Extremely passive, with none of her violent ideals.

>>27150689
> Luna
> Violent ideals
Nightmare moon is dead. Luna doesn't have any.

Kinda like Twilight and FS with a hint of PP

>>27150725
She was Luna before she was NMM.

As long as she is ridiculously cute, I'll be happy.

I had seen some anon say that she was playful and fond of pranks. It'd be like having two pinkies running amok and causing mischief. I'd buy that for a dollar.

>>27150725

You have no idea what Luna has or doesn't have. She has had 0 characterization.

>>27150737

Second

>>27150689
I'd like to see her being something similar to Paradise's Luna.

I'd love if they kept in mind the fact that she's essentially been isolated from soceity for 1000 years so a lot of stuff is new to her

maybe they'll introduce her to nightclubs? fireworks? halloween? other stuff that goes on in the night?

i dunno about violence. but no, i don't want her to be some weepy gloomy girl.

i think mostly i'd like them to do something with the fact that ponies have lived so long with celestia alone as their princess/goddess that luna's passed into legend, and now all of a sudden there are two princesses.

I am hoping for a cold, distant, bitter Machiavellian schemer who has resolved to oppose Celestia through politics now that she knows she can't stand up to her in a fight.

As one represents day and one represents night, they should be pretty much opposites of each other.

Acts and speaks like an ancient Roman.

And can't stop telling everyone about all the orgies and gladiator shows that she and Celestia used to enjoy.

>>27150781
was that pic made into a fanfic?

Luckily she had no character development in season 1 so everything's still go.

I don't think she should be violent, necessarily, but I'd hate to see her reduced to a passive emo-bitch - she's a fucking god-empress, after all.
I'd think there'd be a nice dynamic if Celestia is going to be a bit overprotective while Luna, though somewhat unsure, is annoyed by her sister coddling her.

Conflicted, lost in the world, still habouring resentment that no one enjoys the night. Possibly quelled by TS parting ways with owlicious for Luna to have a night time friend.

Fanfic made into pic, more like.
Paradise is an on-going series, one of the best fanfics we have.

I feel the fics "Nocturne" and "Luna vs. Equestria" represent her well. Of course, then you also have the Luna from "The Sun is Tired," where she's batshit terrified of her sister.

>>27150737

Cute Luna

>>27150838
>including that owl
eugh
>getting rid of the owl and making sure it doesn't come back
I'm okay with that

What will happen when CMC finds their CM?

>>27150812
Fuck you and fuck yo- OH LORD!

>>27150838
Who?

>>27150824

that pic was inspired by the fanfic of the same name

>>27150834
An owl pet for Luna would be a much better fit than for Twilight.

>>27150810

That completely diverts from the resolution set up at the end of ep 2. Luna clearly is sorry for her actions and shares a hug with her sister. There's no more animosity there.

>>27150842
Also meant to quote >>27150824

How does it feel that Spitfire had more characterization and more development than Luna?

>>27150884
heh

>>27150812

>>27150884
Fine by me. I still want to see both next season anyway.

When she fought Celestia, she was Nightmare Moon.

All we know about Luna's past is that her sadness and jealousy over feeling under-appreciated led to her becoming Nightmare Moon. Literally the only emotions we've seen her display on screen as Luna are confusion, shame, and relief.

>>27150884
I don't really care, spitfire actually needed that development more than Luna anyway. So we can ship her with Dash

moeshit is cancer

>>27150884

I love Spitfire too she is cool

>>27150884

Feels good man. It means almost any sort of fanon is plausible.

>>27150735
Before we even meet Twilight Sparkle, we learn that having bitterness turned her into Nightmare Moon. no NMM, no bitterness.
>>27150812
I like the idea, Marker Filename. Maybe something with Celestia in a bonus bit at the end of every episode?

>>27150926
No, cancer is cancer.

>>27150920
Shut up, Meg.

>>27150880

yes, we saw her literally SECONDS after getting out of jail for a thousand years. Anyone is going to be overwhelmed in that situation.

What we haven't seen is a Luna who has had time to think and reflect on the last 1000 years.

>>27150812
Yeah, among all current fan interpretations, the prankster is the one I like the most.

>>27150753
>Save this
>Plan to make some of them at the next party I go to
>MFW I'm going to make drinks inspired by a kids' show

>>27150934
>Maybe something with Celestia in a bonus bit at the end of every episode

Or even in the background. Something you have to keep an eye out for.

We're more than capable of finding them quickly.

I want there to be a sad moment, where Luna is playing with other ponies, but as the sun goes down, they start going inside.

B-b-but..don't you want to play by moonlight?

Something sad like that.

>>27150942
Ponies are cancer

>>27150953

MLP isn't that deep.

>>27150953

I like to think she was like a abomination from dragon age 2, trapped in her own body unable to do anything

Luke Allen, one of a growing number My Little Pony fanboys known as “bro­nies,” poses with two action figures from McDonald's Happy Meals.

Each day, out-of-work computer programmer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.

“As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this seas­on than I had in the previous 31 years of life.”

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

I want Twilight to start writing letters to Luna instead. Completely "replace" Celestia in that regard.

>>27150838
Owlycious is already Twilight's night shift worker, and now also becomes a secondary mail carrier that helps Twilight and Luna keep in touch, Harry Potter style.

Celestia becomes jealous, and a bizarre contest for Twilight's attention ensues.

>>27150976
Those all sound terrible.

Try this one instead

>>27151002
welcome to a month ago

>>27150981
Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry to tell you... that you have Rainbow Cancer.

>>27150984
Seconding this.
>>27150978
Could be spread out in a 'noodle incident' manner across several background scenes per episode, each one more bizarre than the last as things escalate.

>>27151002

>>27151002

Oh. my. god. This man is just....

>>27151033
Someone draw up Nurse Fluttershy

It's cancer all right.. ZOMBIE CANCER!

>>27151008
>>27151015
Cue Celestia becoming all stalker. And Spike's breath burning out from burping so many increasingly threatening and strange letters.

Celestia doesn't let Luna resume her duties until she learns how to make friends. She asks Twilight to prove how much she's learned by teaching Luna.

>>27150984
That's where the fans come in.

>>27151015
take my money.jpg

She's an asspie, being isolated on a cold, dark place with no company other than your own for 1000 years will do that to you.

>>27151055

Does zombie cancer male zombies come back to life?

Doe they get zombie chemo to try and treat it?

>>27151002
>action figures

>>27151066
Twilight's still not all that great at making friends. Her 5 current friends in ponyville pretty much forced their friendship upon her, she didn't even have to make the effort.

>>27151066

>implying Celestia would humiliate Luna by letting a simple student "teach" her anything

>implying a thousand year old goddess would allow such an insult

Sompony is going to wake up dead

>>27151093
Trixie comes back in season 2 with an army of undead behind her to take her revenge.

>>27151111
Twilight was raped with friendship?

>>27151056
> Spike's breath burning out from burping so many increasingly threatening and strange letters.

This could actually make for a decent episode. Moral: Don't rely too much on your friends to do shit for you, as after a long conversation Spike gets 'burnt out'. The 'Dear Princess Celestia' would be hand-written, and teleported to Celestia by Twilight's own magic, in a plot hole that the show never mentions again.

Ok everyone


post more art like this

i'd like a quiet "seeking acceptance" apologetic luna. she could hang out with each pony and follow them exactly trying the figure out what goes and what doesnt. almost like twilight in winter wrap up. eventually she will warm up to them and become a part of the group, but until then, somewhat shy seeking belonging.

Need moar sexy Spitfire!

>>27151134
That's the best kind.

>>27151180

This is Cancer!

>>27151160
delivering

>>27151160

>>27151180
Yes.

>>27150849
It's easy to imagine an episode where only one of them dosen't get her cutie mark, and the moral is sticking withh your friends when your circunstances change or something.

>>27151160

>>27151066
Luna tries to make friends but none of the people who show up to see her really care, they're just Alicorn groupies. Everyone in ponyville tries to take advantage of her goddess powers for their own benefit.

>>27151234
Scootaloo gets hers first then starts acting like a giant dick to her friends. The moral is similar

My fantasy episode involves Luna/DJ shipping fuel

I want to see a magical accident episode that gives us a look at an Equestria in which Nightmare Moon defeated Celestia a thousand years previously.

>>27151160
delivering again

>>27151132
That reminds me of that weird ass dream about trixie summoning the Demonic Robot unicorn that then went on to rampage through ponyville with the song from the flash playing ( Blind Guardian: Battlefield ) and the words "Let the Nightmare Begin" Flashing across the. we'll say screen.

>>27151160

Luna is likely mentally damaged, like those cases of children who were locked away for years with no human contact, they just become feral. Same thing with Nam vets who were captured and tortured with sensory deprivation, when you have no stimulus for the mind to work on, you go insane.

http://www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/article750838.ece

>>27151101
Honestly? They ARE dolls. Once you've walked down the pink aisle, there's no disputing that fact.

I combed Pinkie Pie's hair with the thick-tined comb that came with her, and it frizzed all out like the show. I couldn't be happier.

Meanwhile, Applejack's tail is held in that position by a tiny rubber band; I didn't have a read one, but clear yellowish works.

>>27151287
that face

>>27151278

>Mentally Damage
>Little girls show

>>27151234
>Sweetie and Scoots get their marks halfway through S2
>Bloom doesn't get it until near the end where its her own episode

Nightmare Moon was such a shitty villain that I'm left with the impression that she deliberately assisted the six in discovering their elements to break the spell and turn her back into Luna.

She cut off a mustache, for Celest's sake. THEY HAVE PEGASI WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FLY OVER

>>27151332
What she gets TWO episodes all to herself regarding her CM?

>>27151332
>implying scoots would get her mark
>implying it hasn't always been her awful idea, to try and get their cutie marks doing the most dumb shit
>implying she learned anything from cutie mark chronicles

>>27151344
Because the eagles aren't the hobbit's personal escort service and sauron would have seen them coming that way

>>27151344
Yea, and just making the trees scary looking? Lame, bring them to life and have them attack!

>>27151379
I thought somebody might catch that.

The second season will ultimately have numerous nods to the brony fanbase, teasing with more material about Derpy and Lyra/Bon-bon, things of that sort. However, the most robust acknowledgement will be through Luna.

Unappreciated, lonely, and upset. Luna is, at heart, the emotions that drive many into this fandom. The failure to resolve these emotions will become the subject of an episode as the Mane 6 attempt to cheer her up and befriend her. Unfamiliar with such treatment, Luna will become unbearably obsessive about the characters, creating its own set of problems. Whether this reflection of bronies through Luna will actually be resolved or not is in question: she could have her own "Deer Princess Celestia" moment or she could become a tragicomic recurring character.

>>27151327

Why not, there is already one mentally damaged pony in the show

>>27150851
ITS BUTTON MASHING TIME!

>>27151344
Originally NMM was gonna be the main baddie in S1 but since Hasbro wanted the eps to be watched in any order, Lauren Faust had to cram the whole thing in 2 eps.

>>27151382
Derpy's face just ruins the entire mood of that picture.

One of the first scenes with Luna will be her getting a hug.

>>27151344
Best Luna characterization?

Luna was fighting the influence of Nightmare the entire time. She was the one who kept NMM from simply killing the Elements, especially during Twilight's little speech.

Without Luna's interference?

"I've realized somethi-URK" said Twilight, as Nightmare Moon rammed her through the heart with her horn.

"You foal! I caught you monologuing!" laughed NMM in triumph.

>>27151406
>Implying they wrote season 2 after hearing about our fan speculation

Seriously, the whole thing was written up before the first episode aired.

>>27151406

Luna will sing "Total eclipse of the heart" during
a new festival which she herself created to show the beauty of night. It will be held at such a late hour that no one will show up, not even her sister.

>>27151101
>>27151287
'Action Figure' was a term invented to sell GI Joes anyways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwnBmsZeaPo
So how about that Anthrocon. Its in full swing right now as we speak.

luke allen is in the applejack fursuit

>>27151454

Immediately after which she wakes up chained in the Canterlot dungeons

>>27151467
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES

>>27151461

This makes sense

>>27151344
It is unusual that Nightmare never really did much besides a series of tests and illusions to hinder them. I mean, it's not that sort of kids show, considering most of the other monsters/enemies were legitimate threats, the Cockatrice, Motherfucking Hydra, hell, even the parasprites.

The more you know.

>>27151493
That is NOT OK!

>>27151523
>>27151140
>>27151056
Lacking a Spike equivalent, Luna starts using Lunar Instant Messaging to talk to Twilight all night.

Hilarity ensues.

>>27151461
Well, NMM holding back the whole time because Luna had no actual desire to hurt the ponies makes sense. I don't really like the "separate entity" explanation, but I believe Faust made it more or less canon, so...

>>27151523

On an unrelated note: Flapjack seems to have found his calling providing "Special" services to the unicorns of ponyville down at the massage parlor.

>>27151493

Alright, I'm bored so it's game time. The following is a list of MLP characters and adult film actresses. If you can correctly sort the po­nies from the porn stars based on their names you win
respect among your fellow bronies.

EASY MODE

Peaches
Minty
Patch
Shy Love
Surprise
Violetta Blue
Whistle Wishes
Tra La La
Tiddly Wink
Misty Dawn
Lily Lightly

>>27151018
Thanks anon.

>>27151461
> Luna was fighting the influence of Nightmare the entire time
DID YOU EVEN WATCH EPISODE 1.

>>27151344
because she already knew she didn't stand a chance against the bearers of the elements of harmony, and her best chance was to try and stop them from embodying their element.

twist is a more credible threat than nmm

>>27151608
It's a trick question.

>>27151002
>>27151287
>mfw

'sup /co/

Have a thing!

>>27151033

If it spreads, I guess I'll be

20% cancer.

>>27151648
>implying killing them before they even reach the elements isn't a better plan than vaguely testing them

I imagine her still a little jealous of her sister even if she doesn't show it or even want to admit it to herself anymore. She would probably be socially awkward and technologically retarded because she was a whole millennium on the moon. I see her still using an abacus. I can imagine her having an artistic side. I don't know how they will picture her in the season two but I hope it won't be once again as a villain.

>>27151493

>>27151661
Thanks muffins, more open wallet images are always useful.

>>27151685
did you miss the last bit of the episode? The actual stones were unimportant, it was the realization that they embodied the elements that did it. You start killing ponies and twilight's going to realise she cares about them much faster.

>>27151683
>Rainbow cancer
So it's only in her mane, tail and cutiemark?
Just cut them off and be done with it.

>>27151683
What is 20% cooler even from?

I THINK LUNA SHOULD BE SAD ALL THE TIME

THERE IS NO SAD PONY ON THE SHOW

SO THERE'S ROOM FOR A DEPRESSED LUNA

>>27151728

>>27151728

>>27151661
Hey, original content that's not porn. Gotta save this, for novelty's sake at least.

What is this?

>>27151728
have you even watched the show

>>27151712
except they still had to be in range of stones to activate them in the first place plus whoops were down some elements guess we cant do all six after all but i guess that wouldnt matter lets make some trees uglier

>>27151728
Friendship is Magic.

>>27151728
It's an editor's joke, but they would say, "make it 20% funnier"

>>27151781

I'm scared too

>>27151493
>luke allen is in the applejack fursuit

That wouldn't surprise me.

http://www.npr.org/2011/06/25/137386121/bill-clinton-plays-not-my-job?sc=fb&cc=fp

OK....which one of you guys were asking Bill Clinton My Little Pony Questions?

>>27151728
GO WATCH THE SHOW! DAMNIT!!

>>27151739
>>27151766
>>27151796
>>27151804

>>27151781
Not porn? That means /co/ is basically ponychan now.

There's a show?

>>27151817
>mfw the whole thing

>>27151817
I didn't even know Bill was taking questions on NPR.

>>27151493
Now where did I put my Remington 870 (Pump-Shotgun). It seems some people forgot to take their medicine this morning.

>>27151406
>brony
>bronies

Please stop using that goddamn term, you stupid asshole.

Love,

Anonymous

>>27151798
There wasn't even a 6th stone there, the range argument doesn't hold water.

>>27151824
>>27151827
What episode is it from

Not porn?! Well, that has to be rectified.

>>27151857
green is not your colour.

>>27151817

>Krastos the Glue Maker

I think we just found a new villain for season 2.

>>27151853
You can't stop Hasbro from using it, faggot

>>27151857
Suited For Success, during the second part of the song.

>>27151817
Somebody on NPR staff is a pony fan.
It's the only explanation.

God damn furfags and fucking ponychan, I wish they would just cease to exist.

lets take a poll: how many bits would you pay to see the first episode of season two?

allofmybits.jpg

i had a few ponies on my desk at work but after seeing the furry convention i had to bring them home. i still like ponies i just cant let anyone else know now.

>>27151854
twilight was in range of the other five when the sixth appeared plus hey those fragments liked moving when they were there instead of just appearing out of nothing too

>>27151717

That's fucked up. There aren't even any sex organs showing, and I'm aroused by this.

What the hell.

>>27151932

Just a tidbit maybe a nigbit even.

>>27151932

the fuck is this picture

I understand the king of the hill reference but what's with all that crap around it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKwbptphnVU

>>27151938

Them butts, man. Them butts.

Why didn't Nightmare Moon just move the elements out of the temple place? Imagine if they had showed up and nothing was there.

>>27151938

That's the power of dat plot.

>>27151957
I think it's a screen shot from the 'night of pony' music video on youtube.

>>27151493
Kill it with fire

>>27151713
>>27151033
The operation was successful!
Rainbow Dash is cured!

>>27151493

Can I call a tactical nuke strike on the location of anthrocon?

>>27152008
At least she looks happy...

>>27151932

Quite a few bits.

I'd have to get some bits first though, so I'd probably use normal money.

>>27151957

It's fro a montage slideshow thing from a video called 'Night of Pony' I think.

>>27152008

My god...

That horse is flying!

>>27151974

Its a kid show just deal with it

>>27152008

OH GOD SHE'S NAKED

Say there's an episode where Luna goes missing

sometimes i wish ponies was steel

>>27151493
The fucking comments on the video

Thanks for you all the comments, folks. And don't worry about the trolls; haters gonna hate. This con has actually been more about ponies than anything else for me this year, and judging by what I've seen, it seems like that for many others too.

Friendship is magic!
(Uploader)

Holy crap. I expected someone to make MLP fursuits at some point but I wasn't expecting them to be *this* awesome. I applaud whoever made them for being so awesome :D
SulphurTea

:D AWESOME! I WANT A RAINBOW DASH SUIT!

is there a full version of this video?

also:

haters gonna hate!

but for real....are you selling those suits or making more....

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
JimRaynorRaider

>>27152107
Instead of marshmallow?

I wish ponies where real.

>>27152107
>sometimes i wish ponies could feel

i wish pony was real and i was little girl so i can hug pone

>>27152024
But what about the collateral dama-
>Pittsburgh
Proceed.

>>27152024

David L Lawrence Convention Center
1000 Fort Duquesne Boulevard, Pittsburgh, PA

>>27152219

i cant tell if this is plot or not

>>27152310
IT HURTS TO LIVE

>>27151493
"They[Hasbro] need to fire their whole toy division and hire new people from the fandom"
>>From the fandom
>>fandom

So whose ready to see ponysona toys and sexually explicit pony toys?

>>mfw when I watch the entire thing

TOAST!

>>27152310
AJ... there may be something wrong with your limbs there.

>>27152350

Ponies with attachable dicks and large bellies.

Also if you poke their butthole they start crying.

>>27151493
Why do I have an odd feeling that Shawn is going to post the stuff from Anthrocon on Equestria Daily?

>>27152460
uh..yeah.. about that..
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/nightly-roundup-17.html#more

>>27152460
the furry speaking mentions equestriadaily and the crowd cheers. of course blog brony is going to post that.

a good samefag waits some time between posts, I see

>>27152350
Dibbs on management VP.

>>27152569
I'd like to request a pillory accessory for the Fluttershy set once you get the job.

>>27152569
Sorry were looking for people from Ponychan not that vile piece of trash known as 4chan

you flutterfucker

Minor detail, but I thought I'd ask: Is it more believable Rarity could manipulate some colts around town (as she did in Best Night Ever) into pretending to be royal guards, or is it plausible that with her upper-class connections she could actually call in a favor with the guards themselves?

I personally think Rarity has the clout for it.

>>27151817
A former President of the United States is being asked questions about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on a national radio show.

I wanted to write that sentence out so that I could take it in more. And also the fact that Bill answered all of the questions right LIKE A BOSS.

>>27152398

This is both sad and true. Two-times bonus!

So what did I miss today?

So I told my mom today that I got my dad to watch MLP:FIS and she's like "DAMMIT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SUCH A MANCHILD, HE BETTER NOT FORGET TO SEND US THAT CHECK THIS WEEK"

Dammit why is my mom such a gold digger

Should I kill her

>>27152602
...You know Beedrill is the only one who takes offense to that nickname, right? And then he calls us 'furfuckers' as a response.

Just FYI.

>>27152602

Faceless is not the flutterfucker idiot

>>27152602
>flutterfucker

How rude! I am Ser Ponyfucker, coitus maximus! (except for diamond tiara, snips or silver spoon. those can burn in polystyrene hell.)

The term brony has become derogatory to me, I really hope the Hub never uses it ever again

I... like... using... ellipsis... too...

>>27152631

She is a nigger

>>27151817
PONIES HAVE NOW BEGUN THEIR INFILTRATION THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

BILL WILL NOW TALK ABOUT PONIES WITH HILLARY

THEN HILLARY WITH BARACK

AND THEN HE WILL GIVE A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

AND IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN

THERE WILL BE

PINKIE PIE DOLL

>>27152630
Nothing much. Just the former president of the united states answering some pony questions.

>>27152662
since the term bronies is pretty much hated over here now, is /co/lts an okay alternative?

>>27152672
I like Ponies.

>>27152705
Why not just 'fans of the show'?

>>27152657

But diamond tiara is hot!

>>27152602
>>27152651
>>27152652
>>27152657

Is it time to ruin Beedrill's day already! Wait! I have to troll him!

>>27152705

I'm ok with "/co/lts", as long as it isn't overused.

"/co/mrade" will never dies though.

>>27152701
>implying Obama hasn't already been assimilated into the herd by his daughters

>>27152720
I like that one.

>>27152720
too long
But everybody is going to call us bronies anyway, whether we like it or not
forever etc etc

>>27152720

That's gay.

You're gay.

>>27152723
To me, personality is of equal value as looks.

>>27152705
How about
and I think this is really clever
Fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

>>27152720
This. I like the show and related content, I don't feel the need to label myself as part of some super special secret club.

>>27152705

I'm ok with that, at least nobody else should be able to hijack it

>>27152621
As soon as I heard that line about "the right to mate", I could tell the interviewer must browse these threads.

>>27152702

Bill Clinton's a pony fan?

Dear baby jesus let this come up on the Daily Show/Colbert Report next week.

>>27152720
it can be twisted

plus it refers to (some parts of) ponychan too

whereas /co/lts is just for us

My Little Centaur General?

>>27152741
Black people don't play with ponies. That's retroactively exclusive to white people.

>>27152787
Apparently no, but he was asked questions about MLP in a game show, they were pretty easy to solve even for somebody who has no idea about FiM.

>i will never buy pony toys
>i will never fap to ponies
>i will never fap to futa
>i will never fap to scat
>i will never fap to gay horse porn
>i will never fap to porn fics
>i will never fap to cmc

this is what i told myself in the beginning but i ended up doing it all. fuck you /co/ you did this to me

>>27152701
>>27152702
US government started negotiation with Equestrian rebels, they need support to overthrow the dictatorship.

>>27152836
ohai weaver.

>>27152827

I haven't bought any toys, because they're all off-model.

I don't like gay ponies. And scat disgusts me.

Everything else on that list is fine though.

>>27152787
So, speculation time, guys. Let's say Bill Clinton's association with MLP does get serious media attention.

Can we all agree that this, for the most part, would be a good thing for the fandom? I mean, plenty of people think he's a perv but I don't think anyone will disagree that he's one smooth motherfucker and the very least he's someone who's hugely successful as opposed to an unemployed autistic virgin

>>27152827
>>27152827
>>27152827

>>27152793
I'd figure context clues in whatever people are discussing would be able to tell you who you're talking about.

I just don't think everything needs to be labeled and categorized, as there's grey areas in everything. Many people that sick around here still branch out a bit into other pony sections of the internet.

>>27152827
CMC?

>>27152841

The United States government will not enter into negotiations with a dictator like Princess Celestia.

Ready the warheads

>>27151180

>pony porn

sure

>anthropos porn

sure

>anthromorphized animals

eeehhhhh


yeah yeah i get that its all opinions and subjective and whatnot, but when you combine the two paradigms it just goes right into uncanny valley for me

>>27152827
All we did was loosen the door.
You let the dog out.

>>27152887
Cute, taut, markless asses? why yes sir, I do like it.

>>27152862
Someone is on Cloud 9 right now.

>>27152827
I was into futa and was openly bisexual long before I joined this fandom. Scat and bestiality still disgust me though. And I haven't bought any toys.

I'm thinking of trying my hand and making my own figurine though..

>>27152910
I hope they at least bought her dinner first.

>>27152862
Bill Clinton is an unemployed furfag.
Pass it on.

>>27152827
>mfw I still haven't done any of those

Clinton had an affair with Rarity, but she kept the stained saddle for evidence

>>27152904

dammit faceless!

>>27152887

>>27152862
Well, I'd rather see his face represent us than Luke Allen's. Granted, the questions he did answer could've been answered by pretty much anybody, but most if news sources keep up their awful journalistic work in regards to FiM, they probably won't notice.

>>27152933
I think buying supplies to make your own pony toys would count as buying pony toys.

>>27152827
I haven't done any of these things. Not sure if I deserve this feeling of superiority.

>>27152955
I disagree. That's like saying because an author had to buy the pens, paper and publishing rights, he bought his own book.

>>27152933
>2011
>hasn't fapped to futa at least once just to see if they like it

Vanillasexual detected

>>27152950
Oh damn me, damn me to hell for wanting dat flank.

>>27152618

They are household guard. They would tell her to fuck off and probably report her request.

>>27152933

Insert a fleshlight in your plushies and you can start right now

>>27152991
hestillgetsacopyofhisownbookthoughwhenitspublishedyouknow

and if the end product is a pony, that counts as buying, to some degree, a toy.

>>27152992

Vanillasexual?

>>27152618
Why does Celestia need guards?

Is it actually possible for her to be mortally wounded?

>>27153040
It's just formality, and probably guarding her property.

>>27153028
Yes.

Original noun, do not steal

>>27152618

Well considering she's a filthy whore, I'm sure she has offered her body in exchange for favors.

>>27153040
crowd control
task performers

>>27152910
I prefer those couchlock highs, I love a super strong indica that hits you like a semi.

>>27152618
Considering all the guards are male, and there are quite a few of them, it probably wouldn't be hard for Rarity (with her huge network of social connections) to find three with job-losing secrets she could use to blackmail them.

>>27153040

I'm gonna say...

Yes? Maybe? I guess if she was overwhelmed.

Or if her most faithful student betrayed her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtlSOMgacDU

Bill Clinton NPR thing

>>27153066
>hits you like a semi.

Sir, I do not believe you and I have the same definition of that phrase. I've seen Maximum Overdrive.

Have you?

>>27152723
i needed an excuse to post this again

SAGAL: So here we go. You ready to do this? One of the current My Little Ponys is Rarity. That is her name, Rarity. What is her particular enthusiasm? A: she loves her little line of toys called My Even Tinier Ponies.

(Soundbite of laughter)

SAGAL: B: giving other ponies makeovers. Or C: eating paste.

(Soundbite of laughter)

President CLINTON: Eating what?

SAGAL: Eating past, sir, Mr. President.

President CLINTON: P-A-S-T-E?

SAGAL: P-A-S-T-E, paste, sir.

President CLINTON: B.

.

NO YOU FAGGOT ITS C) PASTE SHE LOVES PASTE!!! UGGH SO MAD

>>27153040

Celestia dies but is reincarnated, like Buddha

>>27153066
Nope, fuck that.
It's all about that pure sativa.

>>27153057

Would a vanillasexual... have sex with vanilla?

>>27153040

Equestria has laws and the royal guard serve as authority who uphold them.

>>27152992
>vanillasexual
sounds delicious!

>>27153028
Futa art is two minutes from vanilla yuri/pegging most of the time so his silly attempt at making you seem 'plain' falls short.

Seriously. A few lines, a bit of color and suddenly futa becomes standard yuri.

>>27153103
if I had a face I would slam it against my desk.

>What is, ONE plus ONE?
>A) Banana.
>B) 2.
>C) Space.

that's the level of difficulty.

>>27153040
I figure they're just there to keep normal ponies off her back. A god-empress that's almost twice as tall as her subjects is bound to draw crowds and attention wherever she goes.

>>27153040

Probably real answer: Tradition.

My head canon: They are a society of stallions that sacrifice everything, undergoing a an incredibly potent magical transformation that renders them hardened to the horrors outside of Equestria. The unfortunate side effect is that magic this strong is unendurable in the long term- the guards are very short lived. Not only does the process erase all sense of individuality from the guards, it renders them almost clones of one another. They are then clad in armor covered in magic sigils and inscriptions done by the princess herself.

These magic infused superponies stand watch against the horrors that gnaw at equestria's borders- the princess can't be everywhere at once.

>>27153103
>>Rarity
>>eating Paste

Someone get to drawing this ASAP

>>27153133

I will have sex with marshmallows so im okay with vanilla too

>>27153140
The only supreme law in Equestria is pony must lick pony, so it is written

>>27153131
Sativas have a racy quality that I don't like. Hybrids balance out the raciness with some indica qualities, pure sativas like Apollo 11 are too speedy for me.

>>27153206

Second

>>27153184
I wrote a short story about her consuming glue and gemstones and then vomiting all over her dresses. It also involves her maiming G3 Rainbow Dash.

>>27153171

I'd imagine it's more of a Dragon Age Templars scenario. They go through certain training and indoctrination and are maybe even tied to Celestia through some kind of magical power, but they still possess individuality.

Although the lifespan thing might be true.

Question: Are the Wonderbolts part of the royal military?

>>27153256
I would say that you're fucked up, but then I'd be a hypocrite.

>>27153275

No, they are just artists and performers

>>27153275

I would guess no, because they have ponies that aren't white, as well as female members.

>>27153256

Sounds more like something Sweetie Belle would do in an adorably misguided effort to help her sister.

>>27153322

Wrong, they are the elite of Celestia's Royal Air Force.

>>27153341
You think Celestia allows her male guards to bathe her?

I don't .

what do you think is the worst thing about this pic

>>27153345

This needs to be drawn! Is there a drawfag around? Please this must be done!

>>27153351

Royal pegasi are exclusively white, exclusively male, and exclusively fucking huge. Wonderbolts are none of those things.

>>27153372
>Lost
Welp, I found the worst part of the picture.

Colored. I like how the goo came out.

I was never big on art at all before ponies, I knew nothing on the subject. Now I know some stuff and think art is pretty cool

>>27153372
The 'Day After Tomorrow' movie.

>>27153372

His shitty taste of movies

>>27153372
The fact that he has a molded miniature Rainbow Dash and I can't fucking find one no matter where I look.

>>27153372
the horrible carpet,clock and shelf. it looks like grandmas house

>>27153358
Tongue-bathes. every day.

>>27153372

The Joe's Apartment dvd without a doubt

>>27153358

Then why suggest it? It's only gonna show up in artwork by the end of the week.

>>27153358

Guards don't bathe anyone. You are confusing them for attendants. Of which Celestia probably has several hundred of both sexes.

>>27151493
this is my phobia...

>>27153372

LOST

>>27153446
What, you think she'll have non-white attendants?

>>27153428
you stupid nigger did you even try to look

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=HLP29657

>>27153372
well, the dude's got Disgaea for PS2, so he's okay in my book.

>>27153462

She like Purple girls like Twilight

>>27153509
I see we found season two's big bad.

Is it just me or has ponychan changed layout to pink with pinkie pie shrugs all over the place?

>>27153372
>still owns dvds
>in 2011

>>27153372

>>The Day After Tomorrow

Ouch, that is embarassing.

>>27153345
Swatty Bawks would try to do this, but would fail miserably and get deathly ill. Only Rarity, the most beloved fashion designer in all of Equestria, could throw up adhesive and earth minerals onto cloth and make a beautiful dress (read: Gaudy clusterfuck).

>>27153548
There are options to pick from in 'themes' in the upper right corner of the site.

>>27153509
Now we need Rarity eating paste.
Even tho Sweetie Belle would make more sense.

>>27153462

the attendants will be normal ponies of every conceivable shape and color. Maybe skewed toward whatever color she secretly prefers.

>>27153580
(Read: Dumb Fabric)

>>27153580

>>Get deathly Ill

Poor Seaty Belt

>>27153475
In every local store that had even the slightest chance of having it. Also, I don't want any of them but Rainbow Dash, so this doesn't help me.

>>27153612
Can you just post it all in order when it's done? I don't like spoilers, and the first couple words of this make it obviously from the middle; and since the entire story is in spoiler tags, there's no way to tell what's spoilers and what's the continuation.

>>27153642

AND I got the wrong picture...

>>27153580

>Swatty Bawks

You mean Sweaty Balls?

I am half tempted to purchase a microwave and a Celestia doll.
Her wings will look so pretty.

>>27153708
I apologize. I meant Sattie Bowls.

>>27153612
I am waiting so hard for this

>>27153647
oh sorry i didnt realize you were a 12 year old kid and $10 is too much to ask from mom

>>27153708

clearly he means Swarthy Bull

So, any ideas how a rape fic should end? What happens after the rape? I'm kind of at a loss for ideas.

>>27153773
A lifetime of regret and a unicorn abortion.

>>27153773
They fall in love, get married, have kids, and live happily ever after.

so how bout that fic eh?

>>27153708

No, it's Seaty Belt. Look, fer name's in the file!

>>27153773
Her being all "You guys are dicks" and she goes back to work as if nothing happened.

>>27153799
Just like in the bible!

>>27153802
Eh, the fallout one is ok.

>>27153773
Depends who's being raped, how they're being raped, who's doing the raping, where it's all happening, etc.

Say you have an earth pony or unicorn raped by pegasi; they'd probably shove her off the cloud when they were done, leading to either death, severe injury, or incredible luck involving a passing-by pegasus.

A pegasus being raped by earth ponies, on the other hand, is either restrained or has her wings broken before or during the act.

>>27153773

both are executed for violating a sacred moral code.

>>27153372
Are those fucking chalices

what does he need chalices for

Chalices is a cool word

chalices chalices chalices

>>27153845
You need chalices to drink the blood of your enemies.
He collects ponies so he needs two of those motherfuckers and they are always fucking full.
Because he is obviously fucking Kratos or some shit.

>>27153838
bastard didn't make his pubes in the shape of celestia's CM

>>27153838
You should watch out, there's been bans for posting porn today, spoilered or not.

>>27153829
What if I said Pic Related?
>>27153773

>>27153838
I'm trying really hard to imagine how a situation like this could ever come up (even without the male element being human) and I just can't wrap my mind around it. Unless Celestia just goes around at random picking up fillies to add to her threesome.

>>27153075
Nope.avi

Not on my watch.

>>27153889
>>27153897
... and since it got deleted, I suppose that just happened.

>>27153887

She is not retard

>>27153773
>Unicorn abortion

Is that Pokey's special talent, then?

>>27153084
>always prefer to him as "the president" or "president clinton"
i'm certain they'd refer to bush as former president or "bush" as much as they could

>every show i love is on break or waiting for next season

fuck i dont even know what to do with my life now

>>27153889
>>27153838

If anybody knows the rules about posting porn, it is Faceless.

>>27151523

>>27153923
>>27153923

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/130903194615-celestiaandsweetie_f.png

>>27153923
>I suppose that just happened.

Nope. Just being cautious.

>>27153924
oh in that case I feel so much better thanks

>>27153947

Let me guess, MLP and GoT

>>27153943
Eh, calling him "President" isn't really that much of a gaffe. Saying "former President" each time is too unwieldy and everyone knows that they actually mean.

>>27153943
"The show is called 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'"
Bush: I LOVE THAT SHOW! Sweetie Belle is my favorite!

>>27153991
Ah.

>>27151594

>bans for posting porn
that's pretty extreme. but you know what? the threads could do without it for a day or two. just to break the mold i guess

>>27153895
Well in that case, they'd have to catch her first, which means either waiting until she's asleep, or using some kind of tech to increase their speed. Once she's caught, probably wing-breaking to keep her from running away again.

At this point it just depends on whether they take her to a nice, secluded cloud to do the deed. If they do, it ends badly, because broken wings means she can't fly; they'll either leave her on the cloud and she drifts away, or shove her off and we return to the 'non-flier shoved from a cloud' scenario.

If they don't, it becomes a fairly standard post-rape scenario; they probably leave her right where they did what they did for somebody else to find.

>>27154019

Oh George...

>>27154024
I suppose it's subjective, since Snarky posted porn right after my porn post, and only I got banned.

>>27154029
I think, in this case, she's the one doing the raping.

>>27153995
also dr who

>>27154019
>George W. Bush outing himself as a huge MLP fanboy

Don't know if want...