>>27072601

And strangely ravishing!
how the hell did this "rarity taking over the world via rape" thing start

>Making a vector from that shitty book/Hub game
I guess it's nice someone put in the time and effort, but...

>>27072601
Did someone say DASHING?

>>27072682
Magic.

friendship

>>27072682
The Weaver.

Positively Pinkerific!

>>27072709
Insatiable need for rape. Same as that Dinky rapefic.

>>27072726
no, it wasn't him

Let's see if we can go for a single thread without any faggotry whatsoever.

Onetwothreego:

What's an episode you liked a lot at first, but you liked it less and less upon repeat viewings?

I like Applejack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NueAtF47r68

Now the UK is getting the magic of friendship on July 4th.

>>27072745
Look Before You Sleep. The first two or three times were fine but then it just got DUMB watching Rarity and AJ bicker and whine for the whole episode.

>>27072745
Owl's Well That Ends Well.

Spike being the focus was exciting and Pinkie's mispronunciations were cute (I will never stop saying kweesh) but I can barely stand to sit through it anymore.

>>27072682
>how the hell did this "rarity taking over the world via rape" thing start
Someone posted that pic of Pinkie Pie making Twilight Sparkle suck all the dicks, then some people commented on the appeal of the girls setting each other up to be raped, and then someone suggested Rarity would mastermind it, showing all her friends the "fabulosity of fucking" by getting them all raped.

Which eventually produced this story.
http://pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv

>>27072745
In before FPK.

I've seen Bridle Gossip so many times that I wouldn't care if I didn't watch it again for the next five years. Seriously, every synchtube has a raging hard-on for that episode.

>>27072745
Which CMC would you like to rape the most? I can't decide. Sweetie Belle is the marshmallowiest. But Scootaloo cries the hardest.

>>27072745

>No faggotry

Pretty wishful thinking there, but we can only hope. I thought Dragonshy was the shit when I first saw it, but the more I watched it, it just got stale. It felt kinda plodding, not sure why.

>yfw this

>>27072804
Damn that script is fast.

>>27072762
>mfw they give Applejack a cockney accent

Quick question (spoilered for having nothing to do with ponies)

Should I put an actual name to my initials, or should I just stick with A.J.?

show for autistic manchildren

>>27072744
Well, it appears to be a joint effort between multiple members on /co/.

Teamwork amiright?

>>27072823
Does it really matter?

>>27072801
Sweetie Belle.

See: "A cat is fine too."

>>27072799
>implying synchtube channels actually play episodes

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>mfw I enjoyed the show, until I saw this shitty community
>none of these threads even discuss the show
>anyone that criticizes the show is countered with mere U MAD U SO MAD image macros
>the roleplaying. what are you, 13?
>the fanfiction. OH MY GOD WHY

>>27072823
Nah, I've always known you as AJ. Wouldn't be right to just up and change your name.

>>27072823
Stick to A.J. because it'd be confusing otherwise and using your real name for name/tripfagging is dumb.

I detect a massive amount of faggotry coming from these pony faggots.

>>27072745
Winter Wrap Up.

what a shit-tastic episode

>>27072852
Dude, if you're so oldfag you should have known that this is what would happen.

>>27072852
There hasn't been a new episode in over a month. What did you expect?

>>27072828
I thought it was a show for little girls

>>27072818
And here I thought you just forgot your name

>>27072816
that's weird

>>27072734

>>27072846
They do. There's usually a video or two inbetween episodes.

>>27072852
>Letting a fandom ruin a show for you
Feels hipster man

>>27072745
Dog and Pony show.

What an awful fucking episode.

>>27072852
Join me. I'm on a quest to make /co/ talk about the actual fucking show if it kills me.

Also since this is the new general:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA

>>27072745

Fall Weather friends.

My first episode and favorite for a while, cause it was fun to see AJ and RD fight, but I watched it more and more and it just got unfunny and boring.

>>27072601
Heh, when in Rome

>>27072902
Weak willed lot of folks who browse these threads ya know.

All those people who can't decide their favorite pony and stick with the ones they originally hate either.

>>27072828
What is "Justice League Unlimited".

>>27072944
Hey.

Fuck you, asshole. Don't talk shit about JLU.

>>27072828
What is "Young Justice."

>>27072828
What is Braceface

>>27072956
> JLU
> in a pony thread

Unless it's loli Wonderwoman as a filly that shit ain't welcome.

>>27072828
What is Adventure Time

>>27072881
use this next time

>>27072944
I think it's some children's show with men in tights meant to be watched by homosexual children.

>>27072828
What is My Little Pony.

>still no one talking about the show

>>27072902
>Letting a fandom ruin a show for you
Personally, I still enjoy the show just as much as I did at the start. The only difference is, there's not much motivation to contribute to the community anymore. Nobody seems to pay attention to drawings (unless they're porn).

>>27072823
A.J. suits you nice

>>27072995
Being gay and watching JLU are coincidental.

Not to say it isn't hand in glove.

>>27073005
Oh okay then.

>>27072995
Let's not say anything we can't take back.

>>27073004
The show sucks, i rewatched a couple episodes yesterday and it seemed like such childish tripe i couldn't stand it.

The threads are fun though.

>>27073004
You expect us to have something to talk about when season 2 hasn't started yet?

>>27072745
Fall weather friends I think.

>>27073004
GIVE US A TOPIC THEN, YOU IDIOT

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW BUT I'M OUT OF IDEAS

>>27073004
What a story Mark.

Ugh, fuck you guys. I can't fucking believe hat the thread had more discussion about the charactrs when it was being spammed with a rapefic.

>>27073032
He won't because as Angry Anon has told us RagingSemi is an arrogant dick asshole douche who has the temerity to drive readership.

>>27073014

Hey Caluriri!

>>27073035
>a shitstorm over something completely unrelated
This is fun to you? (JLU, seriously, everyone knows JLU is shit)

>>27073005
That's basically the same argument that anti-pony fags on /co/ have against MLP threads.

>oh boo hoo hoo. Nobody pays any attention to our marvel threads and our dc threads and our gotta fart threads and our webcomic threads and our johnny test threads because everybody likes ponies more. Oh boo hoo hoo. Please rape my face.

>>27073047
> Does Applejack use the word "nigger" or "stripeback" to describe Zecora when no one's around?

>>27073005
post your shit motherfucker
>>27072902
I love how bad this stuff is, when I go watch the show in it's purity I forget all about this crap. Coming to these threads make me appreciate the show more

>>27072852
I know how you feel bro, most of these threads are a gigantic fanfiction/shipping circlejerk. Truth is, we're in between seasons and most of the people that actually contribute stuff that wasn't aforementioned (besides drawfags i guess) are nowhere to be found in /co/. Go somewhere else and talk about ponies if you want to, this just isn't the place for people of your intellect.

>>27073072
Honestly, Rarity seems like the racist of the bunch.

guys guys
this is important

what do the wonderbolt locker rooms smell like

>>27073044
Then WHY would you make a general thread you fucking dunkass.

dubz chooses which horrible fetish I draw ponies enjoying

>>27073047
>wants to talk about the show
>has no ideas

Christ, you're retarded. Go back to Ponychan.

>>27073083
ozone

>>27073083
Uh
Sweat and feathers?

>>27072762
hey wow the footage usage for this isn't half bad, better than the americ-
>PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY
oh

>>27072976
>>27072995
Hatin on JLU

Leave /co/ and never return

>>27073083

>>27073097
no condoms

>>27073094
Because we can't just make a My Little Pony thread about one thing in particular about the show we want to talk about?

The only MLP threads allowed are the General Threads.

>>27073097
Rimming.

>>27073097
pregnancy?

>>27073072
I'm going with "zegro"

>>27073097
consensual sex just for the mere purpose of procreation on missionay possition

>>27073097
impregnation

>>27073094
fanworks. Why do you open pony threads if you don't like them?

>>27072792
Why did you want to write this so much.

It's honestly a little unsettling.

>>27073129
Ooh, this please

>>27073065
Hi A.J.

>>27073144
sweet, my first dubz success. Please make it non-futa

>>27073144
Yesssssss

>>27073072
>Stripeback

Neat term.

>>27073144
nice

>>27073117
>liking JLU
>in 2011

>>27073144
MAH NIGGA.

>>27073083
sexy

>dumpass ponyfags switch from unrelated rambling to deciding what fetish to bastardize ponies more with.
WHY won't you just discuss the show /co/ ;-;

>>27073094
Don't ask me, I don't make them.

>>27073159
>non-futa

>>27073083
horsesemen.jpg

rape fics, rape fics everywhere

>>27073162
Thanks. No, I don't think she's racist, just wanted to spark discussion.

>>27073126
>>27073129
>>27073134
>>27073144

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON FCHAN

>>27073180
>liking JLU in 2011
>in 2011

And?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA

So
ODB = Pinkie Pie
Raekwon = AJ
Method Man = Fluttershy

But what about the others?

I say:
RZA - Princess Celestia
GZA - Twilight
U-God - Rarity
Inspectah Deck - Spike
Ghostface Killah - Rainbow Dash
Masta Killa - Applebloom

>>27073193
okay here goes

man, mlp sure is 22 minutes long

>>27073206
I think it needs to be balanced out with some art.

>>27073215
Well he did say horrible fetish. What were u expecting?

So assuming the CMC actually will discover their talents, and that they don't do so all at once, who gets a cutie mark first? Last?

Okay, let's have a topic.

Are we ever going to see Scootaloo actually fly? Or for that matter, are we ever going to see Sweetie Belle start learning magic?

>>27073206
> You are now aware Cheerilee fucked the CMC and Dinky in order of how sexy she found them
> roughly
> with paddle boards and a strapon
> and ribbed / nubbed dildos just because they hurt more

stop spamming /vp/ you ponyfuckers

>>27073236
Rape art?

you can buy this online now

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=HLP29657

they are the best pony toys to get

>>27073206
Hoppip will you add the choice of adding a penis to your plushes? I think it would increase your sales greatly.

>>27073193
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>>27073241
Scoots probably won't fly until the last season.

Sweetie will magic much sooner I'm sure.

>>27073241
Topic over.

>>27073238
Scootaloo will probably get it first, since she's impatient like RD.

>>27073213
S'cool. Not a big deal. Stripeback sounds like it would fit. Wonder what other derogatory terms would potentially exist there....

>>27073144

But that's just sex.

TOO BORING.

>>27073241
Yeah, I think so. It'll have something to do with her cutie mark. I half-suspect hers will come dead last.

>>27073259
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>>27073255
>buying MLP toys

>>27073193
what do you want to discuss?

>>27073238

Sweetie Belle first because it'd be adorable. Scootaloo second because then we get to see her jealous as hell over Sweeie Belle getting a cutie mark. Applebloom last to keep with tradition in the apple family.

>>27073238
Well, the Apples are doomed to being the last to get their cutie marks, so I'd say Applebloom gets hers last. Scootaloo would try to be like Dash and get hers first, probably on accident. Sweetie Belle already has hers, but is too slow to see it because her cutie mark is too fast.

>>27073259
Christ Almighty SHUT UP WE CAN HEAR YOU

>>27073255

Hot damn, that's the closest to on-model I've ever seen the official merchandise be.

>>27073193
Because there's a constant downward pressure towards the worst kinds of discussion, and nothing to oppose it (aside from all the moaning which achieves little).

>>27073224
I can't say I know the Wu-Tang well enough to attack cast members to them, but RZA as Celestia I can clearly see & approve of.

>>27073255
>shipping: $22
fuck that

>>27073255
>mfw Dash can mount all of the other girls

>>27073238
Sweetie Belle first. Applebloom second.

Scootaloo never.

>>27073241
she will pioneer wing propulsion, never flying, but achieving land speed records daily by using modified vehicles.

she'll probably use it while running too, sprinting on the ground at mach speed

>>27073224
I'm not usually a fan of hip hop but I've got this video on repeat in the background and I don't know why.

>Pinkie: Do you wanna get your teeth knocked the fuck out?

>>27073301

I think cutie marks are patterns in the coat, not in the skin itself. If the cutie mark was a marking on the skin, then we wouldn't be able to see it at all unless it was shaven.

>>27073284
Boring? BORING?

Have you ever seen the look in a woman's eyes as they widen when you're hilt deep in her tight wetness as she exclaims, "Pull out! I'm not on the Pill!"

And the rush you feel as you keep fucking with your cock twitching with an oncoming spurt as you chuckle, "No."

>>27073230

>8 minutes of guaranteed advertising.

If only those 8 minutes were redirected. Suddenly, every episode is a comfy 8 minutes longer!

>>27073293
>Not buying pony toys

>>27073316
See guys? Shipping is stupid, so knock it off.

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>>27073334
It's fucking magic.

>>27073324
WHY

>>27073334
But what if a pony loses their hair?

>>27073344

>>27073338
ew yuck

>>27073298

these are also on the site but you are faggot if you buy

>>27073338

>"PULL OUT! I'M NOT ON THE PILL"

-facepalm- why did I laugh?

>>27073297
This seems right. If Scoots and Belle have theirs, Applebloom will start panicking. More than likely, she'll end up getting desperate and trying tons of stuff, eventually discovering her talent on accident by doing some action completely unrelated to her trying to get the mark.

Unless, of course, the CMC does something that earns all three marks at the same time.

>>27073311

>there's a constant downward pressure towards the worst kinds of discussion

Actually, it's usually the exact same people that start it and continue to keep it going. The problem is, they are always in the threads, every single day.

>>27073357

>a pony losing all their precious lovely hair, and their cutie mark too.

the horror!

>>27073364
> actual raw sex with a dominant man
> ew yuck

What are you, a faggot?

>>27073366
No u r

>>27073363
averagebrony.jpg
You should all kill yourselves.

>>27073367
Because hot sluts don't deserve contraceptive choice, and those that have it should have it taken away.

That's why you laughed. You know it in your heart.

>>27073367
>look down
>whisper 'no'

>>27073380
Yes. Of course, I thought we all were.

>>27073373
Nevermind that they will never get their cutie marks because fuck you hasbro, I would assume Sweetie belle would get hers first and then they'll have the required episode of applebloom and scootabloo being upset about it/sweetie belle trying to hide it, but in the end they're still friends.

draw request time
any one

>>27073423
Caramel + Twilight

>>27073392
"Estas loco" means "Are you crazy?"

>>27073423
time traveling dentist colgate

>>27073423
Lyra at work. Whatever that is.

McD's?

>>27073429
I can't think of anything so I'll second this.

>>27073259
This is currently a trending topic over at Knowyourmeme.com

I'm not sure what that says about us or them but it's not good things, that's for sure

>>27073392
No quiero que.

>>27073423
Zecora doing something contemplative or interesting

or just duking it out with Rafiki from the lion king

>>27073423
male pinkie on female dash

>>27073338
>she exclaims, "Pull out!"
>you chuckle, "No."

lol enjoy your rape charges :T

>>27073423

Draw a pony

>>27073430
Peggy Hill is bad at Spanish. That's part of the joke.

>>27073430
That's the joke.

>>27073423
Sweetie Belle trying to make clothes like her big sister but instead she burns down the boutique

>>27073410
... Okay, I laughed. Hard.

Goddamn it this makes me feel really bad about having a breeding kink.

>>27073439
she is a music teacher

>>27073377
Well yeah. Point is, they aren't going anywhere. Whereas the normal people just give up and go do something else.

>>27073447
If this is the same guy I'll try to do that tonight. First gonna eat something and work on refining that Gilda plot from yesterday.

>>27073448
It's this thing. It's called a fantasy.

You should have one some time.

>>27073295
These two

>>27073474
If you don't like it, I can grab it again.

>>27073471
Ahh ha ha ha no. She has to make the bills paid some way. Second job what what.

She works at Mc. Fucking. D's.

>>27073458
2nd

>>27073430
That's the joke. Her Spanish is awful. Duh.

>>27073331
>I'm not usually a fan of hip hop but I've got this video on repeat in the background and I don't know why.
Because it's not only synched perfectly but also the scenes are very fitting and Pinkie is perfect to go as Ol' Dirty Bastard and oh yeah... Wu-Tang is the shiznit.

and scootaloo is like totally naked
schlicking at her computer
and honestly
if i interupt her, she wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh scoot..."
she'll turn around, fingers in vag and genuinely ask "hey dash, howd ur flight go?"

>>27073447

>male pinkie on female dash

Oh hi Candybag, this still hasn't been drawn yet, huh? You want me to hop in FlockDraw and do it myself? Probably will look like shit, but I can try.

Bored. Post ending in doubles chooses what animal I have to draw devouring a pony.

>>27073503
but working at mcdonalds is this pony's job

she invented apple dippers

/co/ invented that story you know

>>27073498
you better be quick. deletin' now

>>27073497
Lyra & Bon Bon general

>>27073528
Pony.

>>27073415
It's a toss up between Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo getting their Cutie Marks first. Applebloom is guaranteed to be last; I wonder if they may just try to work out a plot utilizing your concept. I could see that being rather entertaining.

Then again, maybe not. When Twist got her mark, she pretty much disappeared from all future episodes. It's like Applebloom just gave her the friendship finger and decided to start going on Cutie Mark adventures with her blank flank friends.

>>27073546
YESSSS.

>>27073528
Pony.

>>27073528
Nothing

>>27073513

and spike is like totally naked
jacking off at his ladder
and honestly
if i interupt him, he wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh spike..."
he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey twilight, howd ur studies go?"

>>27073528
Zebra.

>>27073546
The world needs more shipfics of these two

>>27073528
Ponies.

>>27073528
>vore
no

>>27073546

>just imagined Lyra being really good at dancing from spending most of her time on only two legs
>Bon-Bon has trouble keeping up

HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>27073528
Aligator

>Positively dashing!

... I was dashing, once...

See? It's actually not that hard to get some show discussion going. Instead of bitching that we're not talking about the show, try to start some discussion yourself.

>>27073528
You.

>>27073528
giraffe

>>27073528

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

So, how did Lyra and Bon Bon start dating?

>>27073568

and big mac is like totally naked
jacking off at his barn
and honestly
if i interupt him, he wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh big mac..."
he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey aj, howd ur apple bucking go?"

>>27073584
... ARE YOU ME?

>>27073606

>>27073531
>apple dippers

>applejackbedroomeyes.jpg

>>27073611
We have a winner

>>27073614
They live next door to each other.

>>27073546

>>27073611
wow, I successfully got dubs twice

>>27073546
>Bonbon with Lyre earrings
>Lyra with bonbon choker
me gusta

>>27073423
This but with pinkie pie

and anon is like totally naked
jacking off at his computer
and honestly
if i interupt him, he wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh anon..."
he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey lauren, howd ur cartoon go?"

>>27073618

We should do this!

>>27073546

Weren't they separated during the gala though?

I can never follow those two.

>>27073590
And now you're a midcarder on the b-show jobbing to sin cara

>>27073633

No way! Lyra is from Canterlot

>>27073656

Are you two wizards?

and Rarity is like totally naked
schlicking at her sewing machine
and honestly
if i interupt her, she wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh rarity..."
she'll turn around, fingers in vag and genuinely ask "hey sweetie belle, howd ur day go?"

>>27073614
They met in a bike shop. Bon-Bon was trying to get Tootsie's bike fixed and Lyra was there getting a flat changed on her fixie.

A few chats at the coffee shop later and they both realized this was going places.

The sound of chains rolling over the spokes of her bike and the smell of coffee passing on her way to work every morning makes Lyra's lyre-satchel all the lighter.

>rape
sure is /b/ in these threads lately

>>27073704
I thought Tootsie Flute came after that

>>27073713
(USER WAS RAPED FOR THIS POST)

>>27073713

>mfw we haven't talked about rape for the last half of the thread and you're just trying to start shit

>>27073713
/b/ invented rape and no one else can enjoy it for any reason

>>27073733
I forget the fanon but I've always pictured Bon-Bon as either a widower or simply a single mother before meeting Lyra.

>>27073704
>The sound of chains rolling over the spokes of her bike and the smell of coffee passing on her way to work every morning makes Lyra's lyre-satchel all the lighter.
I read "Lighter" as "Tighter" and thought you were talking about her vagina for a few minutes there
Because as we all know they are horrible deviants in the bedroom

>>27073733

>Momma Bon-Bon
>Momma Lyra

Two of the most adorable things I have ever read from anything involving Lyra x Bon-Bon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSjpQjfi6c

>>27073328
I noticed Fluttershy flaps when she runs, I thought it cool

>>27073761
That's OPPP

OK guys, what fight are you most excited to see in the new MLP fighting game when it comes out?
Pic very related.

>>27073817
There can't be two?

I've been fiddling with Bonbon and Lyra bonding over their common troubles being a single mother and/or dating women with a kid.

>>27073832
Rarity vs Applejack.

Time to settle it once and for all

>>27073713
I must say that when it comes to pony threads lately /co/ is def. more devoted to pony porn than /b/. brony threads are just one giant tripfag meeting though

Which pony do you think will lose their virginity first?

>>27073733

Well she is a lesbian butt baby after all

>>27073852
there's an OPPP fic about that
it's not that good though
it was based on this

>>27073852

That'd make three single moms.

>Bon-Bon
>Derpy Hooves
>OPPP (Romana?)

>>27073802

>>27073832
>ponies
>fighting

How does this work? Why can't we have a platforming game?

>>27073875
Fluttershy already did

>>27073875
Stop sexualizing ponies, faggot.

>>27073875
fluttershy

>>27073889
not exactly

>>27073906
Because it's harder to take an existing engine and jam pony graphics into those.

>>27073875
Honestly? Twilight.

That's to say Applejack, Pinkie, and Rarity already lost theirs some time ago.

Dash hasn't found a special lady in her life and Gilda never seemed like 'the one.'

Fluttershy's kind of ... well, she's kind of a nervous nelly around people in general.

I figure Twilight would try to do it 'for science' after a few too many hard ciders at Applejack's barn. More or less pleasant for a first go-around but hard to trump up in a letter to Celestia.

>>27073454
>>27073455
>>27073507

and Twilight wouldn't see that. Double joke!

>>27073906
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

>>27073900
Hmm! Those three as a circle of friends might be interesting to write.

>>27073875
Fluttershy. No trolling I swear

>>27073766
Clearly

>>27073614
When Lyra came from Canterlot to earn a living as a street musician in Ponyville, she was of course too poor so she scanned the paper for ponies seeking a roommate. She answered an ad that BonBon had put out and the two moved in together into a tiny apartment. They instantly hit it off and became best friends. One night they were hanging out in the living room licking salt and telling stories about old boyfriends, when BonBon got a little too tipsy and started to get emotional about how lonely she felt, having not felt the touch of a stallion since pony college. So on a whim Lyra gave her a hug, which somehow segued into a kiss. Their bodies warm from the buzz of the intoxication, each pony silently consented to their primal feelings and they made lesbian love right there on the floor. An Ace of Bass cd was playing in the background. In their lustful drunkenness, the two ladies were a little irresponsible - their rainbows touched, and BonBon became lesbian pregnant. This is how Tootsie Flute was formed. Lyra decided that she would step up and be a good lesbian dad, and the three have been a happy family ever since. A whirlwind romance that never died out.

>>27073875
Applejack by her brother

>>27073914
>>27073910
You mother fuckers.

>>27073912
I'm not, you need to get laid.

>>27073967

...when did I start accidentally giving you ideas?

>>27071434
Dinky's a Unicorn. Why didn't anybody else point this out?

>>27073766
Deviants both of them

>>27073967
Dinky, Cherry and Tootsie

the anti-CMC
They don't want the CMC to get their cutie marks.

They're the reason why they always fail

>>27073995
Just because AppleJack is a little country, it does not mean she is fucking her brother.

>>27074021
Didn't you know? Systemic molestation as a filly makes you change phenotype.

>>27074047
but the undertones are all there Kammy~

Just like you say that the undertones show that spike is twilight's sex slave

>>27073802
i laughed
a lot
i think it's the eurobeat

has anyone noticed ponies read from Right to Left?

requesting octavia teaching (or attempting to teach) dinky the joy of expression through music.

5-minute quickfic! Guaranteed to be posted within 5 minutes from.... 2nd reply.

Everyone!
We're better than terrorists!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSjpQjfi6c

>>27074131
Dinky eating pie.

>>27074131
Evil Derpy

>>27074031
>Dinky, Cherry and Tootsie anti-CMC
I'd love to see that

>>27073969
What makes you say that.

>>27074081
No. Not at all. And Spike IS twilight's sex slave.

>>27074170
HARDEST BONER OF MY LIFE WHYYYYY

>>27073423
so uh
did you run off?

>>27074148
shit yes man we finally made it

>>27073899
I thought I did a half decent job with that, granted it definitely is the worst of the 5 fics i've written.

>>27073992
> their rainbows touched
>mfw


Although I think that Bon Bon would prefer if Lyra was the pregnant one

>>27074114
You cannot play the cello with hooves, goddamnit!

>>27074148
Ok
Wait
Get this
Brony Terrorists.

>>27074206
I don't know
I just think it was kinda cheesy

>>27074170
I can only see this ever happening if Pinkie knew she was intentionally trolling some douchebag. Otherwise, it's too out of character.

>>27074222
get creative with how the knuckle folds and where you position the anterior of the hoof and you can do all KINDS of crazy shit

but yeah cello playing is pushing it

>>27074189
Yes they are. It's just as apparent as spike being a sex slave.

See how ridiculous this argument is. And at the same time you are sexualizing ponies

>>27074227
CELESTIA BE PRAISED.
THE INFIDELS WILL BURN.

>>27074227
dear god help us all

>>27073832
Nope.avi

Not during my watch.

>>27074222
Are we supposed to believe that this is some kind of magic cello?

>>27074251
We should take a vote. Is Spike Twilight's sex slave?

>>27074091
Let me assure you it is.

>>27074241
You know pinky would all be for trolling people with her body

>>27074222
they're not hooves

they're marshmallows

>>27074171

Derpy Hooves sang in lilting tones, each note a caress and a bludgeon. The five ponies in front of her were spellbound, literally.

As the last note passed from her lips, she muttered arcane phrases beneath her breath. The cyan unicorn colt sank to the ground, lifeless. His horn sank from sight, a rotting hole taking its place.

A bloody horn emerged from Derpy's forehead. She felt glee in the tearing sensation. She grinned. When she had found that book bound in pony hide, she knew something good would come of it.

Darkness flowed from her new horn....

Nope.

>>27074280
Octavia appears to be an Earth Pony. Earth Ponies should not be able to play musical instruments without magic.

>>27074289
is....is that what it was?
twilight said it was for her.."dragon studies"
oh celestia, what am i!?

>>27074232
Well, I felt cheesy fit, maybe not intentionally, but still. I mean I definitely admit there were parts I thought of, that could probably make it less cheesy I suppose, but I kinda wrote the thing in one swoop, since that was my style back then.

I'm not sure how un-cheesy I could have made it though, since it was a simple shipping story, about a family becoming whole, and I'm no where near a good enough writer to make something truly fantastic with that.

>>27074328
And yet she is. Just like how scientists believed for years that it was physically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, Octavia plays a Cello anyway.

>>27074091
Happy Hardcore, actually. 180 BPM is way too fast for Eurobeat.

/r/ing pic of the wall of background ponies

>>27074348
Because no one told her she couldn't?

>>27074289
nope

>>27074289
Nah, makes no sense.

>>27074293
If she knew she could prank some desperate colts by... what, putting clothes ON; yeah, I could see her doing this to lure morons into epic Rube Goldberg type traps.

>>27074348
>physically impossible for a bumblebee to fly
Nope. They never thought that. They just knew the current understanding of vortices didn't adequately explain bees that could very easily be observed as FLYING with the evidence of OH LOOK THE BEES ARE FLYING.

>>27074328

The magic of Friendship

>>27074349
Did someone say happy hardcore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maSCDZPGMCU

>>27074382
...That's just a more complicated version of what I said...

more colors

>>27074352
obviously this needs to be updated. Cheerilee is now a recurring character.

>>27074410
Well that is just too cute.

>>27074382
Twilight=Scientists
Pinkie Pie=Bees

>>27074405
No. You very clearly sounded like a retard spouting an urban myth about science.

>>27074405
Ehhhh, kinda. But also not really completely different.
When you are talking about such things wording is incredibly important.

For love love of god someone draw LilPip lying on the ground shot through the leg and bullet grazed her flank

>>27074365
Earth Pony musicians are rare, as they lack the dexterity of a Unicorn musicians. That's probably why Octavia was at the gala. She excels despite her limitations, and is probably well known among classical music buffs.

Anymore Lyra, Bon-Bon and Dinky?

>>27074418

Thank you. In return I shall do a quick fic of your choice.

>>27074473
Dinky isn't their daughter you silly, that's Tootsie Flute

>>27074473

>Dinky

but why?

>>27074435
>>27074466
>>27074447
FUCKIN' BEES! HOW DO THEY WORK?!

>>27074483
gay horse sex

>>27074472
>Earth Pony musicians are rare
Says you

>>27074365
>Joel Olsteen
I'm guilty too, I guess

>>27074418

So THAT'S what OPPP stands for.

>>27074520

Once upon a time, there were two male horses. They had sex. The end.

>>27074501
These comics are great

>>27074483
No prob. How about Caramel being pedo around the CMC? If you can't do that, I can think of something else.

>>27074557
fappin

>>27074528
The piano? Really? The Tuba makes a little more sense, and I can see the harp, but the piano? Fuck this cartoon.

>>27074528
what I want to know is how they got the sousaphone around Sousan, Unless its a growth or they make a new one for her each time

>>27074557
see
>>27074570

>>27074199
what ? im still here just doing the request i choose

I'm up from my nap. I'm not high anymore and I'm grumpy. Time for ponies.

>>27074576
...You don't even watch the show, then? Because pianistpony had a good twenty seconds of airtime.

>>27074576

It looks like the keys on that piano are a lot bigger than keys on a regular piano, so they might be able to work it with their hooves.

>>27074566
I find them adorable

>>27074576
>The Tuba makes a little more sense
The tuba makes the LEAST sense out of all of those. It wraps around her body, for crying out loud.

>>27074576
hooves have edges it really shouldn't be that hard

>>27074610
No, I do. I just didnt' notice him when I watched it.

>>27074621
Then it should be longer than a normal piano too.

So do we have fanon names for the remaining Shadowbolts? I know about Nightshade, but what about the other two?

>>27073872
those are the underage crowd, not the, "disregard women, get superiority" crowd

>>27074589
It's on a stand and she squeezes into the middle
Can't take it off without help though

>>27074626
Yeah, so she doesn't have to hold it. They make tubas that wrap around you. it's called a sousaphone.

>>27074653
Pinkie went right up under his ass and bounced him around for a good three seconds. It's literally impossible to miss if you're paying any attention at all.

Stop pretending you watch the show, and go back to ponychan.

>>27074674

Hallow
Smoulder

>>27074678
Needs to be a picture.

better topic----

Whats the worst thing that could happen in season 2?

>inb4 no season 3

The biggest thing I'm worried about them going full retard with Luna's character.
this keeps me up at night

>>27074696
but in real life they don't wrap that tightly around your body. They rest on your shoulders IRL. I know, I've played one.

>>27074674
>Nightshade
That's so G1

>>27074711
I really can't think of anything bad.

>>27074711
bad writing

Sweetie Belle you retarded piece of shit
those aren't your parents anymore

>>27074711
NOT include Gummy.

>>27074674
JohnJoseco did a pic but fucking
>updating index

>>27074711
Fan pandering will be this shows undoing. They are going to go too far with derpy and other shit trying to please their new demographic and the show is going to lose it's charm.

>>27074711

Trixie returns
and instead of being a gigantic braggart she tries redeeming herself.
actually....trixie returning at all. Despite not liking her that much, the fact that GILDA has a prior history with Rainbow Dash makes her far more interesting as a character than Trixie does.

>>27074711
Pandering to the fans.

>>27074711
Too much CMC maybe.
Nothing could put me off from it really unless they totally warped the characters somehow.
Not even weak writing or boring plots.

>>27074698
I've seen the episode, I just didn't dwell on the band. Now that I stop and think about it, it doesn't' make any fucking sense.

>>27074711
Fanservice.

>>27074703
PERFECT

Here's some Precious Bodily Fluids in return

>>27074711
Fan pandering

>>27074727
It was Knight Shade.

Also I'm gonna do him all G4 style. Eventually.

>>27074784
examples?

>>27074782
Or Twist.

>>27074711
Too much fan pandering

Or making Luna a prissy bitch with no redeeming qualities.

>>27074711
>implying Luna has a character.

Nope.

>>27074711
Legitimate worries? The show tries to sell out to the cult following of adults by making too many brony/inside jokes centered around the community.

Also, if the show loses its happy, upbeat charm and tries to go more generic Saturday morning cartoon approach. Same if the characters lose their girly-ness. That would crush me.

>>27074743
can we have a sweaty belt being retarded general
i feel she is my kindred spirit

>>27074711
Humans.

>>27074861
This too.

>>27074861
Reported.

Lots of hipsters in here.

>>27074851
And they clearly said they are making one for her next season and he said he's worried how they will handle that
Stop purposely being fucking retarded thanks.

>>27074711
Fucking up with the music. I came to love nearly every song throughout the season, but had to grit my teeth to get through the finale episode, despite the flutterrage inserts.

>>27074711
Boyfriends
Humans
Human Boyfriends

>>27074896

You're a lot nicer than I am, Chistery.

>>27074894
Ingram is still on the show, I doubt the music quality will degrade much, if at all.

I think if they keep the background characters in the background and don't fuck up luna everything will be fine.
And honestly, I can't imagine them doing anything that bad with luna anyway... season 2 is pretty much all the same people right? I don't think there is any need to worry, it wasn't even them who made that music video, it was the hub.

>>27074813
>dat movie

You never cease to impress anon. I must go watching.

>>27074882
No he said he's worried they would ruin Luna's character. But she doesn't have any character. She appeared for less than a minute. They can't ruin something that doesn't exist. They would just be giving her A character.

>>27074711

NINJAS!

No wait that would make it better.

>>27074851
you watch your filthy mouth flutterfucker

>>27074937
He said he's worried of them going full retard with her, not ruining her.

>>27074908
>human boyfriends
my 50 cal will be useful the day this happens

>gay horse sex

"This is dumb," huffed Snails. The 'Gentlecolt's Magazine' he nicked from the dime store didn't have ANYTHING he was interested in. Sure, some of the firefighters were nice, they were really cool stallions who saved people, but all of the models seemed overeager to show off their 'soldier of fortune.'

Both he and his best friend frowned deeply in the alleyway behind the store.

Snails sighed deeply and ponderously, "There's no girls in it, is there?"

Snips Leafed through the magazine back and forth, desperate to see a gentle bow of female flank or a downy mane. Not a single brightly-colored filly graced the pages, save the blue "Editor In Chief" who sported a rather severe bowl cut and purple glasses.

Snails threw down the magazine in frustration, barking "NOT A ONE!"

The magazine folded out on its natural mid-point - the centerfold. Snail's eyebrows raised markedly as he sucked deeply at his root beer, finally commenting, "Wwwwwwelllll that's nice."

The shorter colt eyed the picture and his taller best friend, "They're just more firefighters. Wrestling firefighters."

"Thhhhhat's not wrestling. That looks more fun," drawled the tall orange drink of pony.

Snips eyed the burly men on the page doing something rather ungraceful with each other. They seemed to be enjoying themselves, and the kissing seemed nice enough. The one on the bottom had a short mane cut with tender curls draping over one eye and a strong blush. That was girly.

"Yeah, they do look nice," admitted the slate-blue pony. It occurred to him 'I'll never look that pretty.'

He drowned it with his fruit smoothie. Pretty ponies ...

"Hey, wanna go see Trixie again?"