Ta-dah!

>where do baby fillies come from?

>>27305254
>-your favorite pony doing something cute
ok then

>i was just wondering why is dinofag posting so much now
>then i realize it is summer

imagine this pic says dinofag instead and then do what it suggests.

>>27305312
>where do baby fillies come from?

>>27305254
Here, humanized Stoner Spike talking stoned to twi.

>>27305331
Fuck off

Drawfag here.
Could do a request or two, maybe...

>>27305331
so much mad

>>27305355
CMC on a roller coaster?

>>27305279
LYRA WHY ARE YOU FISHING

>>27305279

your art is shit and you are shit

what, you think i would be passive agressive and put a copout here? fuck you

>>27305355
how good are you at drawing horsecocks

>>27305355
Twilight trying to read a book but pinkie pie keeps pestering her

Anybody done this yet?

>>27305392
Not very good, thankfully.

i dont think we have a picture of celestia on the toilet yet

>>27305366

FOR COMPLIMENTS APPARENTLY.

SHIT I DON'T KNOW.

>>27305217
Brace for something terrible, I'm going to try and turn this into Spike.

>your favorite pony doing something cute

I could put just about any image of Fluttershy here and qualify.

>>27305439
>lyra roleplaying tripfaggot

get the fuck out of here

>>27305279
I like!

>>27305215
That will never happen.

>>27305170
FlutterMac is the cutest straight ship.

>>27305366
Because that is what people do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPB1uLEBkD0

Don't mind me just posting this until the anon that made it makes another

Reaction picture.

>>27305468
>FlutterMac is the cutest straight ship.

Truly we are brethren.

>>27305501
>>27305468
>FlutterMac is the cutest straight ship.
Agreed.

>>27305368

why you getting so mad bro? need to hate on somthing since your too socially retarded to avoid being shat on in school?

>>27305468

>fluttermac
>cutest straight ship

Nigga is you serious? If you're gonna ship him at all you gotta do it with Twilight. The cute smart girl and the farm boy makes for far cuter dialogue.

>>27305553
>implying anyone would end up with Mac other than Rarity

>>27305003
She sure is

I wanted to reply with this last thread but image limit and it infuriated me so incredibly I had to wonder why

>>27305541
>>27305368


IT BEGINS

>>27305572

I'm also very okay with that ship.

>>27305553

Bitch he know how to read, he is also a math wizard.

>your favorite pony doing something cute

I could post Fluttershy doing just about anything and it would qualify, by virtue of being done by Fluttershy.

>>27305331
>implying i wasn't here into march and then stopped due to college end of year shit, of which there was a lot
oh u

>>27305424
Well then, there's the door

>>27305553
>>27305468
>Big Macintosh
>straight
oh you

>>27305574
>think it's big mac holding his junk or something
EVERY TIME I SEE THAT DAMN THUMBNAIL

>>27305631

WTF is this.

>>27305631
>Thanks for putting on that wig for me Big Mac

>>27305541

>your

if i wanted to be psychoanalysed by a random stranger on the internet, id atleast expect a proper grasp of the english language.

else, you know, i might think that you were an idiot.

>>27305572
>>27305553
>>27305468
>>27305538
>>27305501
I'm getting a mental image of the mane cast surrounding Big Mac, each trying to pull him in their own direction.

"NO WAY, HE TOTALLY GOES BEST WITH ME"
"WHAT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND MAC TOTALLY MAKES THE MOST SENSE PAIRED WITH ME"
"um actually-"
"HE'S MY BROTHER, HANDS OFF"

i only enjoy fluttermac when fluttershy has a cock. im not gay.

>>27305706
i see what you did there

>>27305706
Ponified

>>27305631
Oh I see. You like Big Fagintosh stuff.
You have excellent taste.

>>27305715

I know that feel, i will love have sex with Sweetie belle. Im not a pedo.

>>27305335

Why is that a gif?

>mfw /b/ all over da place

>>27305738
I don't care what you say there is no way both the ponies in this image are male.

>>27305439

dont worry too much about random critisism, the very fact that you are producing content is appreciated.
make sure to listen to ones that actually highlight an element that they dont like, though.

that being said, roleplay is somewhat frowned upon here, not that im implying anything, just saying

>>27305317
NO! That's too sad and adorable! Must give hug

The only M/F pairing is Doctor WhoovesXeverybody else. Come on, if you had a TARDIS you'd be leaving a trail of semen across time and space too.

>>27305773
>Why is that a gif?
Because gifs are lossless for pixel-perfect, solid-color images like that. They maintain a perfect image quality with no reduction.

>>27305782

That shit is common.

>>27305773
.gifs are not necessarily animated.

I have two .jpegs in my pony folder that are animated though. I think even science can't explain it.

>>27305704

But everyone is agreeing on FlutterShy

I mean I'm not but still

where are you getting conflict from

>>27305773
the weaver always does it gif newfag

>>27305782
Of course they're both male. Big Fagintosh also goes by the nickname Big Trapintosh for a reason, you know.

>>27305750
i love sweetiebelle too but i only fap to this picture of her since the artist said she is 18+ in it. i am not pedophile

>>27305787

Understandable. I just picked this trip though because she's my favorite pony, gotta watch that shit though.

>>27305355
Uhm, bad news for you bears. Seems Photoshop decided to be a bitch tonight...

>>27305678
whoops, wrong pic

>>27305820
How about Fluttershy with him?

>>27305801
same as png?

I was requested to do a pic where BonBon gives Lyra a lyre covered in useless and unusual doo-hikeys and bells and whistles and whatnot.

Anyone have the instrument machine Carlos of MAgic School Bus made for the sound episode?

>>27305826
You can't just change their physiology however you want and not expect it to have a visual influence.

Fluttershy saluting, but missed her forehead and got her eye. I don't know how to draw tears, so I didn't.

Now to Rarity.

>>27305832

She have the body of a little girl so...

>>27305855
Similar, yes, but depending on the situation a PNG can utilize a broader palette. At low levels of color and with no smoothing they're both about equal.

What are they arguing about?

>>27305832

Sweetiebutts should be a meme.

>>27305832
People hate on Sweetie Belle. It's a cold, cruel world, man.

>>27305335
This one made me LOL.

>childrens cartoon
>everyone is gay and everyone has a cock

i dont want to live on this planet anymore

>>27305863
Well then here, have some genderswitch FlutterMac.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
IM FUCKING DRUNK! MORE PONIES NEXT!

>no Big Trapintosh yet

This thread sucks.

>>27305894

I will never hate her.

>>27305890
>YOU WANT BIG MACINTOSH'S DICK INSIDE YOU, DON'T YOU FAGGOT?
>I... uhm
>LICK HARDER FLUTTERSHY

>>27305890
More like Twilight is indoctrinating him, and he is just completely obsequious.

>in4 sex

>>27305689

>semantics

way to dodge the question bro, but i gota give props, it must have taken alot of effort to work your tiny monkey brain writing that between sqealing rage over being outed on the internet.

>>27305901
>dem fetlocks

For all you sickos who like this stuff, here's Dash in a diaper

I like how this thread went from "LET'S MAKE PONY ART" to arguing about ponyshipping.

But man, FlutterWhoof for life.

>>27305901

Is this futashy, or fluttertrap?

YOU decide.

>>27305738

>Hot bishie Snails with Fagintosh

Why is Twist getting shipped with Snails? it should be Fagintosh, all day, errday.

>>27305914
It's up here bro.
>>27305826

>>27305966

is it just me or does Fluttershy kind of look like a dog in this picture?

>>27305961

No rikey, nooo.

>>27305983
That doesn't count.

>>27305966

seems like 63 fluttershy and a sequel to that one pic where mac hands him the porn mag.

she wanted the cake

>>27305979
I just want Snails to fuck someone. I'm beyond caring who.

>>27305961
thats it. goodbye forever /co/. diaper porn is where i draw the line.

>>27305832

>>27306022
Is that Fluttershy and Dash?

...Dammit.

>>27306002
Then go get somebody to draw it.
Meanwhile I'm coloring a picture in which Trixie and Rarity make Big Mac into a trap.

Alright, just finished that Lyra beating the shit out of Trixie fic that someone requested. It's pretty vanilla so don't worry folks.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wpMEEzXnOLC_etIyzmj_UEd4F7x1BIYv_mygcn5YpcY/edit?hl=en_US

>>27306041
Did Rarity draw that?

>>27306042
>filename
Not even close

I just want a full Fluttershy spritesheet. If that is fulfilled, all is good.

>>27306042
filenames

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
EPISODE 3 IS PLAYING YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS

>>27306041
>>27306022

Wow those are well done.

>>27306041
>>27305832
YOU'RE MAKING ME A PEDOPHILE /CO/
WHY DO I EVEN COME HERE
THESE PONIES WERE INNOCENT ONCE
I guess it's the humanization, since I don't like pony porn.

>>27306094
Do Negro spiritual's count? Sadly that's about all I can muster with this voice.

>>27306055

Why must you color all the strange shit?

>>27306165

Yuup.. saw that coming for a while.

>>27306165
...Is that why MegaSweet's vag lineup has Big Mac's mark on the inner thigh of two of the girls?

>>27306055
post this picture immediately

>>27306055
How do you color that? I am intrigue.

>>27306165
Wincest is my favorite thing.

>>27305832
>>27306041

Fine /co/, i'll be a pedophile. Is this what you wanted? I hope you're happy.

>>27306175

Oh man that made me laugh, nice picture.

>>27306165

We need a Luna version of this

>>27306165
what if the CMC lose their virginity with each other?

>>27306165

>>27306219
Nope, we won't be happy until you're a pedophile AND a zoophile! And maybe a necrophile, too!

>>27306238
>Inner Thigh Cutie Mark Crusaders

>>27306238
if boners were a form of currency i could use all these to commission that shit

>>27306238

OOOOHHHHHH GOD.

>>27306227

I saw a luna version all over the other general threads.

>>27306252

Speaking of necrophile, where the fuck is that marker and Issac?

>that feel when I'm gay and Rarity is one of my favorites just because of her hair

>>27306297
>that feel when I read it the first time

Still working on the Darkness trying to convince Twilight sparkle to let it possess her pic. Hopefully better than that last one but I really wish I could color it.

>>27306297
>that feel when nobody cared last time so why are you posting it again


>>27305643

>>27306335

Touche.

>>27306297

>>27306297
cool story fag

>>27306297
>that feel when you become acutely aware of your own mortality and wonder what the fuck you're doing on pony threads when you should be sleeping

>>27306297

>>27306389
Pfft, I don't believe in my morality. So I'm immortal.

>>27306389
>that feel when you should be packing but instead stay on in case something amusing happens.

>>27305935

do you even realise how stupid you are being right now?

you talk about me being upset, like it even matters, and then you turn around and start projecting your own insecurities on me (those *were* oddly specific accusations you made)

then you have the hypocrasy of highlighting my use of semantics, dispite your own use of ad hom, a substantually less worthy point of contention.

>>27306313

>zeroing in on her crotch

Rarity likes what she sees?

>>27306389

>Mortality

What of it? Might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

>>27306025
I want Snails to be gelded and then stuck alone forever
then he gets so desperate that he even offers his ass to Big Macintosh and Snips but they dont want him either cuz he too ugly so he becomes the laughing stock of town even Twist makes fun of him

>>27306413
Can't argue with that logic.

>>27306446
Then fucking write it you fag.

>>27306413

Then you'll never be able to lock lips with Death and make out.

How many dicks do you think the main cast has sucked in total?

>>27306413
>I don't believe in my morality

What are you, religious?

>>27306492
512, only 54 or which were male.

>>27306492
Lets see,
Twilight: 0
Fluttershy: 3
AJ: 5
Rarity: 15
Dash: 2
Pinkie Pie: All of them

>>27306492

None, they are all lesbians.

>that feel when you have a massive pimple on the back of your neck that's covered in hair and refuses to pop

>>27306492
the cloud town has the most male ponies in it so its obvious dash has blown the most horsecock

>>27306525

I always had a feeling he was gay.

>>27306542

>>27306539
Lesbians have dicks too.

Very small dicks.

>>27306542
But no one will draw any of it!

>>27306541

>That feel when this thread is fucking horrible, talking about traps and other assorted bullshit, but you are too addicted to /co/ pony threads to leave, despite your common sense compels you to.

>>27306446
You're right, fuck Snails.

>>27306577
Their dicks go the other way. They have negative dicks.

WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING

>>27306591
STOP MKING ME SYMPATHIZE WITH SNAILS BY MAKING TWIST BE A BITCH TO HIM

>>27306542
That Cloudsdale was so awesome, I hope they go back there in season two

>That feel when you're color blind, and greentext looks just like regular text

>>27306541

>and when you try to pop it, it just starts to burn like hell, and then continues to do it for about 4 minutes.

>go to laurens da
>see 4 pages of this

i lold

>>27306424

wow, and here i thought this was over after you took so long, it must have been hard work to concentrate long enough through blubbering rage.

but really, no point in crying ad hom if its true. i mean i must have a struck a nerve havent i, you getting all rilled up over a 'stranger on the internet.'

>>27306585

>Implying i have common sense.

>>27306626

Don't worry. Leave it alone for about an hour or half. It is going to be one of those satisfying to pop ones.

Can someone draw me a picture of a strawberry shortcake?

>>27306542
ur thinking of fluttershy thats why she couldnt fly good since her wings were always sticky with cum

>>27306664
Is google down?

>that feel when you were raped and abused as a child and all this talk about rape and abuse made you severely depressed

>>27306602
I am. Almost done, too.

I want some 34..
now I'm not sayin it HAS to be 34, but at least some nuzzling and kissing times for ponies, and pony cuddles

>>27306704
How about they cuddle their flanks?

>>27306633
>lauren's DA

No longer relevant.

>that feel when this thread is off-topic anyways so you're going to mention that you're watching Neon Genesis Evangelion

>>27306733
do you even know where the flank is?

My computer is currently down, posting from a seperate system.

I've done a tron pony on my system before it went down; tail becomes the light trail (it's a pegasus pony so it can double as a bike OR lightjet), and each cutie mark is a disc holder.

I'll drop it here when I can.

I also did the original super deepthroat rainbow dash hair, which sucked.

Call of the cutie would have been WAAAY funnier if this happened

>>27306738
I'm eating some leftover chicken right now.

>>27306734
I didn't save the recent caps, but yeah it is

>>27306761
Flank. Back sides. Not backsides.

>like, 80% of this thread
HOLY SHIT
JUST SHUT UP AND DRAW ALREADY
WHEN DID I SAY THIS WAS OPTIONAL, MOTHERFUCKER?

> Favorite Vidya: Myst

>>27306761
is that some kinda trick question?

>>27306770
I had a turkey sandwhich with some mayo and havarti cheese earlier.

>>27306733
I wud cuddle a pones flank :3

Hello dear Subjects,

I've decided to entertain myself by answering some of your disgusting, dirty, poorly scrawled fan mail. Here's one from a little foal out in Manehattan, "Dear Princess Celestia, when my mommy got back from the work camp, she was a completely different person? what happened to my mommy, and why did she have to go away for a year?"

Good question subject! You see, your mommy was found guilty of what was known as "treason" treason means that she was trying to do bad things to our glorious, one leader nation! Your mommy had to be taken to a Love and Tolerance camp, where she was shown the error of her ways through fun manual labor and the occasional relaxing electrical shock. Your mommy ended her trip to the Love and Tolerance camp with surgery to make sure she would never have those mean thoughts about her glorious leader ever again. Your mommy is now a good pony who thinks of nothing but the importance of the country above all! And remember, play your cards like your mommy and YOU might wind up at Love and Tolerance camp!


From,

Princess "our glorious leader" Celestia

>>27306796
that was pretty good

>>27306796
>no horn on rarity

please kill yourself

>>27306213
I use Photoshop. It takes a while.

>>27306207
It's by Caluriri. Lemme go find it and get back to you.

>>27306175
1) Because I like coloring.
2) Because I was asked to.
3) Because I like distributing whyboners.

>>27306765

Why so small?

>>27306654

>blah blah blah.

you are nothing but a parrot, your words have no meaning, your points no substance.

>>27306822
>mayo

american detected

>>27306822
>mayo
>not using mustard

>that feel when you have no idea how to draw eyes

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
GUMMY THE EPISODE IS PLAYING

>>27306865
And?
>>27306880
Mustard makes me gag

>>27306865
>Implying the Dutch don't don't fucking love mayo

>>27305331
I wasn't even here.

>>27306888

They're big.

Like, REALLY big.

You didn't do too bad apart from that though. Good placing and shape. Just needs to be bigger.

>>27306865

>>27306822
Hmm, i think i'll use my chicken and make a chicken sandwich.

Thanks for the suggestion MLP general.

>>27306894
But it's the God of all condiments

>>27306898
you so silly Kammy

>>27306921
>America's favorite
hahahahahah what

So I've been working on something for a while now, and since you guys are looking for cute drawings tonight, I thought this might count!

Enjoy!

Kay, here's the original.

What color should Big Trapintosh's outfit be? I think of lots of pink.

Sure is mayonnaise in here.

>>27306938
**favourite
I'm so sorry

>>27306928
The only good mustard is horseradish mustard.

Twilight playing EarthBound

>>27306945

Pink. Pink everywhere! He needs to be the biggest faggot possible.

I enjoy all mustards except for that hot mustard you get at chinese restaurants.

Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony. Am I the only Pinkie fan left here? She used to be the most popular...

My figgit attempt at cute.

>>27306945

Haha that's great.

For a dude who is mediocre at best at drawing and doesn't speak english, Cal makes some legitimately funny stuff. Gotta admire his perseverance.

I wish he would stop drawing those ovals for blushes though.

>>27306973
pretty good juice your art is improving a lot

>>27306947
Mayonnaise is so good though.

>>27306956
screw dat. Plain Mustard is the best

>>27307005
Pinkie Pie is the best pony, but not my favorite pony. If that makes sense.

>>27307008

>PinkieDash

0/10

See me after class.

>>27305407

There we go, ponified.

I couldn't think of what kind of mane to use so they're bald or whatever.

This is the worst thing I've ever drawn and I hate myself.

>>27307008
I like this better

>>27307008

Very cute, can you make one with rarity and AJ?

>>27306973

Earthbound fits Twilight so well now that I think about it.

>>27307021
*Molestia
otherwise that's actually pretty damn good

>>27306842
Here. I'd point out hers is so stubby it may well be covered in her hair on a regular basis.

>>27305961
I know you wanted to make a joke, because it's baby Dash of course


but she still looks like and adult

>>27307025
How about this one?

>>27307041
It's the r63 of Molestia

>>27306857

thats cool bro, im glad we had this time together, i got a free nights entertainment and you are mad as hell. And thats what they call getting trolled

nice image btw, describes you perfectly right now

/r/ing a pony eating mayonnaise.

Oh look at all this cancer.

>>27307025

Ignore this faggot.

>>27307009
Don't worry, I removed those blush stickers. They will now be blushing properly now.

>>27306993
YUP. HERE WE GO.

>>27307055
I swear she was 18!

>>27307035
>>27307008
These are too on-model. I smell a conspiracy.

>>27307014
eh what

>>27306945
Oh my goodness he is so cute
he should be a crossdresser in the show

>>27307008

Oh wow, that's really good! Very on-model. Can you do Trixie and Twilight next, please?

>>27307025
>mfw
>>27307039
I second this!

pink pony is best pony

but orange filly is cutest anything

>>27307069
But anon, you're in this thread!

>>27307058

FLARITY. Please.

>>27307120
>>27307074

I will knife fight anyone who says that PinkieDash is a good ship.

Come at me bro.

>>27307100

Too on-model? I see that as more of a good thing.

>>27307121
But purple pony fits both of those roles

>>27307140
It's not a good ship.

It's the best ship.

>>27307140
PinkieDash is a good ship

>>27307146
It's a great thing. But the artist is Lauren Faust, there's no doubt.

>>27307121

You appear to be colorblind, good sir.

White philly is cutest philly, yellow pony is cutest of anything.

>>27307121

>>27306943

>>27307114
Kay done

>cool_face.jpg

lol, I'll add it to the list.

>>27307058
>Twirity

WHY ISN'T THERE MORE OF THIS?????

>>27307165
>>27307169

gimme ur adress fagit

>>27307174
Lauren Faust doesn't draw show-like on-model

>>27307140

PINKIEDASH is awesome, and i double dare you!

IM going Beedrill on your ass nigga.

>>27307005

Nobody?

Wow, what happened? How could Pinkie possibly lose popularity?

>>27307165

BWAHAHAHA THIS! A thousand times this!

>>27307121
Orange pony is cutest when splotched with red.

>>27307060

you must have a very sad life if your only means of enjoying yourself is antagonizing people.

kinda like how you said in your first post, remember what i said about projection?

>>27307005
>>27307193

Pinkie is mai waifu.

Sorry, your post got lost in the wave of faggotry.

Surely you can tell I was joking.
Ponies are beautiful, and nothing hurts.

>>27307175
But thats wrong you know

Sure do love causing shitstorm over little pictures.

>>27307180

I see. You're not drawing these yourself. Cheater.

pinkie is the most popular pony on ponychan because she is lolrandom. think about that pinkiefags.

Would you /co/?

>>27307201

What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>27307219
>Scootaloo plays TF2.png

Gay ponies make gay people.

How many of you have cum like faucets since learning of Friendship is Magic?

Go on. Tell me your secrets.

>>27307216
Don't call me Shirley

>>27307242

>>27307242

I will, but this draw is fucking terrible.

>>27307242
>that sweetie belle
in an instant.

>>27307251
>Gay ponies make gay people.

Good thing none of them are gay, right?

>>27307201
I'm telling the Cloudsdale authorities!

>>27307246

We think filly abuse is funny.

Really, REALLY funny.

>>27307242
So Scootaloo gets wings, but Sweetie doesn't get a horn?
That's some bullshit.

>>27307231
Flutterdash? What is this shit?

>>27307219

No, pretty sure he's right.

>>27307286
> denying at the very least Hoity Toity isn't gay.
'Tis the clobbering hour.

>>27307242
Applebloom looks like a drug addict, and Scootaloo looks depressed.

>>27307005
Lovely stuff.
Also where have I seen your art before? Your style looks kinda familiar.

>>27307312

>that pic

BUT WHY

>>27306067
Thanx for taking up my request.

I'm surprised you made Lyra totally wail on Trixie with her lyre. Personally, I expected a lyre to break and the string would totally cut open Trixie's eye(s) or something, but I think this is much more brutal.

>>27306943 Scootaloo came out of a bag and imprinted instantly on Dash

THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

>>27307320
No it isnt

>>27307345

Found it here:
http://rubrony.deviantart.com/#/d3jmqe1

>>27307320

She truly is.

>>27307312

This makes me a sad pony.

>>27307183

>WHY ISN'T THERE MORE OF THIS?????

That ship is ancient, but it never really sailed. People couldn't think up anything for them to do, I guess. It's just a boring ship. Most ships with Rarity is boring, actually. That's probably why she doesn't get shipped much. Same with Fluttershy. You'd figure putting them together would work well, but, nope. People aren't taking to it well, like bad medicine.

>>27307009
i like them but i can try other type of blushes

>>27307242

Would I what? Would I give them a hug?

Because I certainly would!

>>27307355
I don't know.
In the show we can see that Rarity is a very loving sister.
I don't understand people...

>>27307211
>>27307060
>>27306857
>>27306654
>>27306424
>>27305935
>>27305689
>>27305541
>>27305368

JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>27307372

Sorry, Scoot. You're too smart to be cutest philly.

>>27307114

>>27307408
Twilight should be wearing trixies hat in that one

>>27307365

I'm glad you liked it, I know you asked for eye gouging so I just went ahead and had her rip it out.

>>27307404

/co/ can be very very fucked up at times. Very fucked up.

>>27307406

>>27307408

Very cute, thanks!

>>27307408
Say, if you ever expand on the models, try to get one of the guards down.

Nigger, cunt, faggot, Sieg Heil, Scientology, baby-rape and meh.

Someone write a fic incorporating all these words.

>>27307381

A challenger approaches!

>>27307039

/r/ this >>27307408

>>27307428

mmmmmmnope

>>27307408

gonna need more Twilight x Trixie

>>27307408

Awwwww yeah!

>>27307169
Stop sexualizing ponies!

>>27307457
I really shouldn't. But I am intrigued

>>27307422

>>27307312
goddammit

GODDAMMIT

IF I EVER MEET THE SHIT-FOR-BRAINS WHO DREW THAT I WILL FUCK THEM WITH THEIR OWN DISMEMBERED LIMBS

>>27307476
No you nigger cunt.

>>27307460

Oh shit i just went full retard there.

>>27307476
We would never do such a thing.

>>27307476
Oh, that's too bad, because I'm working on this. Can you guess what's happening?

>>27307485
Did you ever finish that fic you were working on?

>>27307476

Kamina, you know we're not gonna.

Why do you always insist on bringing this up?

>>27307515
Nope.

>>27306947
and now: Daily Affirmations.
Daily Affirmation for today - Go into your bathroom and open your room mates toothpaste. Squeeze out contents and replace with mayonnaise. Sit back and watch the fun.

And finally done.
I didn't give him a tail because fuck if I'm putting in that much effort.

>>27307522
>>27307522
Symbiotic trolling. We troll him, he trolls us. We all get a kick out of it.

>>27307515

I think it's Fluttershy sucking Big Mac's dick.

>>27307519
SHIT! i lost all my fics when I had to restore my computer. Which one did you want?

>>27307522
I only bring it up when I see someone sexualizing a pony.

>>27307211

i cant possibly be sad when im having this much fun bro, just admit you cant hang with me man.

Fluttershy watching the Secret of NIMH.
I draw what I want, when I want.

IM FUCKING DRUNK MORE PONIES NOW IN MY STREAM ASSHOLES
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

>>27307110
Yes. Yes he should be.

>>27307490
...oh god that's too much diabeetus.
Also we need some Trixity.

>>27307408
>>27307490

Nice!

>>27307563
I remember liking that movie.

Fluttershy would still love it.

>>27307563
Good for you!

>>27307563

I approve of this, go on.

>>27307559

So... all the time?

>>27307457
LIKE A BOSS.

>>27307559

Give it up.

I learned long ago that no matter how hard you try, there are some things that will be sexualized, no matter how much you don't want them too.

>>27307592
Trixie you say?

>>27307633
Like shopping carts?

>>27307559
I sexualized your mother. That's how you came about.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
GUYS WE'RE ALL DRUNK JOIN US
PIC RELATED, US PARTYING.

>>27307636

Sure is Trixie in here, and I like this. More Trixie!

>>27307563
I just watched that movie for the first time the other day.

>>27307625
Pretty much.

>>27307633
Why do furries have to ruin shit?

>>27307560
>>27305368

and with that ladies and gentlemen, id like to announce the closing of tonights sequence, perpetrated by yours truly.

i do hope you enjoyed the preformance.

>>27307563
nice one
and that movie was so pretty

>>27307671
Pretty sure I'm older than most of you.

>>27307592
>mfw I realized you said "Trixity" and not "Trixie"

I think I need a break.
My brain is dying.

>>27307689

does it really matter why?

>mfw i want to go to bed, but I also want to get in my daily pony episode
Dragonshy IS one of my favorites...but I have a queen sized bed all to myself...hmm

What should I do /co/?

>>27307169
alright i give up

what's the full pic?

>>27307689
You really want to mark everyone who likes to fap over non-human cartoons a furry and you'd be calling most of the Internet furry.

Furry means identifying as furry and becoming part and parcel of the subculture. I'm not going to, but I'm gonna fap my dick off to pregnant Rarity.

>>27307737
>daily pony episode

Why? Just watch one when you feel like it. Don't make it a ritual.

>>27307664

Uhh...not what I had in mind, but sure.

>>27307737
Do... do you want one of us to join you?

>>27307737
Watch ponies in bed. Problem solved.

i think jesus has had one too many
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vpc3iNA9tRHBLm13b

>>27307724
She looks like Gummy.
Do one with Gummy!

>>27307757
>Furry means identifying as furry and becoming part and parcel of the subculture

How do you justify that? One is only a furry because one calls themselves one? What if they do everything furry related except identify themselves?

>>27307783
Like this?

>>27307563
Dat was a good movie yo

>>27307811

you mean like JollyJack?

then they're a goddamn liar

>>27307729
Because now they are ruining something I like!

>>27307757
If you fap to ponies you're a furry. Or into beastiality. But a furry mostly.

>>27307737

>Queen sized bed all to yourself

Jump on that shit

and now weve turned from fake trolling to genuine trolling, funny how that works out

hey where's that vocaroo of the guy screaming "secret butt fun"?

that was hilarious

>>27307851
Queen sized bed all to yourself? Goddamn, just invite a bitch on over or something. Fuck her senseless. Check ponies the next day in your bath robe smokin' from a pipe.

>>27307850

>Because now they are ruining something I like!

Gasp, how dare they.

New thread?

>>27307870
implying there's a difference between the two

>>27307851
I would if I wasn't 6'2.

thats what my trampoline is for silly anyway

>>27307850

You weren't mad about it that one time...

I have to sleep diagonally in queen-sized beds.

>>27307937
Are you my dog?

>>27307937
I have to sleep at an obtuse angle in a bunk bed, top and bottom.

>>27307937
I have to sleep on standing up in racecar beds.

>>27307849
Ah, so that implies there is a standard for being a furry that they have already qualified for, without identifying themselves as such.

So being a furry is about something other than saying you are and being a part of such a community.

>>27307934
HOW DARE THEY!?

>>27307916
Shut up.

>>27307937
Me too.

But I just sleep in the fetal position all alone;_;

So has anybody drawn my request? Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes fisting humanized Nightmare Moon who, instead of her own head, has the head of non-humanized Twist who's looking at something off screen? I've been away for several hours and didn't want to miss it.

>>27307934
Ooo, the color version.

>>27307937
I have to sleep with my feet hanging off of a twin size bed

>>27305254
close enough to dinosaur

>>27308028
>>27308028
I said I'm working on it. Be patient

>>27307937
I have to sleep on a couch. Or the floor. Usually the couch.

>>27308041
But on the plus side, you can get Pony bed sheets.

>>27307927

You have a trampoline too?

Well you can just go fuck yourself.

>>27308017
I'll sleep with you.

any drawing request? I will try my best but I am not that good

>>27308087
OK, thank you, I just wasn't sure if you had drawn it already. Good bye and god bless.

>>27308115
Are you mai waifu?