Spike isn't really a dragon, he's an Aragonian. Ponies have been lying to him since birth

before you even say anything,

SHUT THE FUCK UP FACELESS!

>>27324000

Spike x Dar-Ma OTP

>>27323952
Mothra you say?

>>27324000
But Aragonians can't blow fire

>>27323952
Now let me see his cock

>>27323956

OH GOD

MY SIDES

anymore like this?

>>27324015
I agree. Most of the other Ponychanners have already been scared off. You can stop now.

>>27324059
no... it's not Fluttershy

>>27324059
So I finally clicked on one of these to see what the fuck they are about... I still have no idea, but I'm never doing it again.

>>27323952

>Bad-ass Spike

Why did he have to be such a bitch in the owl episode? That fucking killed his appeal around here.

>>27324059
I got this

ponychan is back up. time to clear out faggots.

>>27324118

and not a moment too soon

>>27324059
Aaaand some of this.

Time to piss off, mkay? don't overstay your welcome.

>>27324132
>pubic hair
I could do with out that

>>27324094

he doesn't understand how in-love he is with Twilight yet

>>27324141

feel free to go with them

>>27324059
>>27324113
>>27324132

These pictures didn't age well.

>>27324152
>pic
I would get freaked out, but Celestia's anus is probably the cleanest thing on the planet.

>>27324132
Have a classic.

>>27324181
>anus

Guess again

>>27324139
You know yesterday I realized I learned something from the show, but now I've forgotten it

Now this one.

Just lulz.

>>27324173
Current versions are much much better

Twist eating ice cream will take a bit longer than usual due to not checking a reference soon enough. Sorry.

>>27324193
<<<--- MFW when I saw this post and realized the truth

>>27324193
talk about a money shot!
*rimshot*

>>27324228
>money shot
>rimshot
What are these things?

>>27324139
I learned that oatmeals are crazy and everyone is lesbians.

>>27324225
Wut. Why is that worse? Storing shit in a vag is less weird than an anus.

>>27324193
Yeah, her anus is where she keeps the breath mints and car keys, duh!

>>27324139
I realised that actually I don't have anything against homosexuality, but that was really a case of just not meeting enough gay people to think about it much. And to be fair, was mostly the fandom rather than the show, which doesn't really have any homosexual values. Have some hugging ponies.

>>27324210

current versions?

>>27324258
A money shot is when the guy cums on a woman's face in a porno.

A rimjob is when a woman sticks her tongue up a dude's asshole.

>>27324258
I'm 12 years old and what is this

>>27324139

I learned, that I learned all this stuff growing up, and that these morals are for childrens

>>27324258
rimshot it's making that "ba dum, tsss" sound

>>27324210
Well I did save these around the time they were first posted.

Now have a Fluttershy.

>>27324274
>>27324274
<----

>>27324156
No. The last time he did that was actually the reason I came over here in the first place.

...oh my god. I'm here because of Faceless. Fuck.

>>27324312
I love this post

>>27324330

You've come full circle.

>>27324321
4chan gonna 4chan.

>>27324330

so basically this guy sows discord and destruction wherever he goes?

>>27324330
How about you leave and he stays. Generally, he's got a better sense of humor, and is a better contributor.

>>27324139
I agree with >>27324288, the fandom does change people's thinking, in most cases probably not a lot, but still.

>>27324307
actually he said rimshot and I do believe he was referring to when in basketball the ball does a few circles around the rim of the net.
Imagine a guy telling a joke in an office and then tossing a crumpled paper while doing the whole holding your arm and doing the swish thing into a trash bin.
That's what I imagined anyway

Hey ya'll new thread ready when this ones full. Take you time, just giving a heads up. Accidentally started it cause I thought there wasn't another.

>>27324033
>>27324033
>>27324033

>>27324330
Aren't you that rabbit dude?

>>27324362
>FACELESS
>A BETTER CONTRIBUTOR
>CONTRIBUTES ANYTHING OF VALUE AT ALL

WHAT A STORY ANON

>>27324356
I like the idea of Pinkie Pie being a thicker (by which I mean healthy sized) girl. Some people think fluttershy should also be bigger when she's humanized, but I just don't get it.

>>27324139

I learned quite a bit about writing technique as a result of getting into pony fanfiction. Does that count as learning something from the show?

>>27324380
alright, just let that sit tight until we're done here.

>>>/b/338085158
>>>/b/338085184
>>>/b/338085210
>>>/b/338085229
>>>/b/338085238
>>>/b/338085295
>>>/b/338085307
>>>/b/338085315
>>>/b/338085320
>>>/b/338085354
>>>/b/338085338
>>>/b/338085359
GOD DAMN IT

>>27324360
>the new villain in s2 will be a faceless, grey pony

>>27324397

just pretend they don't exist. that's what I do

>>27324139
I humbly disagree filename.
I think that we're taught these things as kids, but then discard them when we grow up.

>>27324366
Yes, but that's learning from the fans and community, not the show itself.

>>27324380
In the future you can check
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
for the current general and any threads with keywords

>>27324392

Hurm, indirectly speaking I suppose it does. I've naught written any creative writing pieces until this show hit either.

>>>/b/338085359
>inverted title
MY MIND IS FULL OF FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>27324410
I know, that's my point, too.

>>27324410
I learned marshmallow ponies are adorable, if that counts? Not sure how I can incorporate that into my personal ethics, frankly, but I'm willing to try.

>>27324139
>>27324392
>>27324416
Well I started drawing, so I've learned everything I know about drawing because of this show.
That includes circles AND lines.

>>27324388
>contributes nothing of value at all.

He contributes a number of stories that a number of people enjoy. That's a lot more than ponychan anon has done. Furthermore, he's made a lot of commissions with a lot of the best pony artists. Now it is true that he used the money he defrauded from Ponychan suckers... but, IMO, that's just another quality contribution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hytigOSjJxc

IF THIS BILL PASSES

WE'RE NO LONGER GOING TO BE ABLE TO POST PONIES ON YOUTUBE


WE WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH THE PONIES MAN

>>27324391
Pinkie's eating habits make it easy to imagine her as a bit chubby, but to some people giving humanized forms variety is as a bad as giving someone an ethnicity

>has been here for 3 hours
>should be doing other things
damn it

>>27324392
Really? Like what, for example?

>>27324410

The show taught me that loons have red circles around their eyes. What now?

>>27324388
Rabbit dude? You mean Angel the Bunny? Nope.

>>27324360
Basically. He was posting scat everywhere so I came over here to see what the deal was and discovered that everyone here hate him too. Then I decided I liked it here so I stayed.

>>27324409
Although I guess that makes it more "reminders" than lessons.

Still, I do think we discard too much about manners and being decent people as we get older in the name of "being adult".

>>27324441
All, I mean, ALL pony videos are illegal that are currently on youtube, and if Hasbro wanted to, could pull any and all of them. Hasbro does not want to, and we can be completely sure about that.

>>27324388
>pic
I would ride that....
>fml
...
I would soooooo ride that

>>27324443
True, but shes not depicted as chubby on the show (maybe she would if not for budget constraints?) and shes a living tornado of energy, so no doubt whatever she eats is burnt away in seconds.

So...I prefer seeing her as, not chubby. pic related

>>27324496
this bill is trying to outlaw any and all tv/video game streams.

>>27324441
those videos are already illegal
hasbro doesn't take them down because they're just 20 minute toy commercials to them

>>27324441
This is so unconstitutional that there's no possible way this can be passed. This is a kind of law you'd expect the Chinese government to impose.

>>27324519
Pony copies are already outlawed. Hasbro could take them down any time they like. Youtube make it incredibly easy.

>>27324496
Think of all the toy sales Hasbro has gotten because of youtube. Considering lots of people don't get the Hub it's probably ended up one of the biggest reasons for the shows spread.

Other networks would be pretty stupid not to follow the example

>>27324450

How to use commas, for starters. I, like many inexperienced writers, was inclined to stretch sentences on into infinity. By writing fanfics, I've learned to break up my run-on sentences into more manageable chunks.

To give another example, I've learned how to edit my own work. Before ponies, I would just read through something after I wrote it and look for typos. Now, thanks to both personal experimentation and the recommendations of other ficwriters, I've developed a system for self-editing that has reduced the number of spelling, grammar, and story errors that pre-readers find for me down to single digits.

>>27324535
tbh I am more worried about mah sc2 commentary, I don't think this shit will pass anyway though

>>27324456
I should have worded the statement more clearly.

I was implying learning about life lessons, friendship, and such.

But here, have a pony cake made from cupcakes.

>>27324533
That looks like another pony with the same hairdoo as flutershy
...
NOPE.jpg

>>27324519
It kind of already is, at least for pony related stuff. All our streams were illegal, we were having problems with copyright on livestream.

>>27324556
Gimme some of dat cake

>>27324441
Good thing we have Mentos/asshat.se.

>>27324556
Yeah, that's pretty gay. A person must be pretty fucked in the head to be under the mistaken impression that they've learned anything important from the show.

>>27324579
Or worse, they ACTUALLY learned something from the simplistic morals that even the target audience should already be aware of.

Hello, my children. It's me, Princess Celestia of Equestria, here with an important message for all of you. I haven't much time, as communicating this way across the various dimensions of reality is quite exhausting.

Due to my omnipotence and omniscience, I am well aware of how much you love the stories of my faithful student Twilight Sparkle and all her friends. What you may not know, though, is that Ponyville, Canterlot, and all of Equestria are very real places. The visions you see on "the Hub" are less a fiction and more of a chronicling of day-to-day events in my realm.

What's more, you have a very real opportunity to fully experience all these things, ponies, and places yourself. You can submerge yourself in the magic of friendship in a way you can't possibly imagine, and certainly in a way that isn't available to the boring, mundane realm where you currently live. Equestria, and all that is has to offer, is an option for you. I'm actually quite stunned that you weren't aware of this until now.

All you must do to leave your current existence behind and enter into a much more rewarding, meaningful life in Equestria is shed the mortal flesh which keeps you chained and imprisoned as you are. You're a resourceful person. Surely you can find a means to end yourself and be reborn as you were truly meant to be. I'll even let you choose which breed of pony you'd like to live as.

All you need to do is recite "I believe in Equestria" three times as you draw the blade down your arm, or swallow the bottle of medicine, or pull the trigger on the firearm pointed at your head. It's that simple. I'm waiting for you, my children. Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and all the other citizens of our world are waiting for you, as well. We're so excited to meet you.

>>27324579
>>27324556
MLP:FiM teaches me that ponies make me feel warm and happy.

And I will never go on crazy adventures with ponies.

I don't know about the show, but the fandom has sure taught me more about horse anatomy than I ever expected

>>27324579
>MLP
>very very gay
What makes you say that

>>27324591
Yes, yes, we've all seen this a few threads back.

>>27324579
Who actually says that? Granted, I go nowhere else but /co/

>>27324600
i was content with not knowing of the word 'sheath' before this show

>>27324591
>..AND THEN I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR ASSPASTA!

>>27324579

Hey now. I personally have learned that wild dogs dig and nest like really hyperactive gophers crossed with dwarves and orcs. That is going to be very useful the next time I see a dog loose on the street.

http://www.newscientist.com/gallery/horse-evolution

Prehistoric horses was some ugly ass niggas.

>>27324449
i had same problem. i just jacked off and now i have lost interest in pony thread.

>>27324528
>Hasbro wont pull them because they are free advertisement.
More like Hasbro are bros.

>>27324622
Hasbro puts the bro in Hasbro.

Does anyone have that picture where Fluttershy is a terrible fly creature and ask to drink Twilight's moisture?

hey faceless i drew your twist picture that you wanted
nsfw

>>27324630
What? An Entelodont? What's it doing here?

>>27324641
You sick bastard.

>>27324579
More than a few autists over at Ponychan claim the show has taught them a lot about friendship. Hell, look at that guy who was interviewed for the Wired article.

I guess if you have no social skills or interpersonal decorum WHATSOEVER, the show is a great place to learn a bit.

>>27324641
It's funny because her hair looks like a shovel.

>>27324641
i am not going to click on this

>>27324641

Bwahahaha

I agreement MS. Twist is grosssauce

>>27324641

SCIENCE!

>>27324622
>He thinks that Hasboro execs are bros!

>>27324651
The same autists who preach that 'love and tolerance' bullshit like its the fucking word of god from the show.
When it isn't, at all.

>>27324591

I... WON'T... GIVE IN.... TO YOUR LIES!

>>27324683
did Luke say love and tolerance in that article?

>>27324686
I assure you, I'm not lying.

>If you claim that you've learn anything from this show besides "holy shit, my little pony is a good show" then you need rethink you're values in life.

>>27324675
Hey fuck you, Carmen Sandiego, at least they gave us some good toys...
...
FUCK

>>27324641
perfect! just what I had envisioned.

I need to request a rebirthing pic. Twilight is rebirthing into Spike's vagina. So far, she's only got her head in. She's running around, bashing Spike into walls and shelves and things. She can't see, because she doesn't realize Spike has her glasses up his ass, not his vagina. Also, Spike is a girl.

>>27324641
humanized next, rite?

>>27324683

Most hypocritical slogan shoved down throats I've ever seen on the interwebs. But those people eat it up. There's a GLUT of people complaining about being bant from ponychan all the time at the fimchan for unfair reasons.
Ridiculous

>>27324705
No, because he isn't Ponychan level retarded.
He just has some autism.
And male pattern baldness.

>>27324591
TL;DR: Kill yourself and you'll become a pony.

>>27324709

>>27324675
They've been relatively cool about shit so far. The fact that every episode is on Youtube in at least ten places is testament to that.

inb4 Faustfags line up to rage about her not being on the show anymore

>>27324726

>>27324651
I know, that's just the sort of fuck I'm talking about.

It's like people living their life by the end of old 80s GI Joe cartoons.

>>27324756
>Living their life like 80's G.I Joe.
Holy shit that would be awesome.
All those fucking lasers.

>>27324709
i have learned that i am sexually attracted to horses.

>>27324782
No, I'm talking about the lessons at the end. Like you should make fun of niggers on the beach if they want to get a tan.

>>27324786
We know, Beedrill.
We know.

>>27324786
So you're attracted to horses?

And not colorful marshmallow ponies?

There's a difference, you know.

>>27324744
>>27324591
Nah. I'll just wait until you breach this universe and initiate the Ponification camps.

>>27324296

Like this one >>27323788

>>27324803
>colorful marshmallow ponies
OHHHHHHHHH. I GET IT.

>>27324803

Please behave while I'm gone, clonebro.

Later, folks.

HELLO BRO PONIES

Why are there two Mega Sweets now?

>>27324839
Dude! You got a clone-brony? Lucky.

>>27324842
>princess equestria
son, you went full derp

Now streaming all My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
http://www.synchtube [.] com/r/Mikedreezy

Now playing episode: 5

>>27324856
So neither of them can be virging

>>27324863
>pic
DOUBLE NIGGERS

>>27324803
>>27324839

Megamind.

So here's a pony-related question for you all.

I bought the Kings Bounty pack during the Steam sale at Christmas, and was bored into not playing it anymore after about 15 hours of gametime. However, I love HOMM3, which I know is basically the same thing.

Should I get HOMM5 now that it's for sale at $7.50 for the main game and two expansions? Or am I going to get bored with it as fast as I got bored with Kings Bounty?

>>27324839
It was an accident, I meant to drop the trip. Later.

Any dating sims yet? I really want to date Pinkie Pie.

>>27324883
>pic
I was gunna get horny but...
>filename

>>27324877
Oh, sounds legit. Back to being anon for me.

Do you think the ponies will ever leave equestria's borders?

>>27324892
>dating sims

FUCKING WANT

>>27324919
I thought they already had?

>>27324892

>>27324892
I so want that

>>27324883
Heroes 5 is really fun. If you like that kind of game, you should get it for that price.

It's worth it.

>>27324919
yeah, some ponies from marexico want to get into equestria

>>27324922 best namefaggotry in exsistence

Okay guys important question:
Would you rather the show remain innocent and carefree with wacky hijinks of the week...
OR
Would you prefer the show undergo Cerebus syndrome where the fate of the world hangs in the balance every week and there is an ever-looming threat of death?

>>27324892
>>27324922

Wat

>dating sims

>Ponychan is still down

I know you're still here.

/r/ing that pic with a text saying "I'm more aroused by ponies than hardcore pornography".

Please?

>>27324949
Have you played the Kings Bounty games? What did you think of them, personally?

Since you're a HOMM fan I'd like your opinion on this.

>>27324919
the everfree forest IS outside equestria's borders.

They even say in the first ep that nobody's ever gone there before.

>>27324963
Stay carefree. Also inb4 TvTropes hate

>>27324892
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-qQcNT_fY

>>27324963

Innocent and carefree, thats why i like it.

Im just sick of the "dark", "ironic" stuff, im just sick is so old.

>>27324980
Is it sadfrog time?

>>27324963
>Cerebus syndrome
wat

A villain with Equestria by the balls would be cool

>>27324980
I've already done two of those things.

>>27324977
Incorrect sir.
The castle of the twin sisters is in the everfree forest...
I considered everywhere they've been so far to be a part of equestria, the forests are part of the country...
What I meant was do you think they will ever go somewhere where the reigning species is not ponies.

>>27324979
>>27325010
I'll give you, I do prefer the show when its wacky, and I would hate for the show to get to Grimdark. Save that for the fanfiction. But it would be nice to have some more overarching stories and maybe even a big bad of the season.

>>27324839
>>27324803
So which one is rule 63 megasweet?

>>27324980

>>27325019

I dont like villains and i think all the elements of harmony shit is stupid.

>>27325030
to each their own, casanova.

>>27324975
They were really interesting. I liked how they took the HOMM formula and applied it to a single player experience.

It was indeed a lot of fun, though it did lose some charm in the fact that it generally doesn't have an enemy AI or player you're actively working against, and is more just a resource battle rather than a versus battle.

>>27324980
oh god that applejack one legitimately made me sad
this has never happened before

guys

I think I found mai waifu!

Luke Allen, one of a growing number My Little Pony fanboys known as “bronies,” poses with two action figures from McDonald's Happy Meals.

Each day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke All­en self-medicates by wat­ching animated ponies have magical adventures.

“As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theor­y of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season than I had in the previ­ous 31 years of life.”

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

>>27325070
Applejack is best waifu. The others would let you down - they can't help it, they're just too unstable. Not AJ. AJ would always be there for you, come rain or shine, and she'd always know what to say if you were feeling down.

;_;

>>27324225
nuoh my god. I know this is really really late but I recognize that pic. Ed, Jessie, which one of you is ITT?

>>27325076
Sup Luke Allen. We think it's really cool that you made the news.

>>27325076

Luke, are you the one who posts this all the time?

>>27325124
Would it be a pretty weird thing to name your picture that if you were Luke?

>>27325052
good for you you faggot have a hug

>>27325097
But when she has something serious to get done, she'd probably ditch you until it's done

>>27325097

Also, she has a family business. Hello, financial stability!

Which pony do you think would be the best mother?

>>27325148

i wish a bubbly happy party girl would suddenly hug me out of the blue

Why the hell are we talking about wiafus? Is ponychan still here?

Man these threads have gone downhill fast. And this coming from someone who used to visit these threads.

>>27325052
Mah nigga.

So glad the show moved to the slice-of-life, episodic tone rather than having a new bad guy that it takes 3 episodes to kill.

>>27325148

>>27325190
Mister 502 Bad Gateway says yes.

someone said happy

>>27325159
Fluttershy or Applejack.

Fluttershy would grow into it.

>>27325202

I know this fell bro.

>>27325190
We always talk about waifus, even when people are at ponychan.

>>27325138

Not if you have Aspberger's. Nice try, Luke

I wonder if they will be adding new background characters... and how many new side characters are going to be tossed into the mix.

>>27325158
I would do all I could to help her

or stay out of her way if she yelled at me

god now I want her to yell at

>>27325253
me

>>27325216
Caramac is SO two months ago

About half an hour in MacPaint for this.
You like?

>>27325303
What's the new hot fire, then?

>>27325303
yeah, now it's all about Braemac.

>>27325315
>>27325303

Carasparkle

New pics of Season 2 from their official site
http://i.imgur.com/moSWD.jpg

>>27325337
nice illegal gore there.fo

>>27325312
It's nice.

>>27325337
>dead baby

>>27325183
>>27325203
you know if there was a hug monster you wouldn't bitch

>>27325337
Oh god, can't wait to see what this is...

>>27325312
>may not be a furry

that should be changed to "guaranteed to be a furry"

>>27325303
>>27325317
>>27325328
Fuck the THREE of you, I want to see more of Pokey's fine-looking anus

>>27325337

oh u

>>27325328
sure is

So, /co/, wanna hear the European Spanish dub for FiM?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iQ7ycx2cSQ

>>27325312
Accurate.

>>27325367
It's a pretty bad thing to include Pinkie and Hugs in the same senteance or over-all post.


you might summon the mouth-hugger.

>>27325337

Nice try son but too obvious.

0/10

>>27325337
Hey guys! What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't fuck my sandwich before eating it.

>>27325312

Pony fan reporting in.

Hell, tripping for the first time in weeks to post this.

I swear some people are just plain freaks.

>>27325369
What about "probably a furry"?

>>27325158
Nah, she made time for her friends, didn't she?

>>27325389

Scootaloo is a colt

>>27325396
"most likely" ??

>>27325382

Not really, Do you have any dub form Latin america?

>>27325401

she's the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies

>>27325312
I think a lot of people fall into the ponyfag category because they like to use MLP to troll

Posting link to best pony: http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/29896

>>27325416
Only the Opening, FiM will probably get on Latinamerica on October on Discovery Kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfK-ddlUcgA

>>27325411
Alright.

>>27325312
I'd add another in the middle:
>Pony Freak
>watches the show a tad more than he should
>posts ponies outside of pony threads to troll
>may or may not participate in the furry community
>may or may not own merch
>may or may not wear said merch in public
>doesn't instigate, but defends bronies (i.e. the Wired article, etc.)

I kinda fall in here.

Lookin' kinda U_U there Twilight.

>>27325312
Here I made you an even more comprehensive chart

>>27325456

Oh nice, but i think there is no discovery kid in Latinamerica, at least not in mexico.

>>27325487
Did you even read it?

with the introduction of nano-technology in the 21st century, we can now make ponies even smaller and more efficient, the secret lies with acquiring more surface area, however as a result of this increased surface area, ponies on a smaller scale change color, due to the electrons within the ponies becoming more restricted and oscillating through the pony at shorter wavelengths

such "nano-ponies" have a wide verity of useful government and commercial applications

the research into these "Nano Ponies" has been dubed My Nano Pony project and is currently classified

>>27325076

>>27325337
did he die

ponies should lick ponies.

>>27325407
Is she? Shit. I'm almost done with this story where she clearly isn't. Fuck it, I'll just run with it.

>>27325503
Shut up, that movie was terrible.

>>27325488
Umm, yes, yes there is
www.tudiscoverykids.com

I'm actually expecting that with FiM, DK LA will finally rebrand to The Hub.

>>27324139
>>27324197
OH!

I remember now. I have a certain humor I didn't realize I had. I can't explain it, but every instance makes me chuckle, like every second when I watch the show. Now I laugh at every little thing just walking down the street

>>27325502
>Did you even read it?
How could I have made this consolidated version if I hadn't?

>>27325469
What would I draw this character as?

>>27325528
I don't know, looks like you just looked at it and immediately posted a generic response comic, judging by the filename.

>>27325523

SWEET! Im waiting for this.

>MFW AJ voice will suck

>>27325539
Crack-addicted looking guy I would suppose.

Just instead of crack, ponies.

>>27325522

nanites, why the fuck is it always nanites I mean find some other techno sorcery goddamn

>>27325468
>pony fan
>will only post ponies in pony threads

Well, I sometimes post a pony reaction image outside pony threads. And bring something MLP-related to the discussion if relevant. I never saw anything wrong with any of that

I love those dear hearts and gentle people,
Who live in my hometown,
Because those dear hearts and gentle people,
Will never, never let you down.

>>27325582

twi's crotch in that pic

unf

>>27325517
I wonder if pony taste good when lick

>>27325550
sure let me just post a fixed response this should be a little more comprehensive

>>27325486

>>27325595

Nigga you serious?

>>27325595
No, they would not. They would taste like dirt and dander and whatever else happened to get on their coat that day.

>>27325486
I like AJ and RD's faces in that
>What do you mean "I should be on top this time"?

>>27325618
but pinkie works in a bakery, and she's clumsy
I bet she's covered in sugar

>>27325604
>jerking off to dead little boys
If you found a dead little boy in a field and you knew you wouldn't get caught, would you fuck him in the ass?
It's a victimless crime.

>>27325618

and sweat, don't forget sweat

>>27325554
>mfw you are right
AJ is going to be dubbed by Mariana Ortiz
(PPGZ - Buttercup)
She is going to sound maybe like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoDrYjDcSy0

from 0:27 to 0:30

>>27325522
what movie

>>27325595
AJ would taste like apples

>>27325558

>>27325639
No, I would not. I'd probably freak out, call the cops, possibly gag a few times, depending on how long the body has been there.

gimme something to draw on this stickynote

>i got a boner from reading the sweetie belle buffalo rape fic

i feel bad

>>27325649

>mfw i will never watch MLP in spanish now.

They defile mai waifu...

>>27325649
If she tones the "toughness" down a bit, I think it will be a pretty good voice for her

Fluttershy's the one who worries me the most.

Let's get a few things straight.
1) Pony fandom has good parts and bad parts. It's just a fact. Every like-minded organized group of human beings disagrees on stuff. Learn to set the example and ignore what you don't like about the fandom.
2) There's a lot of gray area. Now, if I were forced to say, I'd honestly say that by the infographic's standards, I'm a ponyfag. I fit in there more than I do under the "normal mlp fan" section. However, there's still people on either side of me on the "fan-spectrum." Generalizing does a really good job of starting shitstorms.
3) You can be a furry without participating in the furry community. At face value, we all enjoy ponies, which are anthromorphic animals. Again, that's just a fact. However, nearly none of us participate in the general furry fandom (i.e. fur threads on 4chan, etc) that we all (apparantly) hate so much (myself included).
4) No matter what, any and all publicity the MLP fandom will receive will be highlighting the very worst of us. That's journalism. nuff said
5) You can't change other people. No amount of gore, raids, and banhammers got us out of 4chan, so no amount of bitching, whining and complaining will change the "ponyfags" or the "furries" among us.
6) This is an anonymous community. No one will ever know that you are a pony fan unless you
a) fuck up and get caught watching
b) tell them.
therefore, who really gives a shit about how the fandom looks to outsiders?

>Honestly, I would love to see someone tear this crappy arguement apart. pic related

Tell me you would not lick this pony

>>27325670
The body is fresh and has not yet decayed, he died of natural causes and is not bleeding at all. It is positioned to your liking in a open area with nothing but vibrant green grass.
He lost his trousers prior to his death, all you have to do is introduce yourself to the situation.

>>27325673
op penis

>>27325705
Michael Jackson would

>>27325693

Oh shit, now im scared.

>>27325695
>ohboyherewego.jpg

>>27325705
Even if you do not believe in any kind of afterlife it is still a grievous show of disrespect to the living.

>>27325695
You sir are very level headed and perceptive. We can't have that here.

>>27325696
I would not lick that pony.

In fact I would not lick any pony. That's just kinda weird.

Also part of my comment isn't allowed. Which is it?

>>27325723
I already mentioned you knew you would not get caught. You are hurting nobody, he's already dead.

>>27325693
I bet there's a spanish girl sounds just like Flutterswhy. I think I met one once

>>27325696
I would hug her, does that count?

>>27325696
Oh shit, I just realized. Spitfire has no arms in that picture!

for now i am bored with discussing furries and ponychan

>>27325742
anypony

>>27325696
Do you like your cats? No? Yeah, I wouldn't lick that pony.

>>27325742

You will Fluttershy

>>27325604
That is... really accurate.

Seriously, slap anything on there and make minor variations.

>>27325681
I probably upload the latin dub on my channel, but it's just a matter of time

>>27325693
The only thing i don't want from that dub it's that the voices go out of character.

>>27325751
You mean that "xheartless33x girl that makes the fandubs? she is really good imo.

>>27325795
I don't know dub girl. I met one irl

>>27325751
I wouldn't want a spanish girl in a latin amerian dub

By the way, I think this girl does a pretty good job

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMogymiZnxk&feature=related

>>27325469
Sorry for slow delivery, I suck at drawing fists, and MacPaint is a bitch.
>>27325604
I lol'd

>>27325795

I just hear the dubs from that mexicanshy, she is really good, the Twilight is quite good too.

>yfw Rarity is the best pony

>>27325855
>MFW

>>27325855
Wow, I really like this art.

>>27325835
wow, anonymous delivars. i actually feel bad, because >>27325695 shattered my opinions entirely, so that's a touch less relevant. Still saving it though.

>>27325825
I'm a stupid American who doesn't know the difference

>>27325873
Is she sister of Flynn Rider?

>>27325855
That picture decides it.
Tomorrow night for my drinking game we shall drink to the Best Pony.
The Best Pony is Rarity.

Of course, I shall do one of these for each pony over the coming weeks and what not.

>>27325855
Good grief, this man is prolific. I wish he'd spend some of the time on actually cleaning up his pictures. There's some painfully obvious colour spill on this one.

>>27325907
Cop out

>>27325918
Well, each pony is the best pony.

Plus it'll be fun to come up with enough rules for each one to get folks drunk.

>>27325900

I demand a Raponezel pic now

>>27325952
I ain't complaining, more weeks = more drinks

>>27325835
I used to be a ponyfag, but i've mellowed out since then and now i'm more of a pony fan who watches the show alot more than i should.

>>27325705
Reasons why not:

-against my morals
-he's dead
-a male kid at that
-the thought of Fucking it would never cross my mind
-lastly, what the fuck? You must be a troll or really fucked in the head

>>27325907
That reminds me.

I need to find that chart of drinks that are named after/based on the characters in the show. And then make them. And get hammered.

>>27325674
>buffalo rape

yo pacce, do you think panels would be preferable rather than pony heads all up in this?

>>27325995
Go nuts.

>>27325695
Well, I know I shouldn't, but I honestly do care about how this fandom looks since I'm a part of it, wether people know it or not. But yeah, that's just, like, my opinion, man.

>>27326020
There's a better version of this.

Okay, this might be the stupidest question ever, but hang with me:

Assuming that season two comes around in October like we all expect, and assuming that the NFL and NBA are still locked out then, do you think that ponies might see a viewership boost? They've proven to be pretty damn popular with 18-30 year old males, which is the primary demographic that professional sports feeds on.

I dunno, I just wonder if people would start watching ponies instead of football or basketball.

>>27325855
I can actually hear her laughing

SOMEONE SAID BEST PONY

>>27325992
Okay, how about it's a young lady in her 20s then? She's still dead but you didn't kill her and you still won't get caught.
She's just in a field, laying there.
You just so happen to find the body, would you fuck it? The only thing holding you back is yourself.

>>27326007
Eh, panels only if it seems visually confusing.
For instance I can follow this no problem.
Also I was JUST about to go back in there with more to add.
I had to stop to run errands.

Also, OMIGOD CUTE FLUTTERSHY IS CUTE!

>>27326044
Anyone have a good noshit.jpg I can use to respond to this?

>>27326050
>literally

You might want to get yourself checked, bro

>>27326035
That version doesn't even say what to mix with half the time.
That version LOOKS better, but is useless.

>>27326044
>I just wonder if people would start watching ponies instead of football or basketball.

You are really, really stretching. For starters, MLP is on Friday early-afternoons, and the sports you mentioned are in completely different time slots.

I'm sorry but I'm obliged by The Laws of 4chan to make fun of you for asking such a retarded question.

>>27326035
Different one

>>27326044
>big burly guys in jerseys drinking and screaming at ponies
awwwww yea baby

Is ponychan gone yet?

>>27326091
Oh my, I haven't seen this one before.

>>27326105
We should be so lucky.

>>27326044
That'll never happen.

Ponies still arnt mainstream.

>>27326056

No. Still a dead body. Honestly, I might peek under the shirt. Might.

But fuck it?

Hell no. It's dead, that kinda creeps me out.

>>27326040
I bet angel has crunchy hollow bones.

>>27325521
Did MS request that of you? He did that pic.
it's cool he wanted a sweet story

>>27326124
but what if it were alive
and a pony
and it was going back to equestria in a few hours and was bored

>>27326091
>Someone FINALLY posts the one by bartender brony and not by renard
what ever happened to him anyway

>>27326124
It's not rotting or anything, she's just not alive...
How about this then, you find a young woman in a field who is in a vegetative state, she's still alive but she won't survive long. Would you fuck her? She won't remember it and you can get her help when you finish. Even if you do help her though, she won't recover so you aren't really helping anyone. You can just fuck her and leave it at that.

>Discussion about fucking dead people.

I'm not sure if that's better than the usual conversations in here about fucking cartoon ponies or not, but ok.

>>27326044
I just realized something because of this post.

I have to preface this by saying I've watched football my entire life. I live and die by how my favorite teams (college and professional) are doing. I watch the draft. I read books about old coaches and watch NFL Films documentaries to learn more about the history of the league. I fucking love football and the thought that there might not be an NFL season fills me with dread.

That said, I am looking forward to Season 2 of MLP more that I'm looking forward to football season. What the FUCK have you people DONE TO ME

>>27325705
As a necrophiliac with some experience you never, ever, ever fuck a dead body without wrapping everything in heavy plastic and washing it with bleach.

You guys aren't really talking about fucking dead bodies are you?

>>27326198
This is one for the pony thread simulator 2.0

>>27326198

>this thread

>>27326198
>>27326215
Responding to a future pony thread simulator quote

in one final attempt to troll viewers, the series will end with with the entire cast being killed one by one in increasingly brutal ways, with the series ending as princess celestia watches while laughing manically as her pegasus airforce carpet bombs ponyvile
>yfw

>>27326198
How.

>>27326198
Forgive me sir, in reality I have actually not fucked a dead little boy, I am just contemplating a hypothetical situation.

>>27326215
I get to be in Number 2 as well as number 1?

Holy fuck it's like Christmas.

>>27326198
>As a necrophiliac with some experience
I don't know what the feeling I'm currently experiencing is.

>>27326244

>>27326244
>pegasus air force
so this macro will come true then

>>27326162

Lol. No. These are getting more and more ridiculous.

>>27326268

that pic reminds me of Harold and the Purple Crayon

>>27326271

>mfw

>>27326244
If this song starts playing as everyone dies then I will weep at the sheer perfection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls

>>27326215
thread simulator 2.0? what is this?

>>27326321
It's like being in a thread but compact.

>>27326300
You chance upon a body in a field, it is covered with a tarp, you poke it with a stick but it does not respond.
The only place the tarp is not covering is it's ass. You can not see the genitalia, and for arguments sake you don't remove the tarp.
Do you fuck it?

>>27326215
When can we expect to see pony thread simulator 2.0?

>>27326332

>>27326350
Summer 2013

>>27326350
Don't look at me, I'm not the guy who made the first one

>>27326198
So are you a mortician or a morgue worker? Are the bodies bloated by the time you fuck them? Skin slippage? I'm sure fucking a girl only to pull out and find a glove of dead skin coating your cock wouldn't be a fun experience.

Hmm, I still haven't drawn anything yet today. Requests?

>>27326332
No? This has nothing to do with cartoons or comics. Stop it

>>27326385
ponyfied drawfags fighting

>>27326332
Absolutely not.

Dead bodies are full of shit.

>>27324519
To clarify what the bill will actually do. It will change copyright infringement from a civil case to a federal one. Which means that companies will be able to seek more compensation for damages with fines and jail time.

This is suppose to be aimed at the people that stream movies or tv shows that try to sell people dvds. Not really anything else, but it could be applied to them.

Here is an example of how this process would have to go down. You put up a video that a company says is copyrighted. It gets taken down, you continue to reupload it since "screw the man" It gets taken down for a 10th time. If the company feels that the damages to its property exceed $2500 then they can take you to court.

This will not suddenly make it so that the government will monitor the internet for any tv or video game streams, that is still up to the companies to protect their properties.

The process is the same, the consequences have just changed. How many video game videos are on Youtube that are still up? Practically all of them. Episodes of Spongebob and other shows? Tons.

Companies aren't going to just decide to take down all those videos if this bill passes, they know that those people aren't infringing on their copyright, or if they are, they aren't worth going after.

>>27326385
This comic only with Sweetie Bell's father.

>>27326385
Fluttershy and Rarity arguing about something

>>27326385
Twilight using her magic to turn Lyra into a human.

>>27326385
Hoity Toity being a pimp.

>>27326385

Scootaloo as firefox logo.

>>27326380
>>27326332
>>27326198
>>27326162
>>27326056
>>27325705
>>27325639

>>27326390
You find yourself in the magical land of equestria, you wander into an unexplored field far outside of ponyville. You find a pony laying in the grass, covered by a tarp, the only place not covered is it's ass, you can not see the cutie mark but the coat is... uhh let's say it's orange.
You prod it with your hoof (you are a stallion) but it does not respond. You can just see it's anus, no genitalia, and for arguments sake you don't remove the tarp. You know Celestia will see you but you also know she won't care, nobody will ever find out.
Do you fuck it?

>>27326439
That never got filled, huh.

>>27326380
I'm a Morgue Attendant, and every now and then I'll cope a feel but that's about it. Never stuck my dick in a dead body before.

>>27326446
>you are a stallion
had to throw that in there didn't you beedrill?

>>27326332

Christ no. Probably a trap, and not the man-woman trap, like, fucking FBI, or horror movie scenario.

I'm just not that cynical. At least not involving dead things. Or in the case where someone/something is vulnerable without choice.

>ie: dead people, retards, unconscious, etc.

>>27326446
Who's body is it?

>>27326473
You don't know, you don't even know what gender, it's just an ass in the field ripe for the sodomizing.

>>27326446
NOPE.
>>27326454
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>27326453
that's because it keeps expanding. by season 2 it'll be 50,000pixels wide and 4million pixels tall

>>27326454
How long have most of them been dead for? I know around 24 hours(in the open) is when they start to putrefy, I wouldn't fuck anything older than that.

>>27326482
Hmmm, pass.

>>27326471
You find yourself in an alternate universe, you wander into a field and find a disembodied ass floating there. It has no genitalia.
Do you fuck it?

>>27326439
this

>>27326501
How drunk am I?

>>27326501

>>27326501

Fucking lol.

For your sake, yes. I'll take a chance with this one.

>>27326486
It doesn't seem much has been added to it in a long time. Running out of artists?

>>27326535

How should I know?

>>27326488
Usually they have been dead a couple days.

>>27326501

>You find yourself in an alternate universe, you wander into a field and find a disembodied ass floating there. It has no genitalia. Do you fuck it?

I lost it reading this one. But seriously, what the fuck guys?

>>27326548
You sick motherfucking child fucker, I bet you'd rape a fucking toddler you sick sack of shit.
This is why we can't have nice things, it's pony fans like you.
Fuck you.

>>27326553
If I'm not drunk I'm not doing it.

>>27326562
You find yourself in an infinite field of grass. You find a pony. It's crying. Do you hug it?

>>27326563

>>27326418
Dad used to get so mad when I didn't do good enough. Last time, he hit me so hard, I couldn't think as good after! But it's okay, because after that I got to come stay with my sister! I haven't seen dad in awhile. My sister Rarity says Princess Celestia came and took him to go live on a farm! I think that's so cool. My friend Applebloom lives on a farm, and she's nice. Everyone in Ponyville is so nice to me. I hope I get to live on a farm some day.