Actually I have an interesting topic. I am curious about those of you who find ponies sexually attractive. Are you ass men? I've always been face > legs > boobs > ass when it comes to choosing which women to date. Ponies have none of that except ass so I thought that might explain why I am not into them but others are.

>>27069143

>>27069046
I want to smoke a bowl with Fluttershy.

Ponies don't drink, Lauren said so herself.

>>27069162
u mad that I'm hijacking your topic? :3

Lemme just tell ya, she'd be able to hold her alcohol pret-ty well, but she's got thing where she just suddenly finds it funny to get other people into games like 'spin the bottle', and making them do naughty stuff.

Great excuse to post this

>>27069073

.........

fuck you
and fuck this fandom for making me give a damn

>>27069143
Straight answer incoming. Yes. I am an ass man. I'm not actually that excited by tits.

>>27069143

I could explain the whole dynamic of this but I'm too lazy and I'm going to go fap.

Short answer: Not necessarily.

>>27069046
I don't dink beer, but I'd like to have some red wine with Twilight and talk about her research.

She's going to get more and more excited about the current theory she's working on and its possible applications in thaumatological laboratory applications.

She will hiccup and she will laugh a little too strongly mentioning the earlier work in the field. She will punctuate major points of her findings with a little hoof-tapping on the bar.

I'll sit and nod appreciatively and just listen to her talk.

Hey, she can't only study about the Magic of Friendship.

One drink and she'd turn into a loud, laughing, life-of-the-party little flirt. The shy ones always do. :3

>>27069171
Agreed. Fluttershy would know where to get EVERYTHING

>>27069046
Twilight probably, she's always such an uptight bitch she could stand to loosen up a bit.

>>27069143
None of those, I have a terrible corruption fetish.

>>27069171
I'd rather smoke with Dash.

>>27069197
Ponies beer is Donuts

>>27068355
She isn't really a dyke in that story, is she?

>>27069046

just 1 beer?

not my kind of pony. ill just drink until i pass out with my kindred spirit here.

>>27069197
They do lick salt, though. And at Twilight's welcome party, spike stumbled into the room with a lampshade on his head.

>>27069143
I like big butts and I cannot lie

>>27069257
You mean she likes other girls in that story? Yes, she does. It was the "oh ha ha ha YOU HAVE FEELINGS you dumb dyke" subtext of the post I replied to I was piqued at.

I don't always drink Beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equines.

>>27069046

Barhopping with Dash all night, taking shots and gulping down mug after mug of beer as the the night slowly blurred into a mix of colors as the hours blended all night, drinking whiskey and picking fights.

>>27069270

>>27069046

Dash would probably get real emotional pretty fast.

Cross posted, in case anon has moved on to this thread.

>>27068637
Ahh, I see. I am/was very much like you. I often avoid stories that include humans in some way. Mostly, it's because the humans are usually from Earth, and it places Equestria on Earth in some fashion. That's what I don't like. It'd be like placing Lord of the Rings in 14th century France. Just does not compute.

But when it came to Paradise, due to the story's mental approach, it became next to impossible to not acknowledge their existence. Too much of what appears in the show itself is obviously of human make and the only logical explanation is some cross-cultural exchange had taken place at some point.

So, I've tried to make the best of both worlds to satisfy myself and hopefully readers. Acknowledging that humans exist, the same way they exist in Lord of the Rings. Just as another race in a fantasy universe and nothing more.

>Picture is just for fun

>>27069281
Oh, i'm sure there's messes everywhere by now.

>>27069234
I have a headcanon in which all of the Mane Six have secret lives that we never get to see. Applejack trades livestock and crop futures. Rarity writes and self-publishes sappy love stories.

And, of course, Fluttershy is a pot dealer.

Not really a drinker, and I don't think any of the ponies would drink either. Well maybe AJ. Rarity probably would drink wine. I Imagine Dash just drinks energy drinks, Twilight and Fluttershy drink tea.

>Who will win the Equestria Tenkaichi Budokai?

I'd enjoy drinking with Twilight, we could trade history stories

>>27069369
AJ makes her own.

Fluttershy just lay there, utterly filled by the stallion's oversized shaft, buried deep between her thighs, past her tender lips. Her mind raced for preservation and she struggled to breathe, as though her lungs were actually being impeded by the size of that thick, wet, dripping... thing, forced so intrusively deep inside her. She kept blanking. Nothing was coming into focus, but as the world sort of reappeared around her, the first thing she jumped to was trying to figure out what was going on. Where was she? How did she get into this? And just when she started to get her bearings again, her body was suddenly wracked with sensation once more, as Big McIntosh began to draw back out. Once again she intimately felt every inch of the massive stallion moving forcefully in her helpless little hole. She was wrapped so tightly around him she nearly scooted back along the floor as he began to pull out. And no sooner had he drawn a few inches out than he began to force himself back in, that thick, slick-wet shaft driving deeper into her helpless little hole and parting her tender lips like a blooming flower around him.
She gasped. She struggled for breath. He kept pushing in until he could go no further, paused for only a second, then drew back out another few inches. Slowly he began to work up a rhythm. His eyes became unfocused, his breathing began to even out, and at last he found a pace. Slow, deep, smooth, in and out. Firm, but still a little gentle. Not too fast. He wanted to pace himself to avoid hurting her too much, but even if he was free to just pound away, he preferred it this way. He liked that slow, tight feeling, savoring the sensation of those wet, tight virgin walls caressing him as he stroked into the little yellow filly, back and forth.
She managed to breathe between each long, measured thrust. She could still barely focus. The world was shaking around her. Her watery eyes couldn't be made to focus, no matter how much she blinked.

>>27069369
Twilight would totally drink whiskey or something, just because she's read about ponies doing it in books. She doesn't really like it, but it's in the book, it has to be done.

>>27069294
Oh I understand, it seemed malicious to me too. I never thought I'd want to read a Derpy story though, I don't really like the character idea.

>>27069450
Kill yourself.

all the bookworms i've ever known well didn't drink much more than the occasional white wine or beer

>>27069450
Is this what it feels like to be a serial rapist?

>>27069479
You shoulda seen the last thread.

She looked back down to his large member, slowly getting more comfortable. She feels her heart thump more and she slowly moves towards it. Her soft lips part slowly and she gives it a slight kiss, hearing Soarin' gasp a bit. Keeping her focus on his length, she releases her tongue and licks from his balls to the tip sloppily, giving him another shiver down his spine. She was inexperienced, but she's seen other fillies do this before. Although her eyes cause her to look different ways, she could already see it starting to throb. Pleased by this, she lowers her head a bit more and takes the tip between her soft lips, suckling on it playfully.

AJ. We'd be bros and joke around. I'd convert her to loving brew pubs and microbreweries if she doesn't already.

>>27069546
"A-ah.." he huffs softly. She may have been new to this, but with what he was displaying, he was certainly enjoying it. Her heart race increased as she started to take his entire length in her mouth, gagging a bit as it hit the back of her throat. Swirling her tongue around the tip, she pulls it out with a quiet pop, and she returns to sloppily licking the tip, hoping that he liked it. A wave of pleasure rushes through Soarin' and he closes his eyes tightly. Grasping the back of her head, he starts to move his girth in and out of her mouth at a steady pace, his flank muscles tensing up. This motion caused her to gag more, but she didn't care.

Twilight.

We'd both be uptight and edgy at first, but after a few shots each, things would lighten up fast. Our conversations would go from short spurts of random things to trading life stories, all the while using overly exaggerated hand/hoof motions. A few more shots and we're outside telling passerby's how much we love them, all the while giggling.

The night would end with us passed out on the couch, draped over one another and probably drooling.

>>27069527
All the bookworms I know drink somethin' fierce.

>>27069546
What the...?

I need context bro.

>>27069574
but chistery, EVERYBODY you know drinks something fierce

>>27069450
I am so turned on right now.
what the hell is wrong with me

>>27069562
"I-I-I-I-'M G-G-G-G-G-ONNA C-C-C-C-C-UUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!" He says with thunderous volume. Derpy blushes deeply and nods a bit, ready for the stream of semen. She gasps when it slithers down her throat. It was a little sweeter than she would have expected; other ponies had told her that it was salty and disgusting, but she kind of enjoyed it. More starts to drip out of his dick, an almost seemingly endless stream. Derpy is relieved when he slides out of her mouth, most of his cum inside of her belly, some on the corners of her muzzle. She smiles and abruptly turns to his dick again, giving the tip a healthy lick to pick up any excess semen.

>>27069479

I second this motion, if only because I know where this is going. At least have the decency to post it in a google doc instead of on here.

Maybe I should just leave /co/ for a few days, then come back. It'd certainly be better than this.

inb4getthefuckoveryourselfandenjoytherape

>>27069143

They're idealized young women. They have cute voices. They're well drawn and animated, have pretty hair and eyes, and shapely bodies. They're super cute and loveable.

I can't stop watching them or thinking about them

>>27069579
pic related is your context

>>27069591
Derpy looks back up to the face of the content stud, he himself looking at hers. She couldn't believe what she had just done. She'd sucked off another pony! She felt so wrong, so dirty, so...right. It had all seemed so natural... Locked in concentration, she didn't even notice that she herself had gotten soaking wet from the experience. Soarin' on the other hand, was staring directly at her beautiful flower. Beginning to notice his stare, she looked down at herself, now noticing how wet she was. Embarrassed, she covered herself up with her tail, trying to avert her eyes from his. Soarin' smiled at her, bending over and kissing her again.

>>27069591
>"I-I-I-I-'M G-G-G-G-G-ONNA C-C-C-C-C-UUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"
I haven't hear that line since I stopped going to /vp/

>>27069574
Bookworm here
>studies at night with a bottle of Southern Comfort
does that count?

>>27069625
Derpy's body fell limp again, a slight sense of peace flushed over every essence of her being. No matter how much her mind said no, her body said yes. She wanted him. She slowly removed her tail, blushing heavily through her short coat. The stallion across from her was much more experienced than she was, and knew exactly what he was doing. He slowly moved his face towards her neck, taking little nibbles out of it. She cooed a bit as he continued downwards, kissing her belly, then her naval, until he finally came to her breasts. He wasn't sloppy at this like she was, and that was a good thing for her.

Since Derpy had never been intimate, no pony had ever seen her breasts. Compared to the other fillies, they were exceptionally large. Soarin' smiled and looked up to her.

"My my..these are certainly wonderful.." he said in a calm, sultry tone. Her face went red again. She felt like she was going to melt.

>>27069588
No, only a few of them. The bookworms? ALL OF THEM.

You read for years and years in fantasy novels about mulled wine and mead and whiskey and toddy and scumble and, well ... you have certain hopes and aspirations, say.

>>27069479

more Pie family plz

Dipping his head down a bit, he started to lick around her large areolas, taking in the wonderful scent of her body. His lips parts more as he reaches close to her nipples, slowly pushing his muzzle forwards and licking heavily. Derpy tilts her head back a bit, never wanting this moment to end. Flicking his tongue gently against her, he moves his right hoof to play with her other breast. She was already close to an orgasm, her whole body telling her to release. Her nipples become stiff, which causes Soarin' to gently nip at them, causing her to jump back a bit.

Guys I am super upset

I was reformatting my hard drive on my laptop but apparently my power cord wasn't plugged in all the way so when I came back to check on it the computer had turned off and apparently when that happens in the middle of reformatting your hard drive it fucks up the recovery utility and now I can't get my computer to work again unless I get the recovery CDs from Toshiba but I don't even think there's any point in doing that because my CD drive is screwed up too so now I'm looking into getting a new desktop computer but I only have like $100 :(

Fuck you, and fuck your fanfiction.

>>27069450
could somebody give me the whole synopses for this extended story, please?

>>27069653

Moving his attention down a bit, he makes his way down to her sex, taking in another whiff of her beautiful smell. He wastes no time with the build up and dives right in, forcing his snout inside of her. Her folds part and reveal her soft, pink vagina. He blushed lightly at the sight and moved himself up a bit, twirling his tongue around her now showing clit. She gasps with pleasure and is rocked to her core. She moans loudly as she feels herself starting to cum.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/12289

Guys. Check out the thread TG had last night.

>>27069646
This is the only other one I have of them.

>>27069604

I agree with this Gentleman

I'd love to drink with twilight, I'd spend all night holding her hair back as she pukes into the bushes, bookworms are always such lightweights.

"O-ooh my stallion!" she exclaims, tilting back again to release a stream of vaginal fluid into the mouth of the waiting Soarin'. Unlike most ponies, her orgasms didn't come in quick bursts, rather large ones that lasted upwards of a minute. Her body shakes as she experiences the best orgasm that she has ever had. Soarin' smiled and licked his lips, continuing to kiss around her clit. As the orgasm ends, Derpy lowers her head, basking in her much appreciated afterglow.

>>27069630
FUCK I remember that, and I don't even go to /vp/.

>>27069691

A slight smile came across Derpy's face, for once in her life, he felt like she was doing things right; and she felt loved. The stallion look a short kiss of her flower before replacing his lips with her now erect cock.

"Are you ready?" he asked in a sweet tone. Derpy blushed and nodded slightly.

"Y-yes.." she murred. The stallion went to enter, but the clock struck as soon as he moved forwards. Alarmed, he fell back and shook his head in surprise. A look of terror flashed on his face.

"Oh no! Practice!" he said aloud. He looked at her nervously and bit his lip, "I'm sorry..I have a mandator-" she placed a hoof to his cheek and kissed him.

"I understand..go," she said with a smile. He looked back to her with a huff, kissing her back quickly.

"I'm sorry...maybe we can finish this some other time." he said, still with worry in his voice. Running to pick up his uniform, he slid it on quickly and smiled at her.

"Thank you," he said in appreciation before taking off out the door. Derpy smiled aswell as she saw him leave.

"No...thank you.." she said quietly.
She'd fallen in love.
The End.

>>27069658

Just buy a new hard drive.

>>27069675
You know /tg/ hates everything.

>>27069663
Rarity goes crazy because she thinks her friends don't appreciate her, so out of vengeance she sets up contrived traps to get them all raped one by one, but convinces herself she's really doing it out of generosity, to teach them how to be better friends.

She invites Big Mac to her boutique, slips him drugs, works him up into painful blue balls, then leaves just before Fluttershy who she also invited shows up. She leaves the two of them alone and lets the drugs and urges take over.

>>27069696
They used to spam this comic where ash was a pikachu and some shit. That line was said every panel. Every. Single. Panel.

>>27069714
I can do that?
Would it have Windows on it already?

>>27069658
If you were already reformatting you obviously don't care about the data on it, you should be able to start the format fresh from whatever OS install media you have.

>>27069733

No, you'd have to buy Windows.

"buy"

>>27069721
Is it just big mac x fluttershy? Or does the whole mane cast get it?

>>27069733
>would a brand new hard drive have Windows on it already

>>27069645
Wish I could get my reading buds to be adventurous like that. It's hard enough to get them to even try basic stuff like mead and gin. Bookworms out here are lightweights.

as for another topic

name one thing you absolutely cannot STAND within fanfiction. just that one aspect or concept which rustles your fucking jimmies like no other

got it?

now name one thing that would make that bad aspect not so bad

>>27069766

Oh, Pinkie, not everyone is as good with computers are you are

>>27069630
I fucking lol'd when I saw that, but Soarin' would totally say that, would he not? I fucking love Soarin', need more

>>27069658
Install Gentoo.

>>27069761
This is only Chapter 1. Eventually the entire mane cast (sans Rarity) will get it but Fluttershy's just the first one in front of the rape train. They'll all get it in different ways depending on the character.

Rarity might get raped at the end as punishment/revenge.

Also I'm toying with the idea of having her come up with some way to get even Princess Celestia laid.

>>27069776
>name one thing you absolutely cannot STAND within fanfiction. just that one aspect or concept which rustles your fucking jimmies like no other
Fanfiction
>now name one thing that would make that bad aspect not so bad
Nothing

>>27069759
>>27069766
well what good would that do me? I already have Windows 7 burnt to a DVD, but my drive won't recognize it

>>27069761

Twillight gets date-raped by caramel.

ALL OF MY RAGE!!!!!!

>>27069776

whenever dash says '20% cooler' in a story

>>27069805
Not to ruin your parade, bro, but I don't think there is anything on these threads going on except for fanfics.

Why do you even browse them.

>>27069792
How do you know? He was in one episode, with a few lines. I don't see why people like him or spitfire.

>>27069450
Look at how sluggish that stallion is going. You'd think he's saying goodbye to his cock.

You know what they say: It's not easy being gangrene!

DOH HO HO HO HO HO!

>>27069776
>name one thing you absolutely cannot STAND within fanfiction. just that one aspect or concept which rustles your fucking jimmies like no other
The fact that it exists, and people put effort into it, and people take it seriously to the point that it starts to fuck with their view of the source material.

>now name one thing that would make that bad aspect not so bad
Season 2 starting in two days, so we could actually talk about the show here instead of discussing shitty fanfics.

Slugbox sucks at drawing ponies, goddamn.

Ottanta's ponies were less wonky.

>>27069806

Is it because your copy of Windows is fucked up in some way?

I don't know anymore, I switched to Mac years ago so I wouldn't have to deal with this shit

>>27069816
What else?

>>27069800
>implying Celestia is a virgin when she's 1000 years old and ruler of fucking everything
>mfw I just realized the real reason an all-powerful god has a royal guard
>mfw I have no face

>>27069871

>>27069776
I..
wait...name the one thing we hate about fanfiction, then how we could improve it?
Uh...Crossover characters immediately being discovered by the main cast. Or the fucking princess showing up out of goddamn nowhere.
Need some side character shit.

>>27069689
>implying twilight didn't wash away the crushing loneliness with books and whiskey
She'd drink you under the table. Twice.

This thread is now about how Pinkie Pie is really Elastigirl.

>>27069884
Check the bottom of the Fapfic thread on FIMchan for details

To the guy that keeps making /v/ threads about the MLP fighting game.
I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
GO DIE IN A FUCKING RAT HOLE YOU ONE EYED ASSHOLE
I WISH I COULD HATE YOU MORE
Sincerely, another pony fan

>>27069816
oh shutup about your waifu.
though I'd really prefer a cute non-rape sparkamel fic...

>>27069900
>>implying twilight didn't wash away the crushing loneliness with books and whiskey

Now there's a thought.

>>27069909
>>>/b/
Summerfag

>>27069776

Poor vocabulary: using "said" or other words too much. Or just colorless words.

Out of character ponies. Or poorly written/stereotyped ponies.

Human referencing: I come here for ponies damnit.

OC's.

stretched stories: throwing ponies into a poorly contrived scenario/story because you think it would be cool to mix ponies and your favorite band/tv show/etc.

>>27069800
>Rarity getting Celestia laid

I don't even

>>27069913
I do too, anon, I really do.

>>27069776
>bad aspect
fanfiction

>what would make it better
no fanfiction existing

>>27069841
<I don't know why anyone would like the two baddest pegasi
fucking i am raging go watch The motherfucking Best Night Ever right now motherfucker. Spitfire's lovely purr and, well, I haven't seen much Soarin' love but I thought he was really cool and funny

>>27069884

Author hasn't revealed anything else, and it wouldn't surprise me if the fic turned out pretty good. Won't stop me pathetically raging as a sentimental idiot when he reaches Twillight.

>>27069909
Protip: They are trolling you.

These guys are not THAT dumb.

>>27069450
She was shaking underneath him. The sensation was so overwhelming it was all she could do to have even a single conscious thought rise above the surges of heat that filled her most intimate spot, to hear herself think over the throbbing noise in her ears, to focus on a single sensation beside that oversized cock forcing its way into her helpless, virgin... her once-virgin entrance. Her eyes watered from it, even as the pain was slowly beginning to subside. The world was crumbling down around her, her senses were flooded, her thighs were sore from spreading them so wide. Her hind legs parted a bit more, instinctively, giving Big Mac better access to her tight little hole, even if only to make it easier on herself. She didn't know how she'd gotten here. How she'd ended up pinned beneath this enormous stallion she used to think of as gentle, tender. She wanted to cry.

Big Mac sighed deeply as the waves of pleasure broke across him. He lowered his broad neck, and his warm breath cascaded down Fluttershy's neck, down her pinned shoulders. Her eyes widened a little and she let out a breathless squeak, suddenly turning redder than before. Her gaze fell downward toward the floor, away from the stallion mounting her. Despite his firm strokes, his repeated, deep thrusts, suddenly all she could focus on was his breath.
He pursued that reaction. Following her cute little squeak with absent-minded adoration, the dazed Mac brought his head down and breathed a hot sigh along Fluttershy's neck. She shivered. Her hind legs shook. He nuzzled up the side of her neck, then across her cheek. He nibbled her ear and the filly tensed up all over. He moaned at her tightness and she squeaked at the warm breath on her ear.
He nuzzled her face with his own. He kissed around her neck, but never once broke his rhythm, sliding in as deep as he could.

And with her face crimson red, she shyly, slowly turned to him and kissed his cheek.

>>27069846

I think we just made that guy imagine that post in our voices!

DOH, HOOOO HOOO HOOO HOO!

>>27069919
i like that thought

>>27069776
Fanfiction that reads like fanfiction. If you understand what I mean.

Some stories are written because an author has an interesting story to tell. Others are little more than vehicles for PonyXPony or some ridiculous crossover. Though when I say 'others' I mean 'pretty much all of them'.

>>27069902

>>27069800
OK. Mane cast.

I just came up with a shitload of possibilities for secondary characters.

>>27069902
Their spines were crushed instantly
None of them would ever walk again

>>27069847
>Season 2 starting in two days

>>27069806
Are you doing one of those things where you pick the parts for your computer so it's custom, and then pick an operating system? Is that it?
Because then I suggest you pay a local nerd to fix that shit for you.

>writing your fanfic/clopfic post by post in the general thread

Dude, just write it up in GoogleDocs and then post the link when finished.

>>27069932
I liked Soarin' too bro

guys

how do i get more pony in my life

>>27069919
ah fuck, what have I done

>>27069932
But...They have absolutely not background, or development, and only say about 5 lines each. Whats weirder to me is the fact that people like Octavia at all.

>>27069921

>summerfag

What? Oh you card

>>27069975
wtf are you talking about?

I was just trying to reformat and reinstall windows on my computer, it was working before that

"Extra pillows, check…smores, check…blankets, check…"

Twilight went over each item set out on the table, checking them off one by one when she came to it on the list. Graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows for the smores along with six sticks for her and the girls were in their own separate stack, extra pillows and blankets in a pile next to the table. The Slumber 101 book lay open at the table's edge.

"Flashlights, check. Facial cream and cucumbers, check…" Twilight said to herself, checking them off with the red quill suspended by her magic. The purple unicorn was so excited; this was going to be her second slumber party, and even better than the last, considering how much fun she had with Applejack and Rarity; just two of her friends. She had a feeling deep down in her gut that with all her friends present, the level of fun would go off the scale! Twilight made circles around the table, looking over everything she collected; even though all the boxes were checked off she wanted to make certain that everything was in order for the sleepover. If Rarity and Applejack didn't get into another fight, then nothing could ruin this. "How're those invitations coming along Spike?"

>>27069919
She reminds me of someone.
If we lock her in a cave full of rucking missiles and shit, do you think she could do something cool?

>>27069953
Nice

>>27069921
>accusing of being summerfag
>in June
It's called "autumn" you fucking moron

>>27069973
I'm just sayin', my nigga. There would be less fanfic talk and more show talk around here if new episodes were being aired right now.

>>27070008
"Almost done," her baby dragon assistant replied, his quill scratching the paper. "Just need to finish Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's invitations."

Twilight sighed softly at hearing Fluttershy's name. Though none of those disastrous events were really her fault, she still felt guilty about what happened at the Grand Galloping Galla. They could all sit and laugh about it like it was the funniest thing in Equestria, but Twilight wished things could have gone better. After all, Rarity discovered the love of her life was nothing but a pompous…well, jackass, to put it lightly; that alone can be a lot for a girl to handle. The ever so boisterous Pinkie Pie didn't have as much fun partying either, and considering how upset she was when they didn't come to her party, it was very surprising she didn't blow up from the lack of festivities that she was expecting.

But Fluttershy…Twilight had never seen her that upset! Raising her voice to a loud, earsplitting yell, her sweet gentle visage distorted into an angered, almost crazed expression. It was something you never really expected to see on a pony like Fluttershy. In a way, it actually saddened Twilight Sparkle to see one of her best friends so upset; because none of the animals would love her…

>>27069979
Soarins a pretty cool Pegasus

Is he the only other blue Pegasus we've seen? Im not sure

REQUESTING

Requesting from Flutterrape writter:

Dash rape. I can picture Dash not going down without a fight. Give this to me, and I will proliferate your legend all over every surface of my apartment.

>shameless as fuck. jpg

>>27069948

May not be dumb, yet they're adding fuel to the fire of hate that burns against every goddamn pony fan

"Twilight? Everything alright?" the lavender dragon asked from the podium. The unicorn looked up at him and let a soft smile curl up over her snout. She nodded.

"I'm fine Spike. Just fine." She said in an assuring voice, not wanting him to worry about anything. "Spike, if it's not too much trouble, could you deliver the invitations for me?"

Spike set his quill down after signing the last invite. Each one was signed with Twilight's signature; Spike memorized it after practicing hundreds of times. It came in handy if Twilight couldn't write or sign something herself, but it also got the baby dragon in trouble a few times, with Rarity and a few others.

"Aw Twilight, do you know how long that will take me?" Spike protested without trying to complain, as hard as that sounded. "Everyone's houses are so far apart."

Twilight sighed and shook her head. "Spike what am I going to do with you…" Twilight mumbled silently. "Then…could you use your breath to send them?"

Spike looked down at the letters, sorting through them and setting them in a stack on the podium. "I don't know. I've only been able to send them to Princess Celestia. I'm not sure if it will work…"

>>27069997
>>27070024
>Bitching at /co/ for threads obviously made by Ponychan faggots and /b/tards
>Not Summer
Pick one.

>>27070017
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN you can't build this?! TWILIGHT SPARKLE built this in a CAVE! With a BOX OF SCRAPS!"

>>27070031
Did you arrive yesterday? That's a lie.

>>27070053
Twilight turned to him. "Well, go ahead and try. You won't know until you try."

Spike sighed and nodded, rolling up one of the scrolls and holding it up in front him. His claws held it in place. His eyes fixated on the rolled up parchment, Twilight could see a look in his eyes that told he was thinking. About what she wasn't sure, but she'd never seen Spike do that. He took his usual deep breath, puffing out his chest, and breathed a small plume of green fire. The scroll disintegrated in the fire, but the only thing that was completely different from the many times he sent messages this way was the green shifting into a tan hue before floating out the window to the receiver of the scroll.

"I…guess it worked." Spiked said, shrugging and looking at Twilight.

>>27069961
>RS wants to write a rape fic

Today just keeps getting better and better.

>>27070045
>Requesting from Flutterrape writter:
>Dash rape. I can picture Dash not going down without a fight.

They'll all get their turn:

First up is Fluttershy x Big Mac. A Rarity-conspired guilt-fuck that's somewhat gentle but due to size difference still ends up being a bit rough. Both characters are being manipulated by Rarity in this scene.
Applejack x Celestia's royal guard. More forceful, as Rarity, calling in favors, believes AJ needs to be handled with a group. ALTERNATELY, AJ is tricked into a compromising situation under pretenses of helping a friend in need, and once the trap is sprung it's too late to back out.
Twilight x Caramel. The guy's a total beta, so the scene's more date rape, pseudo-reluctant. ALTERNATELY: Snails was the other candidate for this scene, with a similar motif of Twilight being a bit smarter and older, but still ultimately being sort of pushed into it. But apparently people hate Snails.
Pinkie Pie x Pokey. To be honest this could be just about any male pony but I'm having trouble finding many more viable ones. Scene's probably mostly surprise sex and mild bondage, Pinkie being compromised by being tricked into a "fun game".
Last up is Rainbow Dash x the male Wonderbolts. Rough, like AJ, as Rarity believes she needs the most 'care' taken with her. Themes include disillusionment, scene is vaguely traumatizing (for Dash).
Bonus chapter being considered for any females left out and needing attention, main contestants include the CMC and even Princess Celestia herself, who would be Rarity's ultimate challenge.

>>27070045
2nding that. Put a bit more force into the RBD one.

I can't stop drawing fluttershy oh nooo

>Derpy fapfic
>Not retarded
>Pony boobs
Finally, the elusive boner I've heard so much about

>>27069953

At least she likes the hardcore sex

>>27070034
As far as I know, yes. But I'm sure if there was one, the people over at the FIM wiki would have spotted him and given him a name.

>>27070083
Having seen Spike do that a million times, she noticed it right off. "Whose invitation was that Spike?"

The baby dragon looked through the stack of paper. "Fluttershy's."

The smoke was tan, matching Fluttershy's coat to a T. Hopefully it would reach her with no problem. If Princess Celestia received the invite it would seem kind of awkward, but nonetheless easy to explain.

"How did you do that Spike?"

Spike rolled up the next scroll in his claws. "I just, well…pictured Fluttershy's house in my mind instead of Princess Celestia's palace. I'm not really sure how it worked, but it did."

Twilight giggles. "You're full of surprises aren't you? Thank you Spike. I think this sleepover could really cheer Fluttershy up."

They held hands, and walked home

>>27070094
>>27070045
>Put a bit more force into the RBD one.
Don't worry. Fluttershy and Twilight both have relatively-gentle scenes, since Rarity wants to be "careful" with Fluttershy and figures coercion is a better approach for Twilight, but RD is not the date-rape type.

>>27070093
>vaguely traumatizing (for Dash).

You jackass, it's supposed to be her MIND BREAKING because she realizes she loves being wrapped around thick hard cock and begins to cry because she'll never get that with a woman and men repulse her.

>>27070093
>raping the CMC
I was totally onboard before. Now not so sure...

>>27070093
>vaguely traumatizing
Oh yeah, being forcibly raped by your lifelong heroes, the driving force behind why you get up in the morning, and the end result of all your hopes and dreams, would be vaguely traumatizing.

>>27069976
I used to write my first ten or so fics off-hand in the threads.

>>27070093

>the cmc

but why?! (curse these images that change course)

>>27070149
Get them all in there, this grimdark shit was a long time coming.

>>27070093
Are you telling me we have to WAIT for these??
They're aren't completed on a G Doc somewhere?
For god sake, can't we just have the link?

>need sum Dash. nao

>>27070093

And the reason why you can't write this in a google doc and link it is???

Really, I'd expect this to be common curtesy. I realise that whining/complaining on the internet is useless, but a few of us would really appreciate it if you kept it out of the threads.

>>27070003
Sorry bro, i thought you were talking about building your own computer and then giving it an operating system.
But something tells me your version of Windows on the disc is screwed up if it's not being recognized. Did you just burn it, or did you use a program specifically for burning the system on the disc?

I can't really help you anything past this, by the way. I'm a dead end. I had this problem with a "back-up" copy and I just never fixed it.

>>27070188
>And the reason why you can't write this in a google doc and link it is??? Really, I'd expect this to be common curtesy.
Don't get your panties in a bunch. Even after a general encouragement, I asked twice, and both times the response was to keep posting here.
The posts are intemittent and spoilered. They should be more than easy enough to avoid.

All PInkie Pie wanted to do was insert her erect cock into the small hole that sat in her cupcake. Moan with pleasure as she thrust it in whilst looking at that picture of her friends that sat on the desk. Expecting them to arrive to the pile of cum and join in. But what had happened was Twilight arrived first, a little perkier than usual. "Pinkie?" The sexy unicorn shouted as the moans became louder, nearing the climax. "Pinkie? Are you okay?" Twilight's voice became louder as she pulled the door open with her horn and stared in awe as Pinkie finished up. Thrusts were quick and beads of sweat slowly poured down her face. "Pinkie, what the hay-hay are you doing?" Exclaimed the young pony, she remembered that Twilight was pretty young and probably never had heard of masturbation. "I'm having fun, silly!" Pinkie replied with her enthusiastic attitude as usual. Twilight approached gingerly, strange, Spike wasn't here. Usually Twilight had brought him everywhere, "Pinkie, dear. What in the world are you doing?" Rarity walked in elegantly showing off the newest scarf she had made that was bejeweled. Pinkie's face was stretched with a grin as she stuck her penis into Rarity's tight vagina, thrusting in and out in a quick manner. Resulting in Rarity gasping and Twilight observing the activies only for a dinosaur to come in. Attacking each pony before digesting them and humping Fluttershy.[/spoiler

>>27070086
about ten of them, actually.

>>27070218

>Cupcake

>>27069281

>>27070217
I like it here, as long as there's a link to a completed version when it's done.

>>27070218
>Dinosaur.

>>27070139
I...kinda want to see this now.

>>27070217
I'm fine with whatever you do. But I'm curious as to how long you'll be posting. Are you just gonna do the Fluttershy part today?

>Thread getting spammed with a rape fic
>Porn everywhere
>Impreg shit

Is it so wrong that i'm glad were not discussing futa anymore

>>27070268
>Are you just gonna do the Fluttershy part today?
Probably. This is taking forever.

>>27070273
No, no it is not

>>27070273
And it's not even lesbian porn. It's straight porn!

>>27069711
Lovely. Is this somewhere else or am I going to have to cap it?

>realize the contents of this entire thread
>picture ponychan in parallel
>they trot about in sanctimonious disgust and vomit over their keyboards over this thread
>mfw

>yfw?

all this discussion
but not enough alkohals

>>27070273
>spammed with a rape fic
>three posts out of 180

>>27070273
so how about them mare cocks, eh?

mm-mm, juiiiicy.

>>27070217

True, but due to timezone differences some of us join the threads later, and will now have to endure this for as long as it takes for you to finish.

You have to recognize the knock-on effect that the fics posted, even spoilered, have on the threads. This one has nothing but rape in it, let alone any discussion. Just look at what happens when Faceless posts a fic piece by piece; the thread goes to shit.

I'm of course not demanding anything, but it would be appreciated if you didn't continue posting the fic bit by bit.

I mean, if you feel like it, that is.

>>27070292
Even better!

>>27070297
Your face pretty much mirrors mine, bro

>>27070218
what the fuck am i reading
a dinosaur would never eat fluttershy, you crazy zibba

>>27070263
... Me too. Because I've been the one to suggest it since the original thread. GUILTY.

>>27070292

No way!

>>27070297
Feels good man.

>>27070322
>and will now have to endure this for as long as it takes for you to finish.
Again, there is still discussion going on, the posts are spoilered and easy to ignore. You make it sound like someone's forcing you down and stuffing you with fanfiction against your will, and you're helpless to do anything but squirm and whimper about it.

>>27070273
Speaking of futa, at 10PM EST MS is continuing his inking of LMW, which will most likely make the original source material itself an irrelevant faded memory because it only has one juicy bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA&feature=player_embedded#at=152

I've avoided the pony thing until today, when I watched this. And I've watched it maybe 50 times. I can't believe how well it syncs, but what the hell is with the pink one? Why does she always look angry, and why is she yelling at a tiny crocodile?
And the yellow one, what is she gassing a naked bird and then giving a maniac grin?!
And why are you people so obsessed with this AND WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS FUCKING BRONY MUSIC VIDEO WHAT IS HAPPENING I DON'T EVEN

>Thinking AJ is a virgin
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>27070331
>implying my offhanded comment about Applejack getting Fluttershy laid wasn't the inspiration for the inspiration of the fic

>>27070349
the irony of his whining is self-evident, as that is a side discussion in itself.

>oh internet, you so crazy


>oh yeah, post dashrape next. plzplzplz

>>27070374
Watch the show yo, easily accessible through youtube

>>27070393

You're a monster!

>>27070349

I could just leave, which I probably will anyway, seeing as nothing I say will have any effect.

And all discussion at the moment is concerning rape. Little bit of alcohol talk, but thats it.

I've seen better threads hard to believe, I know

>>27070393
No, the part about DASH HAVING HER MIND BROKEN because it sounds emotionally interesting and a really fucked up headspace. I'm not the one to start the whole thing rolling.

>>27070357

The story itself is worthy to be TF2 mic spam because it's so shit. MS ought to just write his own dialogue for the comic.

Best pony thread ever since Oct:
http://arch.413chan.net/co27025463.html

>>27070374

The pink one is Pinkie Pie. She's the crazy physics-defying fourth-wall-breaking one. The clips where she's yelling at a small alligator are from the episode "Party of One" where she goes insane and becomes a paranoid schizophrenic because she thinks her friends are ignoring her.

>>27070396

Whining huh?


Well, we ARE in a pony thread after all!
DOOOOOOOH, HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

>>27069046
>ponies you'd like to have a beer with

This bitch right here.

Pinkie Pie too, just to see how'd she act when drunk.

My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho,
Isn't the world a horrible place?
My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho,
Everywhere you go, a dying face,
Screaming and killing; merrily stabbing,
Watching the horror unfold,
My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho,
What knives do you hold?

Rainbow Swirl awoke to the sound of birds chirping, and with golden rays of sunlight streaming from her window. Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, Rainbow Swirl yawned, and then got out of bed. Suddenly, she remembered about the upcoming Friendship Ball, and all thoughts of sleep were pushed to the back of her mind.

Rushing into the kitchen of Dream Castle, Rainbow Swirl was surprised to see that some of her friends were already up. Peachy Pie, and Denim Blue were busy eating blueberry pancakes at the long dining table, and Desert Blossom, Wondermint, Star Dasher, Wind Wisher, Valenshy, and Crystal Lace were all crowding around Forsynthia who was apparently the one making the pancakes.

Deciding to have something other than pancakes for breakfast, as it seemed Forsynthia had enough on her hooves to deal with, Rainbow Swirl settled on starting her day with a nice bowl of her favorite cereal, Pony Pops.

I don't drink beer, but I bet Scratch would appreciate hard liquor.

>>27070424
>semibaiting

ohboyherewego.jpg

>>27070292
Scherzo, tell me, u no like when ppl link to your FA account?

Because it either some troll or you removed all the tags and source links from all your works on ponibooru

Fluttershy would be interesting to drunk with. I mean she doesn't get out much, wine would be 'a really fancy treat.'

I wouldn't slide to home but some cuddling and kisses would be kind of nice.

>>27070474
Digging into her cereal, Rainbow Swirl smiled. She had a plan for helping a lot of ponies so she could get the award. Looking over, she saw that Forsynthia was still handing out freshly made pancakes. Apparently, Forsynthia wanted the award as well. Rainbow Swirl gritted her teeth, and focused her attention once more on her cereal.

The giant dining table was now almost filled, as Forsynthia was a fast cooker, though not as good as Cotton Candy. Chewing on her breakfast, Rainbow Swirl looked to her right as she saw her best friend, Juniper Jade, sit down next to her.

Glancing at her friend's plate, Rainbow Swirl saw that she too, had some of Forsynthia's pancakes.

Would Forsynthia get the "Best Friend of the Year" award?

With a sigh, Rainbow Swirl finished what was left of her now soggy Pony Pops, and left the dining area to leave for the gardens.

The gardens of Dream Castle are filled with the widest selection of flowers in all of PonyLand. Rainbow Swirl's plan to get the coveted pony award was to cut bouquets and flowers for the upcoming Friendship Ball. Once outside, Rainbow Swirl put on a sun hat to shield her sensitive ears from the sun, and got to work.

>>27070024
>accusing of being summerfag
>in June
.It's called "autumn" you fucking moron

Where in the world is it Autumn in June?! Here Summer only officially started the other day, in Australia it must be winter, where the hell are you?

Time seemed to fly by for all the castle's pony residents, and soon the Friendship Ball had already begun.

The sweet, fatty aroma of Cotton Candy's cooking enveloped the dance hall like toxic smog over an overpopulated city. The cakes, pies, and other artery-clogging sweets lined an entire wall of the dance hall. There had to be lots of snacks, all the ponies in PonyLand (and other surrounding areas) were crammed into the dance hall.

Rainbow Swirl smiled as she gazed out at the crowded dance hall. Soft, melodic music played in the background, and all the ponies throbbed and pulsed in beat to the music softly playing.

Making her way over to the snack area, Rainbow Swirl cut out a slice of Key Lime pie, and proceeded to clog her arteries with the unhealthy food. Deciding to down the pie with some Oreo crumble Ice Cream, Rainbow Swirl reached for the carton of frozen fat, when suddenly the music stopped.

All the ponies stopped dancing, as Cotton Candy walked up to a microphone conveniently placed in a corner of the hall. The winner of the Best Friend award would soon be announced.

"Well, aren't we all having fun?" Cotton Candy said into the microphone.

"I sure am!" she continued "-especially with all this great food and music!" All the ponies nodded their heads, and smiled nervously waiting for the news of who had won the award.

"Now…the moment you have all been waiting for!" Cotton Candy exclaimed as Twinkle Twirl handed her a bright pink envelope, which contained the name of the winner.

Cotton Candy opened the envelope, as Twinkle Twirl took several steps back into the audience. "And the winner is..."

All of the ponies held their breath.

"…Forsynthia!"

>>27070424
MS would probably have better foreplay scenes too. Hell, he might as well write up his own comic.

RS's fics are kind of like those super shitty dubstep remixes of singles by big-name artists that come out within the first two hours of the leak. Faceless has a massive output, but at least he KNOWS he's a two-bit smut writer.

>>27070421
When did mind breaking suddenly become popular?

I'm personally not a fan of it because it loses it's novelty the 3rd or 4th time a character's mind get fucked in two.

I drew this. Thoughts?

>>27070521
Forsynthia squealed in delight, and pranced up to where Cotton Candy was to speak into the microphone. Rainbow Swirl's breath caught in her throat. All those hard hours of working out in the sun to decorate the dance hall with extravagant floral arrangements had been wasted…all because Forsynthia had cooked pancakes for breakfast.

With her eyes downcast, a tear fell from Rainbow Swirl's eye.

In her haste to make it to Cotton Candy, Forsynthia pushed Rainbow Swirl out of the way. Rainbow Swirl was knocked into one of the decorative floral arrangements that she had created, and was promptly sting on the nose by a bee that had been buzzing around a carnation.

Rainbow Swirl shrieked in pain, and all of the ponies turned their heads in her direction. Even Forsynthia stopped moving and turned around. The dance hall was deadly silent.

Rainbow Swirl slowly got up from the floor where she had fallen. Her rainbow mane shielded her eyes from view.

Suddenly however, Rainbow Swirl's hair swept back as if being blown by a strong wind. Her eyes were milky white. The iris and pupils in her once caring eyes were gone. Slowly, Rainbow Swirl started to levitate from the ground, and a sound similar to the crackling of electricity could be heard echoing throughout the hall.

All the ponies stood there, their mouths dropped open stupidly....

How come Princess Celestia looks the way she does, but Princess Luna doesn't look like Nightmare Moon anymore?

Nightmare Moon looked so much cuter.

What's goin' on in this thread (haven't looked through it yet) and how is everyone?

>>27070539
Degraded slut, etc. etc. something like that

I think it's a normal extension of "porn should mean something" emotionally - and sometimes that's not all cuddles and rainbows.

>>27070548
I like it. But I can't art criticism.

>>27070548
>straight shipping

>>27070563
hot, hot rape fics

>>27070563
This is a very fanfictiony thread. Relatively calm though. Also I'm ok.

>>27070551
No sign of cops in sight
My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho
May all your days be dark
May all your days be dark

The exits of the dance hall were immediately barricaded by the tables supporting the great amount of junk food lining the one side of the dance hall. The ponies were trapped, and Rainbow Swirl suddenly had malevolent telekinetic powers.

Rainbow Swirl looked for Forsynthia in the crowd of now screaming ponies, and spotted her out immediately. Zooming through the air like an unidentified flying object (u.f.o.) Rainbow Swirl landed on Forsynthia's back, and with her new telekinetic powers, mentally grabbed an ice cream scoop from all of the fallen food that lined one wall of the dance hall.

Ice Cream Scoop now in hoof, Rainbow Swirl proceeded to gouge out Forsynthia's eyes. Forsynthia screamed as the ice cream scoop scooped out her eyeballs. Blood poured from the now empty eye sockets, and all of the ponies trapped in with the homicidal Rainbow Swirl screamed even louder.

Forsynthia shook violently and started to have a heart attack from the shock of having her eyes scooped out by an ice cream scoop. Certainly the fat clogging the pony's arteries from all of the fatty sweets she constantly ate contributed to the heart attack as well.

Rainbow Swirl stepped off of the now convulsing Forsynthia, and laughed at her maliciously. "Now…" she said, her voice dripping with venom, to all of the screaming ponies, "It's YOUR turn!"

>>27070563
Words

Lots of 'em AJ

>>27070552

My guess is that when Luna became Nightmare Moon, her "Luna" form stopped growing, so Luna's the same age after NMM is defeated as she was when she was first possessed.

>>27070563
>What's goin' on in this thread (haven't looked through it yet) and how is everyone?
Rarity gets Fluttershy raped by Big Mac, pony drinking habits, altered intro themes.

>>27070563
>how is everyone
Tired


Other than that i'm good.

>>27070588
I hate words!

>>27070586

Getting a tighter grip on the ice cream scoop, Rainbow Swirl flew threw the air at Peachy Pie, and started to beat the peachy pony on the head with the scoop. With a sickening crack, Peachy Pie fell to the ground, blood flowing freely from her head and mouth.

The ice cream scoop, cheaply made of plastic, cracked in half.

"DAMN!" growled Rainbow Swirl as she used her new spooky mind powers to levitate one of Cotton Candy's huge cakes off of the floor. Rainbow Swirl grabbed Desert Blossom as she tried to escape. Rainbow Swirl pinched Desert Blossom's nostrils shut, forcing the terrified pony to breathe out of her mouth. Using her homicidal mind, Rainbow Swirl forced large chunks of the cake down Desert Blossom's throat. There was so much cake being shoved down her throat that soon the pony was struggling to draw breath. Great big globs of the vanilla frosting went into the pony's lungs.

Rainbow Swirl let go of Desert Blossom and the pony immediately fell to the polished floor, and started gagging and choking convulsively. Soon, blue in the face, the once joyful pony was dead.

Rainbow Swirl took another great big glop of cake and threw it at Valenshy. The cake lodged in her windpipe, and she too died.

Denim Blue was the next to go. With the aid of a plastic spoon, Rainbow Swirl soon had all of the pony's limbs dislocated, and left the pony to die on the bloody floor from seizures.

>>27069171
I'd do meth or heroine with fluttershy

i'd smoke a bowl with dash or AJ

>>27069197
hey why do people refer to celebrities whom they don't know by their first names?
doesn't make sense to me.

>>27070564
>Hey guys I have porn and grimdark. LET'S FUSE THEM TOGETHER
Every single mindbreak story ever.

>>27070564
I guess i'm immune

>>27070603
I KNOW! ME TOO!

>>27069258
wtf - Pilsner Urquell?

>>27070606
how do people refer to other people without using names or titles?

also i'd smoke a bowl with ALL the ponies.

Wondermint, Cotton Candy, Star Dasher, and Wind Wisher died one after the other, each with plastic eating utensils jammed in their brains.

One by one, all the ponies in the dance hall fell victim to Rainbow Swirl, until the only one left was Juniper Jade.

Rounding on the one last pony, Rainbow Swirl grinned sadistically.

Juniper Jade tripped on the entrails of Crystal Lace, and fell to the floor, unable to escape, as Rainbow Swirl's distorted shadow loomed over her. The terrified pony sobbed as Rainbow Swirl used her telekinetic powers to lift her victim up into the air.

Shrieking with panic, Juniper Jade trembled as she gazed down at Rainbow Swirl. A prickling sensation clouded the pony's mind, and her limbs went numb.

With a sickening squelch, Juniper Jade's limbs were torn off of her body, and fell to the ground, landing in the cake. With one final scream, Juniper Jade's voice grew weak, until loss of blood overcame her.

Rainbow Swirl danced in delight. "NOW THE AWARD IS MINE!" Rainbow Swirl screamed. "I AM THE BEST FRIEND OF THE YEAR!"

My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho,
Isn't it time I ran back home?
My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho,
Whoever dreamed how far we'd roam?

Police Sirens are calling; blood is falling,
Covered with murder and sin,
My Little Psycho, My Little Psycho
I hope I never see you again.

And there you go. Another beautiful masterpiece of "My Little Psycho". You know you love it. The ponies want you to review. The ponies will be very angry if you do not review. The ponies will be even angrier if you do not add this story to your favorites. Now, hurry along…you don't want to make the ponies angry…

Enjoy!

>>27070548
>Shipping with OC

>Dash realizes she loves the cock but still finds dudes disgusting
>Futaloo walks in
>"Sup Dash?"
>raperaperaperaperape

>>27070610
So it's like your peas & mashed potatoes?

I can't even get into reading any of these fanfics. This one being posted though, man, it's just not good. I can't read it, so I'm not going to go through the whole thing, but just from the tiny bit that I skimmed:
>and left the dining area to leave for the gardens
It's like they never even read it after they wrote it. They just finished it and said "ALRIGHT IT'S GOOD, TIME TO POST"

>>27070648
That's soarin you nigger.
>>27070652
Fund it you cocksucker.

Good afternoon, any request for today.

>>27070660
Bingo

>>27070610
No, more like "maybe I don't like being nice about fucking someone's mind away. Maybe I want it to stay like that for a good. Long. While."

>>27070595

I love this answer

>>27070588

Good heavens! I do hope they are using the Queen's English!

>>27070584

Neat, and glad to hear you're doing well.

>>27070580

...I'm okay with this...

>>27070670

Draw Spitfire and Soaren racing with Rainbow Dash out of uniform?

>>27070628
yeah that's a good point- but the harder drugs i'd reserve for twilight and fluttershy, because they seem the most level-headed.

and no I mean, first names. he said "lauren said so" as if he knew lauren faust personally.
It's just a little weird to me lol

Did I miss a part?

>>27070666
It's not being written with any kind of quality in mind. It's just here to troll people.

>>27070670
If you're who I think you are, Pedophile Caramel

>>27070670
Uhm, since Mind broken Fluttershy seems so popular lets go with that.

1 Mind broken fluttershy getting fucked by Big Mac please.

>>27070670
Twilight and Caramel

>>27070580
DID SOMEONE SAY RAPE FIC?

Where's the Chistery x Butterscotch x Madmax fic?

What a Friday night is like with Rainbow Dash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1wwcpyvvX8

>>27070488
Uhh, I guess it was a troll. I haven't touched the source links at all.

I've got 'em faved, I'll fix it.

>>27070733
>More raping?

>>27070727
2nding sparkamel as always. Until it gets done! >:O

>>27070695

>looks at filename
>DerpyxSoarin'
>DERPY

OH WHO THE FUCK?!

I don't know what the fuck just swept through with that OC shipfest, but lets not do that again.

I'm still occasionally refreshing for some DashRape, but who knows right?

>>27070695
Derpy, Christ, I forgot about Derpy. I can work with that.

so, are there any actual "bro"nies? Are these just a bunch of female ponies running around?

Can someone explain the story behind Derpy to me?

pinkie car is in stores now. how manny are you going to buy.

>>27070754
>>27070733

HOT OFF THE RAPE PRESS.

http://pastebin dot com/uRDfVzPP

>>27070786
Just some faggot OC someone came up with. We all like it ironically

>>27070772
Why do you seem so excited all of a sudden.

Explain yourself.

Anyone have the link to Faceless' stories?

>>27070813
This is so damn cute.

>>27070802

Does the car talk?

>>27070733

>Chistery x Butterscotch x Madmax rape fic
>mfw

>>27069953
Mac jumped on her response and enthusiastically began kissing her back. He lowered his neck, nuzzling against the pinned little filly, lips playing along her cheeks and nibbling her ears even as his slick, aching, dripping cock pumped rhythmically in and out of her deflowered little pussy. Her hind legs shook uncontrollably as she struggled just to keep her rear in the air, spread wide for that impossibly thick intruder. Even as she took it, she couldn't quite believe it. Big Mac barely believed it himself, but he was too lost in the passion of the moment to think about it. He just kept thrusting, slowly, smoothly. Long, deep, insistent strokes. Fluttershy squeaked again. Shivers ran up her back.

Mac nipped at the nape of her neck and she lifted her head up weakly. A faint whimper, eyes watering.
And then he kissed her.
On the lips.

Fluttershy's eyes went wide, freshly startled for the first time since he penetrated her. He drove his aching cock to the hilt inside her, tight and warm. He felt his broad chest heaving against her back. And he pressed against her lips with a surge of desire.


Her first kiss.


The little yellow pegasus closed her eyes. Tears streamed frankly down her face and she pushed back, giving in to it for just a moment. She barely even felt him anymore. Not anywhere but against her lips, breathing against her own mouth.
Passion surged through her. Despite herself, a powerful orgasm suddenly broke, and washed over her from head to hoof, forcing her in deeper to the kiss. Her legs buckled, then gave out under the electric sensation. Her back arched high. Her knees hit the floor and Big Mac fell with her, his hips staying pressed to hers, his aching shaft buried inside her.
She gasped breathlessly against his mouth, jaw hanging open and lips pressed to his, making not a sound.

>>27070802
i am only going to buy 3 any more then that is just stupid

Back to the original topic.

I'm surprised you zebraz didn't post this...

>>27070548
Any one have any thoughts on this?

>>27070772
So we've gone from rarity plotting to get her friends laid to her plotting to get EVERYONE raped?

>>27070802
> And then they car chased.

>>27070843

OH SHIT NIGGER IS THAT SOME PUTT PUTT

>>27070843
it says some shit but it doesnt sound like pinkie at all

>>27070786

Background pony who, due to an animation error, appeared with crossed eyes in one episode. She became so popular that eventually the animators started to give her crossed eyes intentionally.

>>27070829
Nobody?

LURRA

All you people asking for rape fics are subhuman, it's a goddamn adorable childrens show for fucks sake. I actually like the show and I'm ashamed I'm even associated with you by proxy. You've lost sight of what's really important. Lesbian shipping fics.

>>27070817
You know what? I have no clue. Somebody asked me to do this Rarity orchestrates rape story and I started giving it some thought. Now I've got a million ideas and some of them are pretty good. I guess I've been inspired.

>>27070914
Lesbians are so mainstream

>>27070850

I can't tell if this rape is brutal, mind-breaking, tender, gentle, nihilistic, loving, or just primal.
It's like... it's confusing.

Hey guys, what's goi-

>Rape stories
>Bad fanfiction
>Straight shipping

I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

>>27070850
I would berate this like I have for the last few posts you have made, but I'm tired of this going absolutely nowhere.

>>27070899
>Saving Faceless' stories
I seriously herp de derp derp

>>27070912
Why don't these things ever stop being hilarious?

>>27070863
>then

nigga you dumb

>>27070914
That's been done to death

>>27070875
If the mane cast is being done... I'm considering the secondary characters. Thirteen so far.

>>27070937
>all of the above

>>27070928
Someone already doing this story with all 6

>>27070802
Why the fuck does a pony need a car?

>>27070938

>Straight Shipping

This is still a joke right?

People don't really get mad over straight shipping, do they?

>>27070875
The next logical step is the other main 5 finding out about Rarity's plan and then raping her en masse

no futa

>>27070942
>I would berate this like I have for the last few posts you have made, but I'm tired of this going absolutely nowhere.
Get over yourself and learn some patience, you pent-up pervert. She had a goddamn orgasm for crying out loud.

>>27070966
which 13? all of the Flower Trio I hope

>>27070990
I think it's just a recurring joke. Ignore it.

>>27070990
Wouldn't surprise me

>>27070966
Can we get a list of the potential 13?

>>27069143
> ponies
> ass men
oh you.

>>27071003
I never even got hard. I just wanted to see it end but now no longer care.

Which pony is the sluttiest?

>>27071050
So why are you still complaining?
What are you some kind of bitch?

Which pony would you fuck

>>27071057
Rarity is the popular answer. Followed by Dash, then Fluttershy.

Pinkie is either extremely naive about sex or a raging "fuck everyone anywhere anytime" nympho

>>27069143
I like ass. I really like the ass. I really, really love fucking women from behind and holding their hips and rutting them good and proper because frankly frontal missionary is really hard to navigate sometimes.

I'd rather slip it in deep and thick and straight and strong, thanks.

It's even better when you can bend over and grab her hair and pull just as you pound a little extra-hard.

>>27070914
This is stroking my grimdark in ways i never knew existed.

Feels good man.

>>27071029
>>27071004

I guess I'll say who the victims are, but not the rapists. I'd like to keep it a surprise if I actually go through with this.

Zecora
Sweetie Belle
Little Strong Heart
Scootaloo
Lyra, Bon Bon, Tootsie Flute (one story)
Applebloom
Mrs. Cake
Cheerilee
Spitfire
Inky and Blinky
Derpy

Make that 14

>>27071073
Ignore Tripfag and just continue writing. Some of us are liking your story.

>mfw this thread

but I'm going to deal with it...-now wishes this was a gif with the shades dropping over Twilight's eyes- and no not the jumping one

>>27071057
Pinkie, of course.

>>27071081
... Well, that's a pretty straightforward answer except for the part where it doesn't mention ponies or why you like them.

So that said, COOL STORY BRO.

>>27070740
I fixed few.

>>27071098

>everyones gettin' raped

>>27071081
Well see there you go, ponies are perfect for that. They're girls who are permanently on all fours, ffs. The potential in that is just through the roof.

>>27071093
DINKY.

I know you can do it. If you're doing the CMC you may as well bundle her in as an afterthought, their slick juices lubricating her own too-tight cunt.

>>27071098

>>27071093
Scratch or Gilda or the Mayor or Octavia? Just throwin' out suggestions.

>>27071093
>Zecora
>Cheerilee
>Applebloom

Given the subject matter, these are the notes of top interest for me.

>Reads though this thread

Are you people seriously that horny for animated ponies? Come the fuck on, it's a bad joke, right? I could understand a thread about caped girls and everybody getting fucking excited about Power Girl or Wonder Woman, but cartoon ponies? And you wonder why the media grills you. You're a fucking laughing stock.

>>27071113
>no not the jumping one
There's another?

dinky rape is going too far

>>27071117
Took someone long enough to say that.

Y'all are slackin'

>>27071117
Even you Cosmo?

>>27071147
I'm curious to see this.

er, somebody asked for a link to my stories?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

havent put up the braemac one yet though

>>27071144
No, most of us are here for the weird discussion points, i.e. what kind of beer would the ponies prefer.

The porn's just something that's hard to avoid.

>>27071138
I'll see what I can come up with.

>>27071144
It's a good thing that /co/ doesn't sexualize any other cartoon for any reason right Bender?

Zoidberg for one is glad that the rest of /co/ is such saintlike!

>>27071144

>>27071144
But ive never actually fapped to ponies, i only talk about fucking ponies because it find it humorous.

>>27071156
Nope. It isn't. It is in no way too far.

I say it's not far enough. You need to molest her and make her feel uncomfortable in her own skin and at school first. Make it Cheerilee, then introduce her equally lascivious boyfriend Pokey.

Make it worse and worse by degrees. Dinky knows it's wrong but won't tell because it feels just a little too good between the shudders of revulsion.

>>27071211

>>27071164

>>27071211
>the rape takes place within 4 paragraphs and is over
>the next 7 paragraphs are about the consequences
>guiltiest fap ever

>>27071211

>>27071155

>read the whole thing, interested
>they held hands

...Wait, what?

Also, this didn't really go anywhere. What's up with that?

>>27071144
we used to talk about the show
a long
long
time ago

too much filly rape itt

needs more alcohol discussion

>>27071144
Yup, of course it is all just a bad joke. Damn man you saw right through it.

>>27071211

what

>>27070850
Caught completely by surprise, he felt himself fall as the young filly's legs gave out under him, his sturdy knees hitting the floor. His collar rattled with the impact and his chest came down on her back. They were pressed together tightly, and he could feel her gasping and panting beneath her. His breathing was ragged. The sensation of her whole body bucking and shivering beneath him, suddenly, was too much to bear. She was already tighter than any mare he'd been with, but to feel her orgasm on him, to feel the waves of pleasure pulse her warm, wet little pussy all around him, was simply more than he could take. Already built up by his own steady rhythm, Mac planted his hooves firmly on the floor, pinning Fluttershy more firmly and slamming into her as deep as possible, grinding his hips to hers. She gasped again, mouth hanging open breathlessly, eyes distant, far away. And then he came.

Fluttershy lay there, haunches raised as much as she could muster, feeling that enormous cock twitch and pulse inside her, Mac shuddering through a powerful orgasm as her own climax died down. She felt hot, wet, filled to overflowing. She knew what he was doing, but feeling it herself, so deep inside, was a totally foreign sensation. She shivered, whimpered, and finally rested her head on the floor between her hooves as his orgasm subsided and the thick wet spurts began to subside. The stallion pulled out slowly, making her shudder, and giving one her last shot across the backside, leaving a sticky, drippy, slick wet streak of white across her left flank.

Mac's senses came back slowly, uninvited. And aghast, he was hit with the weight of what he'd just done.

A long moment later Fluttershy, lying dazed and tired on the floor, weak and used, vaguely felt Mac stepping off of her. Movement beside her. Hot breath on her ear. His voice, uneasy.
"I-... I'm sorry," he muttered, quietly.
He sounded like he meant it.
He didn't know what else to say.

snips x dinky

DO IT FAGGOT

>>27071211

No. No. No. NO! No. HELL NO!

>>27071296
Okay, why naught
Usually when writing, there's drinking involved and a film rolling in the background. Not much is paid attention to the speech, but on recommendation I'd like a short list of movies to drink to. So far I do so to Lost in Translation and Oceans Eleven (dat OST).
Here's Twilight reading a book.

>>27070766
She isn't retarded, I really like it. It's nice

for dash, i dont think its the act itself thats so horrible (themes of degredation are so passe), its that as >>27070154 mentioned, the context of the situation is much more importaint.

the conflicting impulses when faced with propositioning by your hero, how would you say no, would you say no? is this how she saw the night turning out, is it how she saw her first time turning out? what was she hoping for up untill now? so many different factors at odds in the situation, how would a pony deal with it? lash out? or perhaps shut it down inside? whos to say.

>>27071211

>>27071314
Too many feelings in this fic.

I'm pulling out.

>>27071347
i can almost fap to this pic but the face is kinda weird

>>27071314
GODDAMN! I mean that in the best possible way.

>>27071389
>iseewhatyoudidthere

>>27071211
Schlick. Schlick. Schlick.

"This is what happens when you don't pay attention in class," came a peppermint-scented whisper. Behind eyes screwed shut Dinky knew light magenta hair was draping over hier face, achingly close.

Schlick slick schlick.

She tried so hard to stay still, to pretend it was all a test or a doctor's visit, this would all be over soon. The slick sounds ... it was making made it so hard to pretend.

The little slate-gray filly remembered her last report card, full of happy little notes from Cheerilee. "Active imagination" she could recall in bright block letters.

No active imagination could stop the weird feeling she was getting or the rapid beating of her heart in her ears or the weird quivvering in her wings.

"Little filles like that need to be punished," Cheerilee groaned into her ear. A light whistle told Dinky a free hoof was being cocked back -

And her world was full of stars. Her rump ached and the ... rubbing got more intense. She couldn't think straight. Pretend wasn't going to work.

Through screwed up eyes she tried very hard to remember the report card and not how good this used to feel when ... she was alone. And touching herself and thinking happy things-

Another slap. She groaned, her whole frame shaking.

"Little fillies deserve to be hurt," the teacher hissed, "Especially wet ones."

>>27071347
Survivor

>>27071359
>>27071346
>>27071195
>>27071130
>>27071098
>>27070847
>>27070766


Ya know what...you're right...what am I getting mad for...this is all in good fun... I should just relax and laugh about it...

>>27071452
Good for you, A.J.

>>27071434

Shit. I'm out. This is getting too weird for me.

>>27071434


...nope...still not mad...

>>27071434
I just -- no. Fuck no. FUCK YOU.

>>27071452
>>27071482

Nobody cares, shit the fuck up.

>>27071434
Nope, needs more detail.
Not feeling anything but boredom.
I wanted to get mad over the crack of a paddle over a soft rump.
But you had to go simple.

>>27071434

>today's threads

I see consensual pony porn isn't doing it for you all anymore. what will happen when rape fics become tiresome? seasons two is still months away

Is there some pony equivalent to this image?

>>27071452
Derpy x Soarin' really is nice. Consensual, the only warning is that it includes pony boobies

>>27071510

Oh wow, are you me?

>>27071535
4-5 more months.

My body is ready.

>>27071535
I usually chalk these up to day threads. But now it's inching towards the evening time.

Kloudmutt is Streaming

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

>>27071452
>>27071482
...hit the deck

>>27071536
If someone could put a macro on this, or make a vector...

>>27071535
oh, I'm sure the super talented writers here will think of something

>>27070886

I remember Putt Putt. And Sly fox. And Pajama Sam. And Freddie Fish OH GOD IT'S ALL SO MUCH

>>27071535
you doubt the depths anon's pony-filled imaginations can plumb? come sit down over here little one.

>>27071635

Putt Putt was my god damn childhood. Also Freddi Fish.

>>27071515
Cheerilee's hoof pressed in harder against Dinky's ... bits. Dinky had to think of them as bits because "private place" and "thing you aren't supposed to let anyone touch" had been roundly beaten out of her.

It was starting to hurt. She was using the pointy part against that bud she used to play with before--

"You've been touching yourself, haven't you?" came a dark whisper. Light hairs draped over her backside. The little filly could hear the crinkle of a disapproving frown.

"N-no-" she squeaked, only to be sharply rewarded with another hard strike on her flank.

"Little fillies-" WHACK.

"Don't get-" WHACK.

"WET LIKE THIS-" WHACK. She was starting to feel numb thank Celestia-

"Unless they've been FOOLING THE FOAL," a hard strike on the other rump.

The hoof wasn't rubbing any more. It was grinding away at Dinky. Pretend wasn't working and a hot bath wasn't going to tonight. It was hurting.

She tried not to sob in frustration and ache as she blubbered, "Yes ma'am" through welling tears.

>>27071535
>what will happen when rape fics become tiresome?
They already are. It's just that nobody has made a rapefic this pretentious until now.

so, what's going on in this thread?

>>27071314
She couldn't be mad. She felt hurt, confused. She wanted to cry. But she couldn't be mad.
She lay there, unmoving, breathing slowly. Her mind was nearly blank. She couldn't think about what just happened. She couldn't sit up. She couldn't even lift her eyes. Not that she wanted to look at Big Mac anyway. She just wanted him to go. Why wouldn't he just go?

But he didn't leave yet. He stayed there, kneeling beside her. He couldn't explain himself. He certainly couldn't excuse himself, not for what he'd just done to this poor little filly. She just lay there.
He was worried he'd broken her. He looked after her a long moment, then sighed, hanging his head. He wasn't ashamed of the act, or of being with her. But he had never been so ashamed of his behavior. He breathed deeply, but still, he couldn't find the words. He never was very good with them.
He wondered if he could ever fix this.

Without thinking, he leant down and kissed her on the cheek. She startled suddenly, pulling away instinctively, like she'd been stung. She looked up at him, eyes watery, full of surprise and fear. He looked back, his expression cowed. He shouldn't have done that, he thought. What kind of a thing was that to do, after he'd just hurt this girl like that?

But she couldn't look away from the stallion's eyes now. So big and gentle.
And as she breathed deeply, quietly, catching her breath, her chest started to feel a little less tight.

Mac glanced away, trying to think. He felt about three feet tall. He turned back to the young filly, and all of a sudden she leaned up towards him, eyes watering, but set on him.

They leaned in closer, and they kissed.
And she started to cry.

Tears streamed plainly down the filly's gentle face as Fluttershy put her arm over Big Mac's broad neck, kissing him softly. And he kissed back.
And somewhere in the room above, Rarity grinned.

>>27071535
When those stop working we'll have to switch to full drama and adventure stories! It'll be great!

RS just posted this on his FiMchan thread

>Fuck it. I'm going to do it. People keep telling me they want more HFPS style stuff, and I wrote more rapefics under that name than this one. It's going to be mostly grimdark, sorry requester. Each a short story (<2,000 words). The kind I can easily knock out in a day. Posted as an image file. Rarity as a common villain between all of them. I think I'll call it The Rapering

>>27071535

Wow, Season 2 is really that far away? I completely forgot. I can only imagine how much further these threads will cannibalize themselves until they are just tattered remains.