eh, this works fine too

It seems to me that a running phenomenon in these threads is that they start to stagnate and get boring, until someone posts some awesome new porn. Like MS's futabloom last night. Then they get fun again.

So, /co/ pony threads. What should the next awesome new porn be?

>>27235397
i dunno about new, but I can post stuff I've been tracking down on the ponynet

So...this is the general I guess?

>>27235397
A mantrain. Haven't had one of those yet.
(better do it with strap-ons, since, y'know, almost no males)

>>27235412
It's not really about the porn as much as it is about surprise and controversy.

>>27235409
is this a fic? should I read it?

>>27235409

>>27235431
A futa mane cast manetrain? I like how you think.

>>27235412
What's with all the horn fellatio?
Are you closet gay?

>>27235412
I've meticulously avoided this pony garbage so far, but something about horn sucking seems really hot to me. The pink unicorn is supposed to be a girl, right?

>>27235449
you should spoiler that shit

>>27235451
oic

>>27235449

It's a sad TwiDash fic.

>>27235466

>pink unicorn

There is no pink unicorn and all of them are girls anyway.

>>27235475
k
>>27235479
thanks!

So...Good Afternoon, MLP /co/nvicts.
How are you doing this glorius day?

>>27235466
Yes, they both are.

>>27235504

Fine I guess, scrolling through Pony Porn: The General as usual.

>this thread

I really hate the fact that I caught the tail end of the good times.

>>27235534
Just be patient until season 2

>>27235540

Oh we're dumping rage?

>>27235466
>dat face
>dat fucking face

>>27235412
>>27235478
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FUCK A HORSE!?

>>27235534
I got into it when episode 3 was the latest, an Dash being a dyke pony and liking candy vag was already a thing. There were no good times.

>>27235525
Ah, yeah...
Never really getting used to it, but I must admit some of it is really well done...Railgunner in particular seems to hit a soft spot in my art fetish...or whomever it is who draws the really vibrant, almost-watercolor-in-appearance pictures...I remember one involving Rainbow Dash doing horrifically perverse things with the CMC, while Twilight and Twist were unaware no less than a dozen feet away

So, derpy lost Dinky, but she is clever pony and find another filly to be her child. ...

>>27235561
WE HAVE BEEN BREACHED
I REPEAT
OUR FANDOM HAS BEEN BREACHED
QUARANTINE IS IN EFFECT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>27235599
>killing off a filly other than Scootaloo

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>27235561

>Alicorn

>>27235591

That's a good pic.

>>27235580

Perhaps "good" was too strong a word.

How about the times in which you could go through a porn filled thread and actually come out with stuff that made it worth it?

>>27235599
dumb fabric

>people bitching about pony porn
>there's only a couple of pics

Stay classy, anti-porn fags.

>>27235645
sorry, I was just dumping cuz someone sort of requested it. I'll stop now.

>>27235645
Ah, back when Megasweet was running wild with his/her fanart...good times indeed for this appreciator of a perfectly plump posterior.

>>27235625
Killing? No, Derpy lost her in woods or something.

>>27235666
Of course I am, and don't lt anybody tell you different.

>>27235666
I can't love a Devilshy

YOU KNOW WHO MY LEAST FAVORITE PONY IS? APPLEJERK.

>>27235663

You could have a thread with 100 pictures, if 3 of these were porn, the prudes would say it was a porn thread

>>27235678
That head is terrifying. And so are those boobs. And that body.

You know, everything is terrifying.

>>27235701

I like ponies. Am I welcome?

>>27235701
Me too, though I'm not sure why. Too 'down to earth' for me, I like a Pony who has loftier aspirations than selling apples.

She's still a sweetheart though.

>>27235701
MINE IS RARITYTE

>>27235701
WELL,YOU KNOW WHO MY LEAST FAVORITE PONY IS?
RAINBOW DOUCHE

>>27235724
Good to see you leth!

>>27235682

If that's what you have to tell yourself, Derpy.

>>27235701

Well she is the most boring pony of the mane cast.

>riding bike down to store to buy dinner
>start singing "shoo be doo" to myself
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, MLP GENERAL

>degrading ojobjo

>>27235599
I'm more of a Derpy Tiara man myself.

>>27235701
>Applejack printed on currency
>Implying she's dead

NEAT

>>27235738

>>27235751
Didn't post the pic. Damnit 4chan.

>>27235711

I don't care if there's porn, but for entire threads to be devoted to nothing but rape and futa? Come on.

>>27235775
>implying there's ever been such a thing

Methinks the faggot doth protest too much.

>>27235767

I like that song too...

All the hate for ponies in this thread is upsetting me.

Post more happy ponies!

>>27235576

Surrender your Spike clopfics to ME NOW

>>27235727

>Awesome set up guy

Yes. Yes you are.

Applejack is still awesome in theory, it's just that the writers seem to have delegated her to being a secondary character after the first quarter of the season was over

She needs more awesome scenes ya know :(

>>27235775

Pretty much this. I'm perfectly fine with porn being in the thread, hell it's only to be expected, but when the whole thread is nothing but porn it gets both boring and annoying.

Guys, I'm a little concerned with the crossovers. What if one day someone makes Pinkie Pie out to be the Joker?

>>27235804

>>27235804

>>27235767
I forgive you, Hoppip.
I know that feel.
You know how I know that feel?
I listened to that song literally an hour ago.

>>27235806
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Yh1QlOo5QqiDvsy8ozFtNsuopwbyzZrJhu9SJ5WCppc/edit?hl=en

>>27235576
Is that a trick question sir?

>>27235799
There's been one or two. I'm totally fine with that, we've had threads dedicated to everything else, why shouldn't the rape fetishists get one thread out of several hundred?

>>27235818
I've never seen a thread that was more than 50% porn, just people freaking out as if it were.

>>27235804

>>27235775
When you woke up this morning, you felt like a brand new you. You felt bold and protected and... anonymous. Feeling fancy fresh, you logged on to your favorite website, and checked your favorite general.

It is a young general, already devolving into anger and bitchery. There is the fell beast (also anonymous) with many heads. Sometimes the same head many times. You have a choice:

Join the heads of frothing spitting rage, or attempt to drown out the beast with conversation. Anonymous can't stand conversation. If you stick your fingers in your ears and just start talking about the show, you might just distract it.

>>27235815
This. Even in an episode where she was supposed to be the center character (Over a Barell) Pinkie and Dash pretty much take all the scenes.

>>27235854
Link to thread. I accuse you of exaggerating. I've seen threads where the overarching discussion is on rape, but people still posting cute pictures of ponies.

>>27235844

MY HUNGER IS INSATIABLE

I MUST HAVE MORE

Fuck all of your shit. Slow pony thread

>>27235833
What if Gummy was actually a pony who was a spy for Nightmare Moon, who was exorcised from Luna's body but still exists as an ethereal being, and who disguised himself as an alligator using Poison Joke?

>>27235804
>Okay.Jpeg

postan happy ponies.

>>27235869
oh, well I don't think there's ever been one that's 100% rape, but that fape fapfic being written has overwhelmed a few threads to the point its the only DISCUSSION. There are still cute ponies there, though.

>>27235875
AN APPLEJERK THREAD?

>>27235875
Fuck you Sweetie belle! Fuck your shit!

>>27235883

I'm waiting for the episode where Gummy finally grows teeth, matures, and has to be let go by Pinky

She has to learn THAT THE PARTY MUST END SOMETIMES

Then she gets some other retarded pet in the end, maybe another alligator

>>27235897
>fape
LOL WUT?

Posting gay ponies

>>27235868
AJ wasn't really the central character of Over A Barrel, the only time she has been was Applebuck Season

>>27235900
Who's slower? APPLEJERK or SEATYBELT?

>>27235856
I actually believe that a significant portion of the people posting porn (DAT ALLITERATION) are doing it to troll so that everyone maintains the same negative opinion of MLP General

>>27235911
A mix of fap and rape. When you fap when you really don't feel like it.

>>27235883

>>27235912
Judging by our wonderful fandom, it seems all ponies are gay.
You know what, I hate you guys. Srsly.

Here comes another chinese earthquake!

>>27235804
Sweetie lost her front legs and now she cannot walk, so Scootaloo have to drive her everywhere in her scooter and she hate it.

/r/ing pics of human fluttershy plz

preferably barefoot

>>27235935
Given the gender divide it's highly likely their society promotes bisexuality.

And actually yeah, fuck you guys for making me think about this stuff

>>27235912
posting straight ponies. wait....

>>27235916
Hey now, we ought to count Fall Weather Friends even if she was co-star

>>27235935

Not all. Just all the girls.

Alright, lets talk fillies and why they're horrible.

Twist starts apprenticing with Pinkie Pie in the sweets shop. This includes her singing along with that adowabuw spitty voice and ruining Pinkie's songs.

CUPCAKETHS.

>>27235950

>>27235967
THO THWEET AND TAYSTY

>>27235950
You can't see her feet, but I guess you can imagine she's barefoot.

>>27235950
Will this do?

>>27235950
Don't think I have any barefoot pics

>>27235935
>>27235965
Being a gay male pony in Equestria would kind of suck just by virtue of you having so much less fish in the sea

It's like if you were only sexually attracted to midgets

>>27235914
.....Oh god..my heart..
Can...can I get more cute Luna?

>>27235950

Here is Fluttershy with Twilight

>>27235965
>"They are? Oh...okay, I guess I'll be going now. Tell twilight I said...oh nevermind."

>>27235980
forgot my pic

Doom demands more ponies!!

find Applebloom

>>27235935

>>27235985
Sure thing.

>>27235991
Dammit Caramel, stop being so beta

>>27236011
Why do you think he got a sex change?

>>27235935
>lesbian horses
>cute
what have these threads done to me

>>27235936
IZ DAT SUM NASA SIMULATION SOFTWAER?

>>27235994
Hey, fluttershy. Why the [spoilers]long face?[/spoilers]

To whoever said something about reading You Can't Be Missed If You Never Left...

fuck you

>my fucking face when

>>27235912

That's all we do in pony threads.

>>27235991
>>27235965
This happened to me once.
There was this awesomely cute girl I met, it took me a while to get used to her because she was born with only one hand and I had never really had a friend with that visible of a disability but I really started to adore her personality in no time at all

Then I found out she was a lesbian and already have a GF

That is actually the only time I was ever attracted enough to a girl to want to ask her out, too
Felt disappoint man

>>27236028
Aeiou

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

Po-ny; noun-

1. A small, useless horse.

Discuss

>>27236026
I know, right. I never thought I'd find pictures of ponies hugging so adorable, but I do. I want to hate shipping, I really, really do.

>>27236030
Hey, anon. Why the broken spoilers?

>>27236045
they look like dogs in this picture. Due to the snouts

>>27236049
Because I mostly post on /tg/

>>27236044

Useless, but very cute~

>>27236036
ouch

>>27236002

Did we ever get a pic of Celestia riding Doom?

>>27236049
because plural

>>27236019
eeyup

>>27236044
I like ponies.

>>27236036
Fuck man, that sucks.

>>27235970
Well hell, Jessica, keep this up and people might actually forgive you for being a drama queen.

Still need to work on the facial structuring, though. You're stuck in cat mode.

Seeign all the good artists makes Thadius realize how terrible his own drawings are. Thanks for the Reality check Ponies. Have some cake.

>>27236063
yeah, they sorta do

>>27235909

So what would her new pet be? A Komodo Dragon? Ebola?

thread kinda sucks, and I don't usually say that

What would your ideal Lyra/Bonbon episode entail?

>>27236078
that fandom hasn't been kind to Caramel

>>27236044
>pony
>useless
>"During the Industrial Revolution, particularly in Great Britain, a significant number were used as pit ponies, hauling loads of coal in the mines."

>>27236097

Dohoho

>>27236040
Here comes another chinese earthquake!
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>>27236036
Shame, it sounds like the two of you had a lot in common. You both liked girls, for example.

>>27236100
>>hauling loads of coal in the mines
There was no talking. There was no smiling.

>>27236045
Meh, that's not so bad. I like reading some clopfics because I find the characters adorable. No fap anything, I just like reading them.

Does anyone want a Zelda or Megaman pony?

>>27236105

Why the fuck does Pinkie have a horn?

>>27236105

Pinkie as a unicorn?

We're all fucked.

>>27236114
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN.

>>27236105
>filename

Look at applejack's neck

>>27236117
THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13ihCYcyUZyG9WhIbiI2rFsKW9n0flXgQ74y_lpOcpxw/edit?hl=en_US

Again, I hope that works.
I've not worked on this for long, but I wasn't sure about going further.
Can I get someones opinion on Derpy's analytical abilities, if they're going in the right direction?

Apologies if it doesn't work/wastes your time.

>>27236031
I know that feel, Brony.

>>27236136

FUCK SALT.

>>27236096
Bon Bon finds a new friend, because Lyra is a couch potato. Then, Lyra tries to be more girly, and then the episode ends with Bon Bon licking Lyra.
The End

>>27236105
AJ's hair is cropped off
Pinkie grows a horn
Twilight has a third arm coming from off panel

>>27236126
there can never be enough pictures or stories of adorable ponies being adorable. There just can't be.

>>27236114

>>27236044

>>27236127
I'd like a Malon (OoT) pony

>>27235936
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik&feature=player_embedded

Watching the bronycomms commentary episodes will forever ruin the show for you because of all the times they point out the scenes in that video.

Just try to watch the scene with Pinkie and Applebloom in the kitchen without yelling AEIOU at the screen.

>>27236081

Later that day Dash found AJ fucking with Rarity, she almost kill herself.

>>27236155
Oh really?

>>27235909
As long as this episode was sufficiently well-written, this would be a really good idea. It would keep in line with having a moral that translates well to the real world while having a somewhat bittersweet (but not out-of-character) ending that we haven't really seen in the series yet

>>27236175
That don't count. Ah hate her jus' much as ah love er, it cancels out.

>>27236114
that game was easy.
I won it in, like, three hours.

Marv! marv marv MARV!

>>27236161
Pinkie the Unicorn
Applejack's Hair and her ridiculous neck length

who of the mane 6 is one trick pony?

>>27236182
oh god my pancreas

>>27236155

That said, I'm getting a "Cerebus" vibe off your picture, there. Like they've been drinking and of them is about to swing from maudlin to full-on abuser any moment.

>>27236178
oh god my heart
why would you post that
are you trying to kill me!

HNGGGGGGGGGGGG-

>>27236161
Rarity's dick is WAY bigger than that little pink thing

>>27236155
Agreed. Nothing can rival ponies.

>>27236204
Twilight is an angry, angry drunk.

I don't suppose any of y'all would be super convenient and have a screen of pinkie in her suit getup (when she's handing out invitations in party of one) handy, would you? It would have me time hunting it down myself, haha.

>>27236168
Ok, I'll get on that

>>27236192

Keep telling that to yourself, but one day she will realize that you dont love her and she will leave you.

>>27236207
Eh, someone made a request and I did my best! Terrible picture is terrible. They need to pick it up already damnit.

>>27236198
exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark

>>27236173
what the fuck did I just watch?

>>27236244
>sssonic2
NOPE

Twilight, why you so cute for.

>>27236234
She does that erry week, ah'm used ta it.

>>27236244
Oh snap.

Rainbow Dash IS the only pony ever to break the sound barrier....but Sonic is the Fastest Thing Alive.

WHO WILL WIN?

>>27236100
lolitrolu

>>27236253

You don't like sonic in your ponies?

>>27236244
I don't like the way sssonic2 draws his ponies

>>27236258
given that sonic's speed varies from subsonic to crossing continents in seconds depending on what game, comic, or tv show you're taking it from, that totally depends

>>27236258
Dash. Sonic is a faggot.

ohshit i just found this on Ponibooru

best picture, or BESTEST picture?

>>27236156

is this a game? what game isit?

>>27236256

No you stupid redneck, you just use her as a fucktoy and she deserves more, she is inlove with you!

>>27235806
The best Spike clopfic I ever read had Spike as a cameo at the very end.

>>27236270

Neither do I. They always come out fucking plastic, too muscular and the proportions are off. He also can't draw tits, but I'm sure that's the first thing people noticed.

>>27236294
That's only because AJ has problems expressing her feelings.

>>27236265
>that pic

I just died a little inside

>>27236294
So what you saying, ah should wear dresses or somethin?

I NEED SCRUNCHY FACE PICTURES!

>>27236320

>>27236318

You love her right?

any requests?

It's dangerous to go alone, Anon.

>>27236320

>>27236320

>>27236333
Ah'd've killed her by now if ah didn't.

>>27236340
Dash plotting violence

How about some more "tucked under wing" pics?

>>27236340
Twist fucking Thnipth when Thnailth walks in. Dramatic consequences.

>>27236340
draw a giant egg with a realistic depiction of your face on it rolling through the center of Ponyville while ponies flee in terror

>>27236340

Zecora playing basketball

Does anyone have the rest of these?

was that person still looking for spikefic?

>>27236375
When i read you post, the "beautiful katamari" song played on my head.

>>27236365

Have to go, bye AJ.

>>27236340
Derpy cuddling Diamond Tiara, calling her muffin, while DT's like "For the list time, I'm not your freakin' daughter!"

>>27236340
Draw Rarity and Applejack riding a giant gummy while they shoot people with AK-47s

>>27236380
How do ponies play basketball?

Zebra's comin' into to ponyville tryin' to take good, honest pony jobs? FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!

>>27236398
THIS X1000000

>>27236394
ya'll're the worst romance councillor ah ever laid eyes on

>>27236398
I change to this as well

>>27236366
"Plotting". It sounds dirty, even though it isn't.

>>27236387

Yes and thank thee

that was beautiful

>>27236418

I give you directions, you are on your own now girl.

another gem from the ponynet

>>27236404

I dunno, but one had them for his cutie mark so they must be able to

>>27236447
KILL HER APPLEJERK! KILL THEM ALL!

I AM A FAT VIRGIN AND I AM JEALOUS OF THE LOVE THAT LYRA AND BON BON SHARE FOR EACH OTHER WAT DO

>>27236340
That scene from Se7en where johnny depp is going "What's in the box?"
Fluttershy going "What's in the box? What's in the fucking BOX?! umm.. if you don't mind me asking."

>>27236452

That picture has been around for a while now.

>>27236472
get your tripcode back on, earlysnow

>>27236472
find a fat and lonely person who'll accept your love and grow old together

alternatively, lose weight

>>27236449
holla holla get the dolla

>>27236475
I mean leonardo dicaprio. They all look the same to me.

>>27236447
what if ah give er a giant apple

Is that guy who was murdering the ponies in that thread yesterday still around?

>>27236404
dunno lol

>>27236479
I'm sure it has, but I'm finding all this stuff for the first time, and I assume there's someone else out there who hasn't seen it yet either. I'm posting the ones I find that are super awesome. Sorry?

>>27236475
>>27236496
>Johnny Depp
>Leonardo DiCaprio
>Se7en

is this an elaborate troll
im confus

>>27236510

If you mean last night, yeah I was here. Unless you're talking about someone else.

>>27236533

Do you have that story about twist?

that was fucking great.

>>27236525

No need to apologize, cool that you're seeing them for the first time.

>>27236488
I don't know how to lose weight
I know that sounds dumb but I can't afford an exercise machine and the weather in my area is too erratic and generally shitty to have a regular walking schedule

Luke Allen, one of a growing number My Little Pony fanboys known as “bronies,” poses with two action figures from McDonald's Happy Meals.

Each day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.

“As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season than I had in the previous 31 years of life.”

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

>>27236526
Nay, just havign an extreme mental block on the actors name.

>>27236511
>stand up mostly on hind legs

Oh shit, we're slipping back into 3.5!

>>27236511
what the actual fuck? that was some pretty weird drawing and script

>>27236496
Umm bro, I think you're thinking of Brad Pitt

>>27236564
Oh okay
it's Brad Pitt bro

>>27236547

Oh that's the other guy, he stayed anon. I took up a name so people wouldn't get us mixed up.

>>27236559
Does anyone know Luke Allen's address?
I kind of want to send him my turds in a box

>>27236558
Eating habits are a big weight thing. Watch what you eat and do situps. at least 300.

>>27236558
eat less, move more

that's pretty much it

>>27236511
Man, look at that fluttershy not giving a fuck about anything on that last panel

< Animated.

>>27236558

Well, my mom just cut down on carbs and lost like 20 pounds without even working out. Just do that and maybe lift some weights or something.

>>27236573
THAT'S the guy. That was driving me crazy, thank you.

>>27236511
y'know, I should save these just so I can post them whenever somebody says fanfiction is terrible.

because good god, is it better than this.

>>27236511
>Hihihi!

What the fuck

Trixie is pregnant! Who is the father?

This doesnt feel right. Are you sure, Sweetie, it goes to this hole.

>>27236616
Snips

>>27236616
Twist.

>>27236368

>>27236616
Snails
Not the pony, I mean she literally got impregnated with a bunch of babby snails

>>27236616
Snails

>>27236616
Twilight!

>>27236587
Really now, what wil that accomplish?

>>27236616
Twilight

>>27236373
guess what game he was playing, win a iPod

>>27236616
You

>>27236640
I will finally get rid of all these turds I've been saving up over the last month

.>>27236616
If you must know...

>>27236616
Hmm, not sure.

>>27236647
Custer's Revenge

>>27236640

Yeah, its probably Luke Allens fetish.

>>27236647
My Little Blowjob

>>27236647
>Casually saying "hi" to your friend's girlfriend as she gives your friend a blowjob after you've just finished yelling at him

This is hilariously awesome and I don't know why

>>27236616

>>27236504
Sure, that'll work, but you have to make that face while you do it. And tell her all about how much you appreciate her. Really dig out that honesty.

>>27236673

>>27236616
Trixie
because she's fat
therefore she's the fat her

>>27236637
>>27236642
>Lesbian Butt Babies mind

>>27236690
fuck me that pic is hot

i love you Pinkie

Pinkie time is now.

>>27236320
this thread needs more scrunch

>>27236694
So wait can lesbians actually have butt babies or is this just a myth
Why are they called butt babies anyway is that just a derogatory term

>>27236686
ah guess that can work. It'll take weeks ta grow that apple so ah can practice sayin it to mah trees

>>27236320

>>27236616

>>27236714
In reality? Of course not. In ponyville? Of course not. In out in the cold? Of course not.
it was a magical threesome with luna - it included penises!

>My caption for every scrunchy face picture:
You call that a penis?

>>27236711
>this thread needs more scrunch
How's this?

>>27236714
Is this a serious question?

>>27236683

>>27236683
their baby reminds me of wotter

>>27236320
fucking flood detection

>>27236714
>butt babies

Oh, man, you don't know the half of it...

>>27236736
I wonder how many of the readers of that fic realized that's what happened.

>>27236714
can'ttellifserious.jpg

>>27236714
"Butt babies" comes from gay fics where gay couples have babies out the butt.

Lesbian butt babies is a play on that, even though lesbians have vaginas, which is a superior way for delivering babies.

>>27236756
Rockman?
could you get on FD please?

>>27236711

Guys, should I order a Pizza, or have noodles instead?

Also, Kneejerk, are you still around? How's the fic coming?

>>27236752
u the guy wanting some scrunch?

>>27236795
Order a pizza with sausage and bell peppers

>>27236760
They pretty much explicitly say so in the fic, so you'd have to be pretty dense not to get it.

>>27236795
Is there...noodle pizza?

>>27236795
Pizza, Meat Lovers with Stuffed Crust.

Shits like an orgasm in your mouth

>>27236795
Are they cool noodles like pasta
or
Are they ramen noodles
If so then get a pizza instead

>>27236795
PIZZA YOU FOOL!

>>27236806
I did like the way they had to explain it to their daughter in the spin-off fic.

>>27236795
Order a pizza.
Also now I have to order a Pizza, fuck you.
And by fuck you I mean thank you for giving me such a great idea

>>27236375
If I had the patience or the tools, this would be a better picture.

>>27236797
I'm a different person wanting scrunch

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>>27236816
Best bowl of soup I ever had in my god damn life was ramen from an authentic japanese restaurant.

>>27236816
Ramen noodles. -_-

General consensus seems to be Pizza, as I should have expected on 4chan. I'll keep soliciting opinions though...

>>27236811
I bet you know all about how orgasms in your mouth taste.

Reposting from last night.

After all the rather dark rapey fics I've been working on I wanted to go for something a little sweeter to balance it out, so here's a tinyfic about Mr and Mrs Cake having angry make-up sex.

http://pastebin.com/hYRjujTi

>>27236825
I WENT TO A BUFFET FOR LUNCH. HA.

>>27236831
Awesome!
Don't worry, like most of my pic requests if was just a mishmash of random ideas floating in my head at the time, so I literally had no expectations for it XD

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Draw Derpy putting Dinky to the oven. Pwety pweees.

>>27236837
These are awful.

I'd rather have futa porn.

>>27236844
Pretty much

Have you ever had a Starburst? When that shit is dry at first and then it gets juicy. Now that is an orgasm in your mouth

>>27236861
I wish Mrs Cake would scrunch

>>27236841
Well, fresh restaurant noodles are a different thing than cups o' ramen now aren't they

>>27236837
APPLEJERK DON'T ACCEPT NO HANDOUTS.

>>27236887
I wish Mrs. Cake would scrunch her pussy lips all the way down my shaft.

>>27236887
She'll scrunch in bed. If you know what I mean.

>>27236903
...eeyup.

Take a nice long look at this thread and think about all the previous threads
Think about the images, the avatar fagging, the tripfags, namefags, all the responses and discussions
Just dwell on it for a minute
Do you honestly not see anything wrong with it?

>>27236891
We were talking about unspecified ramen. Both the good stuff and the microwave stuff are types of ramen.

>>27236809
I dunno
but have some fried egg & ham pizza instead

>>27236915
Nothing more wrong than the people who constantly come in and try to complain about it or instill a sense of guilt about the content as a whole.

>>27236934
THAT LOOKS AMAZING. I'M GONNA MAKE THE NEW THREAD.

>>27236915
I don't know what you're getting at. Get to the point.

>>27236934
I WANT THAT!

>>27236903
Why do I keep coming to these threads?

>>27236938
FUCKING FAGLORD STOP LIKING THINGS

>>27235935

this is why fanfiction is terrible and you should ignore it all

>>27236951
In the hope that someone will draw some hot ass 34 of on model Mrs. Cake scrunching her pussy lips down some anon human male's shaft.

If not, then you're not a real pony fan and should stop coming here.

>>27236962
hahahaholy shit that is some blackmail material right there

>>27236966
>implying lesbian ponies isn't canon

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VFUCK YOU CAPTCHA

>>27236998
>implying I should take you seriously

Okay guys.

Which pony would be the best in bed?

Not which one would you like to fuck... but which one would be the best in the sack?

My vote is for Pinkie Pie

>>27237011
I'm not paying that much for a /co/mmander jesus. Especially when it reaks of stoner.

>>27237013
Or you could just pull your head out of your ass and watch the show.

Saying Dash isn't supposed to be lesbian is as dumb as saying the Buffaloes aren't supposed to be Native American.

>>27237033
Would you pay that Much for a Roogna?
BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE TO! ITS FREE!

>>27237033
HEY I SMELL...YOU WIN THIS ROUND.

>>27237014
Pinkie would be the one most likely to let you do crazy shit and get away with things, and be up for experimentation.
But if you're asking which one really knows how to do things right, my vote goes for Rarity.

>>27237044
You are looking way too much into the show. Also why must rainbows = gay all the time?

>>27236915
Doesn't look any shittier than the rest of 4chan
PS, observe my duubles
>you mad?