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Quickfic - Grown-Up Stuff(1/1)
06/27/11(Mon)02:13 No.27198618"Out!" yelled Rarity, her face blushing furiously.
"But sis, what does erotic mean?" whined Sweetie Belle.
Rarity's voice caught in her throat, then she hurriedly answered, "That's something only grown-ups talk about. Now go play with your friends."
"Oh. Okay," said Sweetie Belle, then scampered off to find Scootaloo.
As usual, the orange pegasus was watching Rainbow Dash change Ponyville's cloud cover. She could stare for hours at the graceful yet efficient movements of her mentor. A tap on her shoulder made her turn around. "Oh. Hi, Sweetie Belle." She put her wings down.
"Hey, Scootaloo. You wanna go to the library with me?"
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Twilight Sparkle blushed furiously. "Well, when a husband pony and a wife pony..." She put a hoof to her mouth and looked at the three fillies in front of her. "Look, girls, you really should get your parents or sisters to tell you this stuff. I could get in big trouble."
"PLEEEEEEEEASE?!?!?" said the Cutie Mark Crusaders in unison.
"Okay, I guess. Just promise me you won't try to do any of this for your cutie marks." Twilight sighed, then pulled a book of pony medicine off a high shelf with her horn-magic. "Let's see, acidosis, amputation, asphyxiation... Ah, here we are. BDSM, physical and neurological effects of."
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"EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!" yelled the Crusaders as they ran from the library. |