27401856
SHOOBEDOO

>>27401938
Episode 4: because the abortion doesn't work, the baby is retarded

>>27401976
they couldn't anymore if they so even tried.

>>27401976
If they were going to do anything, they would've done it by now.

>>27401794
>wonderbolts shoes
i jelly

>>27401988
SHOOSHOOBEDO

May I get your opinions on this piece that I had worked on a bit of last night and this morning, plz?

>>27401856
Derpy has a retard voice a la Snails. And is also Canadian.

>>27401982
"Finally, season 2 is here. Haha! Time for ponies!"

>>27401833

it does when the cliche is stupid and uninspired.


if i am to believe celestia to be an agent worthy of deposition, you better have a damm good justification that stays true to character and is framed within a compelling narrative.

I would love to see an episode where Cherilee gets dolled up 80's style for a special occasion, like a high school reunion or something.

>>27401856
The CMC get their cutie marks in the first episode and feature extensively in every other episode of the season.

Rainbow Dash is revealed to have a pet parrot.

Vynil Scratch appears in an episode and has a voice and it's terrible.

>>27402015

Needs more mare tits.

>>27402015
Bonbons cutiemark needs to be grouped together more, and angled to the thigh position.

also genitals.

Here's an episode for you: Fluttershy reveals that she has always avoided flying because whenever she does, everyone stares at her huge dangly wang. So she decides to get a penis reduction surgery, and her friends help support her through it.

>>27402025
rev up those ponies

..mine seems to be broken

>>27401993
Episode 5: Sarah and Scoot's hybrid retard baby joins the CMC and gets her cutie mark at the end of the episode.

>>27402085
It stopped being funny after this
>>27401895

>>27402015
What the fuck happened to Bonbon's cutiemark?

>>27402085

A chicken human hybrid?

>>27402085
The babies cutie mark is a helmet.

>>27402115
She gained too much fat in her flank

>>27402117

>chicken

I hate you

>>27402059
Scratch's VA will be the same as Twist's.

>>27402085
Episode 6: Sarah goes to Celestias rape dungeon for the heresy of birthing a mutant child.

Episode 7: Regular scheduled Pony show.

>>27402152

>>27402117
Half chicken, half human, half pony
>>27402127
I was thinking a coat hanger, but I like that idea more.

Also, the CMC are the official main characters now, mane six only show up as the adult cast to give insight on occasion.

oh lord this makes so much sense. fuck i havent played this game is forever

Heaven or Hell mode: DJ Pony ends up with a thick scandinavian accent of your choice

>>27402158
Episode 8: Sarah's baby goes back in time and becomes Celestia

>>27402200
shiiiiiit. Mine is scratched up to hell. I'll never be able to play it again

>>27402202
>DJ Pony
your question-making license has been revoked.

>>27402245
It's her cousin she experimented with that one time when they were 5

>>27402202
Scandinavians have accent?

>>27401732
They posted that pic when they sent you money? I wasn't in that thread

>>27402277

which is why I said of one's choice. From any applicable country in that region!

>>27402278
I just posted a screencap depicting that, so yes.

Do ponies aside from Applejack eat meat?

>>27402278
Am I missing some kind of inside joke?

>>27402315
Just pinkie

>>27402330
if you think giving Faceless money for no reason is a joke

>>27402315
Pinkie Pie likes pony

>>27402330
Faceless scammed ponychan and now he thinks he's hot shit for it.

>>27402347
Talk about getting your beauty sleep!

>>27402380
He scammed a bunch of emotionally stunted man children. What an accomplishment.

>>27402380

Wow, how classy.

>>27402380
you should know to choose your words better.
you're teasing me.

>>27402380

He doesn't think he's hot shit, HE IS hot shit. Fuck ponychan.

>>27402315
>filename
why he would do that?

Applejack coddling Bloomberg + Rarity whining in the beginning of Over a Barrel = hhhnnnggg

>>27402380
I know a fool and their money are easily parted, but what were they expecting him to do (especially with cash in advance)?

>>27401008
Best. dream. Ever!

>>27402412
Exactly. And yet people liek >>27402437 act like he's the goddamn hero of /co/ for it.

>>27402412
>>27402380
>Taking shit about Faceless
>In July
Really? Grow up dudes.

>>27402460
pay for medicine

>>27402438
for valuable protein

>>27401253
>>27401300
>>27401389
Is there any art at all of Daisy and Colton?

>>27402485
Wolf Nanaki left, Dino-Fag and Beedrill aren't here, who else are we supposed to talk shit about?

>>27402485
If anything we are criticising behavior we find unacceptable and distasteful. Do you have different feelings about his actions?

>>27402460

He made a sob story, he claimed he's really sick but has no money for medication. Idiots on ponychan believed him because of their retarded unconditional "love and tolerance" for everyone policy even though a bunch of people warned them he's a scammer.

Quickfic time! This time, the second reply is the title of the piece, and at least one word from the first reply will be in the story.

>>27402541
I love chicken

>>27402541
Daisy and Colton on a romantic dinner date

>>27402500
so does octavia taste like ice cream cake?

>>27402541
coprophilia

>>27402533
Post gulliblefag2.png, I remember it being the best one of them all, but unfortunately I've deleted off my computer.

>>27402559
>>27402560
damn, you guys are quick.

>>27402500
>pic
hhhhnngg

Anyone else get the Applejack toy, and braid her tail?

>>27402519
Nah, I just went quiet.

>>27402566

Is this the one you are looking for?

>>27402533
That's actually kind of hilarious.

I mean, I still think he's a dick, but if someone was kind enough to deposit the money, the least I'd expect is that they accepted it's gone once they realized they were scammed.

>>27402559
Oh god damn, thanks for posting, faceless almost gets the title.

Have we discussed if the July 4 Google Doodle horse is Applejack or not?

>>27402589
So I had to run out and take care of some 4th activities immediately after I made my plot suggestion.

You decide on one yet?

>>27402533
>>27402595
Any more like these?

>>27402602

This guy donated money even after the mods confirmed Faceless was a scammer, they even put up big ass red sign telling everyone to stop donating.

>>27402509
I don't think so

Mods reaction to the scam thread.

>>27402561
I find her to be a delicate red velvet with a whipped topping and some strawberry liqour baked into the batter.

>>27402630
yeah I'm writing it off-hand, procrastinating a bit. I'm using your idea.

>>27402533
>>27402595
>>27402649
It's simultaneously funny and pathetic. Even so, Faceless is still a disgusting troll these threads could really do without.

>>27402682

Oh wait that's the wrong one, that's from the thread where someone was pretending to be the author of Cupcakes.
Speaking of which an all time classic caption.

>>27402694
Everyone is a troll when need be.

>>27402649
Oh Faceless, you make these threads more fun and less sad

>>27402649
So, how did they react after? Did they try to get their money back or just dwelled in shame for a few days and moved on? I really hope it's the later...

>>27402728
they just sat there and pouted and comforted each other and told each other that what they did was right

>>27402714
>love and tolerance
>we only tolerate love

>>27402649
>mfw someone donated the money faceless spent on a scat commission

>>27402728
One of the guys (the one who donated 5$) was clever enough to put the transaction under buying wares, so he was able to freeze the funds asking for repayment. I decided to let him have them to not seem like a douchebag in PayPal's eyes.

other than that, nothing.

>>27402694

Some guy even suffered PTSD from Faceless' scam.