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    305 KB /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)10:31 No.27117811  
    So, tell me about them ponies. What about those ponies?
    >> Kamara !eYv8ibCk6E 06/24/11(Fri)10:33 No.27117844
    >>27117811
    pinkiepie you bitch you killed lincon
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)10:33 No.27117857
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    >>27117811
    Those ponies are miserable pile of secrets and lies!
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)10:33 No.27117861
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    >>27117844
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)10:34 No.27117869
    >>27117857
    *piles
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:34 No.27117872
    so many shitty threads to collapse this morning
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:35 No.27117884
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    Do you have somepony like Rainbow Dash?
    >> Judge Anon 06/24/11(Fri)10:35 No.27117887
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    This is all I've seen of the new show
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
    This is all I'll ever need to see.
    >> Dino-Fag 06/24/11(Fri)10:36 No.27117907
    >>27117884
    i d'awwd
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)10:37 No.27117925
    >>27117893
    Yea you do.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:39 No.27117948
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    We need more people flockdrawing! It's been fairly empty the past few weeks.
    >> LostKause aka LowKey aka Monday Streamy Timey 06/24/11(Fri)10:39 No.27117964
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    >>27117887

    Yeah booooy, this my shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:39 No.27117967
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:40 No.27117969
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:40 No.27117973
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    >>27117704

    Who?
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)10:42 No.27118002
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    >>27116614
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:42 No.27118011
    >>27117967
    >the two pegasi end up together
    >the two unicorns end up together

    the-opposite-of-yep.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:42 No.27118014
    >>27117907
    There's too much daww out there!! SHES BREAKING UP!!

    >helsol Tissues
    Oh, thanks captcha. That should help.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:42 No.27118017
    >>27117884
    HHNNNNNGG
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)10:43 No.27118020
    There needs to be Oblivion ponies. Gremte; mpt
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:43 No.27118033
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    I am Rape Ape
    An ape in the form of a man who rapes Ponies
    I rape because I was born brutal
    Brutally is how I rape!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:44 No.27118044
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    dawww thread?

    Anyone remember this?

    for those that dont.. some anon posted it back in november or something saying that their little sister gave it to them for their birthday

    Your hearts are now belong to me
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:44 No.27118050
    >>27118033
    Shut up Taco Wiz
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:45 No.27118056
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    Silly little question:
    How come so many people see human Twilight Sparkle as a black person? Not that I've got anything against that - actually these are the human versions I prefer - but I'm just wondering if there's a particular reason behind that.
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:45 No.27118066
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    >>27118050
    I am and Ape

    Do not tempt me or I will swoop down and rape beat you with my arms
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:45 No.27118067
    >>27118056
    She's colored dark purple.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)10:45 No.27118073
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    >>27118033
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:45 No.27118075
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    >Winter Wrap Up
    >Ponyville was settled by earthies so all the work is done manually, because tradition
    >unicorns can't use their magic
    >but it's fine for pegasi to fuck with the weather and bring the birds back by flying around
    >double standards everywhere
    >Twi's face when
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:46 No.27118078
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChsNlCPQjkY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZ_CROjTig&feature=related

    Just a reminder, Wind Whistler is the best G1 pony.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)10:46 No.27118079
    >>27118056
    Because no one wants their characters to be negroids and it's funny to troll people with it.
    >> Gordon !fREEMANRcc 06/24/11(Fri)10:46 No.27118081
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    >>27118033
    That's nice.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:46 No.27118089
    >>27118044
    >your my big sister

    My heart belongs to you only because THE RAGE CAUSED IT TO ESCAPE!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:46 No.27118094
    >>27117811
    That is a weird version of the assassination of our greatest warboss.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:47 No.27118098
    >>27118089

    oh anonymous... you the worst sibling ever
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:47 No.27118100
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    >>27118056
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:48 No.27118116
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    >>27118094
    Greatest?
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)10:48 No.27118117
    >>27118056
    Human TS is indian or east asian.
    Pinkie's the black one. The fat black one.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)10:48 No.27118119
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    >>27118100
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)10:49 No.27118130
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    >>27117887
    This is fucking amazing
    >> walw6pK4Alo !!Dad2zlG9Cj3 06/24/11(Fri)10:49 No.27118131
    >>27118078

    Is she Spock?
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:49 No.27118137
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    Adorable thread?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:50 No.27118156
    >>27118075
    >one day per year the unicorns aren't allowed to exercise their abilities as the master race of Equestria

    I'm sure she got over it after WWU was finished.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:50 No.27118158
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    >>27118137
    That's stupid
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:50 No.27118162
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    >>27118116
    Warboss Lincoln was da best warboss we ever had ya git, and if ya don't tink so, I'mma krump you worse then Atlanta.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:51 No.27118180
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    I want a Season 2 episode where Applebloom dies
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)10:52 No.27118193
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    >>27118180
    Can she take the rest of the CMCs with her?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:52 No.27118194
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    >>27118137
    At least get the pic with names
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:53 No.27118203
    >>27118078
    Is that Bart?
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:53 No.27118206
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    >>27118193
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:54 No.27118213
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    >>27118162
    Are you insinuating that this chap is not the finest specimen of the race, ignoramus?
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)10:54 No.27118226
    >>27118206
    /r/ a comic in which Scoot kills AB and SB, and then commits suicide.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)10:55 No.27118235
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    >>27118213
    I wouldn't fuck with teddy.
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:56 No.27118240
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:56 No.27118248
    >>27118235
    [insert joke about plushophilia here]
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:56 No.27118250
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    >>27118226
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:57 No.27118265
    >>27118250
    I think you mean

    >DEARP
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:57 No.27118270
    >>27118180
    since Applejack has no cutie mark, I'm going to assume it's her father and not her husband OC
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:57 No.27118273
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    >>27118250
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:58 No.27118288
    >>27118180

    >dat weeping pegasis
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:59 No.27118298
    >>27118180
    Given the show's tendency of putting spotlights on social issues, I wouldnt be surprised (and love to see) an episode where a main character died and they had, like, two or three eps of everyone else dealing with the grief.

    >the One that dies is Twilight
    >>THEN WA-BAM SHE COMES BACK AS DARK PHOENIX, AND IS S2's BIG BAD
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:59 No.27118305
    >>27118298
    Social issues? Like what?
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)10:59 No.27118307
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    >>27118298
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)10:59 No.27118308
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    >>27118213
    Teddy Roosevelt was the biggest badass ever. He got shot while giving a speech, but he was like fuck the hospital I'm giving a speech. So he finished his speech, then went to get the bullet removed.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:00 No.27118315
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    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:00 No.27118321
    >>27118298
    >two or three eps of everyone else dealing with the grief.

    Yeah, no.
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)11:01 No.27118335
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    Are you ape enough to rape?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:01 No.27118336
    >>27118213
    I aint in-sin-er-atin' nothin yet. You keep talkin' dat way about Warboss Lincoln and I'll be in-sin-er-atin' you.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:02 No.27118350
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    >>27118335
    Are you a man enough to have a consensual relationship?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:02 No.27118356
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    >>27118336
    Bully. You shall be next on the list after he chokes the army of bears behind him.
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)11:03 No.27118366
    >>27118350
    APES ARE NOT CONSENSUAL! THEY ARE APES!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:04 No.27118386
    >>27118366
    Humans are apes.
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)11:05 No.27118401
    >>27118386
    EXACTLY!
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:05 No.27118408
    >>27118386
    I am more like a bear than an ape.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:06 No.27118420
    >>27118075
    >implying changing seasons is even possible without pegasi
    Even an earth pony settlement neads a weather team, even if they just fall under the jurisdiction of a nearby city's.
    >> Rape Ape !XcB74kY50I 06/24/11(Fri)11:07 No.27118444
    Pony Cast System

    Unicorns - Upper Class
    Pegasi = Middle Class
    Earth Pony - Lower Class
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:08 No.27118463
    >>27117811
    hey y'all. I'd like to play a song for ya. won't take long/

    Mama said, "Don't go near that forum"
    "Don't be faggin' around old OP John"
    But come the weekend I'd always be there
    Postin' horny ponies in that dank, moldy cellar

    Take me back to another morning
    To a time so long ago
    When the sweet lolicon flowed freely
    And my dick would still rise for them

    OP John was a basement dweller
    His mother wept to recall his tale
    Looking back I still remember
    I can't believe I posted in his thread

    Born with hope in the town of Cleveland
    His parents failed to find him friends
    Lord, he never found his error
    You know he feared to face the day

    Mama said, "Don't go near that forum"
    "Don't be faggin' around old OP John"
    But come the weekend I'd always be there
    Postin' horny ponies in that dank, moldy cellar
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:08 No.27118464
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    >>27118298
    social issues...like dealing with coming out of your friend? (starring Fluttershy?) or helping your friend with sugar/drug addiction? would love that!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:08 No.27118468
    >>27118444
    Earth ponies actually seemed to make up the majority of the upper class at the GGG. I don't think there's a parallel IRL, all three races require each other to live. Shit, they could maybe do without unicorns, putting them on the bottom of the list.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:10 No.27118494
    >>27118408
    So you are a hairy man
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:10 No.27118495
    >>27118444
    and sea ponies? and zebras? cows?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:10 No.27118498
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    >>27118464
    >This week on a very special episode of My Little Pony: Rainbow Dash has a startling confession!
    >Guy's I'm straight
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:10 No.27118499
    >>27118305
    Social outcast at school due to being the last to go through puberty?
    Feeling like you have to bend over backwards for everybody and then stretching yourself thin as a result?
    Being unable to recognize the work and talent of your artist friend when he offers to do a project for you, and poopooing it as a result, because you think you know better?
    Unable to see that you're being a bit of a tryhard, or not realizing that just because your friends don't want to hang out this one time doesn't mean they never enjoy spending time with you?

    I mean, it's not "Tonight, on a special episode of Family Matters...YOU SHOULD PLAY BASKETBALL BECASE YOU'RE A NIGNOG, NOT BASEBALL!!" stuff, but something those episodes do frame or expose those situations in such a way that a kid can learn some of the mechanics of what's going on (or the other side of a matter) when they experience that in the real world. Aside from the happy cartoon nature of the show, (which, I realize is putting a big thing aside) it's not that big of a leap to imagine them killing off a character, since that's something that a decent chunk of kids will experience in real life.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:10 No.27118506
    >>27118494
    I am.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:12 No.27118519
    >>27118506
    So it would seem...
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:12 No.27118520
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    >>27118498
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:12 No.27118523
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:12 No.27118531
    >>27118002
    Lol! Thank you!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:12 No.27118538
    >>27118464
    >>27118305
    Actually-yeah, "issues" was the wrong term to use. I meant "situation"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:13 No.27118555
    >>27118499
    Oh, when you said "social issues" I thought you meant more like "a very special episode of ..."

    Those you described seemed more like character issues.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:13 No.27118568
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    >>27118519
    Quite.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:13 No.27118570
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    >>27118523
    >they'll eat me because I'm the fattest fatty fat pony!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:15 No.27118593
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    “Oh! That’s the secret... oh! party button!” explained Pinkie. “Every filly has one, and it’s the most SUPER-sensitive spot EVER!”
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:15 No.27118601
    >>27118468
    The why I imagine is that Earth ponies form the majority of the population.
    They usual occupancy either basic positions in industry or owners of big companies. Also they form the majority of the politicians.
    Unicorns are scientists and academicians, tiring to make major technological and magical breakthroughs
    Pegasi usually do all things related about weather and occupy position related to entertainment.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:15 No.27118607
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    >>27118568
    indubitably
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:16 No.27118608
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    RONBOW DOSH
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:16 No.27118612
    >>27118468
    Unicorns are relative experts in delicate artistic and technical design, though, due to their telekinesis. EPs and pegasi practically have a physical disability relative to unicorns when it comes to crafting things.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:16 No.27118620
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    >>27118601
    >>27118601
    The Pegasus might compose most of the military.
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)11:16 No.27118627
    >>27118608
    Its REIGNBOE DOSH
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:16 No.27118628
    >>27118499

    social issues you say?

    well a nice episode involving how cutie marks arn't the end all be all would be rather nice, and might help the CMC develop into less annoying characters.
    I mean, look at how many ponies whose special talent is something so increadibly obscure it's not really that helpfull.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:16 No.27118630
    >>27118499

    Just fix the gender issues the show has and it'd be genuinely fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:17 No.27118637
    Why does every OC fuck Rainbow Dash
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:17 No.27118638
    >>27118570
    I don't know whether to tell her it's okay and give her a hug or strangle her until her neck snaps.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:17 No.27118644
    >>27118570
    and you taste like spicy rainbow
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:17 No.27118645
    >>27118033
    This is the best thing MS has done by far.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:17 No.27118650
    >>27118638
    Wait how do you snap a marshmallow?
    >> Duplex Fields 06/24/11(Fri)11:18 No.27118657
    >>27118601
    Don't forget, unicorns do a LOT of the manual labor because they have Magic Hands (TM),
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:18 No.27118661
    >>27118499
    Agreed. Sesame Street did it; It's not impossible for them to go "My daughter's friend died in a car accident recently. We should comfort her by showing how cute ponies cope with the death of a friend." Of course it might be heart-breaking to watch, but on the bright side, there'll be alot less shipping.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:18 No.27118663
    >>27118612
    On the other hand, lack of hands is only debilitating if the pony in question's talents lie elsewhere - applebloom had absolutely no issue reconstructing her treehouse, for example. While they may not have the obvious magic of telekinesis, all ponies are still very, overwhelmingly good at their special talents.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:18 No.27118671
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    >>27118637
    Cause she's cool, man.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:18 No.27118672
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    >>27118608
    >check her dA
    >see this
    perfect reaction image for that
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:18 No.27118677
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    >>27118637
    Because she's so pretty!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:19 No.27118688
    >>27118657
    It would make sens for the manufacturing industry to be dominated by unicorns...
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:19 No.27118695
    >>27118645
    Because boobs and panties, right? Not because it's well drawn, or has a subversive gag?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:19 No.27118699
    >>27118677
    >Dash
    >pretty
    Yeah...Even Twist is prettier...
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:20 No.27118703
    >>27118650
    take one end in one hand, the other in the other, pull them apart and then turn, and another 360° and one more time around until it snaps
    >> Duplex Fields 06/24/11(Fri)11:20 No.27118705
    >>27118628
    It's called Winter Wrap-Up.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:20 No.27118709
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    >>27118661
    >Less Shipping
    >Oh Fluttershy, your sister died? Here, let me comfort you. Sensually.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:20 No.27118716
    Which pony is the marshmallowiest?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:21 No.27118724
    >>27118499

    I didn't start ejaculating until I was 13.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:21 No.27118728
    >>27118663
    Oh, I forgot about that...*thinks* WAIT, HOW THE FCK DID SHE DO THAT?!
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:21 No.27118736
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    >>27118724
    What a story mark.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118740
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    >>27118699
    I can be pretty...
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118743
    >>27118724
    same here, bro. Shit was cash.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118744
    >>27118570
    Aww, you're not fat. Everyone knows that the fat pony in the group is Pinkie Pie.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118747
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    >>27118699
    >It's because I'm so fat isn't it? I'll cut down from eating only 5 crackers a day to just 3!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118749
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    >>27118740
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118750
    >>27118724
    Welp, that was a nice thread we had going there for a while
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118753
    >>27118728
    The same way any pony does anything - by being as near as makes no difference perfect at their special talent.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:22 No.27118754
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    >>27118699
    why be pretty, when you are cool?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:23 No.27118757
    >>27118740
    Now I need another monitor...
    This is the secound one in two days.
    THANK YOU DASH THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:23 No.27118769
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    >>27118033
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:24 No.27118777
    >>27118705
    Twilight's magic is incredibly helpful though. The problem in that episode is that the Winter Wrap-Up is racist against unicorns.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:24 No.27118780
    >>27118757
    You don't need to get another monitor if you want to keep that picture up, just print it out and hang it on the wall.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:24 No.27118782
    >>27118757
    Why do pictures of Dash break your monitor so much?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:24 No.27118788
    >>27118033
    >bed head
    >boy underwear
    Fuck yes...what? I have a thing for tomboyish girls.
    Also I had no idea MS did his line art in Flash.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:24 No.27118789
    >>27118716
    Rarity
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:25 No.27118793
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    How about an episode where Rarity freaks out about her appearance and starts to think she's ugly and fat and letting herself go... even while her friends tell her she looks fine

    She starts becoming a work out and diet freak and runs herself and her friends ragged before finally coming around through some big emotional climax?

    Lesson learned: Listen to your friends. Sometimes they might understand yourself better than you do
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:25 No.27118796
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    >>27118744
    >Pinkie Pie
    >fat

    >mfw I'm not the only one who thinks this
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:25 No.27118799
    >>27118777
    if it were racist against unicorns they wouldn't be allowed to help at all. Not allowing magic makes sure everybody gets to help out and helps town spirit!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:25 No.27118800
    >>27118763

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Sesame_Street
    >In 1982, Will Lee, who had played Mr. Hooper since the show's premiere, died. For the 1983 season, the show's producers and research staff decided they would explain Mr. Hooper's death to their preschool audience, instead of recasting the role: the writer of that episode, Norman Stiles, said, "We felt we owed something to a man we respected and loved".[48] They convened a group of psychologists, religious leaders, and other experts in the field of grief, loss, and separation. The research team conducted a series of studies before the episode to ascertain if children were able to understand the messages they wanted to convey about Mr. Hooper's death; the research showed most children did understand. Parents' reactions to the episode were, according to the CTW's own reports, "overwhelmingly positive".[132] The episode, which won an Emmy,[133] aired on Thanksgiving Day in 1983 so parents could be home to discuss it with their children. Author David Borgenicht called the episode "poignant";[134] Davis called it "a landmark broadcast"[135] and "a truly memorable episode, one of the show's best".[136] Caroll Spinney, who played Big Bird and who drew the caricatures prominently used in the episode, reported the cast and crew were moved to tears during filming.[note 18]
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:25 No.27118801
    >>27118724
    >>27118743

    Late developers, huh?
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:26 No.27118810
    >>27118793
    I would watch the fuck out of that episode.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:26 No.27118813
    >>27118793
    Have you not been paying attention to this thread? If anyone has anorexia, it'd be Dash.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:26 No.27118814
    >>27118777
    I suppose you'd say that about the local Celtic Festival, the Greek Orthodox church's annual picnic, and St Patrick's Day?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:26 No.27118821
    >>27118799
    Yeah because not cleaning everything in a few seconds and not wasting resources and time is such a horrible thing.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:27 No.27118828
    >>27118814
    And Lynchin' fest.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:27 No.27118829
    >>27118813
    Dash can't affort to be anorexic, all that flying can't be easy on the metabolism.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:27 No.27118832
    >>27118608
    >Someday I'll be part of the thunderbolts.
    ...Busiek Thunderbolts or Ellis Thunderbolts?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:27 No.27118833
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    >>27118747
    I dunno Dash, you still have quite the long way to go if you want to be pretty. Just look at your reflection.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:28 No.27118845
    >>27118821
    When the alternative is promoting racial tension and overreliance on potentially irreplacable individuals? Yeah, it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:28 No.27118846
    >>27118829

    Actually that'd work for the big finale.

    Dash finally comes around when she goes out flying and passes out midair.. only for Fluttershy to save her.

    The episode ends with a big feast at Applejack's place
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:28 No.27118850
    >>27118829
    That's why it's so terrifying. She flies so that she can loose weight really fast.

    And being heavy would really hurt her flying abilities
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:29 No.27118855
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    >>27118796
    >>27118744
    Indeed, but fat girls are the best for cuddling.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:29 No.27118859
    >>27118829
    yeah, she wouldn't be able to fly, that will be the reason she understand it's not possible to starve herself
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:29 No.27118860
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    >>27118833
    >What am I gonna do? The wonderbolts will never EVER let a fatty like me in!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:29 No.27118862
    >>27118833
    >implying that mirrors don't crack as she approaches them
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:29 No.27118875
    >>27118845
    /co/ wins the Internets for bringing to light the hidden logic about resources written subtly into a girls cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:30 No.27118882
    >>27118859
    you make it sound as though anorexia is a rational choice. If anything she'd probably explain it as her being TOO fat to fly.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:30 No.27118884
    Andbody love that ss pic that Disco drew of humanized Spike fucking Applejack? Shit's amazing.
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)11:30 No.27118888
    >>27118855
    Are you implying that Pinkie is fat?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:30 No.27118889
    >>27118860
    Oh give up. You never stood a chance.
    At the auditions you would crash into the judges table.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:31 No.27118891
    >>27118855
    Pinkie is seriously a composite of every fat black chick I have ever met in my life. They are fucking crazy, in a good way, and they party harder and have more fun than anyone else on earth.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:31 No.27118896
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    >>27118862
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:31 No.27118897
    >>27118884
    Ahem.

    http://andreitheenormousfailure.tumblr.com/post/6850817251/commission-on-to-the-next-one
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:31 No.27118899
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    >>27118860
    >implying the Wonderbolts aren't jealous because Dash can do a Sonic Rainboom and they can't.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:31 No.27118904
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    >>27118860
    >sorry, we don't have extra large jumpsuits
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:32 No.27118916
    >>27118888
    Yes.

    >>27118891
    >THIS
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:32 No.27118922
    >>27118902
    >Business Elusive

    Nice.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:32 No.27118924
    >>27118902
    >gender-ambiguous Fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:33 No.27118939
    >>27118904

    >implying the uniforms aren't just spraypainted on
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:33 No.27118941
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    >>27118888
    No she's black
    >> Krek 06/24/11(Fri)11:34 No.27118957
    If ever there is to be a Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy conflict episode, the conflict would be Fluttershy wanting a nice and quiet evening with her friends for a birthday party, while Pinkie Pie wants something super big for a party, like she normally does.

    And the moral would be about respecting one's opinions on things, even if you don't agree with those opinions and taking their thoughts into consideration.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:34 No.27118961
    I see this world falling apart.

    I see ponies.

    I want to build a fiction portal.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:34 No.27118971
    >>27118897

    I just /ss/'d hard

    > Captcha: Worisia syndrome.

    Fuck...
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)11:35 No.27118976
    >>27118941
    Male Twilight - Indian(?) and slightly pudgy

    D'aww. Truth be told she reminds me a lot of an Indian guy I knew in high school.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:35 No.27118989
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    >>27118860
    >>27118889

    When a pony walks in
    with an itty-bitty waist
    and a round thing in your face
    YOU GET SPRUNG
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:36 No.27118998
    >>27118957
    But FS enjoys PP's parties.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:36 No.27118999
    >>27118957

    >trying to tell pinkie that parties are not always the answer

    Never gonna work.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:37 No.27119025
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:37 No.27119026
    >>27118999

    Of course not, silly filly, the answer to everything is panic.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)11:38 No.27119039
    >>27118957
    >And the moral would be about respecting one's opinions on things, even if you don't agree with those opinions and taking their thoughts into consideration.

    So you mean 'Suited for Success' for a second time?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:39 No.27119053
    >>27119039
    it was a pretty good episode the first time round!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:39 No.27119062
    >>27119039
    Actually, it would be 'Look Before You Sleep' for a third time.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:39 No.27119063
    Haiku:

    Sparkledash Twilight
    Original Character
    Do Not Steal Plz
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)11:39 No.27119069
    >>27119039
    I guess they're going to end up repeating sooner or later. Didn't they kind of already do that?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:39 No.27119072
    >>27119039

    No, Suited for Success's moral was don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:40 No.27119086
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    >>27119062
    This time with even MORE hatesex!
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)11:40 No.27119093
    >>27119025
    "OH HAY Applejack I finished my cloudbreaking over the farm, you still have some pie?"

    "Do you really have to crash into us every time?"

    "Gotta toughen up for my audition!"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:40 No.27119094
    >>27119063

    The last line is only 4 syllables. You have failed at haikuing.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:41 No.27119109
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    LUNCH TIME! Do I get an Omlette from the diner for search my fridge for food?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:41 No.27119111
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    >>27119072
    >don't look a gift pony in the mouth.
    fify
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:41 No.27119112
    >>27119063
    missing a syllable bro
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:41 No.27119115
    >>27118957
    Or.

    OR.

    FS just wants to go to a nice restaurant for her birthday, and the rest of the big six think this is a good idea. But Pinkie starts tweaking a bit during dinner because it's _so_ calm and _so_ laid back and WHY ARE WE NOT PARTYING MEGA-HARD IT'S FLUTTERSHY'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY BRB GOING HOME TO GET MY CONFETTI GUN
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)11:42 No.27119133
    >>27119109
    Diner omelets are the best.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:42 No.27119136
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    >>27119093
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119159
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    >>27119093

    Do you realize how expensive is to repair that barn roof every time you crash into it?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119160
    http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/294281.html

    More name changes.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119161
    >>27119133
    Bacon cheddar omlette. Orgasmic.
    >> Dino-Fag 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119162
    >>27119025
    >surprise! dash was hiding behind a tree
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119165
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    >>27119094
    >Steal
    >stee-yul

    You fail at calling fails, anon.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119166
    >>27119109
    MAKE AN OMLETTE!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:43 No.27119167
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    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)11:44 No.27119182
    >>27119136
    Sorry, Pinkie, 'Cupcakes' stopped being worth putting up with about a week after it came out.

    'Apple Family Tradition' is bound to be worse.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119190
    >>27119160

    To the uninitiated, all these pony names just sound like hippie names. I mean, imagine a real person named Twilight Sparkle.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119192
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    >>27119167
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119194
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    >>27119160
    People really need to stop doing this.
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119196
    >>27119109
    >>27119133
    >>27119161
    FUCK
    NOW I HAVE TO MAKE AN OMELETTE
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119203
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    >>27119094
    >>27119112
    >pronounce steal as one syllable

    EEeeee-nun-see-aaayy-shunnn, boys.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119207
    >>27119165
    nope. It has one.
    >> /co/mmander Gummy jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119211
    >>27119194
    I'm changing my name to commander Gummy jesus ezekial jesus,
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)11:45 No.27119213
    >>27119109
    Is this a chain diner? Or some real greasy spoon type deal?
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)11:46 No.27119216
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    I was told it was time for ponies.
    I don't have my own so I kinda just built one.
    Hope you don't mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:46 No.27119221
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    >>27119192
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:46 No.27119224
    What kind of retarded asshole pronounces "steal" with two syllables?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:46 No.27119231
    >>27119159
    The fact that Applejack doesn't have any hands doesn't help.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)11:46 No.27119233
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    >>27119159
    Yes. I mean no. I mean shit, you don't have a contractor on retainer?

    ... Damn come to think of it my parents DID have to fix my room all the time. No wonder my birthday presents got smaller and smaller.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:46 No.27119234
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    >>27119182
    Yeah, I'd rather AJ be the one to decapitate psycho Pinkie
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:47 No.27119235
    >>27119213
    Not a chain but the family has a few restaurants around the towns In the area. They're Greeks.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:47 No.27119242
    >>27119235
    OH SHIT! IS IT ZORBAS?!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:47 No.27119244
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    >>27119221
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:47 No.27119249
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    >>27119216
    I did too!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:48 No.27119250
    >>27119216
    inanimophile boner
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:48 No.27119251
    >>27119161
    Wha-I WANT A BACON CHEDDAR OMELETTE!!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:48 No.27119266
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    >>27119196
    Damn, me too.

    IT"S OMELETTE TIME!!!

    >To Denny's!
    >HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:49 No.27119276
    >>27119109

    Omelette. Do it.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:49 No.27119278
    >>27119235
    You're from Jersey, huh?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:49 No.27119284
    >>27119278
    It'd explain the smell.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)11:49 No.27119285
    >>27119235
    Sounds good. I say go for the omelette. Is it the kind of place that gives you a huge plate full of side dishes like hashbrowns or whatever? I am now thinking about that really old picture of breakfast themed OC ponies. yes i hungry.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:49 No.27119288
    guys I'm hungry but I don't have any food, what is the best thing to get for breakfast at 7/11 because I am going to walk there

    It's probably just the cinnamon rolls right
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:49 No.27119293
    does anyone have that 4chan script for Firefox that auto-updates the thread??
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:50 No.27119296
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    Did you guys want me for something?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:50 No.27119297
    >>27119288
    Omelette
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:50 No.27119305
    >>27119278
    >>27119284
    Connecticut
    >>27119285
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:51 No.27119313
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    >>27119296
    Sure, squirt, I've had a dry spell lately ...
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:51 No.27119319
    >>27119305
    Tri-state area. I was close.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:51 No.27119321
    >>27119293
    >not using Chrome
    >not using 4chan +
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:51 No.27119326
    >>27119288
    Also I feel sort of bad about doing this because there's this cute cashier that has her shift around this time and I'd rather not have her see me buying junk food but dammit I'm desperate D:
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:51 No.27119328
    >>27119313
    You gonna turn her into an omelette?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:52 No.27119333
    >>27119296
    Wanna help? start laying some eggs.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:52 No.27119337
    >>27119321
    >not using 4chan x
    How's people deleting their posts crashing the updater working out for you?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:52 No.27119338
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:52 No.27119342
    >>27119297
    >Omelette at 7/11

    wat
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:52 No.27119354
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    >>27119313
    >Dry Spell
    I wouldn't know what that's like, Dash.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119357
    P.S. I fucking love getting breakfast whenever I'm out in the northeast. You can get coffee, juice, eggs, potatoes, bacon, and toast for $7 or less at most diners out there.

    >mfw I live in Denver and you have to pay at least $11 to get that much food here
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119358
    >>27119296
    Omelette
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119359
    >>27119337
    doesn't do shit to it. It's still there, it still updates just fine.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119360
    >>27119328
    > 'dry spell'

    It means she wants to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119367
    >>27119354
    BURN
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119372
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    >>27119250
    You got a boner from that? What?

    >omelette discussion
    I prefer cheese omelettes myself, actually.
    Actually I should eat too, since I just woke up.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119376
    I have an boredom.
    >> MegaSweet !6/JhxoKXsc 06/24/11(Fri)11:53 No.27119377
    >>27119305

    Hello, CTbro.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:54 No.27119393
    >>27119376
    draw more rascootaloo

    what does pinkie's brain look like?
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:54 No.27119394
    I'ma make me a Bacon Ham and cheese omlette.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:54 No.27119397
    >>27119357
    There's a pretty nice local diner in my town, but I'm sort of creeped out by it because of something one of the waitresses told me while I was there with my dad which made me think that they fucked at some point
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:55 No.27119409
    >>27119377
    You're in CT too? I thought I was alone in this shitty state! Except Lucid, but I haven't seen him in ages.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:55 No.27119411
    >>27119372
    Hell yeah, Cheese omelettes are god of all omelettes.

    >inb4omelettedufromage
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)11:55 No.27119413
    >>27119393
    I didn't draw it
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:55 No.27119415
    Wait... I have eggs and cheese

    How the fuck do I make an omelette

    Teach me you're trick's
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:55 No.27119418
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    >>27119321
    I use chrome, but lately, it has been freezing, like if 4chan were derping.

    so I switched to Firefox
    >>27119337
    4chan x for Firefox?
    I have that, but it's not updating the posts
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:56 No.27119428
    >>27119411
    >mon visage quand c'est vraiment "omelette au fromage"
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:57 No.27119437
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    >mfw hardly anyone that likes MLP lives in Louisiana
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:57 No.27119438
    >>27119418
    I believe the updater is disabled by default, the options should be in the top right corner. If you have any userstyles it'll probably break that, so disable them and change settings, then put it back.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:57 No.27119448
    >>27119415
    Put a few eggs together in a bowl, dump in meat and cheese, mix, put in a pan and cook like a pancake.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:57 No.27119458
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    >>27119354
    Oh yea? I bet I can get more candy vag in 10 seconds flat than you can in a whole week!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:57 No.27119459
    >>27119428
    >mon visage quand je n'ai pas de visage
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)11:58 No.27119468
    I don't like eggs
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:58 No.27119475
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    >>27119428
    ...
    >> MegaSweet !6/JhxoKXsc 06/24/11(Fri)11:58 No.27119479
    >>27119409

    I live in NY now, but I was born and raised in CT.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:58 No.27119480
    >>27119468
    Then you must like sperm

    FAG
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:58 No.27119481
    I use /b/ackwash reloaded plus 4chan 404 defeater

    Works perfectly. Never had any problems with crashes or anything.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)11:59 No.27119486
    >>27119468
    each to their own
    >> LostKause aka LowKey aka Monday Streamy Timey 06/24/11(Fri)11:59 No.27119488
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    >sit down with fresh pancakes
    >read about omelettes
    >immediately regret decision

    Damn it
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)11:59 No.27119492
    >>27119448
    >>27119415
    Add a little milk to that.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:59 No.27119493
    >>27119458

    Silly filly, 4channers never had or will have any vag, human or otherwise.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)11:59 No.27119496
    >>27119479
    Damn. Come to Connecticut, I'll smoke you up for free.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)11:59 No.27119498
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:00 No.27119521
    >>27119498

    Pinkie's just like a cat.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)12:00 No.27119523
    DAMNIT! I'M GONNA GO MAKE MY OMLETTE NOW!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:01 No.27119526
    >>27119475
    Sorry, you're right. I should have used guillemets.

    «omelette au fromage»
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:01 No.27119529
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    >>27119438
    am I doing something wrong?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:01 No.27119530
    >>27119493
    That joke got old six or so years ago. The Internet's full of normal people now. Given the average age of this fanbase I'd presume almost everyone has had sex.
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)12:01 No.27119538
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    >>27119488
    >pancakes
    >not waffles
    FAIL
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:01 No.27119540
    >>27119530
    Still a virgin here.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:02 No.27119543
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    >>27119428
    > mi cara cuando tuve que usar el traductor de google para saber lo que decias antes de lo de"omelette au fromage"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:02 No.27119546
    >>27119529
    assuming you're on the latest version (2.6), it should actually be in the upper right of the page itself
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:02 No.27119549
    >>27119493
    but i have one
    Its right there
    Below my bellybotton and ither stuff.....
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:02 No.27119550
    >>27119498
    >Pinkie transforms her hoof into a giant penis and licks it until it cums
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:03 No.27119568
    >>27119549
    no that's where your penis used to be
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:03 No.27119569
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    Don't open this.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:03 No.27119573
    I'm confused by 4chan X.

    Right now I have the 4chan extension running (the "official" one that doesn't use greasemonkey). To have have to disable that in order to get 4chan X to work? Because I'm not noticing anything different at all since I installed it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:04 No.27119583
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:04 No.27119589
    >>27119569
    splooge everywhere
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:04 No.27119592
    >>27119573
    I guess so, then? It replaces all the functionality anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:04 No.27119597
    >>27119569

    >go to waffle house
    >don't order a waffle

    I seriously hope you don't do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:05 No.27119603
    >>27119568
    b-
    wh
    Why would i want a useless meat schlong just dangling there and being in the way
    feels good man
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:05 No.27119606
    >>27119543
    Histoire génial, mec
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:05 No.27119610
    >>27119569
    oh god, that's hot.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:05 No.27119612
    >>27119569
    I ordered it, and now the waiting game begins.
    >>27119573
    I don't think so. At least, I didn't when I used firefox. It's a pretty useless extension, just use 4chan x.
    >> LostKause aka LowKey aka Monday Streamy Timey 06/24/11(Fri)12:06 No.27119622
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    >>27119538

    I know, right? Insult to injury. My waffle iron is busted so I had to settle for the shitty alternative.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)12:06 No.27119627
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    >>27119530
    yeah, um, about that
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:07 No.27119631
    >>27119573
    4chan X fucked up for me too until I disabled the official firefox extension.

    4chan X is much better than the Firefox Extension anyway. It does everything that the extension does, plus so much more.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:07 No.27119635
    >>27119530
    >Given the average age of this fanbase I'd presume almost everyone has had sex.

    ahahahahaahahahaha

    ahaha... haha... ha...

    ...

    I made myself sad :(
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:07 No.27119637
    >>27119530
    > Given the average age of this fanbase I'd presume almost everyone has had sex.

    With what?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:07 No.27119645
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    >>27119530
    ...yea. Okay.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:08 No.27119662
    Can we stop talking about omlettes, 4chan addons, and our pathetic sex lives and talk about ponies instead?
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:09 No.27119669
    Disabled 4chan extension.

    Still can't see any differences.

    Did I install 4chan X incorrectly or something? :(
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:09 No.27119675
    >>27119635
    >Pay everyone a compliment by telling them they aren't virgins
    >Everyone feels bad because they are

    Wow, it's like the best reverse troll post ever
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:09 No.27119681
    >>27119662
    Alright. Let's talk about ponies. So who's getting raped today?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:10 No.27119685
    >>27119645
    >>27119635
    >>27119627
    >>27119540
    Goddamn it am I like one of the three people here who have had sex?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:10 No.27119693
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    just another day in paradise
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:10 No.27119695
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    >>27119540
    If you're a semi decent looking female come to PA and I'll fix that for you. Can't promise any miracles but I'll get the job done right.
    And if your a man tough luck.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:11 No.27119699
    >>27119685
    I've had sex. I'm also married.

    lol @ pathetic foreveralonefags
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:11 No.27119701
    >>27119409
    I thought local law enforcement arrested him?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:11 No.27119704
    >>27119662
    So I'm writing an add-on that cross references the best places in your town to get omelettes with the best places to get sex

    If you enter in all the right variables it will plan the best night ever for you
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:11 No.27119705
    >>27119662
    That's pretty funny when looked at it like that.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:11 No.27119707
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    am i cool now
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:12 No.27119715
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    >>27119685
    Make that 4 and you've got yourself an accurate statistic.

    >implying that I have had sex
    >implying that you're also not a virgin
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:12 No.27119716
    >>27119662
    Alright, let's talk about the show instead.

    Well, there's... I mean...
    ...
    ...
    ...OH YEAH! That's right! We're still waiting for the new season to premiere aren't we? I guess we can't talk about anything, can we?

    Asshole.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:12 No.27119717
    >>27119693
    >Kim Fluttershy Dickass
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:12 No.27119724
    >>27119707
    how's the vinegar smell?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:12 No.27119727
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    Edit things I cannot. Could anyone here comically censor this? It's apparently too mature for the mods at Ponibooru
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:12 No.27119730
    >>27119681
    TWILIGHT.

    She'll cry deep raking sobs as he pounds away her hymen. She's not nearly aroused enough for his girth. God it hurts, it just hurts all over, if she stays very still and quiet maybe it'll be over soon---

    And before she knows it, it is. His seed dribbles down her leg.

    She knows she's in season. She doesn't have the heart to go to the apothrecary for the morning-after potion.

    At least for a little while she wants to stay and wash. And Wash. And Wash. And Wash.

    Not just to slough off the sticky mess between her legs --

    But to hide her tears and puffy red eyes.
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)12:13 No.27119736
    >fail to make omellete.
    >have to eat eggs scrambled.
    WHY WAS I EVEN BORN I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:13 No.27119738
    >>27119685

    Ponies got me laid twice.

    Yep, some chicks love their men who are sensitive, yet secure enough in their masculinity to like ponies.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:13 No.27119746
    >>27119685
    Bags of sand.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:14 No.27119755
    >>27119738
    I am calling bullshit until I hear details
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:14 No.27119767
    >>27119736
    With much practice comes great omelettes.

    Also, crepes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:15 No.27119770
    >>27119685
    Zero sexual partners is best sexual partners
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)12:15 No.27119775
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    Back!
    So I had chocolate chip pancakes.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:15 No.27119781
    >>27119738
    Wait, seriously? Really seriously? My ex broke up with me because I like ponies.

    She said she didn't feel right still getting fucked from behind by a guy who watched ponies, as they're 'on their knees' relative to people all the time

    ... I don't know how she intuited I enjoy THE PLOT.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:15 No.27119791
    >>27119685
    > Goddamn it am I like one of the three people here who have had sex?

    With what?
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:16 No.27119797
    >>27119781
    >My ex broke up with me because I like ponies.

    No she didn't.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:16 No.27119804
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    >>27119693
    Again? The novelty is already dead. geez.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:16 No.27119807
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    >>27119727
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:16 No.27119809
    >>27119791
    Oh damn.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:16 No.27119812
    >>27119781
    >She said she didn't feel right still getting fucked from behind by a guy who watched ponies, as they're 'on their knees' relative to people all the time

    ...what?

    I can't even understand what this sentence is supposed to mean
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:17 No.27119818
    >>27119569
    >>waffle house
    >>not IHOP
    If only I could punch you across the internet. I would so help me god.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:17 No.27119821
    >>27119707

    >haters gonna hate shirt

    You're one of those people aren't you? You know the ones.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:17 No.27119827
    >>27119807
    I laughed hard.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:18 No.27119833
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    I'm off to pick up my omlette! Wish me luck!
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)12:18 No.27119839
    >>27119807
    .....Big mac is trying to get Twilight to fuck gummy?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:18 No.27119843
    >>27119707
    I call bullshit

    Those shirts have nowhere near enough surface area to cover your mantits
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:18 No.27119844
    >>27119818
    Wait, wat?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:18 No.27119847
    >>27119807
    try making it red with a smily face
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:19 No.27119853
    >>27119797
    Yyyyyyeah she kind of did. From the outside looking in I'm a normal person and she's one of those tawny cheerleader types who's just in it for shits and giggles.

    Unfortunately she likes her guys dumb tall and muscular and not kinky at all. I'm tall and muscular and only a little dumb, and apparently rear-entry sex when I like pony plot is all kinds of too kinky.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:19 No.27119856
    >>27119818
    Fuck IHOP
    Waffle House is the best
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:19 No.27119859
    >>27119781

    What's wrong with a guy liking plot?

    Women are so undecided at times, man. They always look for the right, yet sensitive guy and when they find him "he is not what they're looking for."

    Feels bad, man.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:19 No.27119872
    >>27119833
    >picking up your omelette
    >not eating it at the restaurant with a nice cup of coffee
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:20 No.27119884
    You know guys

    I could fix your virginity problem right now

    All you need is to admit that you like the cock and I will deliver
    also you need to pay for the plane ticket
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:20 No.27119885
    >>27119775
    But were they delicious? This is crucial information I must know.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:20 No.27119894
    >>27119872
    Fuck that, I've got ponies to post!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:21 No.27119900
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    >>27119781
    You should have asked her to neigh while fucking her from behind.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:21 No.27119902
    >>27119853
    If she actually liked you she would have stuck with you despite the fact that you watch MLP.

    She had other reasons for breaking up with you, bro.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:22 No.27119922
    >>27119859
    There's a fine line between 'sensitive' and 'beta'. There's a way to be sensitive but still have balls; that's usually a decent guy. That's the kind of guy girls will chase, almost regardless of looks.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:22 No.27119925
    >>27119884
    ker-ching.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:22 No.27119929
    >>27119900
    Agreed. And gotten one of those horsetail butt plugs to stick in her ass. And drawn a cutie mark on her ass with a sharpie.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:22 No.27119935
    So, one of my pals outed himself as a brony on fb.
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:22 No.27119936
    >>27119925
    oh wait, virginity.

    oh wait, paying for plane ticket.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:23 No.27119943
    >>27119900
    thats all kinds of 'way too hot'
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:23 No.27119947
    >>27119853
    Your story has been invented, poorly, based on that My Little Callaponian anti-MLP article.

    Try harder.
    >> LostKause aka LowKey aka Monday Streamy Timey 06/24/11(Fri)12:23 No.27119950
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    >>27119856
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:24 No.27119957
    >>27119884
    I've proudly admitted I like cock for over a year and I'm still a virgin :(
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:24 No.27119958
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    >>27119935
    Oops.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:24 No.27119960
    >>27119902
    Uh, yeah. That relationship was on pretty shaky ground. She's fucking some guy now who thinks NASCAR is ballet or something.

    I overheard her bitching that he wears Abercrombie and Fitch and she doesn't like dating faggots, rationale being only faggots would wear A&F ever, especially the kind that like fucking women.

    I am SO GLAD to not be with her.
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:24 No.27119963
    >>27119922

    I guess I'm decent, then.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:24 No.27119982
    >>27119935
    >2011
    >using facebook
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:25 No.27119988
    >>27119947
    No, totally serious here. I really truly wish I were trolling.

    What the fuck is My Little Callaponian?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:25 No.27119998
    >>27119707
    All of those shirts are shit except for the RBD shirt.

    The Derpy shirt's ok too, I guess.
    >> Earlysnow !!q2ZQvvJ8y6K 06/24/11(Fri)12:25 No.27120000
    >>27119960
    So you're admitting the reason that she broke up with you had nothing to do with MLP.

    You are a physical, walking manifestation of Cool Story Bro. I hereby ban you from the internet forever.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:25 No.27120001
    >>27119960
    ...yeah you are pretty obviously making this story up bro

    nice try i guess
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:26 No.27120009
    >>27119982
    >not using ponybook
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)12:26 No.27120010
    Does anyone have a screen cap of when Flash was answering questions?

    I kind of want to confirm to someone that someone who worked on the show actually said that they use flash 8 for their show.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:26 No.27120018
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    >>27119935
    >still using fb
    >in 2011

    what are you 16 years old get back to ponychan you faggot
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:26 No.27120021
    >>27120010
    they do
    with a bunch of plugins
    and one of them watches it for the plot
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:26 No.27120022
    >>27120010
    they're all on EqD
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120030
    >>27119781
    My history of dating women
    >>Skinny asian chick, good looking and decent
    she's a nymphomaniac
    >>Pretty white female slim built , also red headed
    she's psycho (Stalking)
    >>latina chick that looks like a brown version of tina fey minus glasses
    god-fearing christian, pushed her beliefs on me

    something tells me I need to date fat chicks but part of me would be disgusted by it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120036
    >>27119988
    I said try harder.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120039
    >>27119960
    >guy who thinks NASCAR is ballet
    Words cannot express how pathetic this man is. I lol'd hard.

    I'm sorry about your loss bro, but then again, it seems nothing of value was lost.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120040
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    >>27120021
    >mfw the animators are hoarding all the good porn they draw to themselves.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120042
    >>27120010
    That's common knowledge, son. The whole show is done in Adobe Flash 8 Pro.

    Seriously, you can probably wiki it.
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120043
    >>27120021
    >>27120022
    oh ok thank you
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:27 No.27120044
    Be confident, but not the point of being creepy. Also don't be fat and have decent hygiene. This is all you really need to get laid. Hell, even if you are fat you have a decent chance.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:28 No.27120050
    >27119853
    You need to get better taste in women bro, look for nerdy girls (preferably asian). It might be a little difficult to find an attractive one but once you do your set. You'd be surprised what kind of things their willing to do and how accepting they can be.
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)12:28 No.27120052
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    >>27119885
    Indeed, they were delicious.
    Also do you think ponies eat eggs? Or pancakes?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:28 No.27120055
    >>27120040
    laughingFaust.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:28 No.27120061
    >>27120000
    > girl breaks up because of MLP
    > obviously it's underlying problems
    > "yeah dude MLP had nothing to do with it"
    > sparked the breakup, "nothing to do with it"

    As if a normal relationship would end because someone's watching a fucking cartoon show! Jesus Christ, do you think any half-decent adult relationship is going to crumble because a guy watches cartoon ponies?

    What kind of low standards are we setting for ourselves? What kind of "women are dumb whores" blinders do we have on?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:28 No.27120065
    >>27120044
    >implying I want to lose my virginity
    >> Klondike 06/24/11(Fri)12:29 No.27120077
    >>27120040
    I can imagine the animators actually dicking off and making all the ponies hump each other. I know that's what I would do.

    Then Lauren comes in and is like
    HEY
    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NOT PUTTING CELESTIA ON THE TOP.
    DO IT DO IT NOW
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:29 No.27120081
    >>27120065
    Exactly!
    The longer I stay a virgin the more magical power I will collect within my body!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:29 No.27120083
    >>27120061
    Maybe he just meant it was the catalyst. Either way, it sounds like it was definitely a good thing. :P
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:30 No.27120088
    >>27120052

    Well, that's what they have chickens for.
    How else do you think they make so many pastries?
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:30 No.27120099
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    Don't open this.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120101
    >>27120065
    You... don't? o_O

    mind = boggled
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120103
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    >>27120083
    > a good thing. :P
    >thing. :P
    > :P
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120108
    >>27120077
    >lauren
    >not putting dash, her marysue on the top always
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120110
    >>27120065

    Cool, you should go around the country speaking at high schools about how abstinence is so great and tell girls that no man will ever love them if they've lost their virginity because that would mean they're sluts
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120114
    >>27120081
    >This is what Christians actually believe.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120117
    >>27120099
    Get this shit out of here!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:31 No.27120119
    >>27120044
    You also need to not be overeager. When you talk to a girl, talk at a normal rate and spend at least 70% listening to what she's saying. Learn to effectively reflect on what she's saying and reflect it in questions.

    Never, ever speak faster just to get out whatever you think is interesting. When there's enough time to tell an interesting story, make it short and make it only a little introspective.

    Bitches love guys who can listen and sound like they're actually listening. Who knows, you might actually be a decent fucking interesting person to talk with if you do this.
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)12:32 No.27120123
    >>27120099
    Holy tits that's HOT!

    That's what mine looked like
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:32 No.27120124
    >>27120052
    Oh hey looks it Wolf. We thought you would be at Anthrocon. (Don't take it too personally, bro).
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:32 No.27120125
    >>27120099
    enjoy your obesity american
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:32 No.27120128
    >>27120108
    >not putting dash on her flash-created self in her private folders
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:33 No.27120140
    >>27120110
    Cool straw man bro
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:33 No.27120151
    >>27120110

    Damaged goods, my friend, the term you are looking for to use in Christian schools is damaged goods.

    Damaged goods condemned to hell because they could not control their desires.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:34 No.27120153
    >>27120128
    >not making dash x craig mccraken flash porn

    >captcha: England, PartyL
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:34 No.27120158
    >>27120114
    If you had the nanomachines in your body, you'd understand.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:34 No.27120160
    >>27120125
    I will.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:34 No.27120165
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    The Wonderbolts can't do anything for themselves properly
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:35 No.27120168
    >>27120153
    I C WHOT U DID THAR
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:35 No.27120174
    >>27120110
    >>27120081
    But that's not what I said, retard
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:35 No.27120181
    >>27120160
    only in america are people proud to be obese

    i dont understand this
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:36 No.27120182
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    >>27120124
    Hello dear brony friends.
    Are we all enjoying our Friendship and Tolerance?
    :3
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:36 No.27120186
    >>27120174
    Either way you're kind of a douche.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 06/24/11(Fri)12:36 No.27120188
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    Hey Faceless, I don't think you were up at the time. My sister made me a Magic card of me eating Derpy. She knows nothing about the show and picked a random pony from the interwebs.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:36 No.27120198
    >>27120182
    IT BEGINS
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120200
    >>27120181
    I'm fat, not obese. There's a difference.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120201
    Does anyone else enjoy the fact that craig mccraken closely resembles tiny tim?
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120203
    >>27120182

    Smurf you, you smurfing smurfer!!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120205
    >>27120182
    I am having trouble tolerating this long run up to the inevitable MLP fursuit porn.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120206
    >>27120151
    We had a speaker who came to my junior high and described sex as positive and life-fulfilling and wonderful. That was all well and good.

    Then he started describing them as urges and things that are just so hard to control. That's ... accurate, I guess.

    Then he started blubbering about how he didn't control his urges and he lost his virginity to a girlfriend in college that things didn't work out with, and he had to explain to his fiancee whom he married that he wasn't a virgin and OH IF ONLY I HAD WAITED. She hadn't had sex and all he could feel was guilt because he did something physical with someone else whom he also thought he loved that didn't work out for other reasons.

    This full-grown beefy man was just sobbing with a hot wet teary face in front of 120 junior high kids in a stuffy old gym with no fans on a spring day sobbing out that he'd failed God and his wife and 'the coveted treasure of virgintiy.'

    I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120207
    >>27120186
    how
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120208
    >>27120188
    I think I saw it when you first posted it.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120209
    >>27120188
    You look like a basementdweller.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:37 No.27120210
    >>27120182
    0r0 and his boyfriend?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:38 No.27120219
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    >>27120077
    >>27120040
    >mfw voice actors do cute moans of ponies humping other ponies
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMaIYfkFrh8
    5 first seconds
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:38 No.27120221
    >>27120182
    I saw this shit yesterday on /b/.

    I'm no less terrified to have seen it again.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 06/24/11(Fri)12:38 No.27120223
    >>27120208
    Odh damn, that was a good 12 hours ago. Oh well, I was and still am half asleep with a migraine.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:39 No.27120230
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    somebody said something about Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust self-inserts?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:39 No.27120235
    >>27120221

    >going to /b/
    >in 2011

    I seriously hope you don't do this.
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:39 No.27120244
    >>27120182

    Thought that Applejack was Big Mac at first. She's too red.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:39 No.27120246
    >>27120206
    Damn, you're lucky.My school got a trailer about "the dangers of smoking". It was full of outdated anti smoking propaganda. They said your tongue would grow fur.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:40 No.27120248
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    Maybe those of us who do have sex should go all Rarity's Generous Plan on the permavirgins in here. I know a few party sluts who might be up for some fun...

    >>27120065
    u gonna get raped
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:40 No.27120250
    >>27120182
    I FUCKING KNEW. I SO FUCKING SAY THIS. MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE I POINTED OUT SOMETHING AS OBVIOUS AS THIS. STILL I TOLD YOU SO DAMNIT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

    still waiting for someone at "The Largest Furry Convention" on the Western Hemisphere to do a full on pony cosplay and by that I mean walking on four legs not two.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:40 No.27120253
    >>27120182
    Is that a fursuit conga line in the background?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:40 No.27120255
    >>27120230
    giggled and I don't even know who Craig M. is
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:41 No.27120267
    >>27120250
    > a full on pony cosplay and by that I mean walking on four legs not two.

    I think it's too late, bro. Look at the hooves.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 06/24/11(Fri)12:41 No.27120268
    >>27120209
    >You look like a basementdweller.
    That's not how you spell "guy with a life aside from ponies".
    >> Faceless !derpvGeSf. 06/24/11(Fri)12:41 No.27120270
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    >>27120255
    your stupidity.

    this is the reward.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:41 No.27120272
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    >>27120235
    Fucker, I don't think you understand who you're dealing with.

    i AM summer.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)12:41 No.27120274
    >>27120253
    yes, yes it is

    >>27120182
    is this the new daily dose?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:41 No.27120277
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    >>27120182
    I find this kinda funny, in a
    >god they are pathetic
    kind of way
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:42 No.27120282
    >>27120182
    My good sir, you appear to have mistaken us for ponychan. This is /co/. We don't tolerate your shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:42 No.27120286
    >>27120255

    Lauren Faust's husband and the creator of the Powerpuff Girls and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, which Faust also worked on.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:43 No.27120303
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    >>27120206
    > Chistery was kind of a dick in junior high

    ... Wait, huh?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:43 No.27120306
    You all know that only virgins make a big deal about sex right?
    >> moidock !!Crzmb/D4R+y 06/24/11(Fri)12:44 No.27120308
    Ok people, I'm going to bed now I will see you in the night threads.
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)12:44 No.27120310
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    >>27120124
    Too expensive, too far away, too many things going on at home. I have yet to go to ANY furry convention, actually.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:44 No.27120313
    >>27120282
    read the filename
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:44 No.27120315
    >>27120306
    How would YOU know?

    >implying
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:45 No.27120320
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    if someone take your pony what would you do
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:45 No.27120321
    >>27120310
    Too many weirdos for my tastes. Plus I'm a broke-ass bum.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:45 No.27120323
    >>27120306
    >Only virgins make a big deal out of virginity.
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:46 No.27120327
    >>27120320

    I kill that bastard.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:46 No.27120329
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    >>27120320
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:46 No.27120332
    >>27120248
    Just try it fuckface

    I build my own firearms
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)12:46 No.27120334
    >>27120320
    HAHA JOKES ON THEM! I TRAINED THAT PONY TO BITE OFF ANYONE'S DICK THAT CAME CLOSE TO IT!
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 06/24/11(Fri)12:47 No.27120335
    >>27120303
    Meh. Sounds like a good reason to laugh to me.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 06/24/11(Fri)12:47 No.27120338
    >>27120320
    I would use my proper grammar skills to politely ask for said pony back.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:47 No.27120340
    >>27120315
    Because I lurk in places like this..sad as it is.
    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/24/11(Fri)12:47 No.27120345
    >>27120310
    One of my Friends went to anthrocon.
    I'm expecting he'll have taken many pictures of pony suits when he gets back.
    I'm going to past them all and MAKE AL OF YOU FEEL THE RAGE OF A BARBARIAN
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:47 No.27120348
    >>27120332
    Oh yeah? Well I build my own laser cannons that eat your firearms.

    They have +15 accuracy and are strength modded. Combined with my 'Sharpshooter' perk, I'd say you're pretty fucked, dunny.

    inb4 cancer
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:48 No.27120359
    >>27120345
    You're going to hide them in the past?
    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/24/11(Fri)12:49 No.27120365
    >>27120359
    Yeah.
    before that, I might post em, even
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:50 No.27120377
    >>27120332
    Oh, are we playing internet tough guy now? Because I shoot competitively in 3-gun, IDPA, and IPSC. U GONNA GET RAPED BRO. RAPED HARD.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:50 No.27120378
    >>27120253
    Ho. Lee. Shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:50 No.27120381
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    Any Scootaloo fans? Best CMC.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:50 No.27120384
    >>27120348
    Quit being a bitch. I have a flaming lawn mower sword.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:50 No.27120388
    >>27120250

    Anyone who didn't see this coming hasn't been on the internet for very long. Furries foist themselves on everything, especially where they aren't wanted.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:51 No.27120394
    >>27120348
    >I'd say you're pretty fucked, dunny.

    I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:51 No.27120399
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    >>27120310
    something tells me you want to go to "A" Furry convention just for the experience.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:52 No.27120410
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    Ponychan was discussing those suits too. They think it's cosplay.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:52 No.27120415
    >>27120384
    I'm going to break that thing off in your ass sideways after I get done raping your skull in with my biological zombie spider living chainsaw... which has blades made of fossilized dinosaur hearts.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:53 No.27120423
    >>27120377
    Also if assembling a few AR-15s counts as "building" then I build my own too.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)12:54 No.27120435
    >>27120415
    I also have boxing gloves. Come at me.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:54 No.27120439
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    >>27120410

    haha oh wow
    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/24/11(Fri)12:54 No.27120442
    >>27120415
    >Using a chainsaw and not a weapon that requires use of your own strength.
    Keep being a pansy, there, bro
    >>27120435
    SEE, BOXING GLOVES ARE WHERE ITS AT
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:54 No.27120445
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    >>27120381
    Yeah, Scootaloo's pretty cool.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)12:55 No.27120449
    >>27120410
    that's kinda what fursuits are, dude

    cosplaying your own character
    >> King Servine !!D1kigZjPZ40 06/24/11(Fri)12:56 No.27120456
    >>27120435
    >not using your bare fists
    >in 2011
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:56 No.27120464
    STOP SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO TRACK ME DOWN AND RAPE ME

    JUST BECAUSE THAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE TOTALLY HOT DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL BE

    IT WILL PROBABLY JUST BE FAT CHICKS
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:58 No.27120484
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    >>27120449

    no, thats not what fursuits are.

    Cosplay at least carries the expectation that those making them aren't attempting to live out some debauched fantasy that always ends in sweaty fat guy mansex.

    Which is exactly what fursuiting is. That core difference is one of the very reason they are universally reviled.
    >> Mr. Freelow !artTy79xBY 06/24/11(Fri)12:58 No.27120487
    >>27120410
    >They think it's cosplay.
    I put on my Jedi robes and padawan braid.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:58 No.27120489
    I fight with my dick, its the most manly weapon. I love having sword fighting competitions (no homo).
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:58 No.27120496
    Anthrocon ticket prices

    >>Attending Membership: $50.00 USD
    (Entire Con Thursday-Sunday)
    >>One-day Membership
    Friday, $30.00 USD
    Saturday, $25.00 USD
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:58 No.27120499
    >>27120464
    Probably.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:59 No.27120506
    So why hasn't a furcon ever been the site of a mass shooting or bombing

    I'm not necessarily saying that those things should happen

    But why haven't they
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)12:59 No.27120510
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    >>27120345
    I'm actually a very chill kinda person. I almost never rage.

    >>27120399
    Being a furry, yes, I would go to a convention. They throw really good raves, from what I've heard.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:59 No.27120511
    >>27120464

    THIS MAN SPEAKS TRUTH
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)12:59 No.27120513
    >>27120442
    Technically, since it's a living chainsaw, it just goes out on its own free will and kills stuff, making me even more of a pussy.

    How about I fill a bucket with thumbtacks, dip my hands in epoxy, then jam them in the bucket and come out swinging?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:00 No.27120517
    >>27120423
    It doesn't count as "building" your own gun/rifle unless you bore the barrel yourself.
    >> Tozac 06/24/11(Fri)13:00 No.27120519
    Ugh this AJ chapter. I had to rewrite a chunk of it because I decided not to use blackmail.
    AJ "taking one (or three) for the team" is an easy enough route to go but something about the concept of blackmail just doesn't gel right with the rest of the story and it just doesn't pack the same punch.
    >> Thadius Taint 06/24/11(Fri)13:00 No.27120520
    >>27118308
    Aye, Teddy was a real badass. He could kill anything; A gorilla, or a bear. It didn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:00 No.27120521
    >>27120464
    >FAT CHICKS
    >implying it won't be fat dudes
    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/24/11(Fri)13:00 No.27120525
    >>27120513
    Nah, thumbtacks are too light.
    Use something really heavy, jike a sword larger than your own body
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:00 No.27120531
    >>27120513
    I'll wrap my hands in fuzzy blankets and still kill you, that's how bad ass I am.
    >27120510
    Me too. We should party.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:01 No.27120534
    >>27120517
    When did I say that I didn't?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:01 No.27120536
    >>27120282
    We don't appreciate the people, but what about good craftsmanship? ( http://arch.413chan.net/co27114837.html search for "it_begins.png")
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:01 No.27120545
    >>27120510
    Me too. We should party.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:01 No.27120548
    >>27120534
    Good, glad we're on the same page.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:02 No.27120552
    >>27120525
    A bucket full of samurai swords. That would work.
    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/24/11(Fri)13:02 No.27120559
    >>27120545
    AM I INVITED?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:02 No.27120563
    So I have the house completely free all of Saturday and Sunday

    and I was thinking

    anyone from MLP general who happens to be in central california wanna come party
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:03 No.27120572
    >>27120563
    central coast that is
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:03 No.27120584
    >>27120559
    Meh, I guess. Just leave your toys at home.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:04 No.27120587
    >>27120531
    >I'll cover my hands in pubic hair and still kill you, that's how secure with my sexuality I am.
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:04 No.27120591
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    >> JUDAS ROOGNA, Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !WzP52ANGRY!!DeopL+xht5h 06/24/11(Fri)13:05 No.27120604
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    >>27120584
    AND JUST WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:05 No.27120615
    >>27120506
    Because no one is that cruel to do it and even if they did. It would probably be a baseless attack by a group of people looking for bloodlust rather than making a statement against furries in general. You know the whole "Wrong Place at the Wrong Time".

    Would also probably have to be carried out by professionals or insiders (Police or Security). I've been to conventions before and Local police is always there on the scene. Worse if its a capital city then sometimes a state trooper may even be seen around the grounds.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)13:06 No.27120623
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    >>27120484
    >thinks all fursuiting results in orgies
    let me guess, you learnt about furries from ED and /b/?

    Yes, there are a small minority that do do it just for that, but that's like saying everyone who likes FiM is only into it for the pony futa. They're both just small vocal minorities that attract lots of attention and piss off everyone else and gives other people the wrong idea. Most fursuiters do it for the same reasons other cosplayers do.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:06 No.27120627
    >>27120604
    Objects intended to entertain. ENTERTAIN!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:07 No.27120634
    >>27120623
    >trying to protect Furries
    >in 2011

    I hope you guys don't do this
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:07 No.27120639
    >>27120563
    I'll take you up on that offer. I'm on the other side of the planet.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:08 No.27120653
    >>27120634
    > believing that CSI: Las Vegas episode
    > in 2011

    Fuck off and die.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:08 No.27120655
    >>27120623
    >Most fursuiters do it for the same reasons other cosplayers do.
    They want to get laid?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:08 No.27120666
    >>27120639
    >mfw my town is a shithole
    >mfw I will never meet any MLP fans IRL
    >mfw I don't actually have any reaction faces saved on my computer
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)13:09 No.27120673
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    >>27120655
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:09 No.27120680
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    >>27120623
    >>27120653
    >getting easily butthurt

    And this is the real reason why Furries are despised.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:09 No.27120684
    >>27120653
    >he thinks that the CSI episode is the only reason to dislike furries

    Are you fucking serious
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:09 No.27120685
    >>27120653

    You're shooting yourself in the foot here. The only people who give a shit about that episode are furries with a persecution complex.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:09 No.27120691
    >>27120666
    I know that feel.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:10 No.27120693
    >>27120615

    From what I understand, it's piss easy to get hired as security. A shooting is too overt, planting multiple bombs throughout the building would be more practical considering you have more freedom as security.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:10 No.27120708
    >>27120666
    ROAD TRIP
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:11 No.27120714
    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705

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    >>27120705

    >>27120705

    >>27120705
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:11 No.27120721
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    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:11 No.27120725
    >>27120680
    No I'm saying "roffle roffle my preconceptions about how all furries are down to fuck and get into sweaty greasy manmeat piles" is some fucked up bullshit.

    That is what that post ACTUALLY SAID. This is not a furry jumping at shadows. This is an actual statement that was actually said persuant to "let me tell you how that's bullshit."

    Hate it for the drama all the live-long day but JESUS CHRIST not every furry wants to fuck a greasy hairball guy in a sweaty athletic mascot uniform.
    >> Thadius Taint 06/24/11(Fri)13:12 No.27120731
    >>27120691
    What feel? The feel of slaying the chess dragon? I bet that's a good feeling.
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:12 No.27120732
    >>27120721
    Damn Pinkie, you've been working out!
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)13:12 No.27120741
    >>27120634
    eh, mostly the fursuiters, but also because I appreciate the work that goes into them from a technical standpoint because I sew things too

    fursuits are bloody hard to make
    >> /co/mmander jesus ezekial jesus 06/24/11(Fri)13:13 No.27120752
    >>27120731
    I'M THE SHERIFF!
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:13 No.27120758
    >>27120623

    >small minority

    Oh look, a furry apologist.

    Its not a minority. The minority are the ones who DON'T engage in such acts, a minority which shrinks as time goes on.

    A fursuit is a large investment that normal people wouldn't make to begin with, anyone possessing one is already on the hopeless level of the fandom. Which is exactly where the pathetic and debauched elements reside. Which, no surprise, happen to be the fursuiters. Oh, forgive me, "lifestylers"
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:16 No.27120806
    >>27120693
    Yeah, almost all security is outsourced to some private company. Also most of the officers on the scene are usually off duty or easy going. Also what do you mean by that. Do you mean like planting bombs in the supports columns of the building itself? Causing the building to collapse?
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 06/24/11(Fri)13:16 No.27120814
    >>27120741
    Not to mention how large of a profit you can make off them. Holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:16 No.27120828
    >>27120758
    > furry apologist
    So you mean a realist? Most furries aren't going to go to a convention to dress up and hook up with strangers.

    Most furries may at least consider going to a convention and hang out with others, get way too fucking excited over the latest animuu stuff, trundle back to someone's apartment, play a D&D session with anthro characters, turn in for an early night to catch some presentations the next morning, and "get to talking with someone I found really interesting" and, well ... hook up with a stranger.

    Too long, didn't read? It's the same as every other convention, just with more mascot uniforms.

    If you really think you're a better fan schmoozing at a Star Trek convention and trying to get in that T'Pol cosplayer's pants, you're fucking deluded.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:18 No.27120851
    >>27120806

    Nah I wouldn't go so far as to structurally damage the building, maybe planting some sort of shrapnel or fire bomb in key locations where they gather into a big clusterfuck.
    >> chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL 06/24/11(Fri)13:19 No.27120862
    >>27120806
    No, bombs as in the trash cans around the area to throw shrapnel into the furry crowd, "furries furries die die die furries yiff in writhing agony and bloodloss straight to hell."

    Are we seriously having that conversation? How frothing at the mouth do you have to be to fantasize killing dozens of people?

    In before "righteous moral struggle."
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)13:20 No.27120884
    >>27120758
    1) fursuits are HOT. Most cons have a dedicated freezer room just so people can cool down, and that's only from walking around. Having sex in them would be like trying to have sex in a sauna

    2) After they spent all that money on a fursuit, do you really think the first thing they want to do is get it covered in cum? That stuff really doesn't wash out very easily, not to mention it usually voids any warranties from the fursuit maker, and since those things are a pain in the ass to make, the owner really doesn't want to end up busting a hole in it unless they know how to sew themselves
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:21 No.27120914
    >>27120828

    yes, a furry apologist, like yourself.

    Have you even been to one of their conventions?

    You know what they have that other conventions don't?

    1. People getting hurled out of the hotel for unprotected anal sex in the pool
    2. A hallway that reeks of shit because of "babyfurs", almost all of which were fursuiters
    3. "Innocent mascot costumes" covered in bondage gear roaming the hallways in view of the public

    Because the the last scifi convention I went too totally had bondage gear clad stormtroopers

    The fandom is disgusting as a whole, so are its conventions, and the fursuiters especially
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:24 No.27120980
    >>27120914
    That sounds almost exactly like Yaoicon, but we let the yaoi fangirls play along because secretly we hope they want to fuck real straight men who aren't slender and hairless.

    And yeah, I've seen bondage stormtroopers. What's the fucking problem?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:26 No.27121018
    >>27120980

    >buttsex in a public pool
    >animals in bondage gear
    >people shitting themselves intentionally
    >sees no problem

    Oh, so you are a furry.
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:28 No.27121061
    >>27121018
    Because I know just about every convention I've been to has some weird fucks trying to get it on in the hot tub and got expelled, people who like shitting over themselves will never impact my life, and no one needs my permission to do what the fuck they want to do.

    If you think otherwise, well, you can always join Focus on the Family.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 06/24/11(Fri)13:33 No.27121170
    >>27120884
    no reply to this?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:38 No.27121274
    >>27121170

    fag
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)13:44 No.27121398
    >>27121170
    Furries make stuff for our fandom. Most of us really don't care, as long as we get stuff. People are probably just trolling you.

    I mean, look at the pictures that get taken for Anthrocon. Do people really believe that's the internet's population of furries, that there aren't a TON of people who like drawing anthro, but will, never, ever go to a con like that?
    >> Anonymous 06/24/11(Fri)15:40 No.27123656
    >>27121170
    I'm disgusted.



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