All Hail.

Am I what this board would consider cancer if I only come around these parts for Homestuck and Ponies?

>>27026718
yeah probably.

Though as long as you stick to the pony and homestuck threads and don't spam the board with pointless threads you should be fine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

MLP: Fighting is Magic fighting game.

Discuss.

Which pony's hair do you want the brush the most?

I imagine Rarity would be a pain, since she's so exacting and all. You could probably get away with it before bed, when it doesn't matter as much.

>>27026782

.... that has to be the dumbest thing i've ever seen.

i want to see more, though.

>>27026782

If they were accepting donations I'd be broke.

>>27026583

You know, the whole original characters thing makes more sense in a show like MLP, as the whole set up is perfect for colour swaps and unique cutie marks.

So OC content doesn't bother me that much, at least not enough to out do the rest of the faggotry you guys generate with existing background characters or bad memes.

>>27026883
>You know, the whole original characters thing makes more sense in a show like MLP, as the whole set up is perfect for colour swaps and unique cutie marks.

as opposed to...?

You little FUCKERS

Lookie!

*cricket noises*

>>27027063

>>27027063
It's 8AM eastern time, nothing on /co/ is going to move with any speed.

>>27026814
celestia has the best hair, followed by fluttershy, then rarity. dash would be the worst, it would probably be all gross from sever under grooming

Is nobody from Europe?

>>27027092
I am.

>>27026896
Presumably anything with highly distinctive characters, where you can't just change some colours and add some bits and end up with something completely different.

"Looks like Sephiroth but with X" springs to mind.

>>27027086

And all the semen.

>>27027097
Wow so many of us...

>>27027091
Moving to a troll thread was a brilliant idea.

>>27027092
I'm from the middle east.

>>27027092
Amerifag here

Well since there isn't a subject what do you guys think about my observations about dragons?
They are extremely territorial, as seen in the owl episode attacking a baby of they’re own species for eating a few gems, witch may be the reason they didn’t took Spike in Dragonshy.
The are not native to Equestria, as AJ said in Dragonshy. (Through it doesn’t explain the dragon in the everfree forest. Still it is the Everfree forest and maybe it isn’t part of Equestria)
They can eat almost anything, but prefer gems, eating them with ease witch would mean that their teeth and maxillary muscles extreamly powerful but also the teeth are very sharp and durable.
They are long lived since Spike is still considered a baby dragon even though he was hatched by Twilight when she was a filly. Their true lifespan is debatable. In dragonshy the dragon’s nap would have covered Equestria in smoke for 100 years. Now that doesn’t necessarily mean that he would have slept that much as the smoke would have remained even after he stopped snoring. The pegasii may have been capable of removing the smoke but after a few days of snoring it may have become impossible.

>>27027132
Also in episode 20 it’s revealed that their scales offer great protection.
They seem to have the classical fire breathing, but Spike also has a magical teleporting version, and can switch between them. His teleporting breath could be
We don’t know if the dragons we have seen so far are the same species as Spike since there are some differences, mainly wings. Spike is still a baby in dragon terms so we don’t know if his wings would grow later in life.
Now the next part is more speculative.
We don’t know the relationship between dragons and ponies. Hell we don’t even know if the dragons are organized. But one must wonder how can the ponies have access to dragon eggs and also risk their livers by putting untrained fillies to hatch them.
An explanation could be that they take orphans. We have seen that dragons are wiling to kill a baby of their own species just because it ate some gems so caring for someone else’s young isn’t something a dragon would do.

Qgboufcvjkngdeyubsjko

>>27027136
I figure that dragons are highly intelligent, so stay out of the way of ponies. You don't mess with me, I won't mess with you sort of relationship. Perhaps a supply of dragon eggs is part of the deal, or perhaps dragons don't do the whole "parenting" thing and just leave their children to fend for themselves, and the eggs are occasionally found by ponies.

>>27027207
Guys remember when after the last episode we said that in the end we will have a remember when thread about the remember when thread about that remember when thread?

>>27027269
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>27027207
Faceless is there. Fuck that.

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME

QUICK, EVERYONE TALK ABOUT AN EPISODE YOU DIDN'T LIKE AT FIRST BUT EVENTUALLY IT GREW ON YOU AND NOW YOU LIKE IT

>>27027136
My guess is that a lot of dragons are lazy ass parents who don't want hatchlings eating their stash, so they pawn their eggs off to ponies as science projects.

Perhaps a lot of dragons are on good terms with ponies because they were raised by them themselves?

Did the dragon in Dragonshy cry because Fluttershy reminded him of the pony that raised him?

>>27027308

If that's the case, that dragon is double the dick than we previously thought. He should know better than to go abusing tiny horses and destroy their villages: he was raised by one.

>>27027303

Anal Blazer

Dragons in the series don't really present themselves as all that powerful... Just look at the red one that is reduced to a crying bitch when Fluttershy scolds him and the green one who is completely outmatched BY AN OWL. And on a side note people need to stop drawing Spike as a long neck dragon when clearly his adult form was already shown when Twilight evolved him into his final form for a moment when she was on her power trip.

>>27027303
>>27027303
Feeling Pinkie Keen. Yes I know the moral is stupid, but it's got the best cartoony antic of the season. It's basically a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Really, any Pinkie Pie centric episode has tons of nods to classic animation visual gags and slapstick.

>>27027303
I liked all the episodes except Griffon Brushoff and I still don't like it

>>27027303
Honestly I didn't like Winter Wrap-Up at first because I thought the song was cheesy and hokey along with the "HOLY SHIT STOP BEING BACKWARDS FUCKS AND JUST USE YOURSELF SOME MAGIC."

But then the song grew on me and the concept that yeah, they were able to get it done without magic and stuff they just needed a good organizer was kinda neat. I still think it's one of the weaker episodes but overall I like it now instead of hating it.

>>27027303
Stare Master, once I built up my resistance to the CMCs.

Fluttershy kicks ass in that episode.

>>27027326
That might not have been his actual adult form though, it was just Twilight's magic going haywire and turning her parents into plants and that so who the fuck knows.

>>27027327
Agreed about FPK, but you're missing Fall Weather Friends, for instance.

>>27027326
Badass owl, badass Fluttershy, no confirmation that it was Spike's final form. Might have grown malformed because it was directly from a baby form.

>>27027329
WWU is such an overrated episode. and the song really isn't that great

And so Rarity died...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJuELzOn2I&feature=player_embedded#at=103

>>27027303
Art of the Dress. At first I thought it was just a filler episode. But then I saw that it elaborated on Rarity's character. Also the song grew on me too

>>27027303
Episode 13, I forget the title.

It was the first one I watched.
Turned it off within 10 seconds.
Later that night I had an overwhelming desire to watch it all the way through.

Never. Looked. Back.

>>27027326
Fluttershy's Stare is a powerful thing, though.

But certainly dragons are hardly depicted as overly powerful, especially given that Applejack's apple kicking was considered a viable weapon. They're either weak dragons, or earth ponies are really, really fucking strong.

>>27027367
It was overrated because the song was leaked.
It made people wander why Twilight didn't use magic and also the song was good.

For me it is a personal favorite because the leaked song made me watch the show.
After Dragonshy I couldn't wait for the next episode to come out.

>>27027372
sweet belle= near?

>>27026718
Yes, but they have bad taste.

>>27027280

>>27027384
...Or they were really clueless about dragons.

>>27027334
The CMCs took more than one rewatch of the series to grow on me.

I fucking love them now though.

>>27027419
Twilight going up against anything without reading up on it?

>>27027303
I couldn't stand to watch the fashion show episode or the Owl Episode just for the socially humiliating scenes in them (the fashion show) (Spike being caught faking the mouse's death)

I couldn't stop cringing at first but oh man they are actually really good episodes.

>>27027384
I think it's been shown in a few eps, especially that wild west one, that earth ponies really ARE really fucking strong, and Applejack may be one of the strongest.

>>27027429
Guess she was counting on Fluttershy's knowledge. Really, what was their plan?

>>27027430
I was gonna comment on the owl episode. It's really underrated... evil Spike, a cool-looking dragon, beautiful meteor shower scene...

sage

>>27026814
I think Twilight, actually. She looks like she takes care of her hair just enough so that it's not a nightmare to comb, but probably doesn't care too much that you get it exactly right.
Or maybe she'll have read all about proper combing techniques and get pissy if you don't follow them right.

But I could comb while she reads one of her books and it would be a relaxing time for all.

>>27027450
I think their plan was asking it to leave, which... okay yeah, it's a terrible plan, but Twilight had almost an hour to read up on the important bits of dragons, I find it hard to believe she'd skip over the bits about how tough their scales are - especially as she owns one.

owl episode?

>>27027462
you would only comb when its wet
combing dry hair is a no-no

Hmm, ponies.

>>27027434
>implying earthies have any advantages whatsoever over unicorns and pegasi

>not wanting to comb Zecora's hair.
Give me an afro pick. Where doing this Zecora.

Also I was never offended by Feeling Pinkie Keen, it was one of my favourite episodes.

I loved the over-abundance of pinkie,

I loved the gags and physical comedy,

I especially loved Ditzy's canonisation.

You know how sometimes an episode comes out and everybody starts fighting over something in it. Do you ever feel like you're the only one who just doesn't get mad at any of these little things that appear in the show like morals or character's personalities 'n flow?

>>27027517

Hey Klondike, are you still gonna do that diamond dog/Overlord thing I requested of you?

>>27027541
My internet was down all week and I completely forgot. I'll work on that first.

>>27027529
>it's a cartoon
>people take it way too mega-seriously all the time

I felt the same way about the backlash after FPK aired. I accepted it for what it was, right away - a really fun episode with a really poorly-worded moral tacked on at the end.

>>27027555

Awesome.

Do you remember the details of the request?

including the sapphire shores aspect?

>>27027529
/co/ went completely fucking apeshit when Derpy showed up in that episode. It was awesome.

Did Derpy make any appearances between the pilot and FPK? I'm having a hard time remembering.

Question. That old pony. The one that was whistling and Fluttershy found him. What did we call him again?

>>27027529
I really like FPK. The moral is a bit sloppy, but it's by no means an anti-skeptic or anti-science message, which is impressive for a show that actually has magic.

>>27027592
Blankflank McGardenslave

>>27027586
Turns out i typed it out. Yeah I got everything.

Hey guys, I posted on a pony thread a few months ago saying that I watched MLP for the first time, but it just wasn't for me.

Ever since then I've been exploring pony content around the net, and it seemed that the show was calling to me. Whenever I would watch the sonic rainboom or other things like that I would get an urge to watch the show.

So with great reluctance (at first) I began watch MLP: FiM where I left off, at episode 5. Now all I can say is this: I'm hooked. Although it's not the actual plot that interests me, its more like the characters. Despite being a girl's cartoon, the characters are some of the most likable characters in any cartoon and almost anyone can relate to them (Personally my favourites are Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy...and Derpy Hooves). Also the animation, as I stated months ago, is flawless.

So in short, I guess what I'm trying to say is that, I like this show, and I think I might be a brony.

>>27027602

no worries, thankyou in advance

>>27027610
Sup. Welcome to your new addiction.

Have you watched all the episodes yet?

>>27027632
Been busy with stuff lately, only got up to episode 5 last night.

>>27027654
You should watch episodes 6 through 9 tonight.

If you think you're hooked NOW, you have no fucking idea.

>>27027610
yeah, that's pretty much it for me, too. The plots are a bit vapid, but the characters and world are genuinely interesting.

hey /co/, I tried my hand at writing a song for that new pony fighting game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8de3Za1x21I

any feedback?

>>27027672
I would love to, but I got an exam I need to study for tomorrow. After that though I'll have a whole summer filled with ponies.

>>27027619

>>27027654
go to http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich and say that you are new. they might be nice enough to actually play some episodes then.

>>27027682
The only problem is you not making more songs. Get to work. This is great. I like how it seems like the song without mimicking the exact notes from Pinkies song.

>>27027715
Come on, get real.

>>27027682
Im listening to it right now and im liking what im hearing.

hey, you know of that tune they play during Feeling Pinkie Keen, when they set off to find Fluttershy in that swamp? maybe you could do something with that tune.

>>27027715
Thank you

>>27027743
the tune im talking about starts at 12:15. its really short but nice.

>>27027759
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE0JpIIJVzk

might be good if i linked.

>>27027743
this is cool
It work really well as a song bridge, sounds pretty applejack-y

Crisis of faith here from last night.
Rewatched Party of One.
Faith restored. Now I remember what I liked about the show.

>>27027806
uh, what

what happened last night?

>CMCs

>>27027812
guess he just asked himself "what is it that I like about this show, again?" and then went to watch and episode and now just remembered again.

>>27027840
even worse than owlolicious?

>>27027806
This is what happens when you confuse the fandom with the show.

The show is great most of the time. The fandom is shit most of the time.

>>27027855
>>27027812
Marker didnt hit the general that I was posting in so it's deleted, but basically I went back to rewatching an episode after not seeing any for a few weeks, and suddenly saw it as pile of childish, girly tripe, and lost sight of why I enjoyed the show in the first place.

Guys, can i have molestia on Twilight Sparkle picture? I remember that it is somewhere around, but not saved it, and i need it now for trolling purposes.

What would you think of an episode centered on 80's Cheerilee? G1 ponies could be featured as well but redesigned in glorious 80's style.

>>27027904

Are you guys ready to talk about PONIES?

>>27027920

Cheerilee fuck Yeah!

>>27027969
That almost sounds crazy enough to work...

A lurky anon here. I found myself feeling worse and worse after the season finale, until I realized I had a grudge against Feeling Pinkie Keen. I rewatched it, enjoyed it immensely, and felt better ever since.

>>27027981

>>27027973
can they have trouts for wings?

Remember how My Life As A Teenage Robot got both more and less interesting whenever The Swarm showed up? I'm expecting MLP:FiM S2 to have a similar enemy.

In four episodes spread out across the season, starting with the season premiere, we'll meet the Stars who were loyal to Nightmare, with a two-part season finale that shows the permanent banishment of Nightmare.

>>27028034
I never saw My Life As A Teenage Robot.
It aired on Nickelodeon and god damnit I can't be bothered to wade through the forty hours of Spongebob

>>27026883
Anyone else suspect that they wanted to do something closer to a 4chan pony here on the right but were too afraid to?

>>27027957
Thanks for trying, but it's not the one i am looking for.

That pic looked less like rape and showed more. Both TS and Molestia had panties

>>27028076
It's a good show, you should give it a watch sometime.

anyone got a coloured version of this?

>>27028089
No.

>>27028076
YouTube it. It's worth watching.

Rob Renzetti, FiM's story editor, created it.

>>27028034

>>27028090

>>27028089
There are only going to be 4chan references in season 2, nigga.

>>27028028
I'm actually surprised someone saved that

>>27028184

>What's this next step? Pillow talk?

>>27028137
thanks

>>27028200
This is actually something I just finished. Feedback is always appreciated

>>27028137
Looks like Railgunner. Celestia's eye is a bit derped

>>27028243
nah its this guy

>>27028200
Hmm, the ears and the bumps on the blanket could use some shadow.

>>27028243

It's a guy named Hops

So do the dude horses call it a cutie mark too?

>>27028286
yes. why shouldn't they?

>>27028274
I like him.

>>27027920

>>27028338
>mfw horn premagic

>>27028089
That's probably why lucky exists.

>>27028089
Given that the episodes were mostly through animation and into post-production by the point anybody realised we liked it, no.

>>27028405
And then Trixie magicame and Twilight had her lesbabies.

>>27028405
I think that's juices that came off on them from each others' vages.

>>27028269
Thanks for the suggestion.

N one linked to the old thread?

>>27026540

It was magical

>>27028453

>blow job. checked
>foreplay. checked
>penetration. checked
>orgasm.......

>>27028425
Well, you saw the other quick change they made in the middle.

>>27028476
check for caramel, at least.

and braeburn.

>>27028476
Haha!

>>27028453
By the way, I'll do a quick sketch request for someone now

We need a drawfriend to draw Trixie in this outfit.

Also good morning everyone.

>>27028497
Jon Stewart as a pony?

>>27028503
or the one shown in this thingy.

>>27028497
Wayward Vagapony

>>27028516
Like this?

>>27028525
haha, sure if you want.

>>27028497
This please? >>27028503

>>27028573
That'll be next

>>27027326
>is completely outmatched BY AN OWL.
>flies completely outmatch lions
Boy your stoopid!

hmmmm. so quiet

>>27028524
This! This so freaking hard.

>>27028503
Good morning Nanaki. That is quite the dress and a splendid idea

>>27028490
... check.

>>27027343
His blank expression seemed to agree with that theory.

>>27028605
I first thought that was a close-up of Soarins plot.

maybe we have gotten a bit to much r34 latley...

>>27028605
Indeed it is.
Also there's a pony in that ice cream. How silly.

>>27028593
Quite.

Today I had to step away from the net for awhile. Found myself searching for MLP pork. What the duck went wrong with my life?

>>27027610
FLEE YOU FOOL!!

>>27028593
Hell yeah. No tripfag drama, no bitching about furries, no whining about trolls. It's delightful.

So now we can actually talk about ponies.

Who the fuck is THIS, Hasbro?

>>27028680
Strawberry Milkshake

>>27028639
>>27028643
I believe it was made to be a deceptive thumbnail
It's not really a dress is it? More like an outfit. Anyway I do love it.
>>27028646
Today is my birthday and I'll be taking it easy. It usually is slow around ten though

>>27028680

dont know. but i like the color scheme

>>27028695
Happy Birthday!

Also apparently this one is called Sweetie Blue. And she has the same cutie mark as their Cupcake toy.
Hasbro, king of the world's most creative OCs.

>>27027610
>animation is flawless
...wut

>>27028695
well happy birthday then!

>>27028730
You get silly looking motion frames in real life too, though.

>>27027610

Welcome to the bandwagon!

>>27028744
animation errors arent uncommon.

fluttershy will be broken in that fan fighting game

>>27028536
This one turned out better than what I though it would.

Now for this one>>27028503

>>27028753
good lord, you chopped off her snout! she has no face!

>>27028744
It's a glitch, it usually happens when they change something

episode 8 sucks...
rarity and applejack are just fighting back and forth
why do you fight ponies ;~;

>>27028773
Because hatesex

>>27028778
but
they are ponies...

>>27028788
ponies who don't understand their love

>>27028680
I always found you pleasant company. Dignified gentlemen need not discuss argumentative details of one another, no one must en-rapt your attention, certainly not squabblers.

I would have to say Strawberry Shake. Which saddens me because I had an idea for a character with that name whose cutie mark was a literal shaking strawberry

>>27028773
Because they have vastly different ideas of how shit works, which directly conflict with each other. Rarity's all about aesthetics, Applejack's all about practicality. Ponies fight just like people do.

>>27028788
How do you think they maintain a utopic love-tolerance based society?

It's like Bonobo's packs, only with perissodactyls instead of primates.

>>27028822
How does this relate to hatesex?

>>27027303

Hey everyone, I think we're all forgetting what today is.

>>27028788
and ponies sex

OP, that doesn't upset me.
But this does. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SZi92xRRwYqZNkRDDUb0uE-66q2ptfZ-T58C6ewTUug/edit?hl=en_US

Good Morning Ponies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpCN014mS8

>>27028851
tuesday
pony day

>>27028810
Don't be upset about that. Turns out her name is Plumsweet...which makes absolutely no sense.
http://www.mylittleponynews.com/2011/06/plumsweet-not-fizzypop.html

And another HasbrOC, some unknown baby unicorn.

>>27028868
the longest day of the year - the summer sun celebration!

>>27027303
At first Over a Barrel was rather weak in my eyes. But as I watched it again, it got much better.

Also ponies should lick buffaloes

>>27028868

It's the longest day of the year. The annual Summer Sun Celebration!

>>27028730
That particular frame was in mid-talking mid-headshaking
>>27028868
Today is the Summer Sun Celebration

>>27028838
Bonobos have an oversexualised social behaviour in order to relief the pack from social stress and to avoid conflict between individuals and neighbouring packs.

Chimps that are less sexually active are more violent and warlike.

>>27028893
Buffaloes are delightful. We need more art of them.

Also somebody draw Scoots as a buffalo already. Scootalo?

>>27028890
>>27028912
>>27028914

Oh no. Summer Sun Celebration.

Quick! Everyone hide your Nightmare Moon Propaganda! The God-Empress must not know of our heresy!

>>27028886
I'm not truly upset, I'm still going to draw her in time. I have a lovely color scheme in mind.

>>27028942
Has Megasweet finished her picture yet?

i believe this is ponies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOoFcjVhzmI&feature=related

My god these threads are shitty. You may be trying to prove that everybody likes MLP with these threads, but here you're failing and instead showing that all the fans have nothing better to do.
First time actually saging an MLP thread in months, because there might actually be a point this time.

>>27028094
Fuck no, Mocha sucks.

>>27028952
>>27028914
>>27028890
>>27028912

Celest posting day then?

>>27029011
>nofunallowed.jpg

>>27028952
Hello citizen.
May I inquire the location and time of our next secret NMM meeting.
I require that information for I... have forgotten it...Yes forgotten it...

>>27029011
Your tears are delicious.

>>27029020

...Okay

What are the names of Celestia's parents?

>>27029026
Here you go. Keep proving my point!

>>27028734
>>27028722
Oh, and thank you!

That fighting game is going to be awesome

>>27029076
What you expect out of thread? You look like this guy. Your not him, but take a look at this guy, >>27028474
what the fuck?

>>27029020
okay

>>27029036

I think we should let this guy in.

He seems legit.

Oh jeez, you guys. I just had a thought.

In Portal 2, GLaDOS mentions that while she was dead, there was a program built into her memory that replayed the last few moment of her life for analysis. Meaning she was forced to watch Chell kill her, over and over again, for 300 years.

What if the exact same thing happened to Luna? Trapped in the moon for 1000 years, forced to watch her sister fight and banish her, over and over again...

>>27029076
If the threads are so shitty, why are you still here?

also is it just me or is it almost impossible to find anything from last night's KM stream

even the stream itself isn't recorded properly/ not uploaded correctly and I havn't found any new pics even though i know there should be at least one (appllejack licking Fluttershys ear I think)

Looking through ponybooru reveals some (havn't seen the rarity reading to sweete belle ting before), otherwise theres noting, nada, zlich.

>>27029059
Izanagi and Leto Pony?

>>27029155

Give it a day and see if it comes up.

Flarity = Airship
Appledash = Aircraft carrier
Twixie = Amphibious assault ship

Snails/anything = Dinghy.

>>27029059
They dont' have names. Because they're fucking mary sue OC Donue Steele

>>27029220

>>27029059
Celestia's father needs to voiced by Brian Blessed

>>27029205
>comparing shipping to actual ships

>>27029205
I don't understand your metaphor. Do you mean AppleDash is capable of blowing shit up from hundreds of miles away? Because if so I'm okay with this

>>27028771

I just haven't given her a mouth is all ;_;

>>27028503
By the way Wolf, do you want Trixie to have that top hat or a fancy version of her own?

>>27029280
Fancy version of hers sounds good.

>>27029266
Appledash fans are the most aggressive and numerous fans, and the ship is oddly comprised almost entirely of Dash fans. Because Applejack has no fans.

>>27029205
Were talking about the game 'Battleship' right?

>>27029238

this

>>27029296
but... what does that have to do with aircraft carriers?

Unless you're calling dash fat, I guess.

>>27029324

>>27029315
We're talking about ponies as vehicles

>>27029296
>>27029205
Why is Flarity an airship?

>>27029334

>>27029333

I'm a submarine

Pony vehicles.

Has anyone got the picture of Pinkie Pie wielding The Pinkie Pie Launcher?

>>27029430

da fuck is going on in this thread?

>>27029476
Pony vehicles dude

>>27029407

>>27029476
not much

>>27029476
Something something ponies.

>>27029413
I want to see Spike riding the Pinkie Slug, and it shoots baked goods to destroy the enemy

>>27029476
Were thinking...if pones were tanks, how long and wide would each of their respective canon barrels be?

>>27029513
Twilight's got the widest bore, followed closely by Pinkie. AJ and Rarity are the same, although AJ only has AP rounds and Rarity HE. Dash's is short and skinny with a great big flash suppressor on the end, and Fluttershy's is the tiniest.

>>27029513

that and the plot

>>27029513
Twilight would have a nice long 105 mm L52 M68 rifled cannon that would shoot a hot load of 120 mm L44 M256 smoothbore cannon rounds

got quiet in here... mrs cake got you distracted /co/?

>>27029513
Pinkie would actually be the Hovertank from Battlefield 2142. Never stopping, every ride is like a rollercoaster, and it never does anything useful.

K done. I may actually color this one later

>>27029578
I was actually looking at Rarity in LK's stream.

>>27029578
actually it was pinkie pie

>>27029583
Okay, i laughed.

>>27029578
If i were i wouldn't be able to respond to you without getting my keyboard messy.

>>27029586
Nice! Thank you!
And now I'm off to class. Got a final today. Fuck summer college.

>>27029614
you have 2 hand dont you? or toes in emergencies.

Does anyone have that screencap of someone posting how they accidentally started an e-mail to their professor with "Dear Princess Celestia" and the professor wrote back "To my faithful student..."?

>>27029643

>Be a brony when MLP first starts
>Countering hate and flankhurt with love and friendship
>Everything is awesome

>Leave for a little while because the season ends
>Eventually come back because I miss the love and friendship
>Turns out being a brony is all about porn and lesbian shipping now
mfw

>>27029689
We realized that the people who do value love and friendship all congealed over at ponychan, where it turned into a Orwellian Hugbox, where dissenting opinions are meet with bans.

>>27029448
Thanks

>>27029689
Actually those topics are passe now too, we're more about mobile artillery these days.

God I want to feel Dash's molten-hot shrapnel tearing across my face so bad

Hmmm, I feel like streaming but I don't got much more than an hour. What do?

Also, I am going to work on the Rose Tinted 'elevator scene' drawing.

>>27029785
Draw these two. This pair needs more art

>>27029775
Dammit Doc

>>27029798
>I will never finish my non-pony portfolio.
Adding to list.

>>27029798

>>27029819
I've seen this, but AJ's head is WAY too small.

>>27029798
I like that pairing too

>>27029689
We don't even say brony anymore

>>27029736
>We realized that the people who do value love and friendship all congealed over at ponychan
I guess that's where I'm going then. Thanks.

Still probably going to post here from time to time though, spreading the word of love and friendship, because that's what being a true brony is really about.

Btw, this is what my name used to be on here. Putting it back on because I now realize that love and friendship needs help thriving in a world of porn, and seclusion.

>>27029689
You expected anything less?

>>27029856

Please fuck off.

>>27029856
Ya sound like a natural, kiddo.
Go get 'em tiger.

>>27029856
> love and friendship needs help thriving in a world of porn, and seclusion

You say that as though the two are mutually exclusive

>>27029871
>Please fuck off.
Always the positive fellas.

>>27029736
He might as well take his chances over there.

Every few threads are decent here at /MLPG/, but they are too easily taken over by porn. And even the shippers can take it to far.

And with apologies to Archive, but FiMchan is where the really sick stuff goes.

And before anyone says anything about porn, I really don't care about it. It's the pornfags themselves that get on my nerves.

>>27029871
Love you too, sweetie.

>>27029918
What have they done to rustle your jimmies?

>>27029937

No, really. Leave. We don't want you here.

Filtered.

>>27029991
I think it's becaue they did rustle his jimmies

>>27029937
You do understand that we're not some "love and tolerance" cult, right?

Hey guys, I just swallowed an appleseed!

Aren't they poisonous or something?

>>27030020
Cult or not, friendship = magic. This is a scientific fact.

>>27030038

They have trace elements of cyanide, but you'd have to chew up dozens of them before they even started to do any actual damage... So, for now, you'll be okay.

>>27029991
Mostly the constant interruptions about sex and penises. I don't know about them, but I get it enough while working at the clinic.

It's like that one person who keeps interrupting a conversation in the college meeting area to talk about something stupid.

Note: It isn't the porn art, I can and do minimize and ignore it. It's the pornfags themselves that rustle my jimmies.

>>27030057
I forgot this was irrefutable fact
People just overreact

>>27030057
And what does love and tolerance have to do with friendship?

>>27030069
>it's not the porn, it's the pornfags

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, dude.

Ponychan's /pony/ would be a decent place to discuss ponies if it wasn't for the fucking fascist shitfaced mods.
Y/N?

>>27030181
They're not fascist enough

>>27030161
Friends tolerate dumb shit that their friends do. Friends also love each other.

The pony community must have some major problems if this is really so hard to understand.

Perhaps we could come to a compromise between Friendship is Orwellian and Futa is Magic?

>>27028862
I hate you.

Beans Bacon and gravy! They always drive me crazy! I eat them till I see them in my dreams!

>>27030161
What does "love and tolerance" have to do with the show? Are those words even spoken?

>>27030173
The constant talk, not the pictures. So hard to understand? Acknowledging the fact there's no talk now

>>27030299
So... you're not upset at the pornfag? But the people, such as yourself, who aren't talking about the show?

>>27030297
The two are implied with the concept of friendship. Some take it more seriously then others (ponychan), Which in itself is kind of funny,considering that anything they don't like isn't tolerated or loved.

>>27030173
I don't usually mind the delivered porn material. I can ignore that. And I'd like to thank you for posting your stuff on fimchan and then linking to it instead of posting it here.

But its the constant mention of it that gets to me. Entire threads get taken over, but no one is actually writing a story or going to deliver art, just people taking up the post count.

>>27030316
I'm not that college guy. I'm just seeing that he said he doesn't like the porn talk, ignorable as it is

>>27030330
So do you feel as if we're shoving it down your throat?

>>27030361
The images you put in my mind, Semi.

>>27030330
Try to take over the thread with show talk. Although I cannot think of any way to do that, we've talked on the show extensively. The only interesting talk left if potential adventures, pony sexuality, how best to kill the pony (gets talked about the least, despite being my favored subject), season two wishes, arguing who is best pony (it's Spitfire by the way), and in-depth character analysis (particularly through shipping)

What do you want to talk about?

>>27030361
>>27030316
Come on, man, no need to be so defensive.

It simply feels that Cheese from Foster's is on the other side of a computer, typing "I like futa." I do just keep scrolling, and I have other boards I visit and other things to do, I'm just putting it out there.

>>27030453
Since you like Spitfire, do you know if we made up any background for her?

>>27030453
We should kill pony by shoving them into a van and then. . .

>>27030453
Spitfire thread?

>>27029689
I'm all for love and friendship, just not all day erryday on this board. You talk as though love and friendship and lesbian love stories are mutually exclusive.

>>27030474
Who's defensive? I'm just trying to figure what this guy's problem is.

>>27030516
Spitfire thread.

>>27030474
I like to think she had a normal, well-adjusted foalhood with parents who love her and are still around, she them visits regularly. I wish we knew of more Wonderbolts besides Soarin', I can't imagine how she got in.
>inb4 she sucked all the dicks

HEY GUYS! MY GRANDMA MOVES FASTER THAN THIS THREAD!

>>27030516
Do these two ever have casual flings?

>>27030556
Stop making fun of your grandma, she's a saint!

>>27030556
But Pinkie, your grandmother died of pony cancer.

>>27030559
Being the two most prominent members of the Wonderbolts, I would imagine that'd be the case.

>>27030539
Read this.
>>27030299

People are free to post and contribute whatever they want. I can, and do ignore, it, but when entire threads go down the wayside, it just gets annoying.

Not an attack on you, I just got an opportunity to vvent. Feel free not to respond.

>>27030555
I switched words some there

>>27030559
Consider this - they need to practice for hours and hours every day just to make their routines. They really can't go off-base or leave the touring tents to go cruise, the paparazzi would have a field day with their 'new saucy date' or worse.

As it is, the only people they can plausibly sleep with without hassle are other Wonderbolts.

>>27030559
not so much flings as bets on the others endurance.

..I dont have any Soarin/Spitfire r34 so have this instead.

>>27030555
>"And here I was prepared to suck as many dicks as it took!"

>>27030668
I've got the one fapfic where I globally changed the female wonderbolt's name to Spitfire after it was canonized. Maybe I should change one of the male's to Soarin.

>>27030680
I was summoned?

>>27030690
DO IT

>>27030690
I remember that fic.

Also DO IT!

>>27030680
> You are now aware ALL Wonderbolt recruits are asked to suck all the dicks.

Soarin' is really, really good at giving mouth love to a thick hot cock.

>>27030666
And they're always risking certain death. Never knowing when they'll crash and burn. It's a high risk, high pressure lifestyle, filled with booze and drugs when they're not on the job. It's the only thing they have to turn to for comfort. That, and each other. As part of their job, they have to work as a team and know each other intimately. Every single move, reaction, reflex, sentiment. It's what keeps them alive.

>>27030697
Are you going to write a perfectly normal fic where Dash sucks her way into the Wonderbolts?

>>27030737
If you weren't so full up on requests, I'd ask you to expand on that relationship between Spitfire & Soarin'

>>27030737
I'm not seeing being a wonderbolt as dangerous a career as a stunt pilot. Planes break, but they are pegasi, they can fly naturally!

Alright, did it. Here it is again.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J09YtfKCV7iyVTfM2daaHW9E0LA-0vf99CK38Z7oqC8/edit?hl=en_US

If anybody wants to read that, let me know if the global changes fucked anything up.

>>27030737
> risking certain death
> certain

That word doesn't mean what you think it means. They're risking death, yeah, but it's not certain every time they fly quite so quickly. If anything they have the whole team and support staff and EMT's and fast responders on call to bail their ass if something goes wrong.

>>27030795
I can't read.

>>27030805
It is certain with drugs and alcohol

>>27030767
I kind just did. They're teammates. They've got a foreshortened lifespan. They fuck like crazy. Them and the rest of the Wonderbolts. That's it.

>>27030805
They didn't really have a lot of help when three of the Wonderbolts got knocked out by Rarity.

>>27030805
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>27030813
Would you like somebody to draw you a picture of the story?

>>27030848
...perhaps.

>>27030778
>Doing some high speed stunts
>Crash into eachother
>Wings are broken
>Tumble to your death

>>27030832
That's true, but it wasn't part of their regular show and wasn't on their usual route for air stunts.

You really can't plan for a totally respectable person falling out the damn sky.

>>27030795
What were their names before? The other Wonderbolts need names too ya know

>>27030858
Me too. Let me know if somebody ever draws one.

>>27030832
Their normal tricks don't have much of a chance of being knocked out in the air, though. Nothing to crash in to but each other.

>>27030865
>implying collisions always result in broken wings

>>27030865
Yes, but how often does that happen to stunt pilots? Isn't it unusually malfunctions?

>>27030870
I remember asking for help naming them and nobody volunteered anything.

So I named the two males Thunder and Bolt, and the female Firefly.

>>27030888
It's often due to human error. I don't know the percentages v. mechanical failure.

>>27030902
But isn't Firefly supposed to be her mom?!?

I remember when we theorized about Wonderbolt names and came up with Marverick.

>>27030868
yeah but there were gonna be lots of amateurs doing dangerous stunts over an open drop all the way to the ground instead. So having some emergency team on standby would still have been necessary.

>>27030976
The emergency team probably wasn't fast enough to react.

>>27030955
That was the fanon name of the wonderbolts leader.

So far there are only names for the theorized #2 in command and one of the females.

>>27030955
then Snarky Bastard came up with this nice little fic

>>27030993
The emergency team probably wasn't fast enough to save them. There are 6 members of the wonderbolts, and the other three didn't even try, probably because they were falling fast enough that even at top speed, nobody could fly down fast enough to catch them before they hit the ground.

>>27030955
Yeah, I considered that but I thought it was a little too cheezy.

>>27030946
Fuck, I don't know. Old gen name that gets thrown around a lot. I thought it was cheap to use it when I wrote it, but I didn't really care that much. Can you imagine the reaction if I had thought of the name Spitfire and written a fapfic before it became canon?

I only request and fap to porn ironically. I'm not a furry.

>>27030742
1.
>dash sucking cock
2.
if it's not a human in equestria fic, nooooope.

>>27031029
I want to see "Dazzle and Orion" canonized as Twilight's parents.

Fools

>>27029653
Here you go, abandoned the thread for a bit to do other things and just saw your request.

>>27029918
Don't apologize to archive, looks like he likes it anyway, and it IS a cesspool.
And yeah, they're annoying as all fuck.

>>27031099
And I want to see Male Nigmare moon bulling every pretty in filly in sight to be canonized, you don't see me suggesting it.

>>27031099
LOL. That would be hilarious. I know one of the animators likes my stories. But if there was a way I could get the attention of the writers...

>>27031111
Thank you! :D

>>27031124
Yeah, you're really TV material Semi, that's why you publish your stories on 4chan like the best of 'em.

>>27031065
Have you written a story about female Spike yet? Vindictive Twilight is best Twilight

>>27031123
>>27031137
No, I meant "Dazzle and Orion" as her parent's NAMES! Jesus people...

>>27031065
PoVguy sexing his way into the wonderbolts?

>>27031137
Oh god, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for that.

>>27031124
>fapfic reference in MLP
That is terrifying.

Almost lost this page to the multitude of topics...so, bump!

>>27031137
Are you the "I don't mind porn but it's a filthy filthy cesspool" guy?

>>27031204
Let's get the last couple of images out.

>>27031150
>>27031170
nope

also povguy doesn't really have wings so eh

Guys, how much would a small pony figure cost? Thinking about buying a Rainbow Dash as a joke gift, but I don't know how much they cost. How much are they? It would be nice if I could get a quick reply, I would like to be able to leave soon, I'm getting kinda hungry.

>>27031112
Good morning, you! You want to argue about Kloudmutt, RS, or just the entire fandom in general today? Thread is kinda slow

>>27031244
Five, six dollars I think.

I got the new thread. Hold on a bit

>>27031221
Nope, but if I were, would it matter? The fact that you self-publish on 4chan or a fanfic site is damning enough.

>>27031244
You can have it for the low low cost of sucking my dick and finishing me. Believe me, it's a task.

>>27031237
What is POV guys name?

I bet it's Jared, ive always hated that name.

>>27031237
Then just make him sex up the Wonderbolts. I'd be fine with that.

>>27031248
The KM hater turned out to be an engineerfag. Oh god, that makes so much sense.

>>27031230
Hooray, a humanized Dash that isn't COMPLETELY FUCKING FLAT.

>>27027682
this is ballin

>>27031282
>>27031282
>>27031282
>>27031282
>>27031282
>>27031282
>>27031282

>>27031273
It's you, silly!

>>27031265
>The fact that you self-publish on 4chan or a fanfic site is damning enough.

I'm a published author in short stories and I still write here. What now, bitch?

>>27031265
Where's a better place to publish MLP fapfiction?

>>27031284
>that makes so much sense
As an engineer I'd like to know why you think it makes sense.

>>27031306
Children's books

>>27031274
he did bang spitfire, with vinyl scratch.