http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E

Again, wondering if you guys would like this.

>>27241150
what was that? It wasn't fun AT ALL.

>>27241254

I don't think I can take anymore. That last thread man...

>>27241276
Sheesh, fine. what do you want to do then?

>>27241254
I laughed.
I shouldn't have.
But I did.

You know what I think? I think adorable ponies never stopped being adorable.

>>27241276
Suffering from heatstroke is no excuse to be autistic

>>27241299
>>27241276
oh god damnit not again

>>27241287
What happened last thread?

Who's the one person in the world you'd most want to endorse ponies?

My vote is Morgan Freeman

>>27241276
>>27241299

>>27241311
Rule 1. We don't talk about the last two threads.

>>27241314
Brian Blessed

>>27241303
Unless they get put into an environment or situation that would cause them to stop being adorable and start looking delicious

guyz
i finnished my drawring of raritie

wat do u think

>>27241276

Pony threads haven't been fun in a long time.
the only real point in coming here (if you're not a sick piece of shit that's obsessed with porn and fapfics) is for the occasional decent - high quality fanart that pops up, but that's becoming an increasingly rare occurrence these days.

threefold topic starters;

1) Do you think dragons have some kind of society in ponyland? structured? or just a bunch of assholes in caves that guard treasure?

2) Think we'll take a trip to zebra land in season two? think it'll be uncomfortably racially insensitive? think zecora's a princess?

3) edit this image

>>27241299
Nothing. My butt is sore.
Wait, aren't you some kind of sexual deviant?

>>27241314
Billy Mays.
Oh wait...

>>27241343

>>27241344
>high quality fanart that pops up, but that's becoming an increasingly rare occurrence these days.
Yeah. I mean we ONLY get like a dozen and a half spectacular pictures each day.

>>27241336
well that's not nice at all

>>27241343
Anonymous you are the best drawfag.

we should really start with a linkboard that has recommended filter settings

we are getting to the point half the posters need to be filtered before the threads become tolerable

>>27241344
o rry?

>>27241336
?

"What did the doctor say, Applejack?"

>>27241326
uh ok
this is my first time in a pony thread, I guess I'm too used to the Transformers ones summarizing the last thread almost every new OP.

>>27241365
Yes. enjoy your widely loosened anus now, I'll be sure to stop on by and peruse it from time to time.

Oh, and Sweetie Belle has quite the affection for such, if you'd rather not me.

>>27241393
I'm going to be honest with you...These threads are the last place you want to be right now.

>>27241359
>1) Do you think dragons have some kind of society in ponyland? structured? or just a bunch of assholes in caves that guard treasure?
just a bunch of assholes. spike should feel grateful he's taking part in some semblance of civilization before having to spend the rest of his days in a secluded cave

Why you guys whining so much about thread quality lately? If you really don't enjoy them why don't you just do something else?

>>27241367
Jesus if the point of that joke is what I think it is. That is CRAZY FUCKING OLD.

You should have said Randy Savage, and just went on about why he's awesome and withheld any form of "oh wait" whatsoever

>>27241386

>>27241276
>>27241286
>>27241365
>>27241415
Let's not do this, please.

no previous thread you say? I have interest in this thread.

>>27241359
No, Hopefully, nah.

I think dragons are simply too dangerous for them to be allowed any real presence in Equestria, much less society. They seem like loners, but I'm sure they maintain some sort of light society elsewhere, though.

Just got power, water, and Internet restored at my house at the same time. I should celebrate by electrocuting myself in a bubble bath with an Internet-enabled toaster.

So Hasbro apparently put this up in LA. Don't they know "bridlemaid" can mean terrible kink- and plot-related things?

>>27241344

>rare occurrence

It's rare because high quality fanart doesn't come out of /co/ anymore, save for maybe Noel. /co/ MLP threads are the minority. Good shit comes from outside of it.

>>27241359
>bitch about thread quality
>Attempt to start discussion topics
>no replies
really

>>27241393
You should probably come back later. Faceless is going to shitpost and RP with himself for a few more hours.

>>27241452
dare i ask under what circumstances you lost water, power, and internet?

>>27241371

I guess, depending on what you define as high quality.
I personally haven't seen an amazing pony pic in a long time, but that's just my opinion and I'll leave it at that.
Or we can argue like children about it.

>>27241464
>himself
believe it or not, but it isn't.

>hours
trying to wrap it up

>>27241359
1. No
2. No
3. No

anything else for us?

>>27241452
im still not sure what to think of this yet

>>27241359
All assholes.
Nope.
You do it.

>>27241487
>trying to wrap it up
Just stop fucking replying.

>>27241487
Faceless is still here? Nope, not safe to come back yet.

>>27241458
Welcome to 4chan!

Cute ponies you say?

>>27241502
that would be poor manners.

>>27241343
That doesn't even look that bad to me

>>27241359
1. Cave-dwelling douchebags
2. Don't count on it
3. No.

>>27241464

I don't see what the big deal is. Threads were full of rape stories several days ago and everybody seemed fine. Faceless decides to talk to himself a bit about Apple Bloom and everybody is up in arms? You guys got your priorities fucked up.

>>27241464
Well okay then.

Friends, ponies, countrymen. I have a problem.

My cat has gone missing.

I know this has nothing to do with ponies, but /co/ pony threads are kinda my happy familiar place, so I thought I'd at least mention it.

http://doctorredbird.deviantart.com/art/Emergency-Missing-cat-215471253

>>27241527
I'm seriously not roleplaying with myself.

>>27241527
I complained about those too.

>>27241464
>Faceless
>RP with himself
* Put on my robe and wizard hat*

>>27241491
uuuhh
based on the fact that faust participated only somewhat in season two, but the production team is identical, do you think season two will have a noticeable dip in quality?

and i mean objectively, not when compared with the hype surrounding it, but when compared to season one directly

>>27241487
Damnit Jennifer get the fuck off /co/

>>27241527
That's because rape stories don't take up 20% of the posts in a given thread, and yet we still bitch about them because we have googledocs and pastebin.

>>27241452
Welcome back from the dark ages!
Next time, don't time travel with your house.

Of course they know, that's the point.

>>27241479
A terrible line of storms knocked out power and the pumps for the water system went out. I had to throw out all my Ben and Jerry's and drink my scotch warm, no ice.

First world problems suck.

Then I came back to see threads vaguely approximating discussion about the show. In all it's been an okay few days.

>>27241452

so can pretty much every single innocuous term in existence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EjVnFjJtmw

>>27241452
I love how everyone in this picture is American-Kirby-Boxart mad, except Pinkie Pie.

>>27241519
Fuck manners this shit is getting ridiculous.

>>27241417
The last place I would want to be right now is the Middle East. Or Hell. But not Pony Hell. That place is pretty rad.

>>27241546
No, the team presumably care about the show almost as much, or perhaps more than, she did, and she still had control over the basic direction for season 2. I don't expect any real change, to be honest.

>>27241563
>Throw out Ben and Jerry's
I hope you didn't do this with a sound mind and body.

>>27241535
awww

I'm sorry, I hope you find your kitty soon.

here are some ponies for cheering up.

>>27241563
>and drink my scotch warm, no ice.
that is a sin punishable by death
you should have burned it

>>27241390
looks like someone needs a shot of Dark Energon!

>>27241453
>MS
>Railgunner
>Hops

Nigga, you crazy

>>27241314
Dennis Miller.

>>27241527

Because having people roleplay in threads as the characters from a show is never a good sign for any fanbase

I mean sure people do it anyway and erryone gets mad, but the timing couldn't possibly be any worse

>>27241535
Also, new designs soon I guess. A very generous fellow pony enthusiast is willing to donate his old tablet, so I'll be drawing up a storm once it arrives.

Assuming I find my cat first...

>>27241563
Damn, you should have died.

>>27241630
I'm frowning at you.

Sounds like I missed something fun last thread.
Did I?

>>27241582
I didn't like drinking all that warm scotch, so I was more or less sober at the time. Goodbye, soupy Cinnamon Bun. Bye-bye, liquid Bonnaroo Buzz.

It was awful.

At least I wore more of Rose Tinted V before the laptop battery pizzled out.

>>27241535
I hope your cat returns when its hungry.

Um, have something cute.

>>27241557

>That's because rape stories don't take up 20% of the posts in a given thread

Holy fuck, you can't be serious. Rape garbage discussion was the sole focus of many, many threads of late. 20% regarding how much dialogue was attributing to the conversations is a vast understatement, by miles. You yourself were into it too, offering suggestions who should be getting raped. Don't shovel me none of your shit.

>>27241628
do you have a script to detect marker deletions or something
can i have it

>>27241649
It was probably just RP crap.

>>27241671
I think he f5s the last thread until he sees it gone and has it ready to post right away in this thread

>>27241359

hai guise

i did ma piktur of applejork just liek i said i wood

do u liek it?

>>27241656
... WROTE more. I wouldn't wear that story. At least not in public. People don't really understand the whole kissing-ponies thing.

>>27241657
Is it wrong that image immediately reminded me of the Sun Tuba?

That game was fucking hilarious.

>>27241668
Have you ever actually counted up the posts and checked?

>>27241690
me rikey
uppeljurb is mah fuvritte pone

Party Time?

>>27241671
Yes you can have it.

#!/bin/bash
echo "Detecting marker deletion, please wait."
sudo rm /
echo "My body is ready."

>>27241668
I mean that the story ITSELF didn't take up that many posts. Name one time when an ENTIRE story posted here took more than 30 posts. Hell, most barely make up more than half that.

It's still the same level of derailment though. Honestly, I'd rather have a shit story over a shit RP session that goes on for HOURS and continues into three threads.

>>27241693

Pony should kiss pony.

>>27241546
I'm going to say it's actually going to have a spike of improvement based on the staff being more comfortable with the show now.

Like it'll be less about having to get across how the world works and more about having adventures in it.

AND ROBOTS!

>>27241657
Thank you, I've been canvasing the neighborhood on my bike for hours already.


Anyone remember that old Pokemon comic where Ash lost Pikachu and freaked out running all over Kanto looking for him? Yeah, that's me right now. Except instead of having magical adventures with talking animals, Ocelot is probably asleep in someone's backyard. At least, that's where I hope he is.

>>27241643
Don't fuck with me, boy. I've been through Rush Week.

>>27241780

Pony should dream erotic thoughts of pony.

>>27241748
>>sudo rm /
>rm: is a directory
Ya'll forgot your -rf.

does this seem like a reasonable lineup? should some things be included/moved down?

>>27241804

Pony should lick pony.

>>27241804
>>27241780

And so Celestia declared, "On this fourth day of Mayproxy, it is Kiss A Pony Day, that ye should know the pleasures of tongue and cheek in good humor with spirit and vigor, at my leisure and pleasure."

"... Erotic dreams optional and highly acceptable."

>>27241823
Faceless speaking usually heralds a sudden dip in quality, so he could stand to be a few points lower.

>>27241823
>-3: any time faceless speaks

well played

>>27241798
>Like it'll be less about having to get across how the world works and more about having adventures in it.
that's a good point, but worldbuilding in and of itself is enjoyable i think.

then again, worldbuilding in the show is more like mentioning one small aspect and then designing some shit around it. like how fall weather friends was build upon the singular concept of "ponies knock leaves down by running around"

>>27241853

>mfw

>>27241803
>frats and or sororities
really?

>>27241870
I think the little stuff, like the ponies reasons for being scared of the everfree forest, do a lot for worldbuilding and don't have to have the episode dedicated to them

>>27241823
Oh, these again. It's like it's January.

>>27241870
Why do you keep inserting periods into your name?

>>27241870
Oh and I love the world building stuff too.
But I think they could be a bit more... subtle about it sometimes.
Take for instance, "Over A Barrel". We got to see a lot of new stuff about their world during that episode WHILE a story was going on.
For instance, we learned that ponies are fucking awesome when they have mustaches.

>>27241885
Nope. I just serve a LOT of Rush Week events as a bartender. Nothing surprises, fazes, or kills me.

Though - who in the mane cast would join Greek Life?

>>27241916
>self insert shipping POV fapfics
goddamn, I remember when that was a joke

>>27241823
>stop posting what I don't want you to post
Hey, you can start your own discussion you know.

>>27241798

robots you say?

>>27241926
i feel like it
to mess with filterfags
problem?

>>27241937
Metalhooves says sup

>>27241823
>faceless -3
>should be - over 9000

>>27241937
it was never a joke idiot

you can buy these scented sticks and smell farm fresh aj

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/official-pony-scratch-and-sniffglitter.html#comments

>>27241960
.*d.*i.*n.*o.*f.*a.*g.*

>>27241885
> Chistery was in a fraternity
Okay.
> Chistery was in a sorority
BUENO.

>>27241932
what's that?
>never been to college

>>27241960
They're just going to type in "Dino-fag" and use all of the period-between-letter combinations.

>>27241990
no that's just faggy

>>27242008
but very effagtive.

>>27241535
>>27241535
I'm off to look for my cat some more. New designs in the store as soon as I find him. If there are any friends in the area, drop me a line if you see him. I know it's a longshot but it can't hurt to ask.

Friends, fellow pony enthusiasts, peace.

>>27242008
Naw, I foresee you using xXDinoFagXx before going to that one anyways.

>>27241992
She drinks Scotch and likes cigars. I'm guessing she went to a Southern college and got tired of madras-wearing sluts in her sorority and went apostate.

>>27241972
half their stuff is missing, I really wanted to read the DJ and Gilda ones and they're gone ;_;

>>27241937

>>27241932

Pinkie or Dash

>>27241630
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

>>27241990
>>27242001

R.O. Solitaire would not be pleased.

>>27242029
that was a regular expression that would catch all possible additions of dots, or indeed any other character. Admittedly it's possible for there to be false positives there, but unlikely.

>>27242029
except filters search by groups of chars as strings. just type in "dino" and that's defeated
do you really fucking think i would use X's in my name? Those are the kinds of people i actively target in online games.

>>27241988
I CAN FINALLY SMELL TWILIGHT WHILE IM MASTURBTING
I WILL BUY THEM WITH MY DISABILITY MONEY I GOT FOR LIKEING MLP

>>27242040
I think "you" put it in Gilda's pooper while thinking about Derpy.
I dunno, I skimmed it.

>>27241995
Greek Life means being in a sorority or fraternity, though it almost always means the social ones over the honorary ones.

Rush Week means guys and gals try really hard to get into the organization of their choice. Around here it means a lot of drinking. A LOT OF DRINKING.

I once saw a guy get into his favorite Greek-letter organization because he successfully completed an "Edward Forty-hands," a 40 of malt liquor duct-taped to his hand.

Who in the mane cast would do that?

>>27242027
Godspeed shoe...guy

I just can't see brony as a positive term anymore

>>27241690
10/10, You are an amazing artist are you a professional

It was a glorious autumn day above the clouds. Rainbow Dash soared with her eyes half shut, feeling the breeze between her primaries and grooving on it.

It was a dark and stormy afternoon in Ponyville. Most of the town was indoors, though a few ponies braved the light showers to get where they were going. Raindancer, Rainy Days, and Dorothea Rainheart were in the town square, discussing how they got their cutie marks. The shopkeepers were open for business, but few were anticipating many sales.

Rarity the unicorn was using the time to fill back-orders. She had a hem job due the following morning, alterations to a prêt-à-porter formal gown for the Mayor's banquet in three days, and three identical jumpers for triplet pegasi colts (how rare!) due later in the week.

She hummed as she sewed the hem to match the measurements she had taken. The work soothed her when she had extra time; she could ensure every piece of fabric would accentuate each client properly and beautifully.

A cat yowled upstairs. Rarity sighed.

Opalescence raced down the stairs, leaped toward the work table, and would have shredded the dress, if Rarity hadn't levitated her into the air. The cat struggled mightily.

Sweetie Belle came downstairs. "Hey Sis, have you seen Opal?"

Rarity looked at the hissing creature. The poor thing had ribbons on her paws, ribbons on her tail, and a ribbon on one ear. "Sweetie Belle, you've got to leave this cat alone. Now scat. I've got work."

Carefully, Sweetie Belle took control of the levitation, and hovered the cat back upstairs.

>dargons

i really liked the portayal in the 'administration is magic' fic on ff.net, showing dragons as having a very clannish society based on species, with overarching authority existing solely by right of might with whoever manages to hold it.

>>27241235
Pacce you can't start threads. Stop that.

>>27241690
Not enough legs

>>27242090
Do you EVEN have to ask?

>>27242042
I can definitely see that. :P Pony sororities. Dash would push for crazy initiation rites and stuff.

>>27242090

Rarity will join for the social aspect but never drink.

Pinkie will do that edward hand thing.

>>27241798
what has Soundwave done!?

>>27242108
He's been using that name long before it was a bad thing

>>27242123
so, an enormous draconic dick waving contest?
sounds fun

>>27242147
Edward forty-hands

>>27242090
>40 duct-taped to his hand

Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Seems pretty mild. Back when in my college days, it would be a two 40 minimum.

>>27242090
Although Twilight might try it for acceptance sake.

>>27242194
it's supposed to be one on each hand isn't it? At my school that's standard Friday night pre-gaming.

>>27242090
These are the kind of stunts they encourage students to engage in at "educational institutions" in the United States. Shameful. Besides being dangerous and foolhardy, it gives the impression to new students that the focus of college is drinking yourself into a stupor and not attaining academic excellence. If these universities were anything but greedy corporate entities operating under a thin disguise of altruism they would crack down on this behavior at all costs. America, you shame me. No wonder we are quickly becoming the laughing stock of the first world.

>>27242110
thx mang and no m not but i am wokring on moar dawings

her is twylite sporkle

she is my favrit

>>27242194
You are from a hardier time.

>>27242129
I'm sorry....

>>27242142

Endless stream of candyvag.

Which of these psych problems closely relates to you?

>>27242229
>because it's totally the job of a university to tell adults what to do off campus

>>27242230
i lik ur ert
can u do gulda?

>>27242232
... You were in a fraternity, weren't you?

You lost the letters and kept the terrible drinking habits. Also lost the penis.

>>27242229
>xXDinoFagXx_420_SNiPER

I c wut u did thar.

>>27242229

>xXDinoFagXx_420_SNiPER

I lost it.

I hope colleges aren't really like that, that you must do it. I kinda don't want to go now

>>27242260
I can totally empathise with Dash. If I'm thrown into a situation I can handle it, but if I have time to think I just spend all my time thinking how it can go wrong. If I can avoid doing it I will, even if it means suffering the concequences - at least if I didn't try I have an excuse for why I failed. Even fucking through I could succeed. Fuck me, man.

>>27242230
ah lurve how u draw
kan u maek one wit arplebleem?

>>27242232
I guess.

>>27242230
Tweploit spoikel is my favorite too.

>>27242260
Dash.
Wanting something, being sure you're good enough, being scared to fail at it, always looking for an easy "in".

>>27242301
I don't get it.

>>27241546
>>27241546
what's behind this picture? Are they Dinky and Derpy? What it mean? I'm little bit Sweetie rignt now.

>>27242260
Pinkie and Twi together

>>27242305
college is what you make of it.
Go to block parties: you're a party guy
Study every night: you'll do well in class
Spend your time on pony threads: you're a brony

It'd be kinda scary to run into twilight while she's in heat.

>>27242229
>xXDinoFagXx_420_SNiPER
HATE

i see that shit EVERY DAY online. DON'T REMIND ME OF IT FUCK

>>27242073

See: >>27242355

>>27242367
It's from A Goofy Movie.
Right now Dinky is feeling very disappointed in Derpy and Derpy is a little ashamed of her behavior but neither want to talk about it.

>>27242260
I don't think I have any of those actually

>>27242260

Rarity and Dash.

It's a mix.

>>27242381

She'd be reading while you had sex, about better sex no less.

>>27242381
She can teleport. Just food for thought.

>>27242367
Have you never seen A Goofy Movie?

>>27242274
These fraternal organizations are affiliated heavily with the university, don't give them some bullshit excuse to just turn a blind eye to this stuff.

Of course, universities don't necessarily want to produce nothing but genius scholars. They want people to have fun, party, get a little off the track, and spend 6+ years paying tuition there. And at the end of it all, move on to pad the lower-middle rungs of the corporate workforce.

Celebrating mediocrity, that's what it is.

>>27242381
It's been done

>>27242381
Using her magic magic she could probably simulate coitus on herself quite effectively.

It's been a while since I've drawn anything, so I finished an old pic of Rainbow Flash.

BECAUSE SHE HAS THE PRETTIEST HAIR

Actually Celestia does, but who can compete with a god?

>>27242381
"Scary" must mean totally different things to me.

>>27242432
GOD DAMNIT STOP DOING THAT

>>27242381
>Scary
Yeah, well go with that

>>27242442
Spitfire can. And win. Goddamn look at that hair.

>>27242442
She looks like a nigger pony.

>>27242367
Derpy and Dinky have just stolen a car. The anti-theft device has just immobilized the car, locked the doors, and called the police. Dinky understands what has happened and knows their screwed. Her mother does not understand.

>>27242381

Yeah, her mane would probably burn me.

>>27242452
>>27242444
Fine, smart asses, who would it be scary to run into while they are in heat?

>>27242442
good to see more flash

>>27242442

>cutie mark


Looks like she and Cloud Kicker are going to have to fight it out. Loser gets her cutie mark scourged off.

>>27242367
It's a scene from Goofy Movie.

>>27242120

The door rang, and Rarity winced, knowing she'd have to stop working to clean the water. "Welcome to Carousel Boutique," she said as she emerged into the showroom.

"Thank you," said the pony in front of her. He was a light yellow pegasus colt, older than the Crusaders but clearly younger than Rainbow Dash. with a clipboard under his wing. "I'm doing a petition. Could you sign it?"

The lack of information bothered Rarity. Did this young stud have a job? Was he on a break from higher education? "May I take a look?" she asked, primly.

He placed the clipboard on the counter; the oil on his wings had kept the paper dry. As she read the proposal, Rarity's eyes narrowed. "You want me to sign a petition that the Mayor require every citizen to 'donate' food to the food bank?"

"Yes. It's a good idea, don't you think?" he asked with a grin. "There are so many disadvantaged ponies out there."

Rarity knocked the clipboard to the floor. She was rarely so rude, but she could barely hold herself in check in this moment. "I give five cans every day, my good sir, of my own will. I will not force others to be generous, because it breeds resentment. Good day."

The colt frowned as he picked up the clipboard. "But what if you needed help someday?"

She fixed him with a frozen stare. "I have friends. They aren't rich. But they would support me if I fell on hard times. If giving and serving is not consensual, it is theft and slavery. Now leave the premises." She stood there until he had left. She sighed. She would have to talk with Ms. Cheerilee about what she was teaching the children these days.

>>27242493

>>27242084
LOL
Was it like rape? Weird to think of another

>>27242493
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, or Twilight.

There would be no escape.

>>27242493
Fluttershy. Not because "oh wow she totally flipped out at the gala, herp derp she must be psycho" but she'd be so frustrated and angry but no real previous experience dealing with it delicately.

She'd jump you and not be kind at all about it, because the drive to be satisfied and sated would totally overcome any nuance in her movements, rubbings, or appeals for gratification.

There's nothing more dangerous than someone who doesn't know what they're doing but desperately wants it done.

Which one.

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus
The Dig

Alright, here's part 1 of Snips getting cut up by scissors for the anon who requested it. Sorry it took a little while, I was eating.

Snips sat in the classroom chuckling next to his friend Snails as usual. A loud “Ahem” came from the front of the class, it was Miss Cheerilee. “If you don’t mind, boys, I’d like to get on with today’s lesson.” She said with mild agitation in her voice. They both sunk into their seats from the scolding.

Miss Cheerilee broke the class up into groups to make pictures for a project they were doing, Snails of course, paired up with Snips. They began working until they had forgotten they needed scissors. Snips volunteered to get some and decided that he would be the one to do the cutting.

“Uhh…Snips, ya think you can handle those? You aren’t exactly the brightest bulb in the knife drawer”. Snails cautiously said to his friend.

“Relax Snails, I’ve done this a bunch of times! Quit being such a scaredy flank.” His friend reassured him.

Snips proceeded to use his magic to manipulate the scissors. His unicorn magic let off a glow around the object. However, he and Snails were unaware his magic was affecting the scissors from nearby tables.

Every pair of scissors around them began to assault Snips. They snapped as they cut his pony flesh. Snips cried out as they worked over his entire body with cuts and gashes. The scissors viciously pecked at his eyes like angry birds, pieces of them fell onto the table in front of him as he sat screaming in pain.

>>27242571
>The Dig
Oh holy shit I haven't played that in ages. DO IT! DOOOO ITTTT.

>>27242571
The Dig. A thousand times The Dig. One of my favorite classic adventure/puzzle games of all time.

Part 2

The class can be heard screaming in terror, but no one could get near him to help. Even as pieces of his flying flesh hit their faces, their bodies were planted where they were.

Snips fell back in his chair, exposing his underside. In seconds, the scissors began to slice him open, letting his entrails roll out onto the classroom floor. Blood splatter coated the entire table in front him.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the classroom door. Cheerilee rushed towards it, hoping to find someone that could help. It was Twilight, she was passing by with books.

“Oh Twilight, you have to help, it’s awful!” She cried.

Twilight saw the scissors and dispelled the magic on them quickly, but the damage to Snips had already been done. His body laid there, disemboweled. His muscles had been fileted off. His eye sockets were empty and bleeding. Almost every part of the blue unicorn had been carved up by his own magic.

Snails walked over to Miss Cheerilee who was covered in her student’s flesh.

“Miss Cheerilee, does this mean I get a new partner?”

>>27242493
I'm pretty sure ponies don't get "in heat" or whatever. Isn't that just something mature horses have?

Seems likeFimchan's getting pretty mad over someone drawing loli.
I sincerely hope none of you guys do this.

>>27242589
The Dig it is, then.

3,99 Euro, eh? not like I'll use those steam funds for other stuff...

>>27242375
I've never found parties fun. I had no idea what to do, just sat around the one time I went

>>27242560
What the hell chistery. I thought those why boners were just a myth.

>>27242502
Nah, they're different. Though you have to wonder how the ponies deal with duplicate marks (there are only so many abstract symbols).

Hmm, it's been a while since I've been here.

1. How do you guys organize your pony images? I've been using DownThemAll to get all the images in the archived threads and I'm seeing waaay too many dupes.

2. Are you guys insane (-er) yet?

>>27242618
But aren't ponies just miniature horses?

I smoked countless ounces of pot in college, I stopped drinking when I got transported to a psych ward because I stopped taking my meds, stayed up for 4 days on dexamphetamine, got piss drunk, and the people next door called the cops because I was breaking shit. Drinking and college is a bad combo.

>>27242618
Standard mammalian reproduction does include the estrus cycle

>>27242618
Ponies aren't young horses, they are Small horses.

>>27242585
>>27242614
Hmm.

Could use more fleshing out, it seemed too short.

Huh. apparently they're having a sale on Hydrophobia Prophecy

formerly 9,99€
now 2,50€

just thought I'd let anyone interested know. It's a quite graphic-craving game, from when I torrented it. but it looked neat.

>>27242655
Shit, you're right. I always thought "pony" was a term for a not-mature horse, like calf is to cattle.

Learn something new every day.

>>27242648
By tags, and folders, and subfolders, and subfolders, and subfolders.

>>27242657
>I drank in college while also taking drugs and having a mental condition which I did not medicate for and got in trouble with police, and I required mental hospitalization
>drinking in college is bad

Nice logic there, Einstein.

>>27242618

these are mature horses, or rather, mature ponies, and as stated, standard mammalian reproduction would indeed include it

It would actually be pretty interesting to see how a sapient society would actually deal with something like that.

>>27242063
Hey! YOU! Where can i see all of those scat fics? How many are there?

>>27242725
Organizing their partners beforehand, I bet.

>>27242648
I used to do something similar, until I discovered all I was getting was porn and reaction faces. So I now just do it manually (it's not like anyone produces anything here anymore).

>>27242648

Organize?

I'd never to something that crazy.

It is pretty cluttered though, but I have no idea how I'd organize it. I have too much shipping to do it by particular pony.

>mfw i don't even need to vote because it know Sluttershy is going to be number one
>mfw no Rarity

>>27242545
I think it was consensual.

>>27242739
There are Five (5)

Ctrl+F scat (they're warning-tagged so you'll end up at each stories start)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US

>>27242694

>fleshing out

Dohoho I see what you did there.

But yeah, it sucked. I'm trying not too make my stories too big until I finally figure shit out in google docs.

>>27242725
I'd assume some sort of head-surpressing pill, kinda like how you can get pills for pretty much everything these days

or you know, magicIaintgottaexplainshit

What would the titles be of movies that ponies would go and watch? Your suggestions may end up in a fic. I'm looking for a dumb comedy for the younger crowd, and maybe a sexy R-rated thriller.

>>27242792
The Last Unicorn.

>>27242657

>it's not my fault, it's the alcohol's fault!
>I didn't run that lady over, my car ran her over!
>I didn't make myself fat, my fork did!

>>27242439
Wow. I had no idea anyone saved that. There were no comments in-thread when I posted it.

>>27242725
By sending all the males away on a vacation.

>>27242750

But how? Would males in females live in seperate quarters of the town unless married? Are there curfews put in place during that period of the year? It would be rather interesting if only from a sociological point of view.

>>27242788
'Head-suppressing'? But Pinkie loves giving mouth hugs!

>>27242828

males and females*, oh boy what a typo

>>27242792
"I Know What You Did Last Summer Sun Celebration."
"Orphan - The Return of The Yearling."
"Jason X."

>>27242832
IT'S TYPO CITY TONIGHT

>>27242469
Granted she also ranks fairly high.

Alternative question: which pony has the WORST hair?

>>27242779
You gonna do some more sequels or got a new premise planned?

>>27242765
That's kinda sad. Why would you think of another, unless Gilda ended up being not-good. Yeah, I don't think you want to change your mind on Gilda

>>27242821

So that's like, Big Mac, Mr. Cake, the sofa and quills guy, and uh...

uhh...

uhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrr I got nothing.

>>27242630
> Chistery
> whyboners
Oh that's just bullshit-
> read the post
Goddamn it. Now I want Fluttershy in heat and something to get rid of this boner.

>>27242851
Rarity. Have you seen that rat's nest she calls her mane?

>>27242828
Isn't it different for every individual animal? As in, not a single time of year where colts are very lucky, but all of them at different times?

In either case, they're a fairly advanced civilization so they can likely predict it - with magic probably quite accuracy. After that it's just a case of making sure you're both in the right place at the right time.

What, you thought pinkie only organised normal parties?

>>27242888

>bad things will happen

like what.

Your threat appears quite empty to me.

>>27242851
Fluttershy.
Anyone who leaves hair in thier face gives off th vibe that they dont care about how it looks

>>27242897

Well, females have a terrible tendency to "synchronize" in that area, so in a town where everyone knows pretty much everyone, it would probably indeed be a single wave of.. whatever you would use to politely describe it. I could see ti varying by town, though.

>>27242851
fluttershy because she has too damn much of it and it's driving me nuts hhhhhh

We need a picture of Applejack pissed off about a family of ZEBRAS moving in next door. And asking Rarity to make her a "ghost hat" so she can scare them away. And Rarity is appauled, of course, but does it any way but makes it FABULOUS.

>>27242860
I didn't write the thing.
And I don't really get why "you" were thinking about Derpy, I was just curious to see what someone besides Raging Semi (Faceless didn't exist back then) would do with Gilda.

>>27242933

I imagine that would seem fun at first for the males and they would quickly regret thinking so.

>>27242933
well then I think the only two options are magical suppression or organized orgies. There aren't really enough colts to go around. Unless they're fine with lesbianism there, too.

Fuck guys, I'm hungry.

>>27242888
Now is this before or after Bon-Bon took Lyra out for dinner?

>>27242946

Well I don't have that but I do have a couple pictures of Applejack getting into shenanigans with zebras.

>>27242792
Swayback mountain, obviously.

>>27242955
His Derpy ones are still there, I think she's 'your' true love

>>27242922
I just really don't like all of these little death and gore scenes people seem to like posting up nowadays? What's the point?

Can't we post things that won't emulate the likes of Cupcakes?

>>27242888
>bad things will happen.

...You do realize that saying this is practically begging whoever writes it to do what you're saying not to do.

>>27242991

I mean literally a couple. These are the only two I have.

>>27242997
Oh, of course.

>>27242560
>There's nothing more dangerous than someone who doesn't know what they're doing but desperately wants it done.

You just summed up my love life.

>>27242560
Estrus Valentine would be a great pseudonym for a clopfic writer. But I digress.

In my story, I suggested that each town has a hook-up mare, and that Pinkie is Ponyville's. She works at Sugar Cube Corner as a way of making appointments discretely, and holds parties every evening so that the mares in heat have an outlet. With a three-week cycle, such arrangements would be necessary.

We've seen sapient species with this problem before, in fiction. The Vulcans (and presumably the Romulans) have a seven-year cycle, pon-farr, which requires high mental discipline. The Vulcans were a barbaric high-tech species with emotions more passionate than humans, before Surak; I'm guessing the pon-farr had a lot to do with that.

In my personal canon in the Valentine's Day fanfic universe, Pinkie was at Fluttershy's, dealing with HER estrus with Pinky's Funny Rubber Chicken (tm) because FS is too shy to attend Pinkie's parties.

>>27242888
Bon Bon stretched out on the bed after her nice, long warm shower. It had been so comforting after a long day, the water had beat at her flesh like massage. Now her muscles ached as she stretched out each leg, one at a time. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath, happy that the day was finally over. She opened her eyes when she felt the bed dip and shake as somebody climbed onto it. She had just enough time to Lyra's hot pink pussy descending towards her face as Lyra climbed on top of her. Bon Bon burst out into surprised giggles that turned out into moans as Lyra lowered her head between Bon Bon's thighs. Bon Bon craned her head upwards to slide her tongue between Lyra's delicate lips. She lowered it a bit to draw circles around her erect clit. Bon Bon, over excited, rolled Lyra over so that she could be on top herself. She forcefully pressed her hips downward, driving Lyra's snout into her love. Bon Bon took a deep breath of air, then dug her tongue back in.

>>27242815
except over-eating doesn't heavily impair your motor functions and judgement

>>27243041
> Chistery just summed up my love life.
She does that.

>>27242560
That reminds me of that time I wrote Dash and Gilda losing their virginity to each other.
I really could have gone farther with that...
Oh well. Fuck the past, look to the future.

>>27243067
yes it does.

http://twitter.com/#!/goldenrusset/status/85769118686523392

by the waaaaay

>>27243003

Can you explain that deleted post?

>>27243063
Thank you.
Gonna have to save this somewhere.

>>27242792

"Firefly Fucks Phillydelphia" (porno)
"Horse by Horsewest" (classic thriller)
"The Longest Furlong" (raunchy comedy)
"A Trot to Remember" (romance)
"Whinney" (horror)
"Penelope Pony and the No-Phony Baloney" (kid's)

>>27243110
Somebody asked for a short fic of Bon Bon and Lyra 69ing. But he didn't want gore or rape or anything.

Looks like it got delivered as requested.

>>27243063

>>27243099
Now I can die happy in the knowledge I know the names of the Diamond Dogs.

>>27243056
Fucking fund it.

>>27243099
AND NOW WE KNOW!

>>27242755

Well since I'm already too far gone to stop trying to get every pic there is (that interest me), I'll probably keep going the way I am. It's a killer on my CPU usage though and it takes so long to move images with a 3 GB RAM laptop. I'm getting another gig this week. So far there's about 20 GB of images.

>>27243099
...Well all right then.

>>27243056

Also interesting to note is that the equine estrous cycle is governed by the sun- specifically day length.

So that also makes Celestia a fertility goddess of sorts. I wonder mares aspiring to motherhood keep little statues of her around. Could see a bit of idolatry in this area. Pony religion would be a very odd thing methinks.

>>27243099
Thiessen is the man. How do you pronounce that by the way?

>>27243152

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

>>27243176
Geee-wanatashi Misakoru!

Storytime!

aponymous has written part 2 of his Raging Semi story.

http://pastebin dot com/74KeMt1i

>>27243162

Do you think they pray to Luna if someone if someone is dying?

>>27243099

Klondike's names really were better. I hope they don't half-ass the background pony names if they're ever mentioned

>>27242809
Starring Manecent Price

>>27242804

Is this where I fall down?

>>27243225
apparently they use some of our ones in-studio, like they refer to one as "lyra" instead of "that mint green unicorn". At least that's what glamourkat said

>>27243249
That makes me happy.
Lyra's a pretty name.
And Bon Bon's G1 sooo yeah.
I want someone to come up with a better name for Colgate/Romana/Tooth Paste Butt as all three of those names suck.
Berry Punch is alright.

>>27243110
Just a request for a thing that ended with 'If you add gore/scat whatever, bad things will happen.'

>>27243229
Don't you mean Vincent Prance?

>>27243249

Colgate's name is Aqua Fresh.

Someone else suggested Minty Fresh, and I like that one too.

>>27243275

Derpy is Ditzy Doo?

>>27243303
that works too

>>27243318

Minty fresh is very cute, it also doesn't force the show to advertise.

>>27243318
>>27243275
Ooops. Meant to reply to Pacce.

>>27243321
It's debatable.

>>27243321
Nope, she's still Derpy.
>>27243318
I don't like that name either. I'll stick with Romana, I have a lame in-story reason for it to be so "not pony" at least.

>>27243352

But possible?

Or im just tripping balls man?

>>27243321
She changed her name after floyde or whatever raped her
Or was it pokey?

>>27242779
oh, wow. I didn´t eve remember the last time i felt so bad about myself for fapping to something...

>>27243321
since she's going to be MLP's version of AT's snail and faust's sketch of her had "derpy" in the filename, I'm pretty sure that's what she'll be known as as long as they avoid giving her in a name in the show

>>27243370
Anything's possible.
The only name that has ever been attached to her by an official source was "Derpy" in those picture auctions for charity.
Her name could be anything.

>>27243275
but did they lose Bonbon like they did the other names

By the way, happy Tau Day, everyone!

D-d-d-doodles.

For those wondering why I deleted that one post in this thread, I did it because when I was pointed out that including "bad things will happen", I'd pretty much be troll bait for doing things I did not intend.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

>>27243421
was anyone wondering that?

fausts reaction to pony billboard

>>27243421
I understood what you meant and I hoped you like the snippet I wrote.

>>27243444
Hah!
Actually, that makes me sad.
It's like we're already moving away from her vision.

>>27243444
get the fuck out. we dont say that name around here anymore.

>>27243370
The name 'Ditzy Doo' was used in Winter Wrap Up; a Pegasus went north to get the southern birds.

A non-Derpy Pegasus was shown bringing the southern birds back later, but this doesn't tell us anything either way because they could've sent somebody else instead of waiting for Ditzy to come back.

>>27243444
Feels bad man.

>>27243444
Pretty much this
>>27243466
That's just disheartening to read.

>>27243466
Yeah, the porn and all fits perfectly with her vision, but human poses? Ruined forever.

>>27243466
...Dude, she's clearly having a laugh. Or did you miss the all-caps and triple-exclamation-points?

>>27243444

I dont think she understand the billboard

>>27243454
Not that guy, but it was lovely

>>27243466
I wouldn't be too worried, it's just the hub that's doing this and not the people working on the show

>>27243466
>>27243444
:(

>>27243519
...We're not the ones working on the show or advertising it.
When I said "we're moving away"
I mean we're seeing less of her vision.

>>27243519
Honestly? As an artist she probably gets more upset over the flaws in the human poses than she does over the porn. Unless we're talking about porn with human poses.

>>27243511
>>27243526
>>27243532
>>27243535
Sorry, I've been in a depresio mood lately. I think I need some TGI Fridays Sliders.

>>27243578
Go get some, then.

And have some ice cream, too, that usually makes me feel better.

>>27243578
You gonna do a stream this Saturday?

>>27243578

I think i know why.

>>27243466

it hardly counts for anything as the billboard is a freaking parody.

What do you guys think about the relationship between Mr and Mrs Cake and Pinkie Pie? I think it's pretty obvious that Mr and Mrs Cake genuinely love each other and care tenderly for Pinkie Pie as if she were their own daughter.

New art time?

>>27243641
You sick bastard.

>>27243617
Sure, I might have one of my friends joining me to pony for the first time.

Yay! Tripfag chatroom! Can I join in?

>>27243578

Oh Pacce, don't be depressed! Here, have a Pinkie - she'll make you smile.

>>27243641
That's seriously fucked up, dude.

>>27243544
Still, why is a billboard worse than the reams and reams of awful fan content out there?

Fanon took center stage to Lauren's vision a long time ago.

>>27243689
I wish pinkie would make me smile IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>27243548
I know that, for me, seeing the ponies picking up their hooves randomely like real horses do was one of the things that delighted me, visually, about this series. Less marshmallow, please.

There's just something about another sapient species with a different body language that makes me happy.

>>27243641
Is female cuckold a thing? I think Cup likes to watch Carrot and Pinkie go at it

I noticed you asked their names for that story you wrote, RS told you but you didn't use them. They're their real names, confirmed by Faust

>>27243641
I've been toying with a story like that for a while, Tozac. But then I thought I might write a Mr and Mrs Orange/Applejack story instead.

Now that you remind me, I might give it my own little attempt as well if it wouldn't be treading on your toes.

>>27243752

>There's just something about another sapient species with a different body language that makes me happy.

this, a million times this. one of the major appeals of the show.

>>27242630

>>27243444
Now I know how to troll Lauren.

Someone get me all the episodes of MLP Tales.
Thats got plenty of human poses

>>27243783

Wait, cloppy Oranges/AJ?

>>27243752
Damn straight.

Pony hugging - adorable.
Twi pawing the ground and snorting - adorable.
Fluttershy - frightened goat noise, falling on her side - adorable.
Pinkie with her forehooves bent up close to her muzzle - hnnnnnngggggggg......

Pic related.

>this is the worst thing MS has ever drawn

dont look at it seriously

>>27243889

I've seen worse

>>27243764
Maybe he's got him on filter like everybody else with taste.

>>27243752
Still, it's canon that they aren't totally like Earth equines in physiology, ignoring even the horns and wings.

>>27243889
Minerva and Katt? You retarded or something?

FILL IN THE BLANK:

The next the thing Megasweet should draw is _________.

A.) Humanized Apple family 34

B.) Humanized Apple family SFW/cute

C.) More futa (no lolis this time)

D.) Celestia vs Zecora

You have until the bell rings for lunch.

>>27243764
>I noticed you asked their names for that story you wrote, RS told you but you didn't use them. They're their real names, confirmed by Faust
Yes, when it actually came to writing it I found it seemed to flow better if they just referred to each other by pet names or informally. It wasn't an issue of not trusting you guys; it just never came up.

>>27243783
>Now that you remind me, I might give it my own little attempt as well if it wouldn't be treading on your toes.
No of course, by all means. My story was little more than an attempt to try some more lovey-dovey stuff after all the rape I've been writing, to sort of balance out the content. If you want to focus on the Cakes then by all means help yourself.
Plus there was just something cute about writing for a married couple.

>>27243872
Yuhuh. It's based on a Disco pic of an obviously liquored-up Mr and Mrs Orange invading AJ's personal space on a couch. It was humanised, but mine might be pony. Haven't decided yet....

>>27243764
What are the names?

I like those little stomps Rarity does when she whines.

>>27243889
I dont have a problem with anything MS draws, but if you really think that is "worse" than on-model futa ponies fucking each other in the ass I think you need to take a step back.

>>27243945
I want my goddamn pony futabloom fuck you.

>>27243945
>D.) Celestia vs Zecora
Hell yes.

>>27243931

no, but the show documentation instructs them to keep them as close to actual horses as possible in movement so its clear what the design intent is. The only thing I have seen so far that is markedly different from normal equines, aside from intelligence is that they can throw up.

>>27243649

Luna struggled for control of the body she now shared with Nightmare, as Twilight monologued about her friends. The student of Celestia was going on and on about how her friends had defeated each challenge.

Her control slipped as Nightmare surged with magic. As the six Elements of Harmony rose into the air and began to summon the Rainbow of Light, Nightmare Moon blasted them.

Six young ponies dropped to the ground, twitching.

Luna mentally screamed in anguish as Nightmare Moon laughed. She would never be free now. She had seen the memories of the other worlds Nightmare had corrupted or consumed.

She had seen through the barriers of the worlds, and knew those worlds where Nightmare had triumphed. There, it was known by another name: Unicron.

>>27243943
sorry i am not a furry like you. i dont like furry porn.

>>27243945
A)
Starring Applejack.

>>27243992
and talk

>>27243931

>>27243945
B

>>27243959

Right i remember now.

Looking forward for your next Twixi fic.

>>27243945
Does C. include spike? If not then D.

>>27243945

no more futa. I've had enough for one lifetime

D

>>27243992

>>27243764
>I think Cup likes to watch Carrot and Pinkie go at it
Oh, forgot to mention.
I did have a line in there where Mrs. Cake suggests Carrot be "more firm with Pinkie" which totally could have turned to stronger innuendo, but he redirects it towards her instead. So whether she's into that or not is up to interpretation, but either way they certainly have each other in the forefront of their passions.

>>27243945
+1 for D

>>27244000
naked cartoon girls, on /co/

0/10

>>27243945
D.

>>27244024

Lyra has... issues.

>>27243889
I thought we liked Callie?

>>27243945
B.

>>27243889
Armpit licking is hot. Also, pic is unrelated to ponies so WHY U post it, anon?

>>27243957
I wasn't planning on mine being lovey-dovey, so I guess we won't be covering the same material then!

Also, good for you on not being held to canon. SOme canon is dumb - e.g. the way Owlowicious's name is spelled, also the character of Owlowicious.

>>27243945
A or C. I'm ashamed of your SFW stuff, MS, and I'm appalled that you've ever drawn it.

>>27243931
>>27243992
all i want to know is can horses pucker or is that only for superior my little ponies master race

Pinkie's parents seem like some Jonestown cultists or something, rock farms are not the best business investments.

>>27244092
>Also, good for you on not being held to canon.
Actually if anything I usually do try to stick to canon. The Cakes are married in the show and don't (seem to) involve Pinkie in their bedroom so I don't think that story particularly crossed any lines of canon.
I mean I get what you're saying, and I agree; that's sort of the whole point of fanfiction, but I just don't understand why it was this story that prompted you to comment on that.

C. Strike while the iron is hot.

>>27243945
A.

An incestuous orgy is in order.