Ep 1's coming to an end on Boomerang right now, not that anyone cares.

Did someone say best pony ?

>>27394303
I like pony too

>>27394303
>Rarity is best pony

Fixd.

Anyone got that pony-parody image of Amnesia The Dark Descent Justine with Rarity smiling while Spike, Blueblood and Fluttershy have those rings around their necks saying what the monsters on Justine say? That sort of creeps me out more when I've just started to play it...

>>27394303
Indeed

>pony is best pony

No, My favorite Pony is best pony.

Wingboners.

Wingboners everywhere.

OFFICIAL IN-SHOW MUSICAL NUMBERS POWER RANKINGS:

1. Evil Enchantress
2. Hush Now, Quiet Now
3. At the Gala
4. I Love Everything
5. You Gotta Share
6. Winter Wrap Up
7. Giggle at the Ghosties

9000. the theme song
9999999why.jpg999999. whatever the fuck that was at the end of Show Stoppers

To hell with every last one of you.

I know this belongs more in /tg/, and while ponies
are allowed there, they are still not friendly to
the idea yet.

/co/ is much better for Pony Talk at the moment.
So I run a Livestream, and besides movies and shows
we also stream tabletop RPGs using Gametable and
Skype. I run mainly Savage Worlds game, like
Deadlands (Wild West + Mad Science + Occult Horror = Deadlands). A Ponyfan friend of mine showed me this.

http://giftkrieg23.deviantart.com/art/Savage-Worlds-of-MLP-FiM-RPG-202882708 A very well made Pony Source book for Savage worlds.

I mentioned it in passing to my players, and they and the viewers now demand that I run a game of MLP.

After some talk as to the theme, it was decided that they wanted a D&D Fantasy Pony game. Which Im calling Puzzles and Ponies.

Id like your help /co/. Can you help me brainstorm up ideas, Monsters, puzzles, adventure seeds.

I'll post some of the ideas I have so far in my next post.

sometimes i wish pony was pony

sometimes i wish pony would lick pony

>>27394357
>Anyone but RD and TS singing

>>27394357
>Winter Wrap Up not number 1
Are you fucking high?
>>27394361
Your waifu was a bitch to my waifu/

>>27394372
i always wish that

>>27394339
>>27394339
>>27394339
>>27394339

This. I saw this image before and was just like wat. When someone explained what it referenced, I downloaded the game and now I know what it's on about. Anyone got that pic?

best pony frizzy pony

>>27394372
How distasteful!

>>27394362

Setting: About 1001 Years prior to Luna and Celestia's battle which ended up imprisoning Luna or Nightmare Moon in well, the moon.

Town: Trottington (Unless you come up with a better name.

The players will be starting level ponies all seeking to join the Adventurers Guild. One must join the guild in order to go on sanctioned Treasure hunts, and other Adventurous Deeds.

The Country of Equestria is in two halves. Luna and Celestias Domain, with The small hamlet of Ponyville in the middle.

The main currency in Celestias domain The Gold Sovereign, and in Luna's domain The Silver Crescent.

To Qualify for guild membership the Ponies must register as a team/group and compleat a Stocked Trial dungeon...

Slimes that have been dosed on sleepy time tea to make them slugish, Elderly Fire lizards that will heckle the ponies while blasting feeble fire at them (You call that a reflex save, why in my day we had to save vs death!) all while solving dungeon puzzles.

What do you think so far?

>>27394390
Crazy sex

>>27394390
>AJ's face

>>27394398

...This sounds fucking awesome and I wish I could play.

>>27394398
>complete a fetch quest so you can join a guild

WOW NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE

Come on man, you can do better than that.

>>27394339

Blueblood is saying something like "I will kill you, you cunt" or something, right?

>>27394297
do I ever know that feel

>>27394433
I think if anyone's trolling it's you.

>>27394390

Best craziest, angriest mare sex ever seen.

>>27394456
And no one will ever draw it.

>>27394481
Good

>>27394488
Is there a problem with crazy angry pony sex?

>>27394447
you're making stuffed toys you're not allowed to feel bad about liking the show

well I use the term "making" loosely
what I'm trying to say is you need to make that Luna pattern

Derpy Hooves.
A resident of Ponyville, Derpy is a Pegasus pony who is currently between jobs as a mail carrier and furniture mover. She is a bit wall-eyed and clumsy, but otherwise well meaning and is frequently seen at Pinkie Pie’s parties.
Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d4, Spirit d8, Strength d6, Vigor d4
Skills: Courage d8, Dodge d8, Intuition d4, Knowledge (Mail) d8, Manners d4, Racing d6, Sport d4
Charisma: +0
Pace: 10 Evade: 6 Toughness: 4 Willpower: 6
Hindrances: Three Left Legs, Minor Quirk
Edges: Hometown (Ponyville), Wings, Fleet-of-Hoof

>>27394481
I'm sure it's already been drawn.

>>27394432
>>27394387
>>27394339

What the hell are you guys on about?

Does anyone have any /co/ pony threads archived prior to those found on 413chan? Real or fake, I don't care.

Has best scrunchy face been decided, yet?

Morning, people. How's it going?

>>27394510
>Charisma + 0

>>27394538
waiting for LK or Kloudmutt or anyone to stream, as usual.

>>27394514

This. Where can we get this picture?

>>27394550
did you run out of stolen money yet

>>27394422

Its not a fetch quest. Its a challenge to show that they can work together against adversity. A Teamwork builder.

I will attempt to arrange the dungeon that that each pony in the group gets a chance to shine, along with obstacles that can only be overcome with teamwork.

>>27394339

>>27394536
yup:
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/29896
(file too large to upload)

>>27394584
One of these days I need to actually play Justine.

>>27394560
Total funds: $110
Disco - 60$
Kloudmutt - 20$
Total funds: 30$

>>27394550
You'll have to wait quite a bit for me, boyo. Around 12 hours from now. About to get to sleep, otherwise I would stream.

>>27394538

I'm fucking starving but I don't want to eat anything. I hate fruit but I think I might be dying from the amount of bullshit food that I eat.

Other than that, just tired. I should go to bed so I can get up for LK's stream tonight.

>>27394538
You.

Before the trolls descend, from what I've heard of /co/'s opinion of you: I require a second chapter of that 'Trixie's Minions' story.

>>27394590

It's fucking creepy, man. If you like Amnesia, you'll love it. The only bad thing is that you can't save game - that, and the monsters don't leave and also hide.

>People actually liking Rainbow Dash's butch dyke voice.

>>27394595
Pizza - $20
Burger - $10

>>27394634
Fuck off Gilda

>>27394610
Don't worry, it's in the works. Applejack is next. And maybe Big Macintosh, we'll see how things go.

>>27394634
It's okay Gilda, I know you are still hurting.

>>27394634
>remember in the flash back episode about how they got their cutie marks, he younger self's voice broke as she was yelling

>>27394650
>Applejack

I suppose that it saves the disappointment later on...

>>27394589
>allofmymoney.jpg
Well, that was easy.

>>27394595
Buy some food bro.

You earned it.

Really,

no one interested ;_;

>>27394536
Ponky Poi.

>>27394697
why would I do that? they're off-funds, for other stuff than necessities

How do you people not see how ridiculous this is?
The whole world is making fun of you!

Fuck, even NPR is getting on on the action! You're being mocked by National Public Radio. Jesus!

PC = Rarity
360 = Rainbow Dash
PS3 = Trixie
Wii = Pinkie Pie

Thoughts?

>>27394715
Woo hoo.

>>27394715
>Letting other people ruin what you enjoy

Confirmed for beta

>>27394730
Get out.

>>27394711

I'm interested, I just don't know how /tg/ related stuff works. So I can't really offer you much advice, sorry.

>>27394715
Their resistance only makes my little pony harder!

>>27394674
I have to bring in Applejack before I can bring in Rainbow Dash. Basically Trixie converts one pony, and uses them to bring in another. So it goes like this:
>Twilight brings in AJ
>AJ brings in Dash
>Dash brings in Fluttershy
>Fluttershy brings in Rarity
>And then they all lure Pinkie in with a party

>>27394715
No matter what you do in life, someone somewhere will think you're an asshole for it.

>>27394715
>2011
>Caring what people think of you.
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>27394730
Wii should be Scootaloo: Tries hard and full of shit.

She's purring, /co/.

What did you guys do to make her purr.

WHAT DID YOU DO.

>>27394674

Do people really hate AJ that much? She's not the BEST pony but I like all of them pretty much equally.

>>27394715

>caring what other people think about what you enjoy

You must be insecure as a motherfucker.
I will agree that the pervs who fap to ponies deserve to be ridiculed though.

>>27394715
oh no not NPR my life is ruined what ever shall I do

requesting that pic from a childrens book where twilight is falling off a cliff with a sarcastic looking expression with the caption "oh no i am falling to my doom."

>>27394776
If you scratched her Ass she would purr.

>>27394776
Rub her belly!

>>27394730
PC = Rarity
360 = Rainbow Dash
PS3 = Trixie
Wii = Pinkie Pie
DS = Fluttershy (nintendogs, animal crossing, etc)
PSP = Twilight (magiks = ROMs)

>>27394776
I rubbed her tummy :3

>>27394776

Gilda's head and talons look so weird in this.

>>27394779
I personally make sure to say that AJ is shit in every thread, and usually PP too.

>>27394701
I've heard of this pony game before.
Do the rules work out alright?

Siding with Luna seems like it could be fun (because fuck Celestia)

>>27394821
You're kidding, right?
Also why are you hating so hard on earth ponies?

>>27394776
This.

>>27394793
>those proportions

...Eh.

>>27394779
I like her accent, but her similies are annoying.

>>27394362
>>27394398

Last Bump for interest and aid for Puzzles and Ponies.

““The Great and Powerful Trixie"
Trixie is a traveling unicorn magician famous for making grandiose claims about the extent of her powers; she claims to be the most powerful unicorn in Equestria and to have defeated an Ursa Major. She travels from town to town, putting on shows and attempting to goad locals into challenging her.
Attributes: Agility d4, Smarts d10, Spirit d8, Strength d4, Vigor d4
Skills: Courage d6, Grace d4, Intuition d4, Knowledge (Magic) d8, Notice d4, Provoke d10, Speech d8
Charisma: +2
Pace: 8 Evade: 2 Toughness: 4 Willpower: 6
Hindrances: Major Gilded Lilly, Overconfident
Edges: Charming, Arcane Background, Strong-Willed, Elegant
Spells: Aid/Hinder, Light, Magic Trick, Sense/Conceal Magic, Telekinesis
Power Points: 14

>>27394832
Stop.

>thinking AJ is the worst pony
>in 2011

I seriously hope you dont do this

>>27394832
Applejack is always fucking butthurt. She is pretty worthless too, can't do shit. She just fucking picks apples.

Pinkie Pie is similar in that she's annoying and stupid, unable to think logically.

Also Applejack's accent/personality I hate being that I live in Texas and no one (in civilized parts) acts like that (Although I'm not implying it implies that, just bothering)

>>27394748
I'm not that other guy, just for reference.

That makes sense, at any rate. I honestly can't fathom how you'd handle Pinkie in a situation like that, though. At any rate, I have good faith in your abilities.

For too long we've overlooked the real best character in the show.

>>27394832
Also because of fucking annoying little shits like this poster >>27394867

Everyone stop being an idiot.

Twilight is obviously the worst pony.

>>27394861

...Wait.

Your setting says this takes place 1001 years PRIOR to Celestia and Luna's original battle, which would place it about 2000 years before episode 1, and yet Derpy and Trixie are still running around?

Even if you meant 1001 years prior to Episode 1, that means normal ponies live for over 1000 years?

I like the earth ponies, because they're all so racist.

>>27394903
No, the worst pony is Obviously Fluttershy.

>>27394865
NO TWILIGHT NOOOOOO

>>27394779
Same. AJ's pretty low on my mane cast pony tier list (only Fluttershy is lower) but that doesn't mean I hate her. I like them all, really.

>>27394870
I live in NC. I've met a couple people that act sort of like that. I've been called "sugar" before. I dunno if that's really worth anything though, since she's supposed to be from Texas.

>>27394909
It's not racist to hate somebody because they're different, silly! They're different! Different is crazy!

>>27394905

No they are not, Im just posting Stat blocks from the PDF for interest.

And its set 1 year or so before their Battle.
Which is about 1000 years before Episode 1

>>27394916
It keeps happening!

Season 2

the entire series now focuses on the CMCs

>>27394932

Oh okay. Cool.

Uh, sorry I can't help you out dude. Maybe someone else will have better ideas. Try posting later in the day.

OFFICAL PONY MANE CAST POWER RANKS

1. Rarity
2. Fluttershy
3. Pinkie Pie
4. Applejack
5. Rainbow Dash
6. Twilight Sparkle

>>27394941
This is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life.

That said, I'm not looking forward to the inevitable CMC episode/s that'll be in S2.

>>27394896
But everybody does that for everypony.

>>27394941

>>27394952
>6. Twilight Sparkle

>>27394870

Are y´all sayin´ that ah too have a fake southern behavior?

twist + snails povguy ideas.

let's hear 'em.

>>27394952
This list is obviously from lowest to highest.

>>27394941
I don't have any p0ny suicides.jpg to reply to this with.
>>27394943
FUCK
YOU
I HATE THAT SHIT

JUST READING THAT WITH THOSE ACCENTS

Okay, I just watched an episode of this to see what all the fuss is about. I took a look at episode 16, Sonic Rainboom, which I was told everyone loves. Here's my review:

- The animation is mediocre to poor. It simply looks like every other Flash show. Having smooth facial animation and sparkle effects doesn't change that. The character designs are too much the same to be interesting. Much like with Sonic, changing the color and hairstyle instantly produces a new character.
- I was told this would be like Powerpuff Girls. Now PPG is a very satirical show that hides very adult humor behind its cutesy looks. The humor in this episode boiled down to "Hahaha they are so silly. This one knocked over all the books. Now this one is making funny faces. Look how she's saying OHMYGOSH over and over, isn't that endearing".
- Speaking of adult, I saw nothing in this episode that warrants any attention from anyone past the age of 15 who owns a Y-chromosome. I was hoping for some jokes that only adults would get, some subtle hints towards the absurdity of a society without opposable thumbs. Something that would show me that the creators are at least self-aware of the silliness. And don't tell me I am being too cynical. I am watching this from an adult's point of view because you told me adults can enjoy it.

1/2

>>27394977
It should be ala Romeo and Juliet. Where in the end they both kill themselves

>>27394952
Sounds right to me.

- The characters are walking archetypes. The nerdy shut-in who gets taught about friendship, the athlete, the nature-loving girl, the fashion freak, the shy one and the bubbly retard. All roles little girls can easily identify with so they can pick their favorite and buy their dolls. I haven't seen the purple dragon kid, but I can tell he's the token klutzy boy who appears in every mostly-female cast.
- This show is supposed to be well-written and not treat its viewers like morons. I was able to predict the exact outcome of the episode down to the letter when I reached the middle part. What I didn't predict was that there'd ACTUALLY be a "what did you learn about friendship today" line.

So tl;dr, it's a little girl's show, it was made for little girls, it is supposed to be watched by little girls, stop goddamn kidding yourselves. And I didn't even TOUCH the argument of aesthetics, so if you're going to reply to this, please think of something besides "you are just insecure because it looks too girly for you". If you enjoy cutesy stuff, that's fine, but don't pretend it's some revolutionary masterpiece. My personal guilty pleasure was Sailor Moon, but I didn't go around telling people it's manly.

Maybe I just picked a bad episode. Maybe the guy who recommended it was a moron. I'm willing to give it another chance, so if there's an episode where my criticism doesn't apply, go ahead and tell me.

2/2

>>27394972
Yeah fuck you.

>>27394977
...Do i have to?

>>27394977
How about something from the POV of the girl for a change.

>>27394999
>>27394991
This is copypasta already?

>>27394991
>>27394999

It's fine if you don't like it. It's not for everybody. Good for you for giving it a try.

>>27394999
Dragonshy

>>27395017
What the fuck.

Who would do this to action hank.

>>27394999
Maybe the show just isn't for you.

And that's alright.

At any rate, if you do want to give it another change, perhaps try Over a Barrel or Green Isn't Your Colour. Again, they're just two of MY favourites, so you might not like them.

Official pony power rank

Above the laws of space and time tier
Pinkie Pie

God tier
Celestia
Luna

High tier
Twilight Sparkle is black

Low tier
the rest

>>27394861
Could you stat Celestia and Luna/NMM? I wish to see some _absurd_ statblocks.

>>27395010
Silly, women don't have subjective experiences!

>>27395017

> Implying Action Hank isn´t into it willingly.

>>27395017
Why does this exist?

>>27394999
The problem I have here is I don't see how you'd figure out Fluttershy was a nature lover from Sonic Rainboom, where it doesn't actually come up at all. I mean, I expect my troll posts to make sense, at least

>>27394991

Try Suited for Success, EP14.

>>27395047

You might wanna read that part again, broseph.

>>27395047

Applejack. Fluttershy is the shy one.

>>27395032
Revenge.

>>27395065
Oh, I see. But... that one isn't even true, and I still don't think that comes up at all

>>27395010
this is.

but the idea is nice.

>Call post a troll
>Still reply to it
That's not quite how it works.

REPLYING TO A TROLL POST/THREAD -> YHBT HARD

>>27395037

Princess Celestia
Princess Celestia has been the ruler of Equestria for over 1000 years, and she is beloved by her subjects as a loving and fair monarch. She is the center of society in the land and she is the one who makes the sun rise and set each day. Her sister is Princess Luna, who controls the moon and the course of the night. She is usually accompanied by 2-4 Royal Guard or Hussars, who accompany her purely for ceremonial reasons.
Attributes: Agility d10, Smarts d12+4, Spirit d12+2, Strength d8, Vigor d12
Skills: Courage d12+4, Crafting (Art) d10, Dodge d10, Fighting d6, Grace d12+1, Intuition d10, Knowledge (Magic) d12+4, Knowledge (History) d10, Knowledge (Astrology) d10, Knowledge (Academics) d12, Knowledge (General) d12+1, Leadership d12+1, Manners d10, Nature d8, Notice d8, Racing d8, Speech d10, Vogue d12
Charisma: +10
Pace: 8 Evade: 7 Toughness: 10 Willpower: 12
Hindrances: Pacifist
Edges: Arcane Background, Wings, Charming, Elegant, Noble, Royal, Quick Reflexes, Inspiring, Embodiment of Harmony (All), Spirit of Harmony, Rapid Recharge, Improved Rapid Recharge, Contingency, Improved Contingency, Peacemaker, Strong Willed, Empathy, Living Legend, Shield of Fate, Improved Shield of Fate, Exemplar of Harmony
Spells: Princess Celestia can use any spell, and can probably invent new ones on the spot
Feats: She can use any Feat of Daring or Strength
Power Points: 100
Special Abilities: Princess Celestia can spend 5 power points once each turn as a free action to remove one Wound or Daunt from herself

>>27395084
What revenge.

There is nothing but tears.

>>27395102
I appreciate the effort the artist took in trying to foreshorten a horn, but it just doesn't work.

Sonic Rainboom honestly isn't in my list of top episodes. Everyone gushed over it because it had a character displaying awesome superpowers, which was awesome, but it didn't have the best writing or character interaction at all, except for yay and there would be no reason for a new viewer to get excited over these characters he knows nothing about. It always makes me confused when people recommend it for a first episode to watch.

Not necessarily responding to that guy, just saying in general.

>>27395102
go away trixie you are the worst pony that isn't twist, snips or snails

>>27395113
Sonic Rainboom is probably my second favourite episode, but I agree, it's a terrible starting episode. I mean, for one thing you wouldn't get the same effect from dash's breakdown, and rarity would just seem like a massive, massive bitch.

>>27395118
Trixie might be the worst pony, but she is the hottest.

>>27395134
Luna is worst pony with worst fanbase.

>>27395118
>>27395134
>Not liking Trixie
>In 2011

>>27394999
You're right. That's exactly it. It's a girls' show. That's what it was designed to be. However, it was also designed to not be the stereotypical "shopping and boys" kind of girls' show so the whole family wouldn't be annoyed by it. There are occasional jokes that only the adults get (i.e. References to David Bowie, Blazing Saddles, Looney Tunes, etc.), but those are often subtle and in other episodes. The internet has really overblown the show, but once you get past that, it's a nice little cartoon, in my opinion. Of course, if you don't like it, then that's cool too. It'd be silly to force you to like it.

>>27395113
I always introduce people with the pilot episodes, because people need to be introduced to stereotypes or else they get all confused.

>>27395134
>Trixie
>hottest
Duh.

>>27395131
But she is!

>>27395143
Trixie and Luna both have bad fanbases.

>>27395153
>it's a nice little cartoon

I wish more people were like you. I wish more people just enjoyed the show for what it is instead of pumping it up and acting like it's the second coming of Dexter's Laboratory.

BEST PONY REPORTING IN

>>27395175
>Internet
>Subtlety

Pick one.

>>27395099
Thanks.

>>27395096
>lyra & bon bon
>Faceless fic
Not sure if want to read...

>>27395181
...well, yeah. Fair enough.

>>27395186
foodplay, intercourse.

>>27395197
I thought this was porn from the thumbnail.

Kablam

>>27395096
This sounds bizarrely like a female-POV threesome with Lyra and BonBon.

>>27395225
it is. the subtle color hint should nudge you that way as well.

>>27395178
You are a terrible friend, snips.

>>27395153

This. Although, it does help that I get a kick out of the general threads here as well.

>>27395254
that looks like the horrible offspring of a human and a Navi, whom has then breeded with an MLP pony.

>>27395254

oh god is that avatar

>>27395254
I also said lolwut, and the artist got butthurt so much

>>27395254
brb killing myself.

>>27395113
It is also a very predictable episode imo
I had a friend watch that first, he didn't like it because he could see everything coming.
Even a few months later he watched the show from the beginning and loved it.

Fucking hell I only watched 1 episode of this and I can't get that damn theme tune out of my head.

It only took me hearing it once to memorize it completely, that never fucking happens.

Fucking hell. It's been 2 weeks of this shit.

>>27395199
I actually did enjoy that. Has Faceless gotten less weird, or am I just getting weirder?

No more ideas?
>>27394977

>>27395308

That's called marketing.

>>27395308
The songs NEVER get out of your head. EVER.

>>27395313
POVGuy brutally murdering twist, with snail's help.

If I met Rarity, the first thing I'd ever say to her would be HAND OVER THE DIAMONDS

>>27395298

Yeah that too. Even when I watched the episode I was unimpressed at how predictable it was.

>>27395312
Try this.

Warning: may not exactly be MLP material. But it's definitely "weird"

>>27395322
>death
let's get this over with straight from the bat.
No gore, death, rape, nonconsensual, vomit or vore.

>>27395308
>it's July
>the last episode aired almost a month ago
>I STILL WAKE UP WITH "AT THE GALA" PLAYING IN MY HEAD

>>27395325
Then she'll whine at you until you leave her alone.

>>27395308
>>27395321
>theme tune
>catchy
Fuck the theme tune, fuck At The Gala. Winter fucking Wrap Up.

IT NEVER STOPS PLAYING

>>27395339
So guys, how do you feel about the best song of Season 1?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezjtppj7Gkw

I guess I'll have to go at it alone.

Thanks anyway /co/.

>>27395339
It's not death in a sexual way, it doesn't even have to be explicit. Just murder twist. Then you and snails can fuck for all I care.

>>27395349
But that song was awful

>>27395349
Wasn't 2+ months ago?

>>27394827
Hey, Pony Master, will you get to play as someone siding with Luna?

>>27395339
Twist brings carrots & pudding for foodplay, Snails eats them both

>>27395180
Lol'd

>>27395354
Wait a minute.

Does Hub broadcast in HD? I could have sworn it was in SD. (I have DirecTV)

>>27395349
I can play any of the songs from the show in my mind with all the lyrics, perfectly. I think I'm worse

>>27395353
Have you heard the instrumental version?

>>27395371
Er. Yes. I can't math today.

>>27395350
You act like getting Rarity to whine wasn't his plan.

>>27395375
That was one idea, to subtlety imply that Celestia is not as great and good as she seemed.

>>27395401
but I thought you WANTED WHINING

>>27395354

I wouldn't say I have a favourite song, but this is the one that convinced me to like the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNG67b4hDM

>>27395353
3 Years of Jewish Bankers, and terrible money,
We've starved under economies, and we're about to flee,
The Food we've stored is running out, And we need a new leader,
Germany has lost it's pride, We have the need to fear,
The time has come for a new Reich,
With no Arabs and no kikes,
And It's also time to say goodbye, to the jews with our pikes,
How do I help a Reich you see,
What does everybody do?
How do I fit in without weapons,
I haven't got a clue
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
Let's finish our Kristallnacht cheer,
Jewish Wrap up,
Jewish Wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
Bringing home the Aryans,
A Nazi's Job Begins,
And Clearing all the inferiors,
To let eugenics in,
We Kill the Jews and we tell them to go,
When the Fuhrer comes his tyranny will flow
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
Let's finish our Kristallnacht cheer,
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
1/2

>>27395393

What the fuck does that even mean?

>>27395393
>gigglesquee'd
>nom'd

Wow. Kill yourself for real.

>>27395441
It has to do with /v/, and bioware.

>>27395393
"Party" is the happiest word in the english language when sold be that little punk.

Also, anyone know anything about laptops?

>>27395350
>>27395401
>>27395418
I know there's the whole Diamond Dog thing but actually I was sort of hoping someone would recognize it for that one comic with the bird and the bear because I can't for the life of me recall what it was called or who the characters were named and I was trying to find that image.

>>27395441
He laughed and squealed at the same time then ate someone's head

>>27395454

It was a joke, bro.

>>27395437
Jewish Wrap up,
Jewish Wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
Little Russians Hibernate like the bears they are,
We wake up all their sleepy heads, So Violently with cars,
We help them gather up their young,
Fix their homes for more,
We welcome back the Aryans,
So their families can grow
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
Let's finish our Kristallnacht cheer,
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
Jewish Wrap up,
Jewish Wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
No easy task to clear the land,
Plant our seeds of hate,
With propaganda and demand,
Every Nazi manned, Blitzkrieg Airplanes, panzerschreck, The Luftwaffe too,
Me must fight so very hard,
There's just so much to do,
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
Let's finish our Kristallnacht cheer,
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
Jewish Wrap up,
Jewish Wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
Now that I know what they all do,
I have to find my rank,
And help with all of my part,
Whatever Jews I tank,
How will i do without my freedom,
Help the Aryan way,
I wanna kill Jews so must do my best today,
Do my best today,
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
Let's finish our Kristallnacht cheer,
Jewish wrap up,
Jewish wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
Jewish Wrap up,
Jewish Wrap up,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,
'Cause tomorrow Hitler's here,

>>27395354
Like this

>>27395461

Nedroid?

>>27395468
...That's worse than all of Scootabuse combined.
...
Saved.

>>27395393
GIGGLESQUEEEEEEEEE'D
shit yes I'm going to post that in threads now at random just to piss off anons

>>27395457
Nothing that you probably don't already know

>qigglesquee

>>27395468
This make me so fucking mad for some reason.

I enjoy Pinkie Pie and her Telegram was my favorite song.

Can someone please delete an image from the last thread if they can so it can get marked?
>>27392053

Thank you in advance.

>>27395468
I must laugh, cry or what?
Maybe tell it's stupid will do.

>My Little Starmare
>Twilight as Fox
>Trixie as Wolf
Where do I put my money?

>>27395468
I heard they were remaking this movie, is it true?

>>27395475
YES! Thank you.

>>27395383
>>27395010
hmm.

>>27395361
>>27394992
I get it. you people want to brutally murder them. not going to happen.

>>27395517
No, no, not them, snails is fine. Just twist.

>>27395509
Apparently. I don't even understand why.

>>27395484
>>27395502
>>27395506
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui337e5D50E
It's a reference to this in case you didn't know

>>27395509
I hope not and why remake it? Can't they manage a Monopoly movie first?

>>27395521
none of them dies.

>>27395509
Why would they bother.
That movie was PERFECT, ergo, anything trying would be worse.

>>27395509

What movie?

>>27395534
Maimed for life?

>>27395534

Just have Twist die and Snails love lets his magic bring her back to life

>>27395553

>>27395339

>>27395534
>neither die

>>27395355
goddammit, quit ignoring me.
You've done so for 2 posts of mine now!

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2009/02/25/clue/

>>27395550
...Y'all fuckers aint seen "Clue"?
I think we need to remedy this shit.
And test out my streaming abilities...

>>27395413
That, and I really think Luna could use a hug.
Having someone on her side would probably be better, than having to deal with fucking Celestia.

>>27395577
Oh, it wouldn't be gore, you don't have to go into too much detail, and maybe she wanted it. Then it's not any of those things!

>been hearing about this flash game for ages now
>put off playing it until earlier
>play creepy pony flash game
>go to bed soon after
>sleep
>dreaming of ponies
>walking through ponyville
>see Pinkie in the distance, smiling at me and waving
>wave and smile back
>everything goes slow mo
>pinkie is suddenly moving rapidly towards me, her body flat against the ground, her movements twitching her side to side like a snake or some scuttling creature
>try to run but i cant
>her face is getting more horrible as it gets closer
>she leaps at me
>Redness everywhere
>wakeup just now

>>27395616
the points stand on their own.
if it's consensual gore, no.
nonconsensual scat, no.

and so on so on.

>>27395627
What on earth

Why is Cluedo called Clue in America? Is cluedo too stupid?

>>27395635
Maybe she's suicidal, then it wouldn't be nonconsentual

>>27395570
All the ponies cry and their tears bring Twist back to life.

>>27395596
Only if you stream it around the same time as the drinking game so I can watch it when I get back from work

>>27395649
no. death. or. gore.

>>27395645
It is a mystery.

>>27395645
cluedo sounds kind of dumb, yes

>>27395666
she's not dying and it's not gore, so get to it!

>>27395645
By WWII, Americans had really fallen out of classical learnings, so the Latin pun would be beyond them. Clue was just more marketable.

>>27395413
Hope I haven't missed you, but there is an actual game with the name "Puzzles and Ponies".

http://puzzlesandponies.deviantart.com/

Read them over, they have good ideas that you can use.

As for ideas you can use.

Rewatch the first two episodes. Your party has to help build/defend/take back the bridges and roads. You can also have them help build Luna's castle, or even use it as a hub for the guild to go adventuring into the Everfree Forest.

Have them work with Griffons and Zebras and Buffaloes. However, when SHTF, let them know that all their reports and information from the outside world have been "expunged" from the record.

Also, a good recommendation from /tg/ is to build a city, and let the characters create the adventure. How about having the party go along with a pony diplomat to a floating griffon city. How will they get around? How will they fight off the griffon mafia? How about Zebra Venice, or Camelstinople? What monsters could show up?

>>27395684
Fuck you, bub.

>>27395682
>over 20lb of pussy and ass

>>27395698
oh, don't be such a party pooper, you silly filly

>>27395583

Which posts, I may have missed them.

>>27395682

>Over 20lbs. of PUSSY and ASS!

I use this image way too fucking much in these threads.

>>27395627
you can stay in Ponyville forever
with all the pretty ponies
i thought you wanted to stay with us
we love you so much
we miss you

don't you want to come play with us?

i'll see you again
later tonight

Best filly. And there is nothing you can do about it.

>>27395725
but that's not marshmallowy belt

>>27395654
Drinking game? Anyway I love this movie so, we could always show it again later.

But I REALLY want to see if my streams will work or not.
Soooo if y'all could kindly join me:
http://www.livestream.com/themustacheride
We'll watch some motherfuckin' Clue.

>>27395725
>>27395741

>>27395741
No one likes you Seaty Belt

>>27395627
>>27395723

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>>27395725
Scootaloo is best chicken

>>27395695

Oh ho ho, Thank you, I will look in to this!

>>27395725
Best filly you say?

>>27395773
no he doesn't
you're twist
nobody likes you

>>27395749
I mean around 10:30 whatever your timezone is on any day

not right before/after the saturday drinking game

Thank you to whoever delete some pictures from the last thread.

Faceless is the guy who ma that Glinda fic, right?

FUCKING LIVESTREAM
Does anyone know how to fix this?

>>>/v/101245337

Just a warning that we'll probably have some incoming mad kids soon.

>>27395851
look at the screen before you post.

also, depends which one you mean. Gilda PoVguy sounding, yes.

>>27395862
>Pinkie Sparkle
ugh

>>27395851
>ma
I meant made

>>27395698
They're playing doctor. POV guy interrupts and gives them a much more thorough lesson.

>>27395859

The livestream I run seems to be working fine, try clearing cashe and cookies?

>>27395919
Oh, that's a nice idea.

>>27395921
I'm using Chrome's incognito function, I don't think that'll work

>>27395949

>I'm using Chrome's incognito function, I don't think that'll work

Oh ho ho, well theres your problem. Chrome is nice but since its still pretty new in the browser world, there tend to be a lot of hiccups. Try opening the page in Firefox?

>>27395761

>>27395978
Guess I'll go download Firefox then

Foals don´t know about my Opera which has had all the "revolutionary features everyone praises" of Firefox and Chrome for about a decade.

>>27396154

You blank flank.

>>27395990

>>27396154
Your missing hat.

>>27396183
>opera

>>27395990
NOPE

>>27396154
blank flank

>>27396239

Yeah, yeah, go back to your "revolutionary" Firefox with faster rendering, tabbed browsing and session saving.

>>27396183
That's a long time to be such a shitty browser.

>browsers

>>27396154
>>27396190

Blank Flank (Minor Hindrance)
For some reason, you have not yet received a Cutie Mark, and its notable absence is a constant source of embarrassment in pony society when it is noticed. Ponies with the Young Filly/Colt Hindrance are the ones who most commonly take this Hindrance, and it provides 2 points (instead of 1 as with other Minor Hindrances) for spending on Edges and the like. Upon reaching the Seasoned experience level, you lose this Hindrance and gain a Cutie Mark automatically.

>>27396298

Define shitty.

In b4 browser skins and add-ons for pretty pictures in my Chrome and Firefox.

>>27396319
Oh, I like this one.

>>27396040
Sorry, it didn't work

>>27396330
Opera.

Distant relatives from /b/ have broken the image cap.

>>27396350
You might have some ports blocked.

So what happens if a pony doesn't have a real special talent? If they have no one thing they are good at? Do they get some kind of cool looking pity cutie mark?

>>27396389
Total number of fucks given: 0.

Holy mother of God

>>/b/338635957

600 images

>>27396398

>>27396345

Branded (Major or Minor Hindrance)
You have been charged with a crime at some point in your past, and as a result others treat you with disdain and suspicion. As a Minor Hindrance, the crime was something noteworthy but not particularly serious, such as stealing or destruction of property. As a result of your crime, your Cutie Mark has lost its color temporarily, and though you have already paid your debt to society, you are recorded in the local Sheriff’s records as a lawbreaker. You receive -1 Charisma when dealing with other ponies who have knowledge of your past and who would care about such things. As a Major Hindrance, your crime was serious enough to garner the attention of the local Sheriff, such as disobeying a Royal declaration or violence, and the Charisma penalty increases to -2. On top of these penalties, with a Brand you will likely be watched by the local law enforcement closely.

>>27396308

> Safari
> A browser.

Neigher please.

>>27396393
I don't know what that means

>>27396456

This is awesome. Is there any way we could play this game online if we found someone willing to run it and teach us to play?

>>27396418
Oh my, and a fortune too
Now that takes me back

>>27396472
>>>/g/
/g/ can help you.

>>27396472
Your router/firewall/ISP might be blocking the connection that LiveStream uses to send data for the chat and video.

http://www.livestream.com/support/faq

---
What Ports do I need open on my network to Broadcast Live?
Most Routers and/or Firewalls should automatically configure themselves and allow you to connect with our various supported encoders. However, if you find yourself restricted for any reason, we recommend ensuring the following ports be opened: 80 and 1935 Outgoing.
---

>>27396433

I like to think that the simplistic cutie marks that are shared between multiple ponies are the "pity" cutie marks, and that the old guy was just a blank flank animation error, as appear in crowds all the time

>>27396604

No, Gramps future is what happens to ponies who don't get their cutie mark.

just brought one of my cousins into the magic of friendship

>>27396482

Savage Worlds is very easy to run and learn, and smooth with online play too. You will need a dice roller and a random playing card generator.

You will need 2 books to play.
Savage worlds explorers edition.
And the supplement for MLP, found here:
http://giftkrieg23.deviantart.com/art/Savage-Worlds-of-MLP-FiM-RPG-202882708

Even if you don't intend to play, the MLP book is a fun read.

>>27396604
I always figured the generic cutey marks were because of generic talents. "Congratulations, you like to cook! There are five thousand other ponies just like you. You are not special."

>>27396650
So you enjoy spreading cancer?

>>27396672

My talent is a deserted island with a palm tree on it.

>>27396642
He seemed pretty chill working in the garden

>>27396650

I have no image to accurately express the nuanced and subtle yet potent distaste I feel at this post.

>>27396679

> using the term cancer.
> on 4chan.
> 2011

I seriously hope you are not doing this. Want to make a demotivator poster too?

Does anyone have the /b/ thread archived? It 404ed.

>>27396679

Sadly, fellow anon, it is the only joy I have left in life.

>>27396672
So the only ponies worth caring about are the ponies with actually unique cutie marks. Like Octavia.

>>27396690

>>27396722

Cool story, Mark

>>27396729

I think the best cutie mark is trixies cutie mark.

What do you tell your parents when they find that not only do you watch MLP, but have pony porn on the computer?

>>27396663

So this is a different thing than Dungeons and Dragons, right? Forgive me for being obtuse, but D&D is the only thing I've ever played, and I'm pretty sure I was doing it completely wrong besides.

But this is a different thing, right? Different rules and everything? And how would one go about playing it online, just get in a chat channel and have the GM or whatever dictate what's going on and make rolls in the channel and stuff?

I'm genuinely curious how this works because I think it would be cool and I'm interested it /tg/ yet have no real life friends that will take it seriously enough.

>>27396771

My mother will NEVER use a computer so, nothing.

>>27396672
I wonder if generic marked ponies specialise in an attempt to feel worthwhile. Like you could have a pony that dedicated its life to cooking the best omelet in the world.

>>27396771

See if they are willing to share theirs?

>>27396771
I'd ask her why she went into \Porn\Ponies, and what exactly she was expecting.

>>27396814
Girls dressed in fetish gear

>>27396771
Why were you looking for hidden folders on my computer?
I don't mean hidden like 'buried in folders' although it is that, I mean hidden like it's actually set hidden. That folder is invisible. I have to type the system address in myself.
Why were you looking for it.

Pinkie! What are you doing?! I thought your special talent was parties...

>>27396824
>he doesn't use encryption

>>27396771

I'm too worried about my Samus Aran porn

His cutie mark means his special talent is letting people walk all over him

>>27396786
Savage Worlds is a bit more "freeform" than DnD. You don't have to worry as much about specifically where behind some one you are and how many squares, just that you are generally behind them. It's rather open, so you can run a variety of games much more easily with the ruleset.

>>27396824

> Can't make hidden folders inside the Windows folders.

>>27396829
Spoiler that shit please.

>>27396865

Sounds cool. I'll look more into it.

>>27396880
Why so prude? :3

>>27396786

Its like Dungeon and Dragons. Its a Table top role playing game.

You make a character, with stats, skills, merits and flaws, Powers etc. Then you..
Well shit, hang on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role-playing_game_%28pen_and_paper%29

>>27396856
I'm glad I'm not the only one to realize that.

>>27396834
>doesn't use an encrypted container stored in an alternate filestream of a random file in %temp% with a 1024bit key that only exists on a barcode tattooed onto his back
smalltime

>>27396880

Don't you know a popsicle when you see one?!

>>27396829
Her special talent is bringing happiness to others. Parties are just one method.

>>27396899
/co/ is still a SFW board. While the moderation staff's generally doesn't frequent this location, should any of them show up, pornographic content is still not allowed, and can be grounds for thread deletion.

>>27396856

He sells horseshoes.

That means he is the Al Bundy of Ponyville.

>>27396907

Well yeah, I knew that. I just wondered if it was a completely different game, because I know DnD has different games or whatever within it, like forgotten realms or whatever. But Knight already answered that question.

Mostly was curious about playing online.

>>27396948
>implying there is no porn on /co/
oh god. my sides. stop. it hurts laughing so hard...

>>27396771
Wait, is it like, Megasweet or something or is it actual anthro/ponies fucking?

damn cutie marks, how do they work.

I wonder how the town treats the people who don't have cutie marks. Are they frowned on 'cause they could never find anything they were good at?

>>27396949

> Tripfag

Aren't you one of the night people?
Go to sleep.

>>27396991
It's ponies. That I'm drawing. Fortunately this is still just a hypothetical.

>>27396974
I never implied that. I even stated that the mods don't really care. But if the /tg/ mod comes over or one of the moderators has a bad day, stuff like that is against the rules, and grounds for banning and even thread deletion.

I enjoy /co/ generals, and don't wish to lose them.

>>27397024
Tell them that you use it to troll.

>>27396874
That shit is pretty effectively buried in subfolders, on top of being hidden. That's why if someone actually found my porn stash I'd mostly just be surprised. And then I'd ask them why the fuck they were clearly searching for porn on my computer.

>>27396912
DAMN. I've been made to look foolish by the internet once again!

>>27397016
The glue must come from somewhere.

>>27397016

Im a blank flank and ot her ponies say: LOL no cutie mark what a homo. And i say cool story pony and dont give a fuck and they mad.

I'm thinking next thread should be one of those mandatory draw thread things.

>>27397057

>>27397071
NO
PLEASE
NOT ANOTHER

>>27397019

All right, all right. Geez.

I'm past my bedtime, good night all.

>>27396771
My parents have seen what I've drawn thanks to facebook linking to my DA. I'll draw ponies but I aint gonna draw porn of it.

>>27396912
>>27396834
>>27396824
>>27396771
>shares computer with parents and lives in their house

Shattered Horn (Major Hindrance)

You must be a Unicorn pony to take this Hindrance, which is worth 3 Hindrance points instead of the normal 2. Either through some accident or since birth your Unicorn pony has been unable to use magic, as their horn is non-functioning, damaged, or missing. You cannot use or learn new spells, though you may still have Power Points and ranks in Knowledge (Magic). At the GM’s option once per game session, you may spend a benny to use the spell Magic Trick at a -4 penalty to the Knowledge (Magic) roll.

New Thread
Draw something!
>>27397137
>>27397137
>>27397137
>>27397137
>>27397137
>>27397137
>>27397137