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 How to eat a pony.
Ingredients
* Cinnamon
* Basil
* A fresh Pony
Steps
1. First, one would need to catch the pony itself. Pony traps are available at your local greengrocers.
2. After obtaining the trap, locate a field in which ponies have been spotted frolicking.
3. Set the pony trap upon a high hill, preferably in the tallest tower you can, as you may be in with a chance of catching a mysterious climbing pony.
4. Set up the trap amongst grass and other illicit substances if necessary, as this will lure in smack-head ponies too.
5. Once the pony has been caught, make sure it is tender, feeding it nothing but wholegrain for eight years. This will aid its succulence and juiciness.
6. Repeatedly bludgeon the Pony with a blunt object. This kills the Pony.
7. We recommend you begin by starting on the tail, gently deep throat the tail down slowly, until you reach its rectum.
8. Then begin on the bodywork, this is where the succulence will really come in, maybe add some spices and herbs to add that extra kick (as well as the one you'll get from it's remaining rear legs).
9. Lastly, you must eat the pony's head. This is a rare delicacy in many countries such as Japan, and must be eaten with caution. Alternately, sell it on eBay. |
