But they're only using Six-siders. They must be playing Shadowrun!

...That's the only Six-side only game I know of, anyways.

... Pinkie would make a crazy Pie Adept.

Picture only related if you want it to be.

>>27229986

For the last time Rarity, tailoring will not let you make your armor more effective, you need a completely different skill for that.

Someone requested this a while back, but I've only just gotten around to it now.

Please enjoy.
~~~~~~~~~~~
"The kitchen's still a mess, and I spent all evening scrubbing. And it'll probably take another few hours in the morning before we open."
The square-faced yellow pony rubbed his eyes. "I said I was sorry. If I'd known it would be a big deal, I would have asked you."
Mrs. Cake sat up in bed, resting on her elbows. She turned to her husband, who returned a beaten expression.
"Would it have been so hard to just say something first?" she asked. Her voice still had an edge to it.
Mr. Cake sighed, sitting up to turn over. He ruffled his short mane
and collapsed back onto the pillows. "I didn't think Pinkie Pie would make that much of a mess." he sighed, rolling his eyes.

The blue earth pony sighed back, glancing down. She was still upset at the trouble she'd had to go through, but with Mr. Cake finally repenting, she just couldn't keep on lecturing him. She rested close to him, both wrapped up beneath the heavy blankets against the cool Fall night.
Mrs. Cake stared idly at the darkness outside their bedroom window, thinking about the day gone by, watching a distant star. She only came back to the present when she became aware of her husband gently stroking his hoof up and down her side. He smiled hopefully at her, and despite her frustration, she smiled back.
She leaned down to kiss him and he nipped playfully at her neck. She giggled girlishly and he grinned, pulling her down beside him. The two of them wrapped themselves together with sudden and aggressive passion.

Fluttershy, no one cares about your special little snowflake character. Oh woo, ability to talk to animals. We're in a campaign full of UNDEAD, you stupid filly.

>>27229980

>>27229999
A few moments later, when things cleared, Mr. Cake found himself straddling his wife, the pleasantly plump and full-figured mare pinned beneath him. He looked warmly into her loving eyes, and she blushed like a schoolgirl.
"It won't happen again," he leant down and whispered with a dutiful smile, trying to put a cap on the long argument.
"I just wish you'd be more firm with her, honey," she whispered back. He breathed hot across her neck, up along her gentle face, and under her ear. She shivered. Goosebumps ran up her naked form.
"I'd much rather be firm with you, sugar." He grinned, grinding his hips against her. She gasped encouragingly.

"Oh yeah?" she grinned, shooting her lanky husband her best bedroom eyes. "Feels like you're already pretty firm." She pushed her hips back up at him, aggressively, and he seemed pleasantly surprised by her enthusiasm. He sighed hotly and leant back down, kissing and nibbling at Mrs. Cake's bare shoulder, then following up along her neckline.
He planted one knee on either side of her and brought his fore legs up, hooves tracing the edges of her curvy figure. He began to stroke her sides encouragingly, nearly growling into her ear, an eager grin on his angular face. "I'm going to pound cake," he punned. She giggled. They knew how sappy their bedroom wordplay was. They didn't care. Twenty years together and they'd found their good thing.

Derpy get the goddamn dice out of your mouth how did you even get in here?

>>27229996
She needs to make BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGS

>>27229999
Oh hey no worries. I'm excite.

Incoming dumb doodle.

I like Blueblood now for some reason.

but you said if I rolled 20 for laughter I could banish evil!

Look, 20!

is ther any extra loot? my last harvest wasn' goin so well

>>27230004
She wrapped her hind legs around his narrow waist, pulling him closer. She began to grind her hips against his, intimately. "Whip me," she moaned in his ear. "Whip me like cream."
He looked down, surprised, but as he met her eyes he knew she wasn't just playing. He shuffled sideways, reaching for a drawer at the side of the bed, doing his best not to go too far from his wife's warm embrace. Fumbling in the dark, he finally produced a small horse crop. Lightweight. Nothing too painful.
Mrs. Cake bit her lip excitedly. She turned her head away slightly, but kept her gleaming eyes on the toy. They weren't particularly kinky, but their love life was a recipe that called for extra spice every now and then.
He whipped the crop in the air, making an audible snap. She moaned softly, filled with anticipation. He was grinding against her. They were both so eager now.
"And when we're done," he smiled, holding the crop high, "I'll give you my special glaze."
She giggled, reaching up to wrap her fore legs around his shoulders. She pulled her husband down to her face. They kissed passionately, the warmth of their embrace easily overpowering the chill of the night.
"I love you, Mr. Cake," she said softly in his ear. She smiled, looking into his eyes.
Her hooves were draped on his shoulders.

"I love you, Mrs. Cake," he smiled back.

He sat up, straddling her wide hips. "Now don't make too much noise, sugar lump. You don't want to wake little miss Mess."
She giggled, leaning back and lying flat on the bed.
"I'll try to be quiet, dear."

>>27229999
Quads means i need to read this.

>>27229964
>ponies can have real adventures
>decide to have fake adventures
I'm sorry, but that shit's retarded as fuck.

>>27230006
>Bon Bon has odd voice, everyone complains
>next she's given valley girl voice
>Suddenly odd voice is a million times better

>>27230022

Oh boy ponies!

>>27230033
Oh sure let's just walk off into the everfree forest. How could THAT go wrong!

>>27229964
How could twilight not DM?

>>27230022
>>27230022
>>27230022

fine, but your laughter summoned the black dragon, good luck with that

i'm liking this more and more
i.....
i don't know why

>>27230053
hooray, new friends!

Railgunner colored MS's new pic. It's in his thread.

>>27230029
unf.

>>27230033

>men can have real sex
>decide to masturbate

I'm sorry, but that shit's retarded as fuck.

>>27230070
I just saw.

They should Collab more often.

>>27230045
No, you're right! Let's just sit on our ass throwing dice around, doing pretend magic. It's not like some of us can actually DO magi-OH WAIT, WE FUCKING CAN

shit, I found something that I actually hate in these threads. Good job, OP and this guy I'm replying to.

>>27230065
>A wild Green Lizard has now appeared to test your Might and Friendship.

>>27230065

No Pinkie, it doesn't fucking work that way.

>>27230053
SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE!

>>27230059
trying and failing to emulate da vinci sketches?

>>27230082
but I wanted to roleplay a tree

What if Alan Moore or Grant Morrison wrote FiM?

>>27230006
a-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

>>27230029
You sick fuck.

>>27230096
It'd be pretentious overwrought garbage with annoying fans?

>>27230033
You play too many videogames, Juice. Shit's genuinely dangerous.

>>27230086
Pinkie can just roll for intimidation!

I like pictures and stories of ponies doing drugs

I need more pictures and stories of ponies doing drugs

Where can I find more pictures and stories of ponies doing drugs?

Bonus points if it's borderline depressing/addiction

>>27230082
Only about 1/3 of the population can actually do magic. The rest might like to have a go at it! And besides, most Unicorn Pony magic only relates in some way to their special talent, doesn't it?

>>27230082

HEY, FUNNY MAN, NO ONE ASKED YOU FOR OPINIONS, WE ASKED YOU FOR DRAWINGS.

>>27230103
but what will have changed.

>>27230110
You've already posted the only two pictures of ponies doing drugs, congrats.

>>27230082
You know that YOU could go on adventures and shit too, right? Maybe they play games because, oh, I don't know, they don't fancy endangering their lives for fun?

bluh, i'm going to bed now

>>27230103

oh you

>>27230128
I work retail, the fact that I come home and resist bringing my revolver to my mouth is an adventure on it's own.

>>27230110
Fluttershy needs to pay for her drug addiction somehow.

Lostkause/Low key is still streaming

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

Still inking Scootascout together with Heavy

Get the fuck in here

I have to defend myself in court tomorrow and it's 4:29AM here.

This is all your fault, all of you.

Fuck.

>>27230112
Twilight's special talent IS magic. I think she even said so in an episode.

>>27230106
The problem is I don't play enough videogames. I still need to get through inFamous and Gay Tony.

I think I'll do that. night dudes

>>27230137
Woo, retail. I sub in 'too much goddamn pony' for the gun. Seems to have worked alright.

>>27230136
>analcrusaded

>>27230146

What did you do?

>>27230149
Twilight's is, what if Rarity wants to play a battlemage, or Lyra wants to play a beastmaster?

>>27230146
Did you rape a horse?

>>27230153
You resist putting too much pony in your mouth and painting the room in a rainboom?
You sick fuck.

Why do you still watch ponyshit?

>>27230146
>>27230146
WHAT YOU DO WRONG SON?

>>27230149
That's what I'm saying though! Aside from Twilight, everyone else might just want to play at something different, be it having magic at all, or a new sort of magic. Rarity might want to play a character with... say... magic relating to plant-nurturing, instead of Sewing.

And yeah, you're right. That's the same scene I'm pulling my "Only related to their talents" argument from.

>>27230146
Bestiality charges?

>>27230166

One of my dogs got loose and pissed off the neighbors, and the cop apparently expected me to apologize to them while he was present, even though he didn't ever fucking tell me that, and he started walking back to his car as soon as I grabbed the dog so I thought he was leaving.

Came back two weeks later and took me in on charges for "dog at large" and "obedience to a police officer" (which is only applicable in traffic cases, the stupid cunt).

I've already talked to the assistant DA and I can already guarantee you it'll be an open and shut case, but I still have to show up. Otherwise, you know, I go to fucking jail for contempt.

>>27230137
You're a fucking pussy that's why.

Try pulling the trigger next time you dumbfuck, god know we don't need more people like you around.

>>27230029

And then they porked.

>>27230178
Because your still star in it.

>>27230192
Where's the bestiality come into all of this?

>>27230192
oh hey, I remember you. Case still sounds as stupid as it did then, good luck with it. Have a pony.

>>27230192
Didn't this ALREADY happen?

juice mad

>>27230203

It doesn't.

I already won that case. I had a good lawyer.

>>27230192
Did you have sex with your dog or not?

>>27230192
>niggagotadog.jpg

>>27230193
But I self medicate with trolling and I feel better after.

>>27230207

I plead not guilty in general sessions a month or so ago and this is when I go in and they decide if they want to put the case in front of a jury or not.

It's entirely possible I already bitched about it on here and forgot about it. Color me surprised that anyone actually noticed, though.

>>27230080
>>27230070
where?

My first post in a pony thread!

>>27230192
>"obedience to a police officer"
So...are your going to have to take police obedience training?

>>27230195
>Scootaloo
>Starring in anything

The only major screentime she got was when she smashed her head against a piano.

>>27230238
Fuck off cunt.

>>27230238
>>27230245
Off to a great start already!

>>27230238
Do you want a medal or something?

>>27230242

I will punch you in the fucking face next time you pull something like that, Dash.

Don't think I won't.

>>27230070
oh shit nigger

I have to prosecute at a case tomorrow about some fuckhead that let his dog piss of his neighbors and then disobeyed a police officer.

Its fucking 4:40 over here. I blame all you ass holes.

>>27230266
I don't believe you have a job, or you'd be more responsible. Priorities numbnuts.

>>27230266
Wreck the faggot.
I hear he fucked dogs too.

>>27230266
Yess, feed me your hate.

I have to sit at home and wait for my dumb owner to get back from a case hearing tomorrow because he doesn't know how to train me properly.

I think i'll shit on his bed while he's gone.

>>27230238
Welcome!

>>27230266
make sure the dog gets put down, it's clearly aggressive and a danger to the community at large

>>27230281
Are you brian?

>>27230281
ok who the hell let their OC run amok in their house?

>>27230281
>>27230266
>>27230146
Things like these are the reason why I still come to these threads. They give me a good laugh.

Stuff like this makes me wonder how people can possibly prefer ponychan over /co/.

>MLP facebook page
>"Like" this post if you're a brony!
>over 3000 likes
i wish to be a serial killer

>>27230312
Ponychan is safe for work.

So here I am, almost 5am, waiting in a pony thread because I have to show up in court tomorrow to testify against some nutter who lets his dogs roam free who totally snubbed me - and I'm a cop. Honestly, who does that? What a jerk.

>>27230312
Because stuff like this only happens once every three days here.

>>27230266
i'm sorry all i can imagine right now is some lawyer in a grey business suit typing away to ponies with his brief case sitting right beside him

>>27230323
TROLL DETECTED

Fuck my life, sometimes I wonder why I wound up a cop.

Had to deal with two morons about a fucking dog, I fucking hate dogs so that helped me resolve the situation about as quickly as I got into my car and set up the paperwork.
Make up some fuckass reason to send the little shit to court and hire a kid to off the flea ball.
now I remember why I wanted to be a cop.

>>27230321

And people wonder why the world is such a bad place.

>>27230312
The kids over at ponychan are on average, like 14. They don't belong here and frankly no one wants them here.

Also they have terrible senses of humor

>>27230335
The world is a bad place because humanity

>>27230312
This stuff doesn't happen enough. Usually Beedrill and other shit happens instead.

>>27230326
>>27230332
Who the fuck let this happen.

>>27230338
HAY GAIZ!
LOL U SAID HAY
LOLOLOLOLLLOOLLOL

>>27230329

And he has all of the pony figurines in his briefcase, and when he goes to court the next day he opens his briefcase to take out a few notes essential to the case and they all fall out.

And the court room goes silent.

I'm supposed to hear some case in a few hours about a bunch of fucknuts who can't properly train their animals OR kill them and get ponies instead.

>>27230355
Objection!

>>27230312
>Ponychan
>>27230352
But fapping on beedrill is fun as hell.

>>27230354
LOLOL WE ARE SO FUNNAY
*BROHOOF*

Wings are hard.

What's this guy's fanon name again?

>>27230355
>The judge is a bronie

>>27230321

>>27230374
Heavy Pumper

CASE DISMISSED, BRING IN THE DANCING PONIES.

>>27230354
That doesn't seem nearly as bad as six-seven people complaining and shitting up a thread about a single fucking word the entire fucking night.

>>27230372
*BROHOOF*

We're gonna love and tolerate the fuck out of you /co/. Here's a hilarious image macro for teh lulz.

>>27230374
His name is Bent Row

>>27230390
All we have left are strippers, your honor.
Reverse strippers.

>pony episode download sticky on ponychan
>EPIC. Now I can watch my poneez offline ^_^ (ps. I'm tesing tripcodes right now, because I never used them before :P)
GOD FUCKIGN DAMMDSIKGNJDSKFHNGKDSNFJG<HKBNJKDNFGBJ<CXNVJKLCXN<NVKCXN

Ponychan hate thread?

Ponychan hate thread!

>>27230429

>>27230361
>>27230326
>>27230281
>>27230266
>>27230192
>>27230146

These need to be capped

>>27230429
>that feel when your a massive hipster and you hate all the new people

>>27230429

>visiting ponychan

>>27230433
Let's not.

>thread becomes Ponychan
I'm out. Bye.

>>27230438
>>27230438
I hope you realize this isn't the first, or last time, shit like that's ever been done on 4chan, kid.

Did madmax kill herself yet?

>have to go judge a case tommorow about some dumbshit and his untrained dog
>pony threads keeping me up

>>27230440

>implying we hate them because they're new
>implying we don't hate them because they are fucking idiots

>>27230450
>He hasn't seen Derpy / Megatron.
He is indeed, a sad kid.

>>27230438

This isn't the first time this has happened, it won't be the last, and not everything needs to be capped, fuckstick.

>>27230450

Your point? I still think it's funny.

>>27230460
>He will never rage at ponies in front of a camera.
>Saddestfrog.jpg

>>27230459
...why would MadMax kill herself?

>>27230472
Well that's rather rude.
;_;

>>27230460
So we can conclude that the original poster about the case, the dog, the cop, the judge, and whomever I have missed live in Philadelphia. maybe I should pry as to where this is taking place so I can have James sign me something.

>>27230483
>>>/b/

>>27230450
I'M SUCH AN OLDFAG LOOK AT ME I WAS HERE WHEN ALL THE FUNEE STUFF HAPPEND

>>27230483

I apologize, I have Tourettes syndrome.

In my hands.

>>27230484
>Twilight Sparkle is Hitler's baby daddy

This is possible.

>>27230390
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuNnp7HsP0s

>>27230508

>oldfag
>implying this shtick doesn't occur once or twice weekly

>>27230429
thats going into the ponychan rage folder

>>27230497
>ponyfag telling someone to go to /b/

>>27230508
I was.

>>27230508
When you've been around this long, this kind of stuff gets tiring.

>>27230508
>can't just admit they've been told to fuck off
>pulls out lame "lol oldfag" excuse instead

Lol, you're a funny guy.

>>27230520
>raging at dumb kids online

>>27230521
We have standards here

They're just full of horse semen

>>27230527
Nobody cares about oldfags.

Pic related, my face in February when /b/shits invaded /co/ for 2 months.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACT SHOCKED AT THIS PICTURE

>Trolls trolling trolls.

>>27230508
Regardless, it's just not that funny.

You should have been here when some newfag went "LOL CAP THIS" at practically everything.

>>27230532
>implying I'm the guy who said he wanted the shit captioned

>>27230520
>having a Ponychan rage folder
I hope you guys don't do this.

>>27230551
I wonder what Faust would think if she knew i fapped to this picture.

>>27230551

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THIS PICTURE AND I AM QUITE FRANKLY SHOCKED AND POSSIBLY APPALLED.

>>27230551

IT'S THE MOON OVER JUNE GINGER SUCKING HORSE COCK

>>27230550

we still have some clout.

>>27230551
Someone needs to fix that fucking upper lip.

>>27230570

I wonder what you would think if you knew I fapped to you fapping to that picture.

>>27230459
after seeing the madmax disco porn madmaxs brother commited rape and got madmax teen pregnant. thats what she is crying about. in the police report it says madmax was forced to act like a pony during the rape.

>>27230578
Someone needs to combine Moon Over June with ponies.
The facial expressions and everything.

>>27230587
It would feel good man.

>>27230600
MoJ is too fucking ridiculous for anyone to handle

>>27230600

For the love of God someone please erase this suggestion from existence.

>>27230576

Craig McGracken

>>27230607
ARE YOU IMPLYING THIS CHALLENGE CANNOT BE FUCKING ACCEPTED?!

>>27230595
Such a tragedy.

>>27230617
ARE YOU ARGUING IT CAN

>>27230625
PREFORM THE FUNCTION, HOMOSEXUAL

>>27230551
i always hated how ugly and inaccurate the horsecock is

>>27230559
Well then I apologize for being that guy. I found the series to be humorous and by no means was attempting to force someone to cap something that they didn't want to. It was merely a suggestion. I honestly didn't know that requesting a cap would invoke so much anger. I'll avoid it in the future.
I apologize for being "that guy".

>>27230632
We here at MLP general demand realistic horse cocks.

>>27230645
But no furries.

>>27230636
We were always 'that guy' once.
But you are a cancerous faggot for being one anyways.

I stayed late up in the night in order to make this for all of you so enjoy.
http://youtu.be/VwBFOcB1g5E

>>27230661

Aw thank you.

>>27230675
You are welcome.

>in a homestuck thread
>some fapfic called Ovipositive
>449,231 views

What the fuck. When are we going to get a super awesome Oviposition fic.

>>27230687
never

>>27230693
Unless we find a way to inject Raging with cocaine and spanish fly.

>>27230687
thisismyfetish.png

>>27230692
Ends in fat Big Mac.
O-O-O-O-Ooooooh god yes.

I only come to these threads to participate in the mud slinging

I don't even like the show anymore

>>27230725
Same. Kloudmutt can't art, amirite?

>>27230692
>AlphaCupcakes.jpg

>>27230725
no one ever liked the show

>>27230725
Same.

I haven't watched an episode since the series ended. and if i did i would probably hate it.

>>27230725
>He thinks we liked that fucking show.

>>27230632
It's the foreskin that bugs me.

2nd panel. Also "WHY AM I STILL READING THIS COCK TEASE OF A COMIC"

>>27230725

This right here is why some people prefer Ponychan. Mud slinging ain't for everyone.

>>27230739
I don't get why anybody likes his shit honestly.

>>27230795
only chumps that can't deal
cant stand the heat? get out of the chicken

>>27230813
Get out of the Scootaloo?

>>27230813
scootaloo is my favorite chicken

>>27230795

Lol

No

Fuck off back to your hugbox you autistic piece of shit, or at the very least back to /b/

>>27230813
NO DON'T GO I LOVE YOU

>>27230804
Because FETISHES

>>27230795
It's an artform, and I am an artist.

I don't like the show anymore either, i don't even like the characters anymore...

I don't know why i keep coming back.

>>27230827
No thanks. It'll take a lot more than that to get rid of me.

>>27230844
Your art is shit.

>>27230847
porn

>>27230862
THE INTERNET IS NOW FOR PORN!

>>27230847
You need help

>>27230842
Man, he really CAN'T draw.

>>27230872
Fuck you

I still enjoy the show.

>>27230888
I'm too busy not giving a fuck.

>>27230888
Me too. I try to catch the streams when I can. Watching the show on my own is boring.

>>27230888
i just cant watch it anymore its been ruined, and surprisingly the furries and 14 year olds werent what ruined it for me, because i can ignore that by just avoiding those sites
But no i stick here...

It's you fuckers.

>>27230888
Me too. Looks like we're an endangered species.

Night thread I take it?

>>27230911

But what about all the laughs and good times we had?

>>27230911
Lighten up you goddamn pussy.

>>27230923
Late night/morning thread. They're usually pretty shit.

>>27230930
i'll lighten your face up with my fist, how bout that?

>>27230906
>Watching Streams
>in 2011

>>27230947
that doesn't even make sense

>>27230943
Come at me bro

>>27230947
>>>/a/

>>27230976
>Trying to be smart
>Not putting your head in the fridge.

>>27230934
Usually they're good, but this one is utter shit.

You faggots are utter shit.

>>27230993
You're utter shit.

I hate you, I hate all of you.

>>27231021
I hate you too dude.
Stupid cocksucking shitfaggot

>>27230888
>>27230918
Haven't watched an episode for some time, but I'm sure as fuck going to start watching again when S2 airs.

Not everyone wants to see the same shit over and over again.

Someone needs to cap this thread.

I need moar caps.

Keep the caps comin'

I want moar pl0x.

Crossover ponies time. Lyra Freeman and Bon Bon Vance.

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

I'm so tired.

Of all this porn.

>>27231076
This thread is just fucking sad now.

Why would you cap anything in it?

>>27231084
Okay who's gonna be pony Cave Johnson?

>>27231089

I don't know, I just wanna be apart of something, ya know? Like, years from now, people will look back and go "Hey, you'tr the guy that wanted to cap that epic pony thread! You're awesome man!".

>>27231098
They're not what they're cracked up to be.

Being in Epic Screencaps is hollow and pointless.

>>27231106

YOU WERE IN AN EPIC SCREENCAP?! Hey, dude, will you sign my ass?

Diamond Dogs?

>>27231122
If your ass was Twilight Sparkle i would totally hit it.

>>27231122
I've been in screencaps, it's not all its cracked up to be. The hookers weren't even that good.

>>27231098
The biggest flaw in your plan is that instead of an epic thread you're asking for a cap of THIS.

I just picked some cap from my thread caps folder, here.

In another note, who was that guy who avatarfagged as the afro guy from Cromartie, again? I think he started the DA group... where did he go?

> filename

>>27231232
actual screencap? sauce?

When did these threads start fucking sucking as bad as they do now?

>>27231259
May 7th

>>27231232
Why boner, indeed.

>>27231259
Around 1 month before the season ended. Though 1 month before the bans everyone seemed to be getting pissed. The month after the bans was a painful adaptation process, and then this backlash happened, I guess.

>>27231259
about 2 days after the first season ended. We all saw it coming bro.

>none of the dates are compatible
>fucking win

>>27231259
They've always been bad.

>>27231308
>And then there's always this faggot...

If only faceless were here.

>>27231338
I heard if you say his name three times he appears

<3

Sleep tiem anyway

Mmm.

Yeah these threads are getting pretty bad.

Hopefully they'll pick up sometime soon.

>>27231384
Pick up, as in? If by "sometime soon" you mean later today, they only get worse. Don't get your hopes up.

>>27231384
Oh boy i can't wait until the tripfag brigade trolls on in here so that i can continue fappin' to my rape fics and humanized loli futa.

>>27231440
>you capped the entire thread

OMG SO FUNNEH JOEK.

>>27231440

>You capped the whole thread

YOU SIR, ARE A LEVEL 43 WIZARD.

>>27231440
Damn you were bored.

Okay so against the next Big Bad 3 mane cast ponies have sacrificed themselves.
Who are they and how did they die?

>>27231440
>cap thread
>leave spoilers covered

>>27231484
>implying I give a shit
There is nothing worth reading in this entire thread. That's the point I was making.

what the fuck did I just walk into

>>27231494
Filler.

My name upon your lips tolls times thrice, Lo for here I am ready to entice.

>>27231476
Rainbow Dash had an explosive squirting orgasm and Pinkie Pie drowned in it and Rainbow Dash died because her orgasm was so wet she became completely dehydrated and Rarity saw all this happen and fainted and hit her head on the corner of a table and bled to death

>>27231476
The three strongest Elements, Loyalty, Honesty, and Magic would probably end up making the sacrifice.

>>27231499
so the big bad was what, dash's hetrosexuality?

>>27231498
Do you actually believe people read your shit to get off? That's some hardcore delusion.

>>27231493
That sure is some cutting-edge commentary there

>>27231507
No it was Rarity.

>>27231510
My fetishes are not mine alone.

WE NEED SOME PONIES IN HERE.

LOVE AND TOLERANCE, LOVE AND FUCKING TOLERANCE

>>27231493
Yep, MLP general is finished.

Lets go home everyone.

>>27231516
How do you know? Maybe everybody who agrees with you is just fucking with you

>>27231518
Silly ponies, that's not how you eat Lucky Charms

And isn't that cannibalism for you, Sweetie Belle, since you're made of marshmallow and all

oh whoops

>>27231524
Home...
You mean we're finally free? We can leave this place?

>>27231531
Then you have not participated in any livestream chat I have been in.

>>27231524
but I'm already at home

>>27231536
We can. You can't.

>>27231536

No.

Almost afraid to ask what's going on in here..

>>27231536
Yes, you can go home now.

Except for you Luna. 1000 more years of banishment would do you a world of good.

>>27231537
maybe they were fucking with you too. Everybody else has normal fetishes like consensual sex, or convincing people their weird fetishes are normal.

>>27231536
Well, you were free, but then you posted a pony picture.
Now you're here FOREVER

>>27231548
>normal fetishes like consensual sex
okay now I know you're fucking with me because that's some horrible shit right there.

>>27231524
This thread specifically is pretty boring. Other threads might be interesting.

>normal fetishes
...that's an oxymoron, son

which pony do you think has tasted human flesh and liked it?

>>27231557
Dude, we're grown men watching my little pony, we're weird as fuck.

>>27231534
This turns you on? Oh lawd.

>>27231540
>>27231541
>>27231547
>>27231549

Wait don't leave me alone...
Not again...


The cold darkness is returning...

>>27231568
I thought my permanent title was "Scat Fetishist & Etc"

>>27231548
>he thinks he's got it all figured out

>>27231570
How's your summer, luna?

>>27231562
Pinkie Pie.

So... just read the newest chapter of Fallout Equestria. Anyone want to talk about that? My god the story just keeps going crazy new twists and revelations (in a really, really good way)

I haven't seen an episodic series that turns the plot upside down so regularly since Battlestar Galactica

>>27231576
Leave...

>>27231587
Shall I bring you some ice cream?

>>27231592
...me...

>>27231573
I meant in the sense of "it looks like a four-year-old drew this".

>>27231608
well picky picky.

You shouldn't have done that, by the way.

>implying I got a good night's sleep

so how's everyone doing this morning

>>27231606
Or any sort of snack food, really?

What if your penis suddenly became Twilight Sparkle, and she could talk.

And she had to have you write her friendship reports to Princess Celestia.

>>27231618
Oh no, you're going to post porn? On 4chan? Lord save us all.

>>27231621
...ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or else...

>>27231626
pffpffft. your expectations are way too small-scale.

>>27231625
I would be sad because I'm not flexible enough to hug my penis

>>27231629
A bucket and spade? Everybody loves the beach during summer!

>>27231630
You're going to post porn SOMEWHERE ELSE? EVERYBODY RUN, HE'S GOING TO POST PORN!

>>27231642
null: post
null: 4chan

>>27231606
>>27231587
>>27231570

Why does sad luna hurt me so much?

>>27231639
...
You know I still have those pictures from when you lost that bet....

>>27231647
Because you're a pussy.

CAKE AND ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST, MOTHERFUCKERS

Okay, I know we've written some crazy fapfics in the past, but has anyone written a Lauren Faust fapfic yet?

>>27231650
You know I know where you kept all your things, and you know you didn't have a chance to move them before I sent you to the moon. It'd be a shame if everybody found out about those, wouldn't it.

>>27231570
>he took out the pillars and the vases

>>27231664
Let's hope not.

>>27231664
You fap to women? Ewww.

>>27231625
I would be depressed because I would have to pee out Twilight Sparkle's mouth

>>27231684
pfeheh.

>>27231625
what if you don't have a penis

>>27231670
Oh Dear Sister, You think I wouldn't have prepared for this?

The moment you sent me to the moon two copies of every one were sent to The national Newspaper and to Twilight...

I think that by now they would have arrived.

Also I cary one set with me at all times...

>>27231664
One day Lauren Faust was chatting with fans about ponies when Seth MacFarlane broke into her house. "Hey get out of my house" said Lauren but Set was like "No because your pony show is dumb everyone should watch the Family Man show" and then he started dry humping Lareuns face and Lauren said no your crotch smells like pixie stix what is this i dont even and then her tits fell out for some reason and he wa slike yum tits and licked her tits and she jizzed all over her office chair the end

>>27231692
You grew a penis, and then it turned into Twilight Sparkle.

Congratulations.

>>27231692
Then your clit turns to Twilight Sparkle.

She likes getting her cheeks rubbed.

>>27231692
That's your excuse for everything.

>>27231700
>>27231701
alrighty then

>>27231701
Post of the Year.

>>27231701
I don't get it

>>27231706
>That filename

I always read it in her voice.

>>27231718
the sillyness is on-par with this picture.

>>27231697
Needs more big mac.

>>27231731
>cat mouth on a pony
Yup, that's fucking silly.

>>27231696
Well then it looks like you'll be having company soon.

>>27231697
Needs more moaning and female orgasms.

>>27231737
>cat mouth on Pinkie Pie
because she's been known to break all sorts of boundaries

>>27231697
then Stan Lee came and said hi guys i was writting comics and I saw this sexy scene and Lauren Faust was like oh what the hell you can get hot sex with me and she got naked and blew Stan Lee's giant dick and he said oh yeah this is better than spiderman shooting his wab on the villeins and then he jizzed in laurens ear and seth macfarlane said now its my turn to take you up the ass and lauren said what did you say im sorry i have semen in my ears OH WHY ARE YOU IN MY ASSHOLE GET OUT haha just kidding keep going

GOOD MORNING. HOW IS EVERYONE'S BILLY MAYS DAY GOING?

>>27231745
And Futa.

In my headcanon Lauren Faust has a cock.

>>27231743
And oh how much I love this fancy automated posting...

>>27231748
Lazy shortcuts for facial expressions aren't boundaries, they're the opposite of boundaries. People use them all the time. You want to break some boundaries? Try drawing a convincing expression without using shortcuts, that's some ground-breaking stuff.

>>27231753
Oh shit is it Billy MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAys dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy todAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy?

>>27231754
then she pooped on seth macfarlanes dick and then seth was like wtf and lauren was like now its time for my final revenge alpha 9 force assemble and her clitoris grew to a 2 foot cock and stan lee was like id buy that for a dollar and then she raped seth macfarlane and jizzed and it came out his eye sockets and he died of semen poisoning

>>27231759
>fancy automated posting
Tell us more.

>>27231764
>he died of semen poisoning

>>27231762
disregarding that, however, and getting to the point of the picture

its silly.

she's queefing a tooting tune.

which is probably what she'd do in the show if they depicted genitalia.

*Pfffweeeeeeeeet.*

>>27231764
>>27231751
>>27231697
I'M LAUGHING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW

>>27231759
Oh how much I miss those times. Because back then... back then...
You used to love me

>>27231795
Oh, I still love you, I've just entirely replaced you with a younger, better pony. Frankly you can have the moon, I never wanted it anyway.

>>27231783
I MADE COMMANDER JESUS LAUGH?
SHIT I LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU
GET A BETTER SENSE OF HUMOR

>>27231759
>those stockings
>That frilly french maid outfit
>Those adorable little bow ties
>That revealing neckline
>That collar

Rough sketch of what I've been doodling. I love pony people.

>>27231806
You don't really mean that...

P.S. I miss our parents...

>>27231815

Knowing that you're probably fapping to that as I type makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>27231819
And...and I'm sorry about the painting...

>>27231812
I CAN'T LAUGH AT PEOPLE GETTING RAPED AND KILLED? FUCK YOU I'M SPIDERMAN.

>>27231817
Twilight could totally be an evil villain with that popped collar.

>>27231819
Me too. But really, keep the moon, I don't want it, it's stupid.

Oh these /co/ threads and their amusement..

>>27231828
If she was keeled over and being hit with a wooden paddle I would never stop fapping, ever.

>>27231817

I love human versions of the ponies, keep up the good work bro.

>>27231817
This is amazing. I love the Dr Seussiness of it.

>>27231829
Oh...So you were serious...okay...


I'll always love you...

>>27231817
Cute. I like Twilight and AJ the most.

>>27231817
Thread redeemed.

>>27231858
Ohhh so you finished a Luna model!

>>27231895
Whoa, not bad at all.

>>27231817

Hey Goggles... can I request something with pony people?

Specifically.. with Scootaloo and Pinkie Pie Pony People?

>>27231764

>and her clitoris grew to a 2 foot cock and stan lee was like id buy that for a dollar

I'm still fucking laughing.

>>27231937
Yes!
I really like her design, too..
I'm probably going to do a lot with her.

Fluttershy status: Inked
>>27231947
Why yes, yes you can. I think I'll do the CMC next.

>>27231982
>everypony was kung fu fightiiiing
Yeah, she's cute. One reason why she gets lots of fanart.

did everyone suddenly die or is there a new thread hiding somewhere

>>27231999

Sorry for the late response...

How about humanised Pinkie Pie taking Scootaloo for a ride in that flying contraption of hers from Griffon the Brush off?

>>27232066
I wouldn't even know where to begin to draw that thing...Too many straight lines

Brunch thread

>>27232087
>>27232087
>>27232087

So it's morning rush hour in L.A., right? Anyone seen the billboard yet?

>>27233586
I think your script may have gotten confused or something there.

>>27233608
I posted that manually. =(