>dat new thread

looks like almost everyone has gone to bed... but i'll keep posting while I'm still awake/at work!

Oh man, new thread.

Good monday morning, american pony fans! Any big plans for the week?

and no they're parasprites, not pillows

>>27204330
That's a bit disappointing.

>>27204330
Personally, my mind, when seeing an image of a package posted on 4chan, assumes Dragon Dildos.

>>27204350
well, you don't know what the parasprites are going to be used for

>>27204356
>>27204350
I still don't understand why this threads entertain me so much...

>>27204366
Pictures of mysterious packages are always entertaining.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DethroningMoment/WesternAnimation

>that was just plain mean of the other characters to lock Pinkie Pie out of the loop, seeing the emotional distress it was causing her. As much as I’d love a good surprise party, the secret should not be so heavily guarded that it convinces the recipient that they are unwanted. The excuse “I’d thought she’d be more excited [about the party]” doesn’t work, as earlier in the episode, the mane cast looked as if they were fearing for their lives when they were defending the secret from an increasingly enraged Pinkie. Worse, all of the blame was put on Pinkie for how she felt, rather than taking into consideration their adamant secret-keeping drove her to this point; a simple “We’re sorry for how you felt” would have worked just fine. If it had one redeeming trait, it did give Pinkie Pie the Character Development she needed, but did so in a heart-wrenchingly frustrating way.

What would you say to this?

>>27204375
I did an unboxing of some more dumb fabric I got a few days ago and I got like 5 people guessing they were dildos of some sort

>>27204328

Drawing ponies. And then drawing more ponies.

>>27204392
Personally, they make a good point, but at the same time... should we really look so deeply into a show that was originally engineered to be for younger children, specifically girls? The show is what it is.

>>27204392
TVtropes became nothing more than a den of aspergers and fangirls long ago, and they've just about killed the idea of 'tropes' with endless shoehorning and a total lack of self-awareness.

>>27204392
She was just being pinkie pie, as far as they knew. Happy, bouncy, nothing-gets-to-her pinkie pie.

>>27204394
well we don't know what that fabric was used for before it was turned into ponies and parasprites

>>27204276
MLP General with the picture of my most favourite pony? Count me in.

>>27204375
I can't argue with that. But that's because I can't control my curiosity...


To be honest that's why I enjoy 4chan the most. The variety of subjects that can be discussed... The many things I learn...

>>27204413
But over thinking things is just so much fun.

>>27204392

I would say that if the ponies confessed that they were having a party for her as soon as her distress became evident, then there would be no conflict, hence no episode.

Of course, that's the Doylist interpretation, but if anyone had asked the scriptwriters about this, I suspect their answer would be similar.

also I wonder if anyone will ever do an unboxing of one of my plushies

I wonder how many people will guess dildos then

>>27204448
You should go into the Dildo making business then. Either that or Mare vaginas. The latter would be quite profitable in these threads.

>>27204448
I'll still guess it.

Well this thread is quite...lively.

>>27204518
this is usually a slow time of day

>>27204538
I know but usually a new thread somehow brings new life in here...

>>27204518
Its just that odd point of time in the day/night. I'm gone too I suppose. Enjoy your dumb fabric. And I promise to get more writing done...

>>27204518
let's post pictures of adorable ponies doing adorable things, then

>>27204406
ooh, you're streaming today. I had almost forgotten :D

>>27204581
Well...I could find some new pictures...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s

Ponies.

Oh, cute stuff eh? well this ought to fit the bill.

>>27204628
no faceless
you couldn't have got that more wrong
I said *adorable* *ponies* doing *adorable* things. That's spike, he's not doing anything, and he's not adorable.

>>27204642
Oh, like this?

>>27204392
Personally, I still think the episode SHOULD have been about Pinkie Pie trying to force everyone to have parties all the time, and exploring her apparent manic-depressive state. As it is, the plot feels like that's what they were GOING to do, but decided not to at the last moment. The pay-off, therefore, is exceedingly anti-climactic and misses the point entirely.

>>27204650
You're getting closer

>>27204650
As usual faceless.

At least you've improved since you arrived here...

>>27204668
uhm, okay, how bout this?

>>27204581

>>27204650
I love it.

Also, great day for me. 3 things are coming in the mail that I want, and 3 things I don't. The ones I want being Daisy Dreams, Rainbow Flash, and Star Swirl. The things I don't being the ponies that come with them that I already have.

>>27204677
more like, your standards are getting worse and worse. the gestapony brainwash do wonder

>>27204650

Reads like something Tim Buckley wrote. Joke goes on and on and on and you explain too much.

>>27204677
speaking of, cane sent first draft of the second picture.

I'll upload it to paheal when it's done, of course.

Well I've been gone for three days. What's new?
Also, which one of you glorious bastards did this?

>>27204686
Not uite

>>27204714
>mis-typed captcha
>backspace
>type captcha, forget picture.

just another sleep deprived day.

>>27204727
what is pinkie doing to rarity

>>27204714
>>27204727

Good for you facless good for you...
Now on the subject of cute ponies

>>27204738
nothing.


yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvskuOKIUy0

>>27204724
It must suck having that tail...

>>27204727
Why do you consistently commission weird, WEIRD artists.

>>27204744
what is pinkie planning

>>27204768
because the alternative costs above 8 dollars for a full-detailed with background and shades picture including two characters.

>>27204768
Have you seen Dr. Cane's pricing? Shit's low as fuck.

>>27204727

Gimme some moar

>>27204742
Anyone have a screenshot of Breadlight Sparkle from episode 21?

>>27204770
I'll give you a hint.

It's of one of my oldest, pre-quickfic page fics which I'll never link because they're terribad and not human in equestria stories.

>>27204766
I wanted to incorporate the Plant Man's vines into my "OC" some how. They should be coming out of the leaves on the shoulders

>>27204792
so she's going to shit on her, then?

>>27204797
damnit.

>>27204786
More cute.

>>27204820
Best humanization ever

>>27204828
Braeburn looks like a reverse trap.

>>27204828
sameface.
sameface everywhere.

>>27204597
Eeyup

>>27204842
>looking at the faces
Do I have to zoom on Scratch's ass?

>>27204828
I prefer this guy/girl.

>>27204865
I love how human fluttershy always has a sweater.

captcha: exepre clopaedie

>>27204865
>dem swedish twins

OH GOD YES

>>27204888
It's the only thing capable of containing her cow-class mondo tits.

>>27204863
>Dat Little Strong Heart face

>>27204888
To hide her ginormous gazongas.

>>27204901
>look ma my nostril shoots confetti *pfweet*

>>27204917
HOLY SHIT

>>27204917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpKZCg22pXA

>>27204901
How can people even like her?
She's defies the impossible by being even more boring than AJ.

>>27204928
I don't like her, just the cute face she's making.

>>27204928
She's a one-shot appearance. She beat Rainbow Dash up with a sign. She's also small.

Hey does anyone have a hi res screencap/vector of Canterlot as seen in Best night ever? Please?

>>27204949
She didn't beat her with a sign. Rainbow just did what she's best at.
Crashing into things.

>>27204923
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxCn7p6nSY&feature=related

>>27204964
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiQ4o4QNzIc&feature=related

>>27204392 bad way to throw a surprise party

I agree. My family held a surprise party for my Mom's 60th birthday. Dad told Mom the five of us were going to this nice New Mexican restaurant, but instead of just us, the entire church and most of her friends were invited. We all showed up at least 15 min. early. She loved it.

Stick to one thread
>>27202801
>>27202801
>>27202801

>>27204978
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggH6CReCNA&feature=related

>>27205000
No keywords in that one, and weve already been here

>>27204959
Someone put a 60"x33" 7mb png of it on deviantArt. Check MLPVectorClub.

>>27204964
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKwbptphnVU

>>27205156
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpHCOpiXoA

>thread with keywords
almost nobody talking

>thread without keywords
err'body in thar.

>>27205312
Hi Faceless, I'm here, but pay no attention to me as I don't matter.

>>27205312

>thread with Faceless
almost nobody talking

>thread without Faceless
err'body in thar.

>keywords being more important than discussion itself

sure is last stage of gestapony brainwash in this thread.

>>27205359
>multiple threads
>this thread has been linked from the past thread

Oh I'm sorry did you say you wanted five of fifteen threads about mlp?

>>27205395
There's no marker in either thread.... Leth needs to get his sorry little ass in here and fix that I think.

>>27205359

Keywords are important because
a. people who don't like ponies have them filtered, so we get fewer angry shitposters, and
b. so the thread can be picked up by the hyper index and archived

>>27205441
>a. people who don't like ponies have them filtered, so we get fewer angry shitposters, and
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha


how retarded can you be?

>>27205468
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://userscripts.org/users/64431

I have never watched MLP, and I never will.

>>27205515
okay then, attentioncraver.

more gummy?

>>27205563
he posts them on ponibooru, just search for "artist:moe"

>>27205563
OH LOOK

>>27205548
I'm okay with this.

>>27205515
You should give it a try.
It'll make you smile.

>>27205505
>http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
http://userscripts.org/users/64431

so what? you beleive that people have to follow your orders and your rules now? I'm free to browse /co/ how I want. If I don't like a mlp thread,; I will tell you in your face. if you want a private club full of cocksucking followers, get your ass to pony chang and stay in that shithole.

>>27205573
I wish I had more.

>>27205591
but if you don't like pony threads, you're free to filter the keywords and you don't see pony threads any more. It's just a nice thing to do for people who ACTUALLY dislike pony threads, rather than just liking bitching in them.

>>27205591
>,;
>pony chang
>typos
>in 2011

I watched my first MLP episode this morning around 5 am.

It looks adorable and I love the animation style. But I'm not sure if I'll watch it yet.

>>27205591
Sure. but there's this really nifty button with the filter script, so if I just click that hide button there... ah yes. post gone from my view.

works as well with entire threads, and stays that way until it either 404's or you turn off/on the script again.

oppp is my favorite

she needs some more fans :)

>>27205591
>you beleive that people have to follow your orders and your rules now?

RRRURRRRRUS!

>>27205624

Which episode was it?

>>27205614
there's no freedom of action in your original post. you expect people to follow your rules. that's stupid and only comfort people into thinking you are shut in fanatics taking over the place.

>>27205651
I get the feeling it's the P&Sfags who complain about "gestapony" just so they can post rurus reaction images.

Same shit every time anyone mentions "gestapony"

>>27205515
I am watching it right now. It has lot of hype, but it isn't so bad as I expected.

>>27205662
Hey man, you know what? You're right. You don't have to follow his rules! I guess it means you're going to keep complaining about keywords and pony threads.

More power to ya.

>>27205668
I'm actually a fan of both shows. So you can argue with someone else.

>>27205662

All we're saying is, if you don't like pony threads, all you have to do is download that filter script (if you don't have it already, since it's really useful for other reasons too) and put "MLP General" in the subject box. That way you won't have to see these threads if you dislike them so much.

>>27205691
The guy complaining about gestapony is complaining about keywords and markers.

>>27205662
My rules? I don't control anybody. If people don't post in a thread without keywords, that's all their choices, that they've made because they know the reasons the keywords are there are good ones.

>>27205702
He's not complaining about pony threads, he's complaining about the marker system.

Protip: You don't have to use it, guy. You like the other thread better? Use the other thread.

>>27205726
>You like the other thread better? Use the other thread.

how hypocritical, considering that non marker threads get sagebombed....

>>27205662
I just move the thingie.. Sometimes I'll make a suggestion in another pony-related thread to move to the general, but obviously no one will move if they don't want to.

The rule of 'one pony thread at a time' was established in February by mods, and as far as we're aware that rule still applies. Some don't like the 'one thread only' rule that the mods applied, and that's perfectly understandable. I just try to do what I can to guide people to one thread.

I don't know if what I typed made any sense, I just woke up, but yeah.

>>27205778
Makes perfect sense to me.

>>27205655
Pilot (part 1 and 2)

>>27205643
Yes!

>>27205772
I don't sage bomb them, so I don't see how that makes me a hypocrite.

>read comments on this pic
>first comment ask how is possible that ponies make cookies instead of asking how is babby born

>>27206045

I think everyone just takes lesbian butt babies for granted at this point.

After more sleep, I think my brain is functioning normally again!

>>27206241
Or whatever passes as normal for you, Jesus.

>>27206254
Pretty much.

>>27206241
Sleep sometimes makes my head function a lot less normally.

>>27206283
Then become Batman, he doesn't sleep. Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na LETHMAN!

THIS THREAD IS DEAD

>Before MLP:FiM you equated Twilight with the movie/series
>Now the first and only thing you think of is the pony
>Other people still think of the movie/serious
>mfw

>>27206324
We're actually in another thread
>>27202801

It doesn't have any keywords, so it's harder to find, but it's wrapping up, and we'll probably move to this one after its over.

>>27206339
That must really suck for them.

>>27206339

Wasn't this a thread?

>>27206324
>mouth oven mitts
What.

>>27207421
I just picture Dash as a pirate.

Would you let Fluttershy give you a prostate massage and milk you dry every day
That's all you're allowed to do with her

>>27207465
>Fluttershy

>>27207421

>>27207465
The other option not doing anything at all?

yes

>>27207465
Are you saying she'll turn me into a lactating dickgirl?

>>27207486
Well that was very...unrelated.

>>27207510
Faces related.

>>27207488
shut up you're not a woman

>>27207510
Its related in that ever since it was posted by that one guy who hates kloudmutt its the new way of saying "I dont like this art"

>>27207528
How does that change anything? You're still suggesting there'll be lactating dickgirls in Fluttershy's cottage.

>Fluttershy's cottage
New euphemism for "vagina".

>Mfw that Diamond Dog x Anthro Trixie by King Cheetah rule 34.
I mean sure its about time but.....

>>27207562
By milk you dry I meant for your semen

>>27207465
>That's all you're allowed to do with her

Fuck, I was hoping to chat with her. Maybe take care of some woodland creatures together.

>>27207486

Wow, those look like they could easily be characters for a feature length film.

>>27207598
Boring.

>mfw one of MLPT characters make an appearance in season two

>>27207576
It can't look any different than his other drawings. Samebody sameexpression, etc.

>>27207616
wat is MLPT

>>27207617
You know his infamous noodle stomachs? Yeah the dog has it too.

>>27207632
My little pony tales

>>27207655
...
Oh.

>>27207645
At that point it becomes less an artistic issue and more a style, doesn't it?

And honestly, if he'd just draw their heads less than spherical in proportion, I'd like his work a lot more.

Has this been posted yet?

>>27207655
More 80s ponies dicking each other around?

>>27207708
Guaranteed to be 100$ funnier than the real movie.

>>27207708
Kinda

There's all sorts of thread craziness this morning it seems.

>>27207750
and yet, I'm bored out of my skull.

>>27207700
I don't mind it at all, I think it's sexy... but so is a variety of faces and bodies.

This thread is still here?

>>27207746
>Reddit

>>27207708
dem grrls look fierce

>>27207782
We have too many threads right now. This one has the marker though.

>>27207783
>4chan

>>27207813
>Reddit

>>27207831
>Redchan

>>27207842
>4dit

>>27207813
Yes, that is what website we are on.
What is your point

>>27207831
4chan?

>>27207854
>4kids

...I don't like where this is going.

>>27207854
>sweetie belle

>>27207854
>>27207842
>>27207831
>>27207813
>>27207783

. . .

>>27207876
>Fourceless

>>27207876
>Facechan

>>27207873

>>27207876
Oh, you're back. I'm glad I wasn't the only one seeing this.

This thread needs more macros.

>>27207885
>>27207893
Would you rather;
>not doing that
>doing that, but get subject for scat porn pictures and stories

>>27207869

>4kids MLP

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>27207913
reddit.com/r/clopclop

>>27207708
This shit is getting bananas.

>>27207923
>kids watching MLP
hahahano.bmp

>>27207913
>Facedit

>>27207873
SWEETIE
BELLE

>>27207763
Write something?

>>27207947

>>27207993

>>27207993
reddit.com/r/clopclop

>>27207950
>Swertie Ball

>>27207993
>Scatless

>>27207989
I've been doing that half-half today, but I'm bored. plum simply bored.

can't even play TF2 for more than 10 minutes on this fucking piece of shit laptop.

>>27208041
>can't even play TF2
Why would you want to anyways? Ever since last week the servers have been full of kiddies and people who just got the game because it's free.

Oh, if they keep it up, you should drop your SilverSpoon hate fic.

Okay, first off, I don't know why Applejack is colored like big macintosh.

But I know a guy who knows a guy that went to Anthrocon, and this picture got sent along to me, and I gotta ask...

Are we okay with this?

Yes, furries, yes, fursuit, blah blah blah. But this is really the closest people are going to get to cosplaying the characters accurately, and these actually look pretty well done (apart from applejack's coloration). So I mean, I feel like we should treat this like any of the clay models or other crafts people have made that are show related, because these do look well-crafted.

Sure, applejack and rainbow dash fursuits, but goddamn it if they lack everything that's bad about a fursuit and are completely a freaking cosplay instead of a mascot suit you have sex in.

>>27208041
Play Tic-Tac-Toe with yourself.

Or go read The Player Of Games so I can have someone to help me make some of those freaky awesome board games.

>>27208091
>Are we okay with this

No.

>>27208041
>bored
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_aWvzVTbk

>>27208041
Well there's only one thing to do then
Post in MLP General ofc

>>27208091
>Are we okay with this
I'm not.

>>27208083
yeah, started playing when it got free, but, nonetheless my main issue is that my laptop enjoys shitting itself over, overheating for no fucking reason at all.

Meanwhile on FiMchan
>You know what guys? Maybe it doesn't really seem like it. But I'm really a very, very sensitive person. I wear my heart on my sleeve. And all I've ever written here it's been for you people. I've never even reread one of my own stories except for proofing. It's all been my gift to you guys because I've always loved the fandom so much. But if this is the kind of treatment I'm going to get, I... I... I just don't know if I can do it anymore. I think I'm going to stop now. I've probably written too much already. I don't know if you'll be seeing me again or not.
>~Raging Semi

>>27208091
Because some fucker doesn't know the difference between red and orange.

Or more likely, that's an OC.

>>27208091
I wish we had more humanized cosplayers instead.

>>27208091
Humanized Pony cosplay is the only way to go in my opinion... Not to spread hate, but grown men in pony suits is not gonna swing towards the cool side of things.

>>27208091
>Are we okay with this?

No. The craftmanship going into these suits is admirable, but it does not help me unsee this picture.

>>27208091
>I don't know why Applejack is colored like big macintosh
Red levels too high? White balance off?
>Are we okay with this?
Ignore them and they'll go back to cosplaying as busty vixens.

>>27208124
Ha, what a faggot.

>>27208091
Actually, the AppleJack has fine color in not-shitty pictures. Tell your friend to fix his camera.

>>27208124
Please lord let him kill himself. One less fanfic writer.

>>27208160
>admirable
u crazy? Those suits are terrible. They're not even the right colours.

>>27208187
See:
>>27208177

>>27208124
Yeahhhh.
Right.
He likes to troll folks. For fun.

>>27208108
ha. that gave me a good chuckle.


but I'm a tough cookie to please. soo bored :|

LOL

>>27208217
I like to troll people for profit.

>>27208091
Absolutely not. Craftsmanship aside, the person inside is still an unemployed 40yo fat balding autistic man who will probably piss in it and have sweaty man-sex in it.

>>27208091
mostly agreed. From a technical standpoint of someone else who sews, those "costumes" are pretty damn impressive.

Also as a defense for AJ's color, finding fabric in that color is pretty damn hard. I've checked at least 20+ places that sell fleece and nobody has anything. The closest I've found is a sorta orange-yellow. Especially for something like faux-fur I'd imagine the colors it comes in would be even more limited.

>>27208217
>folks

>>27208091
I just don't really give a fuck.

>>27208266
I've been in the south too long...

>>27208248
You know what's funny? This is a decent part of what people hate about furries, and it's completely untrue. Those suits are WAY too expensive to consider having sex in.

>>27208323
I'd like to believe that if I hadn't seen the videos.

>>27208257
There are better pictures floating around, and one or two videos that show the colors on both of them are pretty much perfect.

>>27208323
And hot. Furcons generally have dedicated freezer rooms just so people in these things can cool down, and that's only from walking around.

>>27207746
Huh, apparently the one on the far left is supposed to be a lesbian which is where RD is position in.

Oh HUB, u so crazy

>>27208354
Didn't you post the exact same sentence last time this popped up?

>>27208361
Guys, this isn't all some coincidence. Dash was intentionally designed as a lesbian to appeal to the gay community. It's a huge market.

>>27208377
If it's still relevant, why not?

>>27208323
People do actually do this. But regardless--even if this particular person doesn't piss in it and have sweaty man-sex in it, he's *still* an unemployed 40yo fat balding autistic man.

>>27208377
probably

>>27208361
WAIT!
WAIT!
A hidden shoutout to gay Dash.
I think I'm loving the Hub's marketing department.

>>27208394
I was wondering if she has a "canned replies" file and copy-pasted it out of there.

>>27208361
Why are their dresses so cheap and ugly?

>>27208405
I actually wouldn't mind seeing a chick in a fursuit getting her shit pounded. I don't care if the guy's in a fursuit or not. I've never been able to find such porn though.

>>27208405
And so are you. What's your point?

>>27208418
She is a furry.
They are known to get easily butthurt and protective, so it wouldn't surprise me.

>>27208440
You haven't been looking hard enough

>>27208449
Wait, hoppip's a chick? Awesome.

nope

>>27208408

>>27208449
>Hoppip
>furry
News to me. Would explain why she's here all the time.

>>27208405
>unemployed
>paid for and owns a several-hundred dollar suit, which he wears to a convention that isn't free to get into and likely cost money to travel to

Sure thing, bro. Since you seem determined to stack as many entirely unwarranted negative adjectives, how about this?

I assert that inside of both costumes are 22-year-old attractive women with good jobs and long hair.

>>27208433
...You've clearly never been or know anyone who's been a Bride's Maid.
The idea is to make the one getting married look better.
It's an official "NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DRESS BETTER THAN ME" situation.

Thank god for double standards, since I always outdress the groom.

>>27208458
Perhaps true. Leads?

>>27207708

I wonder who they're trying to appeal to with this. Obviously, fans like it, but that's not the point of advertising. What kind of person do they expect to see that and go "huh, maybe I should check this channel out"

>>27208486
motherless dot com

>>27208449
not a furry myself but I have a bunch of friends who are

>>27208501
Housewife moms.

>>27208485
Modern weddings are basically just cult of personality fetishes for the bride. It's not about the marriage, it's about everyone worshipping the bride and waiting on her every whim and doing everything she wants.

Fuck the groom. Get in a tux and stand there, asshole.

>>27208501
Young adults, mostly women, fans of the movie. Anybody who has heard about the show in passing.

>>27208501
They know they have an adult audience, they're probably relieved they can make adult references.

>>27207993

>>27208433

That's the point of being a bridesmaid.

To look like shit so the bride looks great in comparison.

>>27208091
>>Live in Pittsburgh
>>Work at Starbucks
>>Anthrocon
>>Males put on fake grins at customers in fursuits
>>Female workers find them adorable
>>mfw Applejack and Rainbow Dash show up

>>27208518
Aww.

>>27208501
I think the idea is that one might see such an ad and think "Huh, maybe this isn't a baby toy commercial after all".

>>27208385
Not according to Faust although it is looking like she is being picked up by the gay community anyways. Although I have to say that just because she has rainbow colored hair and is more assertive and tomboyish should not mean that she is automatically gay. Personally, I think the gay community is hurting themselves with choosing to stereotype themselves, there is a fine line between parodying what they are being made fun of and crossing the line into hurting their image and this one is kinda pushing the line at least for me.

If they had picked up several characters instead of just focusing on one they would show a more open subset, but as it is...i dunno. Reading way too much into this and it doesn't even matter since I myself am not a homosexual.

>>27208538
I am so sorry you had to go through that.

>>27208538

How the hell can they drink coffee in those things?

>>27208570
straws

>>27208538
>shitloads more business
>shitloads more tips
>still can't afford to learn how to greentext properly

>>27208533
You're kinda late.

I like furry art, but really don't care for the lifestylers or even relatively normal people of the fandom.

A bunch of autists and/or socially inept manchildren for the most part. And no one ever calls each other by their real names, everyone calls each other by their online handles.

>>27208552
Faust never actually denied she was a lesbian, she was just telling off the Ms Magazine bitch. (who didn't even watch the show but could tell Dash was a lesbian). Faust actually dodged saying it was one way or the other.

I would never expect Faust to announce the character was a lesbian until the show had completed its run.

>>27208385
>Dash was intentionally designed as a lesbian
She was originally called Firefly and colored pink. The rainbow thing is probably a coincidence.

>>27208552
Personally, I just think the entire cast are lezbos, not particularly Rainbow Dash.

The tomboy cliché does help, though. And her fangirling all over Spitfire.

>>27208570

>>27208582
>Oversensitive furry

>>27208227
WHY

>>27208593
The rainbow is because rainbows are AWESOME.

And probably Faust's attempts to say "hey, just because it's rainbow-coloured and acts like a tomboy, doesn't make it automatically homo"

Because assumptions are stupid.

>>27208582
> implying Furries would spend money on anything other than fandom expenditures or that there is any money left to tip with after spending a small fortune to go to said cons.

>>27208610
Let it go man, it's best to troll during evening and night threads. I doubt you'd get replies at this hour.

>>27208552
It's not the hair or the athleticism for me.
I just like to think of her as gay.
I can't really explain it. It just works for me.
Maybe I just want there to be more characters where being gay isn't ALL they do. Like they don't walk around saying "Boy howdy do I love being gay! Gay! Gay!"
But instead is just a character with goals and quirks and flaws who also has sexy intention for those with the same gear.

>>27208602

>>27208637
Perhaps it's because she shoved her head up Pinkie Pie's ass.

>>27208596
My Lesbian Paradise

>>27208684
This guy. I like this guy. He posts good fan art and never says a word.

>>27208660
Really, that was more Pinkie shoving Dash's head up her ass and would thus say more about Pinkie...

>>27208634
He's got a point. Have you ever been to a convention? Even one that's being reimbursed by your employer? Shit's expensive, man. It's not something that somebody does for entertainment if they don't have a pretty generous disposable income.

>>27208266
That is a real word

>>27208637
I couldn't possibly be more ok with this

>>27208713
If Dash's a lesbian, Pinkie is most probably schizophrenic pansexual

>>27208570
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuNfjZclN8Y#t=06m30s

From Anthrocon 2009. A couple of fursuits drinking Heineken and an assortment of others beers. Whilst still in their fursuits

>>27208721
And that generous disposable income extends to businesses in the area. That's why conventions still exist; you don't bring twenty thousand people into a town (more, a lot of the time) without generating immense income for the town. That includes tips.

I don't really see Rainbow Dash as gay, it's just funny to make her that way jokingly.

And yes, it's the hair. Or at least for me it is.

>>27208626
She was originally meant to be Firefly, but Hasbro requested that Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash of G3 or 3.5, don't remember which one, are included in the G4 series. Pinkie Pie is Surprise's replacement. I dunno, but I like them much more this way. Dash's color scheme is more interesting than Firefly's anyway.

>>27208744
I'm starting to not like this thread.

Speaking of furries

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWkH2zNwApM

>>27208721
The simplest of solutions is to go as an artist.
Save money on not having to buy a suit
Artists usually get benefits such as discounts and line skipping
Commission money.
It's a concept that works with all conventions.

>>27208713

Well they are a lesbian couple after all.

>>27208772
no, they're not, they're just fuck buddies, Dash saves the romance for Apple Jack

>>27208785

Nope.

>>27208772
A schizophrenic lesbian couple, at the best of times.

Honestly, it's more like The L Word. The mane cast are just one big clusterfuck of relationship webbing. Also, I now really want to see AJ getting huffy at Dash for cheating on Pinkie with Rarity.

WE WERE ON A BREAK

>>27208767
Even then you're still dealing with plane tickets, hotels, eating out every meal, transportation. The convention expenses themselves.

These are definitely not poor people, even without a fursuit.

>>27208785

>>27208763
Huh?

>>27208721
>>27208767
>>27208813
...Are the three of us even arguing here, or just discussing the monetary ins and outs of convention-going? I don't think Starbucks Guy is even trying anymore.

>>27208813
Yeah, going to a convention takes MONEY. Especially if you live in another country.

England doesn't even have a decent yearly scifi convention, never mind furry. You assholes have TWELVE fur cons.

I think of Dash as gay like I think of AJ having incest with Big Mac, it's just a joke that people can use to make amusing content

>>27208811
If FiM was picked up by another station and was remade into that concept I would totally fund it

>>27208813
I know one or two people who went to anthrocon as artists, and apparently just making back what you spent is considered an accomplishment

you do get your name out there more, which helps out a ton when you're an artist for a living

>>27208811
>mfw second season is pure lesbian drama soap opera with ponies

>>27208816
>Mare, please.

Alright, whats goin down in this thread? We all happy or we fighting about something

>>27208811

Aj and Rarity are fuck buddies but they are now having FEELINGS.

Shit get real man.

>>27208882
Rather happy.

>>27208882
We happy about fightin.

>>27208847
Fuck Yeah, America?

And then there's TWO Comic-Cons per year, which is pretty awesome, though only the really rich fuckers get to go to both 'cause they're on opposite coasts.

>>27208882
We're all happy, it seems. A little jealousy here and there, but mostly just discussing conventions as a whole.

>>27208882
We're discussing how much relationship drama they should put in season 2.

Personally, I think there's already plenty in the first season.

>>>> so, did you guys see the billboard that's going to be unveiled in california tomorrow?

From the other thread. Was this person just trolling or what?

>>27208852
That's pretty dumb, man.

>>27208841
I was throwing a simple tactic to go to a convention. Pfffft, I'm going to CT con and that's about it. Cons other than CT con and AFO I think are expensive as all hell.
Back to the topic of ponies.... Does everyone still hate Luna? Because I still like her.

>>27208852
except the incest thing would be pretty fucked up while there would be nothing wrong with dash actually being a lesbian

not that it matters, since their sexual orientation will never be mentioned on the show anyway

>>27208870
My Little Pony: Shipping is Magic

>>27208922
No, read upthread. The Hub put up a billboard with the ponies as the mane cast of "Brides Maids"

>>27208922
No, it's real.
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/iabv6/the_hub_just_announced_via_facebook_that_this
And damn awesome.
>reddit etc.

A lot of people complain about Snails because he's an ugly little retard, but that's why I love him. I wish more artists would draw him with the mane 6 because there's nothing better than seeing them so degraded. It helps that he's younger and still somehow fucks them over.
That look of utter shame and regret as they're used by an ugly, stupid little shit like Snails is perfect. I mean not that they're bad ponies or something but sometimes they just need to be taken down a peg.

>>27208538
>used to work at a costume shop
>had a group of furries that would regularly come in
>required to watch them prance around the dressing rooms
>had to put on a smile and thank them for shopping
I know that feel, bro.

>>27208931
I'm going to San Diego comic-con in a month. It's a yearly trip, as a christmas gift from my parents.

>>27208934
People thinking that Dash isn't supposed to be a lesbian is like thinking that Twilight isn't supposed to be a nerd or that Celestia isn't supposed to be motherly or that Applejack isn't supposed to be a hard working country girl.

It's a basic character trait. It's a kind of television illiteracy. Autism abounds.

>>27208767
If you can get in as an artist. I've not been to anthrocon and have no interest getting a table there, but I was planning on trying to get in on some of the Dallas conventions next year as an artist.

Some of them (namely akon) sell out frighteningly fast.

You guys know you could call them costumes instead of fursuits... right?

>>27208763
>>27208763

>>Celestia_being_attack.gif

I... don't remember that from the show.

>>27208946
>reddit

>>27208637
>>27208596
And that just kinda goes with my assertion all along: the cast should not be typecast as x where x is their sexual orientation. I know plenty of gays who don't act like Rarity or Rainbow dash and it just felt like them going overboard on what is essentially an archtype doesn't help at all.

>>27208948
Ugly guys on cute girls is my fetish.

>>27208990
It's what happens when you use a weak biotic in the Collector base.

>>27208968
>used to work as a veterinary nurse
>had groups of furries that would regularly come in
>ask about proper lube for dogs
>had to put on a smile and thank them for shopping

>>27208948
>>27209001
>Ugly guys on cute girls is my fetish.
Suddenly Snails is making a lot more sense. Also I agree.

>>27208996
The problem, then, is which pony is gay. None of the mane cast are acceptable, because they're all cliché lesbians and if you made any of them gay, there'd be "ZOMG THAT'S STEREOTYPING BAWWW".

The only logical solution, therefore, is to make them ALL gay.

>>27208870
I- I would actually watch that...

>>27209001
probably because you're an ugly guy that likes cute girls

<3

>>27208934

>>27208990
Me neither. Unused footage, perhaps?

>>27208988
All fursuits are costumes, not all costumes are fursuis.

Fursuit is much more descriptive. Did you see the "Parade of Fursuiters" video from the recent con? There was this one dude who was absolutely ripped. He must use steroids and pump iron in the gym every single day. He was dressed up like a satyr. Furry pants and a horns, no shirt. I'd call that a costume.

>>27208988
A costume and a fursuit, are very different things imo.

Not to many people dress as stormtroopers with the intention of fucking in it

that is my fetish

>>27208996
But they're NOT going overboard and never will.
That's my point. They're never going to have any of the them be girl crazy. The most we'll ever get is the slightest of nods.

>>27208948
Dash is the best one because that situation is made even more degrading when the girl's a lesbian.

>>27209043
I'm okay with that.

Except Rarity, Rarity should be straight making one exception for AJ, but nobody else

>>27209055
Fucking casuals. Twilight has a vision of Celestia being attacked by parasprites. Watch the fucking show.

>>27209055
Swarm of The Century, Twilight's imagination.

>>27209035
Ouch. You win.

>>27209026
Fucking Praetorian.
>lolshieldrain
FUCKing Praetorian
>shieldrainshieldrainknockbackshockwave
MotherFUCKING Praetorian
>husks, husks everywhere
God fucking dammi-
>lolshieldrain
PRAETORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>healthregen
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBHJBHBJGRTBTLRTKLLBR

>>27209062
But then you're implying fursuits are only for sex

>>27209077
You've been reading Oyster, haven't you?

>>27209096
I save Cain for the giant flying ones because I do NOT have time for that shit.

>>27209089
Ah, I see. Forgot about that part. Thanks!

>>27209055

Is a scene from "Swarm of the Century" where Twilight imagines what could happen if Celestia arrived at Ponyville before they could get rid of the Parasprite infestation.

>>27208948
>dat filename
awesome

>.gif
>not animooted
WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY HOPES AND DREAMS

>>27209091
...You know he's joking, right?

>>27209096
The answer to your problem is called Charge.

Not playing a Vanguard? Then you have a much more fundamental problem.

>>27209169
>charge
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tech armour letting me beat krogan warlords to death with my bare hands

>still 50 images away from limit

>>27209169
Dat Charge.
It's a game changer.

This thread has me wondering....how would Krogans react to ponies?

>>27209081
Twilight should also be bi, or at least straight turned gay only after moving to ponyville

>>27209123
I thankfully figured out that the Collector Beam Rifle absolutely rapes large hardened targets, so it's a simple case of 1. get out beam rifle 2. SHOOT PRAETORIAN'S ANNOYING FUCKING UGLY FACE OFF 3. mince the fucking husks with incendiary ammo.

Thank god for the LMG.

>>27209191
I have to ask, how much would I have to pay you to make a Gilda plushie.
Because there is no way on this earth that they'll ever make an official one.

>>27209211
Why else would celestia send her there?

>>27209207
>I like the Rainbow one. She has a warrior's spirit!

>But the yellow one defeated a dragon in single combat, and the entire forest is her krantt!

>>27209211
Twilight is the experimenting teen who doesn't know what she's into yet.

>>27208948
Straight outta Japan. So when do we get the doujin where all the mane cast are gang raped by sweaty, faceless fat men? Because I'm sitting here dripping with pre waiting for my perfect self-insert fantasy to unite me and mai waifu, in graphical form :3

>>27209207
By mating with them.
Then eating them when they failed to produce offspring.

>>27209217
considering it took me 2 months to make a pony pattern I was comfortable with... quite a lot!

though most of those 2 months was me screwing around

>>27209211

She is in a relationship with Caramel.

>>27209194
This ALMOST makes me want to replay ME2.

good ol' lesbian conversation takes me back

Moidock, are you lurking right now?

>>27209271
and pinkie. Caramel is a bit unsure about it, especially when pinkie joins in, but he's too beta to say anything

>>27209267
Think about numbers.
Water is priceless to a man dying in the desert.

>>27209293

Mmm, i think pinki is with dash.

>>27209207

They'd probably make them fight Varren for their amusement

>>27209299
You aren't exactly dying or in a desert though.

>>27209272
If only they had tophats, mustaches, and monocles.

>>27209316
She doesn't want to get tied down

>>27209152
Wouldn't put it past some people.

>>27209299
'Tis a metaphor, silly she-man!

>>27209321
Um, how about this:
Would 70 bux and shipping be close?

>>27209335

Fucking slut! get away from mai waifu!

>>27209335
Anyone got the "Rainbow Dash would hit that like a freight train"?

>>27209369
Damn, dude. Planning on sticking a fleshlight in there?

>>27209369
if you'll do 70, i'd buy one too.

>>27209394
Nope, it's just that it'll never happen officially and customs cost money as the smaller number of products sold, the more they have to cost to even break even.