amphibious ponies, otherwise they would die

>see this hat in public
>commit murder

They need to bring back EVERYTHING from the old gens, smooze, tirek, flutterponies ALL OF EM. Even the god damn big brother ponies I don't give a fuck

yay ponies!

FOOTBALL

>>27185001
I find the whole idea of seaponies rather weird and dumb, I don't really want to see them appear in G4.

>Post in Alice thread
>Alice thread 404's 5 seconds later
>See Pony thread
>Wat do? Post here

I'm to understand Ponies value tolerance and friendship above all else. Would I be welcome here even though I'm an Alicefag?

>>27184842
>PIC
>Spike X AJ
>Pic attempting to prove Spike X AJ

>>27185039
Also, motherfucking Wind Whistler.

>>27185001
I think the setting is fine without introducing a clusterfuck of pony subraces. Seaponies were just created to let Hasbro sell more toys.
Of course, that is still their plan so we might see them anyway.

>>27185001
Great, Now I wanna go 2 the beach with a bunch of ponies!

>>27185053
Yep!

>>27185053
>> http://www.ponychan.net/

>>27185053
>tolerance
nah that's a /b/ and ponychan thing

friendship maybe though

>>27185053
Well thanks for the introduction, it was really necessary, take a seat and enjoy the thread.

are sea ponies the acquatic counterpart of earth ponies or do they have the three types of their own

>>27185053
wut da fuk is an Alice lol
BRIAN IS DAT YOU?!
~shitpost desu~

>>27185053
tolerance stuff is mostly /b/ and ponychan, but if you somehow manage to blend in and ignore all the porn/fapfics/etc, you'll be okay. If you haven't seen any episodes of the show, look it up on youtube, it's certainly more entertaining than these threads.

Is it necessary to have visa before entering Equestria?

>>27185039

big brother ponies would be redundat since this series has had males and a big brother from day 0.

Introducing more male characters based on the big brother ponies? maybe, just have them in roles no bigger than what big mac currently has had.

>>27185053
Oh, we'll accept you just fine. But you might reconsider posting here after seeing a MLP general run its course.

>>27185092
Unicorn sea ponies maybe... But Pegasus Sea Ponies? What good would that be?

>>27185092
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5AEpVuPQv0
now in spanish
the shoo be doo keeps the same.

>>27185001
And then there'd be porn of them.
One word: Mpreg.

>>27185088
Oh Hello Faceless!

>>27185112
No. You don't understand anon.
The big brothers have been racing around equestria for the past year and they're about to get back to ponyville.
All the ponies are going to be there and have a big party for them!

i only have hate in me and no friendship at all. i dont even know why i like mlp so much.

guys, I'm currently in a quest to go through every image on ponibooru

there are a LOT of them >.<

So what type of cereal would each pony like?

And if not cereal, what type of breakfast food?

>>27185190
oat meals and muffins for breakfast

>>27185105
>Massive pic of MLP universe
Holy crap!
...
WHERE IS THE MOON?

>>27185190
English Muffins.

>>27185149
uh, hi.

Guys im from a secret cool place and im gonna hax you
feels epic man
now im gonna shitpost and what your gonna do?
Nothing lol!
>assdominated

>>27185190
Twilight would stick with good old Cherrioes, possibly shredded mini-wheats.

if anyone says pinkie and oatmeal i swear to god i will fucking kill myself right now

>>27185190

Do I even have to say it?

>>27185190
AJ would just eat apples.

>>27185190
Derpy likes oatmeal for breakfast.

>>27185190
PINKIE PIE WOULD EAT OATMEAL BECAUSE SHES SOOOOOO CRAZY

>>27185053
Alice who?

>>27185190

Superior Equestrian breakfast.

>>27185190
Pinkie would eat oatmeal.

>>27185209
Lurky and Murky stole it!

>>27185162
>Random ass picture
What?!!?

>>27185190
Twilight-Total
Pinkie-lucky charms mixed with corn pops and froot loops
RD-Wheaties(wunderbolts on box)
Rarity-Special K Strawberry
Fluttershy-Cheerios
Applejack- Bacon and eggs with sausage. AJ dosen't have cereal.

All I want to see right now is update about new chapter for Fallout: Equestria.
Seriously, there is no other fanfic that is so awesome.

Is there any fanart based on the Bill Clinton Interview/game yet?

>>27185162
you're obviously Luke Allen

...or Tripfag

>>27185275
There were a few of the Glue maker, but that's all I know of.

>>27185248
Call me when you get a goddess on the box, sweetie.

>>27185231

>>27185275
no. and he was fed those answers

damn this looks bad. you'd think after seeing it around that it might look a little better colored, but no. maybe i'll use this for shading

>>27185275
Krastos The Glue Maker for season twos major antagonist!

Thank you, Peter Sagel.

I just saw Feeling Pinkie Keen for the first time, and it's the first (and hopefully last, I'm finally almost done watching the whole series) time I saw an episode I outright hated. Feeling kinda sad, /co/.

Pinkie's my favorite character, too.

Still like the show, though.

>>27185229
>>27185231

The Apple Family would have some Apple Fritters, Apple Toast, a nice bowl of Applejacks, and BACON!

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA! THEY RAISE COWS AND PIGS! THEY'RE EATING MEAT!!!

Are you guys in tears yet from my shitposting¿ I bet you are¡ anyway I decided not to eat any cereal after that one anon said it was gross. He was right. Thanks anon. Im not even hungry really.

shut the fuck up captain

>>27185336
here's some pinkie for you

Hey /co/, what's it like to know this is one of your kin?

>>27185336
What did you hate about it? It's not one of my favorites, but I thought it was okay.

>>27185336
sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who really likes FPK

>>27185336
Moar Pinkie!

>>27185336
Don't worry, you get over it after a while. Happens to everybody.

It helps that Lauren was shocked to discover that the message came out as "have blind faith in stuff" instead of "don't be so sure of what you think you know," and posted a public apology about it.

>>27185336
>it's the first (and hopefully last, I'm finally almost done watching the whole series) time I saw an episode I outright hated
Oh boy wait until you get to Owl's Well That Ends Well. Fuck that episode.

>>27185336

So You're saying you don't like Pinkamena?

Why would you make her sadder than she already is?

>>27185336
>>27185391
I can almost guarantee it's going to be because of the the belief thing and the "leap of faith".

>>27185246
>Fluttershy
>stockings
>thisismyfetish.jpg

>>27185380
i look like that. i'm not bothered by it since i don't give enough fucks to worry about what others think of me.

>implying this isint the best pony

>>27185402
You're not.
I know that it's Madmax's favorite.
Mine too, actually.

This guy, too!

>>27185447
then you'll want to see this

>>27185447
I bet you hnnnng'd at that pony dressup flash game

>>27185419
Wow. I've never saved a violent or gory MLP image before. But this....I'm ok with this.

>>27185421
I don't know about you, but he looks like your average human being, not going by media metrics of "if you're not slim and handsome you're ugly."

Hey /co/ ponyfags why are you all so gay and ugly? And autistic too forgot that there whoops. And why is tinychan.org so cool? They create cool spam scripts and everything but im not leet enough to understand.
PS your favorite thing from this cartoon is shit or whatever especially if its that bird. You know grildo or whatevrr.
Kay anyway back to /b/ with me!

>>27185428
Pinkamina is the sexiest pony. Don't try to deny it.

>>27185447
I'm just glad the artist didn't include the stripes on the stockings, or else I would have exploded. Twice.

>>27185500
0/10, made me smile

CELESTIA FUCKS LITTLE FOALS

>>27185500
>no sage
>in 2011

>>27185530
yes. yes she does.

>>27185336
My only hated episode is Owl's Well That Ends Well, because it feels like a fanfic and most of the VA's are phoning it in when they're talking about Spike. FPK still had that FiM inventiveness, just with an odd tone.

>>27185190
Somepony tried to feed Fluttershy some Rice Crispies, but gave them to her dry. She's now terrified of her own mouth.

>>27185503
That's not Rarity.

>>27185530
>>27185550
indeed

>>27185419
worst episode ever, stupid bird

>>27185503
Ponies are not sexy, silly.

>>27185530
>princessmolestia
ME GUSTA

>>27185563
Rarity is a very close second.

If you were Rarity's husband, she'd give you the best sex. Every. Damn. Night.

Here is the first part of my upcoming clopish-fic involving Lyra and BonBon.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RmBtfiACT2e7HqLQjWow0idGef3VbDCX-txIE0TL2Jk/edit?hl=en_US

May I get you opinions?

>>27185568
i know there is continuation for dis, post please

So looking at the last thread it seems we need to discuss the reason why the Apples keep it in the family, and whether every single member of the Apple family really are earth ponies.

Also could Pony Joe be related to the Cakes?

>>27185578
It's not ponies, but the friendship arouses me. I am friendophile.

>>27185595
>May I get you opinions
I think fanfiction is stupid.

>>27185616
How many friends do you have?

>>27185618
Got a new addition for you.

>>27185618
I must be the only not fat Pony Fan in this entire fandom.

>>27185618
those all look like normal people

>>27185606
edits only

>>27185499
He has aspergers and he's 18

>>27185662
Glorious 120 lbs race reporting.

>>27185684
140 the last time i checked

>>27185595

Damn Sweetie belle y u no sing in public!

>>27185627
I done with fanfiction, forever.

Right after Rarity's Generous Plan is over i will never read another fanfic longer than 300 words.

>>27185618
I finally look better than someone!

>>27185618
Bronies is these your picturs?! I cant believe this shit. You're all looking like sissy ugly fags with bad breath. You guys should be embarassed of yourselfs really. Dont cry too hard now babies. I know the truth hurts a lot

>>27185684
120 lb. master race

>>27185618
140lb, 6"1 here, and skinny as fuck

>>27185160
Well call them something else, damn. Sounds like they were appointed by the recently returned Luna to watch over the little ponies, sweet loving Celestia being none the wiser.

>>27185668
Twilight is way hotter than Rarity seems to think in that red dress. It's not too poofy at all.

>>27185713
You have dashed my fantasies of fucking you.

>>27185731
TwilightxRarity clopfic?

God i can just taste your tears at how ugly you all are. Oh my god its so sad. And its making me erect.

>>27185662
90 pounds, anorexic. I balance out at least one fat-foal in the herd, right?

I wonder how much Fluttershy weighs, assuming that the ponies are smaller/weight less that RL ponies

Pony should touch horns with other pony.

>>27185679
I'm sorry, what does diseases and such have to do with what I pointed out?

>>27185768
That's gay.

I am trying to get into the series. I saw the first two episodes and loved it. The Starcraft Parody introduced me to the show. Are there any good Torrents out there for the first season. I have a converter but AVI's would be nice so I can play them on one of my consoles or my phone.

>>27185595
265lbs @ 6'2"

work in another hour or so.

>just so this is pony related
who would you want to play portal 2 co-op with?
hard mode: no twilight or celestia

>>27185640
4 BFF, 5 other that I can tell and do everything with, 20 regular friends I meet at least few times a week and quite a lot of people you meet regularly and old acquaintances (roommates, schoolmates), some of them are unfortunately unfriendly if I mention the -phile scheme

>>27185750
sorry

what were you hoping for?

>>27185593
>>27185523
>>27185496
>>27185482

I have never felt more accepted! :3

Um... post links to flash games, plz? :)

>>27185768
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>27185800
http://www.dolldivine.com/2mylittlepony.html

futa!Pinkie x futa!Pinkamina

Who wins?

>>27185790
My Little Torrents

Pictures - 7 GB: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492897/26_000_pictures_of_ponys
Videos - 4 GB: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492793/Pony_videos
Music - 2.5 GB: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492410/Assembled_mp3_s_of_My_Little_Pony
Archive - 500 MB: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6496029
iPod Episodes - 9 GB: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492380/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_for_Apple_pr
oduc
PC Episodes - 18 GB: thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492440/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_

I myself downloaded them off megaupload though, tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

>>27185731
>candy apple red with a really short skirt
bueno

Alcoholism is bad.

>>27185264
So her hair is really a cream color, what color is her mane? A duller blue? The blacklight makes her look cooler, and it was the only time we saw her.

>>27185791

Twilight.

We'd solve every room in no time at all.

I'd rather play games in general with Dash, but Twilight would be a better Portal 2 partner.

>>27185790
http://tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

has all the episodes in avi, plus HD and stuff

>>27185834
Pinkie.

Pinkamena would be an uptight bitch with a small dick.

>>27185800
http://www.dolldivine.com/2mylittlepony.html

>>27185834
We do

Does anyone here have some ... kind of tutorial on how to draw the MLP charachters properly ?

I don't draw a lot, only when I'm bored, but I'd love to draw some ponies when I do.

Progress report on the Bonbon / Twist making sweets drawing.

>>27185888

>>27185859
Her coat, I mean

>>27185796
That I'd be taller than you.

>>27185888
There are actually many different tutorials, EquestriaDaily should have a collection

>>27185878
Pinkamina would be uptight, but she'd have a huge dick that would be ready to blow a gigantic load.

I'd swallow it all.

>>27185791
For the social experience? Luna or Fluttershy. For actually playing the game and having a blast? Pinkie Pie (or Twilight, but easy mode is unforgiveable unless you don't have your cutie mark etc.)

So what happened to Trixie after Boast Busters?

Derpy's special talent is stoically looking off of cliffs.

>>27185920
You have a thing for short girls don't you, anon?

>>27185841

Thankee Sai

>>27185953
I kind of what a girl that's taller than me.

But at 6'4", that's not really going to happen.

>>27185938
A few weeks of sleeping rough before eventually succumbing to the elements, cold, alone and unloved.

>>27185938
She rebuilt her magical prowess from the ground up, and began touring as an entertainer, charging entrance to her shows.

She still claims she defeated an Ursa Major. The difference being that recently, it has become plausible.

>>27185946
Amazing, who is author?

>>27185946
Does this guy have a DA, tumblr, or anything? I love their art, and I've only seen two things from them.

>>27185923
>>27185910
Thanks, really, thanks a lot.

>>27185938
She went back to volunteer at the orphaned filly's home.

She clops to the thought of Twilight too

>>27185791
Out of curiosity, would you consider yourself overweight? Because I'm 6'8" and about 225 lbs, and not sure what to thing.

are we still posting height and weight? cause i was helping a customer. somebody got 650 tickets.

i'm 6' and 145lbs

>>27185190
Hey MegaSweet, you still in here?

was wondering which font for the text you used for futa pinkie x dash pic

>>27186054
>650 tickets

On one of those storm things where it goes around in circles and you have to stop the light at the right place?

And where do you work? Standard arcade, or nickel arcade?

>>27186067

It's called "Badaboom BB"

Wow, sorry for the late reply, guys. Had to take care of something.

>>27185368
>>27185407

Thanks so much for the Pinkie Pies. It does make me feel better.

>>27185413

>>27185419

Heh, I actually haven't seen the owl episode yet. Should I brace myself?

And yeah, I did see Lauren's apology. Made me feel better.

>>27185433

Yeah, I didn't want to stir up old drama, but it was the "leap of faith" stuff, or more specifically, "You should just believe in things, without even trying to understand them" moral at the end. It made me pretty angry. I liked the rest of the episode, especially the Derpy cameo. I even liked the idea of Pinkie having a special power...as I said, she's definitely my favorite pony.

But, I think that maybe the confusing message wasn't intentional, and that Lauren apologized for it, so it's not a big deal. It happens. I still really like the show. No show is perfect.

I do think they (maybe unintentionally) wound up with an anti-intellectual Aesop that left a bad taste in my mouth. If the message had been, "Well, I should have kept an open mind, just because science hasn't been able to explain it yet doesn't mean science never will, just have to keep trying," but I don't think that's how it came across. But as I said, everyone makes mistakes.

That's all. Thanks so much for listening, bronies. I really needed to get that off my chest, and I appreciate it.

>>27186054
>browsing at work

You're a brave pony.

>>27185953
not the same anon, but my first girlfriend was a 4' tall chinese girl who was a year older than me. unfortunately it led me to loli stuffs
>>27186022
personally no. i'm trying to think of what else to say but i'm really not bothered by it.

>>27186067

>futa pinkie x dash

waaaaaaaaat

>>27186073
nah, it's this rotating table with holes in it, and she won the 450 ticket jackpot and she got a shitload of little things

and a regular arcade.

>>27186096
Picture related about the faith thing. Again.

>>27186094
Sweet, thanks.

trying to ink the pic myself, and thought, while working on the glasses, that they look like Duke Nukem's glasses.

so now I hear Pinkie saying "Hail to the King, Baby."

>>27185938

Went to the next town and had a show normally without retards bringing giant fucking space bears of death to it to get everybody killed.

>>27186125
I love this pic

it's awesome, plus I don't have to request Male Pinkie on Dash from MS anymore

>>27185980
Brofist on the height thing. I'm lucky; I prefer smaller women, and at 6'8" that's ALL OF THEM.

I'm unlucky because I think I terrify people...

thread stopped breathing for awhile there

>>27186112
Meh, nobody can see my screen. plus it's an arcade. not like i actually have to do anything.

>>27186289
genderbent Rarity and genderbent AJ?

>>27186294
>implying you shouldn't be playing DDR with every spare minute of your time

i used to fap to pones at work in the bathroom but i think someone heard me once so i stopped

>>27186096
The moral was fine, it just provokes a knee-jerk reaction in some people who don't really understand what they believe anyway. Science has never been about not believing anything you can't explain, it's actually the opposite - trying to explain the things you observe. By the time Twilight "believed", the evidence for pinkie sense was overwhelming.

The moral is fine, kneejerk atheists who strike out at anything that includes the word faith are the problem.

>>27186140

No, I'm sorry, but I respectfully disagree. And I do apologize again, because I gather that this has all already been over a billion times, a long time ago, and I'm just late to the party (no Pinkie joke intended).

I think that may have been what the episode was going for, but the way the Aesop was worded, "You just have to choose to believe it," was a mistake. Twilight Sparkle could have said you need to realize when the evidence has proven you wrong and made a point about empiricism, but that's not what she said. The phrase "leap of faith" also muddies the issue, since the phrase specifically refers to excepting something as true WITHOUT evidence or even IN SPITE OF evidence to the contrary.

I think for many, the issue isn't about what the episode was trying to say, but the notion that the episode failed to say it well. Especially since the show is aimed primarily at children, the fact that many took issue with it, means that the message was not handled as well as it possibly could have been. Now, it's a difficult message, so as I said, it's not a big deal. I'm similarly failed to communicate things in the past.

But, I still think the Aesop doesn't really work, in the way it was expressed. I can have problems with the show and still like the show, though; the writers are only human. Lauren even aknowledged maybe it didn't work out that well.

Thanks for the food for thought, though.

>>27186294
The jealousy on my face is priceless. I wish I had a camera on me but too bad...

Oh, I'm back from a three day camping trip. I smell like smoke and I missed you guys. Not in the loving and tolerating way though.

>>27186339
It's Rarity and Big Mac, I think.

>>27186054
We are? I'm 5'9'', about 155 lbs.

>>27186339
I would be gay for this.

>>27186347
>IMPLYING I'M NOT
but i hurt my leg the other day. I've been getting into doubles mode.


also any ohibros wanna go the the great lakes mall, if you see the dude with long hair, tell him you're a /co/mmrad and he'll give you free DDR games. Unless you're awesomeman.

after consulting my imaginary interlocutor, ive determined that anthro style is fine if other people like it, even though i personally do not like it.

>>27186294
oh lawd is that some ice ball I see there?

fuck I loved that game when I was younger

>>27186420
I prefer cartoon style anthros. More realistic ones trigger my artist sense, and I start nitpicking, usually at the snout.

>>27186371
I thought that you have to "choose" to believe made it clear enough.
Because that implies you can choose not to believe as well.


Anyway, I'm out for a bit.

What did BonBon do with all those apples?

>>27186462
Made some pies and fed them to Lyra

>>27186439
dude, that ice ball is so dildoes. in the arcade that i worked at before it was bought out, we had real skee ball. it had a proper slope, and it played so much better. also the last 2 had freeplay switches.

>>27186462
Fed them to Lyra.

>>27186415
oh i can see it now
>standing there chillin'
>tall as fuck indian sidles in nervously looking around
>slowly approaches you
>quietly mumbles "uh, h-hey comrad"
"what dude?"
>"UH! nothing!"
>hurriedly plays a few games and nearly runs out of there

>>27186462
fed them to lyra

duh

>>27186480
Where did the whole feeding fetish come from?

>>27186480
>>27186493
>>27186496
That one obligatory fat Lyra pic incoming.

>>27186462
Fed them to lyra

>>27186407
You are a bad pony fan.

>>27186524
>>27186496

Fed-them-to-Lyra mind

The diamond dogs need more fanart.

I capped this for some reason. There is nothing filthy. I was kinda disappoint.

>>27186370

Again, I respectfully disagree. The wording was problematic. The episode could also easily leave you with the impression that Twilight was actually being PUNISHED for trying to confirm and understand Pinkie's Pinkie Sense. Her scientific approach was all wrong, but instead of having her realize her own research was flawed at the end, again, she instead says, "sometimes you can't explain things, and you need to CHOOSE TO believe them" - not, "it might mean we can't explain it yet, but you need to consider new evidence" or something.

And again, "leaps of faith" have no business in the scientific method. It would have been interesting if Twilight had ended the episode planning to do better, sounder research on Pinkie's Pinkie Sense and apologizing to her for not believing. but it was a missed opportunity to talk honestly about what science really is and isn't.

I don't think the episode had anything to do with religion, but I think it misrepresents the scientific method and skepticism. Other episodes ironically present intellect and skepticism as being good things, which is why the episode feels off, and why I feel it was just a fumbled Aesop.

Why do you still watch ponyshit?

>>27186583
I've never watched a pony shit

>>27186550

Not much fan interest to motivate artists to do it. Only a handful of side and one shot characters get consistent art, or even get art at all.

>>27186583
>Actually watching the show
I seriously hope you don't do this.

>>27186583
Because even though it's been almost two months since the last episode, the show still entertains me. Duh.

>>27186557

Friendship is magic. Or else.

Which pony do you want to fuck the most?

>>27186638
>typical MLP fan
-_-;

>>27186638
None.

>>27186638
Princess Celestia.

>>27185946
haven't found any dA link or anything, but apparently he goes by "Moe" and uploads things to ponibooru

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/artist%3Amoe/1

>>27186662
>-_-;

>>27186662
just because of that emoticon.

>>27186638
Mrs Cake's taut plump rump.

>>27186638

Twilight.

>>27186688
Oh wow, someone other than me browses Ponibooru.

I am impressed.

>>27186638

You know you would

>>27186638
This pony.

>>27186583
Because I can.

>>27186662

>-_-;

>>27186701
Mrs. Cake has cellulite in her ass. You sure you want that?

>>27186734
Why do I find this hard to believe coming from you.

>>27186638

>>27186662
>-_-;
Go back to gaia, son.

>>27186765
He's obviously lying, so is that other guy.

Sexy sexy Celestia. Why is there not more art of you?

>>27186758
Of course.

A pencil doodle. I made Scootaloo look like an imp I think.

>>27186557
It was sloppily done, I agree, but the core moral is absolutely fine - sometimes there are things you just can't explain. That's not a bad moral for little kids, there are too many things in the world for anybody to understand them all. All of modern science is built on the shoulders of giants, not from scratch. Sometimes we do just have to accept that something is true, and sometimes it does take a friend to tell you to stop trying to explain every little detail, else you'll spend your entire life doing nothing else.

>>27186790
Nightmare Moon would be superior Tsun Tsun french maid.

>>27186807

We SAID: FRIENDSHIP.IS.MAGIC.

>>27186662
I came all this way to tell you... go away weeaboo.

!bgREVLN8FU, you lurking?

>>27186734
so you really think that pic of you being mounted by aloe isn't going to turn up again?

>>27186813

HERESY!

Summon the Royal Guard!

Celestia is a fucking sadist, she stranded her own sister alone on a desolate planet for 1000 years, you have to sit around for a while and think to come up with some shit like that.

I thought the FPK moral was good.

Y'all a bunch of butthurt atheists.

>>27186758
I thought ponies didn't get cellulite

like literally genetically impossible

>>27186880

Im pretty sure she did it on impulse

>>27186790
I'd only do human Celestia in a threesome.

>>27186890

Second

>thinking too deeply into a children's cartoon
>2011

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>27186931

>>27186931
What is the appropriate year for thinking too deeply into a children's cartoon, then?

Mmmmm sexy human Celestia also sexy. She would use you up and toss you away

>>27186958
1994.

So earlier I was thinking about what it would be like if the cast of this
show were actually real. I didn't do anything sick, or nasty. All I did
was imagine how funny it would be to see them all go to the mall and
seeing pinkie having cartoon physics in the real world. I also imagined
how similar I am to pinkie pie in personality, silly on the outside and
caring of friends while hiding a bit of sadness under neath. I kept thinking
to myself that pinkie and I would be best friends if we met. Then I got sad
/co/. I realized none of the characters I care about most will ever be able to
be interacted with. I'll never hold a conversation with my character that I've
been drawing since fourth grade, (Freshman in college now). I realized, that
while it's fun to watch these guys have fun, they'll never be able to talk back
to you. You'll never be able to hug pinkie if you feel down. You'll never see
you're character come to life and be your best friend.

They forever live in your imagination, and nothing more.

>>27186786

>gb2/gaia/

ho shit, that brings me way back

>>27186960

she's too busy for you.

>>27186994

If the cast of the show became real....wed be in deep shit

>>27186949
I never noticed it was both
>Four hours apart
>night thread discussing the show, day thread not discussing the show

which is hilarious

>>27186994
Dang.

Feels bad, man.

what is this i dont even

>>27187038
Rarity is that you?

>>27186994
AHAHAHAHA HEY EVERYONE, POINT AND LAUGH AT THE STUPID FAGGOT THAT WISHES PONIES WERE REAL WHAT AN IDIOT

I'd totally love to be friends with Rainbow Dash and Rarity in r/l

>>27186765
Getting dirty pony art =/= I WANNA FUCK A PONI

>>27187020
Well just imagine a day with pinkie pie.
And then imagine her staying in a screen,
never knowing you were even in her life.
Before she left she'd probably say,
>Of course we'll always be BFFL's silly! ^_^
And then she'd be gone.

You'd remember her.

She wouldn't.

>>27186931


thinking is fun, havent you ever been to /tg/?

>>27187005

Pretty sure Celestia is a " the More the Merrier" type

>>27187055
Haha, what a fag
I've caught myself wishing applejack were real, she'd know just what to say to cheer me up

>>27187079

"Shut your pie-hole, we've got 8 more rows of apple trees to harvest before nightfall, and evening chores after that?"

>>27186994
Pfffft, who cares the world is a little darker now why did you post this you monster.

>>27187068
overanalysis for overanalysis' sake is good fun, regardless of whether it's a cartoon for little girls or not.

>>27187108
It'd be a simple life. Doesn't sound too bad.

>>27187038
Damnit Sweetie Belle, stop taking my materials! You know that you're not a fashionista!

>>27187072
I'd only share her with Pinkie.

>>27187061
>Picture of your fursona fucking a pony
>Hey guys I don't wanna fuck ponies or anything

Definitely a more the merrier type

>>27187079
>>27187108
Applejack is the type who'd push you hard all day, then make it all better with a hot apple pie, some cool apple juice, and some motherly affection.

>you will never be an obese neckbeard virgin who spends hours at a time in my little pony threads and furiously faps to horseporn

>>27186960
>yfw Celestia could make people have orgasms instantly

>>27187155

you're the first one to get it right. congratulations.

but not motherly. she's a hot-blooded girl, i doubt she'd even bother with "motherly", just skip straight to the "affections".

>>27187181

Orgasms EVERYWHERE

>>27187165

>>27187165
Feels good because I can't grow hair on my neck and I prefer humanized.

>>27187213
She was pretty motherly to bloomberg
why the fuck am I jealous of a tree

>>27187181
>constantly

>>27187238
Rarity get off the computer.

>>27187238
Because you want AJ to be your mother while you fuck her senseless.

>>27187238

because A) she couldn't make a tree do any manual labour, and she can for you, and B) she isn't fucking him, which again, she is for you.

it's the way of things.

>>27187238
Don't worry, Fluttershy. You're a tree to us.

I would hit human Derpy ina heartbeat

>>27186994

>>27187274
I'm okay with this

>>27187281
>Jay Naylor

>>27187288
Oh thanks.
I really needed this.

>>27187165
>obese neckbeard virgin
u forgot autistic lol
such originality, ive never seen these fuckers get trolled so hard before
your a god, anon. Troll god. U want an invite to my secret irc?

>>27186994
Yeah, life's a bummer sometimes.

But pick yourself up, brony. I know how it feels to get sucked down into the blues of never getting to know a fictional character. It happened to me years ago pretty bad, with one Konata Izumi. She was so perfect. But the reason she was perfect was that she was imagined that way. Imagined to be a perfect person in my eyes. I am, after all, the target audience for Lucky Star. I know it sounds a little cold, but she was engineered that way, as are all fictional characters. Built to serve a purpose. Some of them just happen to hit home especially hard with some people.

On the other side of the coin, think of it this way: Pinkie Pie wouldn't want you sulking over her, or anything else. She'd want you to smile and be happy and glad. She'd want you to party. So, even though you'll never meet her, don't let that depress you. Focus on those who exist on your side of reality. Realize that the people around you are already wonderful beings who you can form strong bonds with if the universe allows it. That's how I got over my depression. I urge you to try it, or if not, find your own way out of feeling sad and remorseful. It feels so much better than dwelling on the impossible, trust me.

Love you, /co/mrade. Now buck up and smile.

>>27185832
I gave in to my urges and saved this thing. Feels like I crossed a treshold that won't allow me to go back.

>>27187339
oooor I could pay you to dress up like pinkie pie and be my constant pony companion!

>>27187300
Supposedly, he said he was going to make more art. There was even rumors of him working a commission based comic.

>>27187343
i just tried it and i couldnt remember what color pinkies eyes are and she is my waifu. i am a horrible pony fan.

>>27187381

they've skull-and-crossbones in them.

Has Jay Naylor never seen a fucking human face before?

>>27187339
Can I slap you across the face now?

>>27187339

>Ponychan

>>27187410
Why does he think skin is made out of plastic?

>>27187339
Kona-chan ;_;

timotei~
timotei~

;_;

>>27187339

>>27187363
You got it, bro. You got it.

>>27187372
Ugh.

>>27187339
I've seen a lot of weird shit in these threads but this is the only thing that has ever made me want to stop browsing them. Thanks a lot, faggot.

>>27187411
Yes.

>>27187324
>>27187339
>>27187453
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USvMWm-ZqvQ

>>27187339
Before reading this, I was depressed about the lack of ponies.
After reading this, I'm depressed about the existence of humans.

>>27187339
>>27186994
And i thought i was fucking pathetic.

>>27187502
Meatballs was an alright movie.

>>27187521
You still are.

>>27187486
Good. because while this may sound elitist, /co/ is NOT a hugbox. If you want that, go to /b/ or ponychan.

>>27187339
iveseensomeshit.jpg

>>27187372

This looks soooo horrible, I can only think of his other humanoid characters in this pic

Please Naylor, don't do anymore

Season 2 Episode: Return to Appleloosa

What happens when Bloomberg grows the biggest apple ever seen?

Ponychan's pretty weird. But /co/ used to be pretty weird in the early days as well.

Remember when people used to say things like "I've been watching MLP for two months now, and I haven't had the slightest urge to masturbate the whole time. I feel so happy!"

Say what you want about born, that shit's just crazy.

It's not that it's ponies.
It's just fictional things in general that would be better bros than anyone you'd
ever meet in real life. Why do you have to be like /v/ /co/?
I come here to get away from /v/. Isn't /co/ supposed to be love?

>>27187533
This raises a question: What would a pony's Cutie Mark look like if their special talent was being pathetic?

/co/ is not your hugbox or ur persinal xanga alright faggot nerd?! Im gonna shit down ur neck then rape your mom and ur dog AND you dad then im gonna shoot up your school
*puts on coolguy glasses*
Fucking assravaged that nerd

>>27187587
/co/ was never love.
/co/ was never good
We were just a board that was slightly better than the others.

>>27187601
>overdramatizationclip.mp4

>>27187502

>>27187582
The fuck? People actually said that?

>>27187587
eh still more mature than /v/

go to ponychan or something

>>27187543
Just write something, Faceless. Or post one of your older works in big, spoilered chunks like you used to.

>>27187649
>Or post one of your older works in big, spoilered chunks like you used to
Let's not.

>>27187649
I'm busy inking.

>>27187646
Multiple times. Maybe it was always the same jackass, but I don't think so.

>>27187543
Well, alright. If you say so. Thanks for being civil about it.

>>27187582
It's because in the early stages you can't stop thinking about ponies. That's why you're afraid to masturbate, because you'd think you're fapping to them which means you're into beastiality.

Also, you haven't seen any r34 or violent pics by then, which makes it even worse to ruin the innocence.

>>27187592
Two candy canes twisted together.

>>27187647
Ponychan is slow though.
Why do we have to hate on everything so much.
They aren't really that bad, it's just that most of
their discussion focuses on ponies...

>>27187582
heh, I remember that

>>27187587
Reality >>> fantasy you virgin nerd. U'd know that if you had a smokin hot wife and a $8,000,000 per year comtract with Tri-Star Entertainment like I do.
Lol what a faggot. Enjoy your nutt tears nerd ill be over here getting blown while im high on this coke

>>27187582
Is that any weirder than saying you want to fuck a pony?

>>27187646
I didn't say it then, but that's me. I've gone from browsing /d/ daily to just... not fapping any more.

>>27187680
You think that's slow? you should see FiMchan

go to /b/ pony threads then

>>27187712
And you think that's an accomplishment? You're going to get prostate cancer dipshit.

>>27187587
The posters in MLP General are, for the most part, not actually /co/mrades. Not anymore, at least.

>>27187707
I'd have to say, objectively, yes.

Everybody's sexual, even if some one's got some weird kinks. Not masturbating for two months? And being happy over it? That shit's just unhealthy.

>>27187662

i like the show, and i like speculation about the show, and i like fan fiction about the show, and i like the porn of the show aswell. but ive never actually masturbated to any of it.

its hard to explain, alot of it is hot, and appeals to me, but i dont fap to it. its more of a mental thing
spitfire is the prettiest pony, by the way

>>27187741
I don't think it's an achievement, I just don't think about it any more.

>>27187759
to be fair, some of those people said they were fapping multiple times daily, which sounds just as, if not more, unhealthy

>>27187769
That's not how you spell Twist.

>>27187712

Man, are you me?

>>27187754
I browse and post outside of generals often, just anon.

I don't know what exactly constitutes a /co/mrade though. I figure it was just someone that hangs around and participates on /co/.

>>27187699

>>>/b/337016890
>mfw I don't have a >mfw
So I failed the copypasta.
And I'm kind of proving to you guys why I despise /b/.

>>27187769
I'm not talking about masturbating to the show or any of the porn.

People are saying they're not masturbating at all. Period. For any reason. Apparently under the belief that masturbating is wrong, and the ponies wouldn't want them to be doing that.

People were saying things like, "since I've started watching ponies, I'm eating better (lots of apples!), and getting more exercise (like Dash!), and I'm not even masturbating any more!"

i stopped fapping for the longest time when the show was still airing. i dont know why. now i am back to 3 times a day.

>>27185053
Damn, you're even copypasting that from /b/ to here?

>>27187759
You, and 90% of the world, are not using objectively properly. God dammit Semi.

>>27187836
Three times? I tend to get bored with doing it after the first time...

>>27187829
>>27187836
Dude, that's me pretty much, especially the apple stuff. I really have developed a taste for apples since starting the show (helps that these threads actually taught me a bit about the different varieties; red delicious is shit tier).

And yeah, ponies just fucking killed my libido at first. Couldn't explain why if I tried because I honestly don't know.

Thankfully I am now back to normal in that regard. Pic unrelated.

>>27187889
I'm not following you. Could you be a little morse pacific?

>>27187889
Objectivism. like a glass of water over ones head.

>>27187922
Faceless, I only have a few pet peeves. Do not make me punch you in the dick.
>internettoughguy.jpg

>>27187918
SB, you ever thinking of drawing a male spitroast? like, snails, caramel and braeburn in an orgy?

>>27187918
Hey, did you ever do that roller derby pony?

>>27187889
That's because most people know that they and others are generally using it in a hyperbolic manner and thus don't go full aspergers when somebody does.

>>27187962
Very late last night. And it's sloppy:

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/130907231643-checkers.png

I still think it's a girl but I don't care. Dongs for everyone.

>>27187958
I will consider it but right now I need something relatively clean to work on. Paint practice.

>>27187983
People using objectively wrong literally stabs me in the face with their wrongness

>>27187998
I admire how you're always working on different positions.

>>27187962
i seent it

i was about to rage at these OCs but then i realized

>>27185963
MFW a Dark Tower reference!

>>27188008
If you really want to know, I know what objective means and used it the way I meant.

I feel that a sexual fetish, even an unusual one, is objectively better than a misguided self-hate.

>>27188055
>sir lintalot
>a filly

on my laptop it stops auto-updating after bump limit

6 people at any given time yesterday viewing Ponies Discover /co/. Far more than can be coincidence.

Every couple of hours ask them why the influx of readers. No response.

11 people viewing Ponies Discover /co/ at one time today. Surely one will be kind enough to tell me where they came from.

Still no response.

I AM SO PLEASED YET CONFUSED. WHY ARE THEY HERE

>>27188019
Coming up with poses is hard, so I gotta keep trying it to make it less hard.

>>27188085
deal with it nerd

does anyone have a bigger version of this?

This thread is taking awhile to wrap up. I usually wait until the next one, but I'll just do it now.

Delivering next fapfic request

Twilight Sparkle x anonymous human male, POV. I don't like to write in second person, but hell. This is for the requester, not for me.


http://pastebin dot com/0dNeULpm

It's a pastebin exclusive this time.

>>27188100
I'm not pleased, a bunch of them are jackasses and clearly from either /b/ or ponychan, here to spread misery.

>>27187759
I think people use to just be pleased at having innocent fun. Masturbation is often a cure for boredness, and people weren't bored.

>>27188144
RagingSemi, may I get your opinion on my WIP clopish-fic, plz?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RmBtfiACT2e7HqLQjWow0idGef3VbDCX-txIE0TL2Jk/edit?hl=en_US

>>27188082

>implying hate is somehow 'wrong'

VALUE JUDGEMENT VALUE JUDGEMENT BRAWM BRAWM

not that i disagree with you or anything, its just that my imaginary interlocutor would beat me up if i didint atleast highlight nonrationality

>>27188135
Reported.

>>27188135
I'm working on it, give me twenty or so minutes.

>>27188100
I just saw a Hungarian viewing my humanized futa orgy story.

First time I've seen a Hungarian speaker.

oh great a pony threa-
>summerfags,summerfags everywhere
>PONI R GAY LOLLOLOLOLOLOL I TROLL U
>so you guys talking about cartoons on /co/, well that's just retarted.

fuck this im going to /oat/

>>27188100
The story is linked on knowyourmeme, and ponies recently won some award. That may be it

>>27188210
>Going to ponychan

>>27188185
Is healthy (or at least neutral) objectively better than unhealthy?
I'd say so.

>>27188191
You do realize reporting pornography does nothing just because it is not under spoiler because
1. >spoilering porn is a user-end courtesy for the others and not a necessity
2. >posting porn on a SFW board under spoiler or not is still a bannable offense
3. >reporting these things will only under very rare occurances do anything
4. >only reporting unspoilered porn will render rule violation of selective reporting of pornography on a SFW board

>>27188144
>It's a pastebin exclusive this time

GDocs being a bitch again or something?

Anyway, about to read this thing, but I always feel compelled to ask:

So what's next?

>>27188207
I get a sneaking suspension that the phenomenon is probably unrelated.

Unless there has been a huge influx of pony in Hungary.

>>27188231
>implying I don't report spoilered porn

>>27188226

i choose to believe it is, but from a purely academic standpoint theres know way of discerning intrinsic value, it is somthing that has to be ascribed.

>>27188263

>>27187918
>>27188135
>>27186199
>>27185938
>>27185595
>>27185530
>>27185539

>>27188146
So, it's /b/s? I think they'd probably say hello or something. They're whats responsible for Love and Tolerance.

I suspect that it spread to a new forum or something. If so, I kind of want to follow it back and lurk on their discussion.

>>27188279
i feel bad for loling so hard

>>27188293
>Implying I didn't report those already.

>>27188242
The last time Google Docs had a problem it was with a story involving man on pony. So does this story, so I'm not taking a chance. Also, since pastebin has a view history counter, I kind of wonder how many views it will get without a google docs format.

Next up; The Rapering, part 2. Should be short and easy to hammer out. I won't say who rapes who, and usually I love to give details away.

Then for those of you who don't like that sort of thing, the one after that will be some romantic Scootaloo x Rainbow Dash loving. This one's for an exchange. Pic related.