>Seared Ahi Tuna Pizza with Avocado and Beech Mushrooms

>>27237019

>>27237019
hell ya food porn

>>27237019
Is that even still a pizza?

>>27237004
YES ANOTHER MLP GENERAL!

>>27236380
shit

>>27237019
that looks good. That reminds me, I'm going to the fair on friday; should I try the deep-fried Kool-Aid or not?

Okay guys, asking in new thread.

Which pony would be the best in bed?

Not which one would you like to fuck... but which one would be the best in the sack?

My vote is for Pinkie Pie

Did anyone save those gore stories that anon was posting yesterday?

I laughed my ass off at them, especially the twist one and the Twilight sparkle one

>>27237042
no, I think the breaded underside is just acting as a plate

>>27237019
>Confit Tuna, Potato, French Bean, Quail Egg, Achovy, Olive.

We're posting food?

>>27237044
But she's not supposed to be a lesbian.

>>27237019

>fish pizza

So I've tried out this show. It's not bad at all, though the whole Friendship is Magic thing is a bit overdone.

I like that hyperactive pink one.

>>27237063
>pic extremely related

>>27237066

Which Twilight one?

>>27237070
now THAT I can call a pizza

I like a good chicken tikka pizza myself.

>>27237112

>that feel when I'm gay and the only thing I like about rarity is her hair

>>27237114
Dat color scheme
Dat alicorn
Dat Mary Sue

>>27237110
> though the whole Friendship is Magic thing is a bit overdone.
IT IS A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS, KEEP IN MIND. IT'S MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE IF YOU KEEP IN MIND THAT THE MORALS ARE SHOEHORNED IN TO KEEP THE SHOW RELEVANT TO IT'S TARGET AUDIENCE.

>>27236984
>In the hope that someone will draw some hot ass 34 of Mrs. Cake scrunching her pussy lips down some anon human male's shaft.
I hope you appreciate the shit I draw for you, /co/

>>27237115

The one where she gets turned inside out.

>>27237084
Of course she is. It's marketing. The gay community is one of the hottest demographics out there for marketing. It didn't take long before Dash's cutie mark cropped up in gay pride parades.

>>27237110
Yeah the speeches at the end do seem sort of forced but it's not like it ruins the episode.

>>27237155
fapfapfap

>>27237162
But she's not supposed to be a lesbian.

>>27237114
wait, what?
Where's th cutie mark?

>>27237063
answer my question, you stupid ponyfuckers

Okay guys you are now a unicorn and are in a magic contest vs Trixie
You cast the spell from here:

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=spell

What happens?
Do you win?

>>27237110
>I like that hyperactive pink one.

I like the way you think

>>27237184
>not winning against trixie
Haha! Good one anon!

>>27237162
You know what else is really big in the gay community right now? Katy Perry and the movie Bridesmaids.

They're totally gunning for the gay community.

Pony Malon is done

>>27237133

>>27237184
>Bear's Abjuration of Venom and Springing
Against what, her amazing ability to move small ropes?

Fuck yeah I dol

>>27237182
Applejack. She's highly athletic and she likes cocks.

>>27237208

hhnnnngggg

>>27237162

>implying a show aimed at 8 year olds is targeting a homosexual demographic

This could be good, if it weren't so obvious. Still better than most trolling done around here.

>>27237164
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE EPISODE WHERE IT ENDS WITH SOMEONE ASKING TWILIGHT IF SHE'S LEARNED ANYTHING AND SHE'S LIKE
..."NOPE"
AND THEN IT CUTS TO CREDITS.

>>27237213
No she likes apples. I think she has a few chickens though.

Pinkie Pie thread?

>>27237208
So cute must not ove-

HHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!

>>27237155
>on model

>>27237063
Twilight. Because we could just hug and she'd be fine with it. Even though she's probably reading by the light of her horn as soon as I fall asleep.

>>27237218

>>27237232
>on model
Damn
I knew I was missing something

>>27237110
>I like the hyperactive pink one

>>27237063
Applejack, obviously.

Dem thighs probably made of rock from all that bucking she does

>>27237216
>implying there aren't 8 year old homosexuals
>implying there's no such thing as crossmarketing
>implying Xena: Warrior Princess didn't crossmarket both the gay community and children
>implying professional wrestling doesn't appeal to both 8 year old boys and adult gay men

>>27237184

Hail of Vorpal Silver

...

I just hope it kills Trixie

>>27237246
And so Twilight was sent to space...


Bear in mind that she is now alone and the costume is not connected to anything.
She will die a slow and painful death.

>>27237063
Depends on your definition of 'best'.

Pinkie Pie's the freak. She's up for anything. You probably don't want to let her lead, though, or else HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fluttershy would be shy (natch), but attentive and loving.
Twilight would also be shy, but more academic and prone to trying to figure out the 'right' way to do things. You could probably trick her into some weird stuff, provided you don't go overboard.
Rarity would know what she's doing, what she wants, and what feels good. You probably couldn't get too freaky but god damn she'd be good at what she does.
Then you've got the athletes. Applejack would be pretty vanilla, but god damn she'd fuck HARD. You better be able to ride that pony.
Dash would know all these tricks and maneuvers. Not to mention she's very, very agile.

>>27237199
>Bridesmaids
Am I the only one who thinks that billboard is terrifying? Even Fluttershy's mad.

>>27237276
>magic

>>27236396
40 minutes later


And seriously, should I try the deep-fried kool-aid or not

>>27237269
1/10 if that's the best you can do.

>>27237276
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsOCHIMr7Fk&feature=related

>>27237063
Probably Pinkie Pie

At the very least it'd be the most fun you'd had in awhile.

>>27237269
>>implying there aren't 8 year old homosexuals

...there really aren't, bro

>>27237184
The Eighty Hexes of the Giant Maces
...
Well Ponivile was a nice place...

>>27237290
She can't maintain a spell forever...

>>27237269

If you're not going to try, you should just stop posting at all.

GUYS I LIEK APPLERJORK SHE IS MA FAVRIT PONIE

>>27237184
>Lover's Sorcery of Deflection

not sure what I'm supposed to do with it

>>27237276
>implying untethered space walks aren't a thing

>>27237314
>evidence
>fanart

fuck this noise i fucking hate you guys now

>>27237315
>...there really aren't, bro

Oh no? Then tell me, at what age did you decide to become straight?

>>27237184
>Deflect Necromancy

wat

>>27237286

>>27237298
hmm. DOO EET!

>>27237184
>Greater Invocation of the Adamantine Bone

So I summon fucking Wolverine and he kills the bitch?

Noice.

>>27237286
See you guys when season two starts...I don't think I can browse these threads anymore.

>>27237298
I say go for it. I've wanted to try deep-fried coke ever since I heard about it.

>>27237395
>deep-fried coke
ELABORATE.

>>27237364
Nice straw man bro
My point was that at the age of 8 a child does not possess anything that can reasonably be called a sexual preference

Ponies ?
More than you think...

>>27237411
guys... lets not do this

post ponies instead

>>27237411
You claim that, and yet at the age of 8 you had a sexual preference, otherwise you wouldn't be dodging the question.

>>27237413
this can't be real...

>>27237413

>>27237411

You know he's a troll, I know he's a troll, everyone else knows he's a troll.
Stop arguing with him.

>>27237286
Dash would probably be the worst at Sex. Young, inexperienced, and worst of all and unique for a woman quick.

Fluttershy and Twilight probably get by on being awkward and cute, so people wouldn't mind their insecurity.

Rarity and Applejack are probably both normal with it.

My dick would be afraid of Pinkie Pie.

Luke Allen, one of a growing number My Little Pony fanboys known as “bronies,” poses with two action figures from McDonald's Happy Meals.

Each day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.

“As a person with Asp­erger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social inter­actions from this season than I had in the previous 31 yea­rs of life.”

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

>>27237269

>implying you aren't just a homosexual desperate to claim something popular as your own
>implying there wasn't a previous Rainbow Dash with the exact opposite qualities of the current one
> Implying Rainbow Dash's personality isn't Fireflies, and that the current rainbow Dash isn't a mix of the two previously established ponies and wasn't designed to cater to anyone but the character creator herself

>>27237406
They mix coke syrup with batter, and then squeeze it directly into the fryer for a sort of funnel cake type thing. Then they sprinkle it with powdered sugar, I think.

>>27237413
Awesome!
Here's the address, apparently

>>27237450
THAT SOUNDS KIND OF NASTY. AND I'M AN AMERICAN FAT GUY. OH WELL, CAN'T JUDGE TILL I'VE TRIED IT.

>>27237423

What, you mean just... post pictures of cartoon ponies in a thread devoted to cartoon ponies?

What kind of sick pervert are you!?

>>27237413
Is this real?

No legit is this real?

>>27237438
Okay, I will.
I just fall for trolls so easily, you know?
It's so pathetic of me. D:

>>27237423
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpnlscQHJKI&feature=related

>>27237487
Hello mister AI.

>>27237413
I know that area...

>>27237480
You bet it is son.
Say hello to your new equine overlords!

>>27237447

I'm straight. I realized I was straight when I was 8, so I figure it's the same for gay people. I'm not a bigot, so I don't get upset at the idea.

There have been previous incarnations of Dash. And then they changed her and lesbianed her up a whole bunch. Thanks to Lauren Faust, who's a big supporter of gays and lesbians, and is known for including a whole shitload of gay and lesbian and feminist innuendo in her previous cartoons.

>>27237411
you are ignorant and you know nothing about children

yes, there are kids who are pretty much sure they're gay at the age of 8. there are also a lot of kids that are starting to think about this kind of stuff and can realize they're gay at any time

it's not just about sexual preference, it's about fucking identity, these kids are building their's and they do it a lot of times by relating to characters in their favorite games and cartoons. so they put a pony in there for different demographics to relate too. Dash is aimed at the potential gay audience. deal with it.

>>27237413
Neat, that's less than 4 miles from the house I used to live in

>>27237487
STOP THAT.
>>27237413
COOOOOL!

>>27237503
>>27237505
STOP IT BOTH OF YOU

>>27237505
> Dash is aimed at the potential gay audience
But she isn't.

>>27237413
I like how that's the brightest thing in the photo

>>27237431
>>27237480

Yes it is real. Look here:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/pony-billboard-sighted.html#more

>>27237445
There's been articles of Minecraft and Autism/Aspergers and I still like that game.

I don't see how I should stop liking MLP.

Although, I will say, I've neglected working out for the past two years and I've picked it up again, not just because it feels AWESOME, but I don't want to help fuel the stereotype.

Anyone else with a gut on right now should consider doing the same, or not, your choice. I think most of you are probably twigs anyway so whatevs.

>>27237413
Hey, I think I got a good idea where that is. Near Van Nuys?

>>27237413
>It actually went up

Woah.

>>27237184

>Humanoid Hypnotism

The most fucking useless spell I could possibly have. If anything, I'd kick my own ass with it since it won't effect Trixie. Oh well, she wins this time.

>>27237544
Keep being a retard, retard.

>>27237444
>Young, inexperienced, and worst of all and unique for a woman quick.
A woman who orgasms quickly is actually awesome. Over and over.

>>27237505

Dash isn't gay.

We just write/draw her that way.

>>27237541
Instead of getting mad at us, maybe you should get mad at the homophobes. What they're doing in the pony fandom, I haven't the slightest clue.

>>27237579
> Unwarranted name calling
Really helps your case.

>>27237613

Don't act like a retard if you don't want to be called a retard, retard.

The troll realizes he's been called out.
The troll is now arguing with itself.
It has become a self-perpetuating troll.
The most pathetic kind of troll.

>>27237503
>I'm straight. I realized I was straight when I was 8, so I figure it's the same for gay people.

I'm 20 and I still can't tell what I am, so sexuality does NOT develop the same for everybody.

>>27237591
Irrelevant, her actual sexual preference will never be shown on canon anyway. The point is she's a character that appeals to the gay demographic that watches the show, and that's no accident. Why is it so hard for you people to grasp this obvious stuff?

>>27237626
homophobe

>>27237624
But I'm not.

Guys...
I think we have a tiny problem...

>>27237541
i improved your pic
she looks better now

>>27237634
>implying he claimed it's the same for everyone

>>27237626
Its not a troll unless people are being trolled.

Unless....hes trolling himself.

>>27237474
No matter which pony you choose, you'll end up with 4 gravely disappointed ponies.
The only correct option is suicide.

>>27237459
Huh. Right next to Universal Studios. Lots of tourists in around there.

>>27237579

keep being a desperate, delusional homosexual

all of the traits you want to use to link Rainbow Dash to faggotry existed before she had anything to do with Rainbows at all. See Faust's Firefly.

Hell, see the original firefly.

>>27237056
>that looks good. That reminds me, I'm going to the fair on friday; should I try the deep-fried Kool-Aid or not?
Oh YEAH!

>>27237651

Oh shit...

She's past the self-actualization singularity. Pinkie Pie has escaped MLP.

>>27237591
just look at her and ask yourself: is there any possibility he is'n lesbian.
answer is: NO

>>27237671
But I have long arms...
And they are small...
I can hug them all.

>>27237691
>he
Rainbow Blitz is that you?

>>27237591

And it is ADORABLE

>people calling each other gay and arguing about it like children

Well this thread was ruined earlier than usual.
At least it wasn't rape or futa.

>>27237685
Except for the whole rainbow thing and having a bully dyke gal pal. And a few other shout outs to the gay community.

>>27237690
>implying Pinkie Pie hasn't been traveling from Equestria to Earth for months
>implying I haven't met her
>implying she's not my girlfriend

>>27237651
>>27237651
I love artwork like this it's so cute

>>27237708
Thats a good point, certainly wasn't a Rainbow Dash in an earlier iteration of MLP. Oh wait...

>>27237641
How? How the fuck does a tomboy-ish pony appeal to the gay demographic?

And don't say rainbows. What part of her CHARACTER is her appeal? If you say 'rainbows' or some non-canon shit then you're just delusional.

>>27237691
>>27237691
That's a Sue Sylvester reference right there. Another lesbian shout out.

>>27237708
>shout outs to the gay community
Like?

>>27237671
>>27237692

That is why the correct answer is not to hug any of them...

CUDDLE PILE!

>>27237747
>rainbows
>non-canon

What?

Well this is a game I won't beat...
I mean who would kill them?

I swear to god that if you say Blizzard Man I will kill you Plant Man

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO NOT RUIN YOUR OWN THREADS

I'm out

>>27237690
This reminds me of the final boss of Yoshi's Island

Roatrip

>>27237775
I think that's two separate things.

>>27237671
GROUP HUG!

>>27237710

You lost me.

>>27237708

>hurr durr I can't read previous posts

The Rainbow thing isn't hers. It came from the original Rainbow Dash, who is a very girly Rarity clone. The current Rainbow Dash is Firefly with a Rainbow Dash reskin, as per Faust herself.

and bull Dyke friend? Gilda was simply a bitch. Its your homolust laden projecting that makes her anything other than that. Its a cartoon for 8 year olds, dude.

What the fuck happened to this thread?

I'm going back on vacation, fuck this.


>>27236398
also, here's your gummy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc

This shit is amazing.

Especially if you like Reggie Watts and/or hate modern rap.

>>27237761
NOW you're talking my language!

>>27237781
Blizzard mad

>>27237811
I'll miss you Juice.

>>27237761
>this will never happen to you, not even with real puppies

>>27237790
Like a roadtrip but with oats.. I'm fucking lying, I typo'd.

>>27237783

Yeah, I'll give these threads another try when the next season comes out, but I don't have high hopes at all.

>>27237813
I like Reggie Watts AND hate modern rap!

>>27237811
Thank ya very much Juice

>>27237819
You wouldn't like him when he's mad.
...
How can a blizzard be mad?

Too much trolling.

Not enough uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>27237794
Get the fuck out of here we don't do that hugbox shit

>>27237757
>rainbows
>bull dyke hair cut
>butch attitude
>entire Griffon the Brush-off bull-dyke vs. lipstick lesbian undercurrent
>rollerderby
>Sue Sylvester/coach reference
>Katy Perry marketing
>Bridesmaids marketing

I mean, honestly. Get over your heteronormative bullshit. Dash is supposed to represent lesbians just as much as Zecora is representative of Africans, or Little Strongheart is Native Americans.

>>27237811
Please sontinue.

Just thought I'd let you guys know that a mod on the forum I frequently visit is a lesbian.
Also her avatar is rainbow dash.
Doesn't prove anything, but I just thought I'd throw that out there.

>>27237741
That has shit to do with anything, even you guys are saying (correctly) that it's not just about rainbows

>>27237747
She's a tomboy, she's athletic, she speaks her mind out, she has the whole being bullyed thing going and has to defend and prove herself, if you don't see how these things appeal to gay people you don't know too many gay people.

Also, her general manerisms reminds me of lesbian friends I've had and I'm sure she'd be their favorite character if they watched the show.

Also also, rainbows.

Heya people.
Here have an Apple Bloom.

>>27237858
>all athletic girls are lesbians

Anyone else want to see this?

>>27237884
As if this thread couldn't get any worse.

>>27237849
Trust me, I know the powers of anger.
ANYTHING CAN BE MAD IF YOU BELEIVE

>>27237887
I don't believe I ever made that argument. Applejack is very athletic, but she's not in anyway a lesbian character. Unlike Dash, who clearly is.

RAINBOW DASH IS THE WORST CHARACTER OF THE BUNCH ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER?!

Seriously maybe Applejack is worse but that'd be because she's boring instead of having been written as both a cunt and a mary sue like Dash has been.

>>27237884
Why thank you. You may have some as well.

>>27237868
And I have Derpy as my avatar. What message does it send to my friends?

I just saw that this pegasus was named after a G1 pony (I watched one episode of G1 where she was awesome) and it kind of pissed me off. When did I become one of THEM?

>>27237858

Zecora isn't supposed to represent Africans.

This show is for 8 year olds man, come on.

>>27237723
IT HAS BEGUN

PINKIE PIE IS COMING FOR US ALL

WE'RE THE INGREDIENTS IN CUPCAKES

>>27237894

Not really, i like relationships with FEELINGS and not just random sex.

>>27237915
>Rainbow Dash
>Mary Sue
Pick one.

>>27237929

http://www.wdyl.com/#Fluttershy

>Scour the earth for Fluttershy

>>27237858
>>27237887

Hey, guys. Both of you arguing right now. Did you ever stop to consider that sexuality isn't really that big of a deal?

>>27237934
That you're a ditz?

>>27237915

>>Rainbow Dash is the worst character

That's not how you say best, silly!

>>27237905
Now Roogna what did we said about anger two days ago?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwSTDyGBSFk

You guys act like you've never seen trolling in a my little pony thread before.

>>27237953
>Made solely responsible for everybody's friendship
>Always comes out on top
>"Fastest flyer in Equestria"

Mary
Fucking
Sue

And I hate you anyway you're probably my least favorite poster in these threads hypocrite, so what the fuck does it matter what you think?

>>27237894

Everypony x Dash?

Shit yes.

>projecting your sexuality onto a cookie-cutter cartoon character designed for children

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>27237858

>>rainbows
not part of her original design, added last minute due to trademark shenanigans
>bull dyke hair cut
Was designed for Firefly, not rainbow dash
>butch attitude
Was designed for Firefly, not rainbow dash
>entire Griffon the Brush-off bull-dyke vs. lipstick lesbian undercurrent
Bull shit homosexual attention seeking, was a simple friend vs friend espisode as to be expected from a show aimed at 8 year olds
>rollerderby
>Sue Sylvester/coach reference
The show has writers, that are human and enjoy things other than ponies
>Katy Perry marketing
Marketing has nothing to do with the production or creative elements of the show
>Bridesmaids marketing
Marketing has nothing to do with the production or creative elements of the show


yawn

any more bullshit to spew?

>>27237962
That sounds like some bisexuality propaganda. Stop that.

>>27237943
>This show is for 8 year olds man
you keep saying this
you are either trolling or are very stupid and should spend more time with kids so you stop thinking they are innocent little babies that can't get references to blacks, native americans, southern, gay, etc

>>27237961
>Explore Fluttershy in 3D

>>27238009
I think that one was supposed to be mocking.

At least that's what i got out of it.

>>27237994
>character with flaws
>'mary sue'

way too much arguing in this thread, can't we all just get along?

>>27237884

An Apple Bloom? Thank Nanaki!

...

Can anyone bake this into a pie for me?

>>27238009

>blacks, native americans, southern, gay, etc


One of these does not belong.

>>27237894
>>27237998

Though he has no whale to slay.. Fernando's spear shall taste blood today.

>>27238028
Flaws?

What flaws?

The bitch has been made pretty much all powerful, she's never been outdone, and the one instant she was they mary sue'd the fuck out of her to make her super special again.

>>27238028
Not until we're done calling people homophobes while also stereotyping gay people to prove points.

All for a discussion that doesn't mean shit anyway.

>>27237813
oh wow, Fluttershy spitting some venom

>>27237994
>Braggart
>Foolish
>Egotistical
>HORRIBLE sportsman
>Breaks down in Sonic Rainboom
I don't think you know what a Mary-Sue is.

>>27238063
/co/ in a nutshell right there.

>>27238024
>implying our worst posters aren't a million times better than those places "Best" posters.

You're not serious, right?

>>27237985
Strop trying to make me lust for ponybutt.

>>27238073
thanks for articulating this for me

angry posters gonna angry

needz moar ponies

>>27238049
All of them are labels that people use to build their sense of identity or to separate them from different people. Try again.

>>27238073

this.

I hate Rainbow Dash but a mary sue she is not.

Guys aren't we forgetting about something?

Like ponies

>>27237898
Oh jeez, what's going on now?
>Rainbow Dash and lesbianism on the show discussion
...oh. Goddammit, you guys. She's a character from the last generation with the brain and wings of Firefly from G1. She's not specifically made to be an idol for homosexuals, but Faust said it's perfectly okay if the gay community does happen to look up to her as an awesome role model.

Let's move on to pony cakes.

>>27238063
Are you not entertained? Then GET OUT

>>27237184
> Become Crazed Elf
Oh hell yeah. I don't know who wins but I know this is gonna be fun as hell.

>>27238087
What's that ye' say? Pony butts?

>>27238074

>>27238073
>Bragging but always coming out on top
>Foolish but never where it gets her into trouble
>Egotistical (no wonder she's so many's favorites) but almost always right
>HORRIBLE sportsman but not when you can do a sonic rainboom

And that breakdown was discredited the moment she pulled off the sonic rainboom. They're not "flaws" if the character doesn't have negative effects from them,

>>27238073

Thanks, tripfagg! I hate it when douchebags use the word "Mary Sue" without knowing what the fuck they're talking about.

>>27238096

wrong.

2 are distinct genetic groups of the human species, one is cultural and geographic region and the people that inhabit it.

and one is a preference to shove your penis in someone's anus.

So yes, one doesn't belong. The one that would not, and can not, be addressed in a children's cartoon. The only one that has to do with sexuality at all you know?

I remember when lesbian Dash was just a joke.

>>27237184
I'm not normally a pussy wizard, but for the sake of fun I'll play along
Chain of Unholy Energy
FUCK YOU TRIXIE THAT BEATS YOUR ROPE TRICK TENFOLD

>>27237184
>Prismatic Hail of Venom

Sounds like Trixie is fucked.

>>27238107
read right, faggot, that's not the discussion at all

we're arguing if she was a character made to appeal for the gay public or not, not her actual sexuality

>>27238145

>>27238152
>>27238073
Oh boy here comes the tripfag circlejerk

>>27238161

you mean when it was actually funny.

>>27237875
The funny thing about the military is that you can throw a ball into a formation and hit a homo just about every time. Doubly so if there are females in the formation.

Most of them are girly-girls, some are bull-dykes, and I've yet to meet one that's the 'sporty' type.

What about being a tomboy, athletic, and quick to speak is something inherently lesbian? About the same as it is inherently hetero. That has nothing to do with how les she is/isn't, which is the point I'm trying to make. Her sporty, go-get-them attitude is about as les as a white wall. You're just painting your own assumptions onto it.

But please, continue to make assumptions. You're really good at it and I'm sure Fox News will have a place for you on their next MLP segment.

tl;dr - Homo is so desperate for a homosexual character to cling to that it's projecting onto a show where the main demographic is 8-12 year old girls.

PS: More ponies, less hugbox please.

>>27238161
They're all lesbians to me, Anonymous.

>>27238152
Which is the biggest problem with the term. It's been thrown around so often that it's become "Oh shit, this character's important and yet likable, and they experience some form of success? MARY FUCKING SUE".

Rainbow Dash isn't a Mary Sue in any definition of the term.

Sure is an interesting debate around here.

>>27238184
Yes.
>that feel when threads will never be as good as October and November threads

>>27238160
You're too motherfucking dense. Enjoy ignoring the obvious.

>>27238205
None of them are.
None of them come from fanfiction.

>>27238177
That image made me laugh. Fuck you for making me laugh!

>>27238211
At least they are still as fun...In a twisted and dark way but still fun

>>27238185
>homophobe is so desperate to claim Dash isn't lesbian that he stickes his fingers in his ears and uses the "It's a show for little girls" claim even though he, an adult male, loves the show.

>>27238073
Maybe those personality traits would matter if she actually had to suffer from them. Instead of just a few minutes of crying in one episode out of the whole damn season.

Any stream on? this place is fucking gay right now.

>>27238220

>boo hoo people aren't buying into my attempt to inject sexuality into a children's cartoon

>>27238232

>>27237184
>Rune of Seduce Goblins
uh oh

>>27238211
>that feel when 4chan will never be as clever and interesting as it was in 2005/2006
>that feel when you cling desperately to the past and just can't let it go

>>27238185
My mother was in the military.

>>27238211
I know that feel, bro.
I know that fucking feel.
>that feel when there are probably less than 5 people in this thread that know the first feel

>>27237915
>>Rainbow Dash worst character.
You sir are a codfish.
Rainbow Dash is the first female character I can honestly say I would love being. That's how much Rainbow Dash rocks!

>>27238238

>>27238160
>homosexuality does not belong in a children's show

Sure is Fred Phelps in here. You probably don't realize that Sarah Bellum from Power Puff Girls was lesbian either, do you?

>>27238233
I guess so.

>>27238145
>Bragging but always coming out on top
Except for when Trixie schooled her.

>Foolish but never where it gets her into trouble
She almost got everyone killed by kicking a dragon in the face in Dragonshy.

>Egotistical (no wonder she's so many's favorites) but almost always right
Remember when she spoke for the buffaloes more than the actual buffaloes and was one of the reasons why there was a battle?

>HORRIBLE sportsman but not when you can do a sonic rainboom
She cheated in Fall Weather Friends to win and then got in last place in the Running of the Leaves.

/lesbian debate

Thread needs moar ponies and discussion recycling

Mary Sue or not, Rainbow Dash IS a shit character.

Isn't Dash the only pony so far seen flirting with the opposite gender?

>>27238244
I'll put up a synch
http://www.synchtube.com/r/dalsson

Let's stop the stupid arguing and get back to posting some ponies!

>>27238275
wait ... wut?
When was that established?

>>27238236
>>27238246

Ooh, ooh! I want to play!

>>Morons implying their opponent's opinions are retarded with green text

>>27238185
>implying I'm homo

No, really, I give up. You guys probably think kids have no sexuality or something, and therefore it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBRU that they'd make a character that appeals to the gay community. Specially impossible if the fandom immediatly made the association of the character possibly being a lesbian in the first 3 episodes.

I'm done here.

I find it incredibly amusing that people need them to be something so desperately.

>>27238266
Oh come on we aren't that rare are we?


The only reason I'm still here is the hope that maybe just maybe we have a thread like those...

>>27238185
Meh. Everybody's bi. Stick a bunch of young men in a barracks together for months without a vagina, and everybody's gay. Doesn't matter if it's a prison or a millitary.

>>27238236
>FUCK HE TOTALLY REFUTED MY MAIN POINT, TIME TO CLAIM HE'S A BIGOT

>>27238196
All of them are pretty much asexual. Maybe Rarity is helpless romantic, with the HIM prince thing and Rainbow Dash is in the celebrity worship phase of life. But come on, I still have Britney Spears posters all over my room.

>>27238280
no u

>>27238280
>trixie fan
>telling others that other characters are shitty
>irony.jpg

>>27238280
>>27238280
Seconded

>>27238308
You assumed I was homosexual, falsely. I deduce you are a homophobe, correctly.

>>27238286

>>27238329

>>27238286
'Kay.

>>27238316
It was just the first shrugging picture I had, I actually am not that big on Trixie, here let me do it again.

Mary Sue or not, Rainbow Dash IS a shit character.

>>27238307
This shit again? I don't know what men you're used to being around but given a choice many straight men would rather go without sex and just masturbate than stick themselves inside another man.

Genitals to pizza and back in 10 seconds flat.
/co/, I am disappoint.

>>27238326
Yes?

This whole thread is full of owls.

>>27238280

thirded

>>27238286

D'AAAAWWWWW

kids dont know shit about fuck

i heard a kid say he was gay for about five minutes but then he got saved by jesus

id have sent him to the moon

>>27238280
The only reason people don't like Rainbow Dash is because they know she's a lesbian, and therefore will never have sex with their self-insert OCs.

>>27238329

>>27238270
> Green Lantern Dash
Man that's bullshit.

Dash would be a member of the Blue Lantern Corps, easy.

>>27238271
I ain't even a little upset.

>>27238354
>currently eating pizza
>read this


>enjoying enhanced meal

>>27238311
I used to love Britney Spears, she made catchy and upbeat, fun music before she turned to doing trashy hiphop wannabe shit like every other pop artist. What happened man, what happened to this current generation. Why is being a ghetto hoodrat all the rage now? Remember the 90s, when there was music for white people? Now everyone wants to be black. Worse, they want to be a ghetto hoodrat. Even rich white girls. So disgusting.

>>27238355
Yes.

>>27238373
Where I live, "gay" is used as the same meaningless catch-all expletive as "fuck" by everyone between the ages of ten and twenty.

Do you think they'll keep the same theme tune and opening sequence in season 2?

Would you rather they changed it or kept it the same?

>>27238350
For a few months, sure. Then you start masturbating in the presence of others. Then mutual masturbation. Then you're giving each other handjobs.

>>27238411
change tune, keep sequence.

>>27238383
>implying Dash wouldn't be in the Yellow Lantern Corps

>>27238402
That's pretty gay. You should move before you catch the homo.

>>27238280
>>27238324
>>27238364
>>27238378

I don't understand. Dash is a good pony!

>>27238307

bullshit. You know what happens in this case?

The guy who gets "discovered" to be gay gets beaten within an inch of his life by the others and then a huge legal clusterfuck ruins everyone elses day.

A barracks or squad bay is the absolute last place you want anything like that to come out out. Ever.

>>27238411
Honestly, they should keep the theme tune but change the animation a bit.

>>27238411
More techno, less rock

>>27238411
if it's changed, it better still be awesome.

>>27238430
That'd be gay.

>>27238411
I never liked the intro theme, and I hate that I know it by heart

>>27238420
>I'm a closeted homosexual who thinks everyone would turn gay after a couple months of no sex

cool, man

>>27238411
For the sake of good taste, I hope it won't go techno.

>>27238378
Not who you're responding to but

I don't like Dash because she's rude/arrogant, has shown very little in the way of "character flaws" that actually affect her negatively, and in general just find the whole character the most stereotypical of the bunch, well most stereotypical aside from Applejack, but applejack hasn't been made out to be as big of a plot device.

So. Your favorite pony.

How many dicks do you think they've sucked?

>>27238411
It's grown on me, but I could deal with them changing it. If they do, it'll probably be to incorporate Luna into the intro if she becomes a regular character.

>>27238411
It'd be cool if they switched up the sequence a bit after the first few episodes.

Lauren hinted that there'd be a villain in the series, so it'd be pretty awesome to see them alluded to in the intro.

>>27238470
none because lol horses giving blowjobs

>>27238470
at least a few foals's and one colt.

>>27238470
None. Ponies don't do that, silly.

>>27238470
my favorite ponies

>>27238470
Fluttershy, probably about ZERO BECAUSE SHE IS PERFECT

>>27238431

Dash is the best pony. But you know how it is...

>>27238506
>Sluttershy
>never sucked a dick

It must be nice living in a lie

>>27238465
Gay. That's gay. You're gay.

>>27238470
Just one - mine.

>>27238506
Hi Beedrill

>>27238425
That's for people who cause fear. Yellow Lanterns are people who instill great fear. Dash isn't scary.

Dash has all her hopes and pie in the sky dreams, but in the end, they'll just end up dashed.

>>27238470
Lyra? Probably a dozen.

>>27238431

I don't like her because she is lazy, arrogant, accusatory, willing to lie to her friends and only concerned with her own ambitions. Shes probably the most realistic personality on the show, which is why I hate her.

She DOES have a few good points, they just don't outweigh the bad ones for me.

>>27238470
That has to be the most thinly veiled way of saying "Someone post the picture of Pinkie Pie with SUCK ALL THE DICKS"

Who am I to disappoint? Pinkie Pie sucks ALL the dicks.

>>27238474
>villain
It's Luna. She's already been deFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETED!?!

>>27238497

You are talking about me arent you?

>>27238432
Nah, depends on group dynamics. If it's the omega then sure. If the alpha goes around sticking teabagging everybody, then everybody has a good laugh about it and everybody's gay.

Remember Abu Ghraib? Those pictures of US troops torturing Iraqis? Pictures of them piling up naked on each other, and forcing them to give each other blowjobs at gunpoint?

Remember what the first few excuses were from the military and the right wing? "Oh, there's nothing going on. It's all just harmless fun. Frat pranks! The kind of thing that happens in barracks all the time."

Speaking of which, fraterneties. Lots of gay loving there too.

>>27238553
All of them?!

>>27238553
she doesnt seem very enthustastic about it

>>27238545

But she is... GAY

So I've seen a few clips of the next season.
They are making some big changes...

>>27238431
She's nothing special and kind of a bitch, hell even my daughter's said "Why is Rainbow Dash so mean all the time?" Had to explain some people are just like that and they still mean to be good friends, they're just not as openly friendly and such.

I think she got it, although judging by how far away her rainbow dash toy was from pinkie and twilight I'm not so sure.

When season two starts I hope all the weird people will leave the threads and I hope Faceless never post on /co/ again
I know it won't happen but a guy can dream.

>>27238535
nope, just some random anon

FLUTTERSHY IS MY WAIFU

>>27238588

>>27238596

>>27238583
I still entirely do not see the "point" of fraternities. Is it really just an excuse to bring penis contests over from highschool into college?

Shouldn't you GROW UP ALREADY?

>>27238558
No, Sweetie, the nice man said FAVOURITE pony.


Mrs. Cake.

>>27238535

Speaking of Kamina, did he ever suck those horse udders? I knocked out at three last night and I was really looking forward to that...

>>27238596

>>27238600
The opposite of your ponychan wishes will come true.

>>27238583
Wow, good thing I never went there or in the military.
You could never make me suck a dick, ever. I would rather die or be beaten near death. Fuck them, I'm not gay, so I won't do it.

>>27238596
aaaaaaaahahahaha what the fuck

>>27238600
I hope, at some point, the bitches get fed up with all the shit they constantly complain about and leave, so we can finally have our fun without them fucking up the threads.

But I know that will never happen.

>>27238599
You don't have a daughter you dumb faggot
Just admit that you bought the damn toys for yourself

>>27238599
Rainbow Dash is just emotionally juvenile. She acts like a jerk because it's her way of telling you she cares.

>>27238641
It's not about making, son. Eventually you will want to.

>>27238644
I think you mean what the duck

>>27238600
I could start posting on ponychan instead as anon, coyly hiding my snarky comments in a sugarcoated veil of droopy 'friendship'

>>27238583
true story bro

A lot of the most outspoken homophobes in the army are closet-gays who love the cock, but they'll cave your head in if you tell anybody

>>27238593
Lyra? Probably a dozen times more vaginas

Happy now?

>>27238649
Not really bitching just some wishful thinking, /co/mrade

Hey guys, when you talk about gay people, you do mean happy people, don't you? Because I love being happy and making others happy! Like that one time, I invited my friend, I forgot the name, Carrot Tip or something? Who cares right HEHEHE *SNORT* anyway, I invited her over for this party and we had this huge cake and everything and all ponies there loved it and then we played some games and I think I did pretty good but I don't really know because Applejack kept track of the scores and she can't count past single digits but that's not such a bad thing after all games are about having fun and not about winning RIGHT? But okay I guess what I wanted to say is that I'm pretty happy right now and you should be, too! Life's great!

>>27238663
nope.avi

>>27238621

You said you love me...

>>27238674
Nope. That's just plain old bitching.

>>27238684
>implying gay means happy

>>27238697
How so?

>>27238596

Well that's just ducky

>arguing about the sexuality of cartoon horses
>2011

I hope you guys don't do this.

>>27238547
>Most realistic
>Faster than everybody else in the whole world of the show
>Single handedly responsible for everyone being friends instead of how friendships really work, building up over time

The most impressively done one is probably Rarity, she's lady like, little crazy possibly OCD (like real women), and loves to be pampered, but can still work on her own to keep going. Plus she has had multiple failings from her character flaws, and actually wound up learning from one of them, unlike Dash.

>>27238693
You're still a great fuck, but the frontier for #1 spot of "Miss Waifu 2011" is Mrs Cake.

that being said, fancy a shag?

>>27238703
Where the heck is Lesbia?

>>27238672
Right. The military culture, on the surface, is highly homophobic. While being gay as fuck when you get down to the brass tacks.

I mean, is there anything more synonymous with homosexuality that the US Navy?

>>27238724
>responsible
>implying intent

The Sonic Rainboom happened to coincide with everyone's cutie marks, but Dash didn't directly intend for that to be the case. It's called a coincidence, look it up.

>>27238719
I used to do it in 2010 but then it became too mainstream.

>>27238684
yes.jpg

>>27238726

ohh, i dont know wat a waifu is but ok!

>>27238749
The Isle of Lesbos is in the Aegean Sea. The term lesbians does indeed derive from there, over stereotypes that the women liked lesbian sex.

The modern inhabitants of the island are upset over the connotation.

>>27238726
>>27238779
This isn't funny or interesting
Please stop both of you.

>>27238693

Don't listen to mean old Mr. Faceless, Sweetie.

You're everyone's favorite abused baby pony.

Unlike that bitch Scootaloo.

>>27238779
So, you know the usual. turn around and strut your perky butt up in the air.

>>27238655
I actually do, she's 7 though.
Not that I don't have a Pinkie pie toy myself, but that one I just mentioned is hers.

>>27238656
Yeah that's a good way to put it.

>>27238796
oh. No, I'm equestrian.

>>27238807

>>27238799

>>27238693
I still love you, Sweetie Belle. Even if you're a moron.

>>27238726
>desecrating your waifu
BASTARD

>>27238750

this is flat out ignorance. I have never in my life known a bigger group of bigots and gay haters than I did in the marine corps.

>>27238839
>Stop disliking what I like
See? It works both ways.

I guess it's new thread time but given how this one's going, I don't hold high hopes it'd be any better.

>>27238693
I love Sweetie Bell she's adorable.

>>27238851
You've also never known a bigger bunch of gay ass hypocrites.

>>27238874
Make an actual topic that is worth debating.

>>27238874
eye of the beholder, anon. eye of the beholder.

>>27238874
Please no one make anymore threads this one is a sign that we don't need another until season two starts.

>>27238807
>>27238841

Faceless loves me! and he never abuse me!

I'm gonna take a break from pony threads for a bit. Let the arguments about homosexuality die down enough that we can talk about some damn ponies.

>>27238874
yep, I'm escaping after this one is done

>>27238854
Those are not equivalent statements, when you think about it.