I wonder if the /tg/ mod would ban Magic if that happened?

>>27141182
40,000

>>27141243
His head would explode instantly if that happened.

PONIES!

>>27141243
But then they'd have to go to Yu-Gi-Oh.

>implying that Transformers isn't one of the most overrated classic cartoon series of all time along with Scooby Doo and The Flintstones

>>27141182
just one

more ma/v/ericks

>>27141182
cartoon: 36
movie: 445

>>27141285
Hot stuff. Tentacles or gtfo.

lol this took way too long.

Distracted by RG's stream.

I just spent the last two days watching all 26 episodes of Ponies.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!? WHY IS IT SO GOOD!?

>>27141243
Actually, I think it wouldn't mind that much. Tey had a good pony thread yesterday, turned it into a couple pen and paper games.

>>27141323
link please?

Oh the implications.

Unweaponized, Cartoon : 2,045,379
Unweaponized, Movie : 5,718,395
Weaponized, Cartoon : 329,837
Weaponized, Movie : 891,537

if it's Animated Prime, then one by asking him where his trailer goes

>>27141323
Needs more vaginas

>>27141326
Oh you poor fool.
You thought we watched this shitty show?

>>27141326
Welcome to the Herd.

>>27141323
Daww.

>>27141335
guhhh... well

>>27141323
>MS
>not porn or smut
son
i am proud

>>27141364
>>27141365

>>27141335
>putting Rarity in the back

Oh damn, just think of all the whining she'll be doing.

>>27141334

http://www.livestream.com/evinciartwork

>>27141323
Check em

>>27141364
>>27141365
Stop that witchcraft. That's the fourth or fifth time now.

There some sort of Leth-owning-script?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/popular

We internet now.

>>27141323
Cute!

>>27141326
It's surprisingly good, huh? Good on you for giving it a try.

>>27141391

Kinda tough to whine with a mouth full of Snips' chocolate.

>>27141364
Are you a reaper?

>>27141364
You win this time...

>>27141364
>>27141365
my robot god.....

>>27141397
Pinkie Fan: 4 (including the one I set off before going to sleep)
Leth: 2

>>27141402
My dick is internet.

>>27141365

>>27141326
Just don't go too far into the fandom. Unfortunate stuff happens when you do.

>>27141226
Well, I don't seem to be very competent tonight, so gonna sleep on it and resume practice tomorrow.

>>27141323
And people say you only draw porn

>>27141393
>>>/mu/

>>27141443
You've got a lot more points from when you actually posted the marker like that. It's probably something like 10 to 2 right now.

Oh neat MAGIC!

/r/ing Rainbow Dash as Chandra and Twilight as Jace.

Why is new Jace so powerful.

>>27141446
Your dick is ponies?!
If you fuck someone hard enough do they become a portal to Equestria?

>>27141364

I'm afraid

>>27141458
Still cute! Thanks!

Tender, ripe fruit ready for the picking dangled tantalizingly on the branches of the old apple tree.
A more apt image Rarity could not imagine, as she crouched hidden amongst the dense foliage, peeking through the leaves of the great old tree down to the orchards and farmhouse beyond. She watched from her covert spot as the young orange filly below paced from tree to tree in a nearby plot, coming to each in turn and delivering a sharp blow, bucking the trunk to harvest the fruit.
Applejack reared forward, and kicked the nearest tree. A rain of hearty red apples showered down from above her, each ripe fruit landing neatly in a wooden bin which had been positioned precisely just below, all laid out with care to catch the harvest. Rarity smiled without quite knowing why.

The unicorn watched for a while, as Applejack made her way predictably through the plot, until its last tree had been shaken free of fruit. Then she began to haul the bins back, lining them up outside the nearby hay barn.
It wasn't long before three distant figures appeared on the horizon, cresting one of the many hills surrounding Sweet Apple Acres. Rarity saw them long before Applejack. The earth pony just kept on toting those bins as they approached. Closer still, and no sign of recognition. It wasn't until they actually reached the fence Applejack noticed them.
Three tall, pure white stallions. Squared features. Almost statuesque. Golden armor. Blue manes done up in crests over gilded helmets.
Princess Celestia's Royal Guard.

Applejack paused, staring across the field to them from her barn, but quickly remembered herself and trotted over. She nodded, respectfully, and offered a warm smile. She was always so hospitable. So welcoming to everypony. And the Royal Guard certainly warranted an extra special welcome, didn't they?
Rarity grinned wider, watching the scene beyond.
The trap was springing.
Not even Applejack could get out of this one.

>>27141474
Those don't count, they were warm-ups.

>>27141507
She took them in one by one. Where their cutie marks would be, on their croupieres, there were printed insignias, and images of weapons. "Well howdy," she offered them with her characteristic enthusiasm. She couldn't imagine why they'd be here, but she gave every courtesy. "What c'n I do for y'all on this gorgeous day?" She was smiling.
They weren't.

"Are you the pony called Applejack?" The first asked in a steely voice. Deep tone. No hint of emotion. He barely moved. He didn't seem to even blink. He bore a spear's image on his armor.
"Yep, that's me," she nodded. "Can I help y'all?" Her smile remained. But now she was a little concerned.
"Applejack..." the second glanced down, producing a small scroll of paper, unfolding it to read. His image was a sword. "...Applejack... Apple?" he asked, not quite sure of it himself.
The first glanced sharply over his shoulder. "You idiot, that's not right."
"It says 'Applejack, of Apple Family'." He said plainly, his voice flat but insistent.
The third wore the image of a club. He piped up. "That doesn't mean her name is 'Applejack Apple'. That's a stupid name."
"Oh okay, sure, because nopony in this town has a stupid name."
The Spear-marked stallion scowled at both of them. "You're supposed to be Celestia's best. Start acting like it! It doesn't matter how stupid her name-"
Applejack cleared her throat audibly. "Can I HELP y'all?" She repeated. The guards all turned back to her.

"Miss Apple," Sword said firmly, pushing the gate open on the fence and stepping into the orchard, "We're going to have to take a look around."
"Come again?" AJ blinked, cocking her head to one side.
The other two followed him in, past the gate. Applejack paced back a bit, keeping up with them.
"We have reason to suspect contraband on this property." the spear-marked stallion said.
"This is a warrant to search the premises." the sword-marked guard said, shoving a scroll rudely at her face.

So this is sort of a bad question but how much would it cost to get someone like MS to draw me fucking humanized Gilda

>>27141507

Here we go.

>>27141507
Oh fuck here we go.

and here i was hopeing for a clean thread.

>>27141507
>>27141521
>not using spoilers or googledocs

>>27141521
"There's gotta be a mistake," AJ murmured, convinced of just that as she unfurled the scroll with one hoof and knelt down to read it.
"No mistake," the club-marked guard responded tersely.
"Well I ain't done nothin' wrong!" she affirmed confidently, eyes poring over the wordy script beneath her.
It looked legit.
"That's for us to discern." One of the guards shot back.
Applejack was getting a bit worried now. She glanced back and forth between the scroll to the guards who now made their way to the barn. Who began to rummage through the bins out front. They searched with an aggressive enthusiasm, rifling through the crops, but with a sort of carelessness that made it seem they weren't looking for anything at all. She made a few urgent but wordless exhalations as she watched, trying to think of something to say but finding nothing.
The club-guard overturned a bin. Apples spilled everywhere, tumbling across the ground.
AJ startled a bit. "Hey now!" She shouted, her outburst a mix of both worry and anger. "I just bucked those!" She protested, stamping a hoof. "Watch it!"
The guards glanced at her all at once, then went back to work without saying anything.

The orange earth pony shifted her weight uneasily from one hoof to another. She looked on uncomfortably as the guards continued to nearly ransack her fresh harvest. Another bin was overturned, and still they persisted. Finally, the guard with the spear emblem nodded to the barn door.
"What's in here?"
"That's just an old hay barn."
The guard furrowed his brow. "What's in it?" He repeated.
AJ stared at him blankly, then cocked her head and raised a brow. "Uh... hay?" She responded, as if suspecting a trick question.
The three white stallions shared a knowing look and nodded back to the barn.
"Show us," the spear-pony said in a firm deadpan, "You go ahead of us."

>Start TF2
>Join server
>Die
>tf2 crashes
WELL NOW I REMEMBER WHY I QUIT PLAYING

>>27141432
oh look the only thing to ever be banished FROM the moon!

>>27141523
1 inked character goes for $15-$40. Ask MS on his DeviantArt page. megasweet.deviantart.com

>>27141544

>>27141544
What if the Earth is the moon's moon and it only looks smaller because of special relativity and length dilation

>>27141507
>>27141521
>>27141535
Fuck you. And fuck your fanfiction.

>>27141551
wait you can't be serious that's all it costs?

>>27141544
>>27141559
I'll banish you into the next life!

>>27141567
Hey, come here.
 
Closer
 
Closer, I have a secret.
 
 
Just a liiitle more
 
 
 
you don't have to read fanfiction

>>27141535
Go on...

OK guys what should I request from MS

>>27141607

pernkie pie fucking a penisvagina

>>27141607
Futa Sweetie Belle.

>>27141607
Pinkie Pie doing a greasy bodyslide on a subway sandwich.

heh. i knew a girl like you, once, Dash. girl called Jack. i'll tell you what i told her.

eyes like these, you gotta kill a few people. get sent to a slammer where they tell you you'll never see the sun again. then you dig up a doctor, pay him twenty menthol Kools to shine your eyes. so you can see them... before they see you.

>>27141607
Shit-squirting dick-nipples.

>>27141607
Ponies not engaging in coitus.

>>27141595
But it's an eyesore. A blight, on these otherwise pure, and wholesome threads.

>>27141607

A retired Rainbow Dash cheering on a Wonderbolts Scootaloo.

>>27141634
Seconded.

>>27141610
>>27141613
>>27141616
>>27141623
>>27141626
Sweetie Belle futa is the only moderately interesting idea so far

>>27141634
I can't fap to that

>>27141649
I can.

>>27141523

Depends on if you want it colored. Hit me up on DA or Fimchan and we'll talk.

>>27141535
AJ sighed, slumped her shoulders, and rolled her eyes so hard it felt like they were going to fall out of her skull. "For cryin' out loud," she murmured, walking to the barn, "I don't know what all this is about but y'all aren't gonna find nothin' out a'place."
The athletic young earth pony walked in past the paint-peeled door, entering the dusty, stale darkness of the old wooden barn. Hay filled the barn, both in bales and in loose, scattered piles. The ground itself was covered in a thick layer, and the dirt floor couldn't be seen through the thick accumulation of golden-brown.
She walked a good way into the unlit barn, then sight, glancing over her shoulder. "See? I told you: there ain't nothin' in here but hay 'n' dust mites."

The barn door closed suddenly, enveloping the room in darkness. Dusty sunlight streamed in through slats in the walls where the old wooden planks had grown weak or crooked, ravaged by time and disuse. AJ startled, glancing at the three guards who paced in behind her. "Now what was that for?" she asked, more confused than anything.
"Shut up," the spear-pony barked at her. His limited patience had run out and his already-gruff tone became wholly unpleasant. AJ pulled back as if struck, so caught off-guard was she by the rude response.
The white stallions came in closer, pacing over the dried hay. Even in the filtered sunlight, she could see their stern expressions had become downright threatening.
"Hooves up against the wall," the spear instructed. "Spread your legs."
"What?" AJ demanded, incredulous.
"Hooves up against the wall. And spread your legs."
Applejack paused for a long moment, looking at them with uncertainty. But their expressions were as stone. They never wavered.
They weren't kidding.

>>27141480
>Why is new Jace so powerful.

Cause he costs 5 mana now

Or are you referring to the old new jace which is now BANNED FROM STANDARD

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/feature/148a

hahahahaha, suck it blue, suck it hard.

>>27141649
Rainbow Dash on futa Scootaloo?

>>27141682
forgot my pic

Bad pickup-line spike thread? Bad pickup-line spike thread.

>>27141699
lol

>>27141699
Normally the thorns on my cock would cause a pony massive internal bleeding, but I think you're stretched out enough to accommodate me

:3

>>27141699

>>27141699
hey rarity, i got somethin you could put some gems on *grabs dick*

whatever, any requests?

>>27141680
...Shit, I'm going to have to read this tomorrow; it's that time of knight when shit REALLY starts to affect me.

I swear I'll read it, and if the other part was any indication, I know I'll enjoy it, but I can't handle it right now.

I love ms to death, I really do.
But why did she have to go and ruin my favorite /ss/ fantasy? Imma become an intern as soon as I can.

>>27141731
I lost.

>>27141731
should say charge, imo, considering rarity is a filthy prostitute

Ponychan.net seems to be down. I'mma lurk in here.

>>27141737
That sounds mildly uncomfortable

>>27141670
wtf you took me seriously wat

yes i msged you anyway

>>27141480
>/r/ing Rainbow Dash as Chandra and Twilight as Jace.

second. flaming rainbow hair please.

>>27141751
Welcome. Enjoy your stay.

>>27141731
Oh dear lord.

>>27141739

lol. You mean the dick thing? I threw that in at threw last second. When I ink it, that part of the text won't be there.

>>27141338
YOU ARE WRONG YOU RETARD

WEAPONIZED TWILIGHT CAN DEFEAT THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE MOVIE

>>27141751
GET THE FUCK IN HERE, LOVE

>>27141737
Shit-squirting dick nipples.

>>27141764

>>27141751
You really didn't need to tell us, you could have just as easily slipped into the thread unnoticed and none of us would have been the wiser.
Anyway, enjoy your stay in /co/

>>27141680
Applejack didn't say anything at first. The orange earth pony grumbled, took a few steps toward the nearest wall, and in the dim light of the darkened barn, stood up on her hind legs and put her hooves against the wall.
"Spread your legs," the spear repeated.
Her ears folded down and she muttered something under her breath, but complied. She'd never been frisked before.
She'd also never had a boy tell her to spread her legs.

The three white pegasus stallions approached her. The club and sword stood back, while the spear approached. He sat behind her, lifting his hooves. He frisked her briefly, then nodded to his comrades. "Well, she's clean," he confirmed.
"Sorry for wasting your time, Miss Apple."
"Shoot," she sighed, getting back on four legs, "T'weren't no trouble. But I told y'all y'weren't gonna find nothin' illegal."
The guards all nodded sheepishly. "And we're sorry about your apples too!" the club said.
"Well heck," Applejack smiled back, "I don't mind none. Why don't y'all take some with you? Must be awfully tirin' walkin' all the way back to Canterlot without nothin' t'eat."
"Why thank you!" they all responded at once.

They all laughed together. What a silly misunderstanding it had been!
Applejack saw them all off, standing by the fence as the three stallions walked off towards the setting sun.

The end!

>>27141765
Oh thank god. Was that just dome stream shenanigans? When will you be streaming again?

>>27141793
That's not how the roll. They enter a channel with fucking noisemakers and streamers and shit.

OK MS I have decided

You must draw

Steven Magnet

Rule 63

futa

whacking off

with visible feet cos I'm into that

what is the cost estimate

>>27141799
See, this I can get behind.

>>27141817
Anonymous.
Please, let's be civil.

>>27141804
Some*
stupid ipod

>>27141799
I am so hard right now you have no idea.

>>27141799
0/10 dissapointing. You might as well said the game or said checkem or somthing.

>>27141804
He said tomorrow. Which is okay by me.

>>27141799
Saw that coming as soon as I noticed you hadn't posted anything in your fimchan thread.

>>27141783
Is that a cap? It kind of looks like the end of her leg is missing.

>>27141840
Post a pic.

>>27141778
aww, shitting dick nipples. first thing to scar me when I started browsing the 4chons. brings me back

>>27141852
One day, Sweetie Belle was fucking Rarity up the ass.
Suddenly, doubles
the end

>>27141858
I don't post pictures in mlp generals, I never felt the need to.

>>27141535
I gave the sword guard the lowest voice, he seems to be the one who would have it, the most assertive and proffessional... the voice of Micheal Dorn from Star Trek TNG

>>27141883
Faeg

>>27141799
...You know, when I gave in and said 'fuck my heart issues, I NEED to know what's going to happen', I wasn't expecting to be elaborately trolled.

Well played, Tozac. If that's even you.

>>27141764
moar!

>>27141840
Fuck you, I do what I want.
And I was just fuckin with em.

>>27141682
>>27141694

>implying 5 mana is enough for that zero ability

That fucking zero ability.

So guys,
Have we ever thought of like
Dressing our dicks up like ponies
And then taking pictures of them
And then we could crop the pictures and copy and past them together and make little animations with our dick ponies

>>27141908
Heeeeey you're not Anonymous! IMPOSTER!

>>27141932
MY RUSE, IT HAS BEEN FOILED!

>>27141928
Don't think too hard, bro.

>>27141928
duh, welcome to october of last year.

we're dressing up our poops now. get with the times

>>27141928
Nope, and I'd prefer we never mention anything like that again.

>>27141903
The spoilers are the diverging point for the actual story. I just wanted to have some fun with you guys. <3

should pony give pony enema

Ponychan is down, so I guess I have to hang out here.

Book of Mormon is the best thing to hit Broadway in years (no, really). The question is: can it be improved with ponies?

>>27141928
Dude that's fucked up

>>27141954
No.
Ponies do not poop.

>>27141953
Well, thanks. I got a good laugh out of it.

...And a bit of an adrenaline rush, but that's from the actual story.

>>27141928
Brb, my beautiful big toe pony edition

>trying to think of worksafe ideas for pony commish
>can't think of any

I'm thinking i should just learn how to art and draw my own guro.

>>27141928
That's a... That's a unique idea.

But no.

>>27141928

>>27141757

Lol I'm used to weird wild stuff at this point.

>>27141819

That's pretty oatmeal, bro.

>>27141804

Lol. Yeah just shenanigans. I like to do those to make things interesting. I'm going to stream tomorrow (today?) night. Usual time (10PM eastern).

>>27141954

No.

No they should not.

>>27141962
Please see
>>27141793

Related to your post: I do not know what that is.

>>27141971
yes they do
In fact I am going to make a clopfic about it
Where Rarity is going to model her clothing
But she wants to look her best
even her butthole
so she asks Fluttershy to give her an enema
But she gets really turned on by the view
and the gushing out her butt
and the soft moans Rarity makes as the liquid goes in and out
what do you think

>>27141971
they excrete rotten marshmallows from their cute little pony stars

>>27142012
Fund it.

>>27141928
never posted in an MLP general... never will again.

>>27141883
>Once upon a time fluttershy got to godhood and she killed all her followers for the lulz. :D
>then she lost her virginity
>then she killed twilight with the game
>tf2 was thus for casuals and they all fucked in the end.
Like my story? :)
I will be super :( if u don't

OH I GET IT
be extra depraved since ponychan is down to drive them away, gotcha, nudge nudge wink wink

>>27141985
what the hell happened to all the other beginner drawfags from like 2 months ago? there were like 5 of us in a thread but it seems only SB has risen to the challenge.

>>27142001
Well how much does "oatmeal" cost

>>27142039
They all gave up.

>>27141799
Rarity had no damn point in the story?

>>27142038
>implying were not in a stream watching rg paint two ponies blow a dude
yeah, lets act all depraved and shit.

>>27142037
I lol'd at image

>>27142055

See:
>>27141953

>>27142005
Well a pony is something that people first think of something from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" its a pretty good show you should look into it

>>27142038
>Thinking this isn't a normal night on /co/

>>27142043

Over 9000 rape dollars

you know, she's not a whore. she's a slut.

i imagine she'd insert a vibrator just before a really long meeting, putting her constantly on the verge of orgasm. you'd pass by her as you walked out, brushing against her arm, just the simplest friction. in her heightened state of excitement, she'd snap, shuddering with pleasure as she came.

she'd not be finished there, of course, oh god no. she'd just have found a new toy. she'd grab you by the tie, in front of everyone, blind or uncaring to the glances of the other people around you. she'd lead you into her office. she'd shut the door. she'd sweep away the papers on her desk, jump up on it, and force your head down onto her crotch. you'd get her excited again, and it wouldn't take long. she'd stand you up, unzipping your fly, throwing her long, alabaster legs over your shoulders, hiking her skirt up as you fucked her.

when she'd be done with you, she'd fix your tie, your jacket your hair. she just can't stand messy clothes, you know. she'd open the door, telling you that she has to compose herself, but that you should leave your keys with her, and plan on working overtime tonight.

she'd open the door and slap your ass as you walked out, into the crowd that had gathered.

been a while since i've written anything. sorry it's so weak. gimme a bit to warm up again.

>>27142035
You know anyone can post anything right?

Weird posts happen all the time. Best to just ignore what you don't like. Or just pretend that anything like that post is just trolling. That's what I do.

>>27142038
Depravity knows no bounds here.
How many extra notches shall I kick this up?

>>27142038
Nah, this is a pretty average thread.

>>27142054
I didn't, I've been drawing every weeknight for at least 2 hours.
I like to think I can draw as well as an elementary schoolchild at this point, but I might just be arrogant.

>>27142097
ALL OF THE NOTCHES!

>>27142073
wtf why are you assuming I'm joking

>>27142074
no, you had one chance and you failed.

>>27142117

lolidunno

>>27141962
taco wiz... hey i know that name

Also /co/ I know how much you hate tripfags. :)

>>27141739

>>27142130
Shut up and take my birthday money

>>27142054
That makes me sad to hear. Makes me feel lonely.

I get bummed out sometimes especially when I watch way better people make their amazing stuff that I'm jelly of, but overall this experience has been very positive.

Honestly I really used to think this stuff was voodoo or something.

What's more depraved than rape?

>>27142131
That's prejudiced. I don't care if people attach names/trips to their posts.

>>27142074
How can we fuck her with the vibrator still inside? Wouldn't that do damage to her organs beyond repair?

>>27142148
ICE RAPE

wait wat

>>27142131
We can't fucking stand tripfags.
Scum of the fucking earth man.

>>27142148
Forced abortion.

>>27142131
Piss off ponychan.

>>27142151

>>27142162
Forced anal fetus consumption.

>>27142148
...I can think of a few things, but first tell me why you want to know.

>>27142143
I think you're doing good. Better than me, bro.

seriously, any more requests?

>>27142162
Rarity can just use telebortion.

>>27142148

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sake of reproduction

>>27142150
Whenever I came here, and had a trip/name on, people got mad at me.

Maybe /co/ changed.


Just saying, there will be some ponychanner's taking refuge here for sure.

>>27142151
Undercover tush adventures

>>27142181
You're a sick man.

>>27142148
Africans from Africa.

>>27142179
Well the idea is that she'd want to keep it. If she doesn't then it's not forced.

>>27142181
Is there nothing /co/ won't fantasies about?

>>27142182
Everything you fucking say is held accountable on and off the site
We are fucking watching you
Love and tolerate here or you are FUCKING BANNED

I'll finish the AJ chapter tomorrow and start on Twilight's date-rape.

But I can't quite decide whether she should have her defenses utterly worn down to the point of defeat by the beta Caramel or the nonthreatening Snails.
Neither would be seen as a potential sexual aggressor and Twilight's initial inability to see them in a sexual light puts her at a disadvantage. At first the guy's just over at the library to study or whatever, but he starts getting aggressive and won't take no for an answer. Not physically, but more emotionally. The idea is to just get her overwhelmed to the point where she'll finally just give in.

The real question is whether it should be Caramel or Snails. Caramel's a pony that's never even had one line and Snails seems to be pretty widely disliked, so it's a tough call.
If anyone wants to make a case for either one without resorting to "I just don't like [character]" I'll see which one wins out.

>>27142178

Rainbow Dash rubbing Gilda's belly, she's purring.

>>27142182
I am only one person. I have seen other people express discontent towards trips.
I think if you don't contribute to discussions/art/fics then you really don't need one, but whatever

>>27142210
>Love and tolerate here or you are FUCKING BANNED

It's like I am looking at ponychan...

>>27142206
Forced telebortion?

But I agree that would be pretty sick.

>>27142182

then drop the trips. tell PonyChan to drop the trips if they come here.

the ONLY people who trip should be contributors, and honestly, that's only led to the kind of shit that these threads have become, so let's cancel that, too.

no ponythread trips.

>>27142143
I am still drawing, SB, and you are much better than me, so you can feel good about that.

>>27142178
If you're taking general requests, I wouldn't mind that Rainbow Dash Wonderbolts Scoot thing if you can manage.

I need something cute.

>>27142212
If you use Snails then I'm going to skip that chapter.
He's that shitty of a character, use Caramel instead

>>27142212
Caramel talks in Best Night Ever.

He and Blues are basically turned into Rarity's bitch.

>>27142212
Caramel. If you need something to go off, somebody did a nice little quickfic of him trying to deliver a box of homemade caramels to her; go for the shy crush, have her inadvertently lead him on, and bam, daterape.

Or, you know, you can have the little retard derp around for two paragraphs before ... How would you even set up a sexual situation between an unwilling Twilight and somebody too small and stupid to do anything she doesn't want?

>>27142229
I agree no trips is a great idea, names on the other hand...

>>27142072
Wait... night thread?

>>27142250
>He's shitty!
Again, not a compelling argument.
If anything his undesirability, his slow-mindedness and his gawkiness, are in fact the things that make him suited for the role.

>>27142192

Fluttershys on the next page of that mag

Angels in the Centerfold

>>27142265

doesn't bother me if people want to copy my name. and besides, i DO contribute, and the name-without-trip means there's less hugboxing.

>>27142273
Caramel is plenty gawky if we go by Winter Wrap-Up, and then there's all the other stuff I said...

>>27142229

IT sounds like a beautiful dream.

>>27142293
>Less hugboxing
>/co/
wat?
If everyone had a trip in these generals it would still be the same bullshit, just with more grudges.

>>27142264
>How would you even set up a sexual situation between an unwilling Twilight and somebody too small and stupid to do anything she doesn't want?
Again, it's date rape, not the old "pin her down and fuck her" shtick (that's more for Applejack and Dash).
Aggressively pestering a girl and emotionally exhausting her until she gives in is in fact a form of date rape. Just because she consents at the start, or perhaps to a milder act, doesn't mean she's really on board for the whole shebang.

>>27142293
You win this round...

>>27142273
Yeah but...he sucks. He's a joke character. Existing to be a dumbfuck unicorn with his little toad sidekick.
You're going to make HIM rape twilight?
Just use caramel instead please.

>>27142212
>Snails
No. Enough with this fucking trend-whoring. Your work doesn't need a shitty flavor of the month to get noticed.

>>27142313

it's a lot easier to ignore a name than a trip.

i should know.

i'm a bit bitter about it, actually, but i'm not going to go off and tripify.

>>27142316
What about what I said pro-Caramel?

>>27142339
hey...you're me

>>27142349
Hah, you can never be me!

>>27142214
rub rub rub

>>27142363
Think again.

>>27142339
Ponychan tripfriend here.
Snarky Bastard, you're a pretty cool guy.

I vote that you stop what you're doing immediately and use no one.

>>27142363
Oh god, I'm an abomination!

Apart from RS's humanized fic and Faceless's quickfic are there any clopstories with Snails featured at all?

>>27142349

i came first.

that's the one way that you can always tell it's me, that's what people never expect. my filenames are actual, proper filenames, not just a connected sequence of words and numbers, or what have you.

>>27142378
I have cracked the code!

>>27142333
>>27142326
>he sucks
Every time I see people bitching about Snails, this is all they can come up with. That and "overexposure" which amounts to "The_Weaver drew a comic about him that had more than one page".
Again, his undesirability only adds to the whole date rape theme. If he were a charming, handsome colt then Twilight would be much, much less reluctant about tossing her books aside and fooling around.

>>27142346
>What about what I said pro-Caramel?
Duly noted.

>>27142373
> I vote that you stop what you're doing immediately and use no one.
I'm not taking votes; I'm going by points made. This isn't a majority rules situation.

>>27142212
if you're still going the 'the trap is a tutoring session' route, I think Snails fits better.

>>27142148
> More depraved than rape.

Tying up the little filly
Dragging her to your hut
Rutting with her endlessly for days
Providing her no succor unless she serves you in each capacity according to her kind - the filtly Earth-kin
Rut and rut until finally your unicorn seed takes root

Bind her in place
Force her only lean sweet meats - she will struggle but the foal will grow strong
Wait, buding as she grows and swells

Upon the proper day as her quakings begin, the birthpangs usher you to sharpen knives

For you see your perfect horn'd son cannot be sullied by her canal

She must be cut wide belly-quick and suffered to live no further.

Why you ask I do this? Because adversity breeds strength. What more adversity is there to be raped and scorned and hated and tied and bound and gagged and flayed dead-alive for a better unicorn and a batter world?

>>27142373
>captcha
ha wow

and also, OH GOD THE WEREWOLVES

this show is actually really scary but i have no idea what it is. it's not MonsterQuest or Lost Tapes, i know that much.

fucking werewolves. at least my superior Celtic blood will keep me safe.

>>27142385
You are like me, only your folder is probably not added onto when you are drunk and are left the following morning sorting it again.

Okay, who requested this one (jokingly or not)?

>>27142181
How can ponys have dirty magazines if ponies are always naked?

>>27142385
I'm sure you'd like to go there. With your tidy little organized folders and names. But I think you're missing the bigger picture Nick. Smoke and mirrors. What the eyes see and the ears here the mind believes
I'm sure if I really tried, I would be you, and nobody noticed

>>27142428
I'm okay with this.

>>27142410

>>27142385

>implying trips and names aren't pretty much the same thing

>>27142410
>Batter world

>>27142440
You didn't figure it out already, my simple minded friend?
The magazine if full of clothed ponies.
Photo Finnish was a porn photographer.

I had a dream about mlp once. It was weird and I'm a little embarrassed to share it.

>>27142457
Leave some people to their delusions.

>>27142428
That was me.

Whats goin' on homeslice?

>>27142446

Yes, yes, smoke and mirrors, all your movies are terrible, yes yes, we were all impressed back when you were good.

>>27142440

ok slugbox is fucking awesome now
http://slugbox.deviantart.com/

>>27142472

The dark deed you requested is done.

>>27142471
theres a greater risk to being copypastable?

>>27142396
Hmm, when you bring in the undesirability I can kind of see it... But the 'overexposure' is more than just Weaver's comic, for a while before that he'd gotten a lot of 'biggest dick' treatment. And there's been a decent amount of other art.

But the problem is, if we want to go with daterape, Twilight has to actually be willing to an extent, and the undesirability factor becomes a problem. Caramel has the fanon background for attraction to Twilight, he's cute, and if he loses the seeds every Wrap-Up, he'll have confidence issues out the ass, all of which gets us to the starting point needed for date rape.

>>27142482
Thread ruined.
Fuck off.

>>27142457

>implying i'm not just as faggoty in theory as any tripfag, but am slightly less faggoty in practice SOLELY because of the lack of a trip

>>27142446

ooh, he knows my name. how scary. oh, wait, no it's not, because it's fucking easy to find out, because it says it right on my blog.

try harder.

>>27142492
First thing I see when I go to this thread.

>>27142492
Why would you draw this.

>>27142457
>implying all anons aren't gd trolls

>>27142488
>go to link
>get boner

I'm going to hell aren't I.

>Play mount and blade for what feels like 10 minutes
>80 new replies
STOP POSTING SO FAST YOU FUCKERS

>>27142503
Your name is Snarky Bastard?
Of the Bastard household?

>>27142500
No.

>>27142508

Because I could. Now where's Faceless, I need to go slap him in the face.

>>27142487
An amusing comic utterly ruined by the 'punchline'. Those stock faces need to be cordoned off, quarantined to never show themselves outside of reddit ever again.

>>27142498
>for a while before that he'd gotten a lot of 'biggest dick' treatment.

Sorry. I didn't invent that fanon and actually initially resisted it. In the end I ran with it like a kid with a kite.

>>27142503
>implying I was trying to intimidate you
No shit Sherlock. It is on your fucking blog for everyone to see.

>>27142531
Any relation to Worthless Bastard or THE BASTARD?

>>27142536
>Slap him in the face.
Take a number. That line is long.

>>27142528
nah man it aint even furry

>>27142531

of the house of Usher.

>>27142535

it's okay, Chis, i still love you.

>>27142466
ya gotta shaaaaare ya gotta caaaaare

>>27142245
I had to read the thread to find out what you wanted. Thank goodness I didn't draw what I planned to. Hope this works for ya.

>>27142568
Haven't seen new art from you in a while. Almost forgot you exist.

>>27142498
>But the problem is, if we want to go with daterape, Twilight has to actually be willing to an extent
This is a common misconception.

Anyway, I think I'm going to go with Caramel. I honestly think Snails would be a more appropriate choice, or at the very least, have some foundation of an established character that I could build off of instead of just forging something completely new, but there's a time and a place for every debate and trying to make the point in the fic itself will just turn it into drama.

I'd rather the drama continue to be about the content, not the meta discussion surrounding it.

>>27142562
It's all good, David Tenant. You weren't in Battlefield: Earth or Phenomenon. You're on the level.

>>27142466
I've never had a dream about MLP. I'm sure this is a good thing.

>>27142585

there's three N's in it.

>>27142575
Hey, you didn't add any blood or dicks.
I am impressed.

>>27142528
So far he's doing fine with his MLP stuff at least. But then again, his DA links to other artists full of hotness, and there goes the night.

>>27142601
Autocorrect's a bitch, Doctor.

So's your wife.

>>27142428
YES, PLEASE!

>>27142578
Crank em out when I can, nig

>>27142625

>>27142581
How about keeping that shit to fimchan, then? I'm sure they love that shit over there.

>>27142636
No, just no.

>>27142410
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!

>>27142636

Look no further than >>27142492

However, I must warn you, looking at this MAY send you to hell...

noel's latest.
why won't s/he make a new thread...

>>27142653
Dude, it's over. Don't make the drama go on any more than it already has.

ok i know this isnt pony related in anyway but there are a lot of PSG fans here and i just found my new wallpaper

>>27142575

Thank you, this is awesome. Certainly made the morning after all the rape.

>>27142660
She posted that on here last night.

I wish she'd make a new one as well, especially since someone bumped a crapload of other threads and knocked hers back two more pages.

well, so long as we're posting terrifying fics....

how about something to eat?

>>27142678
Oh, I must have missed her.
Yeah, Noel is too damned humble

>>27142428

See, I googled that and it's a pretty boring pose for horses. They just stand there, and you can't even see anything.

One would have to depict the ponies breast feeding like cats or dogs.

>>27142410

Holy Bajeebuz that is messed up!

That's even worse than This will kill the Pony.

>>27142681
I know what we're getting.

any more requests? kind of a slow night

I sure could go for some brownies right now

>>27142704
I would like to request that burger.

>>27142663
I'm giving an insight of how not to please his creepy fucked up crowd and get jerked AND not causing so much shit around here. Sounds worth it. If you're gonna shit, might as well do it in the toilet.

>>27142704
how about trixie working as a janitor

>>27142674

>>27142704
fuck isnt that a burger from in and out? washington sucks with out those. i realy need to go there sometime

>>27142693

Works if you're going for more cute than sexy.

>>27142649
Wrong girl and category, bub.

Oh rarity, you're the only pony for me...

>>27142721
the day that im saving animu fanart...

Your face when Blueblood has an inner thigh Cutie Mark.

>>27142660
Why would she? Sounds like a good idea just bookmarking the shit out of the current one.

>>27142744
its called copy pasting legs

> Saved forever.

>>27142660
She's always been controlling of her art.

>>27142744
>Confirmed my thought that everyone has them.

Hello fellow ponies

>>27142740

is the day that you've obeyed the RUURUUS.

which you should always do.

>>27142732

That's true. And I saw your pic after I posted my response. Looks good man.

>>27142716
You misinterpret me friend, I don't mind that people react strongly to it here. Although there are people like you who will gladly tolerate scat and futa but flee at the sight of rape, there are also a fair deal of people who enjoy the stories. Even people who claimed to have been made literally physically ill said it was well-written which I take as the highest possible praise.

And if your priorities weren't so biased you'd be decrying the scatfics being dumped by the truckload at this very moment more than my relatively softcore writeup.

But this isn't about getting compliments to begin with. It's about literature, my good sir.

>>27142704
more sandwich whores

>>27142740
Never been to /e/, laddie?

>>27142693
well, I guess you'll just have to do it yourself then!

:3c

>>27142768
oh lord that scene i still need to finish that season.

>snarky bastard
>being a good rolemodel and following the rules
wtf am i reading?

>>27142776
>Going to /e/ in 2011
That's what danbooru is for

>>27142781
You like ponies don't you Anonymous?

>>27142804
Yes, but I would never wrestle one.
This image is false.

>>27142772

Just use spoilers in your shitty fic

>>27142712
sure, if you were in the area, yeah I'd grab a burger with you.

>>27142717
here you go

>>27142790

you've not finished it already?

step up, son.

FACK DIS GAI, FACK DAT GAI, FACK DESE GAIZ, FACK FACK FACK

>>27142804
I hate Dash so much

>>27142819
Im guessing since its an in n out burger you're not in NY.

>>27142819
Draw Dash Pilgrim vs the world.

>dicks
>breastfeeding
>rape

Average /co/ thread then.

>>27142772

Hey, me again. I wanna say that I genuinely appreciate your new way of posting the fics, but wouldn't it be better to post any meta-discussion, such as the one concerning caramel/snails on fimchan? They seem more willing to give you decent advice than this board does.

Just a thought.

>>27142826

California, most likely.

feels good having In-N-Out.

>>27142772
Got it. You want to drag your shit here instead of just getting your circlejerk. I just wasn't sure of that. Whatever.

>>27142822
I don't really 'Hate' any of the ponies, i just like Rarity more than the rest but not by very large margin.

>>27142821
DIETO

what if luna and celestia went full panty and stocking in season 2?

>>27142839
>Feels bad being in a bankrupt state.

>>27142813
>Just use spoilers in your shitty fic
Can't avoid reading it otherwise?

Anyway I'm only going to be posting the completed links to the fic. This thread was an exception because it wasn't a rapefic at all.

>>27142804
unf
sure do mate

>>27142826
Nope.
SoCal represent.

(Don't you say a fucking word, Snarky. Let's be gentlemen here.)

>>27142861
>Why is her neck fucking bent like that?

>>27142871
It's not. The purple strand of hair is draped over it.

>>27142804
>>27142811

I could never beat Dash in wrestling anyway.

She would destroy me.

>>27142813

In his defense, the fic isn't shitty. I loathe the content of it with a passion, but at least it is well written prose, not just any other shitty fanfic.

>>27142861
Dammit rainbow.

>>27142771

I think that's the highest praise I've ever gotten on my work. Thanks MS!

>>27142871
This is from a flash game of ponies fucking, iirc.
A link was never given as far as I know, it showed rd laying on the ground getting fucked as well as one for rarity, It was very simple layout (anal, vaginal something with a pleasure bar)
Ahem.
So how about them cute ponies, eh?

>>27142832
I dunno, we seemed to give him plenty of useful stuff here. When he mentioned it in fimchan he just got a storm of votes and no real points.

>>27142860

>let's be gentlemen here

fucking SoCal shitkicker. go back to stealing our water so you can fail to produce any crops, dick.

>>27142888
I love cute ponies.

>>27142902
Me too! I never understood all the twist hate, I thought she had an adorable model and the lithp wath tho prethious!

>>27142894
And then a torrent of butthurt, as expected. Stay classy, Nick.

>>27142888
>Talking about cute ponies in a pony porn thread

Are you fucking stupid?

>>27142890

Welp, turns out /co/ really is the best, least pathetic board. Who would have known?

>>27142902
Every time I see that pic I just want to pick her up, put her on my shoulders, and go on adventures.

>>27142894
imma probably finish the season as soon as this thread image limits

>>27142902
The best kind of ponies.

>>27142888

cute pony is twy lite

>>27142924
Can you take your shitty show and shitty fan art back to >>>/a/ ?

>>27142929
more of these spitfire poses, i fucking love them

>>27142888
>>27142902

I FUCKING LOVE THOSE CUTE PONIES!

>>27142938
/a/ doesn't want it.

>>27142929
Spitfire always looks so sad with her hair down.

>>27142931

I remember a post where some fanartist caught flak for drawing a pony with human-like shoulders.

This pic made me grin.

>>27142946
>mfw poni threads are the only place to post PSG peacfully
ive never been on /a/ so i wouldnt know

>>27142941

>>27142944
I also love cute ponies.

>>27142953

What kind of hair gel does she use to keep it up anyway? Must take a while in the morning to prepare.

>>27142957
/a/ only talks about anime with little girls.

>>27142938

it's ours, mang.

>>27142972
I think it's just the goggles' strap that bends it that way.

>>27142972
gel works in mysterious ways man.

>>27142972
It's horse semen.
Soarin's horse semen.
Before every show, to make sure his erection doesn't tear the suit.
It's mandatory, that's why they have only one female member, and why dash will never get in.

>>27142978
No.
Thread successfully derailed.

>>27142913
what the...

LOOK AT HER!!!! FUCKING LOOK AT THAT FAGGOT! TRY LISTENING TO HER TALKING FOR 5 FRICKIN' MINUTES!

Seriously.

>>27142410
> RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Sure is MLP thread in here.

>>27142972
It's lesbian horse seman.

>>27142985

The have 3 mares and 3 stallions

>>27142984
Heh, gel.

>>27142990
I'll rape your face.

>>27143002
Not if I rape yours first, faggot.

>>27142989
All that will do will make me happy.
Seriously.
"They'll make you thmile!"
Come on, you cold heartless bastard.

>>27143007
okay.jpg

>>27142987

>ten posts out of several hundred
>THREAD DERAILED

fucking newfag.

>>27143000
alcohol helps too

>>27142987
>comparing P&SWG to Genndy

Just fuck you.

>>27142989
Have you no heart, anon?

>>27142997
Oh, well in that case it's one mare to each stallion, the buddy system at work!
THAT'S why dash will never get in!
Unless, of course, she joins with futaloo in a few years

>>27143018
ALCOHOL IS THE FUEL THAT FIRES THE ENGINE OF INVENTION.

Whatever it is, it must smell pretty good.

>>27143007
>>27143002
>>27143015

>>27143019
this is fucking odd i must admit
>post animu on /co/
>get one hater tell me to go to /a/
>/a/ doesnt like psg
>hater get shit from /co/lts
wtf am i reading

>>27143002
>>27143007
Just do a 69 angrysex, then, for fuck's sake. Literally.

>>27142996
...You've been spending way too much time in these threads. That's the one explanation I can think of.