For discussion value, what kind of tapas (italien foodstuff) would each pony eat? I'm thinking olives for Rarity, and simple bread with olive oil for Applejack, cos she's a simple gal.

>>27092959
drunk pony close enough?

>> Well it's the truth, sometimes "no" really just means "I'm not sure if I should want this but I do."
>> Just never ever ever nag for sex. It makes you a goddamn leech and not at all sexy.
>> Instead just reach for the massage oil and start backrubbing and explain in stronger detail just how much you want to do this X thing with her and explain how you want to keep it sane and sexy.

I popped a boner.

If anything Dash would be the one to rape the guard.

>>27093000
Twilight would dig the fuck out of brushetta.

yay I can write again now that it's a new thread.

>>27093018

>>27093018

>>27093000
Twilight would eat plain spaghetti, because she read a cook book on how to make it.

>>27093029
Would you kindly fuck off for a week or so?

>>27092954
No, it's not too much to ask, but there's quite a lot of what you're asking for already out there. This author is doing something different, and I applaud him/her for it. It's also kind of my fetish, but we're not discussing that.

>>27093019
more than one could overpower her. She's still only one pony.

>>27093019

Please write a fic about this

someone wanted the lyrabon pic colored? well i fudged the last part

>>27093059
But I already fuck off.

>>27093041
I think it's mostly just because people are horny and slightly fucked up

>>27093083
Oh wait no I meant jerk off.

>>27093068
the request that I got was for romantic dash on guard fucking. Not rape.

>>27093083
Did you write a solo Twilight pov fic? I don't recall

i am nowt retwarded

>>27093000
>tapas (italien foodstuff)

...I hate you so much right now. Tapas is SPANISH, not Italian, and it's not 'foodstuff', it's small amounts of a large variety of good food. The word literally means 'small bites'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapas

>>27093117
no, apparently my mind enjoys twilight being wrapped up in threesomes.

>>27093070

Nice job but i think black and white is better

>>27093060

I wouldn't mind it if I didn't have to hear about it. Had the author posted it in google docs and linked it, I would have been fine with it.

As it is, posting it bit by bit here leads to everything devolving into rape discussion. I like the /co/ threads, as retarded as they are, and goddammit, I'm not going to ponychan just to see cute ponies. I won't fall to that level.

>>27093068
I'm no writer. If you want it, you have to request it a bunch until a writefag takes it.

>>27093032
Suck ALL the hooves?

>>27093150
>I don't like people talking about things that I don't like because I am not mentally capable of ignoring things I don't like

>>27093152
There's no guarantee that it'll be good though.

Good fic writers are harder to find than good fanartists.

>>27093150
What about cute rape? The ending to the fluttermac chapter of the rarity gets everyone raped fic yesterday was kinda cute.

>>27093178
Turn the volume down on that thing

ah laik opplz.

PARKER, Rainbow Dash, bring him to me!

>>27093091

>>27093188
You didn't read his post at all. We've yelled at other writers to just post their stuff on Gdocs and pastebin, not circlejerk about their stuff endlessly.

>>27093178

>>27093188

Left before the ending. Don't really want to know either way.

>>27093195

Ignoring the rape means ignoring all /co/ threads for days at a time. And I normally like the /co/ threads. Maybe I should just read a book...

>>27093218
>him

>>27093188
What a pretty accurate description of 90% of 4 chan you got there

>>27093070
You have an awful lot more to go, though. The full image was at least a dozen characters.

>>27093218
But Mr. Jameson, Im pretty sure Rainbow Dash is a she. Also I just take pictures

Pictures of spiderman

>>27093195
>cute rape

I don't have a reaction image suitable to describe what I'm feeling right now.

>>27093195
>cute rape

>>27093298
Yeah because these pictures show so much of Spidermen...

>>27093262
>>27093298
I am not looking between legs of every horse I see! That Rainbow, RD's causing it! I will give $10.000 for destroying the rainbow manace of another sonicboom.

>>27093332
What about comedic rape?

>>27093246
Try some other topics or boards.

Game of Thrones General: >>>/tg/15356986

Space Station 13 (Incompetence, IN SPACE): >>>/tg/15355053

Candy Land ADVENTURES: >>>/tg/15297454

>>27093136
that is what i meant
>>27093141
also I had a question for you
>>27092343

Speaking of retarded ponies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqEDIFfy4Yg

Just a friendly reminder.

I'm bored. Can I make this a Derpy thread? I haven't seen one in weeks.

>>27093356
I dont think this legal, sire. This is just a news paper

>>27093389
CURSE YOU BABY MAN!

>>27093366
Do you spend all day thinking about rape or something?

>>27093402
I'm game.

>>27093413
RAPE?

If sweetie was dropped on her head as a baby, would her marshmallow body absorb the impact?

>>27093268
actually i was going to only do hard colors of the entire pic but this was more convenient

>>27093402
Sure why not...

>>27093413
Not usually but my list of things to do is empty...
I should try to see what Space Station 13 is about...

>>27093441
Not in her case.

best kind of rape

>>27093425
>>27093457

YAY

rainbow dash - not as pretty as the other ponies?

>>27093474
>Not emptying the fridge
I seriously hope you don't do this

lets post ponies

>>27093389
>mfw As Seen On: /co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>27093465
Oh my~

>>27093490
Much prettier than any other pone

>>27093490
Even AJ is prettier..

>>27093490

I have to agree. The prettiest pony is Twilight.

>>27093490

>>27093490
Pinkie is prettier than Dash.

>>27093474
I've got a humanized one. I like how, no matter how much Derpy is put, down, she'll always try to move forward.

>>27093490
We had an incident like that in Flockdraw. I think Blueray drew sad Dash, I wrote "Tell me I'm pretty," he added "si" and then gave her a smile.

>>27093490
Even Twist is prettier

>>27093376
Yes, it's the same list and the same fics

>>27093499

>>27093527
Goddammit now i need a new monitor...
Thanks asshole!

Sweetie has stolen some of Derpy's thunder as the retarded pony

>>27093389
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSjpQjfi6c

Ganon! Y U SO MUCH DETAILED ARMOR?

>>27093490
I think she's cute. But Fluttershy and Twilight are the prettiest.

The thought of her having this expression all the time is hilarious.

RAPIDLY APPROACHING UNCANNY VALLEY.

IMMEDIATE ACTION IS REQUIRED.

>>27093563
But being slow doesn't mean being retarded...

Why dose everyone think that?

Would scary sex be considered a form of rape? Or is it just an offshoot of angry sex?

>>27093600
wh-


what

>>27093556
>only using one monitor

>>27093614
Scary sex? Like sex with Dracula or Frankenstein or something?

Oh, a derpy image thread?

suprised faceless hasn't posted 'THAT' image

>>27093597

Son of a bitch, I think I busted a gut. We need more hilarious cartoon hijinks like this.

>>27093600
I remember when I drew like that in HS. Human faces with animal ears doesn't really get me.

However, Applejack looks like the girl from "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute".

I don't think Derpy is retarded. She's just ditzy.

>>27093659

>>27093703
Reported.

>>27093703

>>27093600
>Rainbow Dash's arms are tied with rope in the running of the leaves

lol.

>>27093732
'kay.

>hurr please don't post that image
>image gets posted

WHAT A STORY

>>27093718
it's a cute picture but pinkie doesn't really seem like a poor baker in the series

>>27092216

It is here
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/iram/

>>27093757
What a story mark.

I love whoever drew these Mexican Derpy images. They are a fucking GOD.

>>27093672

Faceless, do you have the hotdog story that KM keeps drawing references to?

>>27093732

>implying mods give a shit about what happens in pony threads
>implying they care about reports at all

If they did, pony threads AND the rest of 4chan would be so much better.

>>27093774
what's a story?

A GOD, I say!

>>27093791
I ought to, I WROTE it.

This is how I like to think of her: An ordinary mare perfectly capable of a normal conversation, just a bit ditzy. And likes to empty fridges.

>>27093794
>>27093809
Reported.

>>27093628
It's not my fault that I have a shity computer.
At least it's faithful. This baby ran everything I throw at it.

This Ati Readon 1600X will always have a special place in my heart.
Of course that means not using more then one screen.

Ive seen some weird fanart in my day, but this takes the cake.

>>27093819
Please, just report, but don't post. He probably thinks he's being cool when you do that.

Saging on principle.

>>27093793
No they would be much shittier.
Save yourself the heartache just go to a forum if you want that.

>>27093838
Celestia's eyes is what creeps me the most...

>>27093672
In before rational discussion over which character has the best plot.

>>27093838
What month is "R"?

>>27093855
this.

don't want porn? go to /b/
don't want porn or discussions? go to ponychan.

;-;

>>27093877
Rapetober

>>27093878
What about ponygoons?

>>27093814

Agreed. Although that doesn't mean I don't enjoy the DERP interpretation as well. Good fun.

>>27093838

Oh fuck, what the fuck? What happened to Pinkie, and why?

>>27093884
Raperil.

>>27093877
I was going to say 'that's an 8', but that date doesn't exist yet.

So I'm going to go with saying it's a really awkward 4.

>>27093819

OK retard, let's break this down Barney style.

What is an attention whore?
Someone who craves attention of course, and when you let them know that what they post bothers you (ie posting HURR REPORTED) it just makes them post more, which is a bad thing.

Unless you wanted more in the first place and are just egging the bastard on so that he posts more smut.
You clever perv.

>>27093895
She was banished and put in a dungeon.

>>27093855
Actually, with the exception of the MLP/Wakfu ban, I'd say that /tg/'s heavier moderation has improved the place. The mod does have some issues that I disagree with, but I'd rate him as good overall.

Of course, if /co/ got moderated, I'm sure there would be a few pages worth of deleted stuff and banned posters.

>>27093657
Scary sex. Where one partner is scary as hell and the other is scared to hell, but the sex appears to be otherwise consensual.

>>27093895
I dunno man.

>>27093579
Done. /v/ would probably rage if they saw this. Oh wait, they don't care about video games, never mind.

>>27093895
Being left in a metal container in the desert with no food or water kinda fucks you up

>>27093889
a pony forum.


any pony forum.

>>27093878
>don't want porn? go to /b/
That doesn't even make sense, faggot.

>>27093923
I like these Zelda ponies.

>>27093845
there was a time every Kloudmutt and anthro pic got the 'reported' treatment, ahh nostalgia

>>27093923

Nice!

>>27093912
>implying the people who post "reported' aren't the real attention whores.

>>27093923
did you finish that one you asked me if I wanted? I might have missed it or something.

>>27093894
If someone made a Venn diagram of pony fans and furries the pony fan circle would almost entirely be engorged by the furry circle.

>>27093951
Reported.

>>27093935
It kinda does. /b/ is too faggy to post much porn. At least in the pony threads.

>>27093956

Makes sense I guess.

>>27093920
So sex with Satan, Dracula and Frankenstein with spiders and ghosts everywhere?

>>27093946
>>27093955
Thanks.
>>27093959
I'm actually just now starting it. I'll have it done for you in a bit.

Is there any fanart of these two together?

to help make threads better i will try to stop posting about dicks or pony sex but it will be tough

Okay so, rapefic guy here. Everyone apparently wants a bit less grimdark so I'll probably make the scenes a bit less traumatizing from here on out. In my defense the final exchange in the last one with Fluttershy and Mac was supposed to be cute and suggest a path to recovery, and the only one who was really going to have it rough from here on out would be Dash.

Also I'm still tempted to pair Twilight with Snails instead of Caramel.

I THINK AJ is up next. She's going to take it in stride as much as she can.
>>27092762
>"Fahn, whatever. Just hurry up, okay? Ah've gaht apples tah buck."
Maybe not quite this much though.

Still I wonder if juxtaposing AJ with Fluttershy might not work as well.

>>27093991
>spiders
Who the fuck is still scared of spiders?

>>27094000
There's one of her licking his grapes.

And then the CMC raped Aang

>>27093920
Depends on one's definition of "rape". Some would considered pressured sex as a form of rape.

Would one of the partners have forced sex upon the other if they were to say "no", or respect their choice?

>>27093993
ah, okay okay.

>>27093981

You must be stupid.
/b/ is nothing but porn these days.
I went there just yesterday and saw 3 different "rate my dick/tits/ugly basement dweller genitalia" threads on the front page.

>>27094019
Me. Fuck Spiders. Spiders and Bees.

>>27094025
I love this, and I don't even watch avatar.

So appropriate it hurts.

I'd write something in Spanish, but I can't write for shit. Only speaking.

>>27094025
...this is more amusing than it should be.

>>27094049
I did not intend to mean "all of /b/ does not post porn"

I meant that the pony threads on /b/ hate it.

Hey plant man, can I make a request?

I'd really like a pic of ponified Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry, Dante partying with a beer and a pizza slice, and Vergil trying to read, and looking pissed off.

>>27094051
>bees
>mfw

>>27093689
me too

>>27094007
i only say this because i just got done fapping and feel guilty right now. i am sure i will be back to requesting futa and panties nonstop soon. fuck when did i turn into a bad pony fan.

>>27094060
That's a funny thing to say considering Spanish is written 100% phonetically.

>>27094075
I speak spanish, and no it isn't.

>>27094010
It's hard enough pulling off one success, I hope you can keep the same level of quality throughout your series.

>>27094071

>>27094051
Bees are fucking scary I give you that...
But spiders aren't. They're cute and true bros.

also dose anyone has that comic where Spike ask a Spider to scare Rarity?

>>27094051
God...I fucking hate bees.
>>27094065
Ah Dante, quarter circle back+ HeavySure I'll do it. It may be a while though, is it ok if I do it tomorrow?

>>27093993

That picture brings back such great memories. Thanks again for drawing for me, Plant Man. I didn't actually notice till now but Link is holding the White Sword, since he didn't get the Magical Sword from the grave yet.

Zelda 1 was such a challenge because it dropped you off in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere and you had to figure out where to go, all on your own. Same for Zelda II: The Adventures of Link. Unless of course you had Nintendo Power, which Nintendo pushed on you all the fucking time. If you didn't, you'd have to draw your own maps and stuff. Good times.

>>27094025
Her face should be stolen.

>>27094072
No, you turned into a better pony fan for having expanded horizens, just don't let the porn overrule you.

>>27094059
>Princess Luna doll

WAT

>>27094062

You didn't look very hard.
That or you were browsing at the perfect time of day when the horny children from /b/ are asleep.

Does anyone have the full version of this with Luna on the other side?

>>27094119
Probably, granted I stopped going there once I found out these threads were more favorable to me.

>>27094101
NO, I WANT IT NOW! JK, thanks a lot man

>>27094098
>spiders
>bros

Move to Australia and say that.

>>27093068
>>27093068
are you still interested in this? I might be able to get this done soon

>>27094107
Noel art, BUENO.

>>27094101
Dante is good, but he is no match for Haggar's pipe. No one is. Still need to draw Mayor Mare as Haggar.

>>27094098
>But spiders aren't. They're cute and true bros
Jeff Hanneman of Slayer got bit by a spider and had to sit out their tour for the past year. I don't think so.
>>27094101
You're a plant! BEES MAKE YOU LIVE!

>>27094137
Australia is always the exception.
Fuck that place! Is there anything that dosn't want you dead?

>>27093923
wow so nice thanks
also if you whant something in exchange just tell me

>>27094161

Even the rabbits want you dead. Swarms of them, everywhere, all the time, FOREVER.

>>27094125
Does anyone have the comic where Celestia trolls Luna into getting dressed up for a fan?

>>27094161
I heard someone say once: If it lives in Australia, and it doesn't have venom, claws, or fangs, and doesn't want to kill you, it's a sheep.

>>27094161
Some of the sheep.

>>27094156
That's not noel, bro.

>>27094125
I don't have them both together but i think this is the other side

>>27094184
>>27094186
sheepmind.

>>27094182
Ah, 4chan, you never fail me. many thanks!

>>27094106
I'm glad you like it! It was really fun to draw too. If I hadn't have given him the white sword, how could I have called myself a Zelda fan? every one knows you get the white sword after five hearts and the magic after twelve.
>>27094129
Ok, good.
>>27094156
I love his Violent Axe.
>>27094158
I still hate them!
>>27094170
Glad you like it!

>>27094182

>>27094220
Thanks!

>>27093567

She broke the forth wall... she is my new god. Next to Deadpool.

>>27094224
>You would wouldn't you.png

>>27094220
thats sad!do you think such lonely good ponies really exist?id like to cheer them up somehow

>>27094197
> Full Luna version
> By line
double score!

>>27094151

go for it, bro

>>27094224

If you spanked Dash she would love it Y/N?

>>27094224
I would lick dat cutie mark til my tongue would turn rainbow.

>>27094224

DAT PLOT MOST NOT FAP... Ok guys be right back...

>>27094258

She'll beat the living shit out of you. But deep down she'll want more.

>>27094258
She would buck your teeth out

>>27094258
>>27094268
>>27094273

>>27094258
It's a case by case basis but most women don't like being spanked.

>>27094295
i am girl and i can confirm that all women love to be spanked

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT...

>>27094295
>rainbow dash
>women

don't spoil my fantasy!

>>27094313
I am a tentacle rape monster and I can confirm that everybody I meet gives me all their money and earthly posessions.

>>27094324
I am a pony and what is this?

>>27094315

>>27094285
>>27094282
I wish for Rainbow Dash to beat me into unconsciousness

>>27094337
Oh hai mark.

>>27094313

TITS or GTFO

>>27094091
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_language#Writing_system
>With the exclusion of a very small number of regional terms such as México (see Toponymy of Mexico), pronunciation can be entirely determined from spelling.

I just want to cuddle ponies because they're adorable instead of getting sexual with them. I remember when I wasn't a minority within this fandom.

>>27093070
thanks!

Right then, unless there are no objections or better ideas I think I'm going to do the Applejack chapter of Rarity's rape plans today.
Royal Guard accosts her at her own barn. If you know what I mean.

I could however do with some help on the Pinkie chapter. I'm thinking she gets roped into a "game" that turns sour quickly, but I can't decide on the male element. Pokey was an option early on. Now leaning more towards Braeburn I suppose? Multiple guys, even? I don't know. Pinkie's a mystery to me.

>>27094356
pronounciation=> spelling
spelling=/=> pronounciation

>>27094360
Who says i wouldn't want to cuddle a pony?

>>27093908
>>27093908

WAIT
WHAT THE FUCK

>>27094360
i know that feel

>>27094378
You want to cuddle them with your penis.

>>27094367
multiple, definitely.

spitroast her three ways.

>>27094374
Sigh... You're either trolling or stupid.

>>27094355

WTF...I just Fapped to Dash...Ok be right back....

>>27094360
This 100 times. Look at how cute they are!

Also, would like to hug Gilda, even though she's kind of a bitch.

>>27094360

I'd love to hug and cuddle one of these ponies, in a non sexual way. You aren't alone, bro.

>>27094378

FuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... BRB

>>27094360
Too many sick fucks in these threads these days.

>>27094367
Maybe you should switch it around by having Pinkie raped by the guards and Breaburn (or Chief Thunderhooves/Sheriff Silverstar) going down on AJ.

Or, alternatively, the buffaloes take advantage of Pinkie. She will suck off all of the buffaloes. ALL OF THEM.

>you will never hug a pony

deal with it

>>27094391
You can't cuddle something with your penis if it doesn't exist.

I've been ... so lonely ... Such terrible thought one has ... in the dark ...

>>27094418
Of course I don't hug ponies? Why would I hug my lunch?

>>27093908

Source of this?

>>27093972
meh i already hated most other pony fans anyways. a few more doesn't hurt.

>>27094447
Berserk
It's a manga

>>27094367
Pinkie: Tied down and multiple uses one after the other. Pokey, braeburn, maybe some lesser known background male ponies?

>>27094417
>Maybe you should switch it around by having Pinkie raped by the guards and Breaburn (or Chief Thunderhooves/Sheriff Silverstar) going down on AJ.
An interesting proposition.
I figured most ponies would best be exploited through their interests and weaknesses, and Pinkie's is her love of parties. It would be easy to trick her into a compromising situation, to get her tied up under the pretense of a game. AJ and Braeburn's not a bad idea though, but I don't know how the guards would work with Pinkie, or how Braeburn could properly be made to exploit AJ.
Still, worth thinking about.

Part of me hates when artists make pictures I clop to, b/c I feel an obligation to give them money

>>27094360
I used to be like that too, bro. But then I realized that just because it's a kid's show, it doesn't mean I have to stop being a man. It's OK to want to stick your dick into them, son.

pony taste good

>>27094411
This is why I don't read these threads anymore. I was part of them from the beginning, just after the show first aired and people found it amazing.

There were always some people trying to sexualize it, but they were a distinct (and somewhat frowned upon) minority. Now, they're the overwhelming majority. So I can only assume that everyone else who likes the show for what it is, instead of some fuckfest, has left the threads as well, leaving them to the shitheads.

Pity.

>>27094436
What if it was a really big loaf of bread?

>>27094479
Just use them like the cheap whores they are.

Fuck 'em and leave 'em.

>>27094482
Bet ponies lack all of the sexual characteristics I am attracted to, thus I only feel a desire to pursue a platonic friendship with them.

>>27094490
>a third person
d'ohohoho

>>27094478
would you mind getting a name?

For those who like rape: how long have you been with the fandom? How come it didn't crop up sooner?

>>27094417
I think it's just this one guy who does all of the horrific fapfic we've ever seen in any of these threads right here. This poster.

This is the cancer. Samefag super hard, appear as an army of perverts. It's just this one faggot right here.

No offense meant towards you, McGee: I just fucking hate everything that you lust over.

>>27094430
I ship Twinkle with Twilight

>>27094520
IRL ponies. Sure.

The characters on the show? Come on now. Don't give me that shit.

>>27094513
But you pay cheap whores. You just don't pay them much.

>>27094460

Ok never mind...I was never interested in that manga.

>>27094447
yes thank you god someone else noticed this

felt like i was taking crazy pills

>>27094531
Guess again, Sherlock.

>>27094530
>when did you join
Can't remember, sometime in 2010 though.
>Why didn't it crop up earlier
Well, i tried to make it popular but i think it went about requesting it in the wrong way.

i want to hug a pony non sexually AND sexually. i am the true pony fan.

OH I GET IT
IT'S BECAUSE HER NAME IS TRIXIE, AND TARA STRONG VOICED TIMMY TURNER AND TWILIGHT SPARKLE

>>27094534

> madmax sweet_lemonade Colored.png

Now this is stuck in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB6--jaeGrI

Why haven't there been more crossovers of The Prisoner and MLP?

I would love to see more

>>27094530
I've become interested in rape because of MS's humanized LSH pic. And then I suddenly realized that Twilight was always at her cutest when she was either angry or crying. Especially crying. And she'll be both when I rape her.

>>27094530
I like how there was a whole episode where there was a lot of potential that rape would happen but no one acknowledges that. I mean come on. The ponies were even in bondage.

>>27094582
This so fucking hard

>>27094582
All hail the true pony fan.

>>27094430
You should get out of the stable more often

>>27094562
oh so you put your trip on and it totally looks like a new person appears

>>27094530
>Implying to 'cropped' up because of being in the fandom.
Please, some of us are from /d/ rape is the least of our charges.

>>27094556
>doesnt like berserk

what the fuck am i reading. i am the kind of person who hates all things weeaboo and even i liked it. not the show of course that was bad.

>>27094612
Curses! Well, it's a fair cop.

>>27094545
No breasts, no hips, no real ass (a blank spot where the legs meet is not an ass), nothing that lights up the primitive part of the brain that says 'sexually mature woman sighted'.

If MLP ponies were real, it's not inconceivable that a friendship would grow into something more regardless of said pony's bodytype being far outside my usual preferences, but guess what: they're not.

>>27094594
>you will never rape Twilight Sparkle ;_;

>>27094527
>would you mind getting a name?
Fine. Now everyone can have someone to pick out when they complain about pretentious, drawn-out rapefics.

>>27094597
>I like how there was a whole episode where there was a lot of potential that rape would happen but no one acknowledges that. I mean come on. The ponies were even in bondage.
Wait what?

>>27094520
>lack all of the sexual characteristics I am attracted to
I think they do have attractive personalities except Rarity ofc .

I would not fuck them, but that's only due to the beastiality knee-jerk taboo, not that their appearance is sufficiently repulsive to prevent me from doing so. I've done worse.

>>27094562
Samefag is same. And fag.

Seriously, I think I'm on to something with this.

>>27094530
I didn't think I'd be into rape up until last week. Been here since October off and on.

>>27094360
Same.

>>27094482
Not everything cute makes me want to fuck it.

>>27094584

I didn't know any of that for a very long time. It is funny though.

>>27094637
appreciated

Reading this thread makes me realize how weird I am.

>>27094647
>on to something
Fuck, Raging, he actually IS Sherlock,

>>27094592
Kind of a jip there's so much Dr. Who but jack for Prisoner

>>27094636
Actually, I've put a lot of consideration into it. I've weight all the pros and cons. And, after talking it out with my family, I've come to a decision that I'm going to go ahead and do it. I'm going to rape Twilight.

>>27094671
Shut up and fap you big baby.

>>27094530
>>27094648
Rape violates fundamental human rights! thankfully ponies ain't humans.

>>27094685
How are you going to find her?

>>27094417

Nicely done McGee. Way to represent!

>>27094615
none of that made sense, use different words in some places maybe you stupid /d/tard

>>27094685
Good luck.

>>27094430
That show was so underrated.

>>27094671
Reading this thread makes me realize how desensitized I am to things on the internet

Which pony has the least awesome plot?

>>27094707

>>27094685
>I'm going to rape Twilight.

This is why Celestia will never turn us all into ponies.

>>27094723
Ms. Cake, duh.

>>27094723
Spike

>>27094723
snips and scootaloo are the only plots i havnt fapped to

>>27094637
>Rarity kidnapped.
>forced to do manual labor.
>ponies beat by the enemy.
>they get tied up in rope because the enemies wanted to ride them.

>>27094707

>>27094482
>But then I realized that just because it's a kid's show, it doesn't mean I have to stop being a man
>implying that's the point of not fucking horses

>>27094673
>>27094707
Samefag spotted again!

With this evidence in hand, I'm convinced that there is no dark side to the pony fandom. It's just one faggot in a basement with 30 tabs of pony porn open that happens to jump between 5-10 different boards to post perverted, lustful comments about cute cartoon ponies.

This man is the greatest troll that ever lived. And also the saddest.

Why won't the new season start sooner...

You know what's the funniest thing. After the last episode when we talked about how many of us will be here and we were sure that after 2 weeks we will have 1 general per day...

>>27094685
You do realize Twilight can fuck your shit up hardcore, right?
Just from S1 off the top of my head, we see her teleport, conjure matter (doors), zip someone's mouth, and levitate/move anything, you'd be fucked.

>>27094340
Why do I now picture this as an awesome thing
Why

>>27094582
So you would truly love, marry a pony

Which pony would you marry for life? The rules: FOR LIFE

>>27094746
There was so much potential in that episode, and the only thing we got out of it was a DD/Rarity 4way.

>>27094770
All you gotta do it make her panic and she immediately forgets everything magic related.

>>27094726
>implying one must be a pony to rape a pony

>>27094764
we never needed the show in the first place.

>>27094781
Applejack, more than likely. If you're down and out, she'd be able to take care of things until you got back on your feet.

>>27094746
I guess he didn't watch that one. Fucker needs to go back to ponychan

>>27094795
>Implying there's art of the Diamond Dogs

>>27094781
Gilda.

Ponies are so mainstream.

>>27094809
I wouldn't touch a pony any other way

Here you go Faceless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvPimmVbSg4

>>27094770
>you'd be fucked

Where do I sign up?

>>27094831
Klondike would slap your shit if he were here.

>>27094759
Your enthusiasm is almost adorable.
Unfortunately you are wrong.

>>27094831
HEY! Theres a lot of.....Uh I mean.
WE SHOULD MAKE SOME AS TRIBUTE TO THE CHARACTER DESIGNERS

>>27094830
>Rapefic writer comes from ponychan

What a twist!

>>27094781
Rarity.
She is a hardworking famous fashion designer.
You don't need to work. All you need to do is to follow some rules and do her a favor once in a while.

>>27094849
I so ninja. Don't even know I'm here.

>>27094837
Hands off!
I saw her first!

>>27094831
Eh, it was humanized and i didn't like it.

Equestria Daily is dead

>>27094759
>Samefag spotted again!
Fuck, Sherlock is on the opiates, again. Or still...

>>27094831
check paheal. there's human rarity/dog, human rarity/human dogs, and pony rarity/dogs

>>27094796
>implying your dimunitive primate dick could scare a horse

>>27094851
How many trips do you even have, McGee?!

Counting how many posts you make in other forums, you must have this shit automated or something. 60 trips? 100 trips?

Why do you do this? Do you spite these adorable creatures THAT much?

>mfw you're everywhere

>>27094885
I can't thank Hasbro enough for killing the term "brony" and pony music videos.

>>27094885
It's 1755 likes now.
I just showed it to my brother and he was rather shocked.

>>27094903
There are very little ponies.

Very little.

>>27094900
Don't forget Fluttershy/Dog courtesy of someone here who needs to draw more

>>27094926
Like, Labrador size.
I think we agreed they are the size of a Labrador.

>>27094917
Don't you now?
All of 4chan is just you and a massive Samefag who is typing really fast.

>>27094948
What?

>>27094948
There is no agreed pony size.

Didn't we agree that they are the size of normal ponies?
1.4 meters

>>27094966
You can compare their size to rabbits, dogs, and cows. I think their size is very well-established.

>>27094830
>I guess he didn't watch that one. Fucker needs to go back to ponychan
No, I just didn't feel there was any sexual tension or chemistry that could be drawn from it despite the situation. The dogs clearly viewed themselves on a very different level from the ponies and had no intentions of anything other than labor.

>>27094861
>Rapefic writer comes from ponychan
>What a twist!
How eager you must be to demonize that which does not appeal to you, that you would absolutely need to file them under a different origin.

Girls sucking their own dicks are fine, but god forbid they touch a man's.

>>27094959
You fool.
You were unaware that the INTERNET is composed of one very fat manchild surrounded by monitors?!
He has a headset with a shitty mic for the FPS games he is playing.

>>27094948
This is the best size scale in my opinion, they should be about this big

>>27094851
I thought you looked down on porn and fapping to ponies? Now you're a rape enthusiast?

>>27094926

>>27094703
She spends her nights at the Ponyville library. And she doesn't lock her doors.

>>27094995
O we are all the same person that talks to himself?

>>27094991
Would their vagina depth be horse proportional for their size?

>>27094940
I believe you are correct, Anonymous.

If we stop this one cunt, we stop all the rapefics, snails porn, and other supreme faggotry that makes being a fan of ponies something to be fearful of.

Anons; are we bad enough dudes to stop him?

I think we can all agree.
You would not want to get bucked in the balls by an earth pony.
Would be like putting two tomatoes in front of Gallager.

>>27094991
You have no idea the size of those other animals either. Those cows were gigantic. MS drew them small while railgunner and Caluriri drew them big. I like them big

>>27094999
This seems correct.

Yes, this is my headcanon now.

>>27095023
You got it, me!

>>27095018
And ,my dear sir, how are you planing to get to Ponyville?

>>27094258
I'm the only one who thinks she would love it

>>27095003
I still look down on ponyporn.
This guy is just hilarious in his eagerness to prove that the ponyfandom has still a good side.
(Assuming of course he isn't joking)

>>27094999
Why is Twilight snuggling up to a hobo?

>>27094995
Why do I keep doing this to myself? Swear to god I need a hobby.

This is your hobby.

>>27094781
Mrs Cake.

yes, I know about mr cake. let me have my dreams intact.

>>27094999
why is twilight sitting on a hobo

>>27094988
Then why are they called "Little" ponies?

Also that would made Celestia a short necked giraffe.

>>27095059
Hobos need pony love too.

>>27095067

>>27095029
Add shipping to that list and maybe I'll agree with you

>>27095071
You will never be a hobo high on a mix of drugs that allows you to be snuggled by a unicorn.

>>27095067
>>27095059
hobomind

>>27094999
So they are the size of an average pony...
Then my calculation were correct!!
A sitting Ursa Major has 41 meters!

>>27094917
I can everyone. I am Disco, MegaSweet, 0r0, kloudmutt, Sang, Applejuice, RS, Dino-fag, chistery, sprinkles, Madmax, railgunner, Flashinthepan, Hoppip, Kkat, /co/mmander, Pacce, Faceless, Seth, Beedrill, and every other name I cannot list off the top if my head (there are just so many names that you eventually lose track of them all).

Also, I have another confession Sherlock (AKA me): I am also Lauren Faust, Rob Renzetti, M. A. Larson, Daniel Ingram.

Plus Luke Allen.

>>27094378
>>27094224
Is there a colored of the Twilight one?

>>27095035
>You have no idea the size of those other animals either
They all seem proportional to their real counterparts.

>>27094991
>implying only same-sized breeds of dogs, cows and rabbits

>>27095095
Nope.
Have some pinkie though.

>>27095095
link for the DA nao

>>27094781
Motherfucking Spitfire goddamn

NO WAIT the DJ

Fuck I cannot decide

>>27095092
What about Bigfoot?

>>27095097
It could be that they all live in GIANT WORLD and hoomans are no taller than a parasprite.

>>27095029

Honestly, I don't give a fuck. I say, if they want to be faggots and write depraved shit all the time, let them. At the end of the day, they're just a bunch of retards fapping to cartoon characters all day long. They are only majority in these threads, since everybody else left until season 2. Don't let their bullshit get to you.

>>27095138
Now, me, I should know this better than anyone: That's my real REAL identify.

>>27095128
when in doubt pick Derpy
>>27095126
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkpandax/
I think

>>27095064
Did you see >>27094846

>>27095147
Nope, physics. Elephants can't run.

>>27095092
Fucking knew it!

This means that if I kill myself, you will effectively stop posting indefinitely! I have discovered your only weakness! Foolish mortal; we will have our ponies back very soon!

brb helping the entire fandom