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06/27/11(Mon)21:28 No.27218981
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 >>27217690
done
Trixie was fed up with being a stupid bitch who everyone hated
“I'll change everything about myself, EVERYTHING!”
Of course this required some significant sacrifice from the pastel blue mare. The most important being an extract from those irritating and potentially apocalyptic insects, the parasprites.
Trixie had hear stories. horrible tales of towns wiped out overnight, naught but the terrified townsfolk and open plots of land remaining the day after.
To this end, trixie was delving deep into everfree.
“stupid branches” she mumbled, like the little bitch she was. seriously fuck trixie why does she have such a following.
A distant but distinct buzzing signaled she was nearing the parasprite colony, which was subsisting on pretty much everything that wasn’t dirt. It was making a nice little clearing in the forest, you should have been there, it was great.
Trixie cast some invisibility spell or some bullshit i made up so she didn’t get eaten like the bitch should have been.
Attempting to catch one (and failing), her shimmering silhouette drew the attention of the other parasprites. They spoke to eachother, oddly enough
“YO MAN WUTS DAT FLICKERIN SHIT DOING OVER BY BLUE-DOUBLE-JAY?”
“SHIT MAN THAT AINT RIGHT”
too bad they were niggers.
Her guise revealed, trixie turned to pleading for assistance. except she doesn’t plead for things
“Parasprites, hear me, the great and powerful trixie!” she shot up some dumb fireworks in order to impress them or something, who cares.
“I need your extract to change me into a colt! bow down to my power!” Then there was more fireworks because that’s cool right
The parasprites laughed uproariously
“WHO’S THIS DUMB BITCH”
“YOU WANNA BE A DUDE?”
“WE GOT SUMTHIN FOR THAT”
and then they raped her
and then trixie was a dude with a dick and everything. it was pretty weird actually
FUCK TRIXIE
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