Moar Ponies.

Deal with it. :3

>>27157096
I don't think that she can focus enough to use her magic for anything. She gets to easily distracted.

>>27157085

sexy mayor contest?

>>27157135
She focused pretty fucking well in Swarm of the Century

>>27157144

>>27157085
Oh haha I remember when that was first posted, and a bunch of metalheads were mad.

Is it wrong that I'm a Dio fan but I think this is pretty funny?

>I have trouble getting past Derpy in MLP:RPG, she keeps breathing fire, dispersing noxious gasses, and firing lasers from her eyes, what should i do?

>>27157169
Post a link so I can smack your shit.

>>27157144

>>27157164

since there is no jail in ponyville that means rape is legal

What were the best and worst songs of season 1?

>>27157144

How did Mayor Good and Sexy get elected, anyway?

>>27157202
The best song was subjective
and the worst song was also subjective

>>27157164
>>27157181
"Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

Mayor Mare: Polling the Electorate?

>>27157186
>"She will throw me in the dungeon"
>no jail

>>27157186
of course there's no jail

all criminal suspects get a free royal execution

>>27157186
Rape would actually be encouraged in the town. Mares are only fertile during heat, and that doesn't come around often. In order to maintain a constant popolulation, stallions are encouraged to go and be as forceful as necessary to any mare in heat.

>>27157218
see
>>27157225

>>27157221

Exactly, I'm asking for opinions here.

>>27157218

>elected

haha! There are no elections in Equestria. The Mayor was appointed by the princess, as are all public officials. Hence her cutie mark. Celestia only installs "qualified" ponies.

>>27157186
All of the females except for Celestia are incapable of giving birth.

>>27157248
I know.

The best song was giggle at the ghostie, I think it's called?

and the worst was sharing is caring?

>>27157242

...

This picture is necessary

>>27157186
>mfw this is my fetish, but I can't ask for more because pony thread

>>27157164

mayor mare and mrs cake: friends or rivals?

or do they share?

>>27157242
And now there are even more reasons for the scientists at Cern to create a portal to Equestria.

>>27157268
>You Gotta Share
>worst song
Unanimous. The only good thing about it was Pinkie Pie in cabaret dress.

>>27157299
GODDAMMIT HE'S EVEN GANGLY LIKE SNAILS

IS THERE SOME SORT OF PONY JOE/SNAILS/CAKE FAMILY TREE BUILDING ITSELF HERE?

>>27157292
>letting social norms get in the way of your fetishes

>>27157202
Singing Telegram
Winter Wrap-Up
Art of the Dress
Hush Now Quiet Now
You Gotta Share, You Gotta Care
Opening Theme
So Many Wonders
Cupcakes
Evil Enchantress
At the Gala
The Grand Galloping Gala (Is the Best Place for Me)
Pony Pokey
Twilight is My Bestest Friend
Cutie Mark Crusaders Theme Song
Giggle at the Ghosties
Hop, Skip, and Jump
I'm At the Grand Galloping Gala
Closing Theme

That order.

>>27157202

Best song was Winter Wrap Up
Worst song was Pony Pokey

>>27157294
The first time I saw this picture I was like "what the everloving fuck is wrong with you"

then I saw the Meet the Medic video. now I'm not sure.

>>27157312

>>27157299
Mrs. Cake (wat's her name? Cup Cake?) and the mayor have always been good friends, and lovers.
One day the Mayor dared her to sleep with a guy for once, she got pregnant and they got married, Cup Cake never wanted that.

They lost the foal.


Mrs. Cake still goes to visit her "friend" every now and then

>>27157323
It's not social norms, it's common courtesy. This thread is for ponies and images of ponies, so it would be rude of me to ask for more pictures of women with men's hands under their shirts in public places.

>>27157279
That picture damn near makes that fic worthwhile

>>27157339
Yeah, what the fuck was with that? Pinkie usually comes up with fairly good musical numbers, but somehow the best she can think of in this situation is THAT monstrosity?

>>27157305
"Gentlemen; we did it!"
"We found the Higgs-boson?"
"No, we found a way to communicate with talking, polychrome equines!"

World peace achieved

>>27157292
>mfw lactation s my fetish and most art ommits hore mammaries all together.

Also I don't fap to horses

>>27157186
Since we are talking about rape again, I finished that Dash Rape fic. It's still only counts as a first draft. Spacing and editing needs work, so feedback is greatly appreciated.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rve0x_SscgbRfXW1N86B4DY7yy9sRAwjZA2BcMJs3t4/edit?hl=en_US

Warning: Contains dangerous amounts of heterosexual Rainbow Dash

>>27157323

please, we have some standards

>>>/mu/18263488

Look what I made take place.

>>27157341
oh i'm sorry! did...did you want some scat and piss somewhere in there?

>>27157387
>>27157292
We should combine these two somehow.

>>27157357

Mrs. Sparkle wants a taste

>>27157387
You know you want to.

>>27157390
Is that the one you were asking for help for earlier but never responded when I tried to help? ( >>27154215 )

>>27157390
>straight shipping
get your creepy fetishes out of here

>>27157248
Best: Art of the Dress
Runner-Up: At the Gala

Worst: Cutie Mark Crusaders

>>27157428
Yes it is. I did take some of your suggestions, sorry if I didn't respond.

>>27157390
>You need permission to access this item.

>You are signed in as ___________, but you don't have permission to access this item. You can request access from the owner or sign-in as a different user

i dont even know what my fetishes are any more before mlp i thought i was normal but i eventually fapped to

>rape
>futa
>scat
>gay
>horses in panties
>underage horse
>pregnant
>fat
>bestiality
>incest

i have learned that i can pretty much fap to anything if its done right.

>>27157390
I need to request access

>>27157457
>>27157457
Derp, try it now

>>27157233
>Sally
Oooh, nice one!

>>27157387

Horse mammaries (butt boobs?) detected.

>>27157458
I wonder how many of those were because of me.

>>27157486
Try it again, still can't access

>>27157390
>straight

>>27157458

I can get off to all of that except scat

Seriously, shit's disgusting.

>>27157444
Best: Giggle at the Ghostie
Runner-up: Winter Wrap-up
Worst: Cutie Mark Crusaders

Fixed this pic up a bit.

>>27157514
I don't see a problem

>>27157390
Open up permissions you cuntfuck.

>>27157458
>mfw Futashit went out with a pathetic whimper and the obviously superior Rape is coming up in the world but is now going to over saturate the fapfic market

>>27157514
>that filename
wat

>>27157525
now do it like this

>>27157501
I've fapped to 8/10 from that list, never read a single one of your fics

>>27157538

>>27157458
bell eating mashmallow

>>27157517
i hate it too but the ponys shitting food fics gave me ultra boner. i cant wait to see what flavor fluttershy is.

oh god someone please kill me i dont deserve to live

>>27157458

Retardest pony contest: Derpy vs. Sweetie

Heaven or Hell? Let's Rock!

>>27157603
that marker
that FUCKING marker

>>27157590
This is what happens when you spend too much time in these threads.

>>27157622
Snails is the dumbest pony.

>>27157514

this site may prove useful to you

http://www.aidsmeds.com/list.shtml

>>27157622
Derpy isn't retarded, she just has funky eyes and an unusual personality.

Sweetie Belle is clinically retarded, however.

>>27157590
Here's what I think it will be.

>>27157622
Rerpy is not retarded. it should be Snails vs Sweetie Belle.

>>27157660
Sweetie could never handle his girth.

Wait, what were we talking about?

>>27157660

Snails isn't retarded, he's just Canadian!

>>27157660
Applejack vs Sweetie Belle

>>27157411

>>27157710
Applejack it's just silly, not retarded.

>>27157710

>Applejack
>Retard

Wut.

>>27157590

...Butter?

WARNING! SHIT FANART INCOMING!

>>27157710

Ugh, it's like two giant marshmallow wads of tard. Throw in Nightmare Moon and we'll have the grand trifecta of moronicity.

>>27157702

>implying there is a difference

Ten Smartest Ponies

Ten Dumbest Ponies

Go.

>>27157377
What if Equestria was destroyed afterwards and ponies had to migrate to Earth? How long would they survive in our chauvinist society?

>>27157710
Seaty Belt loses, no arms

>>27157525

Long time no see, muffins.

>>27157765
Do they become humanoid or stay magical ponies?

>>27157762
SMARTEST:
Celestia
Luna
Twilight
Rarity
Trixie
Pinkie Pie
Cherrilee
Mayor mare
Derpy Hooves

DUMBEST
Snails
Snips
Twist
7 more
Fluttershy

Guys, is Tripfag McGee around?

Because I, uh, had a dream about him. And he was a pony. And then the balloons he was holding turned into colorful smoke.

It was weird.

>>27157844
he's over here
>>>/mu/18265426

>>27157765
They would die because there are no serious illnesses in their magical homeland. Not to mention us from /co/ kidnapping and raping them systematically.

>>27157837
Only had 9 smart, add Big Mac

>>27157765
We could always use more glue

Kids run through that stuff like it's nothing

>>27157762
dumbest -
those two Trixie shippers, three retarded Rainbow Crash screamers
Soarin
Granny Smith has old age dementia,
HIM - cousin of princess
that fashion lady without own opinion that liked Fluttershy just because somepony else loved her performance
Twisty or what was the name of AppleBloom friend

>>27157837
>DUMBEST
>Fluttershy

What is this heresy?

>>27157762

1. Celestia
2. Luna
3. Twilight
4. Uncle Orange
5. Cheerilee
6. Granny Smith
7. Hoity-Toity
8. Dr. Hooves
9. Rarity
10. Spitfire

Dumbest:

10: Soarin'
9. Silver Spoon
8. Diamond Tiara
7. Snails
6. Applejack
5. Applebloom
4. Snips
3. Derpy Hooves
2. Sweaty Bell
1. tie-every pony stupid enough to leave Equestria and go live in Appleoosa.

>>27157837
>9 smart
>11 dumb

>>27157891
THAT'S WHY THERE WERE ONLY 9

I meant to put her under Smartest, for her knowledge of animals

aaaaand i'm off to work

>>27157891
>"hi my name is uh fluttershy and uh i uh cannot into uh socializing uh"

>coraline - Banned 129.1.224.14 until June 25, 2011, 3:23 pm - Reason: Disliking CMC - Banned from: All boards
lol ponychan

>>27157844

>>27157896
Appleoosa isn't in Equestria?

>>27157202
Best song: Cutie Mark Crusaders (well you know, it would have been if they hadn't screwed it up)
Worst song: Not sure

>>27157910
I major derped

>>27157762

Ten Smartest:
1) Princess Celestia (The Chessmaster)
2) Twilight Sparkle (Celestia taught her everything she knows)
3) Mayor Mare (She's not just good looks)
4) Rarity (Bitches don't know about how smart Rarity is)
5) Cheerilee (Teacher)
6) Fluttershy (Extensive knowledge of animal care)
7) Bon-Bon (Rhodes Scholar, believe it or not)
8) Photo Finish (Marketing Genius)
9) Dinky (Very smart for her age)
10) Colgate (Because why the fuck not?)

>>27157891

>>27157896

>Soarin

Why is he dumb? because he likes pies a lot?

>>27157956
It's a frontier town. Appleloosa is literally expanding the country's borders.

Braeburn's doing Celestia's work.

>>27157202
BEST SONG: Winter Wrap-Up
WORST SONG: Hop Skip and a Jump

>>27157924
>working on a saturday

i lold. you must live in america. i feel sorry for you.

>>27157956

Idunno. I think Equestia's the name of the planet AND the name of the country.

>>27157982
pies are well known for their popularity among the stupid
just look at applejack, dumb bitch made the pies in the first place and tried to sell them at a party with free food

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O28a0WccELU&feature=player_embedded

>>27157992
>implying countries outside of America don't have restaurants, farmers, food stores, etc.

>>27157891
she kinda is

>>27157992
Those are some harsh colors. I probably won't do something like that again.

>>27158002

>>pies are well known for their popularity among the stupid

That's true. I mean everybody loves Pinkie Pie.

I guess what I'm saying is that we is dumb. Dumb as hell.

>>27158002

My new FiM theory is that the number of pies a pony is shown eating/making/slamming into their faces is inversely proportional to their intelligence.

You are now aware that in the NPR Clinton thing, the question about "Chester the cynical adult" was originally a joke about "Chester the Molester" (implied bronies). But they dialed it back because they didn't want to get crude with Clinton.

>>27158022
Rainbow Dash is one to speak

>>27157603
This marker... it was made for me

>>27158051
And muffins are for the derpiest?

>>27158096

Muffins are for geniuses.

>>27158096
Derpy is a genius when it comes to poetry

She just can't speak very well

>>27158119
geniuses eat danishes. Except Heisenberg, who ate Danes.

>>27158119

Why do people keep calling Sweetie retarded?

>>27158119

Indeed

>>27158171
not retarded

slow

>>27158198
No, anon has been saying retarded for a bit now. Fucking anon.

after watching videos of the furry convention and hearing people make the %20 cooler joke nonstop i will never say it again. i didnt realize how annoying it could be.

>>27158156
when I grow up, I want to be as smart as Derpy!

>>27157762
Roughly dividing this into vaguely similar sections because it's hard to judge individual ponies compared to one another:

Genius or God-level smarts:
Celestia
Luna
Twilight

Above Average:
Octavia
Mayor Mare
Trixie
Cherilee

Average:
Fluttershy
Rarity
Big Macintosh
Applebloom
(insert named backhground pony that doesn't appear somewhere else in the list here)

Below Average:
Applejack
Braeburn
Scootaloo


Way below average:
Rainbow Dash
Snips
Snails

Seaty Belt:
Seaty Belt

Wild Card:
Pinkie Pie

>>27158091

>>27158198
retarded = slow

>>27158208
What?

>>27158218

I bought the RBD shirt from shirtsbyshift and now I severely regret it and almost don't want to wear the shirt anymore.

Fuck this fandom.

>>27158171

She thinks Fluttershy's the fastest flyer in Equestria.

Of course, Applebloom said that too, but at least Applebloom has shown some competence in the field of construction. She may be stupid, but she could still be a competent manual laborer.

>>27158239
I meant she's not full on DERP just a bit below age level

>>27158171
Her low scores on standardized tests. The way she keeps wandering away from home. The way she can't function without constant supervision.

>>27158234
>Way below average:
>Rainbow Dash

>mfw

>>27158279
When did these happen?

>>27158280
>implying athletes can be anything more than average

>>27158234
>Implying Snips and Snails are ACTUALLY stupid, rather than just young
They're kids. They're supposed to be dim-witted. They're not retards, they're just 14.

>>27158296
since we made it up 60 seconds ago

>>27158313

>>27158234

Dash gets paid mucho bits (have you seen her house?) to do a job that takes her literally ten seconds a day. I'd say she's pretty damn smart to have pulled that one off, especially if we grant that Mayor Mare, the one presumably paying her exorbitant amounts for this service, is the pony Dash had to trick into giving her such a large salary.

>>27158313
they're younger, probably 8 or 9

>>27158313
I kind of figured that Snips and Snails are sort of what little boys look like from the perspective of little girls.

>>27158313
They're notably dumber than other ponies their age.

>>27158342

They've got their pubert- I mean, cutie marks, so they're probably at least early teens. Or whatever the pony equivalent of early teens is.

>>27158367
Isn't that like 3 or 4 years?

Sorry I didn't read much of the thread but would anyone with skills be so kind and make an pmv with this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCzG2s27zVk
Rarity would be so perfect

>>27158338
Her house is made from fucking clouds

It was basically free

>>27158342
No, that's the general age of the CMC's. Snips and Snails are clearly young teenagers. They already have their cutie marks, and they pretty much act 14 to begin with.

>>27158171

I don't know about everyone else, but I call Sweetie retarded because of the wall-eyed pictures.

Also because she's adorably slow.

>>27158367
Everyone in Apple Bloom's class had a cutie mark except her, and she's supposed to be canonically ~8 years old.

Cutie marks are a symbol of growing up in general, not puberty specifically.

>>27158338
All her money are from inheritance.

>>27158367
but applebloom is 8
and the rest of her class has a cutie mark

>>27158338
Lots of athletes get paid crazy amounts of money despite being really, really stupid.

>>27158397
Like Dash could pull off that architecture herself. Though land prices for pegasi in an earth pony settlement are probably rock bottom, yeah.

>>27158403
cutely slow.

>>27158364
But there AREN'T any other ponies their age to compare them too. They're noticeably older than the CMC's and their classmates.

Dash's "house" is like a pegasus sorority. There are a lot of pegasi in Ponyville (see WWU) but not that many cloud houses.

>>27158338
She's street smart. But probably not book smart.

Sweetie Belle is retarded because HURR U CAN SINIG SCUTALORP EVENN THO U SUK AND I EM REAL GOOD AT SINIGNG

>>27158432
The most expensive looking thing there is the Rainbow fountain

>>27158457
...So she throws a bunch of parties there?

>>27158411

I thought they developed around puberty.

Like mutant powers.

>>27158472
That CONSTANTLY flows.

>>27158412
She's the captain of the weather team, an absolutely essential service that everybody would die without. If she's not paid very, very well, then she deserves her way-below-average rating.

>>27158432

'rock bottom,' you say?

>>27158457
Some might come down from Cloudsdale to help

>>27158472
Complex, solid cloud structures? Stone-style pillars? It's the same style of architecture as Cloudsdale, and I seriously doubt Dash is capable of either. She's also far too lazy to do it herself when she'd be perfectly happy just pulling up a cloud and taking a nap.

>>27158455
That doesn't help their case, though. Two thirds of the CMC are easily smarter than them, and well, we don't talk about Seaty Belt. It's hard enough on her parents and Rarity as it is.

>>27158492

>>27158509
True, but she has connections, doesn't she? I'm sure she got some help/materials for free

>>27158515
>>27158515

>>27158553
Connections? What sort of connections would a pegasi who couldn't even get through flight school have?

>>27158512
>parents

lolno

>>27158509
Cloud? Too much work, will just take a nap on a tree.

>>27158568
Head Captain of Weather Squad

I'm pretty sure all the CMCs are 18

>>27157930
>implying lack of social skill implies lack of intelligence

>>27158587
The weather squad of a backwater middle-of-nowhere, sure.

You many of you would wear this...
in public?

>>27158587

Oh goody, she can call on Derpy and Raindrops for help. THAT'LL get the job done...

http://twitter.com/#!/goldenrusset/status/84653607252803584

well it was worth a shot

>>27158612

I would. I wouldn't pay for it though. Maybe if I got it as a gift.

>>27158618
She stole the house from cloudsdale. Just broke off the section of cloud and dragged it over to ponyville.

>I feel like I should end this soon...but I'm still having trouble on how...

Agony was replacing what little pleasure there had been. Big Macintosh was entering her now, blood trailing over them both. He was filling her deep inside, healing the hurt he had caused with an ecstasy that bubbled through Fluttershy. The horrified shouts that could not escape her, were now slithering out of their prison as muffled moans. Pinkie Guy's throbbing increased, body tensing in waves as the remainder of his lust gushed into Fluttershy.

"Oh, Celestia yes!"

Breaking free her lips, the gooey substance plopped in thick globs against the granite beneath them. The taste of cotton candy lingering on Flutterhy's tongue, while Pinkie Guy removed himself.

"That was one hay of a doozy," Pinkie Guy was grinning, his hoof beneath Fluttershy's muzzle as it raised her eyes to meet his own. "But the party's not over yet. There's still all these guests to entertain."

The next in the line of ponies was proceeding towards her. His raging instrument ready and raring penetrate her. Fluttershy's sobbing resumed as she tried to turn her gaze to Big Macintosh. The height of her bindings denying her even the slightest glimpse of his handsome face. Relaxing her neck, Fluttershy's head went limp. She closed her eyes, concentrating on Big Macintosh's presence. Another erect guest was placing himself within her.

/-...Big Macintosh...-/

Grasping onto that thought, she pursed her lips over the pony and massaged him with her breathy moaning. Putting all of her effort into pleasing him, she wrapped her tongue around him, suckling at every last drop he would spare her. Only Big Macintosh was with her now.

>>27158587
Think head garbage man in our society. Important work, but not many people appreciate it.

>>27158606
>implying intelligence has anything to do with being a dumb piece of shit

>>27157387 here, just searching Pomibooru for something completely different when I came across this. What are the odds?

>>27158612
>>27158612
I would.

Now tell me where can I get it.

>>27158068
mind blown

>>27158647

>>27158655

>>27158638

The three of them picked a wealthy family and followed them around until they left their house for the night one fateful evening. Then, they grabbed the entire structure and flew it away while noone was looking. What they didn't realize until too late was that the family's baby filly was still inside! And that's how Scootaloo came to Ponyville.

>>27158674
>>27158655
Yes yes, we get it, Twilight is lex luthor, okay? Happy?

>>27158639
Well, what it comes down to is basically you either fade to black and let the reader decide, have her be rescued, or have her never rescued, left there as a toy for Stallions until they decide to go get a new one and dump her on the side of a road somewhere, pregnant and broken.

>>27158649
they are being sold at anthrocon right now. they said it will be up online by next weekend.

>>27158638
Why would she risk that when she can just make some goddamn clouds?

Oh right, below average intelligence

Sup nerds.
How's the manliness levels today?

>>27158674
Ed! EEEEEEEED! Would you forget about that purple uricorn pony AND GET IN HERE!!!
I'M GOING TO BEAT HER THIS TIME BEV!

I'M GOING TO BEAT HER!!!

>>27158772
Where's the risk? She's the fastest pony alive, who's going to catch her?

>>27158780
throbbing

>>27158672
>>27158672
>go to ponibooru
>see this
WAT

>>27158759
>anthrocon

>>27158780
I'm kicking ass and making plushies

but I never had any asses to begin with

empty house weekend

>>27158759
>anthrocon

So, we ( MLP fans ) are considered as furfags ?

( Yes, I'm kinda late )

>>27158780

beyond description

>>27158813
>Shortly after Pinkie Pie rolled over and fell straight through the clouds.

>>27158802

>mfw it took me so long to just now get your name

>>27158794
She would probably be slowed down by the GIANT FUCKING CLOUD HOME behind her

>>27158813
Cutesyboner activated.

Manhandle.exe initiated. . .

Shoe Brony makes the best shirts why would you buy anything else?

Well, there is that one RBD shirt as well but that's pretty much it. Everything else is just clip art. Better than Hasbro's admittedly but clip art nonetheless.

>>27158813
>go to ponibooru
>see this
I don't get it
lesbian butt babies?

>>27158835
what? I have posted few pony pictures on my facebook wall. I don!t want my friends to think I am furry.

>>27158843

What do you mean?

I -- FFFFFFFFFFF

>>27158835
k, I'm drawing the line here.
>>27158835 is right I'm not going to clop to that shit even if the fandom is turning into it.I basicly started with the whole fandom because people began behaving nice and intelligent...maybe next season again

>>27158835
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwnBmsZeaPo

everyone will think we are furfags now

>>27158647

Just finished that one last night.

>>27158639
...Go on. Pretty please?

>>27158749
Pretty much, yeah. It's unfortunate, but them's the breaks.

>>27158848
pff, like clouds weigh anything anyway

>>27158908
Dude, clouds are made of floating concrete..

>>27158900
No, everyone will think the MLP fanbase has furfags in it, and they'll be right. But they thought that anyway.

The only people who are going to assume YOU are a 'furfag' specifically because you enjoy the show are people you don't know personally and/or people who aren't worth talking to.

>>27158842
I can never decide whether dash is being romantic, or murderous.

>>27158900

many of the people in the threads nowadays are furfags

wait for season 2 to launch for the return of the regularly scheduled fans of the show

>>27158647
So, was Fluttershy pregnant recently?

>>27158900
>implying they didn't already

>>27158926
Those construction ponies are pretty cool. The little one has some nice hair.

>>27158952
Magic.

>>27158939
being romantic while in danger turns her on

oh god a related video was this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbUf2hbcEw

it says there is going to be a fursuit dance competition tomorrow. i dont want to live on this planet any more

My little pony Relationships are magic

>>27158989
Why not? So they want to show off a costume they paid quite a bit of money for. And there's nothing particularly strange about dance competitions.

I think you've let /b/'s rampant pointless hatred influence your views too much.

So FairySlayer's new fic is pretty damn good.

>>27159019
I would pay to see this

>>27159034

Link plz

>>27158989
The good news is that you don't have to.
There's a one-way ticket to Equestria waiting for you at your nearest KMart

>>27158967
Better pic

>>27158989

do we want to go deeper?

no. no, we dont.

>>27159026
you are from ponychan arnt you

>>27158952

I can answer that one.

>>27157744

>>27159058
Check FiMchan or the Clopsort.

>>27159019

It seems to me that more and more artists are showing the ability to draw ponies nearly perfectly on-model.

It's pretty amazing.

>>27159076
Wow, I'm surprised someone save that.

>>27159019
I love the pic
except for the Derpy x Dr. Whoof.

I prefer Derpy being a single mom
and where's Romana and OPPP?

>>27159019

Man, fuck the CMC. This is the spinoff we need.

Okay, don't read this fic unless you're certain you want to be grossed the fuck out.

I'm serious

you might even throw up.

>>27159077
No, I hate ponychan and everything they stand for. I just think there's a difference between setting up a relatively normal event with a costume twist and legally changing your name to match a character in a show.

>>27159019
>Wanting a show full of OCs
Sure is Ponychan in here.

>>27159138
Oh you!

>>27158843
It's my favorite oxymoron.

By definition, it shouldn't exist. And yet... sometimes... it

Continuation of the Vinyl Scratch fic.

You lean down, pressing your lips together, kissing gently as you stroke through her mane. She exhales through her nostrils, parting her lips gently, and you turn your head sideways to slide your tongue in. The two of you play around with the cherry, exploring each others mouths, and she opens her eyes to look deep into yours. The stern look she had earlier seems like it would've been someone elses, as her half-lidded ruby eyes seem to melt your heart, making you blush for another reason than the liquor or supposed foreplay. You slide one of your hands under her back, wrapping around her and hugging her closer, brushing her cheek with your other hand, still locked in kiss. You nip the cherry by the stem, and you raise yourself up a bit, the cherry dangling between your teeth, and she stretches up to bite it off, swallowing it after a bit of chewing. Her horn glows, and your clothes gets unbuttoned, pants unzipped and you stand up, letting her magic take off your clothes, and you look down at her as your underwear slides down, revealing your girth. She puts a hoof infront of her mouth, a cute little gasp escaping her lips, and the faintest of smirks visible behind it. You lay down again, face to face, and you stroke her belly again, teasing her teats, and you can see as she gasps breathlessly.

>>27159138
>OC's

>>27159102
Within a year we will we be animating our own episodes.

Dialog will be handled through title cards in the style of old silent films.

>>27159166
You tend to various sensitive parts of her body, dragging your fingers across the chiseled spiraled horn, making her shudder in pleasure. Scratching behind her ear, making her blissfully relaxed. Twisting and tickling her teats, making her body flush with heat. She seems to particularly enjoy having her teats teased, so you continue doing that with one of your hands as you let the other one drag further down, two fingers sliding across the outer folds. Her breath grows heavier as you slide your fingers up and down her vulva, not doing more than teasing her, and she grows frustrated, wrapping her hoofs around you, pulling you close, your dick slapping against her pussy. Your arms wrap around her as well, hugging each other, as you raise your hips a bit, sliding the top of your dick gently across her folds until it's in the center, and you press forward, exhaling in pleasure as it slowly slides inside. Her hind legs wrap around your back as well, and you begin thrusting slowly, slapping your balls gently against her ass, rocking her entire body with every thrust. She starts kissing you on your chest between every thrust, nipping around, sending a tingling feeling through your body.

>>27159138

Nigga what?

>>27159166
Like your pathetic person penis can compare to a full horsecock.

So what's this I hear about jacking Big mac off on his siblings?

That's messed up, yo.

>>27159194
ending;
You gradually pick up the pace, as her moans gradually get louder and more frequent. She clenches hard against your cock, trying to mirror your motions to make your dick slam harder into her, and you gleefully start ramming harder and harder, your balls audibly slapping against her rump as she's getting pumped in and out of. She clenches down even more than before, and the highest-pitched quiet squeak you've ever heard escapes her throat, her whole body shivering as she squirts, making your thighs sticky. You're fucking her as hard as you can now, and you're adamant in making her ride her orgasm as long as you can. You elicit more cute quiet squeals and moans from her, her inner walls convulsing against your dick, squeezing and pressing against it. You stop, leaning back as far as you can until you're almost out of her, and you slam back down, as hard as you can, and you repeat it faster and faster, brutally pounding her pussy until you cum inside of her, filling her up.

The two of you muster what strength you have left and switch positions, letting her lay down on you, head resting on your chest, and she starts humming the most beautiful little tune.

>>27159199
That's what I've been telling everyone who does HumanxPony fics or art

>>27159232
I know right?

Granny smith would take his loads on her mouth better

>>27159199
horse =/= pony

>>27159232
I can hear the sarcasm in your voice
Does that mean your gonna do it?

>>27159252
It's quality that counts, not quantity

>>27159232
>>27159262
Da fuck? Where'd you guys hear this?

>>27159232
Sometimes I RP as Anonymous for my worst ideas.

>>27159232

lolwut?

>>27159232
FUND IT

>>27159232
That was a while ago

>>27159279
>>27159279
No please, everything but a pic of Lyra crying.

I want to cry too now.

>>27159166
>>27159194
>>27159234
I FUCKING KNEW YOU WOULD PULL THIS, YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD. God, considering you won't even do rape, to know you'd stoop to such horrifying levels is just... Ugh.

What little respect I had for you is now gone.

I kid, of course. Fucking knew you'd do this, but didn't want to spoil the surprise for everyone else. Nice job, Faceless.

>>27159232

Idea!

>>27159358
I feel like a horrible person.

>>27159268

Sarcasm?

Incest is wrong.

>>27157294
Hah! Someone actually saved it.

And then used it to make fun of Faceless!

I'm honored!

>>27159166
>>27159194
>>27159234
This is what took you out of your comfort zone?

>>27159393
? was it a normal fic?
I skimmed the first and last parts

>>27159422
>make fun of
pffft.

>>27159432
You mean you don't realize the horribleness of it?

>>27159443
>not reading Faceless' fics in their entirety as he posts them

>>27159358
>considering you won't even do rape
he won't even do something as wholesome as
>filename.

>>27159468

>reading
>in the year 2011

>>27159476
push me, bub. It'll be another DT/SS.

>>27159234
GROSS.

>>27159468
>reading faceless' fics

STOP THE FUCKING GREENTEXT GODDAMN

>>27159487
Do Pedo!Caramel next.

>Sometimes i pitch myself ideas as Anonymous and then i do them to seem like I'm not self-centered

>>27159461
You're being sarcastic, right? Or am I missing something?

>>27159468
I don't read fanfiction at all, I only skimmed through it because he said it was going to be horrible so I was a little interested

>>27159399
My curiosity is beyond piqued.

Really, I know I'm awful sometimes. But that was me.

>>27159512
nope, he's as straight as a slinky, and got the hots for Big Mac.

>>27159509

>>Nope

>>27159509
>Not using greentext all the time

>>27159547
Make him molest a colt then.

>>27159529
...You're a demon if you don't realize it.

>>27159524
Who would do such a thing?

>>27159512
I think he only does PoV fics.

I imagine PoV guy is a muscular male in his mid twenties with an 8 inch dick.

>>27159524
You can't prove that, Vincent

>>27159569
Well, tell me.

>>27159547
>"I am?...okay. I guess I'll be going now. Tell twilight I said..oh nevermind."

>>27159567
Human in Equestria fics.

Caramel isn't enough a developed character for me to be interested in doing a solo fic with him and povguy either.

>>27158989

Oh jesus I just remembered I have a friend who's going to anthro-con.

>>27159577
>I think he only does PoV fics.

Sure, but you can always walk in on the middle of some shenanigans and make it a threesome.

>>27159351

>>27159592
It's... They're...

THEY'RE HAVING SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR PROCREATIVE PURPOSES

>>27159607
You should probably respect his interests

>>27159544

Which part was you? The one who came up with the idea, or the one who asked if I was going to do it?

>>27159641
OH GOD HOW COULD I NOT SEE IT

>>27159654
I'm the idea man.

>>27159641

...

Wait, so vanillasex is pushing your boundaries?

DAMMIT, THAT TERM IS CATCHING ON!

>>27159602
Caramel fucked Twilight as hard as he could and then came. The end.

NOW HE'S STRAIGHT. MAKE ME MY FILLYFOOLIN STORY.

>>27159166
>You lean down, pressing your lips together, kissing gently as you stroke through her mane.

If "Always" by Erasure is the theme song for Robot Unicorn Attacks...

Should that mean "A Little Respect" by Erasure should be the theme song for FiM?

Discuss.

>>27159779
attentionhorse.jpg

>>27159602
Dammit Caramel stop being so beta

>>27159725
Twilight would be very vanilla about sex because that's how the checklist goes.

>>27159821
No, it's just how the checklist starts. Once she'd done it missionary, she'd find a checklist of every position and fetish and go through them one by one.

>>27159859
Too bad the checklist is alphabetized, and the male would flee the room at the letter A.

>>27159790
I thought our theme was The Ninth Symphony now?

>>27159859
>"Caramel, come back, we've only gone through the first twelve! This next one needs you to swallow this pill!

Brony for Life

http://www.npr.org/2011/06/25/137386121/bill-clinton-plays-not-my-job?ps=cprs

>>27159935

>>27159905
is ass to mouth really so bad?

>>27159962
No no, Asphyxiation.

>>27159962
...I was thinking Aardvark insertion.

>>27159920
>>27159905

>>TwilightIsAnAnalFreak.jpg

>>27159962
>not thinking anal abscess proding

>>27159977
also, obligatory picture.

>>27159859
Why the hell hasn't this been written yet?

>>27159984
A.A. Milne

>>27160011
Z Z Top

>>27160009
Good question

>>27160009
>>27159920
>>27159859
Now that I think about it, Caramel is so beta, he'd probably let her go through all of them with him.

>>27160024
Because YOU'VE stopped taking requests!

>>27160009
Because Faceless is busy and the rest of us have some self respect.

Haha, what the fuck am I saying. You poor bastards will write anything for attention.

>>27157390
Bumping my fic.

>>27160037
SOMEONE FUCKING WRITE THIS. NOW.

Crazy!Twilight (a la Bird in the Hoof) x Beta!Caramel.

>like the show
>not really say anything about it in the real world
>go to brother's room to fix computer shit
>notice one of the tabs in his Chrome browser is Ponychan

God fucking dammit. This was supposed to be a curse only I could take.

>>27160112
Leave a text file on his desktop that reads

>I know.

>>27160112
Now you two can roleplay as AJ and Big Mac and it won't be awkward.

>>27160112
Replace it with FiMchan and bookmark the hyperindex. Tell him you will disown him if he goes to that hugbox.

>>27160112
Change it and his bookmarks to FiMchan.

>>27160112
>ponychan
>"I don't have a brother"

>>27160055
There's something on my list... kinda like it. Twilight goes into heat and clinically observes everything that happens to her body. Before going insane with ravenous lust and running off to rut.

>Giggle at the Ghosties

GOD DAMNIT! The song is called "FACE YOUR FEARS", people!

>>27160151
>>27160152
FIMchan mind

>>27160112
Don't replace his bookmarks. We don't need his faggotry.

I'm sorry for your loss.

>>27160112
There's no saving him now.

>>27160203
The composer has it listed as "Laughter Song" on his vimeo account.

>>27160037
Who wouldn't? No better way to keep things fresh.

woop woop

>>27160319
Not if she wanted to do it all in a row

>>27160320
I'm tempted to throw my money at you now.

>>27160320
>parasprites
I'LL TAKE 50

hoppip, you might be able to grab a nice market if you can make plushies fast enough. but plushies of non-main-cast characters. ursa minor for example

>We are the herd
>We are bronies
>We are taking over
>Resistance is futil
>You will be assimilated

>>27160350
>Tempted
Bitch, I tried throwing dollar bills at the screen! But to no avail.

>>27160369
also, make sure the pushies are filled with a moderately soft material. stiff mattress foam is going to be a little hard to squeeze

>>27160374
I do not consider myself a brony. I would much rather be called a ponyfag.

>>27160350
for what, parasprites or ponies?

>>27160369
>plushies of non ponies
do you have any idea how long this pattern took me to make

parasprites are quick and easy to do though
I dunno about 50 but if you want to order several I would be okay with that!

>>27160408
>putting mattress foam in a plushie

>>27160374
Kill yourself.

>>27160320
>no sheet on bed

why do all plushie makers do this

>>27160374
Is this nigga serious?

>>27160424
>>27160448
>>27160471
I was just quoting people from EqD

>>27160451
there is a sheet! three of them actually!

I just don't sleep on that part of the bed since I have a nice memory foam thingy but it's smaller than the actual matress

>>27160444
>do you have any idea how long this pattern took me to make
trixie? yes
but i assume, from the experience, you've solved several key design problems that will not be unique to trixie, and thus further design won't be QUITE as arduous

>>27160494
oh, forgot context

>>27160502
meh, ponies are what people want the most

>>27160532
>caring about EqD and ponychan

>>27160105
Again, I'm officially requesting this.

>>27160374
>see this
>wonder what /b/ pony threads are like
>go to /b/ (regret starts here)
>see a new pony thread, only like 10 posts
>all by tripfags
>avatarfags, OCs
>furfags posting maki (wut)
kill them all

>>27160532
You suppose people voting for "forever alone" were mocking the people voting for ponies?

>>27160532
>>27160494
I would rather fuck myself in the ass with a loaded 12 gauge shotgun then refer to this show as a meme.

>people caring about knowyourmeme and getting excited about it

so many times i feel like i am too old for this fandom

>>27160589
We both know that's a lie, Anonymous.

>>27160096
>straight dash,

NOPE.

>>27160621

Spitfire seems to be more popular with her hair down.

It's kind of a shame because I dig her hair up too.

>>27160621
This is the best ship.

>>27160621
Speaking of which, do you think it might work if I tried trolling them by posting this over at ponychan? The cloppy stuff doesn't get going until the end.