Old thread:

>>27061204

>>27064492
> That last thread

Spike is my favorite pony and Gilda is my least favorite pony

You swing your arms in a pendular horizontal motion, lodging the axe into the far end. TIMBER, you shout, as the old and decayed apple tree falls, snapping up the withered roots in the process. You pull out the axe again, wooden chips sliding off of it, and you hoist it on your shoulder, wiping the sweat off of your forehead with your arm sleeve. The axehead gives off an orange-esque glint as it reflects the evening sun. Granny Smith had given it to you as an token of appreciation as she told you that you could stay for as long as you want, helping out on the farm. You decide to head back.

>>27064518
Don't ask. Just back away slowly and avoid eye contact.

Could some kind anon post the comic where Celestia trolls Luna into thinking she has a fan, please?

>>27064527
I hope nice things are on the way.

>>27064527
Reported.

>>27064527
Hot supper awaits you on the table, the others already headed off to bed, all except Applebloom. You pat the filly on the head and thank her, and then tell her to go to bed. "Sure thing big bro!" You smile as she trots up the stairs. You'd been accepted into the family as if one of their own. You sit down to dig in. One empty, licked clean platter later, you lean back on the chair and relax. *creak* Huh, must've been the wind. *creak* There it is, again. *creak* And again. *creak* You're certain it's not the wind anymore, as the sound repeats itself with equal time between. *creak* You stand up, and sneak up the stairs. *Creak* the sound is getting louder as you walk closer to its origin. *Creak.* "ahnn..." You're outside Big Mac's room. You find a chipped hole in the wall, and you peer inside.

>>27064538
oh god what did I miss

FACELESS YOU STUPID FUCKASS USE THE OLD THREAD

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE FILTERED, I KNOW YOU'RE POSTING YOUR AWFUL SHIT

>>27064538
>not keeping a rape fetish in your fridge in 2011

I seriously hope you don't do this, Tripfag McGee.

>>27064443
i herd u liek griffins

>>27064527
Ohboyherewego.jpg

I'd rather see Trixie than Gilda again.

>>27064570
Reported.

>>27064572
>>27064518

Something happen?

>>27064572

The beginning of that mass rapefic that that one anon has been talking about for days

>>27064570
Big Mac is erect. Something yellow-orange lays underneath him. It's also erect. You stumble backwards, landing with an audible 'thud'. *Cr-Crea-crick!* Big Mac opens the door, peeking out with his head only. He looks at you, seeing your blush, he stares down on the floor. The other individual creeps up on the other side as well, a colt with wavy hair. "Aheh... howdy partner..." he says with a sheepish grin. "Mighty sorry if we happn'd to wake ya up, I'm Braeburn." Mac looks at your face, and notices your blush. He's staring down at the floor. As you lay there, recollecting your thoughts, something strikes you. You say that you recall Braeburn being of the Apple Family, to which he chuckles nervously. "Y...Yeah, that's right..." You look downwards, and you blush harder. Braeburn notices that his erection is showing out from behind the wall. It's thick and slender, pre drooping. You close your eyes to think of other stuff, but the image of it comes to mind immediately, and you can feel your pants getting tighter. "Well shucks, it looks like your little feller quite likes what he sees!"

>>27064619
Oh come on, he's only been talking about it since last night.

>>27064619
>Talking about for days
Since yesterday!

This may be dweebish, but MLP has been healing my soul of wounds I didn't know I had. Nothing has ever been this pure. The pwnies have made the world a better place to live in.

>>27064643
the one where Rarity gets all the ponies raped? Not gonna lie, with all the hype my interest has been piqued.

>>27064625
The door closes, Mac and Braeburn standing on each side around you, licking all over your body, their rough tongues pressing at your skin and clothes. You quickly undress, and they start licking at your legs, making you shiver in delight. "Now jus' stand still, Ah'll make you feel good." he says, as he places his muzzle between your thighs, licking upwards as you let your legs slide apart a bit, and his tongue drags up between your balls, and he gives them a suckle, before reaching up to your pucker, which he prods and laps at. At the same time, Mac has kneeled down to an usual sitting position, and he nuzzles at your cock, looking up at you as if he's a cute schoolfilly. He takes it in his mouth, suckling it in its entirety, lapping up your balls into his mouth, and you lay one hand between his mane and ear, breathing harder than usual. Braeburns tongue slides inside your sphincter, the wetness pressing against your walls, and you clench your legs together in reflex, squeezing your buttocks against his muzzle.

holy shit you guys.
what the fuck happened in that last thread? geezis

>>27064619
At least it's an interesting premise.

Again I say I want to see more of these two.

Appeared together throughout the season, including at the gala in the finale.

>>27064670
Ponies cured my allergies and got me that heart transplant I needed desperately.

>>27064672

It starts at >>27063885

>>27064675
Drool trickling down your thighs, the two colts lick, suck, and prod away until suddenly Mac lifts his head up, looking over around to Braeburn, who also pulls out. "Switch positions, partner!" He walks over the the center of the bedroom, and turns his ass towards you. "Ride me as hard as you can, I can take it." He turns his face forward again, and Big Mac walks up over Braeburn, his girth slapping gently against his chin, and you grab Braeburns ass-cheeks. You thrust forward as he places his lips against Macs' cockhead, and he's forced forward a bit, taking down more of Big Mac's member than he had planned for, gagging a moment as you keep on thrusting, slapping your balls against his, sending a sharp feel up the base of your spine every time, coaxing you to do it harder and harder. You squeeze his right buttcheek hard as you pull your left hand as far back as you can, and you slam it down again, slapping him hard enough to make his firm buttocks wiggle, and he moans deep on Macs' cock. He turns his head sideways, pushing forward, taking Big Mac to the hilt, and you see Mac close his eyes, sighing deeply. You stroke his cheek with one of your hands, leaning in to kiss him, and he lets your tongue slide in, playing around with you, looking into each others eyes.

>>27064610
Oh thank god, now I can eat breakfast and go to school without worrying about missing anything.

>>27064706
thanks. I hope it's not utterly terrible.

>>27064706
Actually that's five or six posts in, but the others are in a 404'd thread.

>>27064675
>Sticking your dick inside a horses mouth

Oh god no, i would never do something like that.

Quick question:
Rarity's room is on the second floor, above her shop, right?

>>27064686
scratch that.

what the fuck is happening in THIS thread?! wtf faceless, this is not pony. this is not pony a'TALL

I'd like a genuine christmas/holiday special to come with the upcoming season. I'm a sucker for holiday specials and I bet the FiM team could produce one of the better ones in years.

>>27064690
I'd like to see more of them two. Maybe with Lily and Rose spying on them while they date.

>>27064710
He breaks the kiss, a deep murmur on his lips as he looks at you, blushing, with half-closed eyelids. Braeburn pulls back his head, the bulge in his throat moving with, as Big Mac's cock plops out of his mouth. "L-Let's... change up position.." Big Mac sits on his haunches, leaning his back on the wall, motioning you with a 'come hither'. You kneel down, stroking his fat cock up and down, wrapping your arms around the pulsating warm member, and you lick under the glans of his cockhead. He shudders, but puts his hoofs against your shoulders, pushing you gently away. "sit." he whispers in a low, yet very deep, tenor voice, like smooth silk gracing your ears. You turn around, legs on each sides of his haunches, and you lower yourself gently. It goes in easily, his entire girth coated with Braeburns saliva, and you manage to go down half the way. Braeburn walks up to you, and he presses his lips against yours, giving you a hard, plain and simple kiss.

>>27064735
Yes.

>>27064735
Yeah.

>>27064690
I want to see more of them too. Some cute shipping art like all the stuff lyrabon gets would be great.

>>27064610

>>27064714
Nothing important ever happens in these threads.

>>27064690
A legitimate straight pairing?

I like.

>>27064748
ending;
You lap at his cockhole, dragging your fingers on his glans, making Braeburn squeal in pleasure. Mac is thrusting upwards, making you bounce up, sliding down further and further every time. Braeburn pushes towards you, and you open your mouth wide, taking as much of his girth as you can. It's throbbing madly, and he's already breathing heavily. Mac thrusts harder and harder, he's obviously also getting close, and you stroke Braeburn's cock while you lick deep on it, and he cums, shooting his thick load down your throat, coating it almost entirely. You cup Mac's balls in your hands now, squeezing and pulling at them, and he whimpers, choking his moan as he fills you up with his warm, virile semen.

You wake up, Mac still inside of your ass, limp, and Braeburn resting his head on your thighs, both of them sleeping, and you smile, closing your eyes again, nuzzling against Macintosh's body.

>>27064744

Winter Wrap Up was a holiday special.

The summary of an average pony thread

>>27064794

I agree.

But there's also Carrot and Cup Cake.

>>27064744
there's been rumors of a halloween episode

>>27064810
I'm post some futa but it's not pony related.

>>27064746

>Lily and Rose spying on them while they date

>>27064810
Sounds about right and by about, I mean depressing.

So how many bronies ITT read fics on ED?

Assuming some do, if you haven't read Fallout Equestria, I'm fan-girling for it right here, right now.

I would seriously BUY that work, in print. It's fucking absurdly good.

>mfw LilPip is a boss

>>27064746
>>27064766
are you me? D:

Also what the fuck capcha, how the hell do I type a that? I'm way too lazy to look up those alt codes. D:

>>dweebs general

>>27064849
When it doubt, type ponies.

>>27064801
Reported.

>>27064849
I'll support anything involving any of the flower girls

>>27064821

>mfw Carrot top is not a lesbian

>>27064849

It only checks one of the two terms in these captchas, so when you get stuff like that, just type in gibberish.

>>27064887
she already has to put up with derpy's fridge raids

>>27064887

Not Carrottop, Carrot Cake. The dude from Sugarcube Corner.

>>27064847
I've only ever read Fallout: Equestria, because I'm already interested in Fallout, and everyone kept saying how good it was.

And yes, I would purchase it if it had a book release.

>>27064887
I think he's talking about Mr. & Mrs. Cake. Mr. Cake is Carrot Cake.

>>27064887
She does like Carrots.

>>27064873
It's Spoiled. Why would you report him? Plus, Faceless has been working on this for days now... DAYS!

And ta Faceless: good job. I didn't find it sexually attractive at all, but it was still a good read.

In for a penis, in for a pound.

“So,” Applejack said. “Did everybody have fun?”
“Actually,” Twilight started to say, “I...”
“Oh, it was delightful,” Fluttershy said.
“It was the most interesting orgy I’ve been to in years,” Rarity said. “Princess Luna has completely reinvented the concept. It’s the next big thing.”
“Is it over?” Fluttershy asked. “Already? Everybody just gets to use their... you know... once?”
“Um,” Twilight said. “I never actually got a chance...”
“Oh, not at all, darling,” Rarity interrupted Twilight to reply to Fluttershy. “I’m sure it’s not even half way over. We’ll all have a chance to recover if we want to go again.”
“Go again?” Twilight asked. “Recover? I never even got a chance to use it yet.”
“Didn’t ya, Twilight?” Applejack asked sarcastically. “Didn’t ya? Wait... did you? Shoot. Now I can’t even remember. This is mighty confusing. I thought that... Good gravy, girl! Look at that thing on you!” It had been right there in front of them the whole time, but they hadn’t even noticed.
“Sacre bleu!” Rarity exclaimed. “C’est magnifique.”
Fluttershy squealed and hid behind Rarity.
“It wasn’t this big last time,” Twilight said, looking down. She wasn’t sure if she should be proud of it, or if she had just scared her friends away.
“Shoot, ah ain’t seen them come that big outside of a horse ranch.”
“I think it’s even bigger than Pinkie’s,” Rarity said.
“Wha?” Pinkie gargled from beneath Dash. “Let me see! Let me see!” She pushed Dash off of her and scrambled off the table. “Ooo!”

>>27064925
danke.

>>27064851
shut up gilda.

I've heard about that "heart of gold" bullshit. No, thats just what you want to believe. Fine. But the truth is, you're a callow, selfish bitch, and until you accept that fact, you'll do nothing but run from it, hurting everyone you care about along the way.
Now piss off of it.

>>27064916

Oh ok, still i dont think she is a dyke

>>27064934
“Damn, Twilight,” Dash said. “Even I’m impressed.”
Twilight blushed deeply. She crossed her legs and held her hands together below her waist, in a failed attempt to conceal it. She was uncomfortable with all the attention.
“Why didn’t you show us that before, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.
“Well, I didn’t have much opportunity. Everybody was so eager to use theirs.”
“Gee, we’re sorry, Twilight,” Applejack said. Everybody nodded their heads.
“And everybody was so pre-occupied with size and what it looked like. Pinkie was so proud of hers. And Rarity and Applejack almost got in a fight over theirs. I guess I was so afraid of acting like a showoff, that I hid a part of who I am. I didn’t want you to hate me.”
“Hate you?” all of her friends said at once.
“Whatever do you mean, darling?” Rarity asked. “How could I ever hate anyone with such a magnificent specimen?”
“Heavens to Betsy, girl. We knew you were sportin’. But not that much. We’re proud to have a friend as well-hung as you is. And after you’re done whuppin and a wailing on our hind quarters, we’ll be even prouder.”
“Really?” Twilight asked.
All the girls nodded in agreement.
“I’d sparkle your twilight, if you know what I mean,” Fluttershy said.
All of the girls laughed at once.
“Thanks, girls. You’ve shown me it’s OK to be proud of my penis, and there are times that it’s okay to show it off.”
A husky, motherly voice came from behind Twilight. “It sounds like you’ve learned an important lesson in friendship today, my most faithful student.”

>>27064925
>still a good read

You have bad taste in writing.

>>27064884

Indeed.

I also like the previously suggested dynamic of the other two being jealous of Daisy's boyfriend and spying on them

I usually find lack of Leth's involvement as a good litmus test for how bad threads are, even though he's some type of AI

>>27064966
... You son of a bitch. Now I want futa.

YOU HAVE MADE ME WANT FUTA YOU INTENSE NIGGER.

I love you, man.

>all these fics
Naw man, naw. Moderation is key when dealing with porn, or else it gets old.

Also, platinum Blonde dash is a thing that exists.

>>27064949
Bitte Schon.

>>27064911
I was going to wait for when (or if) it ended to read, but with RS and Faceless dumping their new (read: xeroxed) porn fics, I guess it's as good a time as any to get started.

"What did the doctor say, Applejack?"

>>27064966
>>27064934

>>27064934
>>27064966
Reported.

>>27064809

Enh, I don't personally feel "Just about time for the snow to go away and spring to come!" gives xmas-y sentiments. I want something with gift exchanges, Santa Pony, and Pinkie Pie sloshed and dancing on the table at the office party.

>>27065030
>Also, platinum Blonde dash is a thing that exists.

Here, have some negro Rarity.

>>27065049
It's not very well written.

BUT IT HAS FALLOUT SO WE MUST READ IT HERP HERP HERP HERP

I'll give it a shot but it's really been spinning wheels for the past five chapters at least.

Does anyone know what Angel is dressed as?

>>27064934
>>27064966


and what's even more troubling, why do I like it?

>>27065050

>>27065078
Don't do this to me man I need an excuse to leave this thread.

Also, is there world-building? The /tg/ thread yesterday made me hungry for that shit.

>>27065075
The only humanized that i havent seen black is Applejack.

Yes, there is a Black Fluttershy somewhere.

>>27065094
He's a Legionnaire from Fallout New Vegas.

That FUCKING GAME. : (

>>27065063

One of the mane cast need to be pony-Jewish

>>27065061
Big Macintosh tucked Applebloom in, and she groaned, it had been a long day and spending the night-hours with her big brother was something she'd grown to anticipate greatly.

>>27065094

Space Marine?

>>27064983
>You have bad taste in writing.
More like an open palate of writing preference. I believe every story is good, whomever the writer or style. Do I have a bad taste for liking Cupcakes?

>>27065078
For me the reason why it was so captivating was the continuing speculation of the Watcher and what happened to the mane cast...

Now that we now about Watcher all that remains for me is the mane cast...
Witch all seemed to suffered Horrible Deaths...

Except for Twi, Rarity and Fluttershy.
We don't know anything about them.

>>27065128
Lol, oh Faceless...

>>27064670
Ponies got me the 2000$ I needed for my magical "Stay alive" medicine. Can you help?

hey guys I was told you actually discuss the show over here

>>27065115
It's really shitty world building. If you know what fallout is you can pretty much wager a guess what they're talking about and skip the first chapter or two. It's just a whole bunch of pony puns stapled to the scrotum of Fallout until the character arc starts.

It's interesting enough to read for bravery in fandom but it's pretty shitty writing and pacing.

>>27065129

>>27065152
>rape
>futa
>dicks
ponies? Here? Ha!

>>27065075
>negro
>implying she's not east indian like most smart kids

in cartoons, purple/blue hair insinuates often you are brown, green hair means you're philipino/hawaiian.

Damn, does anyone have the "Oh u" Fluttershy picture? I keep forgetting to save it.

>>27065150
Wait, really?

>>27065094
Black templars space marine if I recall

>>27065128
Reported.t

>>27065152
no not really

>>27065180
>not having this pic saved

>>27065078

What are you on about?
As unpublished work goes, the prose is fucking quality. I know we're going subjective here, but I have some pretty high standards, being an obsessive reader.

And I'm unable to decipher this -
>I'll give it a shot but it's really been spinning wheels for the past five chapters at least.

So you haven't read it but you're keeping up on reviews? Is that what thats supposed to mean?

>>27065198
Reported

>>27065198
You've got a sick, t.wisted mind.

>>27065174

>>27065189
Really!

Just send all money as a blank check to
sanguiniusfaceless@paypal.com

Good fanfiction disturbs me more than the best fanart.

>>27065209
I mean I've read the fucking thing and I didn't like it. I know this is getting into >opinions but yes. I've read. Every chapter.

It has NOT BEEN TURNING AROUND.

>>27065231
seems legit...

>>27065207
Thank ya

Don't, just don't, use #password as your tripcode.

>>27065121

This one?

>Implying it's not delicious brown girl.

>>27065231
sanguiniusfaceless@paypal.com
all of my money?

>>27065231
... Well played.

>>27065247
Dammit they're on to me.

FACELESS HOW DO YOU DO IT?

>>27065255
And why the fuck not?

>>27065142
geezis man, the way Pinkie went out... verged me to manly tears. shit was hardcore...

Fanfiction: convincing bad writers that they are accomplished authors since 1983

>>27065255
err,
>>27065152

>>27065268
You've gotta add in some baww factor in there.

>>27065078
>I'll give it a shot but it's really been spinning wheels for the past five chapters at least.
This. It started promising, but then something went wrong. I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>27065262
>Chistery in a thread
>Haven't gotten nostalgiaboner'd yet
>Must be too early for her to be drinking

Mac startled, hunching forward suddenly. His hooves stamped the floor loudly and his collar rattled. He did what little he could to hide his raging erection, which pulsed painfully with every heartbeat. He had never ached like this in all his life. And now he knew he wasn't going to get any release. His vision was cloudy, hemmed in by darkness at the edges. Tunnel vision, like he'd get working too hard in the fields without taking a break. His heart pounded in his head. He could barely hear the filly over it as she spoke in her shy, muttered tone. It hurt. It was hard to think about anything else.
After an awkward pause, he glanced subtly, sideways towards her. He knew her. One of AJ's friends. Fluttershy? Yeah, that was it. She was cute. Cuter than he'd realized before.
Thankfully she was the shy sort. Broke eye contact after she came in. He didn't relax just yet, but Big Mac felt a little relieved that she wouldn't be looking too closely. He had too much to hide. She pawed her hoof at the floor a little awkwardly, her delicate wings folded against her slim sides. She WAS cute.

"Fluttershy, is that you?" Rarity's voice called out through the ceiling. "Oh thank you so much for coming! Do you mind closing up after yourself? I'll be out in just a minute!"
Fluttershy made some soft "oh" noise, barely audible, and turned to fix the door. She slipped the lock into place and turned the sign around, bringing the blinds down. The store was closed. Bathed only in candlelight, she sat patiently, if a little awkwardly, near the counter. Big Mac fidgeted uncomfortably.
The devious unicorn smiled in her room, peering through a hole in the floor, watching the two unseen from above. She'd just willingly sprung her own trap. It was brilliant, really.

Mac kept stealing glances at Fluttershy, but she didn't notice. He tried hard to keep his mind off sex. It wouldn't work.

>>27065209
> "fucking quality"

?

Fallout Is:
> first person narrative
> each and every sentence begins with I in chapter 25, barring dialogue
> there's nothing but motherfucking dialogue that's detached from the realm of sights and sounds
> this writer is a brain in a jar with a faulty connection
> It's nothing but asspie self-insert with a femme pony who gets (some of) the ladies and occasionally sees VERY SAD THINGS

>>27065305
When I read that part I hoped that it was just a random pony with a Twi figurine.
Then I remember Watcher saying that they only gave the statues to family or the others.

The fucking message didn't help...

At that point we still didn't know if Watcher was Spike or Twi. I hoped it was Twi just so she could finally receive it.

>>27065029
Ask and you shall receive in the ass.

Why the fuck is this thread being flooded with fanfiction?

>>27065311
That feel when I've been writing fanfiction for 7 years and still think all my stuff is shit even though I've improved like a motherfucker

>>27065242
Im sorry brony, but you're complaining about the quality of the single longest fic on ED, starting from the beginning. One at some point would wonder why the shit you went through it with nothing but disdain.

then again, pointless argument is pointless. Any fics you do enjoy? I wanna get a parallel established.

>>27065155
Still going to give it a whirl I guess. I suppose I'll just comment every chapter until I give up.

I guess I'll start on chapter two since I am no stranger to the Fallout universe (at least for 3, which this is probably most influenced by).

>you will never be carried away by octavias dulcet tones, lost in a moment of sublime artistic expression.

>>27065394
Write some original shit. Stop jacking off other people's intellectual property and WRITE SOME ORIGINAL SHIT.

>>27065420
Just read it all, it still introduces the characters and crap in the beginning.

>>27065393
I don't know.

>>27065420
Dude read it.
It's very interesting and despite being based on Fallout the only thing we predicted correctly was Watcher.
And even then we were mostly wrong.

>>27065365
Just use the fucking spoilers you... you...
Double zebra.

>>27065404
Sky Over Canterlot was good until it ... wasn't.
Memories of Those Long Deceased
Bubbles
Forever and Always
It's a Dangerous Business
Rose Tinted (I like pretty ponies in purple prose sometimes okay?)
And most recently Simply Rarity.

I'd point out, as a sidebar, "single longest" doesn't mean "single best."

>>27065437
>Not using the gif
Here you go.

>>27065440
I've been writing my own shit for probably three to four years, and I still don't like it.

>>27065365

The stallion's eyes traced over Fluttershy's back, down her haunches, over her rear. She was so small, so delicate, and yet so nicely-shaped. It's not that Big McIntosh was into small girls, it's just that, well, relatively, nearly everyone in Ponyville was small compared to him. He couldn't exactly help that, could he? And he always thought himself gentle enough...
Please, he thought, just leave. Get out of here. Even as his eyes followed the curves of her hind legs, or lingered suggestively at her mouth.
Usually he had such self-control, but now, he was just so tense. He ached so badly he couldn't stand it. His head was pounding with his heartbeat. He could barely see. He tried hard to cool down. Normally, he could. He could just will the thoughts away. But with every passing second, it just got worse and worse. He bit his lip and whimpered.

Fluttershy glanced to the big red pony suddenly, looking a little worried. "Um... Are you all right, Big McIntosh?" she asked gently, as though the mere question was a rude imposition she had to apologize for. "You look... more red than usual."
"Yes," he thought, "Please go away."
"No," he said, "I... could use some help."

He bit his lip. Why did he say that? He really couldn't help it. But Fluttershy seemed so innocent, he couldn't rope her into this. How old was she, again?

"Oh dear. What's wrong? What can I do?" she asked, a bit louder than before, stepping up to the stallion with a genuinely concerned expression.
Nothing, he thought.
Or everything.
He twitched, unseen. Throbbing. Aching. Raw.
He needed release.
He needed her.
Right here.

"Fluttershy," he said plainly, standing up a bit and turning to face her. She watched him, her tender gaze on his glazed eyes. She waited for him to continue, but movement caught her eye as he shifted his weight. She glanced beneath him.
Her eyes widened. Her cheeks turned red.
Somewhere upstairs, Rarity grinned.

>>27065380
Wait, how many ladies does she get?

>fanfiction

>>27065479
>Simply Rarity

Okay the parents are dead but Sweetie Bell said Wawity. So fucking cute. Now if only we got to the part where she gets rid of that silly name, I mean really Uniq...
...
goddammit author, godfuckingdammit

>>27065437
Even though someone posted it a couple days ago, I prefer this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AYEgwwCYWw

>>27065501
I don't like mine either :/

>that feel when I'm 11 single-spaced pages into a short story that's going to last at least 20 more pages and I have no idea how the fuck to get from where I am to where I want to go

>>27065479
Good selections you have there. I'd still argue that FoE writing style surpasses most of those, but nevertheless.

anyone read "Paradise"? Also long, and spectacular imo. it's one of the oldest fics on ED and just got continued after I'd given up hope for months. Highly rec'd if you haven't read it.

>>27065552
That scene drove me to double-drinking.

>>27065561
>single-spaced
why would you do that? It looks crammed and gross. Other than that, yeah...
>that feel

>>27064847
Dude I'm reading chapter five right now. Shit's so good imo. I had to go to the wiki to see how ghouls worked though

Also I really liked that Scratch/Octavia radio show story

>>27065479
Bubbles gave me a sad. But at least there's this pic.

>>27065523
I thought everyone was cool wit Gdocs now. So the stuff wouldnt take up much space.

>List of fanfics
>Luna's Goodwill Tour _still_ not finished
I don't have any fitting reaction faces.

>>27065470
honestly, I don't even like Fallout, which is odd because I have a thing for post-apoc style themes, but Fallout Equestria dragged me in, and I read the whole thing in two days.

>inb4 velevet remedy is a manipulative bitch

>>27065606
>why single spaced

Makes me feel more accomplished. I like to see lots and lots of black on the page.

>>27065583
Paradise is great but really painful to read, especially those sisterly moments when you know what will happen to Luna

>>27065479
>Sky Over Canterlot was good until it ... wasn't.
Was it the sleeping with Luna part, or the Trixie crap?

>>27065626
Gdocs is the way to go, hoofs down.

>>27065632
I can't do single spaced. It just looks wrong to me. But hey, to each his own.

>>27065626
Oh, sorry. People were telling me to post more so I was just giving it out as I wrote it. I didn't realize that was the more annoying option in these threads.

I'll just wait until I finish this chapter to post anything then. My apologies.

>>27065437

Her tones actually sound horribly screechy and out of tune. You see, the ponies never heard the human instruments played properly, they don't know what they are really supposed to sound like.

>>27065552
Promised myself I could draw one thing that actually satisfies my unreasonable expectations of my art, it would be to someday do a great picture of Unique.

Just to make the four people on /co/ who have read Simply Rarity die crying.

...What have I started?

>>27065642
>>27065642

>Paradise is great but really painful to read, especially those sisterly moments when you know what will happen to Luna

DUDE RIGHT?! Especially that scene in the last chapter, where they're play fighting in the stream and it makes horribly innocuous allusions to the life-or-death fight that we all know is in their future!!

hhhnnnnnnnngggggg

>>27065685
Im just saying tidier, not that IM upset.
Its just odd seeing a return to old form
By all means continue!

>>27065719
Paradise is one of those stories I know - truly know - I must read.

But I know it'll tear at my soul. It will leave weeping gashes.

Do I dare open my heart to something I know that will break it?

The link rests on the screen, blue and unclicked.

>>27065621

That explain how she survives!

>>27065709
a fanfiction thread.

Luke Allen, one of a gro­wing number My Little Pony fanboys known as “bronies,” poses with two action figures from McDonald's Happy Meals.

Each day, out-of-work computer prog­rammer Luke Allen self-medicates by watching animated ponies have magical adventures.

“As a person with Asperger syndrome, I learned more about theory of mind, friendships and social interactions from this season than I had in the previous 31 ye­ars of life.”

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/

>>27065666
Okay, can we just have a hand raising for "What the fuck just happened did Twilight just grow a dick OH GOD WHY IS SHE PREGNANT HTHNNNNNGH this story has gone off the rails"?

That's the answer. It was the fucking-Twilight thing. Trixie's alright in my book to write as authors please.

>>27065709
I'd rather fanfiction be discussed than most of the topics these days.

>>27065719
The funny thing is I never though about it till the least chapter.
I mean it's so happy til the last few chapters.
Then there was that long period it didn't update.

The stream scene really made me think about quitting it...
I just can't they bound more and more and it just becomes unbearable...

so um...

anyone ever considered hacking the HUB and posting some ponibooru on that shit?

not that i'd condone such a thing or anything. just... just saying...

>>27065621

Whats up with the Derpy and Raindrop stuff suddenly? Showers is the yellow pegasus she always appears with, not Raindrop.

Does some artist just dig Derpy + Raindrop just because?

>>27065559

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IliwQImJrYE

>>27065768
Read it. It's not more painful then Simply Rarity.
And at least it makes you happy when they play together...

>>27065670
Yeah, but

>that feel when you're done writing it and you highlight the entire thing and apply 1.5 spacing to it and suddenly you've written 50% more than you thought you did

>>27065804
>"What the fuck just happened did Twilight just grow a dick OH GOD WHY IS SHE PREGNANT HTHNNNNNGH this story has gone off the rails"?
Whaaat? Nevermind, I don't even want to know.

>>27065768
hearts are meant to be broken. live your life, and read Paradise

>>27065870
>that feel when you know how much you've written isn't determined by page numbers

OK I got high and didn't come WHAT did I miss?

>>27065768
If I just started it, you can too.

Click.

>>27065830
All I can recall was that Showers was the one next to Derpy after she dropped stuff on Twilight.

Fanfic thread?
What do you guys think about Mort Takes a Holiday

>>27065804
That is not the same story

Chapter one finished.

How many times must one repeat "SHE'S GONE AND IT'S YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUULLLLTTT" before they feel that the reader has comprehended "SHE'S GONE AND IT'S YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUULLLLTTT"?

>>27065935
>>27065830
OOPS I meant to say Raindrop was the one next to her

>>27065924
Everything.
Again.

>>27065914
You're one of those word-count addicts, huh?

man now i'm tempted to get a tripcode just so this doesn't get confusing

>>27065960
CHapter one of what?

So, does Derpy live with Carrot Top or does Derpy live in a cardboard box somewhere and Carrot Top just lets her hang at her place constantly out of pity?

>yfw Derpy raids the fridge so often because shes starving

We need more OctaviaxVinyl fics

>>27065960
omelet du fromage?

>>27065768
It will probably not break your heart, it's not really sad at all. The constant >humans
is kind of killing it for me though.

>>27065828

Because the last thing The Hub needs is more of this faggotry, right?
Good job ruining the franchise in that case. I'd doubt they'll tolerate a show that attracts this shit.

>>27065866
>>27065902
>>27065926

>Paradise

Personally, I think it's the perfect depiction of Luna. Neither the tear-jerk simpleton nor the psychotic attention whore.
She's calm, reserved, and observant. Unsure of herself, yes, the little sister and all that implies, yes. But she's still Luna. That's the Luna I'd write.

>>27065980

Derpy have her own place, she have a foal after all

>>27065976
Better indicator than page numbers I think, so yeah. I try to go for at least 3,000 words before I determine if a story's worth sticking with or not.

>>27065979
Fallout Equestria.

Need to pick up my dog from the groomers and then buckle my ass own for 10+ pages of what is sure to be more loaded, monotonous descriptions where it reads like the author is paid by the adjective.

>>27066048
> 10+ pages
NOPE

>>27066034
You're probably right. Come to think of it, I've never done a word count on my current project...

>6511 words

Hmm.

>>27065509
"Oh," she whispered shyly. She quickly glanced away, both out of embarrassment and respect, not wanting the stallion to feel more uncomfortable with her gaze upon him. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-" she stopped herself, unable to even continue that thought, trailing off instead.
He took the gesture as demure submission. Deep down he knew that's not what it was, but he convinced himself pretty quickly. Big McIntosh just stood and circled halfway around the delicate yellow pegasus. "I need yer help," he repeated all too breathily, eyes half-lidded with lust, heart pounding in his head, legs shaking and unsure. The suggestion made Fluttershy blush all the more.
"Oh... I'm sorry, I don't..." was all she could manage, nervously wringing her hooves together as she stared at the ground in embarrassment.
"Please," he murmured, more insistent than plaintive. He circled behind her, taking in the sight of that pretty little filly. Somewhere inside, he knew he was going too far. This wasn't who he was. He had never come on like this. But then, he'd never ached like this before. He'd never been this hard before, in all his life. His erection was so painfully stiff he was nearly wincing.
"Um, Big McIntosh, I- oh!" She startled, feeling Big Mac nuzzle against the small of her back. Her wings cinched in tight. Her face turned redder. She glanced over her shoulder to see the great stallion simply rubbing his face against her coat, eyes mostly closed, sighing. His breath was warm on her, uncomfortably intimate. Her eyes fell to the throbbing erection underneath him, pointed straight at her.
"It hurts," he muttered in a heavy breath. That caught her ear. She looked up meekly, and shoulders fell a bit.
"It... does?"
He nodded strongly, still pressing his head against her. "Like I ain't never felt."
He twitched visibly. She glanced away quickly, blushing, but her eyes came back to it a moment later.
"I can't," she whimpered.

>>27066048

>>27065935

No that was Raindrop next to her in that particular scene, but showers was flying above her head.

Showers was the one with her in Dragonshy, Winter Wrap Up, Fall Weather Friends, Ticket Master, The Best Night Ever, etc.

>>27066083
I've still got about 1300 words to go on my most recent one before I make any decisions, but I'm liking it so far. Unfortunately, I keep going back and editing it more than I progress the story. Hooray for flaws!

>>27066027

no she doesn't.

"Dinky" is a unicorn, and has never had a scene with Derpy. There is nothing to even ridiculously blow out of proportion to imply any sort of relationship between them, other than terrible fanfiction. Plus, if you are going to assign unicorn foals to random, unrelated pegasi, her colors are closer to Cloud Kicker's.

>>27066129
>>27066083
M ystories are like 100 words. If taht I think I'll check hold on.

>Paradise
>Chapter 3
>"Is it like what the humans wear"
>Humans
>nope.avi

>>27065984
I so concur
You read that fic, with the second chapter with Spitfire?

>>27066129
I'm starting to wonder if it's best to just put as much shit on paper as you possibly can when you start writing the story, then only go back and edit once it's "done". This completely goes against my perfectionist nature, but I get so caught up on details SO OFTEN that I never actually get any writing done.

>>27066179
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tvCpPNgXSQGsJeBx-Nya6RIKORmBfiDQdlHZYqqXn_4/edit?hl=en_US
188 WORDS

bla

no matter what happens THIS will be what lauren faust sees when she thinks of mlp fans

I'm autistic and can't stop reading fanfics. I don't even really enjoy it, I just can't do anything else.

Gilda looks like a huge dyke. And then she acts like one.

Definitely a no season 2 for me.

I think I might be burned out on fan fiction. Just... so much of it is terrible. EqD is meant to have standards, but yet still stories about rainbow dash failing to make the wonderbolts and then getting over it in a paragraph get in. I'm sure there's some great stuff out there, I've really enjoyed a lot of them, like twilight sky, out in the cold, progress, stuff like that, but there's just so much terrible stuff there I can't be bothered to wade through it. Feels... bad.

>>27066090
I can't believe she didn't fall over like a goat

>>27066216

65% of these threads discuss fan-creations
35% of these threads discuss the fandom itself.

Let's talk about the actual show?

>>27066216
If I get down to actually WRITING something as opposed to editing repeatedly, it's hard for me to stop writing. But once I DO stop writing, it's hard for me to stop again, because I keep checking over what I've written over and over, making sure there's no typos or Mary Sue-ness to it.

>>27066216
Somebody once said your final draft should be your rough draft minus 30%

>>27066260
>Fluttershy bleats like a goat, seizes up and falls over.
>Big Mac still rapes her anyway

>>27066263
>talk about the show
yeah, maybe once the next season starts, sure. But for now, we've gotta tide ourselves over between seasons with fan-things.

>>27066305
30% LESS COOOLER?

>>27066256

All fanfiction is terrible by virtue of being fanfiction. If you have lost sight of this simple truth when reading it, you should not be reading it.

>>27066260
...you just gave me a silly mental image of Mac going down on Fluttershy, only to have her seize up like a goat and slam her hind-legs against either side of his head, keeping him pinned between 'em and knocking him senseless.

So guys what are your favorite fics?
It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door - through I think the last chapter was kind of weak
Fallout Equestria
Progress - same as the first one
Paradise
Simply Rarity
The Night That Never Ended
Mort Takes A Holiday
Antipodes
Trouble Comes In Three
Luna's Excellent Adventure
Number 12/ Traveler
Better Living Through Science
Bubbles
Today Tomorrow and Forever (Fuck this to hell)
Memories Of Those who Have Passed
Ships That sail In the Night/ Three Notes (also fuck this one...)

>>27066279
making sure there's no Mary Sue-ness to it.

I get around this by making my main characters as unlikeable as possible.

>>27066222
best. fic. ever.

>>27066339
Can we please stop talking about fics?

>>27066344
>mfw I forgot to greentext the first line of that post

>>27066263
I thought the fan creations were reason we had the archive

>>27066327
See, that's just not right. Fan fiction is as terrible as any other amateur fiction. Most of it is completely, utterly shit. Some of it isn't. A few gems are really good. Like anything.

But most of it is shit, and EqD makes it damn near impossible.

>>27066339
>Today Tomorrow and Forever (Fuck this to hell)
>Ships That sail In the Night/ Three Notes (also fuck this one...)

Agreed.

Also add Twilight Sky Over Canterlot to that list.

>>27066222

Welp I'm laughing my ass off.

>>27066263
You've got a point.

If they get Weird Al as a voice actor, how do you think they'll implement him in season 2?

>>27066305
My problem with my current story is that it's so quick to get to the fucking point (by virtue of being written in first-person, with the main character being extremely matter-of-fact) that I feel like I'm going to have to add MORE if and when I get down to serious editing later.

>>27066339
Simply Rarity is a pretty hard punch in the gut as well.

Speaking of punches in the gut - Somewhere Only We Know. Fuck that shit, seriously.

>>27065630
Is she really? Fuck I thought I liked her

So what do you guys think of this?

>>27066339
>Antipodes
Is it still being updated?

>>27066090
>>27065509
>>27065365

>>27066406
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3A5xKC5JaVnWILHNDCfJ-inD9CwJAH_dYFdrEvVrVU/edit?hl=en_US
GO NUTS

>>27066344
I like to have likable characters, but I make sure they're nowhere near perfect, nor over-attractive. People are quick to call Mary Sue, so I've gotta make sure my characters don't fall into that pit.

>>27066356
LOLno.

>>27066367
>mfw you didn't mfw.

>>27066380
That's stupid. Most amateur fiction introduces new characters with completely new personalities. Most FAN fiction uses already established characters and whatever the author knows about their personalities. It gets really bad when they actually try to write new characters and you see that they just don't have that sort of creativity.

>>27066339

Ah Ain't Got No Ack-Cent!
Dinky Doo's Father Revealed
The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle

>>27066429
Fake.

>>27066407

I don't know, but his new album came out yesterday.

Unfortunately 6 of the best songs were already released prior to the album and the rest are rather mediocre parodies and the usual polka thing he does, which is of course directly dependent on the quality of pop music at the time it comes out (which means it's crap.)

The final song is good though. I've always personally thought Weird Al's original work is his strong suit, even though he got famous for parodies.

>entire thread of fanfic discussion
>not one mention of friends who've gone before

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-memories-of-those-friends-whove.html

>>27066429
I know a guy who says this isn't true.

>>27066407

If hes not some high level government official, like Celestia's primary minster or something, I will be disappoint.

>don't say anything about the show
>only talk about fanfiction
this is why no one likes you guys

>>27066486
SO WHAT ACTULALLY HAPPENS CAPTAIN BONER>

>>27066472
Not to take anything away from him, but pretty much all of Weird Al's original songs are still stylistic parodies.

>>27066407
He'd be Pinkie Pie's favorite musician or something.

>>27066457 cont
I mean, I guess it's really up to the reader whether they want to read something original or something with usually poor representations of characters that they already know about.

>>27066520

Well of course, but he does do them very well.

>>27066503
Good point. We should talk about fanart.

Hey, how about that new humanized LSH rape pic?

>>27066090
"But y'can," he insisted, not letting up his touch. She shrank a little. "An' it hurts somethin' terrible."
"Oh, um," Fluttershy stammered. She'd never been in a situation this awkward in her whole life. She didn't know what to say. She could never do something so dirty. She felt ashamed just being here. In a darkened room with an erect and aroused stallion. She wanted to leave. But he was between her and the door. She couldn't just push him away. And she had never known him to be so... But then again, Big Mac was clearly in pain, and it didn't feel right just refusing to help him. What could she do?
"What if," she began, speaking so softly it registered just under a whisper. Mac breathed raggedly, eyes closed as he nuzzled against Fluttershy's back, starting to move in a bit closer to her.
She smelled so good. It made him twitch again. He was starting to drip. She didn't notice.

"What if, um, well..." she stammered, tracing one hoof awkwardly on the floor. She wanted to move away from Mac's insistent touch, but she was frozen to the spot. "Don't you... Oh, I mean, can't you normally take care of that by yourself?" She asked as carefully as she could, not wanting to sound insulting or accusatory to the stallion she had always thought of as gentle-natured.
"Not like this," he sighed dismissively, breath hot against her. He moved up a little closer to her. She awkwardly rose to her feet, but didn't turn around. She felt ready to bolt, but some primal part of her worried that if she ran, it would just encourage him to chase. And in a way, it was true; her reluctance was only spurring him on.
Even if she had the assertiveness to just put her hoof down and say no, his insistence was making that option all the more inaccessible. She wanted to help him. She wanted to help anything in pain. But not like this.
What could she do? Fluttershy glanced down nervously, then stole a peek at his aching, slick erection.
Oh, no.

>>27066503
would you rather talk about futa pony dicks or clopfiction?

>>27066448
>mfw mfw mfw

Also, over the course of this conversation, I've written a nice chunk of story and closed out a chapter.

>>27066444
OH GOD CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHY WOULD DO THAT.

>>27066543
Good stuff. Didn't really find it arousing though

>>27066339
>Ships That sail In the Night/ Three Notes (also fuck this one...)
Did you read the happy alt ending?

>>27066570
CAUSE I'M HIGH

>>27066554
kinda

>>27066543
It looked like she was wielding a turkey leg when I glanced it. I really like that Big Mac with a rubber duck

still need to determine whether i've portrayed the main cast correctly, and if the other characters are interesting enough to continue reading about

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WvuRkf-gJftCmnQPzVAN4eprx8z6XXlUYX0M_uCeb-Y/edit?hl=en_US

copypaste that shit

>>27066444

>And Twilight was all “Lawdy Lawdy, No! That’s yucky, and Colonel Sanders know I don’t be rollin dat way.”
>mfw

and scootaloo is like totally naked
schlicking at her computer
and honestly
if i interupt her, she wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh scoot..."
she'll turn around, fingers in vag and genuinely ask "hey dash, howd ur flight go?"

>>27066587
I WANNA BE HIGH WITH YOU BUT I DON'T GOTS NOTHING

>>27066558
I've been too busy reading jesus's lolz fics to write on mine...even though it's been up in a window this whole time. Mocking me.

>>27066543
What's this LSH thing everyone keeps talking about? What does LSH stand for?

>>27066548
Goddammit why will you go into grimdark territory?

I want to like this. I really do.

But these won't teach them The magic of sex through Rape...

>>27066616
Try letting anyone view it, nerd.

>>27066503
>>27066543
non-ponyfag here. I'm contributing to these discussions (only when I can make them less enjoyable) to make the threads seem bad enough that fans of the show might even stop posting.

>>27066610
I wonder if he was planning on inking it. The knife should look better once inked. Not sure of my thoughts on the Big Mac one.

>>27066634
i got smoked up for free.
>>27066622
My first fic. BRINGS back memories it does
>>27066638
Lesbain stupid highway

>>27066222

God damn, I'm dying here.

I love retarded shit like that.

>>27066638
Little Strong Heart?

>>27066222
Nigga U High?

>>27066632
YES
THIS WAS THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF LAST NIGHT.
also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>27066638
Little Strong Heart

>>27066632

and celestia is like totally naked
schlicking at her throne
and honestly
if i interupt her, she wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh celetia..."
she'll turn around, fingers in vag and genuinely ask "hey luna, howd ur moon go?"

>>27066672
I gotta wait until Tuesday night before I can smoke, but it will be glorious!

>>27066638
Little Strongheart.

She's a buffalo character that appears in the episode "Over A Barrel." She's probably just about the best pony.

>>27066645

You've convinced me, chief. I'll never post here again.

>>27066548
So is everyone going to get pregnant? Is Sweetie Belle Rarity's kid? You say she already did it

>>27066687
OH SHIT NIGGA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>27066584
Yes...
It didn't help...

>>27066642

I know that feel bro

>>27066645
we're doing that just fine on our own thank you

>>27066548
CONTINUE NAO

>>27066642
>Goddammit why will you go into grimdark territory?
Because the alternative is "every girl is really a slut" and I hate that cliche.

>But these won't teach them the magic of sex through Rape...
That's sort of the point. Rarity is crazy. Whether it's in their best interest is irrelevant, she's convinced herself it is, even though deep down she just wants revenge on them because they feel like they've marginalized her.

>>27066687
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA

>>27066687
SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWESOME

>>27066701
I get high with my band every weekend and come home ahnd right a story. At least I try to.

Why must everything nice be splattered with shit?

>>27066472
A new album? I had no idea! That's getting stol-purchased immediately.

>>27066490
I could see him being a royal jester. Could be BADASS!

>>27066524
This would be awesome! Maybe he could do a parody of a song that he's already parodied and have it play in the background during one of Pinkie's parties.

If he appears as a pony in the show, it'd be awesome to have him start doing some polka trance or something odd (which Pinkie would be completely okay with/join in).

In any case, I hope that he does just a quick cameo and it doesn't get drawn out too much.

>>27066732
>>27066738
>>27066704
>>27066687
SHUT UP SCREAMY BELLE

>>27066675
>Spike and Angel getting baked
>Fluttershy isn't there

This picture is inaccurate and insulting.

and Twilight is like totally naked
schlicking at her books
and honestly
if i interupt her, she wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh twilight..."
she'll turn around, fingers in vag and genuinely ask "hey spike, howd ur search go?"

>>27066687

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAY

>>27066616
they're kind of stereotypical versions of themselves, but yes its in character

>>27066727
But that was the whole point of the fic...

Oh well as I said before. At least it's being written...

Oh my god, what have I done?!

I finally watched the first episode of MLP today on Youtube and now I can't stop.

I lost a few man-points today that I can never regain.

(sobs and starts the next episode).

>>27066548
Damn, this is intense.

and applejack is like totally naked
schlicking at her apple tree
and honestly
if i interupt her, she wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh aj..."
she'll turn around, fingers in vag and genuinely ask "hey applebloom, howd ur school go?"

>>27066795
>But that was the whole point of the fic...
Nope, the whole point is Rarity getting all the other girls raped. Everything else is incidental.

Maybe in the end they'll all learn a valuable lesson but as for the act itself, rape explicitly means unwilling.

>>27066804
There there. It happens.


Welcome to the herd...

>>27066727
So does Rarity die in the end? I'll finish it that way if you don't.

>>27066804
Welcome to the herd.

>>27066804
you'll probably be hooked by the 4th ep, applebuck season. that said
run away from these threads. now
do not go to ponychan, do not go to fimchan, just run

>>27066842
Nah, he should stay with these threads.

>>27066784
fluttershy with a giant noggin is amusing for some reason.
i think i'll spare your life, anonymous

and isaac is like totally naked
jacking off at his computer
and honestly
if i interupt him, he wont even be mad
i'll be like "uhh isaac..."
he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey Ieth, howd ur marker go?"

>>27066837
>So does Rarity die in the end? I'll finish it that way if you don't.
No, but she might be counter-raped.

>>27066804
MLP is funny, cute, and charming. Don't let it change you like the weirdos on ponychan and you'll be fine.

>>27066837
I'lll do it!

Rarity was all "SHIT get that race car OUTTA HERE!"
So she pulled out her vag and big mac died. Then Fluttershy had herpes of the ass and gave it to Rariry
"Dont't do that!"
"OK"
So she died. The End.
No I'm not editing this.

>have some copypasta of the greatest fic
One day Derpy Hooves went over to Rainbow Dash's house.
Derpy had brought her favorite treat, muffins, to share.
Dash thanked Derpy for the delicious baked goods.
"Thanks for these muffins." Dash Said
"No Problem." Derpy replied
"Now let me show you how grateful I am." Dash whispered.
"Derp" Derpy derped.
Dash started to take off her pants and kissed Derpy on the mouth. In a sexy fashion. With tongue and everything. It was hot.
But then Derpy pushed Dash off.
"Why do you have clothes on in the first place?" Derpy asked.
Dash shot an angry look and tackled her to the ground.
"Shut up, you Pony." she said Removing the rest of her clothes.
And then they fucked.

>>27066884
You mean after she's gotten the rest of the cast fucked?

>>27066804

LEAVE THIS THREAD AND ALL OTHER PONY THREADS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MORAL FIBER!

It's still early enough for you to like the show and not be freaks like us.

>>27066907
>You mean after she's gotten the rest of the cast fucked?
Yes.

>>27066821
You're right...

But in my head it will always remain a fic where a mastermind Rarity make the girls realize the magic of sex through rape and all is happy just before the rest of them make Big Mac rape Rarity and it transforms in a mind game between them . Who will break first? Big Mac or Rarity?.

Maybe I can convince ragingsemi after his done with the current one. Or Chistery

>>27066884
Does no one get pregnant though?

>>27066968
No one dies or gets pregnant!
Rarity makes sure none of them get hurt. Not physically anyway.

>>27066994
Are you going to continue this here or post it elsewhere?

Are there any good cuddly fics? I'm in the mood to read something SFW, yet schmalzy and lovey dovey.

>>27067041
See
>>27066444

hurry up with that goddamn fluttershy fic

I guess everyone is off reading fanfiction now,

>>27067074
Sorry, couldn't hear you over my fanfiction.

I'm back, but haven't bothered reading.

Also, to the guy doing the "Rarity gits evvryone raped" fic: Stop walking around in circles and FUCKING GET ON WITH IT

>>27066548
She'd treated wild animals, and they had no reason to be ashamed of what nature had given them. The concept of male anatomy wasn't alien to her. But she'd never seen a stallion like this. Certainly not this close.
He was insistent. She could feel his breath against her flank and he nuzzled against her delicate yellow legs. She nearly jumped. Her wings clamped all the tighter against her sides.
"Wait," she interrupted, louder than she meant to. "What if... I mean, would it help if I used my hooves to... um..." she trailed off.
Mac didn't respond. He just continued breathing hotly on her flank. He moved a bit closer to her backside and she really did jump. But she was too petrified, too close to the edge of panic to move away. She just froze up, standing in place as before. She shoved her tail firmly down over her rear. Obviously, that offer wasn't good enough. Her mind raced, her eyes darting about the room as she tried to think.
"Um," she whimpered almost too quiet to hear, "What if I... used my wings to...?" Did mares do that? Is that something stallions liked? She didn't even know. The thought of it was so dirty. Her delicate yellow wings unfolded slightly at the mention.

Mac leaned in, rolling his cheek against her side, beneath her opened wings. She jumped slightly, then relaxed a bit more. Fluttershy smiled just the slightest bit, in spite of herself. He was being so tender with her. Maybe he would settle for this after all. Maybe he was into wings?
But her brief moment of respite was broken when she felt the warm air of the boutique caress her rear, and looking suddenly over her shoulder, she saw the red stallion with the base of her tail in his teeth, pulling her cover aside
. Her face turned crimson as Big Mac's eyes fell lustily across the filly's bared backside, tracing down the pert curve of her young ass, between her soft thighs, lingering lovingly on that tender, vulnerable little slit.

"Big Mac!"

What fic has the most FEELINGS? sfw or nsfw,

>>27067089
>Also, to the guy doing the "Rarity gits evvryone raped" fic: Stop walking around in circles and FUCKING GET ON WITH IT
Better than the moment.
Better than the memory.

The anticipation.

>>27067041
that's actually a good question. I'm trying to recollect

>this thread implying Mac would rape anypony

Big Mac is a gentlecolt. Gentlecolts don't do rape!

>>27067066
> Hurry up with the Fluttershy x Celestia fic.

Already halfway there.

I just don't see straight pony sex without pregnancy happening at all

>>27067101
To be honest, I think the guy had a point there.

>>27067101
maincast rape fic by Anonymous.

>>27067138
>Big Mac is a gentlecolt. Gentlecolts don't do rape!
He's been drugged.

>>27066994
they're still gonna cum inside right?

>>27067101
Clerical Error by Chistery.

INFINITE FEELINGS AND CRYING PONIES.

>>27067200
I was actually going to have every pony use a condom, as part of Rarity's plan to limit the repercussions to sex only, but I mean, it could easily just be handwaved. "They don't get pregnant" doesn't necessarily require special exceptions.

YES BIG MAC YOUR DICK HURTS LIKE IT HAS A 30+ INCH LONG BOO BOO AND FLUTTERSHY IS EMBARRASSED AT THE THOUGHT OF ENGAGING IN SUCH LEWD CONDUCT

JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>27067234
That fic is the saddest.

the saddessstttt.

Ok nerds, just deal with the fact that the show isn't that original. Lauren Faust has already admitted that she based the 6 ponies off of Neil Gaiman's 6 endless.
Fluttershy= Destiny
Applejack= Death
Twilight Sparkle= Dream
Rainbow Dash= Desire
Rarity= Despair
Pinkie Pie= Delirium.
And Spike is Matthew the Raven.

>>27067142

Awesome! i need something to ignore this rape thing

>>27067089
yo McGee, the best critics are the tough as hell ones, so get in here
>>27066616
and let loose
well, let loose with specifics on what to change, anyway

>>27067255
Just have her use magic or something.

>>27067262
>McGee doesn't like being teased

i'M TAKING A NAP. DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME!

>>27067268

>mfw I know I have to read it now but I know if I read it I'm going to be cripplingly depressed for a week

God dammit pony general.

Why.

>>27067271
>Applejack= Death
>Rarity= Despair

wat

>>27067262
Not surprising seeing this coming from you.

You all have no patience. He's utterly absorbed by the thought. He's wearing her down. That's the whole point of a date rape scene. If he just stuck it in, it would be a very different kind of thing.

>>27067255
>condom
Okay,
>>27067145here
it was really bugging me

>I've no idea who wrote this
It was early in the morning at Sugarcube Corner and Pinkie Pie was already hard at work. She was sliding yet another batch of muffins into the oven when she heard a voice.

"Pssssst! Hey!" it whispered.

Pinkie looked around. "Wh-who is that?" she asked. "Are... are you a ghost pony?"

"Nooooo, Pinkie Pie!"

Pinkie scratched her head. "A zombie-pony?"

"Nooooo! I'm not a zombie-pony!"

By now she realised the voice was coming from the bathroom. She opened the door and stepped inside.

"Are you in here, disembodied voice?" asked Pinkie. She was shivering now.

"You're getting closer!" said the voice. And then Pinkie realised it was coming from the mirror over the sink. She looked at the glistening surface – and saw nothing but her own reflection.

"Phew! It's just little old me!" she sighed.

The reflection smiled. "Yes, Pinkie! It IS little old me!"

Pinkie leapt back. "You... you.... you spoke!"

The reflection nodded.

"What are you doing in there?" asked Pinkie.

"I live here, Pinkie!" replied Mirror-Pinkie. "But I get so lonesome when you're not around! It's soooo boring! Why not join me, Pinkie?" she giggled. "I want to show you soooooooo many super-wonderful things!"

Pinkie frowned. "What kind of things?"

Mirror-Pinkie's eyes sparkled. "Oh, all SORTS of awesome stuff!!" she cried, throwing her hooves out wide. "But I can't really TELL you about them – I have to SHOW you!"

"I don't know...." hesitated Pinkie.

Mirror-Pinkie chuckled. "Oh c'mon Pinkie! It'll be fun! I promise! Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"

"But I've left a whole batch of muffins in the oven!" protested Pinkie.

Mirror-Pinkie smiled. She leapt through the surface of the mirror and, grabbing Pinkie by the shoulders, she pulled her in. "Where we're going, you won't need muffins!"

>>27067268
>Faceless expressing feelings besides lust for ponies
BBUWHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

>>27067330
I understand. It's going to hurt her? She's so small...

>>27067330
>clopfic
>trying to play with pacing
not really the correct medium, bro

>>27067095
i have had boner for the past hour waiting for this to finish goddamn

>>27067268
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIdauV7w5XK6BhnrIbeb16-wcogZIJFv4CYTXLM5AOc/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CJzur5MJ

Here you go. Enjoy your SADS.

>>27067330
I'm being patient. I like what you're doing.

>>27067273
Dammit DF I already said I didn't like the concept so I'd be skewered with bias.

>>27067414
It isn't a clopfic to me

>>27067374
THAT FIC IS SAD IT MADE ME SAD I DONT LIKE THAT FIC

>>27067443
but that's a good thing, sort of. you'd be much more critical of smaller errors and general trends
then again you'd probably quit halfway through out of rage

>>27067145

it would have to happen, ponies can't be fertile all the time. Plus, they have a heat cycle and all that.

Plus, magic. Ponies could just get any unicorn friend to use his or her magic to tell if the mare involved is fertile or not, and whether its safe to proceed. Magic pony sex is safest sex.

>>27067418

Judging by the author's plans (Rarity doing this to the entire rest of the mane cast) and the pace it's going at, this is going to take an awfully long time. Longer than 4 hours.

My point is you should do something about that boner before you lose it to priapism.

>>27067374
>faceless breaking out of character

>>27067041
Probably not what you wanted, but it's decent.

>>27067467
Chistery's FEELINGS got to Faceless?

... Can we weaponize her?

>>27067272
But it's Fluttershy raped by Celestia... was that the joke?

>>27067514
Alternate endings for those interested

>>27067491
Truth and wisdom

So, I have a question. Why was the radio show doing that ridiculous piece on bronies getting so up in arms? Why was the concept of men enjoying a children's show so upsetting for them? I remember someone said they called it the downfall of civilization, and I really don't get it.

I understand to most people, the idea is weird. Kid's shows are aimed at kids. Kid's shows aimed at girls are usually quite terrible. Drivel like Bratz can attest to that.

But what's always puzzled me is the fact that these people who criticize us act like we are the ones who are strange or pathetic, while completely ignoring the fact that the show doesn't self materialize. There are men who work on the show. Everyone involved in it is an adult. Is it really so strange that these people might try to make their product appeal to themselves, and thus, other adults?

>>27067095
The big stallion tried to clear his head when he heard her shout, but the haze wouldn't lift. He tossed his head and released Fluttershy's tail, moving it aside, leaving her uncovered. She swished it back into place and he just moved it again.
"Wait," she said, louder than she was used to, still trying to figure out some way out of this. "Wait, don't," she stammered in the meekest protest he'd ever heard.
This wasn't like him. He was a gentlecolt. But something inside him spurred him on. A tension in his stomach, a heat in his loins, and that unforgiving, throbbing pain between his legs. Besides, he told himself urgently, if this little filly really didn't want it, she'd just leave, wouldn't she? She was just playing hard to get. Just like Rarity.
He got up on his hind legs suddenly, and a moment later Fluttershy felt his hooves on her shoulders, pressing her down with the stallion's considerable weight. The force and surprise of it brought her front down to the ground almost instantly, and she made a delicate, adorable little squeak. He snorted lustily, feeling hot all over. His nostrils may as well have been pouring steam. His collar rattled as he adjusted himself roughly on top of her, the little filly trapped underneath the oversized stallion. He shifted his weight from one side to another, trying in his uncontrollable haze to line himself up. Fluttershy already knew what was happening. She'd seen her animals do it. She'd even seen Angel do it. But she didn't expect to find herself doing it, not like this. She knew what was happening, but that didn't mean she accepted it. She whimpered helplessly, wordlessly squeaking out what little protest she could muster. Her eyes were wide as she squirmed beneath him, weakly wriggling more from embarrassment than in an actual struggle to get away. She felt something hard and warm and slick brush against her leg and she squeaked again, more urgently.

>>27067095
I kind of like this. Is the entire story so far pasted somewhere?

What kind of games do they have in Equestria?

>>27067503
s-she's just a sad little mare... in the center of the room, sobbing... fake memories washing over her, but the feelings are true...

>>27067566
people are still talking about that?

>>27067418
If the fic isn't going fast enough for you, you could always relieve yourself with this Mac/Twi fapfic
http://www.fndkp.net/stuff/Sleepover.htm

>>27067600
>*soft chuckle*

>>27067600
POLO!

>>27067626
faceless...did you forgot your medicine?
or did you take some medicine?

>>27067522
Is that her?

>>27067626