Is this supposed to be the new General?

so how 'bout them flanks, eh?

>>27087053
Oh you Faceless

>>27087053
The Kloudmutt bad art argument was at the end of the last thread, you missed it.

Can someone please explain this?

>>27087069
/jp/

>>27087053

>>27087076
Fair enough.

>>27086963
Beats the other thread.

One mention of ponies and all of a sudden 4chan takes Fox News seriously?

Pony thread?!

>>27087093
>reverse R
wat

>>27087053

Has Applejack ever blushed?

I would like to see her all girly and embarrassed.

>>27087069

Holy shit I've seen that before but didn't notice that Rarity was a Pegasus until now.

Why does that confuse me more than anything else in the picture.

>>27087069

>>27087121
I'm more confused about her legs...

>>27087069
I'm confused by the implication that rarity would ever let a dog, let alone two dogs, put their dirty, smelly, gross feet on her back.

*sniff* I'll never get my cutie mark.../co/ how did you get yours?

>>27087153
Welllll, you know..

>>27087153
Oh God, get that Luger away from Sweetie Belle!

>>27087091
Full picture of this?

I believe I said "How 'bout them flanks"

>>27087053

>>27087234
Any work on that story about >filename ?

>>27087234
This picture is actually good.

>>27087252

Well, some anon is working on a fic where Dash gets raped by the Wonderbolts.

>>27087252
I told you, ain't happening, and spitfire's already been banged together with Vinyl Scratch by Povguy.

>>27087274
My favourite mute DJatrix will have her own plaything? Sounds hot.

>>27087175

>>27087304
already did.

>>27087316
and one with just scratch...

>>27087306
Is this for real?

>>27087306
But...Rainbow is lesbian!

>>27087329
sure hope so, because it'll apparently include derpy as well.

>>27087165

whywingboner.jpg

>>27087329
I hope not

>>27087349
NAAAAAAAAT

>>27087337

Not for long.

>>27087337
She is? How?

>>27087395
Canon > Fanon

Well played, sir.

>>27087395
It's lies, she wants Big Mac's uh, big mac, I've seen pictures.

>>27087306
Not sure if should proud that people actually saved something I made or hate myself even more over what it is..

>>27087405

If anything, I think she'd be open to try either sex.

>>27087421
You made it? As in, this isn't a game? Damn. Post more of it.

>>27087421
is it a flash in the making or a mock-up picture?

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Sanguinius just finished writing Chapter 4 of Pregnant Rarity clopfic.
Fic 1: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S_BYQwXbG47gg1-spmJGP6fuCAnjJ0URllUeexXbhDI/edit?hl=en_US
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Fic 4: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TKPi8ihU86So6ToP0JUDDjTmMztwGtuOKduL32a48hM/edit?hl=en_US

>>27087434
>>27087421
No, it is a game.
Here's an earlier screencap..
Honestly don't know why I'm doing it.
But I can't stop and I've already made plans for a lot more ponies...

>feels so bad

>>27087492
Don't stop. We're all counting on you

>>27087492
Sure do love when it removes the file!

>>27087492
disregarding missing picture, I encourage such a game with all of my being.

>>27087500

Male pony must be red, and say eeeyup a lot.

>>27087500
Should be a horsecock, not a humandick

>>27087500
I'm not usally against these kinds of games, but

1. It's a pony, fucking damn it!
2. Even if it is 1. The animation looks lazy and crappy.

Conclusin: it's shit

>>27087492
Is there going to be a pony-style option?

Also, will the different pony's like different things? Like, say, a Pinkie Pie creampie?

And finally, what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>27087525
What, hell no.

>>27087535

Make your own and wow us then.

Include Octavia.

>>27087551

>>27087564
I can't. But I still rather make nothing than throw a big stinking pile of horseshit in the community.

>>27087500
I might actually be inclined to donate a few bux for the cause (not that I have anything better to do with the money as of now)

>>27087590
But you do that anyway.

>>27087590
>bitch and moan
>sift back to doing nothing because "it's the better alternative, guuuuys"

pfehehe, pathetic.

>>27087599
You don't seem to be the productive kind of anon either.

>>27087543
Not sure how to feel that /co/ is more interested than /b/...

Not even sure I'll finish it due to how much I hate myself every time I open that file.. I seriously broke mentally earlier when I finished enough to play it.
But if I do end up doing more... Might add a pony changer button or something and add a handful of ponies so you don't have 100+ flash files.
But again, would rather do not rule 34 stuff.. So might be a long time if I do decide to finish it.

>>27087608
Sometimes it's better to not draw anything than to draw something crummy and publicize it. If you draw something crummy, try to get better and only publicize your good stuff.

>>27087622

>>27087551
ponies don't have humandicks, it looks really weird

Morning thread - haiku fic time. Third reply gets a haiku. (Standard English rules - 5-7-5, nature mentioned.)

>>27087608
No, not because it's alternative, there are good rule34 pictures, but that really looks lazily drawn and shitty.

But we know you like shit Faceless

>>27087622
/co/ likes it better because /b/ pony threads has turned into an state of anti-pornographic, tripcode-to-tripcode friendly discussionaire area not unlike a social network for kids.

That being said, I hope you do decide to finish the game.

>>27087645
Dash sucking dick. Not trolling, I'm being serious

>>27087620
Bitch please.

>>27087671
>DAT PRODUCTIVITY

>>27087645
zombie Rarity

>>27087645
Standard English rules - 5-7-5, nature mentioned.

>>27087645
monster hunter rarity

>wake up to pony thread
>Show discussion and fan theory every where
>New episode today!
>best dream ever
>mfw

>>27087658 only response

pegasus stallion
forest meadow, spring estrus
in ten seconds flat

>>27087740
>>only response
are you fucking kidding with me

>>27087759

I had time to go make breakfast and come back, refresh twice, and see exactly one response. Sorry. And now I have to go to work.

WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
Sagase wo mesashite
FIGHTING DREAMERS
Moiko hinoumawari
FIGHTING DREAMERS
Oioioio wa soura no

>>27087776

>>27087792

Sure do love how all my decent pony pictures are in another thread that hasn't 404'd yet..

>mfw too lazy to make duplicates

>>27087698
See this:
http://duplexfields.deviantart.com/art/The-Closet-206158859

Then have a good cry afterward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

If Friendship is Magic and Fighting is Magic, does that mean Friendship is Fighting?

>>27087811
I'm so glad the marker is here, where we're talking about porn, and not the other one which is full of FEELINGS

>>27087776
acceptable apology.

>>27087805
why not just go back, tick the post box (top left of every post) and scroll bottom right to delete the post?

I have a request. Can someone make a fic out of this? Clop, comedy, FEELINGS, it doesn't really matter to me. I just wanna see this made into a fic.

>>27087809
I didn't cry. This was fucking awesome.

Just curious, did anyone ever come up with a name for Pinkie Pie's sister?

>>27087885
Cuntface

>>27087885
Unsaturated Pancake

>>27087885
grey-ie cake?

stony blows?

cloudy skies?

>>27087883
>Applejack's going to fight zombies
>Didn't bring any apples with her, even though they're powerful enough to hurt a dragon
mfw

>>27087885
Grayie Pie rock farmers aren't very creative

>>27087885
Inky and Blinky. Their father is Clyde

>>27087922
>cloudy skies
I like this one.

>>27087939
>>27087939
>>27087939
>>27087939
>>27087939

>>27087792
I had a dream about that a few days ago. Well not Naruto.. One Piece.

Snails was Luffy
RD was Zoro for some reason
AJ was Sanji
Snips was that ugly kid Luffy was friends with on the first episode.
I don't remember who Ussopp or Nami were but a a Ddog was definetly Franky

>>27087883
Posting some more zombie ponies, because zombies are awesome.

>>27087883

All they need is angry Pinkamena.

Now, if a zombie killed Angel to get Fluttershy angry they'll be able to finish the job quicker.

>>27087939

Anyone have any pictures or stories about Rainbow Dash sucking dick?

>>27088066
what? no! where did you even...what the fuck man! she's gay!

Does anybody have a good screencap of Celestia's castle they'd be kind enough to post?

>>27087987
That's my last, so if anyone else has some, feel free to dump it.

>>27088092
What makes you say that? >>27087395

>>27088125
because she fucks girls
i don't care what you draw, it ain't right!

>>27088100

>>27087805
hey Fluffy Butts, do you have a paypal? I've made up my mind.

Also, post a pose or something I've not seen before for credibility since you don't use tripcode, alternatively if you've got a place where you keep progress, bluh bluh bluh etc.

>>27088156
It's like upside-down Minas Tirith.

>>27088194
You've got to be fucking kidding me, Faceless.

>>27088217
It WAS based on Minas Tirith. Lauren herself wrote it on her DA

>>27088225
well hey, I mean why not? an incentive for fluffy to continue making the game, and it's not like the money is of necessary concern to me, given that they are what they are.

>>27088242
But giving away money to a complete stranger on 4chan so he will finish a poorly drawn porn game with ponies? I mean, seriously, just think about it for a second!

>>27088242
How much do you have left anyway?

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART

PONY SO BRAVE, IN A TOWN OF ADVENTURE

GOOD TWILIGHT SPARKLE, GIVIN THEM WHAT FOR!

SHE'S THE WIZARD OF THE COAST

THE LIGHT OF APPLEOOSA

IN CELESTIA'S LOCKER

WHAT LIES IN STORE?

>>27088285
Goddammit, i'm gonna have to go listen to that fucking song now.

>>27088282
40$ of the ponychan funds, 20 of which I'll probably give Disco as a tip for the picture once he's done, 20 to fluffy given proof of being that person.

>>27088285

>>27088194
I actually just took this screencap a couple minutes ago.

But no, don't have Paypal or anywhere I keeps this stuff.
I like to stay semi-anonymous.
On here I'm Fluffy Butts and I do this stuff that my parents would banish me for.
Outside of 4chan I do serious stuff and never post anything like this.

>>27088313
I'd feel too ashamed to try the Derpy option

>>27088304
I still chuckle whenever I think about that day.

>>27088313
that's really too bad, but oh well.

Can anyone shoop a Michael Bolton pony?

>>27088156
Thank you very much, that covers whatever detail of the castle itself I need. Do you have a more distant shot too? I'm shooting for a depiction like in the opening with Twilight in the balloon, with the castle against the super steep mountain or possibly cliff. ...Which actually seems to conflict with that depiction that you posted now that I think about it. Anyway, the castle on the cliff is probably the most iconic version and that's what would suit my purposes.

>>27088381
Ponyville is to the left of that image, it's from the other side of the mountain.

>>27088352
fond memories.

>>27088313
what are you doing
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

>>27088413
Oh... Yeah, that makes sense, that road's just coming around the other side. Me am smart.

>>27088433
Should totally shoop in the Death Star over the moon.

Forgot my pic.

>>27088356
I couldn't accept money like that anyway..
It's a crappy pony sex game. I feel bad enough for making it, I really don't want money.
But I'll try to lurk around more and if I spot you I'll let you know if I did anything.
But either way, I will post the Rainbow Dash one sooner or later since that one basically finished.


>>27088350
Don't worry, I feel the same way.

Sooo.... has this been coloured?

>>27087881
No one?

I now wanna build that castle.

>>27088524
One day, Soap didn't have that crappy mohawk cause Applejack shaved it off. And then they kissed but they didn't fuck cause Applejack thought that would be humanialty and she would go to pony hell. Soap didn't want to fuck ponies anyway.

>>27088519

Yes.

I've seen the coloured version on the net somewhere

>>27088519
colored by that 166 guy

>>27088547
They should build it in the Minecraft pony server

>people STILL question Dash's sexuality
Did we not all see the last episode wherein she spent almost all of it fawning over Spitfire?

>>27088709
She's Wonderboltsexual. She'd fuck anything in a jumpsuit.

>>27088709
Ha. Ha. Totally forgot about that.

>>27088709
I thought we agreed Dash was bi and wanted a 3-way with Spits & Soarin?

>>27088725
So she's just a speedsexual freak with a fetish for rubber.

Brain is dead.
Gonna go to sleep.

Bye for now pony people!

>>27088709
Isn't Spitfire mare?

>>27088756
Actually that picture brings up a good point. Has she ever said, "Hey is there anyway I can join the Wonderbolts? Considering I saved Equestria, saved three Wonderbolts' lives, yadda yadda yadda."?

>>27088756
That pic reminds me of this fic

>>27088793
My point exactly.

Dash is just sexually attracted to anything loud, brightly coloured or fast.

>>27088476
>>27088433
These are good shots of the castle itself, but I'm looking for as much of the shape of the mountain it sits on and the surroundings as possible as well.

>>27088806
Also she seems to be the only pony in the world who can pull off a Sonic Rainboom. The possibility that she simply hasn't asked or officially applied or whatever is the only logical answer for her not being in.

>>27088754
no, soarin is too busy eating Applejack's pie
and he's gay

>>27088866
>Eating Applejack's pie

>>27088866
>AJ's Pie

>>27088861
I still find it amusing that people, including the cast themselves, think that speed is Rainbow Dash's "talent". Despite the fact that the show spells out the whole "doing the impossible" thing for you in just as many words.

>>27088866
Wait, is he enjoying Applejack's sweet apple pie or gay? I'm confused.

>>27088884
Well, the only thing she can do the impossible in is speed, so it's really not so far fetched.

Personally I think she's not in the wonderbolts because they know she'd get herself killed. She's very, very fast, but all that means is she'd slam into the ground even harder when she screwed up a trick because she can barely fly.

>>27088866
Anon you are such a kidder

>>27088895
secret ingredient is Big Macintosh's cum

>>27088477
Oh, I don't know if it's bad, I quite like it.

I'll be looking forward for updates, then.

>>27088912
But AJ puts that in all of her cooking

>>27088884
Uhm... er... I was just saying that if pulling off an aerial maneuver of legend doesn't get one into the Wonderbolts, I don't know what would.

>>27087153

>indiana jones as a chicken? the fuck

>>27088754
>I thought we agreed Dash was bi and wanted a 3-way with Spits & Soarin?

No. Dash is lesbian. But she'll do anything to get into the Wonderbolts.

>>27088920
Suddenly I picture some random person happily eating an apple pie then chewing slower, then stopping entirely while looking up in shock.

>>27088966
Do anything to get in legitimately, if she slept with them to get in she'd never know whether she was good enough.

>>27088966
Except ask or fill out a form.

>>27087053

why hello there morning wood

i dreamed of mrs cake last night. ujelly /co/?

>>27088979
>>27088966

because lesbianism is the exact same thing as being heterosexual

>>27088967
SUGAR FROSTED!?

Take it back and bring me something Big Mac spooged on like I asked!

>>27088818
Who isn't attracted to those things?

>>27088966
>Dash is lesbian

Says who?

>>27089009
common sense

>>27089009
Well we all know the MAJORITY is always in the right

i prefer Dash being asexual

>>27089009
Says the internet. We've been over this already.

>>27089009
the Holy Bible. you should know if you were an actually good Christian. but now god hates you, and you will die in Hell. sucks to be you lol ;)

>>27088986
Well now you're just sounding crazy. Following the proper channels? Yeah, good luck with that.

Seriously though, that's my theory until proven otherwise. They simply don't know she has any interest aside from being a fan.

>>27089021

>MLP fans
>common sense

Well, that's a laugh.

>>27089021
Who are you, ragingsemi and what happened to RagingSemi?

>>27089009
Oh, you know the male fanbases always have got yuri goggles on. That's why there's more art of Dash with Spitfire than Soarin' even though they were on screen together relatively the same amount of time.

>>27089041
Doesn't make a lot of sense, man.

>>27089009
She's a walk "the gay pride flag of rainbow" or what ever it's called. Also she acts like a dyke.

>>27088957
The chicken will crusade and kill all ponies with cutie marks until (s)he gets hers own.

>>27089070
Well, there is the issue of Spitfire having the more interesting character model. But yeah, lesbians.

>>27089072
Why must boyish personality = dyke? Isn't that stereotypical?

>>27089021
>>27089027
>>27089028
>>27089032
>>27089072

Nice try, but no.

>>27089072
So? Tomboys are hot.

Guys can we have a cute thread?
I'm depresed as fuck and cute ponies are my last hope...

>>27089101
>fly off with your lifetime heroes
>obviously you want to fuck them

>>27089101
she isn't even touching their flanks

>>27089101
I'm disappointed there isn't any Dash DP with these two

>>27088992
No, because, and I'm being entirely serious here, a few nights ago I had a dream Lyra and Bonbon were both seducing me at once and talking in porn-tastic detail about taking turns getting plowed by me.

And the whole time I just kept thinking dang, two naked girls showing me the goods who want it BAD and they're ponies. So close yet so far. Sorry for wasting the dream, if you could give dreams to other people I would gladly have given it to someone who would have enjoyed it more.

>>27089110
Cute Thread?

>>27089113

>having friends who are girls
>obviously you want to fuck them

Works both ways.

>>27089110

>it's June
>it's been 7 weeks since the last episode aired
>we still have no fucking clue when S2 will start broadcasting
>Hasbro's face when

>>27089110
okay, just for you , Anon

>>27089113
isn't that the same logic as this?
>>27088709

>>27089125
Well, there's no art anyway.

>>27089142
Not really, I'm not trying to prove she's gay, you're trying to prove she's straight.

>>27089078

>>27089110

>>27089101
>the winner of the competition gets to spend the day with the worderbolts
>dash wins

>>27089163
That picture reminds me of this picture.

>>27089146
>mfw

>>27089021
>>27089028
>>27089032
>>27089072
Lesbianism is futile with Big Macintosh around.

Nopony can remain a dyke with his red, delicious cock-head inside them.

>>27089067
he's ragingsemi in the morning/day threads

>>27089113

Well, yes? Makes sense, does it not?

>>27089161
>implying there aren't people here trying to prove she's gay

>>27089186
>red delicious cock head

lol

>>27089161

>>27089196
No need to prove she's gay. It's obvious.

Saying Dash isn't a lesbian is like saying Fluttershy isn't shy. Or Twilight isn't purple.

>>27089186

>>27089214

>>27089167

>>27089214
It's also obvious that she wanted to bang the guards

>>27089196
>it's important to determine whether bestiality is straight or gay

Dash is bi-sexual
/thread.

>>27089223
does she make an exception for every OC ever?

>>27089214

Wishing really hard won't make it so, semi. Dash just isn't into girls, true fact.

>>27089245
Compromise is for wimps! But I can deal with this one

>>27089245
Anyone Anytime Anywhere

>>27089233
nah, she's just high

>"Dash is straight!"
>"Dash is a lesbian!"

Wow, haven't seen this argument in awhile. At least, not on this level. Funny how people focus solely on Rainbow Dash when other ponies have been caught seemingly interested in guys. Remember Fluttershy batting her eyes at that one stallion at the Gala? Yeah, I don't remember any Fluttershy sexuality debates going on from that. Probably because nobody cares about Fluttershy.

>>27089177
Looks like Rarity has a new name as far as I'm concerned.

>>27089259
Oh, that's right. Skywind proves she's straight.

>>27089110
Cmc is easymode cute

>>27089267
>nobody cares about Fluttershy

>>27089267
We have lots of lesbian ponies and people only wonder about Dash.

>>27089254
This makes me curous. Does anyone have any pics of Dash with a female OC?

>>27089267
>>27089267

>>27089245
This works for me.

>>27089312
I found one
but it wasn't a pony OC
it was a fursona

>>27089267
It's not nice to call Beedrill a nobody

Hey guys!
Guys! Listen!
What if... guys listen!
What if... Dash has no sexuality at all and you are all reading to much into a kid's show?

>>27089267
no other pony has the RD's sex appeal

sexfriends

>>27089345
I think you may be on to something

>>27089321
The panel I enjoyed was the one with the "everybody was a goth at some point in flashbacks" joke. EVERYONE.

>>27089125
>Wonderbolts DP

Only picture.

>>27089368
this-is-why-everyone-hates-us.jpg

>27089345
Or this. Or that she's a bi.
I prefer the later.

>>27089351
the yellow one is pretty promiscuous

>>27089368
Already got it. Not quite the DP I had in mind.

>>27089345
If ponies are all asexual then how do they reproduce and why do they have parents and families.

>>27089345
>standard mammalian reproduction

Nope.

>>27089345
Dash has a sex phobia?

>>27089309
Lyra and Bon-Bon are lesbians, but since they're pretty much an old married couple, it's not as entertaining as the notion of Rainbow Dash being a lesbian.

>>27089345
What a shocking and controversial theory.

>>27089364
SNAPE USED TO BE GOTHIC

I KNOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

>>27089388
Lesbian Mirror Butt Babbies

>>27089388
like Smurffs? Evil wizard just makes new ponies with magic?

>>27089139
>>27089144
>>27089152
>>27089163
>>27089167
>>27089230
>>27089272
>>27089305
>>27089344

Thanks guys. At least I'm not felling terrible anymore...

>>27089383
BUT SCRATCH, OCTAVIA LOVES YOU!

>>27089364
I wasn't :I

>>27089422
I find the idea of a classy high-society cello playing lady and the hip night club DJ chick having an illicit affair highly amusing.

How many of their dates devolve into "my music is better than yours"?

>>27088709

did you not see the episode where ponies have absolutely no sexuality by design and never will? Cause its all of em.

>>27089321
>Then I'm gonna flashback until we get somewhere

I laughed

>>27089418
That doesn't explain the standard familial units.

/v/ here.

Would you all kindly stay the fuck off of our board? We've seen an influx in non-pony related material floating around and derailing threads.

We are in the process of annihilating all non-vidya threads.

Thank you.

>>27089432
I think I had a phase that could fit into the "gothic" emo phase, emotionally. I just never did the fashion.

>>27089421
>Paradox.jpg
I GET IT
I GET THE JOKE
You's a funny one, anon.

Twilight Sparkle is the biggest lesbian on the show. All she wanted to do was fantasize about Princess Celestia and spend all of her time at the Gala being next to her. Rainbow Dash is smalltime, Twilight Sparkle is the supreme carpet muncher.

>>27089447
Somebody sure is butthurt. The ponies all have sexuality. Faust says you're wrong.

>>27089464
This is /co/, retard.

>>27089412

STANDARD MAMMALIAN REPRODUCTION, according to Faust


Thankfully, lesbian mirror buttbabies need not apply in FIM. Babby ponies come from some dainty little gal getting skewered by meaty pony porksword.

>>27089464
Dear /v/.
/co/ is not raiding your board with ponies, it's probably a bored troll or /b/ trying to "share the friendship". Just report them.

Love, /co/

>>27089464
that's not us, ask /b/

>>27089464
we ain't doin shit broski.

Good luck with cleaning up the board, though, I would really love to discuss the vidya there more often.

>>27089447
>hasn't actually watched the show

>>27089494
Horsecock is actually kind of floppy even when erect.

>>27089494
They have magic, though. You can't rule out the POSSIBILITY of magicbabies, lesbian or otherwise.

>>27089464
>around and derailing threads.
but let me ask you a question
Who's derailing the threads, /v/ or the ponies?
I saw a pony fighting videogame the other day
it got derailed by people from /v/ saying the show was shit and then they talked about it

>>27089480

no they don't, and no she didn't.
The topic of sexuality has never and will never be broached on the series. You will never know what any of the ponies are, save for the married ones.

>>27089464
>implying that anybody actually comes from /co/ over to /v/ and not the other way around

>>27089524
modified mammalian reproduction? No, no. Standard mammalian reproduction.

The penises go in the vaginas. Except for Dash, then the tongues go in the vaginas.

>>27089445
>>27089422
No more Scratchtavia?

>>27089540
Standard Mammalian Reproduction does not imply standard human sexuality

>>27089530
>/v/
>on-topic

>>27089540
>The penises go in the vaginas.
exactly!

>>27089533
>no sexuality
>Rarity is straight for Prince Blueblood

If you really want to discuss the show, pull your head out of your ass and watch the show first. Either that, or go back to Ponychan.

>>27089540
Why are you so obsessed with horse penises?

>>27089553
>doesn't know about homosexual farm animals

d'ohohoho

>>27089544
I don't have much
or you mean scratchtavia discussion?

>>27089564
Also Spike being all googly-eyes for Rarity.

>>27089569
I'm a horse

>>27089553

If you want to go that route, then the fact they are ponies, and endure the estrus cycle, assures that none of them would be gay.

>>27089540
I'd rather Dash get dick and vagina at the same time. Best of both worlds.

>>27089579
I've never heard of animals performing oral sex, though

what the fuck

>>27089309
By the way, do we have more stuff with them? Like whatever, fanart, fanfics... preferably not porn.

>>27089569
What makes you think I'm obsessed, anon? I'm just explaining how sex works for the unloved virgin summerfags.

>>27089584
Yes.

To put it plainly, who's the uke?

evil ponies are best ponies!

>>27089595
>haven't seen dogs licking themselves
>haven't seen chimps sucking off each other

>>27089569
Not the guy you're replying to, but horse penises are awesome.

Especially Big Mac's.

>>27089599
>This is what ponychan is about

Dman

>>27089595
these are magical ponies made of marshmallows, not real ponies

>>27089603
More Lyra/BonBon art?

TONS

>>27089599
Furries.

>>27089595

Shit, man. Learn more biology. Just awhile ago over in /gif/ there was a gif of a donkey performing autofellatio.

>>27089599

this is why ponychan users need to stay on ponychan

>>27089534
As a regular /v/irgin I must say - you absolutely right. I miss the times when /v/ wasn't watered-down /b/. I love you /co/.

>>27089631
>donkey
>autofellatio
I don't think I'll be going to /gif/ any time soon, thanks for the heads up

>>27089608
>uke
Please, don't give me that bullshit. That whole uke/seme thing is just stupid.

>>27089628
>>27089623
>>27089599
>complaining about meta-stupidity on some other board WHILE DISCUSSING HORSES PENISES

Way to fail.

>>27089625

>made of marshmallows

post discarded

>>27089651
>implying this isn't still leagues better than ponychan

>>27089605
we've always had lesbian ponies in these threads
wouldn't that make you the summerfag?

>>27089649
Which terminology would you prefer then?

>>27089605

>summerfags.

Haha, I don't think so, Tim. It's the same fags in here every fucking day. We don't get new people. On the off-chance we do, they immediately leave.

>>27089626
Well, then may I rephrase my request more explicitly, and ask for moar to be posted in this thread?

>>27089651
Their's two types of discussions on pony boards, Sex or Love and Tolerance.

Pic one

>>27089651
>complaining about meta-stupidity
>meta-stupidity
>complaining

We're not complaining and it's not meta-stupidity.

We're making fun and it's so-ronery-ness.

>>27089661
>implying
>"HAY GUYS HORSE DONGS ARE AWESOME BUT FUCK THOSE FUCKERS OVER ON THAT OTHER SITE THEY'RE ALL SICK"

You seriously have no legs to stand on.

>>27089651

Yeah, this "lol, ponychan is full of aspies, now let's discuss how ponies are fucking!" mentality is getting pretty bad over here.

>>27089670
>I perceive characters as one-dimensional stereotypes

>>27089690
Have you been to ponychan? They really are worse. Not that we're bad.

>>27089588
Assures all of them would fuck colts, doesn't say anything about who they spend their time with otherwise. They're highly intelligent creatures, and all highly intelligent creatures we know have sex for pleasure.

>>27089702
>>27089690

See
>>27089681

>>27089674
I would but I haven't saved any and ponibooru is slow as fuck.

>>27089670
None. Most gay couple (M/M or F/F) don't emulate the heterosexual dynamic of relation. You can have two person acting equally dominant and submissive in a relationship.
Of course, something similar to uke/seme may exist in some couples, but it definitively is not always the case.

>>27089649
>>27089608
You guys are thinking of Yaoi

it's Neko/Tachi in yuri

>>27089690
So you're implying ponychan is better as far as I can tell. Then why are you here though?

>>27087885
God damn it, why does no one use the MLP wiki names? They work so well.

Pinkie Pie
Inkie Pie
Blinkie Pie
Clyde Pie
Sue Pie

>>27089749

>Yaoi
>Neko/Tachi
>yuri

The fuck you just called me?!

>>27089654
still, the colorful ponies from the show aren't real ponies

Well it looks like someone actually made the "Everyone's getting raped (because of Rarity)!" story so I would be lax in my duties not to illustrate the best part of it

This makes me want to watch the Rocko's Modern Life episode where Rocko, Heffer, & Filbert all go fishing then crazy shit starts happening.

>>27089739
Okay, in slightly less sarcastic phrasing.

How would you envision the dynamics of this relationship given what vanishingly little we've seen of the characters?

>>27089772
Nicely done, Weaver. Any plans to do another part?

>>27089752
No, I'm just mocking the attempts to claim that this place is somehow better when you're talking about fucking horse penises.

>>27089752
That's what I'd like to know. I mean, clearly he opened this thread, even though in the OP's pic, the Derpy on the right has a head shaped like an uncircumsized glans.

>>27088285
that reminds me... i had this project... but i never finished it :(

>>27089802
This place is definitely better. We talk about anything we want to talk about. Ponychan? Not so much.

>>27089802
Oh well, I think RS meant it in general. Yes, the horsedick discussion is not really awesome.

>>27089802
- you're talking about horse penises
- hence you can't make fun of people who seek out fictional relationships as pony depictions of themselves

>>27089791
>Nicely done, Weaver. Any plans to do another part?
...what part exactly?

>>27089838
Worse, it's a meta discussion of horse penises. He's contributed nothing new to our understanding of horse penises.

>>27089844
Well, uh, that'd be up to you. Also nice Rarity with one-track mind.

>>27089844
At least you make it humorous...

>>27089707

>They really are worse.
>Not that we're bad.

For somebody that posts in these threads from the early morning, to late into the evening, every day, I'm sure you honestly believe that 100%. I'd feel bad for you, but I gave up feeling bad for anybody on 4chan a very long time ago.

>>27089772

>Everyone's getting raped (because of Rarity)!

But that is not even what Rarity would do. Have you watch the show? None of the ponies want to hurt each other, they are friends. It's even in the title of the show, friendship is Magic. Rarity would faint at the thought of rape.

>>27089875
Ah, but you're in here with me, anon. And you wouldn't be if you didn't like it too.

>>27089882
he's talking about the fic where Rarity wants everyone raped

>>27089667
/co/ hey /co/, if we had a time-machine to screw-up the continuity and 4chan and commercial internet would have been invented 30 years ago would this proto-/co/ also had discussions whether G1 ponies were homos or not when the original MLP would've been aired for the first time?

>>27089892

But why? Shit aint't making sense.

>>27089907
>fanfics
>making sense

pick one

what's going on in here?

>>27089882
what about the pranks? RD and PP are bad ponies

>>27089899
I'd say yes

did you see the commercial where a girl plays with sea ponies that kiss each other?

>>27089899
Nah, /co/ wouldn't have been interested in G1. I mean, you don't see us obsessing over stupid shows for kids, do you? There are no Pound Puppies threads or Strawberry Shortcake threads.

>>27089930
People aren't discussing shipping.

>>27089899
I don't think any 4channer would discuss G1. The show is boring as fuck.

>>27089907
most anything that people believe outside the context of the show doesn't make sense either.

>>27089907
magic? curses? poison joak?

>>27089935
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlOSieb8Uc

>>27089952
You want it? It's yours, my friend. All for a few Bits.

>>27089933

But they were not hurting anybody. Did you watch the episode? Their pranks were harmless and made ponies they've pranked laugh just as much as themselves.

>>27089826
>Cracked
>Comic sans
All my hate.

>>27089969
>But they were not hurting anybody.

not physically...

>>27089779
First, let me say I love the way you phrased the question in that post. It gets straight to the point, and doesn't imply there's only one possible dynamic.

Also, shit I know. I'd see them as having a kind of equal-equal dynamic, but that may be because these are the kind of relations I prefer to have.

>>27089933
They were just funny pranks that made everybody laugh. Beside, they did not prank Fluttershy because they knew she wouldn't take it well.

>>27089963
The rape story? Already doing it. Secondary characters though.

>>27090005
I'm not talking "who's in charge in the bedroom" so much as how they'd relate to each other in various situations.

For example, the whole music business. Does it get in the way? Do they enjoy the same stuff?

>>27090005
"BUT WHO IS THE MANS WITH DE COCK IN BED?" Because that's the most important thing to ask about any relationship, y'know, "who's penetrating who."

>>27090041
There are no men in a lesbian relationship.

>>27090034
Raging, you should write a disturbing Dinky molestation / rape story too. Down out the last one.

>>27089882
>But that is not even what Rarity would do. Have you watch the show? None of the ponies want to hurt each other, they are friends. It's even in the title of the show, friendship is Magic. Rarity would faint at the thought of rape.
Rarity goes crazy and convinces herself that by getting the girls raped she will be teaching them all about the magic of friendship.

In her mind she is, in fact, helping them. When she directs a horny Big Mac to Fluttershy instead of having him for herself, all she can think about is how generous and selfless her sacrifice is.

>>27090060
I already killed Derpy and Dinky off in "Dinky Doesn't Go To Heaven."

But yeah, there will be a Derpy story. Dinky will be there.

>>27089887

>Ah, but you're in here with me, anon. And you wouldn't be if you didn't like it too.

True, I am in here, and I also like it. However, I am not so delusional as to claim MLP /co/ threads are good in comparison to Ponychan when the latter receives unbelievable amounts of traffic, posts, media, and attention from Hasbro compared to us. I am also not in here nearly every waking hour of the day like you are. If I was, I likely would share your bias viewpoint.

>>27090040
most important: Would her mother approve?

>>27090081
I think in my version of the story, Rarity will find some old love spell in one of Twilight's books. And she decides she's going to start a matchmaking/dating service. Only the spell is cursed and everything goes horribly wrong.

>>27090111
>I am also not in here nearly every waking hour of the day like you are.

How would you know I'm here if you're not here too?

>Ponychan... receives unbelievable amounts of traffic, posts, media, and attention from Hasbro

LOL

>>27090111
>the latter receives unbelievable amounts of traffic, posts, media, and attention from Hasbro compared to us.
and that's good because...?

>>27090060
>Molesting Dinky
No, come on now... Just... Why?...
That's not right....

>>27090167
It gets worse.

>>27090167
It's not that much worse than the one where Big Mac utterly breaks Fluttershy psychologically and emotionally and leaves her crying on the floor of Rarity's boutique.

>>27090115
Depends. Does Scratch make decent money?

>>27090167
how about some Molester Dinky?

How many ponies are there in equestriaNO TIME FOR AN ANSWER!

>>27090231
potato

>>27090200
she performs for important people like Hoity Toity

but still, she doesn't make enough

>>27090231
three

Faceless and Raging should fapfic duel to prove which is the best whyboner writer of these threads. Just saying.

>>27090264
Do they make some really crazy scratch-mix-classical-dance tracks?

>>27090269
I would win that battle.

>>27090269
That's like saying MS and Applejuice should have a contest to see who draws better 34.

>>27090269
I've got my money on Faceless...

And only a few weeks ago I hated the guy...

>>27090269
>whyboner writer
AND A DARK HORSE CHALLENGER EMERGES.

Guess who this actually was writing this. Guess. Just fucking guess.

>>27090231
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