God damn I LOVE dem ponies!

>pic unrelated

http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson
Green isnt your color

druged ponies thread

Please no more pony threads...The last one was just awful.

Why do you still watch ponyshit?

Now.. Where were we... Oh right, turn around and butt up in the air, Sweetie.

Wind Whistler is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChsNlCPQjkY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZ_CROjTig&feature=related

inb4 military/gay bashing or whatever the fuck was going on in the other thread.

WHAT IF

WHAT IF WE TALKED ABOUT PONIES

guize i maed a dawring of twilite sparkul

tell me wat u think plox

BOOBS!

I mean ponies!

>>27239074
then this.

>>27239075
i thinks you's lyin'.

I never noticed Rarity was wearing earrings with her Gala outfit

>>27239075
It scuks.
I hate it.
Kill yourself

>>27239054
Then make this one a GOOD thread.

So what MLP really needs is a Kart racer. Ideas on the items you'd use?

When was the last time you watched an actual episode?

>>27239103
Pony threads will never be good again.

>>27239086

these quotes are 500% more obnoxious when used together

>>27239103
>implying Dash wouldn't cheat and get out of her kart and fly to the finish faster than the other ponies.
>>27239114
an hour ago?

>>27239103
Oh look I unlock a new ra...


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

>>27239114
Saturday. Boast Busters.

>>27239114
Yesterday. Even now, weeks and weeks after the season finale, I watch one a day.

Because they're 20 minutes long, and that's exactly the right period of time for my mouth to get used to having a retainer in it and let me go to sleep

>>27239054

keep the pride parade out of the thread and maybe they wouldn't go downhill so fast

>>27239114
wholly? Season Finalé.

other than that I've been going for references like the "sexy-" pictures. and so on so on.

>>27239054
Well, I know what make better thread, ponies covered by shit, semen and blood.

>>27239075
this is pret god but needs mor shiny on eys then is favorit

u r good artist! :D :D :D <3

>>27239103
Gummy would be an item
He gums your player's face which fucks up your steering or something

>>27239159
Faceless?

>>27239035

I love this guy's work.

>>27239077

Relevant to my current work.

>>27239114

yesterday night, Bridle Gossip bitches

Pic ending in doubles decides which fic i pre-read first.

Pony vampires or Rainbow Dash trying to get the last muffin?

RBD being gay would be reinforcing stereotypes. Isn't that the last thing the LBGT community wants at this point? One of the biggest pushes by this show was to break gender stereotypes, wouldn't that be super hypocritical if they were reinforcing sexuality stereotypes at the same time?

I'm not a homophobe, I would not at all mind having a homosexual character on the show, RBD is probably the wrong choice though. Hasbro would never allow one of the mane cast to be openly gay of course, but if we get some strong >IMPLYING
lyrabon in the next season that would be incredibly awesome.

>>27239114
Last week I watched... shit I was drunk I don't remember really what episode it was.

>>27239163
aw thanks

i m workign on a aplejack dawwring but it is not as gud i dont think

>>27239186
FUCK YOU DON'T BRING THAT SHIT BACK IN HERE.

>>27239181
How about you just fail both of them. Failing that, muffins.

>>27239181
>pic ending in doubles

>both fics sound droll as fuck anyhow

christ.

>>27239159
I have found some kind of temporary insanity in this

>>27239149
Please stop. Please?

>>27239174
hey look guys, someone famous!

>>27239192
omg!! appajack is my fav! plz post i wil critick! :D

>>27239186
What?

Are you fucking kidding me?

All "Proud" homosexuals do is use stereotypes and extremes to spit in people's faces. "ITS OKAY I WAS BORN THIS WAY" Whether or not you were, they love fucking feeding into it.

My first post in a pony thread!

>>27239200
But I spent all that time typing it and I wanted to post it but a new thread got made.

>>27239186
Don't start please. I don't think I can take anymore.

>>27239269
good for you.

It will consume you.
RUN WHILST YOU CAN!

Question guys. In "A Bird In The Hoof", 1 minute 7 seconds in. Why does Fluttershy has the gala dresses of Pinkie and Twilight at her home anyway ?

>>27239260
No. Stop this. Don't reply to these things. The last thread was just absolutely terrible because of all the gay debate. Fuck shit jesus.

>>27239269
And clearly you should have lurked more before posting

>>27239186
>RBD being gay would be reinforcing stereotypes

As opposed to African stereotypes or Native American stereotypes? None of these stereotypes are degrading. They're archetypes more than anything else.

>Isn't that the last thing the LBGT community wants at this point?

Are you kidding? The gay community would love inclusion in children's television.

>One of the biggest pushes by this show was to break gender stereotypes

And yet they still have pretty blatant stereotypes. I'm not big on the ponychan idea of "love and tolerance." But I'm sure that the creators had diversity in mind when working on it, and I have no doubt that Faust wanted to make Dash the first lesbian character in the main cast of a TV show.

>>27239283
She's a kleptomaniac.

>>27239286
>Last thread was terrible because of all the gay

Homophobe

>>27239283
Sweetie Belle flooded the boutique and Rarity asked her best friend to hang on to them for a while.

Awesome Episode Idea time?

Hoofloose: Footloose, but with ponies. Pinkie Pie plays the role of the main character who helps to bring back parties/dancing.

>>27239260
> to spit in people's faces

Don't you mean "shoving it down my throat?"

Maybe you should go back to Ponychan, Slywit.

>>27239283
She's good at sewing, maybe she replicated them for her own nefarious plots?

>>27239283
To sniff them

New Topic favorite fan music.
I really like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwSTDyGBSFk
but my favorite is a tie between http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-07f00NnY8

>Last pony thread was shit
>This one shaping up to be bad
>No good threads on /co/
>Don't feel like story timing
>Do't want to play TF2 because of all the new players
I'm going to blame you guys for everything

>>27239283
She bought them out of pity for Rarity because nobody else wanted them

>>27239260
Every grouping of people ever does things like this.

>>27239308
Which character would be the crazy ass Christ freak?

>>27239293

>Are you kidding? The gay community would love inclusion in children's television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3Fb51GfdE
LESBIAN BUTT BABIES

>>27239317
read a book?

>>27239317
hey, at least YOU can play TF2.

>>27239206

Faceless start dumping some scat porn plz, we need this fags out.

>>27239302
>implying I didn't say it was the arguing that made it shitty

clearly this thread is going nowhere fast. I'm out. See you guys in a few hours, maybe it'll shape up.

>>27239283
They got ripped in a non-episode excursion and, to take some of the workload off of Rarity, Pinkie and Twilight decided to go to Fluttershy to get them repaired because she wasn't too busy and is very good at sewing.

The question is, what were Pinkie and Twilight doing that ended up getting the dresses ripped in the first place?

Thanks a lot you fags and fag haters.
Not only is this thread going to be another shitty pony thread, it's going to be a GAY DEBATE thread.
Thanks a fucking lot, I mad, I furious, I hate you all and wish death upon you.

>>27239342
well I'm waiting for Sweetie Belle to prop her rump up in the air in front of me.

>>27239181
Both of those sound awful. Kill yourself.

>New thread
>More debating about homosexuality

Fuck it. Fluttershy, let's go bowling.

>>27239317
Why don't you go out for a walk or a bike ride? It's a lovely day and the fresh air will do you good

Celestia gets bored one day, and decides to finance a expedition of pony discovery across the mysterious eastern sea! No pony has ever been there before. Eventually, the ship is readied, and our intrepid equine adventurers embark on their voyage of discovery,

What do they find on the other side of the sea?

>>27239369
I thought you'd never ask

>>27239373
Colten Island

>>27239328
Either the Mayor or Rarity.

I think Zecora is pretty awesome.

Anyone else?

Also /co/ what happened to your threads this is terrible!

>>27239342
I'd rather have gay debate over shitty fapfics.

Wouldn't it be best if all the characters were blank slates as to their sexuality? Not gay OR straight. That would make it easier for young girls of all sexualities to identify with their favorite pony.

>>27239394
Zecora is a pretty cool pony. esh is a zebra and doesn't afraid of anything

>>27239283

Fluttershy likes to dress up and pose in the mirror at home. Sometimes she models for her pets.
She likes party outfits, but she's too timid to go to big parties and show them off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqy35wU-CTs

So how would a MLP version of this episode go?

>>27239355

Sorry mister my sister need some help, but im here now!

>>27239409
>young girls

ah ha hahaha

why cant i fish for rocks. if i cant melon the yellow dropped pit. the thirst for banana lies strongly with the lifters who cannot fork with trowels. why are your beans stale asked the man with the funny shaped cat who sat on a dog. only young grapes are concidered meatballs when coated in a thick dystopian liquer called daniel smatterhowers. once i fish i am now cat.

>>27239426
Great. Now turn around and show me that butt of yours.

Remember that Arthur spin-off where the rabbit (I forget his name. Buster?) goes around investigating what it is that other people do for a living (a live action children's documentary broken up with animated footage of the Arthur character). And in one episode they go to a dairy farm or a maple syrup plantation(?) or whatever the fuck it is. And the kid they follow around happens to have two gay parents.

And then the right wing got so absolutely butthurt over it they demanded to revoke funding to PBS.

>>27239371
I think I'll do that.

>>27239373

The last remaining humans, who promptly brutally torture and kill them for food and entertainment.
No sex. sexuality, or sex accessories were involved.

okay guys, I'm halway through the entire repository of Ponibooru

there are a LOT of pony pictures out there..

but it's a downhill battle from here

>>27239409

So... Basically, don't make any references to romance on the show that's targeted to kids too young to know or care about sexuality?
That's a good idea! Because a show doesn't have to have constant snogging to be interesting... Especially on a show about ponies. Seriously, wtf...

>>27239413
Don't forget an evil enchantress!

Well obviously not really.

>>27239423
it would go to court

>>27239409
Indeed that would be best. And it seems to be the case, so things worked out great.

>>27239475
Yeah, they should keep romance out of i... oh wait, they've already had an entire multi-episode subplot about Rarity's sexuality.

>>27239426
Sweetie what do you think you're doing?
IN THE HOUSE NOW!!!

>>27239475
Yet nobody ever gets upset when Spike and Rarity are depicted as straight. Double standard much?

>>27239485
Forgot my picture

>>27239499
oh yeah, TWO multi-episode subplots.

>>27239498
Don't you spoil our fun, wench.

SO
WHAT TRIP AND NAMEFAGS DO YOU HAVE FILTERED?

>>27239499

Why should they? You act as if straight isn't the natural, designed functioning of an organism which propagates through sexual reproduction.

>>27239114
today. guess which one

>>27239531
Myself

>>27239531
I myself have filtered Faceless because that is the mainstream thing to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58T29s8bMGI&feature=channel_video_title

>>27239545
That argument really stops holding water when you consider how little we as a species give a shit about following the rules of nature.

>>27239498
Rarity can apear a crown on her with her rage.

>>27239545
/debate

>>27239531

all tirpfags, and most name fags

Honestly I kind of expected when i checked in on /co/ again i'd be seeing more of the Derpy/Carrot Top and other background ponies stuff I remember everyone talking about. Kinda sad it's come to almost entirely off topic discussion.

>>27239531
None. If I did that I couldn't report them.

>>27239575

last time I checked there were no humans in the show

>>27239549
holy shit they actually did it. what's the address of that bitch?

>>27239545
Ah, but homosexuality is perfectly natural too. You say "it's OK that Rarity has a crush on a prince, lots of little girls have crushes." Well, that's true, and a lot of those crushes are on other girls. There have been hundreds of straight characters depicted in childrens cartoons. It's about time we had a lesbian. And thank Faust for it.

>>27239498

But im playing with my friend sis!

>>27239475
k, guess you're right, RBD is gay.

If she came out as openly gay on the show it would put a stop to all the autistic OC x RBD shipping anyway, and that would be awesome.
yeah yeah, I know. Nothing can stop it. Oh well, a man can dream...

I could have sworn this used to be a pony thread.

>>27239617
HOUSE. NOW.
Or do I need to call mom and dad?

>>27239609
It's...

VAAAAAAALHAAAAAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm still looking for those snuff stories that anon posted yesterday, anyone save them?

I don't mind which one

>>27239531
None, because I love all of you

>>27239659
You do know I've pictures of your "girthy" little secrets, no?

Well, don't you have other things to do?

>>27239631
RBD crushing on Spitfire and Spitfire being straight could make for a cute, interesting episode.

IDK if that would pass Hasbro though...

>>27239700
Sweetie please go in the house...

AS FOR YOU...

>>27239659

Fine! bye mister Faceless, maybe we can play later!

>>27239549
Valhalla Motion Pictures, a production and distribution company behind a number of sci-fi, action and comic book films, and TV shows. Hulk, Aliens, The Walking Dead, and more.

Huh.

>>27239711
HOW IS HE FLYING?!

>>27239711
>RBD crushing on Spitfire and Spitfire being straight could make for a cute, interesting episode
I disagree but that's just my opinion.

>>27239711
Oh well. I suppose somebody will write a fanfic about it.

>>27239729
Oh she's just being a spoilsport. Now come on, we've apparently got to play elsewhere. I can give you a piggyback ride.

>>27239753
I'd read that.

Someone requested Fatcora yesterday.

And sorry Roogna, I dropped the stream cause my connection couldn't hold it. Didn't want to piss any potential viewers by having a whole episode restart.

>>27239757
Sweetie If you go in the house I'll let you help me with making new costumes!

>>27239744
Only a butthurt homosexual would disagree with that.

>>27239779
Are you sure you want to?

>>27239732
i figured that was just another ad on the side of the building
but sure enough, punch it into google maps and that same building is on street view.

apparently it's a "hub" sign, because it used to have a transformers prime ad on it

>>27239373
... so yer tellin me... you come from a land out west that's candy colored and filled with marshmallow ponies where ya do nothing but throw parties and eat cupcakes all day?

>>27239728
Surely you wouldn't want anyone to see these...?

>>27239757

GET AWAY FROM HER WEIRDO! I dont care if you post that pictures you will not touch mi sister!

>>27239798
Um... what?

Yes?

>>27239791
>Someone disagrees with me
>They must be homosexual

>>27239790

Okay sis im going.

>>27239609

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.128323,-118.347229&spn=0.001281,0.002411&gl=us&
;z=19&iwloc=lyrftr:m,12740635283544501982,34.128414,-118.347398&lci=com.panorami
o.all,com.google.webcams

Or if you don't want to cut and paste all that shit, http://is.gd/zWppeT

>>27239811
Oh I don't -need- to touch her. she does that perfectly well on her own, after my expert tutoring.

and there's records of that, as well.

>>27239614

Except Rarity's crush is persuant to the production of offspring and continuation of the species. Like I said, you act as if straight isn't the natural design of organisms that propagate through sexual reproduction. Its perfectly natural to be used as the base because in nature, it is.

>>27239711
Harboring affection for affection for someone who not only does not return it, but can't ever.
That sounds more depressing than cute.

>>27239791
Why would a homosexual disagree with that? I thought they wanted RBD to be gay... I thought it was the anti-homo hater who posted that actually.

>>27239826
>the official image of the address already got changed to the one with the bridlemaids sign on top

oh u google

>>27239837
Ya'll post them picture things of mah AJ and we's gonna have a problem, sugarcube. Ah'll solve you like ah solve my trees.

>>27239790
Realy? Usually you always get mad at me, hit me and lock me to your closet.

>>27239866
harsh, noel.

>>27239821
OK, man. Here you go.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J09YtfKCV7iyVTfM2daaHW9E0LA-0vf99CK38Z7oqC8/edit?hl=en

>>27239788
oh okay

I feel like I could make a rhyme out of that somehow but my brain's derping

>>27239824
And so Sweeties 5 legged suit became popular in Staliongrad

>>27239861
I don't hate homosexuals, I just think it would't be a good episode.

>>27239866
>noel
>computer troubles
>sending it into geek squad or something
oh come on.
LIST THE SYMPTOMS, WE GON FIX THAT BITCH

>>27239837

We are going now freak.

>>27239866

that is one classy outfit

>>27239866
Draw porn commissions to buy a new one. j/k

>>27239909
this
They lyin' to you dude

>>27239876
Wouldn't you rather something fun and pleasant? I'll show you a new fun trick!

>>27239873
Oh, as long as we've got an understanding, nothing will ever leave my records.

>>27239847
In nature, there's a food chain - we're not part of one, we create our own. In nature, creatures change to suit their surroundings - we change our surroundings to suit us. Talking about homo|heterosexuality in terms of what nature wants us to do is missing the bigger point of, we don't CARE what nature wants us to do. Humanity hasn't followed that for thousands of years.

>>27239866
That is a cool picture.
That is a horrible situation.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry.

>>27239923
They's'll leave right into mah bonfire.

>>27239876
Sweetie how could you say that. I've always done everything to rise you as an upstanding member of society.

And \I do all of this because I love you

>>27239283
Funny you mention that. I just watched that earlier today.


I guess because Rarity had a bunch of spares.

>>27239499

That's a little kid's crush, something little girls may relate to... But bombarding them with IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY SEE LOOK TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS MAKING OUT WITH... I dunno, Pinkie Pie or something.
That's what I'm getting the impression you're suggesting. While having a main character in a cartoon have two mothers or two fathers briefly shown would be good to show kids that gay people are normal and not a big deal. If it is possible to have a gay main character who isn't a token, doesn't have an episode fixating on their love life or gay angst, or only confirmed to be gay in an interview with the author or something, that would be great... But consider the age group this cartoon is aimed at. Very, very young kids. Not twenty-somethings who want their PONY OTP together. Little kids. Having a pony angst about being a lesbian for a whole episode would be too heavy for a six year old. Little crushes they can understand. The societal and personal issues that sometimes accompany being openly gay and any sort of sexual desire is not something any six year old can understand.
I know that reinforced invisibility in the media can be just as harmful as gay bashing... but having two men or women make out or something would be just as inappropriate as a straight couple making out. It's just not necessary for a children's cartoon.

>>27239924
Ponies are the same. In fact, they literally control most tangible aspects of nature themselves. Ponies are even less subject to "nature" than we are.

OK IT'S TIME
I have to ask! Why are you so obsessed with this shitty cartoon? really?!

>>27239890
This Zebra is fat.
She can't reach her gat

>>27239923

>mfw i lost my sweetie belle pics

>>27239866
Noel?
Oh hell yes this thread isn't lost.

>>27239914
>>27239837
Well do you wanna play with me istead. My sister doesn't care what ah'm doin

>>27239826
I get three different signs, but no Bridesmaid parody.

>>27239952
Who said anything about making out?

>>27239975
>blank flank

>>27239945
There are duplicates in safe places in every major city, as well I have associates in them. If they catch wind of you stirring up a fuss, you'll be disowned in the blink of an eye and stripped of your home and name.

>>27239103
if I didn't have a crapload of other projects going on, I so totally would

>>27239979
Um, I don't think those things are updated on a daily basis.

>>27239962
Go watch it. 1 entire episode. It's all up on youtube.

>>27239974
>mfw

>>27239977
I suppose you'll suffice, as long as you follow my instructions.

>>27239965
I'll take it

>>27239952
Yeah, woah there, that's way too over the top. This IS a cartoon, not a hentai. Personally I think it'd be cool to handle it exactly like they've handled the heterosexual relationships - never a focus, at most a minor sideplot. In fact, I'd respect them more if they DIDN'T just do a token gay episode.

>>27239947
Rarity, you are my best mother.

>>27239924

>we don't CARE what nature wants us to do. Humanity hasn't followed that for thousands of years.

Dude, I'm pretty sure we've been following a lot of our natural, biological functions for thousands of years.

Things like eating, sleeping, fucking in order to procreate.

Not to mention maintaining agriculture, clean drinking water, livestock, fishing.

I'm pretty sure that plenty of people care about what nature "does". Even if they aren't directly aware of it.

Humans aren't the masters of the Earth sorry to say.

>finish watching MLP
>looking to discuss MLP on /co/
>Debate on homosexuality

For fucks sake.

You guys are just as bad as /a/.

>>27239979
Same, i get the Transformers one, the Family Game Night and the Next Top Model one.

>>27240032
And the thread just got worse.

>>27239888
ohhh, that.

yeah, read your stuff already sir

thanks anyway though

>>27239990
Me an mac own ah farm fair and square, partner, an we ain't got no fancy banking or lawyers. Don't you forget what these apples are used for - ah'll kick apples hard enough to smash your head in two if them get out. Associate your way outta that.

>>27239924

patently false. We are not removed from the foodchain, we just possess natural defenses so good (our brain) that the rate of successful predation is so low as to be of no consequence. Plenty of animals also change their surroundings to suit them, we are again, just better at it.

You also seem to be missing the point, what we care about does not matter. Our bodies are designed pursuant to certain tasks necessary for the continuation of the species- these tasks are favored not due to any preference of the species itself but because they are an existential necessity, just as much as eating or drinking. "Straight" is the baseline in humanity, as well as all sexually reproducing animals because, as I said, it is an existential necessity. If the species all decided to be gay, the species would cease to be. Nature will not allow this.

What you are espousing is the theological doctrine that humans are the masters of the planet by divine providence and that they are seperate from the realm of "beasts".

Which I find hilarious.

>>27240039
These threads are terrible right now.
If you can think of a better topic we'd appreciate it.

So, what do you gents make of this?

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2011/06/exclusive-see-hasbros-comic-con-my-lit
tle-pony/1

>>27240047
I'd rather put up with OC ponies than off topic non pony discussion, so fuck you.

>>27239909
Not geek squad. The guy who was working on it (this time) pulled out just about every part that he could and replaced it them with working ones and find out what was wrong. He couldn't stop the issue, even doing that.

His best guess was maybe possibly probably the motherboard. (Which can technically be fixed but eh.)

My best guess is possession.

Oh well, new computer time, yaaaay? At least the end of this two month tunnel of "what the fuck, computer?" is in sight. I look forward to a properly functioning photoshop.

>>27239918
Dapper Pinkie is Excellent Pinkie.
(All Pinkies are excellent Pinkies.)

>>27240079
Haven't they been doing that for years anyway?

>>27240066
I'm fairly sure several counts of missing zebras, "family business", illegal sales and family erotica will be best of buddies with the Equestrian List of Criminals

>>27240013
So, what we are gonna play? What?

>>27240079
That's a hell of paint scheme, but it is not relevant to my interests.

>>27240039
Yeah, we eat processed and genetically modified foods, sleep in beds designed for comfort in a house heated by any of a variety of different systems, farm with machinery and scientifically proven techniques, filter our own water and keep livestock in the most efficient method to produce as much as possible with as little. We make a mockery of how everything else does everything else - why is fucking the same sex somehow different to that?

>>27240037
She looks so happy with her little cockroach friend.
Sometimes it's nice to be stupid.

>Debate about homosexuality
>Roleplaying
>arguing
Why do I come to these threads?

>>27240129
Because ponies.

>>27240106
Oh It's a really obscure little game for grown-ups. You use one funnel, one "plug" and a bottle full of carbon-pressurized liquid. Which, in short, means "fun-goop."

You'll need to turn around and raise your butt in the air and stand perfectly still. once I've got preparations underway, the fun will follow shortly.

>>27240139
I'm seeing a small amount of ponies in this thread.

>>27240129
Because it's something to do. And there's pretty pictures sometimes.

>>27240103
Like the royahl gahd'd touch us. What'd they do without ammo, which we supply?

Ya'll can't touch us, so ya'll can't touch our friends. Last tha' tried are on that missing zebra list.

I'm not sure if I like how the hair/mane turned out, what do you guys think?

>>27240129
Because there's good fanart...
Well, sometimes.
Um, there's occasionally character discussion.

>>27239788
Oh zebra with gut so swollen
gives me an urge to go bowlin

thanks klondike

>wants to be a great fashion designer
>her idea of fashion is to take something incredibly plain, then tack on as much superfluous bullshit as possible
>uses French words like "coiffure" in an attempt to appear cultured

Gentlemen I give you, Human Rarity.

>>27240154
Royal Guard? You'd get a regal visit for instantaneous banishment.

>>27240151
posts to images ratio ~ 2:1, as normal. Most images of ponies, except for a few reaction images.

>>27240156
Maybe another splotch of blue above the eye and I think it's the bee's knees.

>>27240129
Because this place is still a million times better than anywhere else to discuss ponies, you don't have to deal with immature twats and faggots.

She wants to fuck but I have a tiny penis, should I go for it anyway?

Captcha: small nsoing

>>27240189
She don't care, she understands that ponies come first. We all just enable that.

Plus she don't wanna piss of Twi, she was coughing up feathers for weeks last time.

>>27240148
This sounds strange. Is it surely safe?

>>27240225
I suggest waiting until it gets bigger.

>>27240213

I used to think this was true.

its quickly become false

>>27240213
>you don't have to deal with immature twats and faggots
If only this was true..

>>27240148
Can't that get really dangerous if it's an alcoholic beverage?

>>27240234
Of course it's safe, otherwise it wouldn't be a fun game.

>>27240232
I overheard her discussing with Twilight about factorization, actually, since that time when you drank too much on the job and tried to buck all the apples on your own, Twilight isn't quite fond of your demeanor around the farm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
ive never involved myself with ponies before but someone just sent me this

>>27240256
liquid, not liquor.

>>27240210
like this?

>>27240282

>>27240123

>We make a mockery of how everything else does everything else

You can dress it up any way you want but the fact of the matter is that we're still eating food, sleeping, drinking water in order to survive and having sex in order to procreate.

Sleeping in a fucking bubble, shitting in a toilet, or drinking from a water fountain out of a unicorn's ass doesn't change that. If you think you don't "CARE" what nature does then stop eating or drinking or sleeping. Remove yourself completely from any of the necessary biological functions and then tell me you don't CARE what nature does.

Fuck man. I don't even have a problem with homosexuals but you sound fucking ridiculous with that attitude that humans are the supreme existence of this Earth.

Fuck this thread. Back to /a/.

They're slightly less shitty

>>27240256
Faceless would never give alcohol to a minor, he has standards

>>27240241
>>27240248
It is true, just because you can't suck it up when adults are arguing doesn't mean otherwise.

If it bothers you leave we don't care anyway.

just found this picture

BAWWWWWWWWW

>>27240277
We got an understanding about that. She don't bring it up, ah don't bring up how many bottles'a whiskey she goes through.

>>27240306
Because roleplaying and arguing if a character in a show for little kids is gay or not is really mature.

So theoretical quewstion
which of the MLP FIM Happy meal toys would you lube up and stick up your ass
will be using lube , will also host a teeny chat for any one who is interested.

>>27240334
I've got holds on her as well, you know?

But nonetheless, this entire ordeal is based upon me sharing those pictures and files around, which will not happen if I am to do what I want, when I want.

>>27240300
I'm not saying we're supreme masters of the earth, I'm saying that we bend the rules for everything else, why not this? But seeing as you're clearly not buying that, how about this one - there are 7 billion people on this planet, and we do not have the infrastructure to support it. Why the FUCK is universal procreation a good thing?

>>27239310
Rarity hired her to sew some of the dozen replicas each for Hoity Toity's boutique.

(I watch A Bird In The Hoof directly between Suited For Success and Best Night Ever.)

>>27240300
So masturbating is also unnatural because it doesn't lead to procreation?

>>27240291
Right, but there are different kinds of carbonated liquids, many of them alcoholic.

I've heard of people dying from sherry enemas. Sure, sherry isn't carbonated, but still. Alcohol diffuses right through the colon into the blood stream, apparently.

>>27240342
That's not even pleasant sounding.

>>27240336
Deal with it.

>>27240330
Complete version.

>>27240365
and like ah said, them picture thingys get out and ya'll're gonna find yourself with an apple in place of your head. Horseapples to the concequences.

>>27240297
Beautiful.

>>27240306

>name calling
>general trolling
>homosexual debates (if you can call them debates and not more name calling)
>adult conversations and arguments

One of these is never in a pony thread.

>>27240277
>>27240277
Al... alright then

>>27240330
That's pretty tragic. I wonder how many "Twilight"s Celestia has gone through in 1000 years

>>27240382
>Deal with it
So mature.

I'm baaaaaaack.

Hope you enjoy it /co/lts, I took one of my original ideas and expanded on it.

Ahem.

Pinkie Pie.

>Pinkie was excited, today was the After-After-After Party of Gummy's 2nd birthday, and all her friends were going to be there, but there's one thing that every Party needs or it just isn't complete, a cake. Pinkie Pie had the perfect idea for the greatest, yummiest, coolest cake EVER that all her friends would LOVE. Baking cakes was easy, Pinkie was an expert at baking, she had the frosting all made, the oven was almost done pre-heating, and the cake batter was almost done mixing, she opened the oven door to slide the cake in once it was done mixing, and then she wondered, what did cake taste like before it was cake? Pinkie turned around and looked at the mixing bowl, the mixing spoon was a blur in the bowl, any normal person would turn off the mixer before tasting the batter, but this is Pinkie we're talking about, eating something tasty is far higher ranked on her personal agenda then personal safety, besides, nothing bad ever happened to Pinkie, one small lick couldn't hurt, right?

>It happened in an instant, Pinkie recoiled back, bumping up against the kitchen counter, hot, sanguine fluid quickly filled, and began to spill out of her agape mouth as she creamed in horror at the bloody, mangled, pink blob of flesh that was once her tongue, sitting in the mixing bowl.

>>27240398
Very well, I will be tending to Applebloom for the moment, then.

>>27240416
>Pinkie stumbled backwards in horror, she tried to call for help, but couldn't form the words needed to do so, all she could do is scream, the delirious young pony scrambled around the room, looking for something to stop the bleeding, but in her deliriousness, she accidentally tripped over a a pan that was on the floor, and fell right into her open oven.

>the oven door snapped backwards, sealing the screaming pony inside (because why not), after about half an hour, the kicking and screaming stopped, young Pinkie Pie, had run out of luck.

>the next day, the other ponies came into the house looking for Pinkie, only to see the smoke filled oven, upon opening it, the charred corpse of Pinkie rolled out, Applejack turned to Fluttershy and said "Jesus fucking christ, Ponies are dropping like flies lately, first Twilight, then Rainbow Dash, Twist, Snails, and now Pinkie?"

And then they fucked.

>>27239114
Last night I watched Winter Wrap Up and nostalgia'd hard

Also I noticed Pinkie said she was 'scoring' the lake, I thought that was kinda cool

>>27240389
aww thanks, I feel better now. :P

>>27240425
ya'll take good care of my sister, y'hear?

hey guys, can anyone take a badass picture of the four horsemen, and photoshop any of the ponies into it?
trying to get a "four horsemen +1" thing.

>>27240342

>>27240407
What a mature little filly you are, yes you are.

Ah, the funnel needs some lube... hm, I suppose I'll just.. *slurp*

that'll do. Butt up in the air, then. and don't be shy.

>>27240428
this is what people were begging to see screencaps of?

not impressed.

>>27240445
Well, She'll FEEL good...
that's a promise.

I'm back, have we moved on since the last thread? What's new in the pony thread?

>>27240415
>implying you don't know I'm right

You wouldn't still be here otherwise, face it.

>>27240401
>annoying kids that take things too seriously

That's what's never in these threads.

>>27240472
holy fuck you serious? filtered so hard

i hope you get aids

>>27240240
I'm twenty-two I don't know if that will happen

>That feel when you will never be a great artist

>>27240514
Keep waiting. You never know.

>>27240516
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

>>27240497

Well Faceless is going to have fun with AB.

>>27240408

Questions one's sanity doesn't it?
+1 to Mortality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQyr7nDLS4M&feature=related

Just thought you guys might like this show, too.

>>27240568

>>27240516
Anyone can learn how to draw. You just have to be determined enough for it.

>>27240542
Oh Faceless...such a....you know. It's best to just ignore him.

>>27240502

>>annoying kids that take things too seriously
>that's what's never in these threads

Do you even know what you're arguing about anymore?
Shit, i think I've been trolled.

STOP ERPING WITH FACELESS, APPLEBLOOM.

>>27240593
derping*
ftfy

>>27240568
Already working on the fapfic, brah.

>>27240256
I shot vodka up my ass one time... terrible idea.

You know when you feel so sick you wanna throw up, but your stomach is empty so you just dry heave for several minutes?

Well imagine dry shitting.

>>27240364
that picture is awesome
>>27240516
I'm trying like a motherfucker

This is the reason I come to threads, great artists do still come here, if Anonymous

>>27240472
butt in the air

>>27240472

Yow! That dohicky's cold mister!

>>27240516
I'll never be a great anything, Anonymous.
So emo~

>>27240568

>>27239549
Alright, I heard this is in Los Angeles, and I live about an hour away form Los Angeles. Can someone give me the exact location so I can go see it for myself?

>>27240618
Let me just inch my finger inside... nice and loose huh?... Okay, in the funnel goes... And then, the liquid... No, sit still, it tickles at first.

>>27240609
If there's not a name for doing that, I'm now going to spread it around, and i'm going to call it "Gilda's Fury"

"Hey bro ever done a Gilda's Fury?"
No what's that?
"Shottign vodka up the ass"

>>27240644
3201 Cahuenga Boulevard West
Los Angeles, CA 90068-1301

>>27240649
HOLY FUCK STOP

KILL YOURSELF

JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKTARD DIE IN A FIRE

>>27240389
Why am I crying and smiling?

>>27240093
mobo fault? oh lawdy, that sucks
looks like it's time for a new one
(you don't have to swap the entire system)

Which member of the MLP production team would you fuck the most?

>>27240649
What is this? When the fun part comes in?

>>27240680
You must be new here.

>>27240649

>>27240680
filter broke like your shift key? S'cool, posts like this are hilarious

>>27240609
Well, yeah, not only does it hit the blood stream too fast but you miss first pass metabolism. It's not something I'd personally ever try.

>>27240713
I'm not, but I share his sentiment.

>>27240702
Patience, little bloom. It'll come soon enough.


There, that's all the liquid... and I'll just put the funnel away. Now, I'll have to prop your butt up for the liquid to stay inside so...

nnf, this is quite the tight fit actually... There, the butt plug firm in place.


Well, I guess I'll see you in about ten minutes or so when it starts depressurizing itself.

>>27240702
Now now, applebloom, just 'cause he ain't none too experienced don't mean you can be rude.

>>27240713
Does this kind of thing happen all the time?

No wonder everyone hates us...

>>27240502
>You wouldn't still be here otherwise, face it.
I''m on /co/ because I like other things besides this show. I'm here in these threads because there's a slim chance they won't be shit.

>annoying kids that take things too seriously
You mean the guys who were arguing if a character is gay or not? They're always in these threads.

>>27240649
>>27240702
>>27240718

oh u guys

>>27240748
Mostly just that creepy fuck.

>>27240748
All fandoms are shit, once you realize this you can move on and enjoy rolling around in it.

Hey guys what's goin on in h-

>>27240702
I now realize Applebloom is that kid that always gets molested but doesn't know that she is.

>>27240748
Everyone hates us because of /b/ and ponychan faggots, we're just perverted freaks, at least we admit it and get on with our lives.

>third pony thread in an hour
>lasts 5 minutes on front page
>still no meaningful conversation

What happened, /co/?

>>27240743

Like this?

>>27240775

RaginSemi is a pretty sick fuck too, and so is... well shit, I could go on all day. What's the point?

>>27240810
Everything we said was going to happen when these threads started.

>>27240408

Too many anon. Far too many.

>>27240804
I can't accept any rationalization of what is going on in this thread.

I thought you guys were cool, guess I was wrong.

>>27240811
I suppose you COULD shake around and it'd happen sooner.

>>27240813
Wasn't there a list of most creepy Tripfags and namefags?

>>27240696
your best bet is to buy exactly the same motherboard to guarantee you get the same processor and RAM sockets. on just cruise around for another motherboard with those same specs.

this is assuming you don't have the cash to just build a new one.

this is also assuming you aren't using a laptop.

Take your RP bullshit to >>>/b/ faggot

Anyway, I'm open for requests since I'm bored as fuck.

>>27240813
at least he keeps his fucked-up-ness contained to fics that people can choose to ignore though.

being a perv is one thing, doing pedophile pony scat roleplay (and taking over the thread with it) is another.

>>27240389

thats actually worse than the chopped version

>>27240813
Meh. I consider myself pretty run of the mill. Vanilla.

>>27240843

Yeah, it was made in a thread last night. It was pretty accurate too.

>>27240856
Art or fics?

>>27240869
post nao plz

>>27240860
>taking over the thread

He's not taking over the thread, but your bitching sure is.

>>27240743
this is no fun, it just feels funny

>>27240877

fics.

>>27240826
Good, now fuck off

>>>/b/

>>27240889
>He's not taking over the thread
He kinda is.

>>27240825
What's it like to watch everyone you live wither and die around you? What's it like to see a carefree little filly playing with her friends, while knowing you'll see her die?

>>27240889
>implying every anon disgusted by facelesses shit is the same person

i think its retarded, im just not posting about it

>>27240903
Well then, It's almost time. Follow me, we're going to visit someone to join in on the fun.

>>27240903
Just don't jump around or make any sudden movements

>>27240834
>>27240903
what happen with me

>>27240856
Snips.

He magics some Scissors to life ala. Sorcerer's Apprentice style and they go to town on him or something.

>>27240826
Tragically I will never be as cool as you, Anonymous. And it's going to haunt me until the end of my days. The least you could do is not rub it in.

it's time for show discussion from a hat!

>the saddest thing you think might happen in season two (Within reason)

>>27240867

>Cranks out tens of thousands of words of hardcore furry porn
>run of the mill

Nah, you're a sick furfag, Don't be so modest!

>>27240416

why would you do that?

>>27240856
Derpy putting Dinky in tha oven

>>27240935
Good thing we made it to the door.

*Knock Knock*

Hey, Rarity?

most of the shitposters around here have the courtesy of taking names or tripcodes

so filter there asses and move on with your lives

>>27240948
Fan pandering.

>>27240924
I'm sure a lot of people don't like it. But it takes an extra special sort of retardation to get upset over it and not just ignore it.

>>27240948
luna turns out to be kind of a bitch

So, the four major questions for this general is:

what the fuck is wrong with this general

why is Faceles RPing what will undoubtedly turn into Applebloom scat porn by the virtue of Faceless being in it

when is this going to end

where is a different pony thread, because fuck everything I'm out of here

>>27240948
Saddest explicit thing, or saddest implied thing?

As in, would luna's 1000 years of imprisonment and Celestia's 1000 years of being alone, despite being surrounded by ponies, count?

>>27240944

Dohoho, you got it.

>>27240948
Somepony dies. ;_;

>>27240969
But I don't know to filter

>>27240950
For request, though. It's not like they're my personal fetishes.

>>27240948
>Twilight has to leave Ponyville on urgent business and the group slowly bickers itself apart while she's gone.

Soooo, how about cute ponies being cute?

>>27241012
so... what are your personal fetishes?

also, do you get paid for your reqs?

>>27241018
Fuck that. Even cute ponies can't save this thread.

>>27240416
>>27240428

>>27240962

You again?

>>27241012
Even so, you crank out an impressive amount of pony pornography.

>>27241034

>>27241034
I brought you a gift.

Hnnnrffbuttplugfffff- *PLOP* Bombs away!

>>27241005

Sweetie, you poor, poor thing. If you happen to be using firefox, google greasemonkey, and then 4chan filter

>>27241018
Adorable ponies being adorable > not adorable ponies not being adorable

>>27240982
>never been to a homestuck thread before

It's even worse because it's all pedophile shit and not furry shit.

>>27241018

>>27241067
But our threads are a mix of pedophilia and furry shit.

plugging alcohol is actually a stupendously bad idea, since it by passes the liver and goes strait to the blood stream

>>27241095
It's carbon-pressurized enema, not alcohol.

geez.

>>27240961
>>27240961
You know, considering Derpy's autistic, I think this could happen.

Retards do dumb shit like that.

>>27241067

We have the best (worst) of all things that are fucking horrible in these threads. Even the Homestruck fans come in here and get horrified.

>>27240948
>dinofag trying to start show discussion
don't know how i feel about this

>>27241054

>>27241062
>Adorable>cute
Oh it is on!

>>27241018

I believe we can come to an understanding on this subject

>>27241123
Think of it as a 'thank you' of my own for not letting me play with Sweetie Belle.

>37 posts filtered
AND YET HIS PRESENCE IS STILL THE MOST PROMINENT THING IN THIS THREAD

>>27241123

Sis whats going on?

>>27241036
Work ethic and the ability to type with two hands.

>>27241018
I have a fetish for cute things.

anyone else hate that rainbows 'belong' to the gay community? I can't have a fucking rainbow strip on my car, had to get just white after a while