Reported for spam. Look harder.

>>27191861
Old thread hit the image limit, tard.

>>27191848
Go ask the social board

>>27191848
>That depends... are you a pony? Y/N
Maybe she's a spy.

I have till wednesday to think of some good SFW ideas for MS's stream. Also I need to brush up on my pictionary skills

>>27191848
Two in the stink, 1 in the pink.

>>27191848
I dunno, I wouldn't bother unless she's putting out. Otherwise you're risking STRUNG-ALONG-CITY

just send her pictures of Ponies, it'll probably work out.

>>27191890
>Ideas

How about you get off 4chan and go read a book?

Reposting topic from yesterday because I found it quite interesting to talk about.

Background characters personalities

-Bon-bon being motherly

-Lyra being like Rainbow Dash but more girly ect.

Opinions? Views? Clopfics?

I drew this. Thoughts?

Also, I'll take a sketching request now.

>>27191848
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
Unless it's about comics or cartoons I do not give a fuck.

>>27191917
Bon-bon molesting Twist

what do people see in this show?
not trying to be mean. I only watched the 1st episode and it wasn't terrible but I don't think I saw what other people see in it.
So why do you guys like it?

>>27191917
Scootaloo getting mauled by a Hunter from L4D.

>>27191939

>>27191917
Celestia creating the very first ponies out of Play-Doh

So... has any of the pony games released an alpha version or something? That fighting game was looking good.

Tell me about Npr and Clinton, this sounds fucking stupid

>>27191917
Draw ponyville in the renaissance period.

>>27191971
I think Equestria Online is getting ready to go into Alpha...

Any requests for more pony tears?

>>27191917
Not so much criticism towards it as a question. How did you color that? By hand or on the computer with some sort of drawing program?

>>27191947
>what do people see in this show?
ponies

>>27191947
>it wasn't terrible

That's the answer. Thing is, the show should be utter shit. It isn't. That alone is an accomplishment.

Beyond that, the show is funny, has likable characters, and is a goldmine for screencaps.

>>27191917
I think its great!

>>27192002
Crying Rarity.

>>27191967

>>27192002
Do one with Mrs.Cake.

>>27191947
It's funny, cute, charming, has good characters...

And the Pilots are a lot different than the rest of the show. They're there mostly for introduction and establishing the characters. Many don't like the pilots at all, but enjoy the rest of the series, which are mostly self-contained adventures about the daily lives/challenges the characters face.

I suggest episode 4 for an early good one to give an idea, if you care to give it another shot.

>>27191890
Something about MLP + Pirates of the Caribbean. I've recently watched the first two movies and loved them, although I haven't seen any fanart of ponies and PotC.

>>27191909
I tend to think of Bon Bon as being very motherly, and Lyra is kind of a slut. A long time ago it used to be fanon that Lyra was always cheating on Bon Bon. I once wrote a fapfic where, in the background, Lyra's fucking some random dude in a nightclub. But it was one of my earlier ones and admittedly not very good.

>>27191947
Because adorable ponies. It's obviously been way overhyped by now, but if you watch g3.5 and then watch g4, you will really appreciate the changes made to the franchise.
Here, have some nightmare fuel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYe0TYn6bzk

>>27192002
spike crying
and then a pan down to reveal onions
for onion soup
which he's making for rarity
except he sucks at cooking
and it's so terrible, rarity starts crying too

>>27192006
I used SAI. Thick line art over a sketch, then used the bucket tool.

>mfw I have 5 hours worth of pony related music
Just need to torrent the apple product episodes and my flight to germany will be much better

>>27191971

>that fighting game was looking good.

There is a pony fighting game?! MUST HAVE!

>>27191993
They had him do their quiz on MLP, but with 2 obviously fake answers and 1 obviously right answer.

Still can't believe it happened.

>>27191993
Not much to say about it. You can listen to it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtlSOMgacDU

You guys deserve to anus

>>27192039
you got it backwards, Bon Bon was the cheating one
Lyra cheated once, with derpy

>>27191947
The fuck if I know. I just watched a few episodes and got hooked.

If I had to give an actual reason, I'd say because imo the characters are really likable (too likable) and I really like the animation style.

so that pony fan who wants to hook up with me sent a pic
not sure if want

>>27192063
>so many youtube links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

Just found this on Ponibooru

>whyboner.jpg

>>27191909

Im okay with that Lyra but i think she is a little bitter about her life in canterlot.

>>27192057
Ah.. Might need to invest in a tablet for myself.. I shaded this piece in pencil and am feeling a bit.. displeased with it, I suppose.. Still going to post it once it's done scanning though. I must fulfill anon's wishes.

>>27192084
DO IT

LEth I am talking about this
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
How does that work... does this ^
Have anything to do with the thing that you post in each general discussion thread

>>27192063
>>27192063
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s
its in pre-alpha, but it looks really good already

So guys, what happened to the dragon's hoard? Did it just stay there in the mountain? Because there was an awful lot of gold. There were weapons. Jewels. All sorts of stuff.

>>27192084
My advice?
Fuck her fat ass into Equestria.

>>27192063
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

>>27191909
Bon Bon wears the pants in the relationship, Lyra is the emotional one

>>27192084

>>27192074
>>27192075
and then lauren faust voiced lament that she no longer has the creative power to make KRASTOS THE GLUE MAKER into a villain in fim

>>27192084
Like the fist of an angry god.

What would happen if pony licked zebra?
Pic unrelated.

>>27191909
I like to think Lyra tries to be to dominant one while Bon-bon is passive aggressive and uses that to make Lyra do pretty much anything she wants.

>>27192085
there needs to be a stage
on the moon
with luna and celestia fighting
and this music, or something similar, in the background
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsOPR9659Ww
poignant + ominus

>>27192088
This boner of mine, i don't understand it.

>>27192105
Don't say anything Leth, loose lips sink markers

>>27192084
If you don't fuck her I will find you and kill you.

>>27192105
When a thread is made with a keyword in the Name, Subject, or Comment field on /co/, the archive adds it to the 'Unconfirmed Reports' list you see there.

If the General image gets posted in one of those threads, it is noted as the current pony general, and will be added to the archive.

>>27192168
Absolutely nothing.

I think you should illustrate this phenomenon.

>>27192190
I'm just curious... I'm not gunna /b/ shit up or anything
:/

>>27192084
Not very pretty IMO, but it's your decision. Also personality (plus all its implications) > looks.

>>27192168

>licking
>a zebra

>>27192202
>If you don't fuck her and post pics I will find you and kill you
Fix'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxoGmVjAsmE

>>27192224
Why is Dash such a fat whore?

I'd liek to see the Robotic unicorn and fiery demonic robot unicorn from the attack games as hidden boss characters that could be unlocked after defeating them. Both confrontations should play their respective songs
( Robotic unicorn: Erasure - Always. fiery demonic robot unicorn: Blind guardian - Battlefield ). Just so I could see a confrontation between these two.

>>27192205
Thanks

...
So Leth, how are you today/tonight? have you been up for a redicoules amount of hours like (probably) alot of People following the MLP general threads?

>>27192238

>>27192238
She finally got pregnant from being shipped with too many fursonas.

>>27192238
Lazy and little willpower

>>27192184
>fucking comets flying everywhere
>YOU ARE MY SISTER!
>"WAS" YOUR SISTER! BOW TO MY NIGHT!
>huge planet cracking attacks and energy shit
i swear to god i will CODE IT MYSELF if he does not

>>27192238
Pinkie got her lesbian-pregnant

>>27192168

>What would happen if pony licked zebra?

Then Zecora might actually have some shipping and receive more than one piece of fanart, every other month.

So is MS streaming tonight or what?

>>27192168
>>27192168
>>27192168
oh LOL!!!!

>>27192315
no

>>27192265
But who is the father?

>>27192315
No

>>27192238

I-I'm not fat!

...Am I?

>>27192307

>>27192245
I get my usual 6-7 hours of sleep every night, I generally go to bed at the start of a new general and get up around the same time every day, and manage to catch the tail end of the thread after.

I'm not always at my computer, but I'm at it a lot in smaller increments, and I work at home during the week.

Although I could just say I'm just a computer script and it would probably be more reasonable.

>>27192342
Skywind.

>>27192349
Ah, I thought he was. Well, there goes my evening.

>>27192275
Original as fuck, I like it.

>>27192342
Pinkie

>>27192342
Blitz
>>27191917

>>27192358
Yes.

>>27192307
I've shipped her once or twice.

>>27192202
guys
I thought maybe that girl's pic was fake but she just proved she was for real
Now she wants one of me but I'm shy
wat do

Rainbow Dash isn't Fat...
SHE'S FLAT!!!!
if you want fat, but not flat, please look here
vv
>>27192084

>>27192358
Stop eating so much cake

>>27192168
A very special episode about why, while ponies and zebras are equal, they should remain separate because some herds just aren't supposed to mix. Celestia made the world so that there would be ponies and zebras, not pebras and zonies.

>mfw pony thread is first thread on the page and I haven't gotten to get on in a few days

>>27192395
This isn't pony related.

We need more people flockdrawing!

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

Room is MLP, gogogo

>>27192395
>one of me
What?

>>27192358
Oh no, you're not fat... You're, uh, Healthy! Yeah, you're a healthy pegasus with a bright future in the wonderbolts!

>>27192265

>Rainbow Dash's womb filled to the bursting point with the fursona spawns of countless Donut Steels

Holy shit, that's a fucking terrifying mental image!

>>27192404
I'd hate to see your definition of skinny.

>>27192363
Coolio...
I'm just zoning out to Ponies, and listening to a DnD match right now...
>pic related

>>27192410
>pebras and zonies
DRAWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
GET ON THIS NOW

sad rarity is sad

>>27192432
>All those Anthro offspring

>>27192410
Racist as always, AJ.

>>27192468
VVV
>>27192470

>>27192470
But what is she sad about?

>>27192084

Do it, Anon. For me.

>>27192502

She's the wussiest unicorn of all and it feels real bad.

>>27192502

She just saw Fox's report.

>>27192483
>>27192432
>>27192265
>one guy said in an earlier thread that Lyra's family tree is bulshit because unicorns and earth ponies can't breed
>now we talk about Dash giving birth to furry oc anthro babbies

>>27192523

>>27192527
yeah
anonymous is such an inconsistent asshole

>>27192527
Do you ever get the sneaking suspicion that some people just aren't taking this pony business seriously/

>>27192527
>unicorns and earth ponies can't breed
Didn't Lauren say on her dA that she didn't see any reason why different types of ponies wouldn't be able to reproduce?

>>27192502
She chipped a hoof.

>>27192470
>>27192542

>pic related

>>27192523
I don't know, man. You wouldn't want to get on Rarity's bad side.

>>27192566
yeah, but that person said that what Lauren said is wrong and his opinion was more valid

>>27192566
Only if they're married.

>>27192564
>not being serious in a pony thread
In 2011 etc etc.

>>27192564
I try not to ever think anyone's serious in these threads.

>>27192580
yeah, she'll whine your ears off

>>27192566

This is canon for me

>>27192527
I saw a pony genetics chart somewhere.

I had to register with the state today. I am now a registered horse molester. I had to quit my job because it is within 400 feet of a barn. Thanks guys.

>>27192580
Remember that one time she kicked that manticore right in the face?
That was pretty cool

So am I the only one who ships Twilight and Celestia?

>>27192610
Oh god, the shipping chart thing. Haven't seen that in months.

If RS was an artist what would he draw?

>>27192644
Uhhhhhhhh

No

>>27192644
Whoops forgot the image

>>27192580
I'll shove my asshole onto Rarity's horn, and shit all over her head
>pic >MFW when rarity's horn is hurting my butt

>>27192610
Octavia always had to try twice as hard as Lyra because Octavia was born a common Earth pony. Her parents always said they loved her, but she knew. She knew.

>>27192651

Porn?

>>27192625
Have you read all those stories where she has people raped?

>>27192624
>working within 400 feet of a barn
>in 2011

>>27192644
You must be new here

>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
>>27192566
she has a DA source please

>>27192610
>lesbian butt babies
ralph plz no

>>27192667

>>27192652
Hnnnngh, I haven't seen a whole lot for this ship though.

>>27192651
Scenes from It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World with ponies in the various roles.

>>27192667

But lyrica is a earth pony too.

>This thread
>Last thread
>Every thread lately
>Mfw
You used to be fun, /co/... What happened?
Wait, don't answer that. I know exactly what happened...
Have some disgruntled Dash

I don't know if the Anon is still aroudn but here it is in all it's horror. Filly Twilight playing with a stuffed Bee her pappy gave her.

>>27192667
I thought their parents favored Octavia over Lyra in fanon.

>>27192675
Have you?

>>27192675
What one? The one the Trozam guy is writing?

>>27192681

>>27192707
the show when on hiatus is what
what exactly is particularly aggregation about this thread

>>27192707
I have fun most of the time.

>>27192707
Sorry

>>27192665
>mfw

Reposting this with fixed text.

>>27192712

You are right.

>>27192719

No. Unless you count proof reading the one I wrote

>>27192723

That, and I think there was one other guy. AJ?

>>27192707
what exactly is unfun about /co/ MLP?
It sure as hell is better then /b/ MLP!!!!

>>27192705

It would be a great series of pictures indeed.

>>27192703
It used to be Twilight's only big ship

that until Twixie came

Can anyone tell me why some people color humanized ponies as black?
>inb4 racist
It's just that they don't seem black at all (see: Zecora, and maybe the gardener in Best Night Ever).

>>27192755
>Repost this with fixed text
What are you talking about?

>>27192679
Please be gentle.

>>27192780

SWEETIE BELLE YOU TOLD ME THIS RIVER WAS SHALLOW

when are they doing the next bronies united song?

>>27192707
Did i wrong you in some way?

>>27192755

>mfw i see that face

>>27192803
I know it's bullshit
Twilight is obviously half Asian

>>27192815
>implying bronies on /co/
hahahaha faggot

>>27192665
Why did i imagine all of that in my head.

>>27192814
No, Trixie as Phil Silvers, Scootaloo as Ron Howard.

I've had all this shit planned out for months now.

>>27192803
Sometimes the color scheme works better with darker skin. Twilight is almost always colored at least a light brown.

It might also just be a fetish for brown girls being reflected in the artist's work.

>>27192812
NOPE

>>27192831
I agreement

>>27192815
What the fuck is a bronies

>>27192811

I just needed an excuse to use that reaction pic.

Someone requested it this morning, and the text was a little wonky.

>>27192831
Sweet I got my area code as the last 3 digits

>>27192707
Every single poster in these threads is a troll including me. Its dead Jim. Feel free to join us in shitposting though if you want.

>>27192831
if by asian you mean indian then i agree

>>27192814
Eeeuyugh, ya little runt

>>27192703

>Hnnnngh, I haven't seen a whole lot for this ship though.

Most of the Twilight x Celestia stuff is creepy porn and bad fapfiction. Ships can't sail on porn alone. They need a couple of decent fanfiction stories, cheesecake art, and safe for work art. Bonus if the fanfiction is well written and received and top artists have drawn the shipping pair. Otherwise, the ship will be nothing more than a crackpot ship, or less.

>>27192888
>It's dead, Jim
Does anyone have that image?
You know the one.

>>27192755
>mfw every famous meme/reaction pic is ponified

>>27192892
nah
she acts way more like an East Asian-American nerd than an Indian-American nerd

>>27192888
I bet Twilight's asshole smells like raspberry jam and butter.

>>27192768
Nothing is fun to me anymore. /co/ generals have always been the only tolerable source of pony for me. Now I guess I'm just bored with it. I don't want to talk about shipping or dicks or fat ponies. I think I'll just pop in every now and then to do a request or two. Speaking of, any requests?

So, Sweet Apple Acres has been around for generations, but where did the Apple family originally come from?

>>27192922
You misspelled Fluttershy.

Should Thadius keep trying to draw or give up? Decide my fate oh ruthless Anon!

>>27192900
ButterscotchSundae wrote one, but the ending was kind of a mindfuck

>>27192867
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjpnRdIl9Mw

>>27192932
Incest

>>27192928
wait until season 2 rolls around. Things will get better.

>>27192932
Michigan.

>>27192928
Ship ship fat ponies with dicks

>>27192928
Romana/Colgate/Aqua Fresh/whatshername regenerating

>>27192922

As far as pony threads go, this one is circling the drain. Can we save it with cute pics now, kthnxbia?

>>27192928
Fluttershy giving Rarity face nuzzles.

>>27192916
And I've saved almost all of them.

>>27192951

>things will get better
They will also get wilder. And crazier. But the episodes will be back, and thats all Im waiting for

>>27191940
Bon Bon molesting Twist. I'm not sure why you asked for this.

>>27192922
you are now aware that one of the Pegasus ponies' duties is eating a bunch of berries and then having diarrhea in midair in order to disperse the seeds

What's everybody's problem with this thread? It's not great, but it's hardly bad.

>>27192906
You mean the one that is captioned "It's dead, Jim" at the bottom?

>>27192974
Hmmm... Ok!

>>27192996
Brilliant!

>>27192974
>Can we save it with cute pics now
I'll try

>>27193003
I don't think you fully comprehend the gravity of the situation at hand, sir.

>>27192922
You mean books.

>>27193024
By all means, explain it to me.

>>27193004
Yeah

>>27193003

That person who farted in the last thread is at it again.

No one likes a fartknocker.

>>27193003

That'd be like asking why people still hang around threads they consider "bad"

>>27192900
That's probably why I haven't seen too much. It's probably the age gap that makes it less cute to people and more of porn thing.

>>27192974

>>27192928
Spitfire hitting on Fluttershy
Wait that's shipping
Spitfire doing... something

>>27193003
In comparison, yesterday's late night thread was so bad it was literally the only time I have ever felt like I had to evacuate a 4chan thread to save my sanity

>>27193037
I love the smell of books. Especially really old used book stores, filled with cheap novels made of acidic paper that are starting to turn. Libraries just don't have that.

>>27193079
Same here. I actually dug up my old minecraft file to escape that

>>27193079
Sanity is for the weak!

>>27192980

Good work, swabby!

>>27192928
Hoity Toity being a badass.

>>27193079
Was that the one where the dude was shopping pony porn to make everything an odd orange color for no apparent reason? Irregardless, the rule has always been consistent: don't like pony threads? Wait half an hour.

>>27193105
>>27193098
well, damn. brb checking archives

>>27193037
>That smell when you open up a musty old hardcover book

Is this what it's like to develop a new fetish?

>>27193037

>thisismyfetish.jpg

>>27193088
Same. Although I wouldn't sniff Twilight's.. thing.

>>27192667

she dosent begrudge her childhood though, because it helped make her into who she was.
she determined to better herself on her own terms, to let go of need for approval, or famillial resentment, overcomming trials of yore just as the pressure of the earth produces a diamond.

and who can doubt her now, having a world stage for her lifes passion.

>>27192928
Soaren and Spitfire hanging out at a bar after flight practice.

>>27192928
All of Gummy's brothers and sisters simultaneously bursting out of Pinkie Pie's toilet while she's on it

>>27193150
Oh god, look at that boss as hell pony.

>>27193159

i concur, this is a fine request indeed.

>>27193169

mite b cool! I second this one for comical gold.

>>27193124
>Irregardless
6/10. Wouldn't have got me as hard if you weren't a writefag.

>>27193159
>>27193179
3rded

>>27192667
Doesn't it usually work the other way around, with the most loved daughter being made to study classical music by the parents?

>>27193197
I have to really try my best to ignore it when I see that word.

It's one of my few pet peeves.

>>27193081
it gief me pain in chest

which CMC should have a crush on Spike in season two?

>>27193150
Quite nicely done. Makes ol' thadius somewhat ashamed of his own drawing abilities. Must practice.

>>27193124
It was filled with such extreme shitposting that I almost thought I was on /jp/ for a second.

>>27193037

>Rainbow Dash - Skittles
>Taste the Rainbow

Hey, Did any MLP fans attend JAFAX today?

>>27193154
"Hey sis! How have you been? Hey this is my wife Bon Bon, our foal is playing somewhere in the gardens. Anyway, when are you going to introduce me to your partner and foals? OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE THOSE!"

>>27193254
Nope

>>27193197
I could care less about a mistake like that, but you grammer nazies are a force to be wrecking with

I'm bored, it's 10pm on a work day, and the energy drink hasn't worn off. I'm considering doing something stupid. The question is, should I do it?

>>27193223
All of them!

Hey /col/lts check this shit out.

I got 3 pony gets on /v/ and some other pony got luna for the hero.

You dumb feckless niggers.

I just came from a side-street in NYC. I'm there on business. You know, since real people work on a Sunday and don't dress in drag in parades.

Anyway, so I'm in Starbucks. In come some fucking J. Crew faggots. Guess what they were wearing? JUST FUCKING GUESS.

Motherfucking Rarity shirts. They're simpering and lisping and saying some dumb bullshit from the show, based on what I've read here. I leave in disgust, arranging my tie.

The neck button nearly popped as I overheard, "Rarity is, like, central to my identity. She loves the gay cock."

This is what you've created, you dumb fucking pony faggots. Faggots doing faggot shit with other faggots and talking about faggot ponies.

>>27193277

Bungee jumping without a rope.

>>27193223
Applebloom.

I have a question for all the other drawfags and writefags out there.

How do you pick your requests? For me I often times just pick the first one that I have a good idea for. If after a second of consideration I can't come up with a concept, I move onto the next.

What about the rest of you?

>>27193277
What energy drink did you drink

>>27193280
you are everything wrong with /v/

>>27193309

Whatever sounds fun to draw.

>>27193197
>>27193218
What other non-words are there out there that are similar to "irregardless"?

>>27193309
There is no order to the madness of asking for requests.

>>27193315
Store brand energy tea. I had about 3 hours of sleep. This is only semi related. Why?

>>27192928
> I don't want to talk about shipping or dicks or fat ponies
oh, well, that's not going to get you far around here
>Speaking of, any requests?
like i've requested of every other drawfag;
draw a non FiM animal in FiM style. bonus points for exotics like deep ocean critters

>>27193280
Anyone?

It took three threads to get that many ponies on /v/'s official team.

>>27193286
That story would be even cooler if it actually happened, bro

>>27192928
in b4 someone yells prude

>>27193359
>>27193280
Fine. It's cool. But the boss's true form is the best part, not so much the ponies.

>>27193276

>could care less

I see what you did there.

>>27193354
Just wondering.

>>27193223
Sweetie Belle would be the best. Since Spike's always hanging around the Carousel Boutique to check out Rarity, she might misinterpret it as Spike wanting to hang out with her more.

Of course, ask most fans and they'll say Applebloom.

I don't know about Scootaloo. I could see her bullying him.

>pic sums everything up

>>27193389

Give it time.

>>27193286
>Rarity must be gay
>Only character to any interest in guys


This isn't hard. She likes guys at least, although she may like girls as well

>>27193343
It's not one word, but "morse pacific", I guess?

>>27193286
You should have killed them.

As a sign of mercy.

>>27192900

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NpAI-usqvJ3hl3hvPgpH1T15ut6RMwjcf8pk31RgY1c/edit?hl=en_US

>>27193343
I see "mischievous" misspelled and mispronounced as "mischievious" all the time.

People don't even believe me when I tell them. They're like, "But thatś just how British people say it, it's MIS-CHEE-VEE-US in America"

>>27193359
>>27193280
no one cares

>>27193378
It's Pride in NYC. He's probably just all kinds of assmad that his fat white straight necktie ass hasn't gotten any woman-poundings in.

>>27192755

>>27193309
Its not too difficult. If I get a request that I can work into a story I can usually do it. Just sit down, relax, sip something cool and let the words and what happens next just flow right in.
Writing is the hard part, so many distractions....

>>27193398

Jokes like that are a diamond dozen.

>>27193343
For all intensive purposes

>>27193406
I imagine if Scoots did get a crush on Spike, it'd be a Helga-ish sort of thing

>>27193400
Hell, I'll give it a shot and see where it goes.

You may request a fic, any fic. I'll write about 2 paragraphs or so for it. Keep in mind that this is under three hours of sleep and then fueled by store brand energy tea.

>>27193448
I don't see how people get that confused. It's "intents and purposes." As in "for any fucking reason."

>>27193428
What about "Basturd" or "Basterd"? I rarely see people spell it correctly.

>>27193448
bitch all my purposes are so intense, you don't even know!

>>27193434
Okay.

Haha. Just wondering, I was selling Cutie Mark necklaces, and dressed as Crazy (or Emo) Pinkie with Madame Le Flour. Fun times!

>>27193286
>implying MLP isn't purposefully targeted at the gay community

>>27193265

this reminds me of a video i saw on youtube about the last living judoka who studied under kano, towards the middle they had asked her about why she had never married or had children, and though she did not show it, a slight tear escaped as she said "this was my choice, judo was my marridge."

its a moving feeling to imagine that kind of dedication to ones art, to ones life style.

>>27193276
yeah, people like that are a diamond dozen.

>>27193372

That pony fan who wants my dick sent me another pic of herself with her ex bf

wat do

>>27193276
> a force to be wrecking with

>>27193286
> nigger
> faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

Sure is /b/ in here.

>>27193462
Twilight goes to the store to buy some energy tea and then Pinkie finds her there and calls her a nerd for not buying a more xtreme energy drink

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
why is the fucking g4 picture on this shit

>>27193499
Oh look, more dubs.

>>27193531
Sort have to make my own I guess.

>>27193525
Which one's the girl?

>>27193525
Go complain about your break up somewhere else.

>>27193525
Play some original pokemans!

>>27193553
Because Hasbro

>>27193553
Murder.

>>27193553
GOD DAMMIT HASBROOOOOOOOOO!

>>27193553
FUCK YOU HASBRO
PINKIE WAS A DEPRESSED EMO BITCH WHEN SHE WAS A LITTLE FILLY

>>27193525
What do?

Block her emails and move on with your fucking life you waste of sperm.

What would happen if the main cast joined the army?

>>27193462
Zecora doing something poignant or contemplative. twilight comes in to disrupt her gloomy mood with tea.

>>27193415
>morse pacific

Ha ha, that one's mine.

>>27193553
>'Learns to walk'

But that doesn't... She's a pony. They're born knowing how to walk.

>>27193553
>Meanwhile at Hasbro

>>27193553
MY EYES

>>27193553

>>27193606
"OK MAGGOTS YOU ARE GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF AND FLY DOWN TO THE GROUND OR I AM GOING TO TAKE MY HOOF AND RAM IT UP YOUR BACKSIDE SO FAR IT'LL COME OUT OF YOUR FOREHEAD."
"CADET DASH!"
"SIR YES SIR! I'LL BE DOWN THERE IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!"
"CADET GILDA!"
"SIR YES SIR!"
"CADET FLUTTERSHY!"
"perhaps... we could... justwalkbackdownthemountain?"
"CADET HOOVES!"
...
"WHERE IS CADET HOOVES?"
"I think she's standing on the side of the cliff sir."
"Where? I don't see her."
"I mean standing on the cliff face sir."
"This is a vertical cliff face."
"I know sir. But she's standing on it."
"CADET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!"

>>27193606
Pinkie blows everyone up somehow

>>27193456
Could definitely see that. Prank him, tease him, and insult him to his face, then get dreamy eyes whenever he's stomping away in frustration.

You know, that'd actually be pretty entertaining...

Still don't know how Spike and Applebloom would get along. I'd guess it'd be similar to Spike x Rarity; AB fawns over him, but he would be oblivious to it.

>>27193606
Dash would wonder why the hell she didn't join the Air Force.

>>27193606
Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash die first.

>>27193420
Good so far. Thank you kind anon!

>>27193632
Last bit got me.

>>27193553
> You're now aware Pinkie Pie was never dressed in colorful clothes or TAUGHT to walk, but instead was expected to know so without training.

>>27193525
is that awesomeman?

Sad scootaloo is sad.

>>27193606
Rarity is a medic, but is dishonorably discharged when she preforms an unnecessary emergency amputation of Dash's wings.

>>27193635
>derpy flying the plane
this is seconds before the horrible crash

>>27193606
I doubt the mares would be conscripted considering how equestrian social structures are set up. Most often the stallions are kept outside the main group to protect the boarders.

>>27193525
>Ok ill be at the bus station downtown in 30 minutes. See you there. So where Are we going your place or a hotel? I need to know so my friend can pick me up after.

FUCK SHE THINKS I'M GOING TO STICK MY DICK IN HER
AGHHH

>>27193606
Enlist?

Rainbow Dash would get some serious shit for constantly disregarding, disrespecting superiors.

Applejack, rapidly promoted to sergeant.

Twilight? Company clerk

Rarity would be dismissed under Don't Ask Don't Tell, even though she's totally straight.

Pinkie Pie would be sent to the front lines where she would do the most damage.

Fluttershy would complete basic training, and then shoot the drill sergeant and then herself.

>>27193676
>give hug
>kick her
Not sure which one I'd rather do

>>27193696
run
either that or get her to put on a paper bag. holy shit

also she seems desperate. NEVER A GOOD SIGN

>>27193712
Hug. Always hug.

>>27193553
>Hasbro's face when

>>27193696
Bro, just straight up tell her "What the FUCK we did NOT agree to anything what the fuck are you doing going to the bus depot?"

>>27193696
Holy crap you might actually get sex. Run for it man!

>>27193712
Hug

>>27193702
>Rarity would be dismissed under Don't Ask Don't Tell, even though she's totally straight.
Don't joke about that you ass nugget.

>>27193606
Rarity becomes a master sniper who has excessive OCD when it comes to her gillie suit, spending hours picking foliage and adjusting it to blend it just right.

>>27193712
You're that guy who wants to strangle Dash to death, aren't you?

Was this ever colored?

>>27193749
You personally offended in a my little pony thread bro

>>27193691
>Rainbow Dash
>Scout
>crying
Why did I just notice this
lol

>>27193702
We don't have DADT anymore, dude. Unless that's changed back in the last few months?

>>27193773
No that's me.

>>27193715
>>27193732
>>27193737
I told her I would pick her up and bring her to my house then I blocked her email

lol

>>27193635
I REALLY fucking wish I hadn't seen that picture, just because I know the show would never take that (possibly quite awesome, and if not, completely fucking mindblowing) turn.

>>27193702
Twilight is also the emergency weapon of mass destruction. When shit gets real, she 'zerks out. And when she wakes up, there will be nothing but a vast expanse of glassed earth.

Why does the most timid and meager pony have a bastion built right on the outskirts of the Everfree Forest? A place that not even Celestia herself has control over and holds the series most frightful monsters?

>>27193606
Pinkie destroys them all once she reverts to her true form.

>>27193785
Functionally it's dead, the next Defense secretary is going to sign the final paperwork. It made the news last week or so.

>>27192944
what one?

>>27193811
because hush now, quiet now.

And the stare.

>>27193810
>glassed earth
more like potted plants and baked goods.
food for the troops!

>legitimate possibility that a ponyfag will have sex tonight

Wonders never cease.

>>27193773
Well yeah, but it was between that and giving her and big hug and telling her everything will be ok.

>>27193811
Because if she is not constantly exposed to woodland creatures she will die from withdrawal

Let's mix things up a bit and try and get some somewhat serious discussion of the main 6 going.

What, in your mind, is the biggest lesson the six still have yet to learn, and will come back to bite them in the future?

For Rainbow Dash, it's got to be that speed isn't the universal solvent for everything. Not just in a ditsy way, like painting, or building a house, I mean with her overall goal of becoming a Wonderbolt. She is trying to just break in and go super-fast and get the attention of the Wonderbolts, rub hooves with them, and get to some sort of fast track to their team. But any little kid who's wanted be an astronaut or a football player or someone can tell you, that shit doesn't work. Rainbow Dash is actually probably going to end up hurting her chances more than anything with this. They think it's cute now, but speed and desire don't mean shit if her coordinated technique's still sloppy, she's rash and somewhat rude, and still doesn't seem to actually have a stable career path set out. To them, she's not a potential teammate, she's a fangirl.

>>27193702
>Rainbow Dash would get some serious shit for constantly disregarding, disrespecting superiors.

'cause, you know, element of loyalty and all that.

>>27193785
Actually, yeah, some dude got discharged last week. The strange thing was he actually asked to be discharged under it, and it used to be they wouldn't do that if people asked. Sort of the Klinger catch-22. My guess is there was some incident that occurred that they're not discussing publically. But, that said, it was all just a joke.

>>27193848
No, I blocked her.
Better put my trip back on

Guys I'm starting to think Twilight is the cutest pony
She's starting to replace Rarity as my favorite
What do?

>>27193839
Trust me on this Scoots, boys want nothing but sex. They'll knock you up and leave you. Now come over here.

>>27193632
"Well gawwwwwl-lee, Sergeant Cartpuller, Ah's jes' dewin' whatcha said, only I reckon I musta forgot to start fallin' somehow....."

Jim Neigh-bors is: Derpy Hooves, U.S.M.C.

>>27193848
A really clingy crazy half-ugly chick who's going to a bus depot deep into Sunday night with no prompting from her quarry?

THAT IS NO SEX YOU WANT. NO SIR.

>>27193811

That's where she lived with her mom.

She doesn't want to move out. Don't be so insensitive, anon.

>>27193869
That all of life's problems cannot be addressed and solved in the span of 22 minutes.

What of Fernando the manwhore? Would he be able to cope with ponyland?

>>27193874
It's not really a matter of loyalty to tell your COs to go to hell. And, also, there's that whole issue where the characters don't really act like their elements outside of episode 2.

>>27193893
Embrace your new ideals.

>>27193893
GIVE IN

>>27193286
>work on Sunday
I work all week and most weekends. Sunday night is the only time that I get to relax and enjoy ponies. Stop acting like a spoiled little brat.

>>27193781

I don't get it.

>>27193811
The location of Fluttershy's cottage just proves how the beasts of Everfree fear Celestia. The only monster that came out of Everfree into Ponyville was the baby Ursa. Everything else is smart enough to know to stay out.

>>27193606

With her connections Twilight Sparkle would go straight to officer training. She likely wouldn't go into a combat role, though.

Applejack would take to military life quite readily. I can see her getting promoted very quickly and commanding her own unit.

Rainbow Dash would join the air force and quickly wash out as she is completely incapable of taking orders.

Rarity would try for officer's academy as well, but without a commission she likely wouldn't make it and either wash out or wind up as somepony's adjutant.

Pinkie Pie would adapt and become a tiny pink rambo.

Fluttershy wouldn't make it through the first day of basic training.

>>27193893
>What do?

Don't judge your favorite pony by a single trait. I'm well aware that Twilight is the cutest, but Rainbow Dash is still my favorite.

>>27193922
Hasbro likely up and told Lauren and company, "Yeah no the pilot's retarded and we need you to break every character and Flanderize them because five-year-old girls are dumb as rocks."

Accept it. Rewatch Winter Wrap Up for confirmation.

>>27193919
I think he would act EXACTLY like Beedrill would. It'd be pretty damn funny too.

>>27193893

Reply to this post if your initial favorite pony is still your favorite after all this time. And say the name or post that pony.

>>27193893
Watch OWTEW over and over and over again until you hate her.

>>27193893
There's obviously something wrong with you.
How could you disregard that both unicorns are completely adorable?

>>27193925
>>27193926
But I'm scared.

Bronies, I need some help.
I'm a writefag, and working on a clopfic about Luna coming back with an army after her 1000 years of imprisonment. The problem is, I need some allies for the "good" (Main) characters. Any ideas? The dragon is out, since he almost certainly IS NOT going to be amused. Any ideas?

>>27193835
http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/art/Mirror-of-Impossible-Dreams-196377213

>>27193933
I think this guy is less a spoiled brat and more a spoiled asshole straight guy who hates on Rarity-loving gay guys minding their own fucking conversation.

>>27193973
Me.
Fluttershy.

>>27193973
What if Twilight was tied with Rainbow until I finally made a decision?

>>27193973
randow dush was always my favorite pone

>>27193398
It is correct, since he cared enough to post

>>27193985
>I'm a writefag, and working on a clopfic about Luna
Stopped caring right there. I thought you were going to have an original idea for a moment there.

>>27193973
Applejack forever and ever.

>>27193973
Rainbow Dash.

He'd lick their hooves. He'd wear a collar. He'll do anything for a dollar.. er, Bit. I could see him perhaps getting a job at the spa. Being a manwhore he must be good at massages.

>>27194016
Really? I got to
>bronies
before I stopped caring.