F͙̱̑ͣồ̧̻͚̀̾̂͐̕r̔ͮ̏͆͡͏̥͇e͕̟̞̻͌̊̔ͧͨͦ͢v̙͂ͪ̇ͣ͛e̝͓̙̦̫̰͓͌
̝̦r̶͔̣̬̟̠͉̂̓͢ͅ ̸̜̟̱̰̤̗̤̙͊ͥ̅̔̏͑̇͢

In case it wasn't clear, this is a Pony thread.

Who is the prettiest pony?

>>27123169
Spitfire.

I thought we concluded this already.

>>27123169
Andrew Huss

The porn must flow...

>>27123193

Celestia is clearly the prettiest pony. You doubt it? Its dangerous to doubt it.

>>27123209
Reported.

>>27123209
>porn
Hahaha. No.

Chistery.

Four days ago you said you'd have two fics out the next day.

Where are they, Chistery?

>>27123209
yada yada yada goddammit faceless yada yada yada


Anyway >>27123169
Canonicaly it's Fluttershy and Rarity right?

>>27123233
Nope.

H̄̓̒̎̾҉̖̗͓̙͙̲̘̦E̗̘͍̮͚ͤͬ̍̿̈́͟'̝͈̤̲̙̮͔̀͒̏̀̚̚̚Ŝ̌ͬ̋̀̂̌̆
̩̣̱͈̣͉̣̮͘͘͞ ͈̬̰̯̝̌͂̈̃̓ͩ̕͟ͅC͔͉̥̙̞̳̲̖̄ͫ̂͒̎Oͩ̐҉̦͇͇̩M͈̗̺̱̩̣̐͛́͟E̵̋̅͒
̸̧̜̲̹͉ ̹̠̝̓̔̅ͧ̃͆́F̸̫̰̲͓ͨ̑ͨ͆̌̌̀̌͊O̰͔̦͈͇̿̑̓͊ͩͭ̑͜R̷̹̹̙̗̬̗̋͋̓͢E
̸̛̣̠͉̲̳̀ͮV̵̲̜͚̖̦̞̲͍͙̽Ę̸̨̻̬̦̿̓͐Ṛ̴̨͓̜̜͗̂ͦ͑̂ͫͅ ̴͓̘͍̭̾ͯ̌́ͅ

>>27123169

Him.

>>27123169
Twist. She's pretty in her own special way.

>>27123278

SHE'S SO PWETTY

You know, I think the show is really well-written and funny, but I'm just not willing to sit through the sparkles and such. Too "girly", you know? I won't judge. I have no right to, as Sailor Moon is my favorite show of all time. However, I beg of you not to convert me. Please. Ponies would be the final nail in the coffin for me.
Although I will say that Derpy Hooves, insane Pinkie Pie, and Cupcakes are awesome.

>>27123285
Did Twilight said something about Spike's crush on Rarity again?

>>27123299

I don't even see that much overly girly shit in the show. It's feminine for sure, but the only really groan-worthy parts are the theme song and the morals at the end.

>>27123278

nothing special about her, the colors are pretty bland on her too. I'd say even Braeburn is prettier, and hes a guy.

>>27123086
She is the voidwalker. Quake in terror at her passing!

>>27123299

Different episodes contain different amounts of girliness. If you wanna see a non-girly episode, try Dragonshy.

>>27123299
Most if it really isn't that girly. Twilight is into studying, Rainbow is an athlete, and Applejack is a hard worker. Rarity is a designer, though that could be viewed as girly, and fluttershy takes care of the animals, which I guess could be girly. Pinkie is... pinkie.

>>27123255

>Canonicaly it's Fluttershy and Rarity right?

Yeah, those two are the most beautiful ponies in Ponyville in the canon. However, Trixie was quick to demote Rarity's beauty when she stood up against her own. I think Trixie and Rarity are the most beautiful, in my opinion.

>>27123328
Everyone is gay for Braeburn

>>27123299
Just come out of the closet already you limp-wristed sissy. Who do you think you're fooling?

D̨̡̬̲̲̹̯̍̓̒̔ͪ̒ͨU̍͛ͧ͗̈́̒ͥ͐̅̃ͯ͋̽̏ͧ̆ͥ̍̓͘͢͞͏̬̼̰̥̞Mͫ̄̂̾ͤ̑̿
̷̧̡̢͇̰̥͓ͫ͒ͥ̎ͯB̵̷̡͔̙̩̘̫̱̜͕ͦ̔ͭ́́ͥͥ̉̓̂͢͜ͅ ̢̢ͦ͆̿̆̋͂͗̍̚҉͏͍̫̹̣̻̞̤̘̜̩̮͔͙̻̗͖ͅF̵̨̜̱̊̀ͤ̽͂ͦ̄ͯ͌ͫ͛̓ͪ̄ͭ͡
͈̞̺A̵̭͎̱̺̘̖̪̲͉͙̺͚͉̻̽̾̇͛͢͞͝ͅB̶̢̳̬̣ͭ̈́ͮ̑̃̇̽ͥ̾ͣͨ͑̀ͦͭ̒́͜
̘̥R̡̛͇͎͈͔̖͓̼͔͇͉̞̬͎͖̘̣ͨͣ͂͐̅ͥ̌̌̀͆͐ͫͤ̐͌ͤ̀ͪ͜͡ͅI̋̃ͨͯ̂̂̓̚
̸̶̴̻͇̲̼͍̟͚̯̰̜̼̥̦̯̹͉͉͓̆ͤ̓̇̾̉̐̀͠C̸̸̜̈̓̐̆̈́̈ͭ̅ͨͬ̒͂ͭ̚͝͠
̬̰̳̣̩̭̖͙͙͕̗̗̼̳̙

Make her whole, /co...

>>27123363

Trixie has an usually big horn. Mostly on the fat side.

She is the unicorn equivalent of giant forehead. Not attractive.

>>27123278

>mfw nobody has STILL edited out the goggle strap

>>27123363
>implying Trixie isn't the best looking pony
Fuck it, Trixie thread.

>>27123404
Fivehead?

>>27123404
Why is Twilight the only one with 2 spirals on her horn?

>>27123419
Now that's porn.

>>27123413

>Trixie thread

pffffahahaha that's a good one.

>>27123378


I'm bi, but I'm not limp wristed. ;_;

>>27123299
Honestly, Sailor Moon's peak of girliness makes FiM look like G.I. Joe, and I'm saying this as someone who fucked loved Sailor Moon. The Amazon Trio are still some of my favorite antagonists.

>>27123413

how about no.

A Braeburn thread on the other hand...

>>27123419
Is that femboy or futa? Can you even tell with ponies?

>>27123404

I don't think Rarity would be so grouchy about the size of Trixie's horn once she was put on the receiving end of it. It's all about width and size, even for horns.

>>27123413
SO HOW BOUT THAT SHOW EH

PRETTY FUKKEN RAD, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

>>27123411
Fixed.

>>27123440

That's what I'm wondering.

>>27123440
It's a rule63 futa.

crazy, I know.

>>27123449

Yay.

>>27123447

OH GOD NOT THE BEES ARGLBARGLEBLAGHA

>>27123465
>crazy
Not really, but if that's what you have to tell yourself to get off...

>>27123439
Still wishing someone draws some fem-Braeburm

Drunk pony is happy pony!

>>27123447
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>27123482

Wouldn't that just be AJ with a vest?

>>27123445

I hate you so much.

>>27123482

We already have fem braeburn, all the time.

>>27123447

>>27123445
There is a show?! XD

>>27123439

>braeburn thread

YES

>>27123481
>implying I have to reassure myself that it's okay to have a fap

>>27123482
I know that exists!
If only I could find it.

>>27123509

hear hear

>>27123501
Applejack doesn't count she's not as interesting as Braeburn.

>>27123501

That's pretty much all that exists is femme-Braeburn and Gayburn. What's up with that?

>>27123493
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANd APPLEJACK?

>>27123498
Don't post that you dislike, just filter and move on.

Unless, you don't have a filter, in which case, at least Report him.

>>27123537
AJ has no fans.

>>27123512

Why is his hair made of plastic

And why is his butt deflated

>>27123555
because you're the greaseball that pokey'd him.

>>27123545
If I filter him I can't report his post.

HEY TRIPFAG MCGEE

Are you enjoying the Fallout story yet?

>>27123534

So now i want some straight Braeburn with Fluttershy

All ponies have dark secrets

>>27123465
... making them female and then giving them back a dick?

Why.

Also, considering colors I am assuming the Carrots are somehow related to the Apples

Carrot Top and Braeburn are pretty much identically colored

>>27123567
Understood, Brave Soldier. Carry on.

>>27123555
Because hes Pokey Pierce
eh poked himself in the butt and it deflated

>>27123554

She really doesn't either. I thought it was just here until I went to Ponychan for awhile to look around. No Applejack threads, no Applejack shipping threads, nothing. The only time I see her appear is alongside Rainbow Dash. She never gets a thread of her own. When she does, it has maybe... 15 posts in it, then it dies.

>>27123580

>mfw I now ship CarrotBurn

Yes. I am the alpha hipster. Straight shipping, Braeburn shipping, and Carrot Top shipping all in one. Has Carrot ever been shipped before?

I could have sworn Rainbow Dash was prettiest pony through sheer force of logic

A̴̢̼͕̰̣̖͔̬̠͚̼̜̖̺͈̦̗̝̝͆ͤ̾͐̈ͯ̑̅̏͗ͭ̃ͧͤͤ͒ͧ͗͠͞W͌ͣͦ̍͑ͮͯ̂͛
̴̡̨̻̬̝͍͙̰̤͇̫͉̫͍̭͈̱̥͍ͪ̓̈̂͛ͮ̋ͩ̀͞ͅḘ̢̧̯̰͚̥̪̮͓ͦ̅̑͛̐̈͊͜͢
̫̞̠̖͙S̴̶̡̨̛̬̮̙̪̥̝̑͒̐̊ͦ̋̃͒͊͒̂Õ̶̸̧ͮ̿̎̉ͪ͆́͌͋̒̐ͨͣͪ̉ͩ͒͏
̧̖̠̞̯͉̟̰̯͈̥̤͈̦̦̤͉M̨̛̪̩̹̻͖͍̏ͦ͊̔͌ͤͧ̌̋͡Ę̷̢̺̪ͭ̒͛̉̍̋̆ͮ͗
̬̯͕̝̙̯̠

>>27123600
yes. alot. with derpy.

>>27123580
Well she lives near AJ's farm...

>>27123571
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

This happened to me the other day. Its the first time I've seen that shit. I was like OY! WHAT THE FUCK

>>27123625

That's not shipping you silly fucker.

>>27123465
wtf?

>well dont just stand there dash, hand me some water will you?

>>27123597
It's sad, I really like Applejack, but there's so little of her. Almost literally half of the stories she's in on EqD are shipping her with someone, and she's only tagged in 80 fics. Out of 813. Most of those she's a minor character, even.

Poor AJ.

>>27123607
She is. Her hair is every color - you can't top that!
Also dat toned body of an athlete

if you think "what the fuck" in your mind you lose

>>27123607
Pretty to the point of wanting to hit her in mid-air with a cannonball.

>>27123629
No. Pink Lady. Rest is shit.

>>27123580

My new OTP

>>27123667
WHAT THE FUCK

>>27123661
Funny thing is that after Twilight she has the most screen time...

>>27123667
>cutie mark only on one side

well goddamn for that price you should get both sides

i need all the pictures u have of Celestia being a sexy horny bitch

>>27123668
she reminds me of Rainbow Brite

I am assuming the Carrots, Oranges and Apples are all part of some extended fruits and vegetables family.

>>27123667

Okay I lost.

>>27123705
I don't think there's any dog-ified Celestia pictures. even less with a horn on it.

>>27123667
ah shit hoppip is gonna raise his prices now

>>27123718

I imagine there's an intense rivalry between the fruit ponies and the vegetable ponies, kind of like the clocks.

>>27123705
do you worship our rulei?

>>27123668
If by cannonball you mean my cock then hell yes

>>27123705
You got it, sailor!
http://e621.net/post/show/144048/alicorn-animated-butt-equine-female-flash-friendsh

>>27123739
Damnit ruined my own joke :P

>>27123447
It's alright, marker filename. we all choke sometimes.

>>27123667
What the fuck?

wtf is the thing green , is a posion rat?

>>27123667
>see that
It's gonna have a fleshlight integrated, wont it?
>read
what? It was nothing
>check again

WHAT THE SHIT MAN

>>27123731

I think not, 50 bucks for his well made plushes will get far more customers than some fuckhead who wants to charge 300 for 1. He should be rolling in the dosh once more than one pony gets pumped out.

Something in this thread crashes my Firefox.

>>27123667

Hmmm, that's actually a reasonably good plushie. The description seems fine. I don't see what the probl-

>Final winning bid

>>27123667
must... resist... urge... to use... ebay...

DON'T TEMPT ME

Let's say that every adult male pony fan was gathered together, and were told that ponies were real and that they could hug one and only one pony before going back to their regular life. Every mane cast member, background character, etc are all there no OC ponies or non-ponies, though. Sorry, Gummy fans. Which pony gets the most hugs? Which pony gets the fewest?

For extra credit: You notice that nobody is hugging one of the ponies (not your favorite). Do you go hug that pony so she doesn't feel left out, or do you stick to your guns and hug your favorite pony?

>>27123667

I blame Ponychan.

>>27123667
The guy who buys it will put a fleshlight in it.
I swear.

>>27123797

>mfw I have to hug Snips because nobody else will

>>27123636
Klondike, don't you have another Molestia pic somewhere or was this the only one?

>>27123797
I don't care, there isn't a pony I wouldn't hug
Even Twist. I'd hug twist so hard in the hope she'd be unable to breathe and die

>>27123797
Pinkie Pie gets the most hugs
Bonbon gets the least
As long as the pony getting no hugs isn't Snails or Snips, I hug that one.

>>27123797
I hug the left-out pony. I don't really give that many fucks. unless it is snips, he doesn't deserve any

>>27123667
Shit dude fuck coding Imma just make plush toys

>>27123705

Isn't she "horny" in every single picture showing her?

>>27123862
>>27123855
>>27123836

>>27123749
Of course.
Everyone worships Luna.

>>27123797

In a surprise upset, you get hugged by Lyra before you make your choice, because that's the humany-est thing to do.

>>27123855

Uh oh..

>>27123887
>Implying I wasn't going to hug Lyra anyway

>>27123900
Quick, pinkie! Grab my hand! I'll help you through!
please ;_;

>>27123887
I'm okay with this outcome

>>27123870

I demand more stacked human Celestia art.

>>27123900
I like this.

>>27123836

Hey didja see that everypony? I told you I had fans! That furless ape totally likes me!

>And then Snips went home and drew himself and Anon standing on a grassy field hugging, and above them wrote 'Best Friends Forever.'

>>27123797
I'd want a precise count of how many hugs each pony has received, then I'll be sure to hug whoever has been hugged the least.

>>27123900
Dude put it on youtube!
NOW!

>>27123492
DELICIOUS

>>27123926

Aww.

I would be Snips' buddy.

>>27123797

>You notice that nobody is hugging one of the ponies (not your favorite). Do you go hug that pony so she doesn't feel left out, or do you stick to your guns and hug your favorite pony?

Hells nah, Trixie gets all my hugs. All of them. FOREVER! I ain't sharing my love.

>>27123918
What do you think it means that she "raises the sun"?
By the sun she means penis, and the raising of it is a boner

>>27123926
I no longer hate Snips with every fiber of my body...

DAMN YOU ANON! DAMN YOU!

Well Gilda will never have that honor.

>>27123797
>You notice that nobody is hugging one of the ponies (not your favorite). Do you go hug that pony so she doesn't feel left out, or do you stick to your guns and hug your favorite pony?

Sorry, sticking with Fluttershy. pic related.

>>27123797
I hug my favorite. My favorite is Lily so she probably wouldn't be getting that many hugs anyway.

I'll let other people get guilt tripped into hugging snips.

Eighty eight miles per hooooour!

>>27123926
Goddamn it, I actually feel bad for Snips now.

i didnt care for the mcdonalds toys but i wish i had bought tons of them. it was fucking $8 for a set.

>>27123978

>hugging the shy pony who probably wouldn't even hug back

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>27123992
What the fu-

>>27123990
>>27123972
>>27123955

Pony threads: making even the most annoying characters sympathetic since 2010!

>>27123926

sorry snips

you and Snails stil have the Bulk and Skull theme stuck with you forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwup4ItqyNQ

>>27123964
do you think you are worthy to hug the great and powerfull Trixie?

>>27123844
Theres this one.

>>27123797
I'd hug the one being left out. I like all ponies, so I'm perfectly fine regardless. Well okay, except Snips. He can die lonely for all I care.

>>27124040
And then theres this.
I'm planning to make a third one but I'm not sure who the victim should be.

>>27124080

>>27124080
Fluttershy. Fluttershy should ALWAYS be the victim, in anything where a participant can be described as 'victim'.

>>27124080
The Flower Trio

>>27124080
why is this so hot?

>>27124073
>>27123926
Oh goddamnit, now I actually feel bad for him, too. Screw you guys.

>>27124108
more flower trio is always good

Nobody likes SHIPPING Snips or Snails, but as soon as you bring them up as plucky little bros, everyones peachy.

I ain't got a problem with this..

>>27124080
Caramel. Add a pissed off Twilight in the background

>>27123797

Luna gets the most. Celestia gets the least.

And hell no I'm not gonna go hug her, the reason nobody wants to is because as soon as she saw that the line for her sister was longer than her own, she got this crazy axe-murderer look in her eyes and now nobody's willing to go near her.

>>27123926

I now want to be the only one who hugs snails and will fight anyone who tries to do so

>>27124132
Que?

>>27124106
Glutterbi is always a victim.>>27124108

OOOOOOOOooh

>>27124032

Well I... no.

>>27124159

Snips*

>>27124009
I am a human. Humans are animals, albeit with a highly evolved social structure and the capacity for advanced tool usage. I also have medical problems, pic related.

Fluttershy likes animals, and also likes taking care of animals that need medical help.

What now, motherfucker?

>>27124131
If you made Flower Trio plushies I would so buy them.

>>27124159
Bring it on, son. I was requesting Snips shota from MS yesterday. Nobody gets between me and snips.

>>27124178
>>27124170
>>27124159

>MFW people are willing to fight for the privilege of hugging Snips

>>27124173
Cool spine bro. What happened?

>>27123253
> Where are they?

Right next to some gift art I just finished.

It's not the best, but it's time to finish it and move it out the door. Like those fics.

>>27124193

>>27124200
He is a cyborg

>>27124173
I remember you.
You're the guy who's spine made strange noise when you moved and hurt like hell.

>>27124200
Scoliosis correction surgery. Doesn't hurt as much as it looks, honest.

>>27124176
there's a bit of a queue at the moment but I would be down for a commission of one of them if you wanted one

email me

>>27124173
>>27124200
That's why you only let the professionals sleep on a bed of nails.

>>27124234
So how long does the TSA rape you when you go through airport security?

>>27124234
Yeesh. I'm so glad I'm in the tenth percentile of severity. How long ago was your operation?

Ok guys let's try this again.
Simple game:
Mane Characters
Straight Ships
Must make sense and explain why.
Can you do it?

>>27124283
...You realize that's impossible because there are no male characters with any character development at all, therefore any straight ship making sense is based entirely on stuff we make up?

>>27124283
>Straight Ships
>make sense

>>27124283

>Straight Ships

Ugh, alright, fine. Let's play.

>Must make sense

I give up.

>>27124283
Big Mac and Rarity because they appreciate each other's work ethic.

AJ and Soren because he's gay for her cooking skillz.

Fluttershy and one of the royal guards because that would be cute as fuck.

>>27124173

NO HUMANS ARE NOT ANIMALS I KNOW CAUSE A BOOK THAT WAS COPY PASTAD TOGETHER 1700 YEARS AGO BY GUYS AND THEN BADLY TRANSLATED OR ALTERED TO SERVE THEIR PERSONAL AGENDA... I MEAN SENT DOWN FROM GOD TOLD ME SO!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

>>27124297

But that is the fun part

Do they still make kids do scoliosis checks in schools? Have you all line up, take off your shirts, and bend over in different directions in front of bee-hived nurses that look like the bride of frankenstein? Those were always a little weird. Oh well. At least they were better than penis inspection.

>>27124275
Fuck, nearly ten years ago now. 40 degree curve before I went under, 50 after the sedation kicked in for surgery.

Also? Never let Dr. Peter Pappas work on your spine if it comes to that, bro. Womanizing fuckhead, and he screwed up my spine. Now I have flat-back and a leg-length discrepancy that's slowly killing my knees.

>>27124266
>mfw I haven't gone through airport security in 10+ years

>>27124204
Awesome. This has been a good week for fanfics. Even the fourth chapter of Signal Lost is getting written.

Guys? There's a Slender Pony plushie being made out there. What do you think of that?

>>27124346
>This has been a good week for fanfics.

what's been happening this week? I've been out of touch.

>>27124204
That's the art for your trans friend, isn't it?

QUICK!
10 TALKING PONIES IN DES MOINES!
WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!


OH GOD WHAT IS THIS

>>27123797
group hug with wondercolts, just to make one pony jealous

>>27124283

AJ-Big Mac: We all know it's true.

Dash-Soarin': She sees it as a chance to ingratiate herself with the Wonderbolts, he's in it for the sex.

Rarity-Mule: It's her fetish

Fluttershy-Angel: Hey, you said straight, not same-species. I'm pretty sure Fluttershy's into bestiality.

Pinkie Pie-Mr. Cake: It's how she pays rent. Mrs. Cake sometimes watches, sometimes participates.

Twilight-Nopony: She's still a virgin. Heck, she's never even been kissed.

>>27124204

I don't know your friend but that's sweet and I am wishing her the best. =)

>>27124283
Twilight is pressed by Snails to teach him the ways of magic. She feels pity for him and eventually agrees. Eventually, she realizes that she has a lot of fun teaching the idiot and notices that he reminds her of herself when she was growing up.

Fuck I don't know.. I'm not good at this.

Pinkie Pie has had a crush on MR cake sense she was littler....

Rarity wants to impress and manipulate Hoity Toity

Rainbow Dash finds it hard to impress Spitfire so she introduces AJ to Soaring with hopes that they will hit it off.

Twist likes to throw stuff at Snips cause she likes him. But Sweety Belle likes him too so she gets Rarity to teach her the ways of seduction.

>>27124362
I think Slender Man only works effectively when he's shooped into the back ground of various photos in the "when you see it you'll shit bricks" fashion.

>>27124325
Oh god penis inspection day. That shit was the worst.

>>27124283
Fluttershy x Big Mac (obvious reasons)
Twilight x Caramel (both beta as fuck)
Rainbow Dash x Soarin (also obvious)
Pinkie Pie x Pokey Pierce (idk it just seems funny to me)
Rarity x Hoity Toity (so she can get ahead in the fashion world)
Applejack x uh... well shit

>>27124283
>All the males are background or secondary characters so i'm using a character with an official name
Caramel x Twilight
Caramel is SO BETA and Twilight is the nerdy female equivalent. They would seem cute together.

>>27124362

I've never understood how so many people consider slenderman scary. "Ooh, here's some random picture with a lanky guy in a business suit blurrily photoshopped into some distant corner of the background"

Sup guys

>>27124308
Why dose everyone say this every time we play?

Rarity and Hoity Toity Both love fashion. Both are refined. Both are fabulous.
RD and Soarin. Her idol. All she need is to steal all of AJ's apple pie.
Fluttershy and Big Mac. She's shy and he seams to be someone of few spoken words.
And here I ran out of ideas...
Meh...
Twilight and Caramel - Both beta as fuck
Pinkie and Breaburn- Motor mouths and cheery disposition
AJ and I don't know...
I always lose here. It could work with Soarin for Pie...

>>27124435
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

>>27124389
my neighbor got donkey in this way, she is so cute and likes carrot

>>27124435
Holy crap!

>>27124420
Oh I know, maybe
AJ x Soarin (for the pies)
RBD x Royal Guard (casual sex buddies)

>>27124398
Thanks. We all are.

Now to write those stories!

>>27124420
AJ x Caramel. Same reason why Zoe and Wash worked as a couple in Firefly.

>>27124435

>>27124425
The first pic I ever saw of him. An impossibly tall creature in the background behind a playground really creeped me out. I think the watermark of the local library had a lot to do with it. It's just such an innocuous looking photo you're not expecting horror.

Everything else? Nah. Especially the whole business suit, tentacles, facelessness aspect.

Marble Hornets, the first season, had some good chills. But it was mostly crap.

>>27124420
>Fluttershy x Big Mac (obvious reasons)
>Rainbow Dash x Soarin (also obvious)
how's this obvious? because one is male and the other female?
>Pinkie Pie x Pokey Pierce (idk it just seems funny to me)
Because they totally make sense

>>27124474

SNAILSxFLUTTERSHY YOU FUCKING enjoyable person

>>27124408
>>27124425

Well, now you have a fully huggable lil' horror-pony that can play along with Fluttershy plushie, yes?

>>27124435

>>27124492
Okay.

>>27124425
So you look outside your window and see a figure off in the distance. You look down to get your glasses to get a better view, and when you look up they're gone. You think nothing of it. That night when you go to bed, you casually throw your clothes on the floor. When you wake up they've moved. Throughout the day you catch movement in the corner of your eye, but when you turn around there's nothing there. When you get home, a few things are in different places, but nothing has been taken. You retire to your study and turn on your PC, looking forward to a good pony thread, when you hear a noise just outside your door. As you walk towards the door, you feel a presence just behind you. Spinning around, you hear "It's time for a PARTY!"

>>27124435

This picture might have actually had some sort of effect on me, many months ago. However, after being subjected to all the unbelievable shit in these threads (rape stories, graphically unsettling underage pony porn, etc), I just can't bring myself to give a fuck.

>>27124435

Sup

Sucks for you Dash fans, the people who like Sonic really cling to her

>>27124435
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

>Go to DA

>Search "Friendship is magic" and "Sonic"

>Post results


do it. now.

>>27124435
Oh my god...
>>27124521
The only why Sonic is allowed near RD is pic related

>>27124523

>>27124392
>Carrot fucks Pinkie while Cup watches
is there a name for female cuckold? Is the same, go equality

>>27124521
>thinks porn is worse that sonic crossovers and mashups

oh, you poor delusional bastard.

>>27124435

>>27124514
ooooh, great idea for my next DnD campaign

>>27124563
no, he simply doesn't give a fuck anymore

>>27124485
Obvious because of all the reasons you will find in all the Fluttermac shipfics. Fluttershy is shy and likes to feel safe and Big Mac is big, strong, and gentle.

Also I'm changing RBD to Royal Guard and explained it here: >>27124463

Pinkie Pie x Pokey Pierce *is* funny, it makes me giggle thinking about it. She likes to make balloons, he likes to pop them. As for making sense--they are both silly characters and I'm guessing Pokey likes parties too.

>>27124577

>nothing but d6's

>>27124590

I thought Pokey was a career party pooper?

>>27124521
I'm the same

probably the only thing that makes me "rage" is people making a big deal over that shit.
e.g. Dino-Fag
>YOU MUST UNLEASH YOUR RAAAAAGEEE
>EVERYONE MUST RAGE FUUUUUUUUU

>>27124629
Are they fucking or just hugging?

>>27124478

Does this mean Caramel is going to die a sudden and unexpectedly bloody deat at the end of S2?

>>27124629

Oh looky, sonic crossovers again.


So how about dose artsy-smartsy pictures like this?

>>27124645
BOTH.

>>27124653

>>27124644
Yeah, it's obnoxious. Especially considering how hypocritical it is.

yesterday i got halfway through the futa orgy fic before fapping. today i will try to finish the rest now

>>27124543
>>27124435

>>27124646
Not unless he grows a spine, stops being so goddamn beta, and asks Twilight for a date

no flower trio plushies then, huh?

>>27124590
>>27124463

But how does pairing a main character with a character that never got a single line make sense?

>>27124653
There's never been a Disco picture I haven't liked. Btw, that Spike x AJ /ss/ picture wasn't your commission, was it?

Well I'm off to bed...
Have some Heart Attacks you bastards.

>>27124590

>Fluttershy is shy and likes to feel safe and Big Mac is big, strong, and gentle.

Where do people get the idea Big Mac is gentle? He has no character development. He could be the biggest asshole on the show, as far as anybody knows. Also, he has trouble lifting and pulling most things from what little we see, so he's certainly not strong.

sonic x rbd isn't NEARLY as bad as the stuff that comes out of ponychan every day.

Oh right, someone posted this a while ago.

>>27124688
A+ ending on that one.

>>27124692
Considering, but not for certain.

>>27124435
>>27124523
>>27124543

>>27124698
nope. I'll post it when it's done.

>>27124705
lets see you carry a big backpack with your mouth compared to what you can carry on your back

>>27124435
>>27124523
>>27124543

This must be what going mad feels like.

>>27124653
did...did you just pay $60 for that piece of shit?

>>27124705
His conversation with AJ where he tried to delicately explain she couldn't handle the job by herself. And the other bit where he tried to explain the problem with the seeds to AJ, hoping to resolve it without resorting to blame and attacks. Also, fanfics.

>>27124705
AJ didn't have a problem because they were on her back. Big Mac lifted it with his mouth.
Try walking with a 20 kilo backpack in a hand and then on the back.
See the difference.

>>27124705
He works on a farm, not a... mouth lifting thing. He doesn't do any heavy lifting, none of them do - they do heavy pulling, and heavy bucking.

>>27123667
>see this
>first thing I do is search for MLP plushies on Ebay
>only has G3 shit
>mfw

>>27124705
I give him credit on the plow though, it was a rusty, out of date piece of shit.

>>27124762
Dude. That's old. Real old. And a request. But I'd pay $60 for the original.

>>27124705
If we're going off what male characters actually HAVE character in the show we're pretty much limited to...
uh...
Spike?

And I guess the one-dimensional ones like Hoity Toity, Braeburn, Snips, and Snails, if they count.

The only way to do this at all is to pull from a bit of the fanon.

>>27124699
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
FUCKING INSULIN!

NICE TRY FAGGOT!

>>27124762
the fuck are you smoking?
that picture is over a month old.

So with all this shipping and crossovers going on has anyone made deathnote ponies yet?

i am not sure what this is supposed to be

>>27124799
NMM blowing three dicks. Shadowbolts?

>>27124799
I think your filename describes that quite well.

NO, ANON, THIS ISN'T THAT PICTURE EITHER.

>>27124799
She's convincing the stars to aid in her escape?

>>27124799
You know who's in that picture?

>>27124797

I'm afraid to look this up.

>>27124705
This. This so much.
I do not give a fuck about shipping, I don't save shipping pictures or read shipping fics or whatever, but I've always wondered why anybody would even bother to ship Big Macintosh with anyone. Just because he was the first named male pony in the show? He's such a ridiculous non-character.

>>27124705
I kinda agree with you. Though I don't like judging a character when he's barely made enough appearances on the show. Hopefully in season 2 he'll do something badass, but who knows.

>>27124818
Has he sent you the preliminary sketches for approval yet? Will you post when he does?

>>27124835
Hopefully he'll be given more in season 2. They did get the VA to do some more lines after all.

>>27124835

He's had lines, and it's not that hard to extrapolate the rest from there based on character archetypes and just making up stuff that sounds right. It's called fanon, unbunch your panties.

>>27124844
nothing so far, though he said he's started working on it when I subtly asked in the stream hours ago.

and I don't know, I sort of wanted to only post it when it's done.

It's sort of a promise I intend to hold.

>>27124692

What? Flower Trio plushies would be the BEST plushies. There can be no questioning this.

Especially Rose.

>>27124835
...Applebuck Season really didn't tell you anything about him?

>>27124797
Rarity Dies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJuELzOn2I

MLP threads usually start out so good-natured... and then they turn out like... this...

>>27124786
>>27124790
well fuck, my apologies. wasn't on here when that was posted
>>27124799
cool
>>27124818
...took me a few minutes to figure out what's going on

If you go entirely off canon the only shippable male character is Spike. And that would be pedo.

Oh, well. I've never know you to be such a tease before. Can I presume you're holding off because it's something we'll all get a big kick out of? As opposed to just random or cliched shipping porn?

>>27124881

All he did in Applebuck Season was tell his sister that she couldn't harvest a whole apple orchard by herself. What's that tell anybody? AJ is stupid?

>>27124818
>dat horn jizz

>>27124895
Hey, we're talking bout straight consensual ships. What more do you fucking want?!

>>27124689
>>27124721
>>27124754
>Comboing
>2011
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>27124895
Calm the fuck down Fluttershy

>>27124929
>straight
>consensual
OBLIGATORY YOU SICK FUCK

>>27124818
I like the Michelangelo. Reminds me of Porkcow and his Weegies.

>>27124929

>straight consensual ships

now you are speaking my language

>>27124888
Just as Pinkie Planed

>>27124924
It could mean he at least has more of an appreciation for math than she does.

>>27124916
One way or another, there'll be a big kick out of the picture.

>>27124951
still wanting a pic of these two dating while Rose & Lily spy on them

>>27124901

>And that would be pedo.

Like that would stop anybody in these threads. Although, go to Ponychan and mention a pedo ship, they get pretty annoyed.

>>27124951
Oh Sir Colton Vines the Third.
You are truly awesome

>>27124965
Then I shall remain content.

>>27124901
>And that would be pedo.

Implying there's an age of consent in Equestria.

>>27124720
okay

just a heads up but I imagine when I finally get a picture of a finished plushie up and start posting it around everywhere (should be by tomorrow at this rate), I'm probably going to get a lot more emails. So if you want, you can send me an email now to save a spot in the queue. You can back out whenever you want until you actually pay something (which isn't until I actually start making it), so if you do end up wanting one you'll be ahead in the queue!

I hope that makes sense

>>27124975
Dash x Scootaloo S&M OTP.

>>27124974
Rose & Lily wanted that colt for themselves
so they become lesbians

>>27124924
There's more there than other characters who have whole stories

BTW are there any other good script format stories like this one?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-vinyl-scratch-tapes.html

>>27124930
>2011
>in 2011
i seriously hope you did not just do this

>>27124974

me too my fellow anon, me too

>>27124952
I will eat it....
And that's all the Death Note I have

>>27124924
It's the way he said it that matters. He's very careful with what he says, which means he's gentle. Since he's very large, and pretty bulky, and the one who does all the plow work, we assume strength, which means to be gentle he has to be a careful, tender lover.

>>27124937
...okay...

>>27124974
>>27125026
3rding. We'll have to camp someone's livestream sometime and /r/ it.

>>27125036
I'm a big huge guy. I'm pretty soft spoken and gentle. Mostly because I don't have to be anything else.

>>27124881
What was I supposed to gather from that? He's had, like, three lines, in which he calmly pointed out to Applejack that she can't harvest all apple trees by herself. So we know that he's capable of speaking in a calm manner and that he's capable of basic reasoning, great.
>>27124872
What bothers me isn't the fanon. I'm not bothered by all this stuff regarding Luna's personality because all people have is relatively elaborate backstory and like two lines worth of dialogue, so they went from there.
Big Macintosh had several appearances, and not once did he ever say anything interesting or funny.
He's canonically boring. I'm not mad, I'm genuinely curious why anybody would care enough to ship him with anybody. For fucks sake, Snips and Snails probably have more personality than he does!

>>27125046

yep same guy. he sorta vanished after swarm then reappeared at the Gala with Daisy again, which was his last apperance.

That female also shows up with lyra alot.

>>27125036

Being careful with what you say automatically makes you a gentle person? That's news to me. Also, he isn't any more bulky than the other stallions of his type on the show.

>>27125090
He calmly pointed it out, yes. But what happened when AppleJack contradicted him? The way people react to things tells you a lot about them, and it's not hard to extrapolate from the three or four basic traits that can be gleaned from that scene.

>>27125090
The only major big mac shippings I see are LunaMac and FlutterMac. LunaMac is between two characters with so little set personality it may as well be OC shipping, and boring is exactly what fluttershy would go for.

>>27125090

>Big Macintosh had several appearances, and not once did he ever say anything interesting or funny.

Opinions

>I'm not mad, I'm genuinely curious why anybody would care enough to ship him with anybody

Why would we care enough to ship ANY character? It's just for fun. Not really sure what kind of explanation you want here.

The personality we can assume he has works well for pairing with some characters. That's why. All shipping is non-canon and completely made-up, by the way.

>>27125090
>not once did he ever say anything interesting or funny.

You don't have to say anything interesting or funny to establish character. The few lines he's had indicates that he's calm and collected and speaks slowly and softly. Event the VA said that much. And directors describe the personalities of the characters so the VAs can to them right.

Luna, I'll agree with you. There's nothing in those lines that establish any sort of character. Somebody was bitching about writefags writing Luna as a slut the other day. Well? How do they know she's not a slut?

>>27125090
>I'm genuinely curious why anybody would care enough to ship him with anybody
For trolling. We've already been over this.

Also Big Mac, wearing that cast like a pansy and letting his little sister work herself to death just because he got an owie, the only thing we really can be sure about of him is that he's a huge sissy. Probably gay.

>>27124937
dammit spike quit gettin into my closet!

>>27125166
Hell, she probably is. I know I would be if I was stuck for a thousand years with no opposite-gender company.

>>27125199
Especially when you're stuck on the moon with all those penisbeasts.

>>27125065

I bet you're a fucking asshole.

>>27125090

>Snips and Snails probably have more personality than he does!

They do. The problem is, they are ugly and underage. The bullies are pretty cool and look reasonably good, but nobody ships them either, for whatever reason.

So I'm working on that Dash rapes Guard

Should he be awake before it starts?

>>27125222
So people think so, yes.

Especially very insecure short people.

>>27125235

Awake through all of it.

>>27125160
big mac is a beta, calm, collected, and big. maybe fat, maybe muscles, but still larger than the other stallions in the show as far as i remember. this makes it easy for half the fuckers in here to see themselves as him.

>>27125234
>they are underage
If anything this is a huge selling point to MLP General

>>27125235
yes. tied up, while dash gets him "ready".

>>27125235
Are you that Tozac guy?

>>27125257
What makes you say that?

WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MALE CHARACTERS SO IF WE WANT STRAIGHT SHIPS WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM UP. IF WE WANT A BIG STRONG GENTLE GUY THE ONLY EXISTING CHARACTER THAT WORKS FOR THIS IS BIG MAC.

Go complain about lyra x bonbon or something, they don't even have any lines at all.

>>27125245

Or maybe you really are just an asshole.

>>27125285
y u mad tho?

>>27125285
>I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY BAAAAAAAAG!

>>27125267
No, Tozac is having the main cast get raped, not do the raping.

>>27125285
>bon-bon
>no lines

>>27125283

Probably because we're all sick bastards.

>>27125299
because ._.

maybe we should ship pinkie with donut joe.

>>27125286
Nope. Never bother anybody. It's just people being jelly. And intimidated because they'er so insecure.

>>27125285
> WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM UP
>implying OCs
No.

>>27125283

hes a pedo obviously

>>27125309
No more than anybody else.

>>27125285

Bonbon have 3 lines.

>>27125322
His name is Pony Joe.

>>27125323

...The fact that you're saying these things about people you've likely never even talked to makes me think you really are just a huge asshole.

>>27125309

speak for yourself, I have never saved or taken more than a passing glance at MLP porn, ships, or fapfics.

Well, except for Jesus' fics, those are god damn hilarious.

>>27125326
>implying OCs
oh nooo nononono that is not what I meant. D:

I meant making up character for existing background characters.

>>27125350
I like donut joe better

>>27125349
Wait, can you link me to the two that aren't "I didn't put those in my bag"?

>>27125322

>Pinkie x Donut Joe

Fuck year, Donut Joe!

>>27125285

>IF WE WANT A BIG STRONG GENTLE GUY THE ONLY EXISTING CHARACTER THAT WORKS FOR THIS IS BIG MAC.

You just described Pony Joe, not Big Fagintosh.

>>27125349
>bonbon will never have a consistent voice actor

i would wear it

>>27125373
That's nice, I think rarity should be called bitchy pie, but you don't see me contradicting canon

>>27125323

Yeah, confirmed for gigantic asshole douche.

>>27125365
Ah, but this guy assumed I was an asshole simply because I'm a very big guy.

If anybody's an asshole, it's that guy.

>>27125373
>I meant making up character for existing background characters.

Don't we already do that? Also I like that idea MUCH better.

>>27125338
I only jerk off to the grown up ponies dude, no pedo.

Don't try to lump me in with those perverts.

>>27125388

neither will Carrot Top

>now kiss her

>>27125285
>complain about lyra x bon bon
actually it would be interesting if that was canon. hasbro fuckin' has a pair of flutterhuggers who'll nuzzle each other every now an then in the background. in a weekend short a man can dream they join the mane 6 in a shopping adventure

Snips x Pinkie

Twilight x McIntosh

Fluttershy x Hoity Toity

Rainbow Dash x Royal Guard

Applejack x Braeburn

Rarity x some other Royal Guard

>>27125402
You didn't do much to dissuade him by saying people think so because they're short and insecure.

>>27125402

>I'm big, so anyone who gets mad at me for being an asshole is jelly of my height

>>27125436
like rarity would be seen dead with someone in as generic position as a royal guard. If they're not a household name, she doesn't want to see them.

>>27125436

>Snips x Pinkie

What the fuck man.

>>27125384

Green isnt your color, around 11.50 she speaks twice

>>27125453
He already said I was an asshole, making him the asshole.

Am I supposed to spare the poor asshole's feelings? Just because I'm so much more of a man than he is?

>>27125436
How about this instead?
>Twilight x Caramel
>Fluttershy x Big Mac
>Applejack x Soaren
>Rarity x Hoity Toity (?)
>Pinkie Pie x Pokey

>>27125414
Seriously, what kind of sleep over book doesn't have that step in it?

>>27125486
Yes, you are. The bigger man avoids confrontation, content in letting the people around him go about their business insofar as it doesn't directly hurt others.

>>27125459

I'd believe a Royal Guard would be more of Rarity's fancy than all the Big Mac shipping I see with her. At least the Royal Guard has a respectable salary, I'm sure. Big Mac is just some smelly asshole that works in grime all day. Not Rarity's taste, at all. Pairing Big Mac with anybody is pretty cruel, actually.

>>27125497
I just said that

And you forgot RBD x Royal Guard

>>27125164
>Opinions
True, but I don't think a lot of people will argue with this particular one.

>Why would we care enough to ship ANY character? It's just for fun. Not really sure what kind of explanation you want here.

Maybe it's because I don't get shipping at all, but wouldn't you want to do something interesting at least? Have interesting characters to write your fanfiction with, for example? I mean I guess some people will like him as a character precisely because he's so boring (and thus, "stable"), but are there seriously that many of you?

>>27125166
>You don't have to say anything interesting or funny to establish character.

No, but it would help to establish a character that's, well, interesting or funny, and I fail to see why you would care about a character which is neither.

>>27125486

Being a literal gigantic faggot asshole doesn't make you a man.
It makes you a gigantic faggot asshole.