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  • File : 1308993596.jpg-(380 KB, 747x991, Pinkie Pie Duality.jpg)
    380 KB MLP GENERAL Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:19 No.27143388  
    >>27143354

    YOU'RE WRONG!

    MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC WILL NEVER DIE!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:21 No.27143404
    Everything dies eventually
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:21 No.27143409
    inb4 "It's dead Jim"
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:21 No.27143416
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    >>27143388
    the double dubs have it
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:22 No.27143420
    >>27143404
    That is eternal which can eternal lie
    And with strange aeons even death itself may die
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:22 No.27143422
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    >>27143404

    Not Batman and Robin.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:22 No.27143423
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    >>27143392
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:22 No.27143429
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    >>27143404
    HERESY
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)05:22 No.27143430
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    FRIENDSHIIIIIIIIIIP
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:23 No.27143440
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    no-one lives forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:23 No.27143441
    >>27143422
    Jason Todd died once.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:23 No.27143443
    Okay, so, ponies.
    >> Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec 06/25/11(Sat)05:23 No.27143445
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:23 No.27143446
    I can't sleep, so there's only one reasonable thing to do. What episode of MLP should I watch, and how could I turn it into a drinking game?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:23 No.27143453
    So how about that other faggot who changed his middle name?
    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/brony-changes-his-name-to-fluttershy.html
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:24 No.27143465
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    >>27143392

    Ponies have terrible elder gods.

    Like the Shmooze!
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)05:25 No.27143475
    >>27143453
    NO

    NOT AGAIN

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:25 No.27143484
    >>27143453
    Kill him.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:25 No.27143487
    >>27143441
    Kulilin died a bunch of times.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:26 No.27143492
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    >>27143453
    He disgraces the name of my waifu. Dykas. Dick-ass god damnit.
    >IWILLENDHIM.JPG
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:26 No.27143500
    >>27143484
    We will kill him like we killed the fanbase.

    Slowly, insidiously from the inside.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:26 No.27143502
    >>27143453
    Ignore him. It's low enough under the radar that it won't affect us as a whole.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:26 No.27143509
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    >>27143453
    search you feelings, Hyperstation.

    You know it to be true!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:26 No.27143511
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    >>27143500
    >mfw we are cancer
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:27 No.27143513
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    >>27143453

    Another one? Well, at least they were smart enough to only make it their middle name.

    >>Kim Fluttershy Dykas

    That sounds like either a really effeminate man or the cutest lesbian I've ever heard of.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)05:27 No.27143514
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    >>27143453
    >> Powerline 06/25/11(Sat)05:27 No.27143526
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    I dont understand it....I just don't understand why any adult would want to watch it. It isn't even funny. The animation is low-tier. The voice acting is so-so. It's just.....I dont understand...

    whyisthislife.gif
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:27 No.27143530
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    >>27143465

    there's one thing i've learned from all my time in the Mythos.

    ANYTHING, any god, any demon, any spell or witch or mathematical formula or whatever, will die if you shoot it enough.

    now, maybe that's not the case where it came from originally. maybe, in its world, death is impossible. maybe in its universe it exists on a different plane of comprehension entirely.

    but it's not in its dimension. it's in ours. and it plays by our physics and our rules.

    so Humanity has nothing to fear from the Elder Gods, because as long as we can punch them, they can bleed, and if they bleed, they can die.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:28 No.27143547
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    >>27143514
    >filename
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:28 No.27143551
    >>27143526
    Why does any adult watch cartoons for children?
    Why does any adult read comics?
    Why does any adult do anything?
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)05:29 No.27143558
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    >>27143547
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:29 No.27143560
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    >>27143558
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:29 No.27143561
    >>27143551
    Mostly just to spite other people.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:30 No.27143564
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    >>27143526

    Look, this is happening. You can either sit back and accept it or you can struggle. Either way, you gonna get raped.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:30 No.27143567
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    >>27143511
    No, we are not the cancer.

    /b/ is the cancer. /b/ spawned ponychan and elevated this faggotry to meme status.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:30 No.27143569
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    >>27143526
    >The animation is low-tier.

    Stupid or trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:31 No.27143583
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    >>27143526
    >animation low tier.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:31 No.27143586
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    >>27143530
    But it's the Smooze, nothing can stop it!
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:31 No.27143597
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    >>27143586

    Clarkson can.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:32 No.27143598
    >>27143569
    herdmind
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)05:32 No.27143600
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    im just here to say that john joseco is my favorite fucking artist ever.
    dat human octavia.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:32 No.27143609
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    Morning again but there's no sun....oh no she's at it again
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:32 No.27143611
    >>27143530

    Don't you get it, Snarky?

    NOTHING can stop the SMOOZE...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iefF9SS5yM
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:33 No.27143620
    >>27143611
    ...except for hasbros newest toyline of course, flutterponies.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:34 No.27143629
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    >>27143597
    I... don't know the guy. You know who else apparently could?

    not hitler
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:35 No.27143635
    >>27143586
    What is the smooze made out of?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:36 No.27143649
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    >>27143620

    Okay, so maybe the bastard offspring of Fluttershy and a horny beedrill can kill and eldritch horror.
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:36 No.27143650
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    >>27143635

    hatred.

    so, G-Whizzes and Volkswagen Beetles.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:36 No.27143651
    >>27143586
    Except a mild breeze.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:39 No.27143674
    >>27143635
    Dead bodies.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:39 No.27143680
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    >>27143635

    Dead Ponies.

    >>27143651

    You could poke the Smooze with a pillow and it would die. Unfortunately.
    >> Juice 06/25/11(Sat)05:40 No.27143690
    >>27143600
    Dat everything, mang.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:41 No.27143701
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    >>27143650
    Screw you beetle can be awesome and total bros
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)05:43 No.27143720
    >>27143690
    god i just love those piercing eyes on octavia it just makes me... speechless
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)05:44 No.27143730
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    hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)05:45 No.27143732
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    >>27143701

    Honestly, I don't know what you guys think of the Bay movies, but Bumblebee was my favorite part from the first one. The rest of the Bayformers can suck it, but Bumblebee is cool with me.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:45 No.27143742
    >>27143600
    sameface samebody
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:46 No.27143748
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    >>27143701

    oh, look, it's the most useless robot ever!

    famous for, of course, finishing fights that it starts. oh, wait, no, that's the other one, i OF COURSE meant giving up and running away.

    and if he turned into a Beetle, he wasn't running very far.
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)05:47 No.27143760
    >>27143742
    nah dude i aint seeing it. compare trixie's eyes to spitfire's
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:47 No.27143765
    >>27143600

    why isn't Pokey holding the pin between his teeth?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:48 No.27143770
    >>27143742
    ehhh maybe some of them but I can hardly muster up a stick man so I shouldn't say anything
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:48 No.27143775
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    >>27143742
    >You are now aware that all humans look vaguely similar at a distance
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:49 No.27143781
    >>27143732
    He's cool, but saged for not a beetle.

    Optimus Prime was awesome as all heck too, but the whole detailed face thing didn't work in his favor. They tried to make him too... human. On the other hand, it would be like seeing all face muscles moving.
    >> Juice 06/25/11(Sat)05:49 No.27143783
    >>27143742
    yeah, pony joe looks just like soarin, herp de derp
    >> SB 06/25/11(Sat)05:49 No.27143785
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    Bedtime now so I'll repost this dumb thing one last time.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:50 No.27143794
    >>27143785
    is he high on life or helium?
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)05:50 No.27143798
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    >>27143775
    >you are now aware that all humans look similar
    ftfy
    >> SB 06/25/11(Sat)05:51 No.27143807
    >>27143794
    He's tired, like me.

    And there was probably helium involved too.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:52 No.27143817
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    i like doing hard colors
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)05:53 No.27143830
    >>27143785

    he's dying.

    the mane cast is the only generation of ponies that was actually created properly. all the background ponies, with the exception of Celestia, who provided the genetic template for cloning, are all flash-clones with a very short half-life.

    they're vat-grown for an episode, filmed, and regrown after they die. it takes about five days for them to complete their life cycle.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:53 No.27143832
    >>27143817
    whoa

    nice filename too
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:54 No.27143838
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    Pinkie Pie has just given you a hug.

    What she didn't tell you was that this was a prank and her whole front side is cover in industrial strength super glue and it won't come off for 24 hours

    Yes, this is all happens in the real world and on a workday of your choice.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:54 No.27143846
    >>27143838
    Call in sick, and enjoy it while it lasts.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:55 No.27143856
    >>27143838
    Good answer: Just tolerate it. Enjoy it I can. There are worse things to spend a day doing than hugging a pony.

    Bad answer: Remove pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:55 No.27143860
    >>27143838
    clearly raping her while she's attached to me is the only option.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:56 No.27143866
    >>27143838
    I now have a gay-looking, talking (a lot, btw), funny backpack. In which I can put nothing but candies.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:56 No.27143871
    >>27143846

    Nope, you gotta go to work with her on you.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:57 No.27143876
    >>27143838

    Hug for eternity.
    >> Juice 06/25/11(Sat)05:57 No.27143878
    >>27143817
    apreciado, mi amigo. I'm glad you could make out what my scribbles were trying to depict. save'd hard.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:57 No.27143879
    >>27143871
    Jokes on you, I don't have a job.
    >> SB 06/25/11(Sat)05:58 No.27143886
    >>27143878
    Now that you have a colorist, you must team up and fight crime.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)05:58 No.27143891
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    >>27143838
    Skip work
    Enjoy whole day at home with happy company
    Smell her cotton candy hair
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:58 No.27143893
    >>27143838
    saturday 2:55am: typing with pinkie pie glued to my front, thank GOD she can't see what i'm typing. sleeping will be hard
    saturday 9:45am: woke up to a warm breath, realized that i was kissed awake by none other. kinda cute actually. sadly it'll be a first in 3 years but hey.
    saturday 10:15am: getting ready to shower, ho boy
    saturday 11:37am: how the FUCK did i get clothes on? pinkie pie. who made breakfast the most entertaining and exciting sexually? pinkie pie. who is grinding my crotch after looking at my screen and finding seeing another /co/ thread? well that's me but pinkie pie is actually quiet for once today!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)05:59 No.27143897
    >>27143838
    >Insert penis into pinkie
    >call in sick
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:00 No.27143907
    >>27143871
    Well then I go to work. Baggiest shirt I own, if anybody asks I tell them she played a prank and didn't know it was a work day.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:00 No.27143913
    >>27143907

    >if anybody asks

    Wouldn't they ask about the fucking pink pony mane sticking out of your shirt?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:01 No.27143919
    >>27143891
    ...wait, wait... your flash... was it a commission?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:01 No.27143921
    >>27143913
    What, you wouldn't let her stick her head out?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:01 No.27143922
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    >>27143897
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:02 No.27143923
    >>27143913
    Of course they would, which is why I would explain it plainly and truthfully.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:02 No.27143926
    >>27143913
    I wouldn't ask, it's rude to ply
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:04 No.27143946
    anyone have a high res pic of color-tru gilda?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:04 No.27143948
    >>27143913
    Of course they'd assume it's a very manly tuft of chest hair turned gay by magenta hair dye. I know I would.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:05 No.27143955
    >>27143948

    And I'm sure the constant giggling helps your cause too lol.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:05 No.27143957
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    >>27143919
    That Rainbow Dash flash game?
    No, it wasn't commissioned.
    Just another free time thing that I hate myself for making.
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)06:05 No.27143959
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    >>27143926

    "pry", dear boy.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:06 No.27143961
    >>27143959
    Maybe i should go to bed.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:06 No.27143962
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    >>27143946
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:06 No.27143968
    Requesting drawings or fics that will make me literally go "DAWWWWW".
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:06 No.27143972
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    >>27143897

    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:07 No.27143973
    >>27143957
    You makin' porn flash games Fluffy Butts?
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:07 No.27143980
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    >>27143968
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:08 No.27143985
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    >>27143968
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:08 No.27143986
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    >>27143968

    This will make you D'AAAAWWW and B'AAAWWWWW at the same time.
    >> Juice 06/25/11(Sat)06:08 No.27143989
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    >>27143968
    flutterfrog

    okay. night
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:08 No.27143991
    >>27143893
    saturday 2:30pm: spent a couple hours trying to lecture pinkie into not being a bother at work... then gave up and called in sick
    saturday 5:30pm: had fun watching movies i would otherwise leave collecting dust.
    saturday 11pm: finished watching simpsons on 61 and promptly going to bed
    sunday 9:46am: showered and pinkie pie fell off. washed her too.
    sunday 11:56am: hugged pinkie pie goodbye. bad mistake...
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:08 No.27143993
    >>27143948
    >It's nothing guys, they colored my chest hair pink, crazy prank.
    >Ooooh, really? we have to see! Hold him, I'll take his shirt of! Take camera, post pictures on facebook...WTF? You have pink alien head on your chest too! AAAA, It's looking at me, bring wrench we will save him!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:08 No.27143995
    >>27143957
    Oh, ok.

    Rarity's shoulder seems to be in a weird position, btw... the arm looks short too, but that might be perspective if she's moving it towards the camera. You probably know better than me what you're doing, just giving a shout.
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)06:09 No.27143999
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    >>27143968
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:09 No.27144001
    Okay fine I wont.

    So what's the discussion topic of today?
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:10 No.27144009
    >>27143957
    you you have a link to a site with it or can you upload the .swf to megaupload or something?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:10 No.27144012
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:10 No.27144013
    >>27144001
    Pinkie is glued to your chest for an entire day.

    What do.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:10 No.27144019
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    Someone wanna give me the name of the fanmade pony with the sunglasses and the itunes cutiemark?...
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:11 No.27144023
    >>27144013
    MLP marathon
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:11 No.27144025
    >>27144013
    Probably sit home, watch TV, or take her out and dance for hours upon end, looking into her eyes making her giggle.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:11 No.27144026
    >>27144001

    Hey Faceless.. you missed a pretty amazing stream
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:11 No.27144027
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    >>27144001

    Faceless, you son of a bitch! How are yeh?
    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/25/11(Sat)06:12 No.27144029
    >>27144013
    Hug for 24 hours.
    Easy
    >> Snarky Bastard 06/25/11(Sat)06:12 No.27144031
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    >>27144012
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:12 No.27144034
    >>27143980
    do you think you can do spitfire in this position? minus brushie
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:13 No.27144038
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    >>27143973
    Sadly..

    >>27143995
    There's probably a lot of problems with all these little pictures I'm making..
    I do them in like 5-10 minutes.

    >>27144009
    I'll probably just slap it in /f/ a few times whenever I finish it.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:13 No.27144039
    >>27144027
    fine, just woke up, etc etc.

    >>27144026
    damnit, what happened?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:14 No.27144045
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    Why did i laugh.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:14 No.27144051
    >>27144039

    Railgunner finished colouring one of MS's pics

    One of the Sweetie belle and Celestia ones to be precise
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:14 No.27144052
    >>27144038
    look really good, specially for 5 minute stuff anyway.
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:14 No.27144054
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    >>27144038
    >>27144034

    this position, sorry its a bit late
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/25/11(Sat)06:14 No.27144055
    I'm trying to finish up that Pinkie fic right now but something weird's going on with my left hand. Hope to have it knocked out today.

    Just letting you all know I'm not just fucking off, I seriously can't type so well right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:15 No.27144057
    >>27144039
    Railgunner stream.

    He painted Celestia and Sweetie Belle preforming oral coitus
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:15 No.27144061
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    >>27143838

    Oh, I'm fine with this.

    Because what Pinkie doesn't know is that Dash and I planned this in advance, so I hold Pinkie spread eagle while Dash eats her Candy Vag from behind and I just laugh the whole time.

    Rest of the day, I probably just go about normally.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:15 No.27144065
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    >>27144023
    Oh! I knew someone was watching me; they all called me crazy! Silly fillies.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:15 No.27144066
    >>27144051
    Oh that one, yeah I had to bail from his stream because I was about to doze off.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:16 No.27144070
    >>27144038
    You gotta have no shame when making porn.

    No shame.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:16 No.27144075
    >>27144013

    wait wait wait wait wait...

    ..

    which direction is she glued on?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:17 No.27144079
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    Kira could beat the shit out your ugly ass ponies but he won't cause he's nice
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:17 No.27144080
    >>27143838
    Wonder how I'm going to use the bathroom.

    I take at least 3 poops a day, but can't poop if some one is in the room.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:17 No.27144081
    >>27144045
    Where did their eyes go in the last two frames
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:17 No.27144084
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    >>27144075
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:18 No.27144089
    >>27144075

    She just hugged you so front to front.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:18 No.27144092
    >>27144057
    Nonsense, they were just sharing mayonnaise in a perfectly friendly and innocent wayand then a dick magically appeared.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:18 No.27144096
    >>27144080
    Blindfold Pinkie.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:19 No.27144103
    >>27144070
    Yeah, if you have, it's a sign you should think twice. You may have your reasons.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:20 No.27144108
    >>27144089
    >and then boner all of a sudden
    >awkard.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:20 No.27144110
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    >>27143989
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:20 No.27144118
    >>27143986
    Daaaaw. But Derpy isn't retarded.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:21 No.27144119
    >>27144079
    Literally no clue who that is. No. Clue.
    Fucking 21st century animoo.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:21 No.27144120
    >>27144096
    No man. She'll probably be talking. Like "Oh, are we playing pin the tail on the pony now" And then it will just shoot back up.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:21 No.27144122
    >>27144118
    Derpy isn't anything. She's a blank slate, and this author decided she should be retarded.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:22 No.27144129
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    >>27144118

    But the story makes you wish she was, doesn't it?

    Fracking Foal Protective Services, trying to split those two up.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:24 No.27144143
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    All it takes is a few shitty fics to turn you off to fanfiction forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:24 No.27144151
    >>27144129
    I prefer to think shes just a bit weird but nothing crazy, the eyes are just a head-fake
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:25 No.27144154
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    >>27144143
    >mfw i read it as "all it takes is a few shitty dicks to turn you off fuckdom forever
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:26 No.27144164
    >>27144143
    what really worries me is that EqD denies like, 75% of everything that's sent in, and we still get shit like a 4 chapter long story about rainbow dash failing to get into the wonderbolts, the other 5 spending 3 chapters walking to her house, and then dash getting over it in a paragraph and them all going for icecream.

    I mean what the fuck. Frankly if Memories of Days Long Past hadn't started updating again almost immediately after I think that would have been the final straw, and I'd have just completely given up on fan fiction.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:26 No.27144166
    >>27144143
    All it takes is a few bad meals to turn you off of food forever.
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:26 No.27144169
    >>27144154
    you need to get your eyes check, it looks like youve got faceless goggles on
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:27 No.27144174
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    >>27144054
    bleh, I tried
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:27 No.27144177
    >>27144143
    Too true.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:27 No.27144178
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    >>27144151

    Normally I would too, but I just really fell in love with the idea of derpy as a mentally-challenged mother taking care of Dinky.

    Of course that is up there with "Scootaloo's homosexual crush on Rainbow Dash" on the list of things that won't be fucking happening in Season 2.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:28 No.27144181
    >>27144169
    I am pouting angrily very hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:28 No.27144182
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    >>27143838
    This could be interesting, but it can't be comfy for Pinkie since she'll have her face mashed against my chest/neck and will probably be hanging. I'm currently looking for employment, so job isn't an issue, doing college online will be interesting, I doubt Pinkie'll be much help. I keep tons of sugary goods in stock, so I can keep her sated, though I may tease her a bit at first for doing such a prank. I guess I'll just play video games for most of the day, talk, and nap.And do all in my power not to get a boner.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:28 No.27144183
    >>27144166
    That's a more apt comparison to reading a few shitty fanfics and being turned off or reading forever
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)06:28 No.27144186
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    >>27144164
    >what really worries me is that EqD denies like, 75% of everything that's sent in
    Oh God what
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:28 No.27144187
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    >>27144129
    I don't want her to be retarded. Derpy should be the resident psychotic crazypony. Burn them all!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:29 No.27144189
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    >>27144164
    I tried to read some grimdark shit on Fanfiction.net but it was hilariously OOC with swearing, and then I read Revengecy and just said fuck it, and fuck fanfiction. I have better things to do.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:29 No.27144197
    >>27144182
    her legs would be hanging, but everything else would probably have quite a good grip.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:29 No.27144199
    >>27144164
    I gotta say, pacing is one of the biggest things to kill a fic.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:32 No.27144213
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    >>27144189

    >>mfw I read Revengency

    Why does every fic I see have Rarity trying to kill or traumatize Sweetie Belle. I mean Rarity must be the nicest fucking sister ever. Sweetie pretty much wrecks her boutique up old school and the worst Sweetie gets out of it is "Sorry, Sleepover's Cancelled."
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:32 No.27144214
    >>27144164
    Have you SEEN most fanfics? There's a very good reason why they deny most of the stuff they're sent. Most of it is unreadable crap written by 6th graders and/or self-insert stories where the entire mane cast falls in love with the author's Gary Stu.

    EqD isn't perfect, but I'm damn happy the screening process is there.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:33 No.27144221
    >>27144214
    oh yeah, that's not what I meant at all. I meant that we only see the best stuff sent in, and a lot of it is still awful. Without EqD's screening I wouldn't read any of it at all.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:33 No.27144224
    >>27144214
    But my OC ponys is so charming! How could they not fall in love with them?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:33 No.27144225
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    >>27143838
    >Still get to go to work
    >Actually receive praise for your excellent work ethic
    >Get to spent entire day with Pinkie Pie
    Everything went better than expected.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:34 No.27144232
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    >>27144224

    Tell me you are joking.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:34 No.27144235
    >>27144187
    I just like her as the one with googly eyes

    She doesn't need any characterization past that
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:34 No.27144237
    >>27144232
    I haven't written shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:35 No.27144246
    >>27144232
    Of course he's joking. I mean, I know sometimes 'mocking sarcasm' is hard to detect over text, but for real, guy.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:36 No.27144250
    >>27144187
    My version of Derpy is a hard-working mom who has her head together but acts strange and has trouble communicating with others due to speaking in word salad. I forget what fic it's from, but I like the idea that she communicates clearly through poems.

    Every last pony loves her, though she can take some getting used to when you first meet her.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:36 No.27144254
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    >>27144224
    Your OC?
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)06:37 No.27144260
    >>27144199
    I blame the stupidly huge word limit. 2500 for opening chapters and 1500 per additional chapter? Most people who write fanfiction don't have it in them to write even 1000 words without feeling overdone because they rarely have anything to say.

    Then you get those that just go ON AND ON AND ON for reasons unknown like like Fallout Equestria. Chapters should NOT be 35+ pages long.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:37 No.27144263
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    >>27144246

    Just had to make sure before I started the Sub-Orbital Friendship Cannon.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:37 No.27144264
    >>27144187
    >>27144250

    My version is the Wall-Eyed Mailmare. Not dumb or anything, just run-of-the-mill ocular dysfunction.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:37 No.27144265
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    i need what few hours of sleep. good night
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:37 No.27144268
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    >>27144213
    I don't know man. I didn't think that the author who got me into fanfiction in the first place would be the one to ruin it for me. I don't even care about the content, it was simply the dumbest, most pointless fucking thing Ive ever read.

    I wasn't feeling sad or mad or sympathetic or anything, it was emotionless and boring.
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 06/25/11(Sat)06:38 No.27144271
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    >go to bed at 1 AM
    >still wake up at 6 AM

    ...ugh...well...let's make this pony-related...You wake up to find human Bon-Bon making coffee and having a chat with Lyra in your living room.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:38 No.27144274
    >>27144260
    See, that's one of the big reasons I haven't bothered to read FO:E. It's so goddamn long, I just KNOW it's going to drag like crazy and fall flat.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:39 No.27144276
    >>27144221 we only see the best stuff sent in, and a lot of it is still awful

    A sobering thought.

    Still, there are some great fics to be found there. Usually the ones with five and six star ratings are worth your time.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:39 No.27144277
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    UUG BORED
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:39 No.27144278
    >>27144271
    Animal Control
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:39 No.27144282
    >>27144277
    Do a pony pyramid.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:40 No.27144287
    >>27144277

    Dear lord look at her legs.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 06/25/11(Sat)06:40 No.27144289
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    >>27144271

    Morning AJ.

    ...

    Welp, I'm hitting the hay! G'night everybody!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:40 No.27144291
    >>27144271
    Tell them to get a real fucking job. Goddamn freeloading artist types.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:40 No.27144292
    >>27144246
    Of course it's sarcastic. No one uses "OC" in any way other than derogatory or sarcastic around here

    It's like someone claiming to be a hipster or a furry, they're either trolling or bitching about them
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:40 No.27144293
    >>27144260
    >Chapters should NOT be 35+ pages long.
    Goodness no, that'd be almost like reading an actual novel. After I graduated high school I swore I'd never do that shit again.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:40 No.27144297
    >>27144271
    Tell Bon Bon not to make coffee in my fucking house, I hate the smell.

    more likely i would go back to bed assuming ive gone insane.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:41 No.27144299
    >>27144221
    True. There's also the fact that if they published every fic they got, they'd have to update every five minutes and all non-fanfic posts would be buried under a sea of thousands of crappy stories.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:41 No.27144304
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    >>27144287
    Yeah.. I kinda stopped caring halfway through..
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:42 No.27144310
    >>27144297
    >Hate the smell of coffee

    Are you pregnant, or do you just have really bad taste?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:43 No.27144317
    >>27144310
    Really bad taste. I hate the smell and taste of coffee, shit sux because everyone drinks coffee in college
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:44 No.27144324
    >>27144271
    Tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 06/25/11(Sat)06:44 No.27144329
    >>27144297

    The fragrance of dark coffee

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:44 No.27144331
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    >>27144304

    So hows that game comin along?
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:45 No.27144341
    >>27144174
    that amazingly adorable, thanks.
    how difficult is flash anyway? it seem interesting and fun.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:45 No.27144342
    >>27144271
    is Lyra still a pony, or is she human too?
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)06:45 No.27144349
    >>27144274
    I remember one poster last night commenting that it doesn't immerse you in the huge empty world that Fallout takes place in, where you can be alone for miles around and then stumble upon a bunch of people who want to kill you. That hit the nail on the head as to why I didn't like it. It spends so much time on petty shit that it forgets to create the feeling of desolate lonely world and is more interested in action than atmosphere.

    >>27144293
    I've read a few books that pulled off that shit and I hated it because I was the type who refused to stop in the middle of a chapter. They should be AT MOST 15 to 20 pages.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:45 No.27144350
    >>27144292
    /co/, I'd like you to meet my new character, Hugecock Awesomehooves.

    He is a god-stallion who is known as king of the hipsters. He loves every band no one's ever heard of, any hates every band you love. He also runs his own furry convention called Yiffcon Equestria. Also in my story everyone in Ponyville wears fursuits. Applejack is a goose.

    Awesomehooves is Celestia's older brother, he is as powerful as three thousand Celestias and Lunasa combined. He is also a superhero and thinks Cars 2 was the best Pixar movie ever.

    In my story he enters a polygamous marriage with every female on the show. It was the girls' idea because they all want him so very badly.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:46 No.27144362
    >>27144271
    >>27144271
    Ask them why are they humanized and not in Pony form, and what are they doing here.
    Then maybe go back to bed.
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 06/25/11(Sat)06:47 No.27144364
    >>27144342

    both human...

    ...and apparently no one likes Lyra or Bon-Bon in their house in the morning......but if it was their waifu...
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:47 No.27144367
    >>27144350

    >Hugecock Awesomehooves

    Awww yeah what a total alpha.

    >hipter

    Ehhh...

    >runs his own furry conve-

    NOPE.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:47 No.27144369
    >>27144164
    EqD Pre-Reader here.

    There's a lot of stuff to sort through. Most things that get posted have been rejected numerous times so that the authors can take time to edit and fine tune their stories. Very few stories get posted on a first pass.

    Another thing is that there are many stories that get passed that I personally believe have no right to get posted.
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:47 No.27144370
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    >>27144342
    eh, the line is starting to thin between the two
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:48 No.27144378
    >>27144349
    It really doesn't I stopped reading at chapter 20ish and decided to go read Fahrenheit 451, cause I've been waiting to read that for a while and I know this is gonna drag out forever.

    And yea, it really doesn't give you much of the desolate feel.

    Did make me go out and buy New Vegas though.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:48 No.27144380
    >>27144364
    >>27144364
    I like both Lyra and Bon-bon, I just don't like the fact that they are in human form.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:49 No.27144386
    >>27144369
    Yeah, I'm not saying you guys are doing a bad job, as such, just that the top percentage still includes a lot of shit.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:49 No.27144387
    >>27144364
    well, going by fanon, and going by the fact that they WERE ponies, I'd not have much to say about as Lyra would probably just pounce me down going "OOOO, A MALE HUMAN!" and then she'd start squeezing around my body and stuff.
    and then other stuff happens. you see where this is headed.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:49 No.27144388
    >>27144317
    I know that feel, bro. Coffee is shit. Forget the fact that it's incredibly bad for you, it also tastes like rat piss. If it weren't the original energy drink no one would drink it. Why else would Starbucksfags pay six bucks for a coffee that's full of chocolate, cinnamon, and whipped cream? Even coffee lovers don't want their coffee to taste like coffee.
    >> Time For Tea !FFI4Mmahuk 06/25/11(Sat)06:49 No.27144392
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    ok, so after not watching this stuff (as I was alive when MLP was on tv in the 90s, and I hated it then) I can say the new cartoon is definitely different.

    The new cartoon appears to be about a group of colorful horses who get up to nothing all day and learn about friendship. It's kinda boring and the humor is just poor.

    I think I know why /co/ likes it though.

    Same reason middle aged fantards over at /a/ care for shit like K-on and Lucky Star.

    MLP: Friendship is Magic, is Western Moe with
    Colourful Horses.

    explains the fawning over characters and minor side of the fan-base that's just watching for something to fap to.

    I don't like the show for the same reason I don't like the other stuff. It's boring and I'm too cool to give a shit about moe.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:50 No.27144401
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    >>27144369
    Tell Seth to kill the blog and then kill himself.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:50 No.27144404
    >>27144386
    You'll find that among most any fandom. Very few stories I believe should be called brilliant that are on EqD; most of them are pretty bad by normal standards. That's why we have the 6-star categories (though, sometimes I even disagree with some of the stories in that list).
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:50 No.27144405
    >>27144392
    too bad you just gave a shit in general.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:50 No.27144406
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    >>27144331
    Basically done and full of bugs!

    >>27144341
    It's like a slightly simpler version of Photoshop that you can animate in it and it's always in vector. I prefer Flash over Photoshop any day for drawing.
    But that's just me.
    As for coding, might need some learning for that.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:50 No.27144407
    >>27144329
    This was way better than coffee, also jazz time. Buts me in a Kind Of Blue mood.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:52 No.27144417
    >>27144364
    Hey, I wouldn't mind them, but if they want to stay they better actually fucking contribute something. I'm not cleaning up after them while Lyra stays inside playing on that instrument of hers all day and Bon-Bon consumes all of my sweets.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:52 No.27144419
    >>27144369
    When did the pre-reader thing start, exactly? I have a couple of fics on there but mine all got accepted on the first submission. I haven't written anything since April, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:52 No.27144420
    /r/ing name of the blue (I think) pony, fan made, wearing sunglasses with an itunes cutiemark.

    Help a brony out.

    Have only ever seen 1 pic - Was also with Carrot Top and Derpy
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:52 No.27144425
    >>27144392

    >after not watching this stuff

    What?
    I would be perfectly fine with your opinion if you actually gave the show a try.
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 06/25/11(Sat)06:52 No.27144428
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    >>27144407

    Well, I'm glad at least something good came of it.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:53 No.27144433
    >>27144378
    New Vegas also fails at creating that feel.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:54 No.27144441
    >>27144433
    Well yea, spend most of the time hanging with Boone so not alone, its fun tho. Also doesn't require pages or reading.
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)06:54 No.27144442
    >>27144378
    I want to wait until all of the patches and expansions are out in a special edition release before buying New Vegas.

    Now I really want to replay Fallout 3 again, so that's some good it did.

    >>27144392
    >so after not watching this stuff
    Do you mean FiM or pic related? I'm a tad confused here.

    >Moe
    I don't think you know what that word means.

    Also, half of /co/ hates FiM. Are you even talking about the same board?
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:54 No.27144443
    >>27144406
    but what id like to know is where you got all the pony parts for animating...
    i doubt the fim team would have released them
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)06:55 No.27144452
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    >>27144433
    Oh. I guess I'm skipping that then. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous EqD Pre-Reader !!y23ouArtV1P 06/25/11(Sat)06:55 No.27144455
    >>27144419
    Not entirely sure when it started. I was among a second batch of pre-readers accepted into the group. Some pre-readers are more picky than others, causing different stories to be rejected at varying amounts of times. One also has to take into account the fact that some pre-readers have different tastes, as so many regular readers do. I remember one story was almost split down the middle as to whether or not it should be posted.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:56 No.27144460
    >>27144392 moe

    It's so sad that you can't comment on anything without contextualizing it in anime terms.

    Anyway, you're wrong. Moe shows are aimed at males and they sexualize their female casts. They also typically have very weak plots (or no plots at all) because the emphasis is just on the characters talking to each other and being cute.

    MLP is not aimed at males, its cast isn't sexualized (fanworks don't count) and things actually happen each week. There has yet to be an episode where the ponies just sit around a table talking about their favorite snacks or making cute noises when they see a puppy.

    Just because its cast is mostly female doesn't make it moe. Pay more attention next time.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)06:58 No.27144472
    >>27144455
    Y'ought to change your tripcode to something else than a simple phrase word.

    like, instead of ##today
    use something like ##adV49&"*3
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)06:58 No.27144473
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    >>27144443
    Oh. I've just been drawing everything myself.
    Just finished Pinkie Pie a few hours ago, actually.

    >too much free time
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)06:58 No.27144476
    >>27144433
    i want to keep playing new vegas i just started a derpy character and ive forgotten how addicting the bethesda fallouts are.

    the derpy character is stealth oriented ironicly, i just spent this entire morning shooting powder ganger in the back of the head with my silenced varmint rifle
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:59 No.27144478
    >>27144455
    Don't you guys have a thing where you can't admit you're a prereader?
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 06/25/11(Sat)06:59 No.27144479
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    New topic!

    Post your favorite moments of the season and why you loved them!
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)06:59 No.27144482
    >>27144455
    How good are you guys are weeding out joke-fics that are disguised as being straight?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)06:59 No.27144483
    >>27144478
    well its not like you know who he is
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:00 No.27144485
    >>27144478
    I think they're discouraged from saying they are in an identifiable fashion, but they're not under an NDA or anything
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:00 No.27144486
    >>27144473
    Front legs look too small. Or is this the style you're going for?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:00 No.27144488
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    Are you a marker?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:01 No.27144498
    >>27144488
    >>27144494
    How in the fuck...
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:01 No.27144500
    >>27144460 things actually happen each week

    This. Can you imagine the cast of Lucky Star trying to stop a land war or outwitting kidnappers? These ponies are too damn active to be moe.
    >> Time For Tea !FFI4Mmahuk 06/25/11(Sat)07:01 No.27144503
    >>27144425
    not watching for SO LONG, I meant, my bad.

    I just watched some on youtube, the one with the zebra and everyone gets cursed, and the ponys have to over-come their pony-racism, I guess what they were trying to hint at.

    but then they've got a couple of 'dumb hick' ponies, a massive flamboyant 'posh toff' pony, and at the end this Indian pony shows up. So I was confused as to why they wouldn't except this zebra. But the moral of the story is, Zebras will help you out if you fuck their house up. (and obviously judging people based on stereotypes etc etc.)

    I didn't like it
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:01 No.27144505
    >>27144488
    Get the fuck out of here Anonymous, you're creeping me out with that shit.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)07:03 No.27144510
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    >>27144486
    They do look a bit short..
    I'll probably fix that some other time.
    Lazy time is now.
    >> Anonymous EqD Pre-Reader !!5B69RQ5IfOO 06/25/11(Sat)07:03 No.27144513
    >>27144472
    whatevs.

    >>27144478
    nope. I prefer that we remain anonymous, hence the tag and not my usual name.

    >>27144482
    It depends. Some joke fics get posted simply because the pre-readers think of them as hilarious. Random really isn't my forte. I mainly tackle the grimdark/shipping/sad/normal stories.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:03 No.27144514
    >>27144460
    Another thing about those sorts of anime is that the cast are typically stripped of any sense of humanity. The girls are usually lobotomized and flat, making them as non-threatening as possible. The casts of K-On and Lucky Star are as boring as cardboard. The characters in Friendship is Magic have faults, they throw tantrums, and generally just feel much more real. Not that this is difficult to do or a huge accomplishment in any way, just saying, it's light years more advanced than those types of anime in question.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:03 No.27144515
    >>27144478
    I think it's fine as long as he stays Anonymous, and doesn't say what fics he's responsible for.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:05 No.27144525
    >>27144513
    So if you say "Yes" to something, does it go through, or do you need a majority vote?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:05 No.27144527
    >>27144479
    Rainbow Dash doing the sonic rainboom while saving Rarity
    Still gives me shivers sometimes.
    >> Time For Tea !FFI4Mmahuk 06/25/11(Sat)07:06 No.27144536
    >>27144460

    >They also typically have very weak plots (or no plots at all) because the emphasis is just on the characters talking to each other and being cute.

    but that's what I just watched.
    is their an episode with a great narrative you recommend I watch? every show has weak episodes
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)07:07 No.27144539
    >>27144510
    fluffy you need a thread on fimchan, do you mind if i make one? it'll be good for archiving your pics.
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)07:07 No.27144540
    >>27144513
    Then it might be best to say this now: If you do get this silly little thing I'm working on as a sort of personal challenge to see if one can get lower than three stars with 50+ reader votes, I am incredibly sorry and I also forgive you for declining it.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:07 No.27144546
    >>27144503

    Ah.

    Perfectly understandable.
    I still like it though.
    Also, you don't seem to know what "moe" is.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:07 No.27144547
    >>27144527
    I actually tear up at that point. I'm such a wreck :(
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:07 No.27144548
    >>27144479
    Dragonshy.

    When Pinkie shows Fluttershy how to jump over a small gap.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:09 No.27144560
    >>27144479
    Honestly there's not many big moments that i stick on. I mostly just love little bits of animation and whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:10 No.27144569
    >>27144536
    Good plot-heavy episodes?

    Friendship is Magic (two part pilot)

    Swarm of the Century

    Over a Barrel

    Suited For Success

    A Dog and Pony Show

    Sonic Rainboom

    The Best Night Ever
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)07:10 No.27144571
    >>27144539
    Go for it.
    Link me when you make it.
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 06/25/11(Sat)07:11 No.27144578
    >>27144479

    I like Rarity during the pillow fight on Look Before You Sleep.

    She just stands there like a badass and shifts here head from left to right to dodge the pillow.
    >> Anonymous EqD Pre-Reader !!5B69RQ5IfOO 06/25/11(Sat)07:11 No.27144582
    >>27144525
    Usually Seth is in such a rush that he only waits for one pre-reader to approve/reject it before making a decision. On rare occasions do we have a dispute. Then it gets fun.

    >>27144540
    Duly noted!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:12 No.27144590
    >>27144503
    Lol actually all morals are more or less like this, yeah. I
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)07:14 No.27144601
    >>27144536
    See >>27144569
    Also, most of the morals are written as an after though (no, really. They hate tacking on that shit). Swarm of the Century does it better than damn near every episode of the series.

    >>27144547
    Stop watchin' ponies drunk.
    >> Time For Tea !FFI4Mmahuk 06/25/11(Sat)07:16 No.27144611
    >>27144514
    but thats wrong.
    They all just adhere to one basic (really emphasizing the word basic here) personality. You've got, your straight-man pony at the top, acting as a faux leader
    then everyone around it is insane, posh, redneck, whatever. just a certain variety of extreme-ness.

    you can summarise each one as if they're the effects of a certain substance.
    you've got your Amphetamine pink pony who can't shut up
    you've got your LSD pony who's really into rainbows

    you guys could probably do this better than me. this is like magic roundabout all over again ...
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)07:16 No.27144616
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    >>27144571
    http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/15224.html
    here you go flashfriend. i have no knowledge of your gender so i used 'she' by default.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)07:18 No.27144628
    >>27144616
    Good enough for me.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)07:22 No.27144648
    so what are we arguing about this morning
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:22 No.27144652
    >>27144648

    The dead.
    >> Hyperstation !8.cXby2Bis 06/25/11(Sat)07:23 No.27144655
    >>27144582
    I promise to at least proofread it, but I don't think you'll know which one is mine from the rest unless most first submissions fall short of the 2500 min. by a lot.

    >>27144611
    >you've got your Amphetamine pink pony who can't shut up
    Let's not forget possessive, easily jealous, and schizophrenic.

    >you've got your LSD pony who's really into rainbows
    The impatient tomboyish and surprisingly lazy athlete who hates to lose and is terrified at the possibly of failure.

    You know, the quality standard that most cartoons have for the main cast.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:24 No.27144668
    >>27144648
    How many dicks can Pinkie take at one time.

    Id say 9 or so; 6 in the mouth, 2 in the ass and one in the party hole.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:25 No.27144675
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    >>27144655
    >surprisingly lazy
    That's my favorite part.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)07:25 No.27144677
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    >>27144668
    only one in the party hole?
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)07:26 No.27144679
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    >>27144648
    Something about Pinkie Pie playing a joke and then it turned into having sex with her.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:26 No.27144688
    >>27144679
    "and then it turned into having sex" is a common theme in these threads.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:27 No.27144701
    >>27144611
    Okay whatever dude just take the "hurr moeshit" routine back to /a/ please. It's so tired.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:27 No.27144706
    >>27144688
    And then talking about common themes turned into having sex
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:28 No.27144712
    >>27144611
    They're based on stereotypes, or at least archetypes, sure. But the MLP cast at least have a semblance of depth, and personality traits that run counter to the expected stereotypes.

    Twilight Sparkle may be a 'straight man' type, but she's also socially inept and generally Aspergers, to the point of comical obliviousness. Rarity takes the common fashionista rich bitch cartoon stereotype and completely subverts it by being a talented artist and generous friend.

    Most cartoon and anime characters (a lot of badly written characters in general, really) don't even have that level of depth, with their entire personality revolving around a single gimmick if they're lucky. 'Moe' characters especially lack real personality- they're designed to be inoffensive and cute and objectifiable.

    If you were talking about any other incarnation of My Little Pony, I'd agree. But this one has taken deliberate steps to avoid that.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:29 No.27144718
    >>27144677
    Well, unless you think pinkie is into urethral play I doubt she could take more than one.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:30 No.27144733
    >>27144611
    So you admit to only watching a very small number of episodes but feel confident talking about characters with an entire season worth of character development?
    Sure is strained, badly thought out argument in here.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:30 No.27144734
    ITT: Everyone sounds just like /a/ moefags when they defend Lucky Star or K-ON
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:30 No.27144741
    >>27144734
    Citation needed
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:31 No.27144745
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    >>27144734
    I defend nothing, because i don't care.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:31 No.27144746
    >>27144734
    You are the cancer that already killed /a/.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)07:32 No.27144752
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    >still waiting for trixie eyes person to respond
    hopefully this'll be the last email then I can start actually advertising
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:33 No.27144757
    >>27144752
    Im not that guy but i think you should give him no eyes
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:33 No.27144760
    >>27144741
    Ouch, man. Sour about that aspergers. I guess western moeshit helps you cope.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:33 No.27144762
    >>27144734

    Troll elsewhere, we are too absorbed into pornographic conversations to give a shit at the moment.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)07:33 No.27144765
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    >>27144757
    but that would look stupid
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:34 No.27144771
    >>27144765
    call it "an artistic choice"
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:34 No.27144774
    Is it just me or did the last 6 or so episodes seem to get a little more ballsy in terms of writing. I mean before that it was mainly solid morals each episode, but then it got a little weird, sort of dark with Pinkies background with the rock farm and her going insane, the confused morals in "Bird in the Hoof", the best night ever turning into a complete shitstorm. It wierded me out in an amusing way.
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    new topic:

    >women who wear pants to a wedding
    >in 2011

    BITCH GO HOME AND PUT A DRESS ON LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING BUSINESS LUNCHEON, THIS IS A WEDDING
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:36 No.27144784
    wats teh obsession wit dis corny ass cartoon???
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:36 No.27144789
    >>27144784
    It improves spelling and grammar.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:37 No.27144798
    >>27144774
    Looks like they wanted every character to lose their shit or seem out of character at some point until the end, to show how they can be deeeeeeper. Spike included.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:38 No.27144801
    I'm convinced the same people are asking why we like the show over and over in an attempt to troll us.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:38 No.27144804
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    >>27144784
    niqquh it be like dis zebra who i can totally related to. She's a fly-ass hoe.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:40 No.27144808
    >>27144774
    I really liked the Moral to Feeling Pinkie Keen.

    Fuck the haters it's my favorite episode.
    >> I have no picture but I must post TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)07:41 No.27144817
    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Patch notes 2.0
    General:
    -The respawn rate of the male ponys in ponyville was glitched, and this glitch has been fixed. A lot more male ponies will be seen and heard

    -Cutie Marks are removed, as they make animating take too long, Cutie marks of main cast will remain
    -update: Main cast's cutie marks will only be on the left flank

    -update: Main cast's cutie marks are removed
    -The animation style has been update to look more like the original generation, this improvement will please the old fanbase and bring them back
    -Lauren Faust's original team has been replaced with a better cast, the money saved will go to the investors

    Twilight Sparkle:
    -To avoid confusion with the popular 'Twilight' Series, this pony's name is changed to 'Sparkle Dawn'
    -Sparkle Dawn is no longer rude to her assistant Spike, they now act as brother-sisters should act
    -Sparkle Dawn now loves romance novels and spends most of the time reading these
    -Sparkle Dawn uses iMac products
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:41 No.27144819
    >>27144808
    FPK would be my favourite episode if sonic rainboom, suited for success, and party of one didn't happen. I don't like the moral, but that's because I think it was ham-fistedly done, not because I think it's some anti-science propaganda
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)07:41 No.27144820
    >>27144817
    Rainbow Dash:
    -Rainbow Dash now has a uniform hair color of red, to avoid confusion of the pony's...interest
    -Rainbow Dash is a lot more friendly now, not showing off as she used to be
    -Now has a boyfriend, a pegasus pony named 'Speedy Spectro', who is the opposite color scheme of Rainbow

    Pinkie Pie:
    -This Pony's personality is being nerfed to not seem ADD
    -This pony is now obsessed with vegetables, instead of candy and cakes
    -'Gummy' has been removed, as to not promote the adoption of baby alligators.

    Rarity:
    -Much less OCD
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)07:42 No.27144828
    >>27144817
    >>27144820
    Applejack:
    -Now a more explorative pony, who spends much less time on the farm and more time in the salon
    -Has a boyfriend named 'Saloon Joe', who is an opposite color scheme, wearing cowboy boots
    -Now has a mother and father, removing her grandma from the canon
    -No longer has a country accent to make her more mainstreme

    Side Characters:
    -Snips and Snails removed as to be too offensive to male population
    -Gilda returns as a good friend of Fluttershy and the two have a tea party, will only return for 1 episode
    -'The Great and Powerful Trixie' as the pony was labeled will be removed from the Friendship is magic canon
    -Ms. Cake is now much trimmer to be less offensive
    -The Everfree Forest is no longer full of wild animals
    -No 'non pony' animal will be caged or owned for the rest of the series
    -The characters 'Lyra' and 'Bon bon' are now given on-screen husbands and will no longer be seen on the screen together
    -Angel Bunny has been removed

    Cutie Mark Crusaders:
    -Now have more than half the episodes around these characters
    -Cutie Marks no longer being canon, their episodes will involve more tasks like tea parties and sewing.

    -Scootaloo:
    -Much less into physical activities, loves tea parties
    -Not a chicken
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)07:44 No.27144838
    >>27144817
    >>27144820
    >>27144828
    Fluttershy:
    -Has been removed due to overwhelming distaste for the character by the writers
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:44 No.27144840
    >>27144828
    >remove cutie marks
    >increase CMC screentime
    hasbroooooo
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:45 No.27144847
    >>27144840
    If only this was more unbelievable
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:45 No.27144854
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    >>27144820
    >Rarity
    >Much less OCD

    Fuck this shit.
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)07:47 No.27144861
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    >>27144820
    Rarity also clops more.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:49 No.27144883
    >>27144861
    Some nice 34 was never that easy!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:50 No.27144891
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    >>27144861
    >double handed clopping
    Orgasms in ten seconds flat.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:50 No.27144894
    >>27144828
    >>27144838
    >Gilda returns as a friend of Fluttershy and they have a tea party
    >Fluttershy has been removed

    She get killed off?
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)07:51 No.27144904
    >>27144894
    Gilda returning for one episode.
    Have a tea party with Fluttershy
    Both leave forever

    Do I have to spell it out for you?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:51 No.27144906
    >>27144894
    Thats why Gilda only returns for one episode.
    No reason to come back when Fluttershy is gone
    >> Bronyboy !!cQ5fJ9MesGG 06/25/11(Sat)07:52 No.27144912
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    >>27144838
    >>27144828
    >>27144820
    >>27144817
    Were any of this true, I would now have to RAGE QUIT the show.

    Red Lantern Gilda, play us off!
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)07:53 No.27144921
    >>27144861
    oh you.
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)07:54 No.27144927
    >>27144904
    OH IT GET IT.
    THEY BECOME LESBIAN FRIENDS AND GO ON A HONEY MOON
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:54 No.27144928
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    >>27144838
    >Fluttershy
    >Removed from show
    Not on my watch. Everybody grab your pitchforks and torches, we're forming an angry mob.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:54 No.27144929
    >Fluttershy no longer part of the show
    >overall viewership decreases 80%
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)07:54 No.27144931
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    hmm... I wonder if there's a way to still keep a queue of plushies for the regular price but sell off spares on ebay? maybe like a maximum queue of 5 people but sometimes make other characters and sell them off on ebay for those who didn't make the queue?

    if plushies are going for this much money, it's very tempting but I don't want to be an asshole
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)07:56 No.27144942
    >>27144927
    >>27144928
    >>27144929
    Why else do you think she isn't getting a miniature toy? They do'n't want to waste the time to make a soon to be removed character
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/25/11(Sat)07:56 No.27144948
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    >>27144942
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:57 No.27144952
    >>27144929
    >birthrate skyrockets, Fluttershy is brought back to life by order of the president of the United States of America.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:57 No.27144953
    >>27144931
    >Dat Plush
    Honnestly, do want.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:57 No.27144957
    >>27144931
    If you start the bidding at a reasonable price and people bid what they will, its not really a big deal. Especially if you're selling them for the patient at normal prices.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:57 No.27144959
    How about Fluttershy gets banished for grand theft of royal property from Bird in the Hoof. Stop right there criminal scum.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:58 No.27144965
    >>27144931
    By auctioning plushies for ludicrous amounts of money you increase the total number of plushies in the system and thus drive down prices for everybody. Morally, the best thing to do is to let people give you insane amounts of money for ponies made out of dumb fabric.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:58 No.27144966
    >>27144931
    Will there be a /co/ user discount?

    I want one of those Parasprites.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:58 No.27144968
    >>27144959
    And thrown in a dungeon.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)07:59 No.27144977
    >>27144966
    >/co/ user discount

    >/co/ user discount
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)07:59 No.27144979
    >>27144959
    What if she resisted arrest?
    >> GK THE BICURIOUS COFFEE WARLOCK 06/25/11(Sat)07:59 No.27144981
    >>27144931
    410.00 USD total with shipping. honestly my mom could make one of those, ill admit do want im just saying that a lot of money for a plush.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/25/11(Sat)08:00 No.27144991
    >>27144931
    >$380

    That's it, I'm learning how to sew.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:01 No.27145002
    >>27144931
    Not asshole.

    Not even taking advantage.

    You're still offering them for those who will wait. (you are in this scenario right?) Then there's no reason why you cant but it up for a reasonable starting bid and let people pay what they'll pay.
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)08:01 No.27145005
    BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:
    Cutie Mark Crusaders:
    -To make the series more attractive to those with disabilities, the cutie mark crusaders will become such.
    -Applebloom becomes blind
    -Scootaloo is deaf
    -Sweetie Bell is mute
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)08:01 No.27145006
    >>27144957
    I guess

    >>27144965
    I'll be making plushies either way, and at this point there's still far more demand than there is supply. I think it'll be a while before interest completely runs out.

    >>27144966
    no, but parasprites are easy to make and won't count in the queue - I'm actually making a couple today. Hit me up with an email if you want one, they're £10 and come in whatever color you want that I have in stock
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:02 No.27145011
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    >>27144977
    Shut up faceless.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:03 No.27145019
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    >>27144979
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:03 No.27145024
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    >>27144931
    >paying 400 dollars for a minature plushy

    I might just be cheap but if you're gonna spend that much money then it better be a giant sized Celestia
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)08:04 No.27145031
    >>27145002
    >you are in this scenario right?
    yep
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:04 No.27145033
    >>27145024
    Now THAT I would buy.
    but only if its pink
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:05 No.27145039
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    >>27145005
    What about Derpy?
    Something has to happen with her.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:05 No.27145045
    >>27145024
    Better make that body pillow Celestia with strategically placed holes for 400 bucks.
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:05 No.27145047
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    >MFW I realize half of the "pony fans" are only in what they see as a "fad" to make a profit.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:06 No.27145052
    >>27143430
    God...what is it about that hair...whyboner every damn time...
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:07 No.27145062
    >>27145047
    Im here and all im getting is a bigger electricity bill from keeping these threads up on my laptop all night.
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:07 No.27145066
    >>27145062
    You are true pony fan
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)08:08 No.27145071
    >>27145039
    Derpy Hooves:
    -To not be offensive to those with handicaps, "Derpy Hooves" will be officially named "Happy Pony", her eyes are fixed, and she is the mayors assistant
    -Has a family and a man she depends on

    Season 1:
    -Will be remasted and released in 3D
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)08:08 No.27145073
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    >>27145052
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:09 No.27145082
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    >>27145047
    >mfw it worked and everyone is cashing in
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:10 No.27145092
    >>27145082
    Hey no ones making you pay 380 for a plushie. That's on you. (the impersonal you)
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:11 No.27145109
    >>27145071
    >Derpy has a man she depends on
    So they're trying not to offend handicap people, but they're ok with making women need men to help them? What is this, 1956?
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:11 No.27145118
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    >>27145092
    >they don't pirate plushies
    I'll be seeding my Zecora plushie with everyone once it finishes downloading in 35 days.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:13 No.27145137
    >>27145109
    It'll only be obvious in the baking and shopping episodes, when Applejack realises that without her husband to help she doesn't have a clue how she's meant to do half this stuff!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:14 No.27145143
    >>27145118
    I dont even download my music. Ill; be damned if im gonna start with a 35 day download.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:15 No.27145151
    So yesterday when I was asking for ideas, someone told me that I ought to write second chapters for some of my better or shorter fics, and I was wondering which one I should write first.

    >Gilda

    >Futa Jack

    >Mrs Cake

    >Mrs Cake + Pinkie Pie

    >Dinky
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:16 No.27145161
    >>27145071
    >-Will be remasted and released in 3D

    I'm okay with this, actually. As long as the perspective doesnt break, the show would look great in stereo.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:16 No.27145171
    >>27145062
    >not using a portable antimatter power generator
    >in 2011

    I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
    >> TGAP_Trixie 06/25/11(Sat)08:17 No.27145183
    >>27145161
    Oh yes! Think about the remastered Star Wars films by George Lucas! That's the direction they are going! In fact, we are bringing in George to show us how best to update our old successful footage to make it better!
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:18 No.27145186
    >>27145151
    Futa Twist on Rule 63 Futa Snips
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:18 No.27145199
    i was taking a stride in the country. i saw a young mare behind a fence. i caressed her snout. but it had strange, bad looking pink lumps in it. looked bad, like an infection or some shit, maybe bot eggs. not good.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:18 No.27145202
    >>27145186
    You do realize I write Human In Equestria stories right
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:18 No.27145205
    >>27145073
    Shit...I gotta get some real porn open now. No way I'm sliding down that slippery slope letting...THAT mental association take hold.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:19 No.27145207
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    >>27145151
    ohboyherewego
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:19 No.27145218
    >>27145202
    I don't see your point. A human will be there...watching.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:20 No.27145231
    >>27145151
    gilda and futa jack in angry sex
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:21 No.27145244
    >>27145231
    nrrfhhhgh
    I'll take that as a prompt for Gilda 2nd chapter

    >>27145218
    >second chapters for my fics, not characters nonexclusive and blhskbhdfjbhdfsbkds I'm too tired for this shit.
    >>27145151
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:23 No.27145268
    >>27145244
    you have high standards for somebody who's run out of ideas for bad clopfiction
    >> Klondike 06/25/11(Sat)08:23 No.27145278
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    >>27145244
    Twist was all like "Yo snips let me fuck you in the ass I got a dick
    and you were like "yeah do it." and Snips submitted into peer pressure.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:24 No.27145283
    >>27145268
    >high standards
    and you seem to have issues wrapping around your head the concept of choosing one of the five fics I >'d.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:26 No.27145301
    >>27145283
    Why are you limiting yourself to sequels of your own stuff?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:26 No.27145304
    well whatever. second chapter Gilda it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:26 No.27145312
    >>27145183
    ...what? No. You'd hire, say, a dozen artists to create alternate versions of the flash files with a slightly altered perspective. Again, as long as that perspective is correct and consistent, it'd look great. That's a big "if" though. If you watch the background whenever the camera is moving in the show, things always look a bit off, since every object is being moved on a track, instead of the camera moving through an environment,
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:28 No.27145330
    >>27145301
    Because fanficfags cannot into originality or creativity
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:30 No.27145351
    >>27145330
    That's the stupidest thing I've heard this month.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:30 No.27145365
    >>27145351
    I don't normally read through what I post, either.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:36 No.27145420
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    >>27145351
    >>27145365
    >not recognizing/understanding the "cannot into" meme
    >in 2011
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:36 No.27145429
    >>27145330
    All fanfics in general are pretty unoriginal.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:38 No.27145448
    >>27145420
    >implying recognizing it means a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:39 No.27145457
    >>27145451

    new
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:40 No.27145474
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    >>27145457
    Nope. We're nowhere close to image limit.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/25/11(Sat)08:43 No.27145501
    alright so I think I'm gonna go with that 5-person-queue-and-make-some-for-ebay thing

    I'll start sending emails out to everyone who sent me a "I'm interested" email to see if they want to be in the queue once I finally finish that trixie

    for now here's my queue http://hoppip.deviantart.com/journal/41710656/
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)08:43 No.27145510
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    I think I'll be going shortly.
    Super sleep mode kicking in.
    Anyone want a picture before I head out?
    Might do one or two more.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)08:44 No.27145519
    >>27145510
    How about a mrs cake one?
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/25/11(Sat)08:45 No.27145532
    >>27145510
    Draw Rarity and Fluttershy getting mad at each other for some reason
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)08:57 No.27145663
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    Pinkie unrelated
    >> Fluffy Butts 06/25/11(Sat)08:59 No.27145694
    >>27145519
    >>27145532
    ugh.. Sorry guys, bit off more than I can chew and don't think I'll be finishing them before I go.
    But I've been meaning to do some Fluttershy, so I'll probably have a nice bit of her to dump in here by tonight.
    Sorry again and bai for now!
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)09:01 No.27145718
    >>27145694
    Oh well, bye.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:01 No.27145720
    >>27145663
    Why did you post the pinkie.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:11 No.27145822
    Ponychan has a bunch of "super sekrit" hidden boards, they are pretty lame but someone said there's around 30 of them.
    So far these are the ones I've found.

    whydoesntspikehaveanylegs
    spaaaaaace
    rails
    inb4why
    nope
    wat
    why
    letgoofyourhate
    lol
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:15 No.27145862
    >>27145822
    >sekrit boards
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:26 No.27145966
    >>27145862

    Hence the " "
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:29 No.27146013
    >>27145966
    It really speaks to the level of maturity they wish to portray to the rest of the fandom.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)09:38 No.27146117
    I wonder if posting a clopfic gets me banned as well.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:40 No.27146140
    >>27146117

    Where? On ponychan? Yeah I'm willing to bet money that you would. They get sensitive about people sexualizing their waifus.

    Be sure to cap the reactions otherwise there won't be a point to this.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)09:41 No.27146153
    >>27146140
    No, I mean here.

    got a ban slapped on me itt.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/25/11(Sat)09:43 No.27146184
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    FREEZE!
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)09:46 No.27146222
    hmm, watersports or no watersports, that is the question...
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:50 No.27146302
    Anyone know where I can find the story where rarity gets everyone raped? I love the show, although I don't really read the fan fiction...but this one has me curious just because it sounds so dark.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:55 No.27146354
    Seth posts about fursuits AGAIN, he knows damn well it will cause drama AGAIN, he even begs the readers to take it somewhere else but of course he can't do anything about the shitstorm brewing in the comments section AGAIN!

    He's either incredibly stupid and unable to learn from his mistakes or he just simply loves the drama.
    Furries are only tolerated by ponychan the rest of the fandom tries to ignore or downright hates them but Seth just can't help to smear it in everyone's face.

    Last time I told Seth he should stop posting obviously drama inducing stuff he just replied: "I report on everything."
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/25/11(Sat)09:55 No.27146355
    >>27146302
    No idea, but I have one where she tries to have fuck with big mac.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dFrE250l93wBLf64h9Arl1V1tZNp1MzXgR6yR9xcXeY/edit?hl=en_US
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)09:56 No.27146373
    >>27146354
    He should report about himself, and stop beating around the bush to make it his own personal blog.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:57 No.27146382
    >>27146354

    Also if you want to rage check out the video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwnBmsZeaPo

    Why do ALL and I mean ALL fursuiters act like they have ADD? That was a rhetorical question.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:57 No.27146385
    This is the thread that doesn't end
    Yes it goes on and on my friend
    Some people started writing posts not knowing what it was
    And they'll continue writing posts forever just because
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)09:58 No.27146399
    >>27146382
    I'd guess the same reason all, and I mean all 4channers act like dicks sometimes. Anonymity.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/25/11(Sat)09:59 No.27146404
    >>27146354
    Seth's a dildo, pay him not notice.
    >> Vildleder 06/25/11(Sat)10:00 No.27146425
    >>27146382

    I lasted 3 seconds before the rage overtook me, and I had to close the tab.
    Why would anyone wear this, never mind publicly. I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:04 No.27146462
    >>27146425

    Now you realize those are probably two dudes, dressed as female cartoon ponies, they might have had sex in those. This gives a new meaning to the whole AppleDash ship.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:05 No.27146479
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    >>27146462
    Damnit, I like appledash, don't make me think about dirty things like human sex
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:06 No.27146487
    >>27146479

    It's not human sex if you are wearing fursuits.
    >> Vildleder 06/25/11(Sat)10:06 No.27146488
    >>27146462

    I swear theres a picture of the mane cast looking horrified at a PC.
    It would be entirely appropriate right about now.

    Also, this thread is slow as shit. Is it just the time of day, or have we finally lost some steam?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:07 No.27146495
    >>27146487

    Also furries are subhuman.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:08 No.27146511
    >>27146495
    it still dirties the pureness of pointless pony love!
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:08 No.27146514
    >>27146488
    Probably because of the subject of discussion.
    and equally the fact that the thread's autosaging.
    127 images, 414 posts.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/25/11(Sat)10:10 No.27146534
    >>27146514
    It's the time of day, Threads don't pick up for about another hour or so.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:13 No.27146578
    >>27146534
    well it ought to pick up when I finish writing this second chapter.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:14 No.27146591
    >>27146354

    Some guy in the comments section on EqD said if you watch this show you are automatically a furry.

    Well fuck him.
    >> LostKause aka LowKey aka Monday Streamy Timey 06/25/11(Sat)10:18 No.27146640
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    >>27146382

    Welp. Pretty sure that's not what I wanted to see before bed. The pan shot to the crowd made me wince.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:21 No.27146675
    >>27146382

    Thumbs down and flagged.
    Furry scum should just leave the ponies alone.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:22 No.27146680
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    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:22 No.27146681
    >>27146640
    Here's something to clear your mind with.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:25 No.27146719
    >>27146681

    That was less disturbing than the fursuits whatever it was.
    >> LostKause aka LowKey aka Monday Streamy Timey 06/25/11(Sat)10:26 No.27146730
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    >>27146681

    This is glorious. I am thoroughly cleansed.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/25/11(Sat)10:28 No.27146745
    >>27146681
    That video is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:29 No.27146759
    >>27146681

    Never has something so homosexual entertained me so.
    Not counting pony threads of course.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:31 No.27146789
    Let's hope I don't get a Field Too Long message.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:31 No.27146795
    >>27146354
    Well of course he loves drama, don't doubt he's one of us
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:32 No.27146814
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    Continuation of the Gilda Fic.

    You look around. She's gone out for a while, getting some stuff. You've been living with her a few days now, accepting her invitation to stay for as long as you like. You try to rub against the pole you're tied up to, cock erect and aching for release. You're dressed up in tight mesh, rips and holes around the occasional spots, coupled with scratch marks on your body. You've got a pink skirt on, and a ballgag in your mouth, red lipstick smeared sloppily around your lips. She's had you tied up here for a couple of hours now, tending to your swollen cock, which has barbed beads shoved into it, rendering it impossible to cum. Cum. You want to cum. It's slowly starting to fill up every corner of your mind. You try to squeeze the beads out, but it just makes you feel the vibrator in your ass more, and you clench, the beads not moving one bit. You look down. Sweat and anal fluids pool on the floor underneath you. You hear the door click closed, and you look up again. Gilda's home, and she has a grocery bag, and a discrete black bag in her grip. She puts the black bag down on the glass table, and walks off to the kitchen to put the groceries in, not even saying a word to you or even giving you any attention at all.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:33 No.27146833
    >>27146814
    She walks into the room again, this time looking at you. She takes the black bag again, and puts it next to you. "How're you holding up?" she asks, with a coy tone. "I bet you'd just love to cum, wouldn't you?" she drags the tip of her talon up from the base of your ballsack, to your cockhead, and you shiver. "Well, naughty girls don't get to cum until I say so." She walks over to her toy wall, and she takes down a split-end whip. She turns around, and quips her arm at you, lacing your upper body with the whip, and you scream, muffled by the gag. "Who's a naughty girl?" Another whipping. "Aren't YOU a naughty little girl? A dirty little girl who gets off on pain?" Three more whips, quick after another. She's about to say something more, but hesitates, and instead changes her aim. "Don't you love THIS?" She whips at your groin, and you feel the searing heat permeate from your ballsack as she leaves striped marks all over it, tears flowing from your eyes. "Huh? Don't you?" Again, and you feel like you're about to burst from the pain and the need to cum. You quiver in place, unable to move, your entire body shaking. She puts the whip back, and walks over to you again. She slaps your balls with her hardened palm as hard as she can, and you straighten up, having hunched down, letting the weight of your body rest on your arms, and now your back arches out. She grabs a hold of your sack, and she squeezes them hard, smacking your cock this time.
    >> Duplex Fields 06/25/11(Sat)10:35 No.27146852
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    Is there a new general? Are we just marking time until this one disappears?
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:36 No.27146864
    >>27146833
    You're slouching again, body wracked once more as she sucks your cock off, teasing you further, still aching from the pain. She looks up at you, and she sits back down, cock plopping out of her mouth. She rummages through the bag, picking up a little black box, with three connected straps to it. "I got you something special." She slides the first strap over your cock, settling it on the base of it and another before your cockhead, and the last strap gets put on, and tightened, around your ballsack. She flicks the switch on, and you tense up again, electricity now coursing your genitals, the pain multiplying several times as she again slaps your balls around with all her strength. "Isn't it lovely? I found it while I was out. What a bargain, too!" she laughs, toying around with your sack. "Oh yeah." She pulls out the other item in the black bag. It's a long and small phallic object, the size of her talon, with bumps and ribs.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:37 No.27146881
    >>27146864
    "This one's custom made, just for you to enjoy." she says, quickly pulling out the beads in your cock, and jamming the Talon-esque cockdildo down your hole, and you feel the violation penetrate down your hole further than ever before. She lets it sit ther a second, unusually considerate of your feelings, and then she pulls it out again, and jabs it down. Over and over, all the while she has a gleeful look on her face. "You're my naughty girl, right?" You nod. "That's a good, naughty girl. You deserve a reward." She pulls the dildo out almost all the way, and then she slams it all down, almost hiding the dildo inside of your cock, and the pain is unbelievable. You feel like you're blackening out, but a quick slap at your balls gets your mind out of the slip. She puts on a harness of sorts around your cock, slipping a part of it through the indention at the tip of the dildo, and she locks the entire thing in place. "Feel free to squeeze as much as you want, it isn't going to budge a bit." she chimes, giving you a kiss on your cheek as she stands up. "I'll go make us some food, you just sit on tight." she chuckles, walking off to the kitchen.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:39 No.27146912
    >>27146881
    The scent of cooked meat penetrates your nostrils, and she walks out with an assortment of meat and vegetables. She's an carnivore by default, but she has a liking for vegetables and fruit that makes the meat more savory or tender, so you suppose she's an selective omnivore, unlike all the ponies, who're strictly herbivores. She puts the plate down on the table, picking up a thick sausage. She looks into your eyes as she slides it deep in her throat, rubbing it up and down, slurping on it suggestively, and your dick throbs. "Mmmmm..." She lets it slide all the way down her throat, and she swallows it whole, keeping her mouth open for you to see. She reaches behind your head, unstrapping the ballgag, and a mouthful of drool splatters on the floor as she removes it. You breathe through your mouth a few times, enjoying the fresh air. You're cut short though, as she kisses you, cocking her head sideways and poking her tongue inside your mouth, wrapping her arms around your body. She digs her talons in on your back, pricking holes on you again, another few droplets of blood lining down your back. Her taste is spicy, she must've seasoned the food hot, and your tongues battle, furiously breathing through your nostrils. She lets go, turning back to pick up another sausage, this time with her beak, and she presses it against your lips, sliding it inside as you chew it up, and she makes out with you again. You were right, the sausage IS spicy. You notice Gilda is blushing when you swallow down, and you lean forward to kiss her on the cheek, leaving a red mark on it, which she rubs off. After repeating the make-out session, an empty platter and two full stomachs later, she returns to tending to your cock.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:40 No.27146930
    >>27146912
    ending;
    You feel the harness coming off, and she drags her tongue down to your ballsack, clenching down on it gently, pulling back until it's impossible to go any further, and you shudder. She licks all around it, rolling them in her mouth. She lets them plop out, swinging back down between your thighs as she puts the tip of her beak against the dildo, slowly dragging it out. When it's almost all out, she uses her hand to pull out the rest, while her tongue slides in, the comfortable and wet warmth replacing the hard and long dildo. She flicks around inside a bit, before pressing in as far as she can. You feel some pressure relievance, but it's not the need to cum... She pulls out, a stream of yellow following closely. She closes her eyes, mouth open as your pee splashes her face, swallowing down what comes into her mouth. She licks her beak, grabbing your cock, jerking it up and down as she rams one of her fingers down again a few times, while nibbling at your nipple. She stops when she feels something else on the tip, and she leans down, squeezing the base of your cock hard as she pulls her talon out, cum pooling inside your widened cockhole, and she slurps it up with her tongue before she takes it in her mouth, jerking you off a few more times, loosening the grip, and the rest of your pent-up cum completely fills her mouth, streaming out of her mouth and down on her chest, making it glistening wet and sticky. "Mmmm, That was alot... We've gotta do this more often." She gropes her chest, cleaning up the mess to some degree.

    "Come on, you naughty girl," she says, untying you. "let's clean up in the shower together."
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:46 No.27147027
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    You mean this? He gets all his news from here, blame the faggot who first plastered those pics and video all over these threads.
    Go ahead and blow things way out of proportion, comments section. Quit watching the show, or just kill yourself. Whiny whiny bitch bitch the sky is falling
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:47 No.27147056
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    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:48 No.27147072
    oh look a combo
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:48 No.27147077
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:49 No.27147086
    Durr
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:49 No.27147089
    whoops, am i breaking your combo?
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    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:50 No.27147113
    >>27147101
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:50 No.27147114
    nope
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:51 No.27147127
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:52 No.27147143
    oh hai
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:52 No.27147146
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    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:53 No.27147150
    >>27147146
    How you doin'?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:53 No.27147153
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:54 No.27147170
    Needs Ponys?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:54 No.27147172
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:55 No.27147180
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    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)10:55 No.27147183
    >>27147172
    inb4 "die"
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:55 No.27147188
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:55 No.27147192
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:56 No.27147198
    Do the time warp?
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:56 No.27147205
    What is your favorite piece of pony pornography? Mine's Kloudmutt's Spike/Twilight picture
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:57 No.27147224
    Enfld?
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    >>27147202
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)10:58 No.27147246
    "This thread needs to enfld lolut"?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/11(Sat)11:00 No.27147278
    >>27147246
    Obviously. It makes perfect sense.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/25/11(Sat)11:04 No.27147343
    The thread that was linked earlier.
    >>27145451
    >>27145451



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